海绵宝宝英文台词
海绵宝宝经典台词
海绵宝宝经典台词海绵宝宝经典台词《海绵宝宝》(SpongeBob SquarePants)是美国著名的系列电视动画，1999年在尼克国际儿童频道开播，至今仍持续制播中，创始者是史蒂芬·海伦伯格(Stephen Hillenburg)。
动画场景设定于太平洋海底，一座称为比奇堡(Bikini Bottom)的城市，故事围绕主角海绵宝宝和他的好朋友们展开。
这部动画除了绘制的卡通场景与角色之外，也会穿插一些真实物件或是人物，例如曾经演出海滩游侠与霹雳游侠的大卫·赫索霍夫，以本人的身份出演了几集。
动画的主角海绵宝宝是一块方形的黄色海绵，他和他的好朋友们：派大星、章鱼哥、蟹老板、珊迪、小蜗及痞老板等等虽然总是处于千奇百怪的各种麻烦之中，但他们总是能化险为夷，然后再制造新的麻烦，新的笑料。
《海绵宝宝》经典台词1.海绵宝宝：“我准备好了，我准备好了，我准备好了…… (满怀激动说N遍)”2.海绵宝宝：“你知道小鸡为什么要过马路吗?”派大星：“不知道。
”海绵宝宝：“因为小鸡要到马路对面去。
”3.海绵宝宝：“我们去抓水母!”4.海绵宝宝：“hi~章鱼哥~”5.海绵宝宝：“你说得对，章鱼哥。
”(崇拜的表情+语气)6.海绵宝宝对章鱼哥说(语速超快)：“章鱼哥，章鱼哥，章鱼哥，章鱼哥，章鱼哥……”(章鱼哥一脸缺氧状-_-|||)7.海绵宝宝：“嗨，章鱼哥，你想吹泡泡吗，只要两毛五。
”8.海绵宝宝：“哦，章鱼哥，你在冒烟耶，你看起来就像是一棵煮熟的青菜!”9.海绵宝宝：“小蜗，快来洗澡。
我现在一定要让你到澡盆里去!你听见了没有小蜗?你给我回来小蜗，小蜗，小蜗……”10.海绵宝宝：“当我们说什么都别碰的时候意思就是什么都别碰!嗨!嗨!嗨!女士们水母们，你们曾经注意过盐罐吗?我是说你们每天晚上都把它装满，我的意思是它它它….们到哪去了呢?啊?啊?啊!你知道我在说什么吗?还有用过的番茄酱...为什么换灯泡的时候要两个以上的松鼠?为什么?因为他们太傻了!你们听说过金鱼破产的事吗?现在变成了铜鱼!如果说我们着盛产什么，那就是手指的.力量!海绵宝宝：因为我生活在水下，所以我最符合水动力结构!”11.派大星：“嘿，哥们! ”。
海绵宝宝的40句经典名言英语
海绵宝宝的40句经典名言英语英文回答：1. "Is mayonnaise an instrument?"2. "My hobbies include jellyfishing, karate, and annoying Squidward."3. "I'm not a knucklehead, Squidward. I'm just a happy-go-lucky jellyfish-hunting, Krabby Patty-flipping, pineapple-living goofball!"4. "I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready!"5. "Krabby Patties! The food of the future!"6. "You're fired!" (followed by a dramatic pose)。
7. "Gary, come home! I miss you!"8. "I am a goofy goober, yes I am."9. "The best day ever!"10. "I'm a big kid now!"11. "Imagination is more important than knowledge."12. "Always remember, kids, being kind is more important than being right."13. "Don't be a hater, be a motivator!"14. "Even the smallest of creatures can make a big difference."15. "It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean."16. "You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometime, you just might find, you get what you need."17. "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get."18. "The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall."19. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade."20. "Never give up on your dreams, no matter how small they may seem."21. "If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude."22. "Always look on the bright side of life!"23. "A friend in need is a friend indeed."24. "Home is where the heart is."25. "Love is patient, love is kind."26. "There's no place like home."27. "The only person you are destined to become is the person you decide to be."28. "Be the change you wish to see in the world."29. "Happiness is a choice."30. "Life is a gift, cherish every moment."31. "Don't sweat the small stuff."32. "Live, laugh, love."33. "Today is a new day, a new beginning."34. "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."35. "Believe to achieve."36. "Don't judge a book by its cover."37. "The best things in life are free."38. "A penny saved is a penny earned."39. "Laughter is the best medicine."40. "Practice makes perfect."中文回答：1. 蛋黄酱是一种乐器吗？2. 我的爱好包括捕水母、空手道和烦斯奎德沃德。
海绵宝宝第72集英文台词
72*Wishing You Well*蟹老板：(walks up to a pay phone to check if there is any money in it but there is none) Nothing. Oh well. (hears something in the distance) That sounds like a quarter crying for help. (a quarter rolls in front of Mr Krabs) Come to papa!Mom Fish: Hold it right there, buddy. My son just dropped that quarter.蟹老板：Yeah Well that kid looks pretty shifty to me. How do I know he didn't steal it (lady hits him in the face with her purse) Hey! That little brat is throwing perfectly good money away! Oh, so if I can't have it, no one... (gets hit in the face with the purse again) I hope he throws all your retirement money down a hole. (walks over to the well) Poor little quarter. What the... This well is full of money! Don't worry little fellas, I'll save ya! (tries to climb in the well but is too big) Oh, it's no use. Me poop deck's too big.Lady Fish: Make a wish, dear.Harold: All my wishes have already come true.Lady Fish: Oh you. (tosses the coin at the well)蟹老板：Noo!! (jumps at the coin) I'll save ya, money! (grabs the coin) Gotcha. What do you heartless brutes think you're doingHarold: Umm, using the wishing well.Lady Fish: You toss in a coin and make a wish.蟹老板：And then whatHarold: And...that's it. Nothing else happens.Lady Fish: It's fun!蟹老板：You mean suckers throw in money down a hole for fun That's the greatest gag ever.Harold: Can we have our quarter back now (scene cuts to Krusty Krab)章鱼哥：Spongebob, why aren't those patties ready海绵宝宝：You can't rush perfection.章鱼哥： I'm not rushing perfection. I'm rushing you.海绵宝宝：(laughs) Always the kidder, Squidward.章鱼哥： Oh, this job stinks! But at least I'm not digging ditches.蟹老板：(enters Krusty Krab) Squidward, Spongebob, I got a new job for ya. (scene cuts to outside Krusty Krab where there is a red X on the ground) X marks the spot of the 'Eugene Krabs Memorial Wishing Well'.海绵宝宝：A wishing well, here Wow!章鱼哥： Don't you have to be dead to have a memorial anyday蟹老板：Oh, Squidward, don't you believe in magic海绵宝宝：Yeah, Squidward, don't you believe in magic (walks off)章鱼哥： No, I don't, and neither does Mr Krabs.海绵宝宝：Well, I do. This well's gonna make a lot of dreams come true. (starts digging) What's the first thing you're gonna wish for章鱼哥： To be far away from you as possible. C'mon, Spongebob, this hole's not gonna dig itself. I'm certainly not gonna do it.海绵宝宝：Squidward, aren't you excited This is really gonna help people. Music: "Down The Well"Take a penny and some magicEven though your life is tragic, (章鱼哥： Hey!)You can throw all your dreams down the well.Although everyday the pain growsYou ride unicorns on rainbows,If you throw all your dreams down the well.When your life's come apart at the scenesAnd you've given up all your dreams,Here is just the means to make those dreams come true.No more suffering, no more sighin'No more pain and no more cryin',When you throw all your dreams down the well海绵宝宝：(puts an "open" sign in front of the well) Well, Squidward, what do you think章鱼哥： That was the worst song I ever heard. But at least this stupid well's finished.蟹老板：It's beautiful. (takes a whiff of the air) You smell that boys That's the smell of money.海绵宝宝：You mean magic, don't ya章鱼哥： All I can smell is that dumpster. (scene pans over to a dumpster behind Squidward)蟹老板：All right, Squidward, you can go back to the register.章鱼哥： As long as there's no singing.海绵宝宝：And I've got a date with a krabby patty.蟹老板：Hold on there, Spongebob. Let me show you your new station. It's kind of a promotion. Sorta.海绵宝宝：Promotion (scene cuts to Spongebob being lowered in the well in a bucket) Why do I have to go down in the well蟹老板：To collect the money!海绵宝宝：How long do I have to stay down here蟹老板：See ya in 8 hours.海绵宝宝：Thanks for the promotion. It sure is dark and scary down here. (a coin hits Spongebob in the head)Sandy: I sure wish I had a fancy telescope. One that works underwater. That'd make me happier than a junebug at a porch light sale.海绵宝宝：Our very first wish! I can't wait till it comes... (another coin hits Spongebob in the head)派大星： I have presented you with a monetary offering as custom dictates. My wish, nay my command, is to be taller. Just a little Just big enough to crush my enemies, like the vermin they are!海绵宝宝：Gosh... (another coin hits Spongebob in the head) Ow!Mrs. Puff: I wish I had a snazzy new boat. I wanna be a hot ridin' momma. (Spongebob gasps. Patrick walks up to the well drinking a soda and throws it down the well when he is finished)海绵宝宝：Hey!派大星： Oh my gosh. Who said that海绵宝宝：Patrick!派大星： How do you know my name海绵宝宝：Patrick, this is a wishing well. Just throw in a coin and make a wish.派大星： Ok, magical talking trashcan. (takes out a coin from his pocket) I wish Spongebob were here to see this. (throws himself and the coin down the well)海绵宝宝：Patrick.派大星： (lands on top of Spongebob) Hi, Spongebob! I got my wish.海绵宝宝：Patrick, you're suppose to let go of the coin when you throw it.派大星： But I got my wish.海绵宝宝：Well, we've got 6½ hours till the end of my shift. What do you want to do now派大星： (pokes Spongebob) Tag, you're it.