英语50句口头禅!英语笑话!

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英语笑话简短爆笑

英语笑话简短爆笑
1. Why is the doctor so angry? （为什么医生那么生气？）Because he has no patience.（因为他没有耐心呀。

）
笑点：耐心=patience，病人（复数形式）=patients，两个词读音相似，一语双关。

2. What is the longest word in the English language?（英语里最长的单词是？）Smiles. Because there is a mile between its first and last letters.（Smiles，因为它的首尾字母之间隔了一英里那么长。

）笑点：翻译时需要保留smiles，因为中文不分单复数，这里规避了字面意义上的最长，而是利用了单词mile 的含义。

3. What do you call a deer with no eyes?（没有眼睛的鹿叫什么？）No idea.（不知道。

）
笑点：deer 和idea 读音相似，这里是谐音梗。

4. Why don't scientists trust atoms?（为什么科学家不相信原子？）Because they make up everything.（因为它们构成了一切。

）笑点：make up 有化妆、编造、组成等意思，这里取了组成的意思。

5. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?（当
雪人跟吸血鬼杂交，会得到什么？）Frostbite.（冻疮。

）笑点：frostbite 有冻伤、冻疮的意思，同时它跟frost（霜）和bite （咬）两个词有关，这里是双关梗。

外国人挂在嘴边的口头禅

外国人挂在嘴边的口头禅1. Look 你听我说Look, I m really sorry I woke you, I just wanted to tell you I was all right.听我说，我真抱歉吵醒你，我只是想告诉你我一切都好。

2. Like I said 就像我刚才说的Like I said before, I see failure as a stepping stone to success.就像我之前说的，失败是成功之母。

3. Well 回应对方之前可以说的- Where did you go last month?你上个月去哪呢?- Well, I was in America.这个嘛，我在美国呢。

4. You know 希望得到对方的理解You know, I don t think that it s made the decision any easier.你知道吗，我不认为这对做出决定有丝毫帮助。

5. The point is... 关键是I know English is important but the point is how to improve.我知道英语很重要但关键是如何去提升。

6. I know 我知道I know you ve been studying chimpanzees for thirty years now.我知道你研究黑猩猩至今已有30年了。

7. Here s the thing 问题是Here s the thing, we don t have that much money for the trip.问题是，我们没有那么多钱去旅行。

8. You know what I m saying? 你懂我的意思吗? She was a bit stuck up, you know what I m saying?她有点自命不凡，你懂我的意思吗?9. To be honest 坦白说To be honest, I don t think we can finish the task.坦a白说，我觉得咱们无法完成这个任务。

英语常用五十句口头禅!!

英语口头禅！！1.Absolutely!——毫无疑问！2.Adorable!——可爱极了！3.Amazing!——太神奇了！4.Anytime!——随时吩咐！5.Almost!——差不多了！6.Awful!——好可怕啊！7.Allow me!——让我来！8.Baloney!——胡扯！荒谬！9.Bingo!——中了！10.Boring!——真无聊！11.Bravo!——太棒了！12.Bullshit!——胡说！13.Correct!——对的！14.Crazy!——疯了！15.Damn!——该死的！16.Deal!——一言为定！17.Definitely!——当然！18.Disgusting!——好恶心啊！19.Drat!——讨厌！20.Exactly!——完全正确！21.Faint!——我倒！22.Fantastic!——妙极了！23.Fifty-fifty!——一半对一半！24.Fresh!——好有型！帅极了！25.Gorgeous!——美极了！26.Great!——太好了！27.Hopefully!——希望如此！28.Horrible!——好可怕！29.Hot!——好辣！30.Hurray!/Hurrah!——万岁！31.Imagine!——想想看！32.Impossible!——不可能吧！33.Impressive!——很感人，永生难忘！34.Incredible!——不可思议！35.Indeed?——真的？36.Listen!——听着！37.Lousy!——差劲！38.Now!——现在就做！39.Objection!——我抗议！40.Outrageous!——不得了！41.Perfect!——很完美！42.Please!——拜托了！43.Probably!——很可能！44.Rats!——差劲！45.Relax!——放轻松！46.Right!——对的！47.Satisfied?——满意了吗？48.So so!——马马虎虎！49.Still?——仍是这样？50.Stingy!——小气鬼！。

