Friends老友记六人行中英文对照剧本第二季第二十二集
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OPENINGTITLES
[Scene:CentralPerk.Chandler,Ross,Joey,Phoebe,andMonicaareplanningRache'sbirthdayparty.]
ROSS:ItalkedtoRachel'ssisters,neitherofthemcancome.
MONICA:Ok,we'renothavingbirthdaycake,we'rehavingbirthdayflan.
CHANDLER:Excuseme?
MONICA:It'satraditionalMexicancustarddessert.
JOEY:Ohthat'snice.HappybirthdayRachel,here'ssomegoo.
CHANDLER:Ormaybeshedoesn'tstealstuffandJoeyjustsleptwithherandnevercalledherback.
MONICA:Joeythatishorriable.
JOEY:HeyIlikedher,alright.Maybe,maybetoomuch.Idon'tknowIguessIjustgotscared.
PHOEBE:I'msorry,Ididn'tknow.
JOEY:Ididn'tthinkanyone'dbuythat,ok.
[Rachelenters]
ROSS:Hihoney,howdiditgo?
RACHEL:Agh,itwasthegraduationfromhell.
CHANDLER:Yaknow,mycousinwenttohellonafootballscholarship.
MONICA:Souh,JoeyandChanlder,I,Ithinkit'stimethatyoutakeDr.Greeneovertoyourplace.
CHANDLER:Uhh,yes,absdolutely,um.Whyagain?
MONICA:Becausethat'swherethepartyisyougoon.Seethisisjustthestagingarea.
MONICA:Sowhathappened?
RACHEL:Mypห้องสมุดไป่ตู้rentshappened.Alltheyhadtodowassitinthesamestadium,smileproudly,andnottalkaboutthedivorce.Butnooo,theygotintoahugefightinthemiddleofthecommencementaddress.BishopTutuactuallyhadtostopandshushthem.Butyouknowwhat,youknowwhatthegoodnewsis?Igettoservecoffeeforthenext8hours.
PHOEBE:Ok,soIguesswedon'tinviteherparents.
MONICA:Well,howboutjusthermom?
CHANDLER:Whyhermom?
MONICA:CauseIalreadyinvitedher.
PHOEBE:Ooh,ooh,didyouaskStacyRoth?
JOEY:Rightthisisstaging.
CHANDLER:Yeah,thismorethananythingelse,isthestagingarea.
JOEY:[asthey'rewalkingout,Dr.GreenequestioninglygesturesattheHappyBirthdaysignoverthedoor]Thisisclearlyinthewrongapartment.[theyallwalkacrossthehall]
CHANDLER:So,basicallyjustaChineseguy.
JOEY:Uh,hey,Dr.Greene,whydon'tyoucomewithme,we'llputyourjacketonRachel'sbed.
MR.GREENE:Alright,thatsoundslikeatwopersonjob.[theywalkintoRachel'sbedroom]
CHANDLER:Thisisn'tyourfirstsurpriseparty,isitsir?
[knockatthedoor,MonicaanswerstoseeMrs.Greene]
MRS.GREENE:HiMonica.
[Monicaslamsthedoorbackshut]
MONICA:Chinesemenuguy.Forgotthemenus.
MONICA:OhmyGod,ohmyGod,ohmyGod.
CHANDLER:Ok,think,whatwouldJackandChrissydo?
JOEY:[peeksbackout]Ok,nowthatyourcoatissafelyinthebedr-,[seesthatthecoastisclear]oh,okwecancomebackoutinthelivingroom.
[JoeyisstaringatMonica'sbreasts]
MONICA:Joeythey'renotreal.Istartmilesbeneaththesurfaceofthesethings,ok,they'refake.See[squeezesherbreast]honkhonk.
CHANDLER:Wow,it's,it'slikepornoforclowns.
MONICA:Nono,thefathercan,butum,sinceIamtheroommateIcantellyouthatshe'snothereandI'llpassalongthemessage,ok.Sobye-bye.
MR.GREENE:Ohhh,you'rehavingaparteee.