海绵宝宝：(pokes Patrick) Tag, you're it.派大星： (pokes Spongebob) Tag, you're it.海绵宝宝：(pokes Patrick) Tag, you're it. (day turns into night)派大星： (pokes Spongebob) Tag, you're it.海绵宝宝：(pokes Patrick) Tag, you're it.派大星： (pokes Spongebob) Tag, you're it.海绵宝宝：(pokes Patrick) Tag, you're it.蟹老板：Spongebob, what kind of haul did you get海绵宝宝：I did great, Mr Krabs. I got a nickel from Sandy, 2 pennies from Mrs. Puff, a penny from Plankton... (Patrick smiles big) ...and this slightly used pair of dentures.派大星： And they fell on my head.蟹老板：Well, I could probably get a couple of bucks for Patrick. Nah. You better just hand up the money. (sends the bucket down)海绵宝宝：This wishing well was a wonderful idea, Mr. Krabs. Has anyone's wish come true, yet 蟹老板：Uhh, not yet. But I'm sure if you believe strong enough, and dug deep enough, everyone’s wishes will come true.海绵宝宝：Really蟹老板：Yeah, sure, whatever.海绵宝宝：Can we come out now蟹老板：Goodness, no. You gotta stay down there just in case any late-night wishers come by. I'll be back for ya at dawn. (leaves)海绵宝宝：Aww, no one's wishes are coming true. What did we do wrong I know I believe hard enough. Maybe I just didn't dig deep enough. What do you say, Patrick Are you ready to dig for some magic派大星： Yeah.Music: "Magic Is Missing"Oh, the magic has gone missin'And everyone's still wishin'But their dreams have fallen flat upon the ground.You'll find magic under rubbleSo, Patrick, grab a shovelAnd here is where the magic can be found.We're at the bottom of a wellBut man won't it be swell,When we make everyone’s wishes all come true.海绵宝宝：(digs a hole and something yellow glows from the hole) Holy mackerel, look Patrick! We've struck magic.派大星： Is that good海绵宝宝：Next to being a fry cook, it's the most important thing I've ever done.派大星： It's the only thing I've ever done.章鱼哥： Having fun down there, Spongebob (laughs)派大星： Hi, Squidward.章鱼哥： Patrick's down there, too It just gets better and better.海绵宝宝：Do you wanna make a wish章鱼哥： (laughs) I got my wish. You two are stuck in a dark hole and away from me.海绵宝宝：Guess what, Squidward We found the magic.章鱼哥： (laughs) There's no magic, Spongebob. Wishing well's are just a scam to fool saps like you.海绵宝宝：No, it's true! We did find the magic. Oh, I wish you could see it. (Squidward falls down the well langing on Spongebob and Patrick) Squidward! You decided to join the party.派大星： Party!章鱼哥： Let me out of here.海绵宝宝：We were just gonna play some party games.派大星： (pokes Squidward) Tag, you're it.海绵宝宝：(pokes Squidward) Tag, you're it.派大星： (pokes Squidward) Tag, you're it.章鱼哥： I gotta get out of here. (tries to climb out of the well)Spongebob & 派大星： Go Squidward! Go Squidward! (he falls)章鱼哥： There's not way to climb out of here.海绵宝宝：Maybe if you had more upper arm strength.派大星： Yeah, you should work out more.章鱼哥： Well, why don't I just start right now After all, I got a couple of dumbbells right here. (laughs)派大星： I don't get it.章鱼哥： Could you not stand so close You're making me claustrophobic.派大星： What does claustrophobic mean海绵宝宝：It means he's afraid of Santa Claus.章鱼哥： No, it doesn't.派大星： Ho, ho, ho! (giggles)海绵宝宝：Stop it, Patrick, you're scaring him!派大星： Ho, ho, ho!章鱼哥： It's not working, Patrick.派大星： Darn.海绵宝宝：Umm, Squidward, you're standing on my foot.章鱼哥： Oh, sorry, Spongebob.派大星： (holding a plate of ribs) And you got your elbow in my ribs.章鱼哥： Eww. Patrick!派大星： (shoves Squidward) And stop stepping in my potato salad.海绵宝宝：Hey, hey, hey, guys.章鱼哥： (shoves Patrick) Stop pushing me, Patrick.派大星： Oh, you mean like this (shoves Squidward)章鱼哥： No, like this! (shoves Patrick)海绵宝宝：(both Patrick and Squidward are fighting) You shouldn't fight in here. This is a magical place. (scene zooms to outside the well)章鱼哥： Patrick, get off of me. (scene zooms back into the well where Patrick is sitting on Squidward) I told you I am claustrophobic.派大星： Nice try, Squidward, but there's no Santa Claus here.章鱼哥： Patrick!! (scene cuts to daytime where Mr. Krabs returns to the well)蟹老板：Good morning, Spongebob! Let's see what ya got. (raises the bucket) Boy, it's heavy. Must be a lot of money. (Squidward comes out of the well)章鱼哥： Free. I'm free!蟹老板：Squidward What were you doing down there I didn't approve of the overtime. Or where you sneaking here in the dead of night for free wishes章鱼哥： The only thing I wish for is to be far away from here. (gets hit by a bus that is traveling to 'very very far away') Ow.海绵宝宝：Bye, Squidward. Enjoy your trip!派大星： Lucky. (walks off)蟹老板：So how much money did you make last night海绵宝宝：We didn't get any money. But we found something better. We found the magic 蟹老板：The what海绵宝宝：We dug down deeper in the well and found the magic. Now all the wishes will come true!蟹老板：Listen closely, Spongebob. You don't get what you want in life just by wishing for it. (a big telescope with an eye looking out of it appears. Mr. Krabs and Spongebob scream) What in the deep blue is thatSandy: There's a full moon out tonight. Do you like my new telescope I wished for 海绵宝宝：That's great, Sandy!Sandy: That wishing well sure does work.蟹老板：Just a coincidence. (Mrs. Puff drives up in a new boat)Mrs. Puff: What do you think of my new hot rod海绵宝宝：It's beautiful, Mrs. Puff. How's about letting me take it for a spin (both laugh)Mrs. Puff: No. (drives off)海绵宝宝：See, Mr. Krabs She wished for that boat.蟹老板：You mean she stole that boat.派大星： (walks up gigantically tall) Morning, Spongebob, Krabs. Beautiful day.(laughs and runs over to the buildings and knocks them over)海绵宝宝：Is that proof enough for ya蟹老板：You'll never get me to believe in magic, never! Just to prove it to ya. (walks over to the well) I'll demonstrate. I wish...I was steamed and served with a side of melted butter. (lets go of the penny and laughs)海绵宝宝：Mr. Krabs! No!!蟹老板：Well, where's your magic now (vanishes in thin air and appears as a real crab on a plate) Oh, where am I What's going on here (person sits down and puts on an eating bib that says "THE END" on it) Uh-oh. I do believe in magic. I do believe in magic. I do believe in magic. Oh-no!!。
海绵宝宝对白
【海绵宝宝经典对白】海绵先生「SpongeBob SquarePants」，所以正确的中文名字应该叫做「方裤子海绵包柏」。
海星派崔克（Patrick Star，台湾译为派大星）松鼠珊迪（Sandy Cheeks）章鱼（Squidward，台湾译为章鱼哥）海绵宝宝：记住，我会永远在你身边。
做你的好朋友和邻居的！派大星：“嗨，海绵宝宝，我们去抓水母吧”海绵宝宝：“对不起，今天不行，我要上学”派大星：“如果你去上学的话，我今天该干点什么？”海绵宝宝：“我不知道，一般我不在家的时候，你都干些什么啊？”派大星：“等你回来”海绵宝宝：“你知道小鸡为什么要过马路吗？”派大星：“不知道。
”海绵宝宝：“因为小鸡要到马路对面去。
”海绵宝宝：“当我们说什么都别碰的时候意思就是什么都别碰！嗨！嗨！嗨！女士们水母们，你们曾经注意过盐灌吗？我是说你们每天晚上都把它装满，我的意思是它它它....们到哪去了呢？啊？啊?啊！你知道我再说什么吗？为什么换灯泡的时候要两个以上的松鼠？为什么？因为他们太傻了！你们听说过金鱼破产的事吗？现在变成了彤鱼！如果说我们着盛产什么，那就是手指的力量！海绵宝宝：因为我生活在水下，所以我最符合水动力结构！”章鱼哥：“除了我，所有人都是白痴。
”世界上最大的秘密莫过于你偷偷的把你的秘密告诉给一个人，这样就会在他所收集的秘密当中再秘密的增加一个秘密。
海绵宝宝：“派大星，你要吹泡泡吗？只要两毛五。
”派大星：“我也想啊，可是我不够钱！海绵宝宝你借我两毛五吧！”海绵宝宝借了派大星两毛五后派大星又把钱递给他说：“海绵宝宝我来吹泡泡了！”海绵宝宝：我准备好了你准备好了吗派大星？派大星：我准备好了你准备好了吗蟹老板？蟹老板：准备好了你准备好了吗海绵宝宝？（然后重复下去）海绵宝宝：你今天想干什么派大星？？派大星：我不知道，你今天想干什么海绵宝宝？海绵宝宝：我不知道，你今天想干什么派大星？直到派大星看见了卖气球的派大星：我知道了，我想要一个气球蟹老板:派大星你被解雇了!星:可我不是你的员工!蟹:那你愿意为我工作吗？星:当然!蟹:那好，你被解雇了海绵宝宝以为大家嫌弃他丑，派大星安慰他，给他讲了一个故事：“从前的从前，有一只企鹅，他很丑很丑。
海绵宝宝经典台词_经典台词
海绵宝宝经典台词《海绵宝宝》(SpongeBob SquarePants)是美国著名的系列电视动画，1999年在尼克国际儿童频道开播，至今仍持续制播中，创始者是史蒂芬·海伦伯格(Stephen Hillenburg)。
动画场景设定于太平洋海底，一座称为比奇堡(Bikini Bottom)的城市，故事围绕主角海绵宝宝和他的好朋友们展开。
这部动画除了绘制的卡通场景与角色之外，也会穿插一些真实物件或是人物，例如曾经演出海滩游侠与霹雳游侠的大卫·赫索霍夫，以本人的身份出演了几集。
动画的主角海绵宝宝是一块方形的黄色海绵，他和他的好朋友们：派大星、章鱼哥、蟹老板、珊迪、小蜗及痞老板等等虽然总是处于千奇百怪的各种麻烦之中，但他们总是能化险为夷，然后再制造新的麻烦，新的笑料。
《海绵宝宝》1.海绵宝宝：“我准备好了，我准备好了，我准备好了…… (满怀激动说N遍)”2.海绵宝宝：“你知道小鸡为什么要过马路吗?”派大星：“不知道。
”海绵宝宝：“因为小鸡要到马路对面去。
”3.海绵宝宝：“我们去抓水母!”4.海绵宝宝：“hi~章鱼哥~”5.海绵宝宝：“你说得对，章鱼哥。
”(崇拜的表情+语气)6.海绵宝宝对章鱼哥说(语速超快)：“章鱼哥，章鱼哥，章鱼哥，章鱼哥，章鱼哥……”(章鱼哥一脸缺氧状-_-|||)7.海绵宝宝：“嗨，章鱼哥，你想吹泡泡吗，只要两毛五。
”8.海绵宝宝：“哦，章鱼哥，你在冒烟耶，你看起来就像是一棵煮熟的青菜!”9.海绵宝宝：“小蜗，快来洗澡。
我现在一定要让你到澡盆里去!你听见了没有小蜗?你给我回来小蜗，小蜗，小蜗……”10.海绵宝宝：“当我们说什么都别碰的时候意思就是什么都别碰!嗨!嗨!嗨!女士们水母们，你们曾经注意过盐罐吗?我是说你们每天晚上都把它装满，我的意思是它它它….们到哪去了呢?啊?啊?啊!你知道我在说什么吗?还有用过的番茄酱...为什么换灯泡的时候要两个以上的松鼠?为什么?因为他们太傻了!你们听说过金鱼破产的事吗?现在变成了铜鱼!如果说我们着盛产什么，那就是手指的力量!海绵宝宝：因为我在水下，所以我最符合水动力结构!”11.派大星：“嘿，哥们! ”12.派大星(海绵宝宝的奶奶给他送了件毛衣，无比惊讶的语气)：“啊，是个帽子!”13.章鱼哥(压着嗓子)：“哦，海绵宝宝……”14.章鱼哥：“噢，这真是太可怕了!”15.章鱼哥：“除了我，所有人都是白痴。