英文搞笑短句

英文搞笑短句1. "Why is a Raven like a writing desk? 'Cause there's no answer!" Example: You're telling a joke to your friends and they're all like "huh?" and then you say this and they crack up.2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode." Example: Your mom yells at you for not doing the chores and you respond with this, making her laugh.3. "If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you." Example: Your friend is complaining about failing at something and you joke with this.4. "I have a photographic memory, but sometimes I forget to load the film." Example: You're trying to remember something and can't, so you say this and everyone laughs.5. "I'm not short, I'm just concentrated awesome." Example: Someone teases you about your height and you fire back with this.6. "The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." Example: You're discussing with your siblings about who gets the best stuff and you say this.7. "I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life."Example: Your classmates are being all serious and you break the tension with this.8. "A day without sunshine is like, you know, night." Example: It's a cloudy day and you make this comment to lighten the mood.9. "I'm not crazy, my reality is just different from yours." Example: Your friends think you're doing something weird and you defend yourself with this.10. "I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness." Example: You're sharing crazy stories with your buddies and throw this one in.My opinion: These English funny short sentences can bring a lot of laughter and joy to people's lives, and make the communication atmosphere more relaxed and interesting.。

很爽口的英语口头禅

很爽口的英语口头禅1. Absolutely! 毫无疑问！2. Adorable! 可爱极了！3. Amazing! 太神奇了！4. Anytime! 随时吩咐！5. Almost! 差不多了！6. Awful! 好可怕啊！7. Allow me! 让我来！8. Baloney! 胡扯！荒谬！9. Bingo! 中了！10. Boring! 真无聊！11. Bravo! 太棒了！12. Bullshit! 胡说！13. Correct! 对的！14. Crazy! 疯了！15. Damn! 该死的！16. Deal! 一言为定！17. Definitely! 当然！18. Disgusting! 好恶心啊！19. Willingly! 很乐意！20. Exactly! 完全正确！21. Well? 怎么样？22. Fantastic! 妙极了！23. Fifty-fifty! 一半对一半！(半斤八两)24. Fresh! 好有型！帅极了！25. Gorgeous! 美极了！26. Great! 太好了！27. Hopefully! 希望如此！28. Horrible! 好可怕！29. Hot! 好辣！30. Hurray! / Hurrah! 万岁！31. Imagine! 想想看！32. Impossible! 不可能吧！33. Impressive! 很感人，永生难忘！34. Incredible! 不可思议！35. Indeed? 真的？36. Listen! 听着！37. Lousy! 差劲！38. Now! 现在就做！39. Objection! 我抗议！40. Outrageous! 不得了！41. Perfect! 很完美！42. Please! 拜托了！43. Probably! 很可能！44. Rats! 差劲！45. Relax! 放轻松！46. Right! 对的！47. Satisfied? 满意了吗？48. So so. 马马虎虎！49. Still? 仍是这样？50. Stingy! 小气鬼！51. Superb! 棒极了！52. Surprise! 给你一个惊喜！53. Terrible! 好可怕！54. Terrific! 了不起的！55. Try! 去试一下！56. Unbelievable! 难以置信！57. Understand? 明不明白?。

