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《唐伯虎点秋香》剧本

唐伯虎点秋香旁白:话说数百年前,江南出了四位青年才俊,论文章,个个才高八斗:论丹青,皆是妙笔生花,加之风流倜傥,放浪不羁,不知迷倒多少无知少女.其中风头最健者又属曾荣获”我型我秀江南杰出偶像前十强”称号,人称”玉树临风赛潘安,一树梨花压海棠”的唐伯虎先生.(先是祝、周、文三人出场，每人一把纸折扇，上书大字。

祝:我很帅,而且我很温柔;周:我踏月色而来;文:别理我,正烦着呢)唐：我乃宇宙超级美少男唐伯虎！祝道：兄弟们，听说今天华太师府的华老夫人要去庙里上香请愿，她那几个贴身丫头个个国色天香，尤其是那个秋香，更是要人老命，旁边周文宾道：大哥，您流口水了。

说着递上手帕。

祝接过，擦了一下嘴角，羞涩地道：不好意思，中饭醋喝多了。

唐忙道：那还呆着干嘛？让我们混入庙中，四人齐声道：展开行动！音乐“生命的金杯”响起，四人随之唱道：GO，GO，GO>>第二幕惊艳旁白：江南四月，草长莺飞，垂柳依依，一派水乡春色。

《梦里水乡》音乐响起，四位佳丽翩翩出场。

秋香道：姐妹们，怎么走了那么久还没到“哈根达斯”？咱们可得快点。

春香道：大姐，这几天“太平洋百货”正在减价大酬宾，你们看，我这件“蜜雪儿”才五十文钱，我们顺便再去看看？冬香、夏香围上前去细细鉴赏,啧啧称道OCHEAP!夏香兴奋地叫道：听说“美宝莲”也在特卖，我想去。

冬香面向观众，抚着自己的秀发道：我的飘柔也用完了。

秀发的秘密我只告诉了夏香，谁知道一传十，十传百，大家都知道了。

头屑去无踪，秀发更出众。

飘柔，就是这么自信。

三香央求秋香道：大姐，我们去看看嘛，反正年终奖才发了不久。

秋香正色道：不行。

回去晚了，老夫人责怪下来，谁担当的起？这时，冬香叫道：快看啊，那不是江南四大才子吗？只见四人一起登场,走模特步,强劲的背景音乐响起冬香道：好帅啊！夏香道：酷呆了！三香纷纷上前要求签名。

唯有秋香，不屑地道：什么四大才子，还不是媒体炒出来的，都是绣花枕头。

说罢拂袖而去。

唐诧异地道：那是谁家的女子？祝道：她就是秋香，果然有闭月羞花，沉鱼落雁之貌，只是太孤傲了点。

《唐伯虎点秋香》经典台词

唐伯虎点秋香经典台词电影《唐伯虎点秋香》于1993年上映，在当时炙手可热，成为了香港电影史上的一大经典。

而这部电影的经典之处，不仅在于其演员阵容、剧情设计和拍摄手法，更因其充满幽默和感人的台词而享誉影坛。

以下是本文整理的《唐伯虎点秋香》中的经典台词：1. 男女搭配干活不累，干完总有一方可以休息。

这是由周星驰扮演的唐伯虎在电影开头的一句台词。

这句话表达了性别的差异和劳动分配的不公，一方面是读出了很多人的败退心理，无奈世态炎凉，经不起诱惑而变得越来越懒惰。

另一方面也是表达了唐伯虎的睿智和幽默，更加强调了这个人物的形象。

2. 酒壮英雄胆，色迷红颜祸。

这句话出自于电影的其中一位反派角色，它所呈现的则是酒色逐渐引导着一个人失去理性、无法自拔的一种状态。

换言之，她既是一位反派，更是带有一定哲理意味的人物，比起其他反派，她在这句话中呈现的反面形象更为鲜明。

3. 你家中有几个女人？夕夕有，月月有，春春七只，夏夏八只。

这是唐伯虎在与将军府马夫人对质时说出的话。

这句话表露了唐伯虎的风流倜傥和此时他所处的情况,而他用言辞表现出的凛然之气更是令人惊艳不已。

4. 大哥，我是太监，怎么会有那种事情呢？这是周星驰在电影中扮演的男扮女装的唐伯虎回答将军府中的马夫人关于他生孩子的问题。

这句话让人忍俊不禁，充满了幽默感和俏皮。

5. 敢问阁下尊姓大名？公子弘（洪金宝），字少卿。

少卿？很快就会没卿了。

这是电影中的对话经典之一。

这句话让人怀念当年的神雕侠侣！这句话出自于由彭丹饰演的唐伯虎小舅子，给观众留下了深刻印象。

6. 转眼一生过，若离若即难相守，勿因多情负此生。

这句话与电影中的情节扯不上干系，它是片尾曲歌词。

这句话不仅是对时光的深刻感叹，还传递着生命中最宝贵的东西是爱情的信息。

7. 不怕死，看得见的死怕。

怕的事多，看不见的怕的最多。

这句台词是唐伯虎在将军府与马夫人说的话。

此话凝练经典又贴合情节，是一句百家争鸣的名言，深入骨髓，意境悠长。

金装四大才子

《金装四大才子》演员：同事四个人道具：服装四套、扇子四把出场音乐：《唐伯虎点秋香》四大才子出场音乐动作：四个人大摇大摆走出站定后（加些动作）台词：唐：今夜此处这是高朋满座，帅哥成群，美女如云呀！嗨，感慨感慨~~诸位仁兄，不如我们吟诗一首，意下如何呀？合：GOOD IDEA！文：唐兄，您先请！后台配音：这时候，唐伯虎来到海边，看到了一望无际的大海，于是……唐：（清清嗓子，咦~~~呀~~作深情状）大海哟，你好多水后台配音：说时迟，那时快，文徵明来到了阿凡提的故乡，他看到远处跑来了一头毛驴……文：骏马哦，（学马叫）你四条腿后台配音：周文斌来到了泰国，看到了两个人妖在打KISS……周：爱情嘛，（亲嘴的声音，嗯嘛~）是嘴对嘴后台配音：祝枝山看到大家都吟得一把好诗，好生羡慕，但四处张望后，却啥都没有看到……祝：美眉呀，你在哪里？（怅然若失状）唐：四大才子在一起，吟诗作赋！文：寻花问柳来相伴，闲庭信步！周：日夜思念秋香姐，牵肠挂肚！祝：只盼早日来相见，与我共度！合：秋香姐，我们来了~~~“LET’S GO！点秋香点秋香点秋香……”（《嘻唰唰》的调，四人勾肩搭背走舞步）唐：等一下，我们大家是一起找~秋香的啵文：非也，我们大家是一起赏~秋香周：NO~ 我们大家是一起品~秋香祝：欧也！我们大家要一起点~蚊香……（点蚊香状）（其它三位难堪表情）合：既然如此，各位兄台请了（抱拳欠身）唐：我是才子唐伯虎，搓搓麻将炒炒股，四大才子打个赌，元旦晚会来比武，登登登登~~《包青天》配音文：一代文人文徵明，吃喝玩乐我最行，桑拿按摩到天明啊到天明~~《世上只有妈妈好》配音周：风流才子周文斌，琴棋书画分不清，诗词歌赋更不行，唯有寻花伴柳眠~~伴柳眠~~~ 《新白娘子传奇》配音祝：富家子弟祝枝山，整天吃喝不上班，家里金银堆成山，泡不到MM我好心烦~~《天仙配》配音（甩把鼻涕，手用衣服擦擦）周：祝兄，祝兄你别烦，有钱要到福信来买房，三房四房五六房，妻妾成群不用烦呀不用烦~~~，不过我看你这这~~这幅德行，不像有钱人啊？祝：我爸说了，有钱看的出来那叫暴~发户，没钱看得出来那是五保户，像我这样有钱是看不出来滴，这叫——帅呆了~酷毙了。

《禀夫人(唐伯虎点秋香对白)》歌词 DJ 周星驰片段

禀夫人(唐伯虎点秋香对白)
我命苦啊！！
禀夫人
小人本住在苏州府的城边
家中有屋又有田
生活乐无边
谁知那唐伯虎
他蛮恨不留情
勾结官府目无天
占我大屋夺我田
我爷爷跟他来翻脸
惨被他一棍来打扁
我奶奶骂他欺善民
反被他捉进了唐府
强奸了一百遍
一百遍......
最后她悬梁自尽遗恨人间
他还将我父子逐出了家园
流落到江边
我为求养老爹
只有独自行乞在庙前
谁知那唐伯虎他实在太阴险
知道此情形
竟派人来暗算
把我父子狂殴在市前
小人身壮坚残命得留存
可怜老父的魂飞天
为求葬老爹
唯有卖身为奴自作践
一面穷赚钱一面读书篇
发誓把功名显
手刃仇人意志坚呐~~~~
从此唐寅诗集伴身边
我铭记此仇不共戴天
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3：跟惨人一翻争斗后，唐伯虎终于如愿进了华府，并自己立下了卖身契约。

唐伯虎身穿下人服装，兴奋地去华府院内开工。

“武状元到！”“还不趴下！”一下人将唐伯虎按下蹲在地上，双手放在脑后。

唐伯虎：棋盘里，车无轮，马无粮，叫声将军提防提防。

武状元：小子，从今天开始，你就是华府的低等下人，9527就是你的终身代号。

开始做事！秋香：为什么世界上有这么多无聊的废物！难道只有唐伯虎才称得上是男子汉？！只有真正的男人才写得出这么迷人的诗句：“桃花坞里桃花庵，桃花庵下桃花仙。

桃花仙人种桃树，又摘桃花换酒钱。

”谁知那唐伯虎，他蛮横不留情，勾结官府目无天，占我大屋夺我田。

贼老大：哎，这对狗男女也算是通道中人，打昏算了。

惨人：（痛哭）旺财……旺财……旺财你不能死啊，旺财，你跟了我这么多年，对我有情有义，肝胆相照，但是到了现在我连一顿饱饭都没让你吃过，我对不起你啊，旺财！此恨更难填。