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(Mr. Krabs places the sign on the store window. He stares out of the window and notices something surprising from across the street)
(Switch to a telescope view of the front window of the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs walks up to the sign and amends it to read, Open 24 hours!)
海绵宝宝第四季英文字母
Season 4
61 Fear of a Krabby Patty
Shell of a Man
62 The Lost Mattress
Krabs vs. Plankton
63 Have You Seen This Snail?
64 Skill Crane
Good Neighbors
65 Selling Out
Funny Pants
66 Dunces and Dragons
67 Enemy In-Law
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture
68 Patrick SmartPants
SquidBob TentaclePants
(A customer walks up to him, tray in hand.)
Fish: Sure. I don't know. , he's wrong!
海绵宝宝的经典语录
海绵宝宝语录经典：1.“我准备好啦!我准备好啦!”2.老人是社会的财富～～!!3.章鱼哥你的事办完了吗?```4.i'm ready promotion!5.工作是我最快乐的事”6.一想到泡夫老师孤零零的在监狱里我就想到泡夫老师孤零零的在监狱里7.有青苔的地方就有文明8.我从来不会看菜谱,那会摧毁一个人的灵感.9.我很黄....还很方.....10.我应该走走……呃我想我应该跑……哦我想我应该狂奔!对狂奔~!11.—海绵宝宝你想把我逼到精神病院去吗?—哦不~只想把你放到那个洞里12.章鱼哥：海绵宝宝我必须承认一件事海绵宝宝：哦~~!你是秃子!13.你说得对，章鱼哥~14.海绵宝宝：企鹅男孩，那边有人等我们帮助.派大星：遵命美人鱼战士，我是你有力的助手～15.你准备好去参加派对了吗蟹老板我准备好啦你准备好去参加派对了吗章鱼哥我准备好啦你准备好去参加派对了吗海绵宝宝我准备好啦16.派大星说“我都分不清男女厕所了!”17.裤子破拉!18."派大星, 我们不丑, 我们很臭!" "对,我们很臭,我们很臭...." 于是两人很高兴地跑出了电影院的厕所19."棍子人? 石头人? 马桶人?...哦对! 泡泡人!"20.嘿,章鱼哥!嘿,章鱼哥!21.厄,呵呵呵,章鱼哥,外面的世界很残酷,没有人会把快乐用托盘送给你.22.蟹老板，我还要继续工作!23.哦,美丽的比基尼海滩~~~~~~~~~~~~~24.派大星：黄块块!海绵宝宝：粉星星!派大星：黄块块!海绵宝宝：粉星星!派大星：黄块块!海绵宝宝：粉星星!派大星：黄块块!海绵宝宝：粉星星!派大星：黄块块!海绵宝宝：粉星星!无止境对骂中。
25.阿拉斯加!~牛!~虫!~26.海绵宝宝对派大星说“我想我们应该改名叫没头脑和到倒霉蛋”27.我丢失了我的....身.份28.左右俯冲...,像这样,像这样.29.啊~~ 梦想~~ 梦想成真~~30.派大星我们去抓水母!31.“派大星，你的内裤是黄色的，你没有忘记我～”“其实我刚买的时候是白的。
海绵宝宝中英文歌词加背景。
The Pirate and Kids《海盗和孩子们》Captain: Are ya ready kids?船长：准备好了吗，孩子们？Kids: Aye Aye Captain.孩子：是的，船长。
Captain: I can't hear you.船长：太小声咯。
Kids: Aye Aye Captain!孩子：是的！船长！Captain: OHHHHHHH, Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?船长：哦哦哦~~~，是谁住在深海的大凤梨里？Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!孩子：海绵宝宝！Captain: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!船长：方方黄黄伸缩自如Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!孩子：海绵宝宝！Captain: If nautical nonsense be something you wish,船长：如果四处探险是你的愿望Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!孩子：海绵宝宝！Captain: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!船长：那就敲敲甲板让大鱼开路Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants！孩子：海绵宝宝！Captain: Ready?船长：准备？Captain and Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob SquarePants!合：海绵宝宝，海绵宝宝，海绵宝宝！Captain: SpongeBob SquarePaaaaannttss!!! HA HA HA HA !!!!。
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海绵宝宝第二季英文字幕目录：Season 221 Your Shoe's UntiedSquid's Day Off22 Something SmellsBossy Boots23 Big Pink LoserBubble Buddy24 Dying For PieImitation Krabs25 WormyPatty Hype26 Grandma's KissesSquidville27 Pre-Hibernation WeekLife of Crime28 Christmas Who?29 Survival of the IdiotsDumped30 No Free RidesI'm Your Biggest Fanatic31 Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III Squirrel Jokes32 PressureThe Smoking Peanut33 ShanghaiedGary Takes A Bath34 Welcome to the Chum Bucket Frankendoodle35 The Secret BoxBand Geeks36 Graveyard ShiftKrusty Love37 ProcrastinationI'm with Stupid38 Sailor MouthArtist Unknown39 Jellyfish HunterThe Fry Cook Games40 Squid on StrikeSandy, SpongeBob and the Worm21. *Your Shoe's Untied*Dialogue(SpongeBob is watching sea-creatures on TV)Gary: Meow.SpongeBob: Gary! (changes channel to a football game) Uhh, I was just looking for the sports channel, Gary. (knock on door) Come in!Patrick: Hey SpongeBob, wanna see my new shoes? (shows blue tennis shoes)SpongeBob: Wow! Those are great, Patrick! Let's see what they look like on your feet.Patrick: Uhh, wouldn't you rather see them on my hands? (puts shoes on his hands)SpongeBob: Ok. (puts white gloves on his feet) And we can wear gloves on our feet... (puts hat on his back) and hats on our captain's quarters, too!Patrick: Uhh, actually, I have a confession to make. (whispers in his ear) I don't know how to tie my shoelaces.SpongeBob: (laughs) Do you know how lucky you are to have a friend like me?Patrick: Yes. (SpongeBob places one foot on the chair)SpongeBob: Look at this knot. Have you ever seen a more perfectly executed shoe-fastening bow?Patrick: Gosh, probably not.SpongeBob: I learned when I was just a boy, Patrick, and I'm willing to pass on what I know. Go sit over there and let an old pro show you how to do it. (Patrick sits down in the chair and SpongeBob sets his foot on the chair arm) Pay close attention,Patrick. (unties his laces) Well, you start by taking one lace per hand. (grabs both laces) And then you...uhh, you gotta...loop the...uhh...Patrick: Are you sure you know how to do it?SpongeBob: Patrick, please! Shoe-tying requires peace and quiet! Okay, where was I?Patrick: Your shoes are still untied. (SpongeBob takes his shoe off the chair) SpongeBob: Well, I guess you don't want me to show you how to do it.Patrick: I'm sorry! (covers his mouth with his shoes) I won't interrupt anymore!SpongeBob: I've got it! The first rule of shoe-tying is always start with your right foot. Now the lesson will officially begin. (sets his right foot on the chair arm and unties his laces. Ties his laces but they come undone. SpongeBob laughs nervously and tries again but the laces untie themselves once more) That's "knot" right. (laughs) Get it? Knot...right?Patrick: No.SpongeBob: Okay, no more fooling around! (tries to tie the laces again) I've got it! (lifts up hands to show them tied in a lot of knots)Patrick: What was that? Are you okay, SpongeBob?SpongeBob: Patrick, aren't you late for something?Patrick: Oh, poop deck! You're right! We'll have to do this lesson later! Bye SpongeBob!SpongeBob: I can't believe I've forgotten how to tie my shoes. They've been tied as long as I can remember. (flashbacks to being a baby with legs and shoes only) Well, I'll remember after a good night's sleep. (when morning arrives, SpongeBob looks at his shoes and they are still untied) No big deal. I'll remember sooner or later. (opens the front door) 'Cause I'm ready! I'm rea... (takes a step and trips) ...dy! (stands up) I'm rea... (takes another step and trips) ...dy! (stands up) I'm rea... (takes another step and trips) ...dy! (stands up) I'm rea... (takes another step and trips) ...doy!(Patrick, who is eating a Krabby Patty, notices SpongeBob)Patrick: Well hiya, SpongeBob.SpongeBob: (gasps) Oh, no. I can't let Pat see I still haven't tied my shoes. (stands up and puts two holes through the floor with his feet)Patrick: Hey SpongeBob, you're shorter. Have you been dieting?SpongeBob: Well, a sponge has to look his spongiest. (walks to the kitchen putting a line of holes in the floor with his feet) Well, I've gotta get to work. (opens kitchen door and plops on the floor, face first) Oh, barnacles, maybe I should just lay here.Squidward: (peeks his head through the order window) Those patties aren't gonna cook themselves, SpongeBob!SpongeBob: He's right! Got to make... Krabby Patties! (he holds out a spatula and gets up) Laces or no laces! (crawls over to the grill) I just have to stand in this one spot. (makes a Krabby Patty) Ta-da! A perfect patty.Squidward: Alright, SpongeBob, hand it over. Well? (SpongeBob takes a deep breath. Then imagines his shoe laces as snakes who squeeze him then the hallucination goes away)SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward! I've got an idea! How about you come get it?Squidward: Oh gee, SpongeBob, that's a great idea! And maybe I should cook the patties, and do the dishes, and wear square pants, and live in a pineapple... while you wait in the unemployment line!SpongeBob: No!Squidward: Then bring that patty here now!SpongeBob: Okay, Squidward. Here I come. I'm coming over. (scoots his feet across the floor inch by inch) I'm bringing the patty to you. Here comes the patty. No problem. I'm walking...the Krabby Patty...over to Squidward. All right, Squidward! I'm giving you the patty...for the hungry customer. So they can eat it when I give it to you. Which is right...now! (holds