英文口头禅

1.Absolutely!——毫无疑问！2.Adorable!——可爱极了！3.Amazing!——太神奇了！4.Anytime!——随时吩咐！5.Almost!——差不多了！6.Awful!——好可怕啊！7.Allow me!——让我来！8.Baloney!——胡扯！荒谬！9.Bingo!——中了！10.Boring!——真无聊！11.Bravo!——太棒了！12.Bullshit!——胡说！13.Correct!——对的！14.Crazy!——疯了！15.Damn!——该死的！16.Deal!——一言为定！17.Definitely!——当然！18.Disgusting!——好恶心啊！19.Drat!——讨厌！20.Exactly!——完全正确！21.Faint!——我倒！22.Fantastic!——妙极了！23.Fifty-fifty!——一半对一半！24.Fresh!——好有型！帅极了！25.Gorgeous!——美极了！26.Great!——太好了！27.Hopefully!——希望如此！28.Horrible!——好可怕！29.Hot!——好辣！30.Hurray!/Hurrah!——万岁！31.Imagine!——想想看！32.Impossible!——不可能吧！33.Impressive!——很感人，永生难忘！34.Incredible!——不可思议！35.Indeed?——真的？36.Listen!——听着！37.Lousy!——差劲！38.Now!——现在就做！39.Objection!——我抗议！40.Outrageous!——不得了！41.Perfect!——很完美！42.Please!——拜托了！43.Probably!——很可能！44.Rats!——差劲！45.Relax!——放轻松！46.Right!——对的！47.Satisfied?——满意了吗？48.So so!——马马虎虎！49.Still?——仍是这样？50.Stingy!——小气鬼！。

英语搞笑段子六到八句

英语搞笑段子六到八句
英文回答：
1. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick.
2. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
3. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.
4. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.
5. What do you call a fish with no eyes and no legs? A blind flounder.
6. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
中文回答：
1. 你如何称呼一根不会回来的回旋镖？一根棍子。

2. 你如何称呼一条没有眼睛的鱼？Fsh！
3. 你如何称呼一只没有眼睛的鹿？我不知道。

4. 你如何称呼一只没有眼睛和腿的鹿？仍然不知道。

5. 你如何称呼一条没有眼睛和腿的鱼？一条失明的比目鱼。

6. 你如何称呼一头没有腿的牛？绞肉。

搞笑的英文俗语有哪些_俚语

搞笑的英文俗语有哪些关于英文的俗语有很多，大家平时都有阅读过哪些呢?今天就由小编为大家带来关于搞笑的英文俗语，供大家参考，希望大家会喜欢，快和小编一起来看看吧!搞笑的英文俗语1、人怕饿，地怕荒。

People are afraid of hunger, but people are afraid of famine.2、光说不干，事事落空;又说又干，马到。

If you say nothing, everything falls short; if you say something and do it again, you will succeed.3、人到四十五，正是出山虎。

When people reach 45, it is the mountain tiger.4、撒网要撒迎风网，开船要开顶风船。

To cast a net against the wind, to sail a ship against the wind.5、天冷不冻织女手，荒年不饿勤耕人。

Weaver hands are not frozen in cold weather, and hard-working people are not hungry in barren years.6、一年盼望一年好，汗衫补得象夹袄。

Looking forward to a good year, sweaters are like jackets.7、人怕没脸，树怕没皮。

People are afraid of losing face and trees are afraid of losing bark.8、人不可貌相，海水不可斗量。

Man can't look, sea water can't be measured.9、人心不足蛇呑象，贪心不足吃月亮。

People's hearts are not enough for snakes and elephants, and greed is not enough for the moon.10、弟兄不和邻里欺，将相不和邻国欺。

幽默英语口语笑话大全

幽默英语口语笑话大全英语笑话是很有用的，小编今天就给大家带来了英语的笑话，有时间的可以多多看看，大家一起学习一下吧英语笑话一“I am sorry”。

“I am sorry，too” 外国人回答。

“I am sorry three” 我道。

“What are you sorry for?” 外国人问。

“I am sorry five” 我说……男：Can I buy you a drink?(我可以为你买一杯饮料吗?)女：Actually I''d rather have the money.(不必，我我宁愿留下那些钱。

)英语笑话二男：Will you go out with me this Saturday?(这个星期六你想跟我出去吗?)女：Sorry. I''m having a headache this weekend.(抱歉。

这个周末我头疼。

)男：Can I have your name?(直译：我能有你的名字吗?)女：Why? Don''t you already have one? (为什么?你不是已经有一个了吗?)英语笑话三男：I think I could make you very happy.(我想我能让你非常快乐。