为求葬老爹，唯有卖身为奴自作贱，一面勤赚钱，一面读书篇，发誓把功名显，手刃仇人意志坚！石榴：来吧，快来吧，我还没试过这么刺激的。

祝枝山：不要这样子嘛，都是我不好我不好，我现在磕头认错。

你不念在我借玉薄团给你过瘾的份上，你也想想这几年我帮你卖画搂了不少钱那！现在外面那几个道上兄弟说，三柱香之后我拿不到三十幅画就要把我大卸八块！你帮帮我！7：秋香的《唐寅诗集》被痛恨唐家的华夫人发现，唐伯虎为替她掩饰就说是自己的，并解释。

我爷爷跟他来翻脸，惨被他一棍来打扁，我奶奶骂他欺骗善民，反被他捉进了唐府，强J了一百遍，一百遍，最后她悬梁自尽遗恨人间。

《将忘情(电影《唐伯虎点秋香2》主题曲)》歌词 — 陈天灵

演唱：陈天灵
将忘情
将忘情
演唱：陈天灵
来世的人潮
用你眼泪在我心里做一个记号
就用瞬间将忘情一切
既然选择生离死别
吻我的额心如刀割
紧紧抱我依依不舍
它燃烧得赤裸裸
情似烈的火
错也值得
爱是唯一的解药
你知不知道
我沉默为你挡住孤独飞过来的刀
我还能把你找到
来世的人潮
用你眼泪在我心里做一个记号
就用瞬间将忘情一切
既然选择生离死别
吻我的额心如刀割既然选择生离死别
吻我的额心如刀割
紧紧抱我依依不舍
燃烧得赤裸裸
情似烈的火
错也值得
爱是唯一的解药
你知不知道
沉默为你挡住孤独飞过来的刀
我还能把你找到

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《唐伯虎点秋香》人物：唐伯虎(说话声音温柔），秋香，秋香母（高大的男生反串，学女人腔），旁白,配乐和背景乐（这个可以唱流行歌曲或经典老歌），一个观众托儿，强盗甲，强盗乙，唐伯虎跟班（男生,东北口音）)旁白:亲爱的观众－朋友们,你可曾听过那凄美感人,浪漫柔情，令人心旷神怡，怎么听都听不够的唐伯虎点秋香的故事?什么，你们听过？（面向观众，带吃惊的表情，接着按原来平和语调说)那就对了，你们以前听的都是经过人工修饰的，我这回给你们讲一个原汁原味的不经过任何雕琢的唐伯虎点秋香的故事。

故事发生在距今好几百年以前,有个通过全村人民举手表决产生的江南四大才子之首，唐伯虎同志。

（下,用手引上唐伯虎)（唐和跟班上)唐：（摇扇而上）桃花坞里桃花庵，桃花庵里桃花仙；桃花仙人种桃树，又摘桃花换酒钱。

酒醒只在花前坐,酒醉还来花下眠;半醉半醒日复日,花开花落年复年。

我就是英名神武盖世无双，人见人爱,花见花开，车见车爆胎，智慧与美貌并重，英雄与侠义的化身，唐伯虎。

我不仅谈吐风雅,而且品质优良，堪称新时代的…… 跟班:米饭。

唐：嗯?跟班：哦，不，模范。

嘿嘿，（一下唐伯虎听到前半句的时候都很高兴,听到后半句的时候都很气愤）如果说俺们少爷有才那得受罚的话呢，那他可就得千刀万刮啊;如果说俺们少爷有德那是犯罪的话呢，那他可就是罪恶滔天啊；如果说俺们少爷帅那是造孽的话呢,那他可就是得天打雷劈啊。

唐：你小子怎么说话的呢，听着老别扭的.跟班：嘿嘿，爷，皇历上说你今天有桃花运？唐：扯啥玩意儿,怎么能说我今天有桃花运呢？（一顿)你说我哪天没桃花运啊？（下）旁白:一天，唐伯虎邂逅了绝代佳人秋香同志，那时候，秋香刚替老夫人买东西回来，途中路遇一甲一乙两个强盗拦路抢劫。

（秋香手拿一大包卷纸上，甲乙从另一侧上，甲戴着向后的帽子，乙手里拄单拐）甲，乙：呔，此树是我栽，此路是我开，要想从此过，留下买路财！秋香：那小女子把东西给你们，你们就放我走么？（秋香把东西给甲、乙)（乙刚欲走，甲拉住乙）甲：等……等会儿,我……我要先劫……劫个色。

唐伯虎点秋香小品剧本

唐伯虎点秋香小品旁白：故事发生在五百年前,有一位由全班同学选举产生的药学四大才子之一的唐伯虎同学隆重登场;唐：桃花坞里桃花庵,桃花庵里桃花仙,桃花仙人种桃树,又摘桃花换酒钱强：好诗啊,好诗唐：我就是神武英明,盖世无双,神见神爱,人见人high,车见爆胎的唐伯虎,我不仅谈吐优雅,而且品质优良,堪称我们药学系的...强：米饭唐：恩强：哦,不不,是模范,如果说我们少爷帅唐：我帅故我在强：那可是造孽的话呢,那可得天打雷劈啊唐：你说什么你,你反了你拉强：少爷,少爷,别生气,别生气;我看黄历上说你今天你有桃花运啊唐：啥,啥,啥,今天有桃花运强：是啊唐：我哪天没有桃花运,你别瞎说,你再瞎说下次不带你出来玩,听见没旁白：一天,伯虎邂逅了绝代佳人秋香同学,那时秋香同学刚从校复印社复印卷纸回来,途中路遇两劫匪;土匪左右上,配音乐秋：人在考场飘,哪能不考焦,我校复印社为提供历年考试习题,祝你一臂之力匪头：呔此路是我栽,此树是我开,要想过此路,留下卷子来秋：你们要干什么匪：打,打劫秋：Yameidai,这是我刚复印的,不能给你们,我要用的匪头：你要用,我们还要用呢,拿来吧你秋：卷子给你们了,我可以走了吗匪：大哥,我们还没吃法了匪头：饿啊匪：恩跺头：有钱没秋：要多少跺头：两块,一人两包子,别扯了秋：可是我只有五块的头：五块,拿过来头：有三块没弟：大哥,就剩三块钱了头：三块,找他,别废话,抓紧弟：给你秋：钱都给你们了,我可以走了吗头：哎~兄弟,过来弟：大哥,什么事头：你没发现这小妞挺漂亮的弟：真的啊头：真的弟：我看去头：去,快去弟：大哥说这妞长的好看,我看看去弟：哎呀,这姑娘长的真不错,大哥的眼光就是好啊头：肯定呢弟：那我今天不但劫钱,还得劫个色头：要西~弟：嘿嘿...看你往哪跑唐：葵花点穴手头：你等着,我去找人收拾你你等着唐：跑,让你先跑一百米头：等着唐：让你跑你就跑,你这瘸子咋这么实惠呢,难道你们两个没听过社会主义,和谐社会,和谐校园吗;就算你们不看news,不听广播;你总该知道,党教育我们,以遵纪守法为荣, 以违法乱纪为耻,以团结互助为荣,以损人利己为耻,我最讨厌你们这些抢女人卷子的人啦,啥卷子哦,让我看看;中医药概论,悲哀,你两真是悲哀,连这么没有技术含量的课都过不了;等会,你这腿咋瘸了呢强：估计是给彪哥忽悠瘸了唐：我说你吧,腿瘸了就在家待着呗,学人家出来走什么江湖啊;万一哪天一条警犬跳出来,扑哧一口,把你另一条腿咬了,你咋整,你说咋整;我替你愁,还有你还有你今天挺冷的啊,你就穿这么点衣服,挂着似的,长的磕碜就别学人家讲风度,难道你就是传说中的爱斯基摩人,就算你不替你自己考虑一下,总得替你一大家子企鹅考虑考虑,听到没,听到就翻一下白眼吗,你不翻白眼我怎么知道你明白呢;哦,你明白了,我的神呐,原谅这两个败家的孩子吧,葵花解穴手头：感情你们这些姓唐的都这么能白霍弟：你跟唐僧一个妈生的吧唐：子曾经曰过强：少爷,少爷,别曰了,人都走光了唐：都跑了幸亏他们跑的快,姑娘,你受惊了秋：刚才若不是公子搭救,恐怕我就,恩~扭唐：没什么,见义勇为嘛秋：公子仪表堂堂,敢问公子如何称呼唐：在下,姓唐名伯虎,敢问姑娘如何称呼秋：叫我秋香好了啦唐：哎呀,好香的名字,那就允许在下送姑娘回家吧秋：那就,有劳公子了强：我家公子见了秋香小姐,那可是豁然开朗啊,腰不酸了,背不痛了,腿脚也灵便了,这情歌也就说唱就唱了唐：你入学的新书包,有人给你拿秋：表白不唱这首歌嘛唐：对,再唱差辈了,再换一首,我送你离开,千里之外,你无声黑白,沉默年代,或许不该,太遥远的未来,我送秋：公子不用送了,我家到了唐：咋这么不巧,这样吧,以后经常手机联系秋：你这啥破手机啊唐：啥破手机;我这手机还能玩电脑游戏秋：什么游戏强：贪吃蛇唐：谁叫你说实话的秋：公子就此告别了强：秋香姐姐一回头唐：科比改打乒乓球强：秋香姐姐二回头唐：杨过爱上李莫愁强：秋香姐姐三回头唐：和尚开始用飘柔一天,秋府要为秋香选婿,至于去的人嘛,那还是很多滴母：那怎么能叫很多呢,那是相当多的秋：妈咪,你打算出什么题,来为难一下我的未来夫婿啊母：香啊,这你就不要担心啦,害怕你妈我考不死他还考不焦他强：少爷,少爷,我到海选现场看了一下唐：什么情况强：那家伙,那家伙是人山人海啊唐：这么多人啊强：是啊,我光看见头发,连头都不见了,这秋香的铁丝还真不少啊唐：啥叫铁丝啊强：铁丝,铁丝,铁杆粉丝嘛,没文化真可怕;我还听说秋香她妈可厉害了,去的人不是掉胳臂就是掉腿的,还有连命都搭上的呢唐：嘿嘿,看来要使点小手段,来对付秋香and her mother了你过来,你先去表现的卡点,然后我再去,这叫差称好,方显我伯虎本色强：it's unfair唐：what强：这不公平唐：有什么不公平,我是你老板,你的听我的,对吧;事成之后,红山动物园一日游,带你看大马猴去强：大马猴唐：喜欢吧,去吧母：138号,你有ID吗强：I...D啥玩意母：这怎么残疾人还是,会八荣八耻吗你就来强：啥叫八荣八耻,我还瞎八母：三个带便知道不啊强：三个代表啊,是不是一个胳臂上带仨表啊母：香,挺有钱,妈看看去,没事的;swatch snoopy staday;走;你蒙我呢你,就你这素质也来,下一个强：夫人,夫人,别生气,我刚刚给你开玩笑的嘛,你看我给你整一段拿出竹板东方红,太阳升,祖国腾飞似巨龙,城乡经济大发展,和谐社会乐融融,爱祖国爱人民为人服务要热情,多为祖国献爱心母：哎小伙看不出来啊,身残志不残啊,去,老夫人做主了,就要你了强：要我了,真要我了;少爷,少爷,你家丈母娘说要我啦,嘿嘿唐：嘿,嘿个P;你想怎么你,你想抢我媳妇是吧;秋老婆子,怎么回事,我唐寅还没来..秋母咳唐：妈,妈什么事母：唐寅唐朝的人,唐寅什么东西唐：唐伯虎秋：妈,唐伯虎母：唐白话是吧唐：雅号,雅号母：才高八斗是吧唐：兄弟们封的母：学富五车ju是吧秋：妈,是学富五车母：泡妞无数是吧唐：那不行,我对爱情那是相当专一的与秋传目母：往哪看,那行,我今天考考你;十口心思,思君,思国,思社稷唐：八目共赏,赏花,赏月,赏秋香母：看不出来你还挺有才得啊,上辈子裁缝吧唐：不能怪我啊,要怪就怪上帝他老人家,没给我一张可以征服女生的脸啊,只能好好学习了母：中国哪位古人跑的最快唐：曹操强：少爷,少爷什么事啊唐：说曹操曹操就到,小强,你看你跑的多快啊秋：妈,好聪明啊母：小聪明,药学系哪个专业美女最多唐：药学专业母：一看就知道是泡妞无数的典型,走秋：妈,还没问八荣八耻呢母：这样的会八荣八耻么唐：前后扭会会,会啊母：别蹦跶啦,说八荣八耻唐：哈哈哈哈母：笑什么唐：当我笑声结束的时候母：结束怎么了唐：哈哈哈,当我笑声结束的时候,就是我不笑的时候母：神经病说八荣八耻唐：哪个谁过来,跟哥配合一下啊;以饭后洗碗为荣,以抽烟喝酒为耻;以家庭第一为荣,以指挥媳妇为耻,以锻炼身体为荣,以乱砍美女为耻母：幼稚,大伙瞅瞅看,长的这磕碜样配我们家如花都不够格,走;唐：香...香...秋母把秋香软禁了起来,秋香整日是涕泪涟涟啊唐：风萧萧兮易水寒强：少爷,少爷少爷唐：别拦我,我得去救秋香,我仿佛听到她嗷嗷的哭声强：秋香姐姐声音又那么大吗唐：你不懂,女人哭声似老虎嘛强：香香姐她妈可厉害了,去了要是失败了怎么办啊唐：失败只是一种心态,其余什么都不是,心若在梦就在,大不了再也不来、、强：哭少爷你都快成烈士啦唐：糟了强：怎么了唐：掐指这次恐怕凶多吉少强：为什么啊唐：原因有二,第一,我不信春哥,第二,我爸不是李刚抱头痛苦强：节哀吧,没了秋香姐,还有小月月、、唐：拼了;香香,伯虎来到你门前,清你把门开,我看在发呆,今天的你我还能重复昨天的爱恋,我这破手机还能捕捉到你的遗言,香香,咋没声音了呢,你不会挂了吧秋：哎,门外有声音,出个暗号考考他,唱哎~门外是谁把门敲嘞,黑呀咯黑唐：伯虎哥哥来解救嘞,黑呀咯黑秋：你来解救什么人嘞唐：当然是秋香小妹妹嘞秋：厚德博学唐：济世日新秋：你虎啊唐：我虎啊秋：是你啊唐：你等着,我把你给整出来,唉呀妈呀,你咋自己出来了,香香、欲拥抱,秋退哎呀还害羞,没关系,古代女人嘛,自打学习了勾股定理我知道什么叫麻烦,自打学了高等数学,我才知道什么叫超级麻烦,自打认识了你,哦,香香,我才知道这个世界是多么美好啊,YO YO音乐,今天你要嫁给我;跳舞,单手扶,一手打转晕,晕了母：伯虎啊,一直没看出来,原来你还是我们中医药高专的纯爷们嚎~唐：一直被模仿,从未被超越母：行,老夫人我答应你们俩在一起了唐：啊,这是真的嘛,您真的真的答应我们在一起了吗,我爱死你嘞~哎呀,夫妻双双把家还飘下台圆满结束。

