摩登家庭第一季第24集剧本英语学习

摩登家庭第1季第24集

Claire : Oh, honey,have a great time at the game!

Phil : Thanks.

Claire : Mwa! Why are you... crunching?

Phil : Ordinarily, I'm a rule follower, but when someone tells me I can't bring my own snacks into their stadium, that's when I get a little nuts. It's a free country, right? Let's just say it ruffles me... ...when some goobers... tell me I have to spend half my payday...On their hot dogs.

Claire : Please, just remember the family portrait. We only have the photographer for an hour.

Phil : Okay.

Claire : Okay? And, sweetie, did you have a chance to try on the white pants I put in your closet?

Phil : Oh, what do they look like?

Claire : Is there really a more clear way to describe white pants? Sweetie, if they don't fit you, you're gonna be the only one not wearing white, and then you're gonna stand out like "where's Waldo?"

Phil : Actually, "where's Waldo?" doesn't stand out. He's super hard to find. That's the challenge.

Claire : This portrait is incredibly important to me.

Phil : Also, his name is just Waldo. Sorry.

Claire : I spent weeks trying to find a time that works for everybody and finding the right photographer. So if you could just promise me that you'll cooperate, okay?

Phil : I promise.

Claire : Okay.

Phil : This is amazing that you're doing this.

Claire : Mm, thank you.

Phil : You're wonderful.

Claire : Thank you.

Phil : Get in here.

Claire : Okay.

Phil : Oh, no can do.

Claire : Oh. Oh.

Phil : I love you.

Claire : Bye.

Jay : Where's my good underwear?

Gloria : The question is, why isn't all your underwear good, Jay? You make a nice living!

Jay : The new maid keeps mixing up my underwear with Manny's. Put on the first thing I grabbed... It was like a crotch tourniquet. You got to talk to her.

Gloria : Why me?

Jay : Hola. You both speak the same language.

Gloria : She's Portuguese. Do you know how offensive it is that you put all of us in the same mixing pot?

Jay : I'm sorry. Please apologize to her when you tell her not to put my underwear...

Gloria : I can't talk to her!

Jay : Hey, guys.

Phil : Hey!

Jay : Where's Luke?

Alex : I'm going instead.

Phil : Luke suddenly remembered a school project due tomorrow.

Jay : Oh, that's tough. But it's a good lesson for the kid. You know, you made a commitment, you got to follow through.

Phil : Yeah.

Gloria : What is the project?

Phil : Uh, he has to interview somebody who lived through the 1960s.

Jay : Oh, no. Hello. Yeah, Luke. Oh, sure, I remember what I said. Yeah, come on over. All right. Gloria, you're gonna have to take Manny to the game.

Gloria : Yay. Manny, vamos!

Manny : I'm still getting dressed! Hey, mom! I think my diet's working! My underwear won't stay up!

Mitchell : Oh, so delicious. Yes. Hey, you're okay with me not going with you today, right?

Cameron : I have been hired to sing at a wedding this weekend. I was plucked from obscurity after a particularly stirring karaoke performance. So I guess you could say I'm a professional singer now.

Mitchell : I don't know. Well, they're paying you in flowers, so...

Cameron : Well, I would have blown the money on flowers anyway. They're saving me a step. Plus, all the great divas are rewarded in flowers.

Mitchell : They're also given paychecks.

Mitchell : It's just, I'm really bad at small talk, so...

Cameron : I get it. It's not a problem.

Mitchell : Are you sure? Because you've been quiet all morning.

Cameron : It's because I'm resting my instrument.

Mitchell : Okay. I feel tension.

Everyone : Kobe!

Phil : Hey, what can I do for you? Do you like being a basketball...Player?

Kobe : You serious?

Phil : I choked. I didn't think you'd look up here, at me.

Kobe : Little preparation next time. It's a mental game.