2015白宫记者协会晚宴奥巴马演讲全文

任期将尽的奥巴马在今年White House Correspondents

Dinner(白宫记者协会晚宴)上火力全开，不仅吐槽了老冤家共和党各路人马，连民主党的希拉里和O’Malley等战友他也没放过。CNN, Fox News和MSNBC更是被黑的体无完肤。

Good evening everybody.

Welcome to the white house correspondents' dinner.

The night when Washington. Celebrates itself. Somebody's got to do it. And welcome to the fourth quarter of my presidency.

It's true iron. Those were sheltering. Factors that film more loose and relaxed whenever. Those. Joseph Biden shoulder massages their like magic. Well you have.

I am determined to make the most. Every moment. Have left. After the midterm elections my advisor let me Mr. President you have a bucket list. And I served well. Something the lions would bucket list. Take executive action on immigration. Bucket. This woman look.

My new. But in my Cuba policy. The Castro Brother sare here tonight. The fulfill. What. If for capsules from Texas. All. Iowa scream. Hi Leon. Anyway. Big Brother is never easy and I still have to fix a broken immigration system. Issue veto threats to negotiate with the Ron. All while finding time to pray five times a day.

Wonder that people keep pointing out how the president CN amazement. Alex old John Maynard Carter invited Netanyahu speaking my funeral. Meanwhile Michelle has amazed today. Have to order figured she just says. Fresh fruits and vegetables. It's aggravated.

Fact is though at this point my legacy is finally beginning detection. Their economy is getting better. Mind that in ten Americans now have health coverage. It's. Good. No longer have to worry about losing your insurance if you lose your job. You're welcome senate Democrats. Not look it is true I have not managed to make everybody happy. Six year sand in my presidency some people still say I'm arrogant.

And aloof. Condescending. Some people are so don't. They wouldn't.

And that's not all people say about. A few week sago Dick Cheney says he thinks I'm the worst president of his lifetime. What is interesting because I think Dick Cheney is the worst president in my lifetime. What appointments.

America got some of them say these days. Mike Huckabee recently said people should enjoy our military until a true conservative is elected president. Think about that. It was so outrageous 47 Ayatollah wrote us a letter. Trying to explain

to Huckabee how our system works. They get worse. Does this week Michelle Bachmann. Ash. Actually predicted. That I would bring about the biblical and debates. How about the legacy.

I'm in Lincoln Washington and let them do that. Okay. But you know I just have to put this stuff outside I'm gonna stay focused on my job. Because for many Americans this is still time of deep uncertainty. For example I have I have one friend just a few weeks ago. She was making millions of dollars a year and she's now living out of abandoned Iowa. Meanwhile. Back here our nation's capital we're always dealing with a new challenge us and I'm happy to report that. The Secret Service thanks to some excellent reporting by a White House correspondents. They're relieved. Focusing on. Some of the issues that come up and they finally figured out a full proof way to keep people off my lawn. That works. As not just fence jumpers. Some you know a few months ago drone crash landed. Back that was pretty serious but don't worry. We've installed a new state of the art security system. You know what. Let me set the record straight if I tease Joseph sometimes but he has been at my side. For seven years I loved that man. Not good to great vice president he has a great friend. We got so close in some places and Indiana they want service pizza anymore.