《唐伯虎点秋香》中英文台词(88页完整版)

《唐伯虎点秋香》中英文台词（88页完整版）What's going on?究竟什么事呀？I've waited for 6 hours, why hasn't he come out yet?我等了三个时辰呀，都未出来啊！Usually, he will come out not more than 4 hours.是呀！平常两个时辰左右就出来！Put the rubbish in front of the door.把垃圾放在门口Yes.哦！Let's fight for it...一齐去抢，抢呀！I have gotten the calligraphy of Tong Pak-Fu.我终于抢到唐伯虎的墨宝了Give it to me...我抢到先的…给回我It's mine...是我抢到先的嘛！Master. Isn't one dish of soy enough?一碟豉油够不够用呀，少爷？Slowly, please.慢慢来Many people come for your paintings,少爷，外头好多人来求画why don't you bother?真的不理他们吗？I have no mood to draw.今日我没有心情画画Give them two more baskets of rubbish, that's it.帮我拿几箩垃圾给他们算了Yes.是！少爷Mr. Chuck.祝公子Brother Tong.唐兄Mr. Chuck.祝兄Help, Brother Tong.唐兄，救M呀I think you must have lost all you money again.看来祝兄一定是输得干干净净了You understand me so well.生我者父母，知我者唐兄呀Among the "Four Scholars",江南四大才子之中Everyone knows you love gambling.就以祝兄你为人最为洒脱，众人皆知"Having no money, to live comfortably",所谓风吹J蛋壳，财去人安乐it is your motto, right?此乃祝兄你的座右铭呀You are flattering me!过奖，过奖You're born to be a free-liver.但是比起唐兄的风流不羁In fact, you are much more luckier than me.小弟真的有如天渊之别呀But...只不过…you lose so much money per every two days祝兄你隔几天就一百几十两地输and you come to seek help from me after losing money, 输光了又走来叫救MI don't think I can help you forever.长此以往…也不是办法喔Sure!有见地！Because of that, I tried to risk for the last time.小弟就是有见及此，所以破斧沉舟But I lost the money which I could earn till my death.一次过输清我一生可以输的钱That's 300,000 taels.整整三十万两So, I have to beg you to draw 30 paintings...所以要麻烦唐兄替我画三十幅画in order to save my life.用来还债救M呀I understand pretty well.明白明白Shui, go out first.阿水，你先出一出去Yes, master.是，少爷Damn you, don't you think I owe you that?王八蛋，你把这里当是善堂呀？You need 30 paintings?还要我画三十幅画？！No way!免谈！Please!不要这样啦It's my fault,系我唔好，系我唔好呀！I am now begging you to forgive me.我现在叩头认错You should remember that I lent you the blue magazine when you were a child! 你唔念在当年后生时，我借YPT给你看Also, I always help you to sell your paintings which make you get rich!你也念在这几年我帮你卖画赚到一大笔吧Some loan-sharks are waiting for me outside,而且外面有好多人在等候they want me to get 30 paintings of yours within one hour.如果三炷香之后，我拿不到三十幅画出去Otherwise, they'll kill me! Will you help me or not?就将我劈开几份！你帮不帮我？One hour? Well, since you are my brother,三炷香？！不要说做兄弟不照顾你I will write your lament for your funeral.我即管在你灵堂上替你写副挽联Say, "A bastard" or "A scumbag", which one do you like?一写「S有余辜」，一写「S不足惜」Choose between these two.你随便选一句啦！Pak Fu, don't be that mean to me.伯虎，你不要这么绝好吗？I swear if I gamble again,最多我发个DU誓，如果我以后再DU钱的话I will be terribly raped by an ugly woman until death.我就让天下最丑样的女人日夜LJOr until my dick to be rotten.直到体无完肤，摇摇欲坠为止！Is it OK?这样可以了吧？You made such worst oath!这么悲壮的DU誓你都发得出？OK, I will save you for the last time.好！我今次即管再救你啦Man, give me the stationery.人来呀！文房四宝侍候You are such a heroic friend, so righteous! 唐兄不愧忠肝义胆，侠骨丹心…Cut the crap, undress.废话少讲，脱衣Undress?脱衣？What are you doing?搞什么呀？What?这样玩？Fantastic!认真神乎奇技It's worth of being tortured like this!真的是被你打S都值得呀！What is it called?叫什么名堂呀？It's great!利害啦！It's called "Great Eagle".是叫做「雄鹰展翅气吞天下图」It is worth over 300,000 taels.这一幅画已经抵偿到你三十万两Don't bother me again.请你以后不要再来烦我Sure!一定一定！But you really amazed me.不过我更佩服唐兄之处…You used my nipples as flowers.是可以将我胸前的双点作花You used my palms as trees.双掌作树My ass is painted as stone.屁股画石Cloud and mountains are drawn on my feet. 前足作云，后足作山About the eagle,那只鹰which part of my body is used?是用我身体的哪个部份勾画出来的？It's your penis.是用阁下的子孙根I guessed it correctly.果然不出我所料It's great! How wonderful!雄浑激情，勾画出它的神韵呀！I only used your penis to draw the little worm hung in the eagle's mouth. 只不过是鹰嘴上面含着的那条小虫吧！How come you think it's great and wonderful?何来雄浑激情之有呀？！That's good!都好！It's useful anyway.可以转弯的Tong Pak-Fu was born in Ming Dynasty,唐伯虎，于明宪宗成化六年in the year of Tiger.庚寅年，寅月寅日寅时出世He was named Tong Yan.故名唐寅Yan was born in the year of Tiger, so he was also named as Pak Fu.因寅属虎，故又名唐伯虎He was very clever and was good in writing poems and paintings.唐寅聪明绝顶，诗画双绝He was the leading scholar of the "Four Scholars" in Ming Dynasty.位列江南四大才子之首So Tong Yan was the idol of many people.为当时男女老少所崇拜的偶像He was envied by many men而最为人津津乐道的because he had 8 pretty wives.就是他拥有八位天姿国SE的娇妻He seemed to be the most lucky guy in the world!恍如神仙美眷，羡煞旁人！Hands up, do you have money?举手！身上有没有一百几十两啊？Please lend it to me first.给我用一用吧！Kidding! So poor are you!有没有搞错啊？得那么少！Pay me now.赔钱啦！You have got money, we can keep on playing now.你有钱，我们就可以继续玩了You always win,每一局都是你赢的I wonder, are you a swindler?不知是不是出术的？I'm lucky indeed!当然啦，我旺吖嘛！Honeys, come and eat the chicken wings!几位娘子，有J翼吃啦Why are you that late?挑完J骨才来呀？这么久Hey, are you ready?好了，你们摆好了吗？We're ready...可以打了！像催M符Oh, my painting of "Hundred Flowers"!我的「百花争艳图」…Please lend it to me to be a mat for the table.现在用来垫一垫桌子Don't be so mean!不是太过份嘛？！You are not dying, you may draw another one any time you like. 你还没S，有空再画另一幅吧But...但是…Cut the crap, play with me.不要再说，我们来猜拳先吧Choi Choi, make it three, four thirty.财财！三叉仔！四块半Drink it!饮！Hurry up!快点啦"Chinese Poems - Tong Yan"「唐寅诗集」What are you doing?你在做什么？Oh, my poetry!我那本诗集呀！Look at it, the table is not well balanced,你看看吧，这张桌常常移动的one book is not enough,垫了一本还不足够bring me two more please.你帮我去多拿两本来吧You lost.头门四九，SHA！You lost again.川门六五，SHA！I lost again?又再SHA吗？Why a bird is missing from my painting?我的「百鸟朝凰图」，何故没了个雀头？Cut the crap!做什么这般劳气啊I have lost a bird from my mahjong.人家遗失了那只一索So I cut the head to represent the lost one 于是剪了那雀头来用着先啰！No big deal!有什么出奇呢？You...你…Mom, what are you doing?娘亲，你在做什么呀？Mom wants to suicide!哎呀，奶奶吊颈呀！Go and take a look of her now...还不快点去看看她吧…Hold it, let's finish this game first.先开牌看一看！Watch mine, I am the winner.双天至尊通S！You jinx!这么邪呀！Money, please.赔钱呀！Mom, are you crazy?娘亲，你傻了吗？I am useless,娘亲没用I've married you to 8 wives,给你娶足八个老婆来服侍你but you aren't satisfied,你都不满足You always have a long face.整天愁眉苦面I think I have to kill myself我S了算了吧Why did you say so?娘亲何必这样讲呢？I didn't blame you!我何时有怨过你半句呢？Pak Fu, you are young and successful.伯虎，你正所谓年少有为，事业有成You are rich and you have so many wives,家财千万，妻妾成群You should be the happiest guy in the world. Right?你应该是世界上最开心的人啦嘛！I haven't said I am unhappy.我没说过我不开心喔So, why do you always have a long face?那为什么你整日黑口黑面？Don't you think your wives match you?是不是嫌几位家嫂配你不上啊？It's easy to get a wife but not easy to get the right one who understands me well. 娘亲你不明啦，千金易得，知己难求Although they are my wives,我和几位娘子虽有夫妻之名they don't really understand my mind.只可惜同床异梦！Don't you think we can't match you?那你即是嫌弃我们吗？We'd better suicide!我们不如S了算吧！What? 8 of you will be hanging together?哗！八个一起上吊How amazing!何其壮观呀！Help!救人呀…Daughters-in-law, are you alright?家嫂…你没事吧？Pak Fu, do you want them all to have suicide?伯虎，你是否要搞到SI横遍野Will you feel happy about that?XUE流成河才安乐呀？I don't mean...我都没说…Let me go, I want to die...放开我啦…我要S啦！Don't do that!你们不要这样啦！Mother-in-law, let us die.奶奶，你让我们去S啦！