RACHEL:Yaknow,Imeanthisissupposedtobeajoyousoccasion.Mysister'sgraduatingfromcollege,nobodythoughtshewould.It'satruetestamenttowhatagirlfromlongislandwoulddoforaCelica.
MONICA:So,I'llgetcandlesandmymom'slacetablecloth,andsinceit'sRachel'sbirthday,Imean,wewantittobespecial,IthoughtI'dpoachasalmon.
ALL:Ohhh.
MONICA:What?
ROSS:Question.Whydowealwayshavetohavepartieswhereyoupoachthings?
MONICA:No,no,notaparty.JustasurprisegatheringofsomepeopleRachelknows.Um,thisisPhoebeandChandlerandJoey.
MR.GREENE:I'llneverrememberallofthat.Souh,what'sthedeal?Rachelcomeshome,peoplepopoutandyellstuff,isthatit?
JOEY:Ohno,can'tinviteher.Shealsosteals.
[Scene:MonicaandRachel'sapartment.Chandler,Joey,Monica,andPhoebearesettingupfortheparty.]
PHOEBE:Ok,herearethebirthdaycandles.Where'sthebirthdaycake?
PHOEBE:[cuttingMrs.Greeneoff]Ha-ha,that'sgreat,ha-ha.Ican'twaittoheartherestofit,yaknow,butIreallyhavetogotothebathroomso...Hey,comewithme.Yeah,yeah,it'llbelikewe'regalpals,yaknow,likeatarestraunt.Oh,it'llbefun,c'mon.[theygointhebathroom]
我台上所有的恐龙都是死的听着我不是想为难大家但是嗯我刚才注意到有些人把它大开着你必须推进笔帽直到你听见嘀响一声
Friends老友记六人行中英文对照剧本第二季
222TheOneWiththeTwoParties
[Scene:MoondanceDiner.Ross,Phoebe,Joey,andChandleraresittingatthecounter,Monicaisworking.Monicaiswearinghercostume,includingbigfakebreasts.]
MONICA:Ok,umso,IstillhavetoinviteDillonandEmmaandShannonCooper.
JOEY:Woah,woah,woah,uh,noShannonCooper.
PHOEBE:Whynother?
JOEY:Causesheuh,shestealsstuff.
MRS.GREENE:Well,mygoodness,whatwasthat?
MONICA:Sandra,Iamsosorry,IthoughtyouwereRachelandwejustweren'treadyforyouyet.
MRS.GREENE:YouthoughtIwasRachel?
CHANDLER:Yesbecauseuh,youlooksoyoung.
[Scene:Lateroninthehallwaybetweentheapartments.Chandlerisshowingpeopletotheparties.]
PHOEBE:Andbecauseyou'reboth,youknow,whitewomen.
MRS.GREENE:Oh,Imissedyoukids.Well,shouldIputmycoatinthebedroom?
CHANDLER:NO!No,I'lltakethatforya.
MRS.GREENE:Ohwellthankyou.Suchagentleman.Thankyou.[Chandlertakesthehotpinkcoatandgrimacesatit]Ahh,italllookssonice,sofestive,alltheballoons...[Chandler,rememberingthatJoeyandMr.Greeneareinthebedroom,throwshercoatinacupboard]Thefunniestthinghappenedtomeonthewayhere.Iwas...[Joeypeeksout]
ROSS:Yeah.
PHOEBE:Yeah,Iagree.Yaknow,Ithinkfancypartiesareonlyfunifyou'refancyontheinsideandI'mjustnotsureweare.
MONICA:Alright.Ifyouguysdon'twantittobespecial,fine.Youcanthrowanykindofpartyyouwant.
MONICA:Youwannabeinchargeofthefoodcommittee?
ROSS:Questiontwo.Whydowealwayshavetohavepartieswithcommittees?
JOEY:Really.Whycan'twejustgetsomepizzasandgetsomebeersandhavefun?
[knockatthedoor]
MONICA:[answersthedoor]Dr.Greene.OhmyGodit'sRachel'sdad.What'reyoudoinghere?
