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Scene 1：
PJ: yeah! Yeah, this is way more fun since you’ve learned how to clap.
Mrs Dabney: Don’t ignore me! When I tell you to do something, I expect you to do it!
Mr Dabney: get off my back, woman!
Mrs Dabney: you want me off your back? I can arrange that.
PJ: Charlie, those are our neighbors, the Dabneys. They’ve been married a
long time.
Gabe: hey,PJ, I just kicked the football into the Dabneys’ backyard. Will you go get it?
PJ: no way! they’re going at it again. Gabe: well, what about the football?
PJ: who cares? It’s gone. Kiss it goodbye.
Gabe: well, I’m glad to hear you say that, because it was your football.
Scene 2:
Mrs Dabney: ha, I warned you. That’s what you get for being a bad husband! And now you’re dead. Is somebody out here? Who’s out here?
Gabe: where’s the football?
PJ: forget the football! Mrs Dabney just murdered Mr Dabney!
Gabe: what!
PJ: I heard her talking to his corpse. It
was chilling.
Gabe: just so I’m clear, you didn’t get the football?
PJ: I’m serious, Gabe.
Gabe: come on. Mrs Dabney may be a mean, vicious, cruel, horrible, nasty old witch,but she’d never do something like that.
PJ: You don’t believe me?
Gabe: no.
PJ: Fine, fine, I’ll prove it. Come here, Gabe. (dialing the phone)
Mrs Dabney: hello?
PJ: Is Mr Dabney home?
Mrs Dabney: He….can’t come to the phone.
PJ: interesting.
Mrs Dabney: who is this?
PJ: uh---I’m some sort of salesman.
Mrs Dabney: Gabe, is that you?
PJ: why would you assume my name is gabe?
Mrs Dabney: because I have caller ID.
PJ: oh, then yeah, it’s Gabe.
Gabe：hey!
PJ: whoo! She’s cool under pressure, I’ll give her that.。