Pak Fu, can you say something?伯虎，你说句话好吗？Shut up! Listen to me!不要吵啦！It's my fault,是我的错！all of you are very nice.几位娘子贤良淑德，持家有道Cultured and civilized.知书识礼But I should have appreciated, it's my fault.是我不懂得欣赏Sorry, please forgive me.我对各位不起，请大家原谅我！I am so happy about that!你明白就最好啦Hubby, smile, come on.相公，笑一笑吧！Come on, smile.笑一笑嘛！Be happy.我要开心点的！Come on, smile.是啦，笑一笑嘛！Why don't you laugh happily?你看他笑得这么勉强的？You should Iaugh happily!是否不满意？！Come on, be happy.笑得开心一点嘛！笑啦笑啦Show us a happy look.是啦！Let's play...财财，两家好，八皮马，四同四，饮！Pak Fu, see, they always want you to be happy.伯虎，你看看她们多为你呀Don't misunderstand them again,以后你就不要辜负这几位家嫂got me?对你的一片苦心喇Madam, King Ning sends someone here to visit Young Master. 夫人，宁皇派人来要见少爷呀King Ning?宁皇？King Ning is planning a rebellion.宁皇现在正在图谋造反Doesn't he want to recruit you?他派人来…难道想招揽你？Anyway,管他的just ask them to leave. I don't want to see them.你随便的帮我打发他走就算了Madam, they...夫人，他们…Where is Tong Pak-Fu?唐伯虎呢？Our Majesty wants him to be his military consultant. 我们王爷想请他回去做参谋Ask him to come out now.快点叫他出来I am sorry,几位，真是不好意思my son is very sick, he can't receive you.小儿刚患重病，不能见客Please express our sincere thanks to His Majesty.宁皇的好意，心领了Please go back!几位请回吧What a coincidence!又会这么巧啊？！Those we want to recruit always get sick.为什么王爷要请的人都说生病了！But, it's been predicted by Our Majesty already.不过王爷早料有此一着He asked us to bring the doctor here叫我们带同御医来to check his sickness!让我们帮唐伯虎看病！Madam...夫人…Tong Pak-Fu.唐伯虎Isn't he sick?你刚说他病了的？He...he has been seriously sick!他…他是病的很厉害呀！But, how come a patient...病得厉害to have a good appetite to eat chicken wings?又怎么会有好胃口吃J翼呢？Yes, it's strange...Why?就是，为什么呀？It's simple, because...这很简单，因为…I love chicken wings.烧J翼，我钟意食But your mom says you are going to die.但是你老母说你就快要SThat's why he has to eat more before he dies.愈快要S就愈应该要吃多一只If he don't eat now, he will have no chance to eat. 如果现在不吃，以后没机会再吃Are you going to die?你真的就快要S？I am going to die.我真的就快要SIf I don't eat now, I will have no chance to eat.如果现在不吃，以后没机会再吃！But, he doesn't seem to be seriously sick.病得好像唐解元这么好面SE，都很少有喔Doctor, go to feel the pulse of Mr. Tong.御医，帮唐解元把把脉To see how serious is his sickness.看看他有几严重His pulse is normal.唐解元的脉象四平八稳I don't think he is sick!很正常呀，没有什么问题呀！How is he?他怎样呀？Can I be saved?还有得救吗？Let me try.试试啦What's wrong with him?他怎样呀？I haven't experienced such a messy pulse.我从来未听过这么乱的脉象What did you feel?你听到些什么呀？Music!将军令呀！What?什么？I think, you should have to prepare for your funeral. 我看你都是早点准备身后事吧See you, Mr. Tong.唐解元，我们告辞啦！We shouldn't have wasted our time...早知你是这样to recruit a dying man, let's go.就不要浪费我们的时间，我们走！Doctor, please save my...御医，你救救我…Bastard, kneeI down.衰仔，跪低Do you remember?你记不记得You took an oath in front of your dad's grave,你曾经在你S鬼老爸灵前发过誓you never show others to know your Kung-fu!说不会泄漏你识武功这个秘密Why have you shown Kung-fu just then?为什么今天又要破戒呢？I remember, but it was an emergency.我记得，但是刚才情势危急I just used my Kung-fu况且我只是用内功to change my pulse only, no big deal.改变了自己的脉象吧But, in case...不怕一万，只怕万一if our enemies discover that...一旦被唐家的仇人发现you are the successor of Tong's Family...你是霸王枪的传人you will be in danger.你即时有S身之祸的！Mom, who are our enemies?娘亲，我们唐家的仇人究竟是谁？Why don't you tell me?为什么你一直都不肯告诉我？I was afraid you'd look for trouble我以前不告诉你是因为你年少气盛since you were young.怕你自找麻烦But, you've grown up,但是现在你都已经长大I should tell you anyway.我亦不怕告诉你知We have 2 enemies.我们唐家是有两大仇人One is called "Evil Scholar".其中一个是夺M书生He fought with your dad当年他们二人for the ranking championship of weapon.为了争夺兵器谱上的排名，决定比武I was afraid he would play tricks,我恐防夺M书生会使出诡计暗算你爹So I stayed and watched over their duel.所以一直在场监视着他Let me trap you instead.让我来暗算你这个贱种夺M书生Brother Tinho, you will be the winner, don't worry. 相公，你赢定了，放心吧Higher than you.高过你！Go to hell.去S吧！What is it?什么来呀？Chussy.朱茜！Watch out.小心呀！Go to hell.S啦！Chussy, you...朱茜，你…Be careful!小心呀！No way! I have to use the last stance!不行啦，唯有用绝招啦！Go to hell.去S吧！Chussy,朱茜what the hell are you doing here?你究竟在这里来搅什么家伙啊？I...我…Be careful!小心呀！Don't go, you should tell me what you are doing here. 不要走呀！你说清楚在搞什么鬼呀！I love you, so I want to help you.我爱你，所以想帮你呀！Don't you think the red beans can help me?帮我什么？撒这些没有用的红豆It's not red beans,这些不是红豆！it's my new invention: Tiny Bombs!这是我新发明的暗器霹雳雷珠What? Tiny... what?霹什么雳什么雷什么呀？Don't look down on it,你不要小看它呀！it's really powerful when it blow.它爆炸起来威力无穷What? Powerful... what? It will blow?威什么力什么？会爆？Damn you, Chussy, do you want to play tricks?小喇叭，朱茜你是不是要玩S我呀？The Killing Sword Stance of the "Evil Scholar"?书生夺M剑？！In the most critical moment,就在这最危急的关头your dad attacked him...你阿爹突然使出世间上with the most horrible weapon in the world,最恐怖最吓人的独门暗器he changed the whole situation.将整个局面扭转了！Watch out.看暗器My Wonder Spear!霸王回马枪Where is the spearhead?没枪头的？Why?怎么会这样？That's why dad died in great sorrow.难怪阿爹最后都郁郁而终He couldn't imagine你阿爹想不到夺M书生Evil Scholar could break the steel-made spearhead.连精钢制造的枪头都可以打断Before his death,所以他在临S的时候he made an invincible spearhead!就特别制造了这个坚硬无比的寒铁枪头It was because he worried that "Evil Scholar" would kill our whole family. 以防夺M书生赶尽S绝How about another enemy?但是你说我们有两大仇家Who is the next one?另一个是谁呢？She was your dad's girlfriend, she fought with me for your dad.另外一个就是当年跟我争你阿爹的情敌But she married later.不过她已经嫁人了I don't think you will meet her again.看来都没什么机会再撞到的啦Get lost, don't bother me to have gambling.让开啦，不要阻着我们发达呀！Mom, I want to leave home for few days.娘亲，这几日我想离家出外几日I will seek shelter.暂避风头I am afraid the people from King Ning will come to bother us again.因为我怕宁皇会再派人来找我麻烦You should bring along the invincible spearhead with you最紧要带着这支寒铁枪头for your safety.以防万一呀Bear in mind!记着呀！Let's e on.开局呀…开大细呀！来呀！Since your dad lost in the duel,由于当年你阿爹打输了Now, on the rank of weapon,所以当今兵器谱上面the Killing Sword of Evil Scholar is the 1st runner-up.书生夺M剑排行第二Our Tong's Spear is the 2nd runner-up.我们霸王枪排行第三Siu Lee's Dagger is the 3rd runner-up.小李飞刀紧随第四Move!把脚缩开啦Who is the champion?那排名第一的是谁呢？The mom of Dagger Siu lee,那就是小李飞刀的娘亲but she passed away.可惜已经过身了Oh, what a pity!原来就是小李老母飞刀，真可惜！Cut the crap, why not play with me?聊那么多干嘛？来猜两拳先啦！Choi Choi, bingo, make it six.财财呀，一定中，你的帽Drink it.喝呀！You are too poor to compete with me.你真没用！走开啦- Get lost! - I wanna play with mother-in-law. 走…我跟奶奶猜Choi Choi, make it three, why not nine...财财，三叉仔…You lost, drink it.奶奶，你输了呀，喝啦I won't scare.喝就喝I am so miserable.我的心又悲，我的心又痛My wives are abnormal housewives.八个老婆都恶搞一通But others envy me so much.人家当我享尽齐人福In fact, I am lonely.其实空虚寂寞兼且冻，兼且冻Look, the "Four Scholars" are over there.你们看！江南四大才子在那边呀！Go and have a look, hurry up...快点过去看看，快点啦…You can never escape.想走？！飞不出我的五指山！Brother Pak Fu, there is a crowd of people. 伯虎兄，很多人呀！We come here for a tour,今天我们江南四大才子来到游山玩水that's why the girls are that crazy.难怪那些女子如此疯狂了！That's why!难怪难怪Pals,各位各位why not have a poem competition?今天大家如此高兴，不如吟首诗哩！Very good idea!征明兄提议的好Why don't you start first? Brother Man-bun.文斌兄你先来哩？