)女：Why? Are you leaving?(是吗?你是说你要离开?)1. TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.GEORGE: Here it is!TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?CLASS: George!2. TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".ELLEN: I is...TEACHER: No, Ellen. We always say, "I am."ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."3. TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?CLASS: Big hands!4. TEACHER: Didn't you promise to behave?STUDENT: Yes, Sir.TEACHER: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't?STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don't expect you to keep yours.5. TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-feet snake.SAMMY: You can't fool me, Teacher... snakes don't have feet.On thebeach 沙滩上有趣的对话 A man was sunbathing naked at the beach. 一男于沙滩上裸晒。

搞笑的英文俗语有哪些整理

搞笑的英文俗语有哪些整理搞笑的英文俗语有哪些关于英文的俗语有许多，大家平常都有阅读过哪些呢?今日就由我为大家带来关于搞笑的英文俗语，供大家参考，盼望大家会喜爱，快和我一起来看看吧!搞笑的英文俗语1、人怕饿，地怕荒。

People are afraid of hunger, but people are afraid of famine.2、光说不干，事事落空;又说又干，马到胜利。

If you say nothing, everything falls short; if you say something and do it again, you will succeed.3、人到四十五，正是出山虎。

When people reach 45, it is the mountain tiger.4、撒网要撒迎风网，开船要开顶风船。

To cast a net against the wind, to sail a ship against the wind.5、天冷不冻织女手，荒年不饿勤耕人。

Weaver hands are not frozen in cold weather, and hard-working people are not hungry in barren years.6、一年希望一年好，汗衫补得象夹袄。

Looking forward to a good year, sweaters are like jackets.7、人怕没脸，树怕没皮。

People are afraid of losing face and trees are afraid of losing bark.8、人不行貌相，海水不行斗量。

Man cant look, sea water cant be measured.9、人心不足蛇呑象，贪心不足吃月亮。

Peoples hearts are not enough for snakes and elephants, and greed is not enough for the moon.10、弟兄不和邻里欺，将相不和邻国欺。

英文搞笑经典语句50句

英文搞笑经典语句50句1. "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes...she gave me a big hug."2. "I used to play piano by ear, but now I use both my hands."3. "I don't trust staircases, they're always up to something."4. "I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying 'Ooh, I love how smooth it is.'"5. "I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure."6. "Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!"7. "I asked the librarian if she had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.'"8. "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field."9. "I told my wife she should do some exercises for the flabby arms. She told me I should do some exercises for the perfect husband."10. "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes...she gave mea big hug."11. "I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough."12. "I accidentally swallowed some food coloring yesterday. The doctor says I'm okay, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside."13. "I just found out I'm colorblind. The diagnosis came completely out of the purple."14. "I used to be a baker until I couldn't make enough dough."15. "Have you heard about the restaurant called Karma? There's no menu, you get what you deserve."16. "I heard a rumor about butter. But I'm not going to spread it."17. "I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to putdown!"18. "I went to buy a camouflage jacket, but I couldn't find one."19. "My wife told me I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward."20. "I asked the gym instructor if he could teach me to do the splits. He replied, 'How flexible are you?' I said, 'I can't make it on Mondays, Wednesdays, or Fridays.'"21. "I have a mirror that tells me 'You are beautiful.' It's obviously broken."22. "My wife told me I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward."23. "I hate when I'm about to hug someone really sexy, but then my face hits the mirror."24. "I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already."25. "I wish people were more like cats. You pet them for a bit, and then they ignore you for the rest of the day."26. "I accidentally walked into a vegan restaurant. It was a colossal missed steak."27. "To the person who stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word."28. "I saw a sign at the bank that said 'Currently closed.' I hope it's not permanently closed!"29. "Don't trust atoms. They make up everything."30. "Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead!"31. "Why did the stadium get hot after the game? Because all of the fans left."32. "Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!"33. "Don't trust atoms, they make up everything!"34. "Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth."35. "I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already."36. "If at first, you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."37. "I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough."38. "I walked into a cafe and asked the server, 'Do you serve anyone yet?' She replied, 'No, you must order for yourself.'" 39. "I've decided to sell my vacuum cleaner. It was just gathering dust."40. "If a child refuses to take a nap, is he resisting a rest?"41. "I told my computer I needed more memory. It replied, 'I can't perform that function.'"42. "Two peanuts were walking in a park. One was assaulted. The other was a-salted."43. "Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was feeling crumby."44. "What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing. It just let out a little wine."45. "I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!"46. "I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know."47. "Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts."48. "I tried to catch some fog, but I mist."49. "My wife told me I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward."50. "I told my wife she should do some exercises for the flabby arms. She told me I should do some exercises for the perfect husband."。