out the patty but the scene zooms out to show that SpongeBob never moved)Squidward: Uhh, SpongeBob. I'm over here, now move!SpongeBob: Okay, Squidward! (looks down at his feet) Just slowly move your leg. (tries to take a step but trips himself and sends the patty flying through the air at Squidward) D'oh!Squidward: SpongeBob! (the patty lands in his mouth)SpongeBob: I'm sorry, Squidward!Squidward: (chewing the patty) SpongeBob!SpongeBob: I'll just make another. (makes another patty but trips again throwing the patty towards Squidward)Squidward: Sponge... (patty enters his mouth)SpongeBob: Hold it! (makes another patty and trips again sending the patty into Squidward's mouth again) Let me just... (makes another patty) D'oh! (he trips again and launches another patty. This continues for a while. Pretty soon, Squid is extremely huge. A group of customers is standing at the register. An old man pokes him)Customer: What's the holdup? (Squidward turns around and burps really loudly)Squidward: I think my heart just stopped. (customers complain) It's Sponge... (burps) ...Bob's fault! ('SpongeBob's fault' echoes in SpongeBob's head)SpongeBob: I've failed. My career is over. I'm sorry, spatula. (puts down the spatula and takes his hat off) I'm sorry, hat. (puts it back on) I'm sorry, floor. (hugs a box of patties) I am sorry, Krabby Patties. (lies in a puddle of tears while Mr. Krabs is working on a crossword puzzle)Mr. Krabs: Let's see, a five-letter word for happiness. Money. (laughs) Customer: This is the worst service we've ever had! We're going to the Chum Bucket! (Mr. Krabs opens the bathroom door to see what the problem is)Mr. Krabs: Wait, wait! Don't go! (his pants are undone)Customer: Oh yeah, we are definitely out of here. (Mr. Krabs runs over to the door)Mr. Krabs: Wait, wait! Don't go! That's me money walking out the door! What's the meaning of this, Mr. Squidward?Squidward: It's SpongeBob's fault. (Mr. Krabs gets upset. His eyes turn into steamboat whistles)Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, get out here! (peeks out the kitchen door) More. (SpongeBobpeeks out a little more) More. (SpongeBob stretches himself partially through the door) All the way, boy! (SpongeBob falls to the ground completely out the door) What be the matter, SpongeBob? I ought to make you walk the plank for this.SpongeBob: I'm sorry Mr. Krabs, it's just that I...I...Mr. Krabs: Yes?SpongeBob: I...I...I...I...I...Mr. Krabs: Yes? Yes? Yes?SpongeBob: I...I...I...I...I...Mr. Krabs: Out with it, boy! What is it?SpongeBob: I forgot how to tie my shoes.Mr. Krabs: (laughs) That's all?SpongeBob: So you'll show me how?Mr. Krabs: I don't wear shoes. (SpongeBob gasps then runs over to Tom) SpongeBob: Could you show me how to tie my shoes?Tom: Uhh, fins? (points to his feet. SpongeBob runs to another customer) SpongeBob: Could you show me how to tie my shoes?Eel: Well I would but, sadly, I am only an eel. (wiggles her tail in front of SpongeBob's face. SpongeBob runs to Jellyfish Fields)SpongeBob: Could any of you show me how to tie my laces? (jellyfish sting him. scene cuts to SpongeBob looking under a rock of leeches) Could you, you, you, you, or you show me how to tie a knot? (leaches run off. Scene cuts to SpongeBob looking into a cave) Could you show me how to tie a simple knot? (pair of eyes become multiple eyes and the monster eats SpongeBob. He notices a fisherman skeleton inside its mouth) Could you show me how to tie my shoes? (monster spits him out of its blow hole and onto the painting of Painty the Pirate) Could you show me how to tie my shoes?Painty: Arr, I be just a painting of a head.SpongeBob: DOESN'T ANYBODY KNOW HOW TO TIE A KNOT?!!!!!!!!! (lightning appears as well as the Flying Dutchman)Flying Dutchman: Did somebody say knot?SpongeBob: (eyes grow large) I did.Flying Dutchman: So, you wanna tie knots, do ya? Well, do ya?SpongeBob: Yes, please, Mr. Flying Dutchman, sir.Flying Dutchman: Then you've come to the right flying ghost, kid. You're looking at the first place winner in the fancy knottin' contest for the last 3,000 years!SpongeBob: Hooray! (floats up into the air and into a heart)Flying Dutchman: (grabs SpongeBob) You're gonna have to not do that. And stop staring at me with them big old eyes! (SpongeBob's eyes shrink) Now, stand back and watch me be knotty. (laughs and pulls out a rope) Haha! Behold! (rope is in pretzel shape) The pretzel knot!SpongeBob: Ohh. (Flying Dutchman makes the rope into 2 diamonds)Flying Dutchman: The double-diamond knot! (holds the rope, now in the shape of a square, in front of SpongeBob) The square knot! (rope slithers over and squeezes SpongeBob) The constrictor. (Grabs SpongeBob and pulls him apart revealing a knot that looks like intestines) The gut knot! (Flying Dutchman makes a knot in the shape of a pillow) The pillow knot. (turns the knot over where SpongeBob is sleeping. Then he makes the knot into a butterfly) The butterfly knot.SpongeBob: Ohh...Flying Dutchman: Wait! There's more. (SpongeBob takes out a pen and paper and his glasses) The monkey chain! (shows the rope as a chain) The monkey's fist! (shows the rope into a ball) The monkey! (shows the rope as a monkey)Monkey: Ohh, ohh!Flying Dutchman: This one here's a loop knot, otherwise known as the 'poop loop'. (pulls the rope)Rope: Pooooooop!SpongeBob: (laughs) Those are great, Mr. Flying Dutchman, sir! Now can you show me how to tie my shoes?Flying Dutchman: (laughs) I don't know how to tie me shoes. I haven't worn shoes for over 5,000 years! (holds a sock with two blue stripes up) But sometimes I like to wear this little sock over me ghostly tail. (laughs as he flies off. Scene cuts to SpongeBob crawling into his pineapple)Gary: Meow.SpongeBob: Not now, Gary.Gary: Meow.SpongeBob: I'm not in the mood, Gary.Gary: Meow. Meow.SpongeBob: (crawls into bed) Just leave me and me untied shoes alone. (Gary roars knocking SpongeBob off the bed and onto the floor) Okay, Gary. You have my attention.Gary: Meow. (ties SpongeBobs shoes)SpongeBob: (gasps) Gary! Well, I'll be. You can tie shoes! (Gary shows hes wearing shoes under his shell) Hoppin' clams! How did you learn to do that?Song: "Loop dee Loop!"Wanna learn how to tie your shoe?It's a very easy thing to do.Just sit on down and I'll give you the scoop,What's that? It's called the loop-dee-loop.You gotta take a lace in each hand,You go over and under again,You make a loop-dee-loop and pull,And your shoes are lookin' cool.You go over and back, left to right,Loop-dee-loop and you pull 'em tight,Like bunny ears or a Christmas bow,Lace 'em up and you're ready to go.You make a loop-dee-loop and pull,And your shoes are lookin' cool.You make a loop-dee-loop and pull,And your shoes are lookin' cool!*Squid's Day Off*DialogueNarrator: Ah, beautiful springtime. A time for fun and frolic for most, but not for this poor slob.Squidward: Ohh... what a beautiful day. And here I am trapped in a prison of high cholesterol. (bell rings) No one ever comes in on Sunday. (bell rings again) Why can’t Mr. Krabs just let us go home? (bell rings again. Squidward gets angry. Scene cuts to SpongeBob ringing a bell set on the order window. Squidward runs up to SpongeBob) SpongeBob, stop ringing this bell!SpongeBob: I was just testing it.Squidward: (leans through the order window getting in SpongeBob’s face) I w ill ring the bell when there is an order. But... (scene zooms out to show restaurant empty) ...there’s no customers!! There hasn’t been one all day, and there isn’t gonna be any! (picks up the cash register and slams it down making a bell noise)SpongeBob: One Krabby Patty coming up!Squidward: No! (register drawer shoots open knocking Squidward out of the way. A bunch of coins fall onto the floor. Scene cuts to Mr. Krabs' office where Mr. Krabs hears the money dropping)Mr. Krabs: That sounds like me money dropping. (he opens his office door to find Squid picking up the coins) What’s going on out here? My babies! (runs up to Squidward and shoves him away) Get away, you barbarian! What