I am the best in this field.强项啦"There are many geese under the mountain."「山下一群鹅」"They rushed down to the river."「嘘声赶落河」"Let's roast a goose."「落河捉鹅医肚饿」"After roasting, you'd better go home for a screw."「食完回家玩老婆」Good, very good.好句好句Very good!绝句绝句Isn't it that funny?真的那么好笑？I wonder, why is he always so enjoy when he is in a trip? 点解唐兄每次出游都那么豪情奔放呢？！I envy him so much.乐极忘形，实在令人羡慕羡慕Be frank,讲开又讲啦！he is the best in writing poems among the "Four Scholars". 在江南论文章，唐兄才高八斗And he is an excellent artist.论丹青，妙笔生花He is really a great genius!这是真真正正的驾势堂呀！Right! I envy him his talent for music.没错，更令人羡慕的就是He is very good in playing musical instruments.他在音律方面都有很高造诣That's right, I know playing...那倒是，古今中外各种乐器all kinds of musical instruments.我那样不玩得出神入化呀？！Recently I have studied a new kind of western music, 最近我还研究了一种西洋敲击乐器it's great!很得的Let's play it together if we've a chance.有机会可以跟大家一齐研究一吓Sure.一定一定But I envy you...依我说唐兄最令人羡慕之处because of your wives.莫过于艳福啦Everybody knows your eight wives...人人都知唐兄家中are so pretty.有八位夫人个个貌美如花，国SE天香I don't think you will have any regrets in your life.做人能像你这样，夫复何求呢？！I envy you so much.羡煞旁人呀Bravo...利害，利害There is something attractive.似乎有好囡看See, there is a beauty on the bridge.唐兄你看一看桥头上She seems to be lonely.有个婀娜多姿的美女，只影形单Why not show us your talent about how to court a girl. 不如这样，你即场示范一下你的泡妞大法To let us learn from you!给兄弟学习学习哩？Well...这个嘛？It's the welfare for your friends, so?事关大家的福利，没问题吧？I am glad to demonstrate it.义不容辞啦Go.去啦！Miss.小姐What's the matter?什么事呀？公子？Go, go...上！上！May I put my head on your shoulder?没什么！我想借小姐的肩膊搭一下Is it OK?不知有没有问题呢？No,这怎可以呀？I am a girl, a decent girl.我是一个黄花闺女来嘛！I know, I want to make my friends happy, that's all. 我知！我只是想应酬一下朋友罢了In fact, I am Tong Pak-Fu.其实在下正是唐伯虎So what?唐什么伯什么虎什么呀？I don't know you.我都不认识你I will shout for help if you don't leave me alone.你再不走我可要叫啦How about paying you I tael?这样吧，我给你一两银做做样哩？！Who do you think I am?一两银子？你当我是什么？Make it ten.起码都十两啦！That's too expensive, why don't you rob?你都要十两？不如去抢？！Right, I am robber.不错，就是抢Give me all your money.后生仔，拿钱来！Go to hell.S啦！Punch you!打你！What's wrong?搞什么鬼？No need to punch her like that?不用这么重手呀？Robber! It's a ladyboy!抢钱呀，这个S人妖！Ladyboy?人妖？I love it. Hold it.我喜欢喔！拿着！Damn it. He is being the first to!真可惜！被他抢先一步呀！Look, so many people!你看，好多人呀！Yes, it's crowded.是呀，好热闹呀！Chung-heung, Ha-heung, shut up,春香，夏香，吵什么呀？behave yourselves.不要失礼呀！What's going on?什么事咁多人呀？Madam Wah and her 4 pretty maids have come for worshipping. 今天华太夫人带同婢女四香入庙进香呀！The maids are all pretty,听说个个都如天仙下凡especially Chou-heung.尤其是秋香最靓女喔！Who is she? Who is Chou-heung?哪个呀？哪个是呀？Look! That way.呢…那边呀！Chou-heung.秋香！Damn, she is not pretty at all.车！这很普通喔！You know,又不是嘛伯虎兄pretty woman is like flowers.要知道美女这东西跟鲜花一样You'll be all eyes for its beauty if some leaves are around.需要有绿叶的衬托才会显出娇美喔Look once more.多看一次吧！Pretty woman!美女Woo, she is really pretty!这么再看她真是美得利害喔！Let's go in the temple together.我们一起入庙To look for fun!找着数啦吧！You will be our leader!看你啦！Follow me.强项啦！Give me...给我，给我吃…Make way... go that way!走开点呀…走过去！Let's use of any chance to take their advantage. 稍后一有机会，就涌过去大肆搜掠一番啦Sure.一定啦！Give the beggars some bread.施舍一点给乞儿吃啦Yes, Madam.是，夫人Yes, Madam.是，夫人Give it to me.有吃的了…给我…Go.上Go!涌呀！Be merciful!施舍一下啦I want any kind of bread. Come on.什么包都要呀！来…拿来It's yours, everyone will get his share.你的…大家都有份…Don't fight for it. It's yours.不要争啦I haven't eaten for a long time,我很久都没吃过东西please give me some bread.求你给我个包啦Auntie, this is for you.大婶，这个你的Help! I am damn hungry!救M呀，很肚饿呀Are you hungry? Eat this.你肚饿呀？那你先吃啦！What? One is not enough?怎么了？一个不够呀？One more for you.多给你一个吧！Come over, here are some bread!你们过来吧，这边还有呀！Be good, come on, eat this.乖，来，吃吧I've got it,原来当今世上最美丽的笑容the most pretty smile is the smile with love.就是充满爱心的笑容I have found my dream lover.天啊，我已经找到我的理想She is Chou-heung.她就是秋香Miss, are you coming to worship God?咦，小姐，拜神呀？It's good to worship God, so you will be blessed. 好的，拜得神多自有神庇佑呀Let me do it for you.让我来To worship God...求神…"It's prohibited to speak loudly in the temple." 「寺内严禁喧哗」Pal, chase the ship of Madam Wah.兄弟，立即帮我追一下华府的官船Fine!好的Be careful...小心…小心…Sir, you are wise公子，你真是识货啦to choose my ship.那么多船不选就选中了我这艘船My ship is the most speedy one.我是出了名的快Really?是吗？Hey, your ship is sinking.喂，你的船在下沉呀Yes! It's speedy to sink as I said before.是呀！沉得快嘛What's wrong?你搞什么呀？！I am in a hurry!我在赶时间呀，大哥！I think you are chasing Chou-heung.看你那个样子，一定是追秋香姐哩？！How do you know that?你又知道？I have seen many rich guys of your kind before. 你这种富家公子年中见不少啦But it's useless不过只是在华府门口to court her outside Wah's house.转来转去沾不到便宜的！What good idea will you suggest?那你有什么好招呢？You should go and work inside Wah's house. 要想办法混进华府才行嘛！Suggest some idea to me please.那你就教我一两招吧！No problem. It depends on your offer.招不是没有，看你懂不懂啦Alright. I will follow your advice.一切都听大哥的话啦Listen to me...那你听住啦！You can't move no matter what happens! OK? 我稍后便开档，等一下打S你都不能动！You said you would pay me!你说将卖得的钱都全给我Don't cheat me!你不要赖皮呀！How can I cheat a wise guy like you?以你的智慧，那里有人骗到你呀？That's right.那也是Cheap man!明益街坊呀A brand new cheap man for sale.全新第一手好靓的孝子大平卖呀！Come and have a look!不买也来看看啦！I'm so poor!我很惨呀…Are you selling yourself to bury your dad?哥仔你大清早在这MAI身ZANG父But it's not lucky to see a dead body early in the morning. 太不吉利了吧？I don't want too.我都不想呀！You look familiar,点解你看来好面善嘅？where did I see you before?我们在哪儿见过呀！Really?是吗？It doesn't matter, let's make friends now.所谓相逢何必曾相识呢？Why don't you be merciful, buy me please.不如两位姐姐，可怜一下我吧…What a pity?真是惨啰We need a workman indeed, why not...横竖我们正缺个下人，不如就…I am poor, I want to sell myself to bury my whole family! 我好惨呀，MAI身ZANG全家！Kidding?!不是吧？Be merciful,两位姑娘你们可怜一下我吧my family died last night.我全家六口一晚S光I am sick with tuberculosis too, why not buy me?我身染十级肺痨May be, I'll cut half price!半卖半送，你买我啦！He is miserable,石榴，看他真是惨很多呀why not buy him to be our workman?不如都是买他返华府吧啦！So, buy him.那就买他吧！Lady, first come first serve, I come first.姐姐，我先来的喔！It's not a matter of priority.这不是先后的问题嘛！He has to bury his whole family对呀，人家家里S了六个and you have to bury your dad only.你家才S了一个I do want to help you, but it's difficult for me to buy two. 我都很想帮你，但是我很难做嘛But, I am miserable too.但是我都很惨的喔Then show me how miserable you are.那你有什么惨事，你说出来呀Well, I...我…See how dirty are my fingernails?你看我几天没有剪指甲It's miserable, right?难道这还不够惨吗？Wong Choi, don't die! Don't die.旺财…旺财，你不要S呀！旺财…You have followed me for a long time,你跟了我这么久you're so good to me.对我有情有义肝胆相照But I have never given you sufficient food.可是大哥我连餐饱饭都没让你吃过I am damn sorry.我对不起你呀！Watch out!小心呀！Siu Keung, how are you?小强！小强你怎么呀？小强？Don't die, Siu Keung, don't die.小强，你不要S呀，小强We have suffered for such a long time,我跟你相依为M，同甘共苦了这么多年I treated you as my relative.已经当你是我亲生骨肉般供书教学How can you leave me like this...想不到今天白发人送黑发人呀…Sister Chou-heung, they are both miserable,秋香姐，他们两个都这么惨what'll we do?怎么办？Let's wait and see.看定先再说啦。