英语搞笑短语

英语搞笑短语英语搞笑短语大全很多人担心自己的英语说的生硬、没有生气，其实英语中有许多雷人的“冷笑话”，只要多多积累一些“雷人”英语，还怕你的英语无趣吗?掌握下面这些搞笑英语句子，你就可以瞬间变为身幽默达人!英语搞笑短语01. 人生的最大遗憾莫过于错误地坚持了不该坚持的，轻易地放弃了不该放弃的……The most regret ion of live is insist on something that shouldn’t beinsisted on, give up something that shouldn’t be given up02. 大师兄，你知道吗?二师兄的肉现在比师傅的都贵了。

Tang Monk/Tang Priest, don’t you know piggy is more valuable than you? (ThePilgrimage to the West)03. 怀才就像怀孕，时间长了才能看出来。

Having knowledge likes having pregnant, it takes times to be awareness.04. 还能冲动，表示你还对生活有激情，总是冲动，表示你还不懂生活。

If you acts on impulse, you have passions in life, if you always acts onimpulse, you don’t know what life is.05. 我问一个在深圳工作了二十年的朋友：“如果你死后，你的墓志铭打算写点啥?”他说：“我解决了住房问题!”I asked a question to a friend who has been working in Shenzhen for 20years, what would be the proudest things in your life if you died? He said: Ihave already pay back the mortgage loan of my department.06. 妈妈说人最好不要错过两样东西，最后一班回家的'车和一个深爱你的人。

英语笑话大全

英语笑话大全1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!2. Why did the bicycle fall over?Because it was two-tired!3. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!4. What do you call a bear with no teeth?A gummy bear!5. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?They don’t have the guts!6. Why did the tomato turn red?Because it saw the salad dressing!7. What do you call a fish with no eyes?Fsh!8. Why did the chicken go to the seance?To talk to the other side!9. What do you call fake spaghetti?An impasta!10. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?Because they make up everything!11. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frostbite!12. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?Nothing, it just let out a little wine!13. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?In case he got a hole in one!14. What did one wall say to the other wall?I'll meet you at the corner!15. Why was the math book sad?Because it had too many problems!16. Why did the scarecrow win an award?Because he was outstanding in his field!17. What did one hat say to the other hat?You stay here, I'll go on ahead!18. What do you call a bear with no teeth and no ears?Anything you want, it can't hear you!19. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frostbite!20. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?Because they make up everything!以上是一些英语笑话，希望你能喜欢！。

日常生活最常用的英语50句口头禅!!

本文英语可以朗诵（点击朗诵-需要启用宏）(点击自动朗诵英文--需要启用宏，启用方法：工具→宏→安全→低或中→重启文档→启用宏）英语口头禅 1.Absolutely!——毫无疑问2.Adorable!——可爱极了3.Amazing!——太神奇了4.Anytime!——随时吩咐5.Almost!——差不多了6.Awful!——好可怕啊7.Allow me!——让我来8.Baloney!——胡扯荒谬9.Bingo!——中了10.Boring!——真无聊11.Bravo!——太棒了12.Bullshit!——胡说13.Correct!——对的14.Crazy!——疯了15.Damn!——该死的16.Deal!——一言为定17.Definitely!——当然18.Disgusting!——好恶心啊19.Drat!——讨厌20.Exactly!——完全正确21.Faint!——我倒22.Fantastic!——妙极了23.Fifty-fifty!——一半对一半24.Fresh!——好有型帅极了25.Gorgeous!——美极了26.Great!——太好了27.Hopefully!——希望如此28.Horrible!——好可怕29.Hot!——好辣30.Hurray!/Hurrah!——万岁31.Imagine!——想想看32.Impossible!——不可能吧33.Impressive!——很感人永生难忘34.Incredible!——不可思议35.Indeed?——真的36.Listen!——听着37.Lousy!——差劲38.Now!——现在就做39.Objection!——我抗议40.Outrageous!——不得了 41.Perfect!——很完美42.Please!——拜托了43.Probably!——很可能44.Rats!——差劲45.Relax!——放轻松46.Right!——对的47.Satisfied?——满意了吗48.So so!——马马虎虎49.Still?——仍是这样50.Stingy!——小气鬼。

