西门吹雪与叶孤城

Y(恼怒+冷酷):Ok, very good! I hope you will not forget what you said!? X:I’m sure I won’t! Y: I must give you a lesson, you will be conceited and selfsatisfied! 3-2-1! X捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach,Oach ! Y大笑：HaHa…… X可怜状: Help! Help! Where is the washroom? Y: What? X: Toliet! Y: What? X: The “WC”? Y: Oh, I see, go along this street and turn right when you see a crossroad! X: Thanks, bye bye. Y掏出纸屑吹: This is genuine snow! H: Stop! Protecting the environment is a basic obligation!
旁白： Ximenchuixue finally completed his mission and became the NO.1 in the world.
Y抱腿：Please, please…… Don’t kill me! Let me go! X: No, I must kill you! Y: I don't want to be killed. There are an eighty years old mother and a three years old son to be looked after by me! X: No way! If I kill you today, I could go back home and play the computer games all day long. (仰头憧憬状) What a wonderful life ! So, come on, let's fight! Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don't force me! Y拿出一袋牛奶 X抢过牛奶:Milk, very good! I liked drinking it. How do you know that? Y: Please drink it! X喝完牛奶: Thanks, haha……… Y: Do you still want to kill me? X: Of course!
Y: Who are you? H:Huamanlou! Have you seen Ximenchuixue? Y:Yes, he was beaten by me and is in“WC” now, ha…… H惊讶:Now you are the best killer in the world! Y: Rright! H: Teriffic! You are the one my king looking for! Do you want join in us? Y: Yes, It’s very good! H: Ok, follow me, Let’s go to see my king! Y: Ok, Let’s go!
X与Y相遇 X: Oh, I am sorry to knock you. Y: Haha, Never mind. X: Excuse me, who are you on earth? Could you tell me your name? Y: Haha, I never change my name no matter what happens. I’m a very famous killer—Yegucheng. Who are you? X: I am Ximenchuixue. Y惊讶: Ar, Ximenchuixue? X: Yes, what is wrong? Y: I heard that you are the most famous killer in the world? X: Great, you know me, and the reason why I come here is to kill： 西门吹雪（Ｘ） 叶孤城 （Ｙ） 花满楼 （Ｈ） King （K） 道具：牛奶两袋，戒子一枚，纸屑 若干
西门 吹雪
第一幕：决战紫禁之颠 旁白：A quiet village is covered with white snow .Birds are dancing in the cold .A man is walking along the street，step by step .Wind is coming in silence. Another mysterious man approaches.
K: (走过去踢X一脚，然后大笑，对Y说)Thank you very much, you saved me! Y: (恭敬的说) It's my duty to protect you .Xinmengchuixue, do you want to go lady’s“WC”? X:Yes,I……I…… do. H顶着摇头：Oh, no, Ximengchuixue. That is not the place where you should go! Because you are the most famous killer in the world! X: I’m the best, so what! Why I try my best to live but I’m still so miserable? When can I get my freedom? Must be the day when I'm going to die! K: You are right. One will not be clever until the day he die. In that case, why will you die in such a bad sorrow way ! Get up and go, then die, comfortably! Go ahead! H: You are stupid! Get out! K:What? Why do you help him! Who actually are you?
第一幕结束
K:再见? What does that mean? It’s not English, isn’t it? X冷酷:Yegucheng, Come here! I must kill you! Y抱X的腿:My dear friend! Forgive me! X: Forgive you? Why? Y: Because I helped you. I told the address of “WC ”! X: No, you cheated me! How can you tell the lady’s“WC”! Y: I like going lady’s WC .I……I……I think that you like what I like. (Ｙ又拿出一袋牛奶) X: Milk? haha,我喜欢。 K:我喜欢? What’s the meaning? Why don’t you say English? X: You are stupid! It means“I like it”. K: Stupid? I’ll kill you! X: What? (侧耳装着听不到) You---kill----me? Come on…(Ｘ上去抓 住K) K: Get out! I must kill you! X: How can you kill me? Haha…… Y: Let me have a try! 3-2-1(X捂着肚子，蹲下)