have you done? Nice, clean money...soiled! (scoops up the coins in his hands) I’ll take care of ya. Let papa clean ya up. Clear the way! (he runs into the kitchen and starts washing them off in the sink) No, no, no, don’t cry, little ones.SpongeBob: What’s wrong, Mr. Krabs? (Mr. Krabs gets scared and throws the dimes in the air)Mr. Krabs: Me dime! (a dime rolls into the sink but does not go down the drain until Mr. Krabs gives a sigh of relief) Noo! (grabs the dime in the drain) I got it, boy! (tries to take his hand out) What the? It’s stuck! You gotta help me, Spon geBob!SpongeBob: You’ve gotta let go of the dime.Mr. Krabs: I can think of ten good reasons to never let go of a dime, boy. There’s got to be another way! Grab me captains quarters and heave! (SpongeBob pulls on Mr. Krabs from behind a couple times until Mr. Krabs gets thrown back without his arms) Me arms!SpongeBob: Oh no, not again. (Mr. Krabs hits the wall which makes the shelf slant and drop a pan, a glass, another pan, a mug, a chest, an anchor, a buoy, and a scuba suit on Mr. Krabs head. A giant bump rises up on Mr. Krabs head and then a dime falls on it causing Mr. Krabs to blacken out. Scene cuts to an ambulance outside the Krusty Krab and two paramedics carrying out Mr. Krabs on a stretcher)Mr. Krabs: Wait. Squidward, I’m putting you in charge of thing around here while I’m gone.Squidward: (smiles)You can count on me, sir! (a third paramedic carries out Mr. Krabs arms) Take care! Hurry back! Get well soon! You’re in our thoughts! (ambulance drives off) Takes more muscles to frown than to smile! (shuts the door) Okay, SpongeBob, let’s get down to business. My first official act as new manager is to give you a promotion. (SpongeBob’s pupils form into stars to stars)SpongeBob: (screams) Ahh, really?Squidward: You get to run the cash register.SpongeBob: The cash register...wow! Squidward, who’s gonna work the grill?Squidward: You are! It’s part of the promotion I mentioned earlier. You’ll be wearing two hats now. You’re gonna take the orders, and then you’re gonna make them! (put s his hat next to SpongeBob’s hat)SpongeBob: This is the best day of my life!Squidward: Me too.SpongeBob: Wait, if I’m running the register and the grill, what are you gonna do?Squidward: I’ve got some very important boss-like errands to run. See ya, later. (he runs off)SpongeBob: Squidward!Squidward: What is it?SpongeBob: You forgot to teach me how to use...the cash register.Squidward: You push the button and put the money inside. Okay, you’re on your own. (walks off as SpongeBob is hugging on the cash register)SpongeBob: I can’t believe this is really happening. (sits on the cash register box) Today, I start living! (scene cuts to Squidward walking outside)Squidward: Well, Squidward, you’ve really outdone yourself this time. A beautiful day of relaxing and pampering with pay. Hmmm, I guess I do kinda feel bad about poor little SpongeBob, all by his lonesome...ohh, ohh, it’ll pass. He’s probably just standing at the register with that stupid grin on his face. (scene cuts to Patrick and SpongeBob in the Krusty Krab with dopey looks on their faces)Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob!SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick!Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob, could you give me change for a quarter?SpongeBob: No problem! (bangs on the register and gives Patrick a million dollars) Here ya go!Patrick: Thanks.Squidward: (gasps) I forgot to tell him how to make change! (he runs back to the restaurant, banging the doors open) Sponge... (sees only SpongeBob in the Krusty Krab) ... Bob. (checks the cash register to see if everything is still there. Gives a sigh of relief)SpongeBob: Hi, Squidward. All done with those errands?Squidward: No, I am not. I just remembered I needed change for this dollar.SpongeBob: Do you want four quarters? (holds up four quarters) Or ten dimes? (shows ten dimes on his hand) Or twenty nickels? (shows ten nickels on each arm) Or one hundred pennies? (shows one-hundred pennies on his back) Or one quarter, three dimes, seven nickels, and ten pennies? (shows the quarter on his nose, 3 dimes on his fingers, 7 nickels on his thumb, and ten pennies, in the shape of the cent symbol, on his foot) Or, if you give me a five dollar bill, your options are...Squidward: Alright, goodbye. (walks off. Scene cuts to Squidward’s house where he comes out wearing sunglasses and has on sunscreen and carrying a lawn chair) This is great. My day off, no worries. Just relaxation. (sets his lawn chair down and puts sunscreen on himself) I’m the boss. I deserve this. Ah... Everything will be fine. There won’t be any customers today anyway. He’ll probably just stand there, bored. (imagines SpongeBob behind the counter just standing there) SpongeBob, bored.SpongeBob: Ehh, gettin’ kind of bored. (yawns and falls asleep. Krusty Krab catches on fire and Squidward tries to blow it out but its a thought bubble. Begins to run to the Krusty Krab but stops)Squidward: Oh, what am I doing? (he pulls out a watch) I am wasting valuable relaxing time here, that’s what I’m doing! I mean, really. What are the odds? S pongeBob setting the Krusty Krab on fire. (he walks back down the road. Then, a fire engine whizzes by. Squidward is startled and runs to the restaurant with a fire extinguisher.He sprays the galley with foam. As the foam subsides, Squidward, now with a foam beard, walks over to Sponge, who has a foam mustache)SpongeBob: May I help you, sir?Squidward: (wipes off his foamy beard) It’s me, you dunce!SpongeBob: Oh, hi, Squidward! (mustache falls off) How are those errands going?Squidward: What’s that supposed to mean? I’m very busy.SpongeBob: I’m sure you are.Squidward: I don’t like your tone.SpongeBob: (high-pitched voice) I’m sure you are. (normal voice again) How’s that?Squidward: Just do your jobs. (walks off)SpongeBob: Aye-aye, Mr. Tentacles! (puts the spatula in his forehead) Boy, no wonder Mr. Krabs put him in charge. (scene cuts to Squidward’s house)Squidward: Must...rel... (breaks the chair) ...ax! (pulls out a mirror) Look at yourself. You’re losing your bluish glow. Stop worrying so much! Now, repeat after me...you will not go back to the Krusty Krab. (his reflection turns into SpongeBob)SpongeBob: I will destroy the Krusty Krab. (Squidward screams and throws the mirror at the wall and runs to the Krusty Krab)Squidward: SpongeBob!!SpongeBob: Have you finished...Squidward: No! (walks out) That’s it. That’s it. No matter what sick fantasies run through my mind, I will not go back to that restaurant! (walks into his house then runs out towards the Krusty Krab)SpongeBob: Have you finished those errands? (Squidward runs back to his house then back to the Krusty Krab) Have you finished those errands? (Squidward runs back to his house) Have you finished those errands? (Squidward runs to the Krusty Krab) Have you finished those errands? (Squidward keeps running back and forth while SpongeBob is repeating 'have you finished those errands?' Finally, Squidward enters the Krusty Krab and stops) Have you finished those errands? Have you finished those errands? Have you finished those errands?Squidward: No, I am not finished with those errands and I never will be! So quit checking up on me! (walks up to SpongeBob) I know what you’re up to. Forcing me to come back here every time you mess up!SpongeBob: But I haven’t...Squidward: Okay, maybe you haven’t messed up yet, but you will. You will. (walks backwards) And when you do, I’ll be there! I’ll be there! (laughs)SpongeBob: Gosh, Squidward sure is a hard worker. He makes me proud to wear these hats. (puts all sorts of door locks on his door so he can't get out)Squidward: There! Now I’ll have to stay here and enjoy myself! I’m not even gonna think about you know who at the you know what doing I don’t care! (laughs) Just gonna relax... (turns on the water and puts on his bathing cap sits in his bathtub) Let Squid’s day off...begin. (Squidward hears SpongeBob laughing