英语幽默笑话句子

英语幽默笑话句子1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.2. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!3. Why don't skeletons fight? They don't have the guts.4. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.5. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.6. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!7. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.8. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!9. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.10. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!11. How do you organize a space party? You "planet"!12. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.13. What did the big flower say to the little flower? "Hi, bud!"14. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.15. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!16. Why don't skeletons fight? They don't have the guts.17. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.18. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.19. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.20. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!21. I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.22. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.23. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.24. Why did the stadium get hot after the game? Because all the fans left.25. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!26. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumby.27. What do you call a snobbish criminal going downstairs? A condescending con descending.28. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.29. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!30. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!31. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.32. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.33. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!34. Why don't skeletons fight? They don't have the guts.35. How do you fix a broken tomato? Tomato paste.36. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.37. What did one wall say to the other? "I'll meet you at the corner."38. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.39. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!40. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.41. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!42. What do cows do for fun? They go to the moooo-vies.43. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!44. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.45. How do you organize a space party? You "planet"!46. What did the big flower say to the little flower? "Hi, bud!"47. Why don't ants get sick? Because they have little anty-bodies.48. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.49. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!50. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!总结：以上提供了50个英语幽默笑话句子，希望能给你带来一些欢乐和轻松的时刻。

英语50句口头禅(很不错的)

英语50句口头禅

英语50句口头禅!! -CAL-FENGHAI.-(YICAI)-Company One11.Absolutely!——毫无疑问！2.Adorable!——可爱极了！3.Amazing!——太神奇了！4.Anytime!——随时吩咐！5.Almost!——差不多了！6.Awful!——好可怕啊！7.Allow me!——让我来！8.Baloney!——胡扯！荒谬！9.Bingo!——中了！10.Boring!——真无聊！11.Bravo!——太棒了！12.Bullshit!——胡说！13.Correct!——对的！14.Crazy!——疯了！15.Damn!——该死的！16.Deal!——一言为定！17.Definitely!——当然！18.Disgusting!——好恶心啊！19.Drat!——讨厌！20.Exactly!——完全正确！21.Faint!——我倒！22.Fantastic!——妙极了！23.Fifty-fifty!——一半对一半！24.Fresh!——好有型！帅极了！25.Gorgeous!——美极了！26.Great!——太好了！27.Hopefully!——希望如此！28.Horrible!——好可怕！29.Hot!——好辣！30.Hurray!/Hurrah!——万岁！31.Imagine!——想想看！32.Impossible!——不可能吧！33.Impressive!——很感人，永生难忘！34.Incredible!——不可思议！35.Indeed——真的36.Listen!——听着！37.Lousy!——差劲！38.Now!——现在就做！39.Objection!——我抗议！40.Outrageous!——不得了！41.Perfect!——很完美！42.Please!——拜托了！43.Probably!——很可能！44.Rats!——差劲！45.Relax!——放轻松！46.Right!——对的！47.Satisfied——满意了吗48.So so!——马马虎虎！49.Still——仍是这样50.Stingy!——小气鬼！。

英语口头禅

英语口头禅英语口头禅一、生活麻辣烫1.That’s cool. 酷毙了！2.Whatever! 随便。

3.Duh. 废话。

4.All right, I gotta go. 好的！我得走了。

5.It cracks me up.笑死我了。

6.Everything is five by five.一切都好。

7.Don’t show off.别炫耀了。

8.It’s not like that.并非如此。

9.Do you have any pet peeve? 你有什么怪毛病吗？10.It’s still up in th e air.还不确定。

11.Here you are. 给你，请吧。

12.I’m broke.我没有钱了。

13.Guess what? 你猜怎么着？14.Make yourself at home. 请不要拘束。

15.Me, too. 我也是。

16.Are you guys OK? 你还好吗？17.How are you feeling? 你觉得怎样呢？18.Cut it out!得了，少来这套！19.What are you up to? 你在忙什么呢？20.Fair to middling.还行，凑合吧。

