搞笑5人英语剧本

搞笑5人英语剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》

演员表：

西门吹雪

叶孤城

花满楼

king

旁白

道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。

第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠

旁白：A quiet village is covered with white snow .

Birds are dancing in the cold .

A man is walking along the street ,step by step .

Wind is coming in silence.

Another mysterious man approaches .

Y与X相遇．

X：oH ,I am sorry to knock you !

Y: Ha ha, Never mind bay bay.

X: Excuse me，who are you on earth? Could you tell me your name?

Y: ha ha ,I won’t change my name! no matter what happens. I’m the most famous-------Ye Gucheng. Who are you?

X:I am ximen chuixue.

Y惊讶:Ar, ximenchui xue?

X:Yes,what is wrong?

Y:I heard that you are the best ing Martia lArts?

X:Great, you know me !

Y抱腿：Please, please……Don’t kill me! Let me you go!

X:No, I must kill you !

Y:Idon''''''''''''''''t want to be killed. There are aeighty-year-old mother and a three-year old son to be looked after by me!

X:Noway! Because we are fighting now!you know?

Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don''''''''''''''''t force me!

X:Pardon!

(Y拿出一袋牛奶)

X抢过牛奶:milk, very good! I like drinking it. How do you know that?

Y:please drink it!

X喝完牛奶:Thanks, ha, ha

Y:Do you still want to kill me?

X:Sure, must! Milk is milk.

Y(恼怒+冷酷):Very good! Very good! I hope you will not forget

what you said!?

X:I’m sure Iwon’t!

Y:I must give youa lesson !If Idon''''''''''''''''t beat your this time, you’ll never behave properly!3-2-1-0!

X捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach,Oach !

Y大笑：Ha Ha……

X可怜状: help! help! Where is the washroom?

Y:What ?

X:Toliet?

Y:What ?

X:The “WC”?

Y:Oh,I see ,go along this street and turn right when you see a corssing road!

X:Thanks, byebye.

Y掏出纸屑吹:This is genuirnes now!

H:Stop! Protecting the environment is a basic obligation!

Y:Who are you?

H:Hua---man----lou! Have you seen ximen chuixue?

Y:Yes, he was beaten by me and is in“WC”now, ha……

H惊讶:Now you are the best in the world!

Y:You are right!

H:Teriffic! You are the one my king looking for! Do you want join

inus?

Y:Yes,It’s very good.

H:Ok, follow me, Let’s go to see my king!

Y:Ok,Let’s go!

第二幕：无间道

H:My dearest ! let me introduce ye gucheng to you! （指Y）this is ye gucheng.

K:sit down plese, ye gucheng.

H走到Y前，《婚礼进行曲》起，H神甫状:Ye gucheng! Do youwant to follow my king no matter what happens such as cold headache, sair and aids?

Y: Yes,I do.

K: Hua manlou, come . put the ring on his finger!（音乐停）

X唱着上:Only you……(看到戒子) this ring should be mine!

K:But who are you? Why should it belong you?

Y急切: king! Dear king! I must go now, my brother is looking for me! huoxi(维语再见)

K:huoxi? What does that mean? It is not English , isn’t it ?

Y:How clever……

X冷酷:ye gucheng! Come here!I want to tell you something!

Y抱X的腿:old brother ! Forgive me!

X: Forgive me? Why?