英语duty report(5分钟)

笑话
Father:Uh,oh,I think I just made an illegal right-hand turn. Susie:That is okay ,dad,the policeman behind you just did the same thing!
父亲：哎呀，我刚才违规右转弯了。 苏西：没事，爸，跟在你后面的警察 也这么转了。
脑筋急转弯
1. What will you break once you say it? （什么东西一说出来就打破？）
Silence. （沉默） 2. Will liars be honest after they die? （骗子死了之后会诚实吗？）
No, they won’t. They lie still after they die. (不会，他们依旧撒谎。Lie still 躺着不动， 依旧撒谎）
3.Why did the boy make his dog sit in the sun? （男孩为什么让他的狗坐在阳光下？） He wants to have a hot dog. （他想要 一条热狗。）
4.Who is closer to you, your mom or your dad? (谁跟你比较亲密,你的妈妈或你的爸爸? ) Mom is closer, because Dad is father . (farther).(因为爸爸是父亲 , 所以妈妈比 较靠近。) (更远的)
Mother sent Tommy to the store across the streetto buy a good box of matches. When Tommy came back,mother asked him,"Did you buy a good box of matches?” “Yes,Mum.”Tommy replied,”I have tried them all.”
妈妈让汤米去马路对面的商店里买一盒 好用的火柴。汤米回来后，妈妈问他， “你买的是好用的火柴吗？” “是的， 妈妈。”汤米回