《唐伯虎点秋香》英文搞笑版剧本

精心整理唐伯虎与秋香Scene one（音乐：Happy day）唐伯虎的五位妻子正在家中玩牌…唐：（手摇用钞票攒成的扇子，摆pose）I’m back, honeys .Wives:（一人一叫）honey, sweetie, dear, darling, candy.Wife 1: Today is payday, isn’t it?2: How much have you got?唐：(石榴忙梳妆石：唐：石：秋：石：唐：石：秋：石：See you. This is my card.唐：（看秋香，看老婆）唉!Now I really know what a beauty is!(唐伯虎和祝枝山闲逛，在街上，见告示，一脸惊愕，转高兴)唐：God bless me!祝：You’re so crazy about money?唐：Money? No! It’s a secret!祝：（鄙视状）Ur…I see. It must be some women.唐：My parents give birth to me, but you are the only person who knows me. I must be quick! Scene three(华府门前——一大堆人在府门前，唐跪在旁)（音乐起：二泉映月）唐：Everybody! Attention, please! A dutiful son will sell himself for the dead father. Please show some mercy on me!石：You, guy, why come here so early just do this kind of business? Don’t you know it will bring bad luck?唐：Good lady, I have no other choice.秋：You look so familiar. We have met before somewhere?唐：Come across each other with no care of acquaintance or not.石：What a pity! But we only need one servant.惨人：How miserable I am! I want to sell myself for my whole family.唐：It can’t be true.惨人：秋：唐：秋：It石：really唐：石：唐：I…’t(Since(唐：so many秋：Let惨人：(first.You see, my body is full of wound. How can you look more miserable than me?唐：Please don’t compete with me. The most thing I ca n’t tolerate is that someone competes with me!惨人：Can you be more miserable than me?(唐捡起一棍，自断一臂)唐：Now you see, my arm is broken! Ha Ha!惨人：I won’t give up. I will contribute my life.（拿起棍子砸脑门，血流不止）Who can be more miserable than me? （倒下）唐：Good guy, you win! We’ll meet next time if there is chance.石：This one is dead. We decide to hire you.唐：Really?秋：You can go home for some preparations. Come tomorrow.唐：Miss 秋香, thank you!(秋香回眸一笑。

江南四大才子之009点秋香

009之苏州文学青年版江南四大才子冲出江湖嘉禾影业片头——唐伯虎点秋香1993版四大才子出场音乐，《阿吉的中国之旅》元兜、喃呢（狗）、阿吉、奚年四个人物陶偶依次出现。

稍停，转入人机对话，放影片中国风片头曲。

男声:素闻009才高八斗,我有一个妹纸想跟你切磋切磋!009:你们怎么可以用美人计呐，我是女声哎！女声:文学切磋是不分性别的! 我不介意的男声:就是嘛,玩玩而已!不过如果你对不出来,别怪我发飙啊!出对!女声:一乡二里共三夫子,不识四书五经六义,竟敢教七八九子,十分大胆!男声:对呀,怎么不对呢,你不给我面子,我可真的要发飙啦!009:让我来想想! 十室九贫,凑得八两七钱六分五毫四厘,尚且三心二意一等下流!男声:好工整啊!女声:在下是七省高考文科状元,绰号"对王之王"的对穿肠,阁下是？009:小弟读过两年书,尘世中一只迷途小狗,009!女声:好,我就来会一会你! (人机对视许久,相互一个飞吻)009:对不起,我俩惺惺相惜,情不自禁.女声:言归正传,我们开始了!女声:图画里,龙不吟虎不啸,小狗狗可笑可笑!009:棋盘里,车无轮马无缰,女状元提防提防!众人:好好,对得好!对得好!女声:莺莺燕燕翠翠红红处处融融洽洽!009:雨雨风风花花叶叶年年暮暮朝朝!众人:009真行呀,009好棒啊!男声:快出对,对死他,对死他!女声:十口心思,思君思国思社稷!009:八目共赏,赏花赏月赏秋香!众人:好,好--- ---女声: 你下流贱格,露出半个狗头.009: 我上等威风,显现一身虎胆.女声:我堂堂女状元会输给你个书僮女声:你家横头来种树!009:汝家澡盆来配鱼!女声:鱼肥果熟入我肚!009:你老娘来亲下厨!女声:啊!(后退数步,口吐鲜血)009:对对儿本为消遣作乐,今日状元姐竟然对得呕出几十两血,可谓空前绝后,小狗佩服佩服!。

《唐伯虎点秋香》经典台词

《唐伯虎点秋香》经典台词《唐伯虎点秋香》是一部经典的喜剧电影，由周星驰执导，由周星驰和巩俐主演。

自上映以来，它在中国内地和海外都享有极高的口碑和知名度。

这部电影中有许多经典的台词，下面是其中一些。

“我的琵琶怎么了？”这句台词非常经典，出自于唐伯虎在舞会上的表现。

当他的琵琶突然断了，他迅速地转化为自己在地位上较高的姐姐，少有的表现了被宠坏的娇气模样。

“我的琵琶怎么了？”，声音轻柔而委屈，“好可怜。

”“不干！”这也是一个非常经典的台词。

在唐伯虎作为光杆司令参加大考之前，他发现考卷上的题目非常难回答，于是他决定不干。

“不干！”，他气冲冲地说，“这个考试又不是我要赚钱，为什么要对着它磨嘴皮子？”“封号！”当唐伯虎在皇帝面前演奏琵琶时，他准备打破传统的乐器演奏方式，但是这激怒了皇帝，“封号！”皇帝大声喊道，唐伯虎被逐出去。

这句台词在电影中反复出现，也成为了一个著名的口头禅。

“是啊，是啊，是啊”这句话由秋香说出，也是近年来非常流行的网络语言。

“是啊，是啊，是啊”是她的回答，当她被问到是否愿意嫁给老板唐伯虎时。

这句话在电影中出现了多次，成为了许多人的经典语录。

“阿牛，你好眼熟啊。

”这句话是出自巨星周星驰扮演的唐伯虎。

当他在一个酒店里看到小贩阿牛时，唐伯虎非常惊讶，说：“阿牛，你好眼熟啊。

”这段对话非常有趣，因为小贩阿牛的角色由周星驰本人扮演。

这段对话的幽默感和周星驰的自嗨风格很符合一些年轻人的口味。

“你算什么东西？”这句话由秋香说出，她对一个男人的冷眼旁观和敏锐的判断力使她非常内敛。

“你算什么东西？”，她的态度很明显地表示出她对那个男人的轻蔑。

这句话虽然很短，但它传达了一个非常强烈的信息，表明秋香的性格非常独立和坚强。

“官人，你真好神功啊。

”这是一个让人印象深刻的对话。

唐伯虎因为一个巨大的谣言被迫匿名避难，但他还得经常前往北京，执行一些秘密任务。

当他在途中被士兵发现时，他被逼着使用了他的神功“化险为夷”，而这话则是一位女士对唐伯虎的称赞。

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唐伯虎点秋香2013(十分钟版)