outside) What was that? (SpongeBob's laughing is heard again) It’s SpongeBob! He’s spying on me, to see if I’m really doing errands. But, but he left his post, and I’ve finally caught him messing up! (peeks out the window) A-ha! I caught you, Sponge... (notices that its only the wind blowing onto the coral) ... branch. (Squidward notices a SpongeBob look-alike behind his shower curtain) Heh, here’s that r ubber duck Mr. Krabs wanted me to get. (reveals what’s behind the curtain) I’ve got you now! Wait’ll Mr. Krabs finds out you’re a... toilet. You’re losin’ it, Squidward, calm down. If I let this get to me again, I’ll just end up running down to the KrustyKrab, bursting through the front door, up to that yellow headache SpongeBob, and he’ll say... (SpongeBob appears next to Squidward in the bathtub)SpongeBob: Hi, Squidward. Are you finished with those errands yet? (goes under the water)Squidward: A-ha! (goes under the water and appears as an actual octopus) I know you’re in here. (gasps) What? (SpongeBob is not in the drain. He winks) He’s heading back to the Krusty Krab! I’ll beat him there! (slams through the locked door with nothing on but his showe r cap and bubbles foaming around his waist) I’ve got you now, SpongeBob!Citizen: (puts her hand over her son's eyes) Hey, put some clothes on!Squidward: (runs past Patrick's rock) The truth will be revealed!Patrick: (stands up) Whoo-ho! Right on, Squidward! (scene cuts to hospital where the doctor and Mr. Krabs are walking out of it)Dr. Gill Gilliam: Okay, Mr. Krabs, get plenty of rest and if things don’t seem right, come back. (walks inside)Mr. Krabs: Thanks, doc. (Squidward runs past him)Squidward: You can’t beat me! Ha! (Mr. Krabs walks back into the hospital. Scene cuts to Squidward running into the Krusty Krab) A-ha! I caught you now. You didn’t think I knew you were a stick outside my window. Ha! Or the toilet in my bathroom. And then, you were in my bathtub! And I... And-and you... And I... And you... swam down the drain and beat me to the... Krusty... Krab.SpongeBob: Uhh, does that mean that you finished those errands?Squidward: Yes, SpongeBob, I am finished with those errands. (hugs the register) I guess I want to take my place back at the cash register. I really do.SpongeBob: (takes off his pants and hands them to Squidward) Then you might wanna put these on. (Squidward looks down and notices a bunch of bubbles. They all pop so he puts SpongeBob's pants on) Hey, Squidward, you know what? Look! (walks back with a sign) We forgot to switch the ‘Closed’ sign to ‘Open’. It’s almost like we could’ve taken the whole day off! (He laughs. Squidward’s nose falls off and he deflates)22. *Something Smells*DialogueSpongeBob: (foghorn sounds. SpongeBob turns it off and launches himself at his big calendar. He hits the 20th day) Wow! It’s Sunday, Gary! Guess what’s for breakfast?Gary: Meow.SpongeBob: That’s right! (puts a bowl on the kitchen counter) A sundae! (runs to the freezer and finds it empty) Whoops, looks like we’re out of ice cream. Guess I’ll have to use something else. Ketchup! (squeezes a bunch of ketchup into the bowl. Then runs over to the storage bin) Hmmm, bananas, cherries, boring. (closes storage door) Ahh, here we go, onions! (runs up to the counter with two sacks that say "onions" on them) Ready, Gary?Gary: Meow.SpongeBob: (Gary plays a violin while SpongeBob cries while peeling the onions into the bowl) Just one more thing! Pea... (opens up another storage door but finds an empty jar) ...nuts. Gary! Our peanut jar is totally empty! (Gary burps) Hmmm... (snaps fingers) Wait! I know one other place we can find peanuts. (looks in the bathroom and finds a peanut plant in front of the window) Good thing I still have these peanut plants growing in the windowsill. (throws the plant into the sundae bowl) A little texture never hurt. There we go. (gets out a spoon) This sundae’s gonna taste great! Aren’t you goin g to help me, Gary? Gary? Oh well, more for me! (takes a few spoonfuls. Scene cuts to SpongeBob coming out of the kitchen with a bunch of sundae smoke coming out with him. He drops his spoon while Gary hides behind a coral plant) You know what they say, Ga ry. I’m easy like Sunday morning. ('morning' comes out of SpongeBobs mouth and wraps itself around Garys eyes, twisting them) Ok, let’s see my to-do list. (takes out a big long list) Go to work, go to work, go to work, go to work, go to work...wait, that’s not right. I need the one for Sunday. (takes out a small piece of paper) Ah, here we go. 'Say hi to everyone inBikini Bottom'. (runs off. Scene cuts to SpongeBob running up to a citizen) Hello. (citizen runs off in disgust of his bad breath. SpongeBob waves) Some people are even late on Sunday. (SpongeBob notices a mailman) Hi mailfish! (mailfish breaks its skin into a smaller fish and then into another smaller fish. SpongeBob notices a crossing guard) Hi, Mrs crossing guard! (crossing guard gets a whiff of his bad breath)Crossing Guard: Mother of mercy! (kids walk across the street and then the sound of a crashing car sounds but its a parade)SpongeBob: Wow, a parade! Hi, parade! Hi, tuba player! Hi, drummer! Hi, guy with the cymbals! Hi, trumpeter! Hi, tambourine girl! Hi, timbale man! Hi, didjeridu player! (didjeridu player is playing his instrument) Hi, triangle player! Hi, guy with the kettle drum! Hi, pianist! Hi, guy with the flute! And hello, Dolly! (all this time that SpongeBob is giving a shout out to the parade, his bad breath is forming into a ball. When he finishes, the ball rolls into the parade and knocks them away. Everyone runs off) Was it something I said? Something weird is going on today. Everyone is running away from me. (notices some pink pile of gum on the bench) And now...giant piles of bubble gum?! Ohh, what next? (Patricks head pops out)Patrick: Hi, SpongeBob.SpongeBob: Ohh, hi, Patrick. I’m confused.Patrick: Yes, I am.SpongeBob: Patrick, everyone is running away from me. Watch. (walks over to a building) Hi, building! (building moves farther away) I just don’t get it.Patrick: I don’t either.SpongeBob: I just don't get it.Patrick: I don't either. Maybe it’s the way you’re dressed. (scene zooms in on SpongeBob's clothing from the feet up)。
【7A文】海绵宝宝经典对白
【海绵宝宝经典对白】海绵先生「SpongeBobSquarePants」，所以正确的中文名字应该叫做「方裤子海绵包柏」。
海星派崔克（PatrickStar，台湾译为派大星）松鼠珊迪（SandRCheeks）章鱼（Squidward，台湾译为章鱼哥）海绵宝宝：记住，我会永远在你身边。
做你的好朋友和邻居的！派大星：“嗨，海绵宝宝，我们去抓水母吧”海绵宝宝：“对不起，今天不行，我要上学”派大星：“如果你去上学的话，我今天该干点什么？”海绵宝宝：“我不知道，一般我不在家的时候，你都干些什么啊？”派大星：“等你回来”海绵宝宝：“你知道小鸡为什么要过马路吗？”派大星：“不知道。
”海绵宝宝：“因为小鸡要到马路对面去。
”海绵宝宝：“当我们说什么都别碰的时候意思就是什么都别碰！嗨！嗨！嗨！女士们水母们，你们曾经注意过盐灌吗？我是说你们每天晚上都把它装满，我的意思是它它它....们到哪去了呢？啊？啊?啊！你知道我再说什么吗？为什么换灯泡的时候要两个以上的松鼠？为什么？因为他们太傻了！你们听说过金鱼破产的事吗？现在变成了彤鱼！如果说我们着盛产什么，那就是手指的力量！海绵宝宝：因为我生活在水下，所以我最符合水动力结构！”章鱼哥：“除了我，所有人都是白痴。
”世界上最大的秘密莫过于你偷偷的把你的秘密告诉给一个人，这样就会在他所收集的秘密当中再秘密的增加一个秘密。
海绵宝宝：“派大星，你要吹泡泡吗？只要两毛五。
”派大星：“我也想啊，可是我不够钱！海绵宝宝你借我两毛五吧！”海绵宝宝借了派大星两毛五后派大星又把钱递给他说：“海绵宝宝我来吹泡泡了！”海绵宝宝：我准备好了你准备好了吗派大星？派大星：我准备好了你准备好了吗蟹老板？蟹老板：准备好了你准备好了吗海绵宝宝？（然后重复下去）海绵宝宝：你今天想干什么派大星？？派大星：我不知道，你今天想干什么海绵宝宝？海绵宝宝：我不知道，你今天想干什么派大星？直到派大星看见了卖气球的派大星：我知道了，我想要一个气球蟹老板:派大星你被解雇了!星:可我不是你的员工!蟹:那你愿意为我工作吗？星:当然!蟹:那好，你被解雇了海绵宝宝以为大家嫌弃他丑，派大星安慰他，给他讲了一个故事：“从前的从前，有一只企鹅，他很丑很丑。
海绵宝宝经典语录
海绵宝宝经典语录海绵宝宝经典语录海绵宝宝是美国动漫《海绵宝宝》中的主角。
生活在太平洋海底一座被称为比奇堡的城市，黄色长方形海绵，其身体构成如同清洁使用的海绵。
下面是店铺精心整理的海绵宝宝经典语录，希望对你有帮助！1、“我准备好啦！我准备好啦！”2、老人是社会的财富～3、章鱼哥你的事办完了吗？4、i'm ready promotion！5、工作是我最快乐的事”6、一想到泡夫老师孤零零的在监狱里我就想到泡夫老师孤零零的在监狱里7、有青苔的地方就有文明8、我从来不会看菜谱，那会摧毁一个人的灵感。
9、我很黄……还很方……10、我应该走走……呃我想我应该跑……哦我想我应该狂奔！对狂奔~11、—海绵宝宝你想把我逼到精神病院去吗？—哦不~只想把你放到那个洞里12、章鱼哥：海绵宝宝我必须承认一件事海绵宝宝：哦！你是秃子！13、你说得对，章鱼哥~14、海绵宝宝：企鹅男孩，那边有人等我们帮助、派大星：遵命美人鱼战士，我是你有力的助手～15、你准备好去参加派对了吗蟹老板我准备好啦你准备好去参加派对了吗章鱼哥我准备好啦你准备好去参加派对了吗海绵宝宝我准备好啦16、派大星说“我都分不清男女厕所了！”17、裤子破拉！18、"派大星，我们不丑，我们很臭！" "对，我们很臭，我们很臭……" 于是两人很高兴地跑出了电影院的厕所19、"棍子人？石头人？马桶人？哦对！泡泡人！"20、嘿，章鱼哥！嘿，章鱼哥！21、厄，呵呵呵，章鱼哥，外面的世界很残酷，没有人会把快乐用托盘送给你。
22、蟹老板，我还要继续工作！23、哦，美丽的比基尼海滩~24、派大星：黄块块！海绵宝宝：粉星星！派大星：黄块块！海绵宝宝：粉星星！派大星：黄块块！海绵宝宝：粉星星！派大星：黄块块！海绵宝宝：粉星星！派大星：黄块块！海绵宝宝：粉星星！无止境对骂中。
25、阿拉斯加！~牛！~虫！~26、海绵宝宝对派大星说“我想我们应该改名叫没头脑和到倒霉蛋”27、我丢失了我的……身。
海绵宝宝英文版
Spongebob and Patrick Star.
