口语表演

A:庄B：高C：徐D：陈E：杨

(Two thieves are outside a man’s door)

B: Let’s get some money from this house. He’s very rich.

C: Good idea. We don’t have enough money.

B: Let’s go.

(B tries to open the door but fails. He pulls and pulls.)

B: TMD. I’ll kick the door.

C: Oh, my lady ga ga.

(C and B use his ‘Super Giant No shadow feet’, the door opens)

B: Where’s the money?

C: Be quiet!

A: Who are you? Don’t move, or I’ll kiss you. Oh, I’m sorry. I made a mistake. I’ll kill you. (With a gun)

B: I am a little afraid.

A: Oh, is that? Y ou are a strong man? (Start a gun)

C: Oh. Dear. (Bong, Bong. The balloons were broken.)

A: What are those?

C: They’re my muscles.

B: Don’t move. (Put out a gun, too)

A: I don’t want to move, either. Sit down. Let’s have a discussion.

B, C: Go away!

A: I’ll call 110 for help. (Dial) It has three 1’s and a 0.

(Sorry, the number you dialed isn’t correct. Please check the number and dial again.) A: The god wants to help them. I have no chance.

B, C: Ha, Ha…

(Someone discover the thieves and call 110 for help.)

D: We should find out the thieves.

E: (打呵欠)All right.

(D and E arrived at the man’s house)

A: They robbed me!

D: Let us take some hints.

E: OK!

D: Oh, here it is. There are many broken balloons. And there are fingerprints on them.

(D and E came back to the police station.)

D: I have find out the robbers.

(Went to B and C’s house.)

D: Don’t move.

B, C: What are you doing?

D: I think you were the robbers who robbed Mr. Zhuang’s house a few weeks ago. B, C: How do you know that?

D: Look at this! This is the picture that a artist drew according to the {decrision}

B, C: Y es, we have gun, too.

(They fight for an hour. D wins)

E: Ah, Ha. We win.

D: Take them to the police station.

(In the police station.)

A: Thank you very much. (Crying)

D: That’s all right.

E: But, you should give us the money!

A: How much?

E: One billion.

A: Here you are. It’s my check. (Go away)

E: Stop. It’s not the RMB. It’s the money for the dead. (Run after A.) D: Wait for me. (Run after E.)

A, B, C, D, and E: Thank you!