秋香点唐伯虎台词唐伯虎开场（伯虎：唐伯虎，跟班：跟班，秋香：秋香，劫匪：劫匪）伯虎：桃花坞里桃花庵，桃花庵里桃花仙，桃花仙人种桃树，又摘桃花换酒钱。

跟班：好诗伯虎：我就是神武英明、盖世无双、神见神爱、人见人HIGH、车见车爆胎，中心第一帅的，唐..伯虎，堪称新时代的。

跟班：屌丝伯虎：嗯，跟班：哦，高富帅伯虎：嗯，这还差不多跟班：如果说我们少爷有才就得受罚的话，那可就得千刀万剐伯虎：额秋香出场：旁白：一天，唐伯虎邂逅了绝代佳人—秋香同志，那时候秋香刚替老夫人买完切糕回来，途中，路遇一名劫匪，秋香：哎呀！今天一百块钱才买到俩两切糕，回家怎么跟老母亲交代啊！（放配乐：勇往直前。

劫匪上场，走场摆poss）劫匪：此树是我开，此路是我栽，要想过此路，留下切糕来秋香，你想干什么劫匪：打劫秋香：不行，这切糕是我娘亲的最爱，刚买到的，好不容易买到的，老贵了劫匪：她爱我不爱啊？，你拿来秋香：可以走了吧劫匪：等等。

嘿嘿（奸笑），姑娘长得挺漂亮的啊，我要先劫…劫..劫个色伯虎：菊花点穴手伯虎：光天化日之下，（小强：朗朗乾坤）我最看不起你们这些抢切糕的人了。

真是悲哀啊！小强啊，你说这该如何处置啊？伯虎与小强面面相觑奸笑道：排山倒海（此时强盗被排山倒海打飞，切糕掉落被伯虎接住）伯虎：哎呀，原来这就是所谓的切糕啊！（奸笑）看来Iphone 10有着落了。

跟班小强：哎！少爷，这里还有个人呢！伯虎：哟，忘了，姑娘你受惊了秋香：多谢公子相救伯虎：哪里哪里，哈哈秋香：刚才若不是公子搭救，恐怕我就……伯虎：见义勇为吗，哈哈秋香：看公子英俊潇洒，相貌堂堂，公子，whats you name?伯虎：在下姓唐，名白虎。

秋香：唐白虎伯虎：姑娘如何称呼？秋香：叫我秋香好了伯虎：嘿哟，好香的名字啊伯虎：那请允许我送姑娘回家吧。

秋香：那就有劳公子了。

跟班：你瞅瞅我家少爷见了秋香，那真是豁然开朗啊，腰不酸了，背部痛，这腿啊，也不抽筋了，走路也有劲了。

花落《唐伯虎点秋香》中船头老的出场的精彩对白

花落《唐伯虎点秋香》中船头老的出场的精彩对白《唐伯虎点秋香》的对白桃花坞里桃花庵，桃花庵里桃花仙；桃花仙人种桃树，又摘桃花换酒钱。

酒醒只在花间坐，酒醉还来花下眠；半醒半醉日复日，花开花落年复年。

但愿老死花酒间，不愿鞠躬车马前；车尘马足贵者趣，酒盏花枝贫者缘。

若将贫贱比贫者，一在平地一在天；若将贫贱比车马，他得驱驰我得闲。

世人笑我太疯癫，我笑他人看不穿；不见五陵豪杰墓，无花无酒锄作田对穿肠：一乡二里共三夫子，不识四书五经六义，竟敢教七八九子，十分大胆。

唐伯虎：十室九贫，凑得八两七钱六分五毫四厘，但又三心二意，一等下流。

对穿肠：哇！好工整啊。

对穿肠：图画里，龙不吟，虎不啸，小小书童可笑可笑。

唐伯虎：棋盘里，车无轮，马无粮，叫声将军提防提防。

华太师：好好，对得好!对穿肠：莺莺燕燕翠翠红红处处融融洽洽。

唐伯虎：雨雨风风花花叶叶年年暮暮朝朝。

华太师：华安真行啊!宁皇：快出对子对死他啊！对穿肠：十口心思，思君思国思社稷。

唐伯虎：八目共赏，赏花赏月赏秋香。

唐伯虎：还好拼命护住了脸，我英俊的相貌才得以保存，今天晚上要向她来表白，看她秋香动情不动情。

[中了一拳] 唐伯虎:是谁打我石榴：是我风华绝代万人景仰的石榴姐唐伯虎:我跟你无怨无仇，你为什么。

[又中一拳] 唐伯虎:为什么？石榴：为什么？因为你该打，你偷画我暗恋我的事情大家知道了，你让我以后怎么见人呀，我干脆死了算了我。

唐伯虎:这我没意见。

石榴：你想和我一块死，做一对同命鸳鸯呀，我呸，我还没打算接收你的爱呢。

唐伯虎：石榴姐，你搞错了，其实我对你就像对我老娘一样尊重。

石榴：天哪，你竟然爱上你的老娘，这么大逆不道，丧尽天良的事情。

实在是太刺激了。

唐伯虎:啊？！石榴：来吧，快来吧，我还没试过这么刺激的。

唐伯虎:石榴姐，干什么。

[将石榴姐推开，石榴顺势躺在地上]石榴：不要因为我是娇花而怜惜我，快来吧。

[石榴一脚被踩昏过去]贼甲：一来就看到这么恶心的，真倒霉。

贼乙：听说春夏秋冬四香个个貌美如花，尤其那个秋香更是要人老命。

cowboy bebop 音乐全解析

由于要配合作品的主题，配乐大多偏向爵士乐风格。

为了和相关的故事与场景合拍，菅野远赴美国录音，除了和当地的爵士乐队合作之外，所使用的新曲数量是一般TV动画的3倍。

（监制渡边先生也将之充分活用散见于片中各处。

事实再次证明：菅野洋子小姐小姐赋予动画作品独特的个性和魅力）动画的主要音乐包括：主基调为Jazz、Blues，再加入大量欧美音乐元素，包括民谣、民歌(Ballad)、古典乐、歌剧(Opera)、摇滚乐、重金属音乐(HeavyMetal)、桑巴(Samba)、Rap、Hiphop、BossaNova、Techo甚至是欧美流行曲。