Patrick['pætrik] Star is Sponge’s neighbour and best friend. They often do funny and venturesome['ventʃəs(ə)m] things.
Although both of them have faults, they are still good friends.
Sometimes I am as silly as Spongebob. But I am happy.
Spongebob and Mr.Crab
Spongebob is MR.Crab’s employee. MR.Crab is a man who love money very much.
Patrick Star said to Sponge,“Spongebob, please remember that I will be right by your side and be your good friend forever.”
Spongebob never said I was a fool. He is my cute friend.
Both of us are dovelike [‘dʌvlaik]( 纯洁可爱的) child.
Spongebob and Squidward
“You are right, Squidward。”
Although sometimes Spongebob is very annoying，
But he is still a warmhearted man. Even if we have some conflicts, we are still good friends.
海绵宝宝派大星哲学语录英文
海绵宝宝派大星哲学语录英文1. "Life may be full of bubbles, but we can choose to blow them away with laughter."2. "Sometimes the smallest actions create the biggest impact."3. "Being curious is the key to unlocking knowledge and wisdom."4. "Embrace diversity, for it enriches our lives in ways we can't imagine."5. "Stay positive, even when faced with the toughest challenges."6. "Treat others with kindness, and watch as it creates a ripple effect of goodness."7. "The secret to success lies in finding joy in the journey, not just the destination."8. "Dream big, because dreams have the power to make the impossible possible."9. "Never underestimate the power of a good friend."10. "Hard work may take time, but it always pays off in the end."11. "Every failure is just a stepping stone towards success."12. "Don't be afraid to ask for help when you need it."13. "Imagination is the gateway to endless possibilities."14. "It's okay to make mistakes, as long as we learn from them."15. "True strength comes from within."16. "Believe in yourself, and you will be unstoppable."17. "Happiness is best shared with others."18. "We are all connected to each other and to the world around us."19. "Forgiveness sets us free from the burden of anger and resentment."20. "Laughter is the best medicine for the soul."21. "Never give up on your dreams, no matter how impossible they may seem."22. "The world is a playground, so let's have fun and explore."23. "It's the little things in life that bring us the most joy."24. "Kindness is the language that everyone can understand."25. "Challenges are just opportunities in disguise."26. "Don't be scared of the unknown; embrace it with an open heart."27. "Failure is not an ending, but rather a chance to begin again with more wisdom."28. "Our differences are what make us special."29. "True happiness comes from within, not from external possessions."30. "Patience is a virtue that rewards us with clarity and understanding."31. "Believe in the power of teamwork."32. "A positive attitude can turn any ordinary day into an extraordinary one."33. "The ocean teaches us that change is constant, and we must learn to adapt."34. "Love is the strongest force in the universe."35. "We don't need material possessions to define our worth."36. "Every challenge is an opportunity for growth."37. "Kindness is like a boomerang - it always comes back to us."38. "Perseverance is the key to overcoming any obstacle."39. "It's the moments of laughter and joy that create the best memories."40. "Never stop learning, for knowledge is a lifelong journey."41. "The beach is a reminder that life is a constant ebb and flow."42. "Celebrate the uniqueness in yourself and others."43. "We can't control everything in life, but we can control how we respond to it."44. "See the beauty in simplicity."45. "Life is too short to hold grudges; forgive and let go."46. "Success is not measured by external achievements, but by inner happiness."47. "Don't take yourself too seriously; have fun and embrace silliness."48. "The past does not define us; we have the power to create a new future."49. "Helping others is the greatest gift we can give."50. "Love is the language that transcends all barriers."51. "Live each day as if it were an adventure."52. "Good things come to those who believe in themselves."53. "Sometimes the best way to solve a problem is to take a break and have some fun."54. "The greatest discoveries are often found in unexpected places."55. "Don't let fear hold you back from pursuing your dreams."56. "Imagination is the gateway to new worlds and endless possibilities."57. "When life gets tough, remember to find laughter in the little things."58. "Kindness is like a gentle wave that can wash away negativity."59. "Embrace change, for it is the only constant in life."60. "Stay true to yourself, no matter what others may say or think."。
海绵宝宝英文台词
海绵宝：W h a t a w o n d e r f u l d a y.The sun is out, the water is shimmering,scallops are chirping.So peaceful.章鱼哥：Can we lower the volume,please.I can’t work with all that racket going on.海绵宝：Oh, sure thing.Squidward.章鱼哥：Right, hum.海绵宝：Okay.章鱼哥：And now for some soothing sounds from Squidward’s clarinet.Thank you, thank you.I thought I……!海绵宝：Hey, Squidward ,want to blow some bubbles? Only 25cents.章鱼哥：Oh, right, like I would spend a moment of my time. Blowing bubbles.Oh, please! I mean, who in the world would pay to blow bubbles?派大星：Good morning.章鱼哥：Oh, boy.海绵宝：Good morning to you,sir. Would you care you blow a bubble?派大星：Oh, how much is it?海绵宝：Only a quarter.派大星：Sounds reasonable. Uh……I’m going to need to borrow a quarter.海绵宝：Sure thing. Patrick.派大星：Ah! One quarter.派大星：Thank you.章鱼哥：Business is booming. How did I ever get surrounded by such I loser neighbors?海绵宝：One bubble wand, dipped and ready to go.Could I interest you in some lessons? Only 25 cents.派大星：Uh……very well,then. Hey ,Sponge,can I borrow another quarter? Thanks.海绵宝：Okay,Patrick, it’s all in the technique. First go like this. Spin around—stop!Double –-take three times—one, two, three. Then……pelvic thrust! Stop on your right foot.Don’t forget it! Now, it’s time to bring it around town. Bring around town. Then you do this then this and this, then that and this and that and this and then……And now……with tow hands.派大星：It’s a giraffe.海绵宝：Excuse me ,sir, but we are close……章鱼哥：Don’t give me any of that. How could you two possible make all this noise just blowing bubbles?海绵宝：We’re not just blowing bubbles; we’re making bubble art. Watch carefully. First go like this. Spin around—stop! Double –-take three times—one, two, three.Then……pelvic thrust! Stop on your right foot. Don’t forget it! Now, it’s time tobring it around town. Bring around town. Then you do this, then this and this,then that and this and that and this and then……章鱼哥：That’s not art. That’s just annoying.Blowing bubbles. That’s the lamest idea I have ever heard. You should be ashamed of yourself. Bubbles. Art. Bubbles. Ridiculous.海绵宝：That’ll be 25 cents, sir.章鱼哥：Aah! Whoa! What! Who would pay 25 cents to blow bubbles?!海绵宝：We are offer lessons for beginners.章鱼哥：Beginners? What could be more simple than blowing a stupid bubble?Here’s your 25 cents.Watch andlearn. Uh……wait, wait, wait. One more time. Here, wait, wait. Aah, just a merewarm—up.海绵宝：Hey, Squidward ,remember the technique. Technique—you do this and this. Step back. 派大星：Technique, Squidward.海绵宝：Spin around like this. Over here. One, two, yeah, three……派大星：The pelvic whoo!海绵宝：Don’t for……don’t forget the “whoo”!派大星：Listen to Sponge.