21.It doesn’t matter. 没关系，不要紧。

22.By the way. 顺便提一下。

23.I don’t care. 我不在乎。

24.I hope so. 希望如此。

25.Well done! 干得漂亮！棒极了！26.Get off my back.少跟我唠叨。

27.More bang for the buck.物美价廉。

28.Any time. 不客气，有事尽管开口。

29.You flatter me.你过奖了！30.Don’t pig out.不要狼吞虎咽。

31.It’s a deal. 一言为定。

32.He stood me up again.他放我鸽子。

33.Dinner is on me.我做东。

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过了一会儿，小明又跟老师说：May I go to the toilet?老师说：Go ahead.小明又坐了下来。

他旁边的同学于是忍不住问：你不是跟老师说要上厕所吗？怎么不去？小明说：你没听老师说「去你个头」啊！英语笑话（二）某日刘洪涛遇到外宾，上前搭话曰：I am hongtao liu，外宾曰：我TM还是方片七呢！英语笑话（三）江青会见外宾，要求翻译要严格按她的意思翻，不许走样。

外宾一见到江青，立刻拍马屁道："Miss Jiang, you are very beautiful." 翻译照翻，江青心花怒放，嘴上还要谦虚一下：“哪里，哪里”。

翻译不敢怠慢，把江青的话翻成英文："Where? Where?" 外宾一愣，还有这样的人，追问哪里漂亮的，干脆马屁拍到底："Everywhere, everywhere." 翻译：“你到处都很漂亮。

”江青更高兴了，但总是要客气一下：“不见得，不见得”。

翻译赶紧翻成英文："You are not allowed to see, you are not allowed to see."英语笑话（四）话说某年某月的某一天，叁个神箭手约在一起比箭，目标是十尺外仆人头上的苹果。

A神箭手挽弓长射，咻一声，利箭正中苹果。

A高傲的昂起下巴，竖出一根大拇指道：「I AM后羿！」B神箭手照本宣科，射中苹果，这回他自大的喊了一句：「I AM丘比特！」轮到C了，他也挽弓，利箭射出！结果正中仆人的心脏。

就听他结结巴巴好久才吐出一句：「I...I...I...AM...SORRY...」英语笑话（五）某人刻苦学习英语，终有小成。

一日上街不慎与一老外相撞，忙说：I am sorry.老外应道：I am sorry too.某人听后又道：I am sorry three.老外不解，问：What are you sorry for?某人无奈，道：I am sorry five.英语笑话（六）一位来自日本的旅客，坐出租车去机场的路上，看到一辆汽车经过，就说：“oh，TOKOTA！Made in Japan! It is very fast！”又有一辆经过，他又说：“oh，NISSAN！Made in Japan! It is very fast！”司机有点不高兴，觉得他太吵了！当第三辆经过时，他还是说：“oh，HONDA！Made in Japan! It is very fast！”后来到了机场，那个日本人就问：“How Much？”出租车司机说：“1000！”日本人惊奇的问司机：“为什么那么贵？”出租车司机回答说：“oh，mileometer（计程表）！Made in Japan! It is very fast！”英语笑话（七）英语老师问一个学生，“How are you是什么意思”学生想how是怎么，you 是你，于是回答“怎么是你？”老师生气又问另一个同学：“How old are you ?是什么意思？”这个同学想了想说：“怎么老是你。

”英语笑话（八）某男，粗通英文，至使馆，有表要填，有一栏是sex。

该男思之久已，毅然下笔：“Once a week“。

签证官观后暴笑，曰：“This item should be filled in with male or female.“该男顿时赧颜，思之，填下“female“，官楞之，曰：“shouldn’t it be male?“男急释曰：“I am a normal man, so I have sex with female.”某男，亦初通英文，至使館，有表要填，有一欄是sex。