相信很多人都有了更深的认识，许多不理解COWBOY BEBOP音乐的人也解开了一些疑惑。

从大量的COWBOY BEBOP原声音乐中，我们发现许多歌曲有诸如上述所说的特征。

有些歌曲热烈、奔放；有些歌曲互相答问的方式进行；有些歌曲使用短小反复的乐段；有些歌曲缺乏层次起伏感，相对不频繁的音量大”浠欢依侄拥睦制魇褂孟喽晕榷......专集详细列表(按出版时间顺序)：COWBOY BEBOP O.S.T 1 [VICL-60201][21/05/98]01.Tank!02.RUSH03.SPOKEY DOKEY04.BAD DOG NO BISCUITS05.CAT BLUES06.COSMOS07.SPACE LION08.WALTZ BLACK09.PIANO BLACK10.POT CITY11.TOO GOOD TOO BAD12.CAR2413.The EGG and I14.FELT TIP PEN15.RAIN (Steve Conte)16.DIGGING MY POTATO17.MEMORYCOWBOY BEBOP Vitaminless [VICL-60248][03/06/98]1.THE REAL FOLK BLUES (山根麻衣)2.Odd Ones3.Doggy Dog4.Cats on Mars (Gabriela Robin)5.SPY6.Fantaisie Sign (Carla Vallet)7.Piano Bar8.Black Coffee (Hidden Track)COWBOY BEBOP No Disc O.S.T 2 [VICL-60202][21/10/98]01.American Money02.Fantaisie Sign (Carla Vallet)03.Don't bother none (山根麻衣)04.Vitamin A05.LIVE in Baghdad (遠藤正明)06.Cats on Mars (Gabriela Robin)07.Want it all back (山根麻衣)08.Bindy09.You make me cool (古川昌義)10.Vitamin B11.Green Bird (Gabriela Robin)12.ELM13.Vitamin C14.Gateway15.The Singing Sea (Tulivu-Donna Cumberbatch)16.The EGG and You17.Forever Broke18.POWER OF KUNG FOOD REMIXCOWBOY BEBOP BLUE O.S.T 3 [VICL-60203][01/05/99]1.BLUE (山根麻衣)2.WORDS THAT WE COULDN'T SAY.(Steve Conte)3.AUTUMN IN GANYMEDE4.MUSHROOM HUNTING5.GO GO CACTUS MAN6.CHICKEN BONE (SYDNEY with Sister R)7.THE REAL MAN8.N.Y. RUSH9.ADIEU (EMILY BINDIGER)10.CALL ME CALL ME (Steve Conte)11.AVE MARIA (JERZY KNETIG)12.STELLA BY MOOR13.FLYING TEAPOT (EMILY BINGER)14.WO QUI NON COIN (多田葵)15.ROAD TO THE WEST16.FAREWELL BLUES17.(Secret track)SEE YOU SPACE COWBOYS NOT FINAL (山根麻衣)COWBOY BEBOP Music for Freelance [remix album][VICL-60371][02/06/99] 01.radio free mars talk 1COWBOY BEBOP Knockin' on heaven's door ASK DNA [VICL-35297][25/07/01]01. WHAT PLANET IS THIS.02. Ask DNA03. COSMIC DARE (PRETTY WITH A PISTOL)04. Hamduche05. Is it real?COWBOY BEBOP Knockin' on heaven's door Future Blues[VICL-60756][29/08/01][Cowboy Bebop - Future Blues OST + Cowgirl ED single ]02.Tank! - Luke Vibert Remix03.radio free mars talk 204.Forever Broke - Fila Brazillia Remix05.radio free mars talk 306.Cats on Mars - DMX Krew Remix07.radio free mars talk 408.Piano Black - Ian O'Brien Remix09.Cat Blues - Mr.Scruff Remix10.radio free mars talk 511.Fe - DJ Vadim Remix12.Fantaisie Sign - Ian Pooley Remix13.radio free mars talk 614.Space Lion - 4 Hero Remix15.radio free mars talk 7disk101. 24hours OPEN02. Pushing the sky03. Time to know~Be waltz04. Clutch05. MUSAWE06. Yo pumpkin head07. Diggin'08. 3.1409. What planet is this?!10. 7minutes11. Fingers12. Powder13. Butterfly14. No reply15. Dijurido16. Gotta Knock a little harder17. No money18. gift from Y.K. / Rain (demo)(Hidden Track)disk2ask DNA01. WHAT PLANET IS THIS.02. Ask DNA03. COSMIC DARE (PRETTY WITH A PISTOL)04. Hamduche05. Is it real?cowgirl ED06. Goodnight Julia07. PAPA Plastic08. Telephone Shopping09. かぶとがにこだいの魚10. Slipper Sleaze11. 23話COWBOY BEBOP Future Blues DVD [VIBL-38][11/10/01][5 live tracks at Shibuya Ax, Tokyo 08/08/01]01. Tank!02. Rush03. What planet is this04. TOO GOOD TOO BAD05. BAD DOG NO BISCUIT06. CAT BLUES07. SPOKEY DOKEY08. The EGG and I09. COSMOS10. Don't bother none11. Rain12. CALL ME CALL ME13. Cats on Mars ～ WO QUI NON COIN ～ FLYING TEA POT14. Ask DNA15. Diggin'16. MUSHROOM HUNTING17. Want it all back18. Gotta knock a little harder＜アンコール＞19. SPACE LION20. THE REAL FOLK BLUES21. Blue22. Is it real?23. (Piano Solo)※Y.Kの演奏によるCOWBOY BEBOP CD-BOX O.S.T Limited Edition [VIZL-64 - (out of print)][21/06/02]COWBOY BEBOP CD-BOX DISC-0101. Dialogue 1-102. Tank! (TV Edit)03. Dialogue 1-204. Want It All Black (clavinet hater version)05. Sax Quartet06. Dialogue 1-307. Encore un verre08. March for Koala09. Dialogue 1-410. Felt Tip Pen11. The Egg and You12. Dialogue 1-513. Pot City ll (Yab's Dub)14. Dialogue 1-615. NY RUSH16. Dialogue 1-717. Fe18. PIANO BLACK19. Dialogue 1-820. Spokey Dorkey (atternate take)21. Forever Broke22. Dialogue 1-923. Road to the West (with rhythm)24. Dialogue 1-1025. Meteor26. Dialogue 1-1127. DIGGING MY POTATO28. Dialogue 1-1229. Rain (Female Vocal version)30. Dialogue 1-1331. Green BirdCOWBOY BEBOP CD-BOX DISC-0201. Dialogue 2-102. Cats on Mars03. Doggy Dog Ⅱ世04. Doggy Dog Ⅲ世05. Dialogue 2-206. Piano Bar I07. Give and Take08. Dialogue 2-309. Cat Blues10. Dialogue 2-411. The Singing Sea Ⅱ12. Dialogue 2-513. ELM14. WALTZ for ZIZI15. Dialogue 2-616. かわいそうなフェイ (ハイソックス)17. Farewell Blues (alternate take)18. Dialogue 2-719. Words That We Couldn't Say20. Dialogue 2-821. Space Lion (orgel version)22. Waste Land23. Dialogue 2-924. Goodnight Julie25. Space LionCOWBOY BEBOP CD-BOX DISC-0301. Dialogue 3-102. Go Go Cactus Man (guitar version)03. Dialogue 3-204. Too Good Too Bad05. Dialogue 3-306. Eyeball07. Dialogue 3-408. 游园地09. On the Run10. Dialogue 3-511. 23话12. Dialogue 3-613. Don't Bother None (long version)14. Dialogue 3-715. WO QUI NON COIN (しょんぼりショ—トversion)16. かわいそうなフェイ (リップクリ—ム)17. Call Me Call Me18. Dialogue 3-819. Memory20. Adieu (long version)21. Dialogue 3-922. SEE YOU SPACE COWBOYS NOT FINAL MIX MOUTAIN ROOT23. Dialogue 3-1024. BlueCOWBOY BEBOP CD-BOX DISC-04 剧“婧蟮腖IVE以及剧“嫖词章糂GM01 Tank!02 Rush03 What Planet is This?04 Too Good Too Bad05 Bad Dog No Biscuit06 Call Me Call Me07 Mushroom Hunting08 The Real Folk Blues09 piano solo10 Ask DNA11 SF Game Center12 Rouya13 Old School GameCOWBOY BEBOP CD-BOX DISC-058cmCD 收录了分别由Ed/Andy/Ein唱的THEME01 さすらいのカウボーイ(Cowboy Bebop Theme)[Ed]02 魅惑のホースライディング[Andy]03 さすらいのカウボーイ(Cowboy Bebop Theme)[Ein]Tank!The!Best! [VICL-61543][22/12/04]1. Tank! (TV stretch)2. WHAT PLANET IS THIS.3. COSMIC DARE (PRETTY WITH A PISTOL)4. DIAMONDS5. Don't bother none (TV edit)6. PIANO BLACK7. MUSHROOM HUNTING8. No Reply9. BLUE10. EINSTEIN GROOVIN'11. PEARLS12. Gotta knock a little harder事先声明的是，在和大家的交流中，我发现虽然大家都喜欢这些音乐，但大家的理解都不尽相同所谓“n个哈姆雷特”的故事我就不说了~这里我只忠实的写出我的感受，供大家参考而已 ^^《OST1》第一张专集OST1里的绝大多数歌曲是在动画的前半部分中使用的，像OP使用的“TANK!”以及Session 5中使用的“RAIN”和Session13里使用的“SPACE LION”。

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《唐伯虎点秋香》经典台词语录大全《唐伯虎点秋香》(Flirting Scholar)是由周星驰在1993年主演的香港喜剧电影，讲述了唐伯虎爱上一个美丽丫鬟的故事，最后终于能如愿以偿，此片不但是当年年度十大卖座席第一名，而且是周星驰连续第四年获得年度冠军，更是电影频道重播次数最高的电影。

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1、千金易得，知己难求。

2、我的心又悲心又痛，八个老婆如豺狼恶虎，人家当我享尽齐人福，其实空虚寂寞谁人知谁人知!3、你要知道美女这个东西，跟鲜花一样需要有绿叶来衬托才会显出她的娇媚。

4、原来当今世上最美丽的笑容，就是充满了爱心的笑容，我终于找到了我的理想。

5、我连命都不要了，看你还怎么跟我比?6、死做活做像条狗，被人骂不能汪汪叫。

7、谁当你是低等下人了，我们只是当你是条狗而已。

8、不要因为我是娇花而怜惜我，用力吧!9、严格的说，我也是贼，不过不是淫贼，你可以把我当作偷心的贼。

10、为什么世界上有如此多无聊的废物?11、日防夜防，家贼难防。

12、唐伯虎：大起大落得太快，实在是太刺激了，搞得我都想尿尿了。

13、此话当真?说过的话不能不算数哦!不错!我就是美貌与智慧并重，英雄与侠义的化身唐伯虎!14、先生：我左青龙，右白虎，老牛在腰间，龙头在胸口，人挡杀人，佛挡杀佛!15、唐伯虎：别人笑我太疯颠，我笑他人看不穿。

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16、唐伯虎：街坊邻居们，快来啊，刚出炉的孝子大拍卖，不买也来看一看啊!17、唐伯虎：原来当今世上最美丽的笑容，就是充满了爱心的笑容，天啊!我终天找到了我的理想，她就是秋…香!18、唐伯虎：你刚刚中了最恶毒的“面目全非脚”，处境非常危险!还好我及时用失传己久的绝学“还我漂漂拳”，把你打回了原形，现在你没事了!19、华安作诗给三香(春香、夏香、冬香)：一个华安两只眼，三个姑娘六个奶。

20、华夫人：实在是太刺激了，我真忍不住要赞美他呀!不行，我不能够表露出来。

FlirtingScholar唐伯虎点秋香

Flirting Scholar （唐伯虎点秋香）Act 1地点： A river side, on the street人物：江南四大才子，如花，一女子，石榴，华夫人，道具： 4 扇子，丝巾，伞，小刀，2凳子，背景音乐旁白：江南四大才子结伴出游，众女子愉悦观看。

一女子： Look, the 'Four Scholars' are over there.（四大才子摆pose，众女子倾倒）一女子： Go and have a look,祝枝山： We come here for a tour.That ’ s why the girls are that crazy.文征明： Pals, why not has a poem competition?祝： Very good idea!Why don't you start first? Brother Wen bin.周文斌： l am the best in this field.'There are many geese under the mountain.'文征明： 'They rushed down to the river.'祝： 'Let's roast a goose.'唐： 'After roasting, you'd better go home for a screw.'三人： Good, very good. Very good!（三人笑，唐伯虎逛笑）祝： There is something attractive.See, there is a beauty on the bridge. She seems to be lonely.Why not show us your talent about how to court a girl.To let us learn from you!唐： Well...周文斌： lt's the welfare for your friends, so?唐： l am glad to demonstrate it.三人： Go.唐： Miss.如花： What's the matter?（一回头，竟是如花！）三人： Go, go...唐： May l put my head on your shoulder?如花： ls it OK? No, l am a girl, a decent girl.唐： l know, l want to make my friends happy, that's all.ln fact, l am Tong Pak-Fu.如花： So what?l don't know you.l will shout for help if you don't leave me alone.唐： How about paying you 1 tael?如花： 1 tael? Who do you think l a.m.?Make it ten.唐： That's too expensive, why don't you rob?如花： Right, l am robber.Give me all your money.（两人乱打，最后如花被唐伯虎打落河中）三人： What's wrong?（赶到桥上）What’ s the matter?文征明： No need to punch her like that?唐： Robber! lt's a ladyboy!三人： Ladyboy?祝： l love it. Hold it.（祝枝山将折扇递给文斌，跳入河中）文征明： Damn it. He is being the first to!（华夫人带大家去拜神）秋香： Look, so many people!石榴： Yes, it's crowded.华夫人： Chun-xiang, Xia-xiang, shut up,四大才子： Heave yourselves.What's going on?某人： Madam Hua and her 4 pretty maids have come for worshipping.周文斌： The maids are all pretty, especially Qiu -xiang.唐： Who is she? Who is Qiu -xiang?文斌 ,征明： Look! That way.三人： Qiu-xiang.（秋香回首一笑）唐： Damn, she is not pretty at all.周文斌： You know, pretty woman is like flowers.You'll be all eyes for its beauty if some leaves are around.Look once more.三人： Pretty woman!（一整排回首，旁人皆成丑女托）唐： er ⋯she may not my type.Act 2地点： West Gate of Hua’ s house人物：唐伯虎，秋香，石榴，祝枝山道具：“旺”， 1 手帕，“小”， 2 身牌， 1 棍子， 4 凳子，两旁白：第三幕，府西口。

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