MR.GREENE:What?Thefathercan'tdropbytoseethedaughteronherbirthday?
[Scene:CentralPerk.Chandler,Ross,Joey,Phoebe,andMonicaareplanningRache'sbirthdayparty.]
ROSS:ItalkedtoRachel'ssisters,neitherofthemcancome.
MONICA:Ok,we'renothavingbirthdaycake,we'rehavingbirthdayflan.
CHANDLER:Excuseme?
MONICA:It'satraditionalMexicancustarddessert.
JOEY:Ohthat'snice.HappybirthdayRachel,here'ssomegoo.
CHANDLER:Ormaybeshedoesn'tstealstuffandJoeyjustsleptwithherandnevercalledherback.
MONICA:Joeythatishorriable.
JOEY:HeyIlikedher,alright.Maybe,maybetoomuch.Idon'tknowIguessIjustgotscared.
PHOEBE:I'msorry,Ididn'tknow.
JOEY:Ididn'tthinkanyone'dbuythat,ok.
[Rachelenters]
ROSS:Hihoney,howdiditgo?
RACHEL:Agh,itwasthegraduationfromhell.
CHANDLER:Yaknow,mycousinwenttohellonafootballscholarship.
MONICA:Souh,JoeyandChanlder,I,Ithinkit'stimethatyoutakeDr.Greeneovertoyourplace.
CHANDLER:Uhh,yes,absdolutely,um.Whyagain?
MONICA:Becausethat'swherethepartyisyougoon.Seethisisjustthestagingarea.
MONICA:Sowhathappened?
RACHEL:Mypห้องสมุดไป่ตู้rentshappened.Alltheyhadtodowassitinthesamestadium,smileproudly,andnottalkaboutthedivorce.Butnooo,theygotintoahugefightinthemiddleofthecommencementaddress.BishopTutuactuallyhadtostopandshushthem.Butyouknowwhat,youknowwhatthegoodnewsis?Igettoservecoffeeforthenext8hours.
PHOEBE:Ok,soIguesswedon'tinviteherparents.
MONICA:Well,howboutjusthermom?
CHANDLER:Whyhermom?
MONICA:CauseIalreadyinvitedher.
PHOEBE:Ooh,ooh,didyouaskStacyRoth?
JOEY:Rightthisisstaging.
CHANDLER:Yeah,thismorethananythingelse,isthestagingarea.
JOEY:[asthey'rewalkingout,Dr.GreenequestioninglygesturesattheHappyBirthdaysignoverthedoor]Thisisclearlyinthewrongapartment.[theyallwalkacrossthehall]
CHANDLER:So,basicallyjustaChineseguy.
JOEY:Uh,hey,Dr.Greene,whydon'tyoucomewithme,we'llputyourjacketonRachel'sbed.
MR.GREENE:Alright,thatsoundslikeatwopersonjob.[theywalkintoRachel'sbedroom]
CHANDLER:Thisisn'tyourfirstsurpriseparty,isitsir?
[knockatthedoor,MonicaanswerstoseeMrs.Greene]
MRS.GREENE:HiMonica.
[Monicaslamsthedoorbackshut]
MONICA:Chinesemenuguy.Forgotthemenus.
MONICA:OhmyGod,ohmyGod,ohmyGod.
CHANDLER:Ok,think,whatwouldJackandChrissydo?
JOEY:[peeksbackout]Ok,nowthatyourcoatissafelyinthebedr-,[seesthatthecoastisclear]oh,okwecancomebackoutinthelivingroom.
[JoeyisstaringatMonica'sbreasts]
MONICA:Joeythey'renotreal.Istartmilesbeneaththesurfaceofthesethings,ok,they'refake.See[squeezesherbreast]honkhonk.
CHANDLER:Wow,it's,it'slikepornoforclowns.
MONICA:Nono,thefathercan,butum,sinceIamtheroommateIcantellyouthatshe'snothereandI'llpassalongthemessage,ok.Sobye-bye.
MR.GREENE:Ohhh,you'rehavingaparteee.