海绵宝：Technique! Technique! Technique! Technique!海绵宝&派大星：Technique! Technique!海绵宝：Tech……You’re ……not doing the ……technique.章鱼哥：Technique?! Technique?! Technique, technique, technique, technique, technique!First I do this. Spin around, stop. Double –-take three times. And here we go, pelvic thrust.Oh ,stop on your right foot. Don’t forget it. Then bring it around town. And a little of this,a little of that. A little of this, this, that, that, that, that, that, then……海绵宝：All right, Squid! That was so good!派大星：Squid is numer one.章鱼哥：I really did it ,didn’t I ? Yeah—you guys didn’t blow anything like that.海绵宝：Nope.章鱼哥Now, that’s a bubble.海绵宝：You said it, Squidward. See, it is all in the technique.派大星：Yeah, technique.章鱼哥：Technique? Huh! Sponge Bob, you didn’t think I created that……beautiful work of art with your help. Come on, it’s my genes.海绵宝&派大星：Squid’s got genes. Squid’s got genes.章鱼哥：Thank you, thank you, thank you.海绵宝&派大星：Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward.海绵宝：Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward.章鱼哥：I rock.海绵宝&派大星：Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward. Squid,Squid, Squidward! Squid, Squid, Squidward!派大星：Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward……海绵宝：Squidward.海绵宝&派大星：Squidward, Squidward.章鱼哥：Hello, my friends. You are looking at a ……海绵宝&派大星：Squidward.章鱼哥：Genius。
海绵宝宝经典台词
海绵宝宝经典台词导读：本文是关于海绵宝宝经典台词，希望能帮助到您！《海绵宝宝》(SpongeBob SquarePants)是美国著名的系列电视动画，1999年在尼克国际儿童频道开播，至今仍持续制播中，创始者是史蒂芬·海伦伯格(Stephen Hillenburg)。
动画场景设定于太平洋海底，一座称为比奇堡(Bikini Bottom)的城市，故事围绕主角海绵宝宝和他的好朋友们展开。
这部动画除了绘制的卡通场景与角色之外，也会穿插一些真实物件或是人物，例如曾经演出海滩游侠与霹雳游侠的大卫·赫索霍夫，以本人的身份出演了几集。
动画的主角海绵宝宝是一块方形的黄色海绵，他和他的好朋友们：派大星、章鱼哥、蟹老板、珊迪、小蜗及痞老板等等虽然总是处于千奇百怪的各种麻烦之中，但他们总是能化险为夷，然后再制造新的麻烦，新的笑料。
《海绵宝宝》经典台词1.海绵宝宝：“我准备好了，我准备好了，我准备好了…… (满怀激动说N遍)”2.海绵宝宝：“你知道小鸡为什么要过马路吗?”派大星：“不知道。
”海绵宝宝：“因为小鸡要到马路对面去。
”3.海绵宝宝：“我们去抓水母!”4.海绵宝宝：“hi~章鱼哥~”5.海绵宝宝：“你说得对，章鱼哥。
”(崇拜的表情+语气)6.海绵宝宝对章鱼哥说(语速超快)：“章鱼哥，章鱼哥，章鱼哥，章鱼哥，章鱼哥……”(章鱼哥一脸缺氧状-_-|||)7.海绵宝宝：“嗨，章鱼哥，你想吹泡泡吗，只要两毛五。
”8.海绵宝宝：“哦，章鱼哥，你在冒烟耶，你看起来就像是一棵煮熟的青菜!”9.海绵宝宝：“小蜗，快来洗澡。
我现在一定要让你到澡盆里去!你听见了没有小蜗?你给我回来小蜗，小蜗，小蜗……”10.海绵宝宝：“当我们说什么都别碰的时候意思就是什么都别碰!嗨!嗨!嗨!女士们水母们，你们曾经注意过盐罐吗?我是说你们每天晚上都把它装满，我的意思是它它它….们到哪去了呢?啊?啊?啊!你知道我在说什么吗?还有用过的番茄酱...为什么换灯泡的时候要两个以上的松鼠?为什么?因为他们太傻了!你们听说过金鱼破产的事吗?现在变成了铜鱼!如果说我们着盛产什么，那就是手指的力量!海绵宝宝：因为我生活在水下，所以我最符合水动力结构!”11.派大星：“嘿，哥们! ”。
海绵宝宝
海绵宝宝一、找工作Ah,the sea.So fascinating.So wonderful.大海啊，多么迷人，多么美妙。
Here,we see Bikini Bottom,teeming with life.这里是比奇堡，生机勃勃。
Home to one of my favorite creatures,SpongeBob SquarePants.我最喜欢的卡通人物海绵宝宝就住在这里。
Yes,of course he lives in a pineapple,you silly.是的，他当然住在菠萝里，你个小傻瓜。
Today’s the big day,Gary!今天是重要的一天，小蜗。
Look at me!I’m naked!看我，我脱光了。
Gotta be in top physical condition for today,Gary.今天我必须秀出最好的身材，小蜗Meow.喵I’m ready!我准备好了！Go Spongebob！加油海绵宝宝There it is.就是这了。
The finest eating establishment ever established for eating.有史以来最出色的餐厅。
The krusty krab,home of the krabby patty.蟹堡王餐厅，美味蟹汉堡的家。
With a help wanted sign in the window.窗户上贴着招工的牌子。
For years i’ve been dreaming of this moment!多年以来我一直梦想着此刻。
I’m gonna go in there,march straight to the manager.我要走进去直面经理。
Look him straight in the eye,盯着他的双眼。
Lay it on the line,勇敢地说出来。
And I can’t do this!但是我做不到。
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海绵宝：What a wonderful day.
The sun is out, the water is shimmering,scallops are chirping.
So peaceful.
章鱼哥：Can we lower the volume,please.
I can’t work with all that racket going on.
海绵宝：Oh, sure thing.Squidward.
章鱼哥：Right, hum.
海绵宝：Okay.
章鱼哥：And now for some soothing sounds from Squidward’s clarinet.Thank you, thank you.I thought I……! 海绵宝：Hey, Squidward ,want to blow some bubbles? Only 25cents.
章鱼哥：Oh, right, like I would spend a moment of my time. Blowing bubbles.
Oh, please! I mean, who in the world would pay to blow bubbles?
派大星：Good morning.
章鱼哥：Oh, boy.
海绵宝：Good morning to you,sir. Would you care you blow a bubble?
派大星：Oh, how much is it?
海绵宝：Only a quarter.
派大星：Sounds reasonable. Uh……I’m going to need to borrow a quarter.
海绵宝：Sure thing. Patrick.
派大星：Ah! One quarter.
派大星：Thank you.
章鱼哥：Business is booming. How did I ever get surrounded by such I loser neighbors?
海绵宝：One bubble wand, dipped and ready to go.
Could I interest you in some lessons? Only 25 cents.
派大星：Uh……very well,then. Hey ,Sponge,can I borrow another quarter? Thanks.
海绵宝：Okay,Patrick, it’s all in the technique. First go like this. Spin around—stop!
Double –-take three times—one, two, three. Then……pelvic thrust! Stop on your right foot. Don’t forget it! Now, it’s time to bring it around town. Bring around town. Then you do this then this and this, then that and this and that and this and then……And now……with tow hands.
派大星：It’s a giraffe.
海绵宝：Excuse me ,sir, but we are close……
章鱼哥：Don’t give me any of that. How could you two possible make all this noise just blowing bubbles?
海绵宝：We’re not just blowing bubbles; we’re making bubble art. Watch carefully. First
go like this. Spin around—stop! Double –-take three times—one, two, three.
Then……pelvic thrust! Stop on your right foot. Don’t forget it! Now, it’s time to
bring it around town. Bring around town. Then you do this, then this and this,
then that and this and that and this and then……
章鱼哥：That’s not art. That’s just annoying.Blowing bubbles. That’s the lamest idea I have ever heard. You should be ashamed of yourself. Bubbles. Art. Bubbles. Ridiculous.
海绵宝：That’ll be 25 cents, sir.
章鱼哥：Aah! Whoa! What! Who would pay 25 cents to blow bubbles?!
海绵宝：We are offer lessons for beginners.
章鱼哥：Beginners? What could be more simple than blowing a stupid bubble?Here’s your 25 cents. Watch and learn. Uh……wait, wait, wait. One more time. Here, wait, wait. Aah, just a mere warm—up.
海绵宝：Hey, Squidward ,remember the technique. Technique—you do this and this. Step back.
派大星：Technique, Squidward.
海绵宝：Spin around like this. Over here. One, two, yeah, three……
派大星：The pelvic whoo!
海绵宝：Don’t for……don’t forget the “whoo”!
派大星：Listen to Sponge.
海绵宝：Technique! Technique! Technique! Technique!
海绵宝&派大星：Technique! Technique!
海绵宝：Tech……You’re ……not doing the ……technique.
章鱼哥：Technique?! Technique?! Technique, technique, technique, technique, technique!First I do this. Spin around, stop. Double –-take three times. And here we go, pelvic thrust. Oh ,stop on your right foot.
Don’t forget it. Then bring it around town. And a little of this, a little of that. A little of this, this, that, that, that, that, that, then……
海绵宝：All right, Squid! That was so good!
派大星：Squid is numer one.
章鱼哥：I really did it ,didn’t I ? Yeah—you guys didn’t blow anything like that.
海绵宝：Nope.
章鱼哥Now, that’s a bubble.
海绵宝：You said it, Squidward. See, it is all in the technique.
派大星：Yeah, technique.
章鱼哥：Technique? Huh! Sponge Bob, you didn’t think I created that……beautiful work of art with your help.
Come on, it’s my genes.
海绵宝&派大星：Squid’s got genes. Squid’s got genes.
章鱼哥：Thank you, thank you, thank you.
海绵宝&派大星：Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward.
海绵宝：Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward.
章鱼哥：I rock.
海绵宝&派大星：Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward. Squid, Squid, Squidward! Squid,
Squid, Squidward!
派大星：Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward……
海绵宝：Squidward.
海绵宝&派大星：Squidward, Squidward.
章鱼哥：Hello, my friends. You are looking at a ……
海绵宝&派大星：Squidward.
章鱼哥：Genius。