美国最奇葩的十条涉性法律

美国最奇葩的十条涉性法律

If you're contemplating sex with a rodeo clown in Massachusetts, watch out: The long arm of the law may be coming for you. Mustachioed men, it's probably best if you just avoid Indiana altogether. And ladies, you don't have to put up with your lover's bad breath anymore—in Minnesota, you are legally protected from the smell of garlic and onions.

如果你正考虑在马萨诸塞州与一名马戏小丑发生性关系，那你要当心了：法律之手可能正在向你伸出。留大胡子的男士们，你们最好别去印第安那州。女士们，你们再也不需忍受伴侣的口臭了——在明尼苏达州，你是受到法律保护不需忍受大蒜和洋葱的气味的。

Think these laws are weird? We're just getting started. These bizarre rules of attraction give a whole new meaning to the term "penal code."

觉得这些法律很怪诞？这还只是刚刚开始。人们喜闻乐见的这些怪异的规定全新地诠释了“刑法典”的意义。

Is This Your First Rodeo?

马萨诸塞州：不能在马匹在场时和驯马师做爱

As a Massachusetts native, I think I speak on behalf of the entire Bay State when I say we're totally OK with you having sex with a rodeo clown. As far as we're concerned, what happens at the rodeo stays at the rodeo. We're pretty liberal like that—a solid blue state through and through.

作为一名马萨诸塞州本地居民，我认为我可以代表整个海湾州告诉大家，我们完全可以接受你跟马戏小丑发生性行为。我们认为，发生在表演场所的事情也止于表演场所。我们非常自由——我们是彻彻底底的坚定的蓝色州。

Wait, what's that you say? There are horses present? Won't somebody think of the horses?! If we've said it once, we've said it a thousand times: No having sex with rodeo clowns in the presence of horses! And we mean it! (Really, we do: It's illegal in Massachusetts.)

等等，你说什么？现场有很多马？难道没有人想到这些马吗？如果我们曾经说过的话，肯定说过成千上万次：不要在马的面前与马戏小丑发生性行为！我们说到做到！（真的，确实是这样：这种行为在马萨诸塞州是违法的。）

Prince Charming Need Not Apply

科罗拉多州：白马王子那套不灵了

Sleeping Beauty is so 1950s. This is the 21st century, people: Women don't just lie around waiting for their princes to arrive! In fact, it's literally illegal to do so in Colorado, where kissing a sleeping woman is prohibited by law. So guys, you'll just have to find some other way to wake her from the evil witch's spell.

睡美人已经很古老了，是上世纪50年代的童话了。而现在已经是21世纪了，女子们再也不会躺着期待他们的王子到来！实际上，在科罗拉多州，这样做是违法的，法律明令禁止亲吻

睡眠中的女性。所以，小伙子们，你们要想其他办法把她从女巫的咒语中唤醒了。

Wink, Wink

阿拉巴马州：眨眨眼就是勾搭！

In Alabama, it's against the law for a man to seduce "a chaste woman by means of temptation, deception, arts, flattery, or a promise of marriage." (That doesn't leave you a lot of options.) But that's nothing compared to the rules in Ottumwa, Iowa, where you can't even wink at a pretty lady with whom you are "unacquainted."

在阿拉巴马州，男性通过“诱惑，欺骗，诡计，奉承或承诺结婚等手段”诱奸贞洁女性是违法的。（呃，这样你似乎没有太多选择了。）但是跟爱荷华州奥塔姆瓦的规定相比，这简直是小巫见大巫，你甚至向跟你不认识的女性眨眼都不行。

Maybe Next Time He'll Think Before He Cheats

阿肯萨州：想搞外遇？想清楚！