該男思之久已，毅然下筆：once a week。

簽證官觀后暴笑，曰：this item should be filled in with male or female.該男頓時赧顏，思之，填下﹕female，官楞之，曰：Shouldn't it be male?男急釋曰：I am a normal man, so I have sex with female.英语笑话（九）一位在美的留学生，想要考国际驾照。

在考试时因为过于紧张，看到地上标线是向左转。

他不放心的问道:turn left？监考官回答：right.于是他立刻向右转。

很抱歉他只有下次再来。

英语笑话（十）传说克林顿和教皇同一天去世，上帝搞错了，把克林顿送上了天堂，而把教皇送入了地狱。

发现错误后上帝马上改了回来，路上二人相遇。

教皇：感谢上帝，我终于能见到圣母玛利亚了（Virgin Maria）.克林顿（坏笑中）：Sorry，it"s too late.英语笑话（十一）A：What’s on your hand？B：Watch.A：How to spell that？B：T-H-A-T~英语笑话（十二）女：say“i love you”，say it，come on！say it！男：it！英语笑话（十三）有位女士，個性喜愛佔便宜。

某日紐約曼哈頓名牌衣飾大減價；她去揀便宜，選來選去，終於挑到一件。

但樣式新潮，不敢確定是女裝還是男裝。

正巧一位又高又壯又黑的男服務員朝她走過來。

就用英語問他：' for Girl or Boy？'黑人回答：'Unisex'！她聽成'You need sex '，豈不是性騷擾？又怕自己聽錯，露出錯愕懷疑的神情；黑服務員見狀，一個字母一個字母地解釋：' U – N – I – SEX！'這次她聽的很清楚' You and I Sex'，立即找黑人上司理論，英语笑话（十四）一位老兄獨自到紐約出差。

工作之餘，打算看看風景名勝。

為此他查考了大量的資料，選擇去自由女神像。

為了週全，甚至把負責自由女神參觀的聯繫電話都找到了...666-2613。

當天，他叫了輛計程車準備出發，下面是他和計程車司機的談話；計程車司機問道： ' Where do you want to go, Sir?'老兄不知道自由女神像英文稱為' Statue of Liberty' ，他想自由應該是FREE，女神大概是WOMAN。

於是回答司機' FREE WOMAN！'司機聽成'免費的女人'，馬上道：'What？ Oh！Hey man，Here is America，nothing is free！' 老兄：' Oh! How come! I read it from yellow page. See, here is the phone number, ' 'sex-sex-sex-two-sex-one-free. '1、既然说到了，我也说一个，外国人在我们中国也这样，去年差不多这个时候带我们老板的儿子JOE去一家我常去的牛肉面店里面吃面，牛肉面店老板习惯的问我加多少牛肉，我说两份，JOE非得问我老板说的啥，解释给他听了之后他跃跃欲试的对老板说：“一头牛！”老板当时崩溃了，后来他告诉我，他突然想起我教他的量词了——牛论头……2、有同学初到英国的时候，不知道英语的coach 就是美语的bus，暗自纳闷：这去哪儿跟教练有啥关系？3、我玩过第18个笑话：（在加国）上公交车司机问我是哪站上的（where r u from?），我说：i am from China.司机无言，估计他笑得都颠了---在他脑子里。

偶当时很纳闷：干吗问这些？5、刚出来时的尴尬事！有一次，去婆婆家过周末，忘了自带牙膏，就顺手用了老G洗手间的一管牙膏状的“牙膏”，一刷，满嘴泡沫，原来是SHAVING CREAM！这么多年了，我家老G还记得贼清7、我知道这样的笑话也箩筐呢！来个亲身经历的，去看大夫，检查身体，护士扔给我一个袍子“take off everything, just leave your brown pantie on" 我寻思，她怎么知道我穿棕色内裤，我内裤不是棕色的啊，后来厚着脸皮让她重说一遍，她说，your bra and pantie.在高速公路上开车，坐着欧洲同事聊起美国餐馆的小费，她说，"Yes, they do receive a lot tips, but they have to share it with their cock!" 俩人反应过来，乐得差点没翻车！she meant cook。