RACHEL:Yaknow,Imeanthisissupposedtobeajoyousoccasion.Mysister'sgraduatingfromcollege,nobodythoughtshewould.It'satruetestamenttowhatagirlfromlongislandwoulddoforaCelica.
MONICA:So,I'llgetcandlesandmymom'slacetablecloth,andsinceit'sRachel'sbirthday,Imean,wewantittobespecial,IthoughtI'dpoachasalmon.
ALL:Ohhh.
MONICA:What?
ROSS:Question.Whydowealwayshavetohavepartieswhereyoupoachthings?
MONICA:No,no,notaparty.JustasurprisegatheringofsomepeopleRachelknows.Um,thisisPhoebeandChandlerandJoey.
MR.GREENE:I'llneverrememberallofthat.Souh,what'sthedeal?Rachelcomeshome,peoplepopoutandyellstuff,isthatit?
JOEY:Ohno,can'tinviteher.Shealsosteals.
[Scene:MonicaandRachel'sapartment.Chandler,Joey,Monica,andPhoebearesettingupfortheparty.]
PHOEBE:Ok,herearethebirthdaycandles.Where'sthebirthdaycake?
PHOEBE:[cuttingMrs.Greeneoff]Ha-ha,that'sgreat,ha-ha.Ican'twaittoheartherestofit,yaknow,butIreallyhavetogotothebathroomso...Hey,comewithme.Yeah,yeah,it'llbelikewe'regalpals,yaknow,likeatarestraunt.Oh,it'llbefun,c'mon.[theygointhebathroom]
我台上所有的恐龙都是死的听着我不是想为难大家但是嗯我刚才注意到有些人把它大开着你必须推进笔帽直到你听见嘀响一声
Friends老友记六人行中英文对照剧本第二季
222TheOneWiththeTwoParties
[Scene:MoondanceDiner.Ross,Phoebe,Joey,andChandleraresittingatthecounter,Monicaisworking.Monicaiswearinghercostume,includingbigfakebreasts.]
MONICA:Ok,umso,IstillhavetoinviteDillonandEmmaandShannonCooper.
JOEY:Woah,woah,woah,uh,noShannonCooper.
PHOEBE:Whynother?
JOEY:Causesheuh,shestealsstuff.
MRS.GREENE:Well,mygoodness,whatwasthat?
MONICA:Sandra,Iamsosorry,IthoughtyouwereRachelandwejustweren'treadyforyouyet.
MRS.GREENE:YouthoughtIwasRachel?
CHANDLER:Yesbecauseuh,youlooksoyoung.
[Scene:Lateroninthehallwaybetweentheapartments.Chandlerisshowingpeopletotheparties.]
PHOEBE:Andbecauseyou'reboth,youknow,whitewomen.
MRS.GREENE:Oh,Imissedyoukids.Well,shouldIputmycoatinthebedroom?
CHANDLER:NO!No,I'lltakethatforya.
MRS.GREENE:Ohwellthankyou.Suchagentleman.Thankyou.[Chandlertakesthehotpinkcoatandgrimacesatit]Ahh,italllookssonice,sofestive,alltheballoons...[Chandler,rememberingthatJoeyandMr.Greeneareinthebedroom,throwshercoatinacupboard]Thefunniestthinghappenedtomeonthewayhere.Iwas...[Joeypeeksout]
ROSS:Yeah.
PHOEBE:Yeah,Iagree.Yaknow,Ithinkfancypartiesareonlyfunifyou'refancyontheinsideandI'mjustnotsureweare.
MONICA:Alright.Ifyouguysdon'twantittobespecial,fine.Youcanthrowanykindofpartyyouwant.
MONICA:Youwannabeinchargeofthefoodcommittee?
ROSS:Questiontwo.Whydowealwayshavetohavepartieswithcommittees?
JOEY:Really.Whycan'twejustgetsomepizzasandgetsomebeersandhavefun?
[knockatthedoor]
MONICA:[answersthedoor]Dr.Greene.OhmyGodit'sRachel'sdad.What'reyoudoinghere?
MR.GREENE:What?Thefathercan'tdropbytoseethedaughteronherbirthday?