摩登家庭Modern Family英文剧本S08E19-Frank's Wedding

for anyone else's time. (mumbles indistinctly) You know, she says she's gonna pop in for a "short stay." It's like we're just supposed to rearrange our lives? Hmm. (mumbles indistinctly) It's taken me a long time, but I've finally learned that when it comes to Cam's sister, anything I say can and will be used against me. CAM: Do you think maybe we should, you know, have the bartender cut Pam off? Oh, God, you know what? She is getting a little bit messy. Uh, Pam, Mitchell thinks you're kind of making a fool out of yourself. Go to hell, Mitchell! You go straight to hell! Whoo! Well, her majesty has finally arrived. I can sense how angry you are. (mumbles indistinctly) I know. I know. I'm late. No, there's no late when you're family. Although Mitchell was just saying So what brings you into town? - Modeling. - Oh. I'm sorry. Modeling? Real-person modeling. Back home, they put me on a billboard for the feed store, - and I caught the bug. - Oh. Wow. Next stop Hollywood. - (laughing) Okay.
What the hell is all this? I got a rush order for my sauce, and the kitchen that I usually use was booked, so I have to do everything myself. You know, I think I slept funny last night. No, don't. I know better than to ask for your help. Ah, good, 'cause I have a tee time. On the way, could you take me to pick up my prom tux? That sounds like something you'd love to do.
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(both laugh) I so don't want to do that. (laughs) I'm turning 70 next year. I know I look great. One of the few perks of getting ut guilt. "Can I have a ride to the airport?" No. Do I want to see your niece's recital? Nuh-unh. "Want to do a walk-a-thon to end global" I'm gonna stop you right there. Was anyone in my room last night? Not after I tucked you in. Great. I have a monster. - I'm sure you're mistaken. - Nope. And we have to catch him before I go to bed tonight. Joe, there's no such thing as monsters. Calm down. I'm not gonna ask you to help. Shaping up like a pretty good year. Cake for breakfast? Now we're talking. No, don't touch that! I'm making that for Uncle Pepper's costume party tonight. The theme is famous movie duos. Daddy and I are going as Leo and the "Revenant" bear. - (growls) - You know what? Where is Pam? She said she was gonna be here two hours ago. She has no respect
Modern Family s08e19 Episode Script
Wedding
Frank's
1 Listen up. Any of youse goes stool-pigeon on me, you'll find yourself in a Chicago overcoat. Honey, you're not gonna talk like that all the way to the wedding, are you? Or all the way to that overpass? Hey, at least you look cute. Who picked my outfit? I did. My dad and Lorraine decided to have a 1920s-themed wedding. Such a romantic time. Yeah, dust bowls, the Klan, Prohibition. Oh, I'm I'm sure they'll have alcohol. Self-serve? I guess the grease monkeys must be out back shooting dice. Can they come out here and shoot us? Oh, God, look down. Haley? We're going somewhere fancy, okay? Where, the past? Hi, Kimmy.
You didn't feel like dressing up, too?
What do you say those pretty peepers of yours never saw the famous gangster Phillinger and his ex-prostitute getaway driver? I think a, uh a sawbuck should do the That's too much. I'm gonna get some change. Enjoy dress-up day. Mom, you need to control your man. I cannot listen to this character all day. Guys, you know your dad. You know your dad's dad. We are up against unimaginable forces of goofy. Just remember he does it out of love. It's Johnny Law! Let's hot-foot it! Ohh! - (old-fashioned car horn honks) - Phil!
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- Wow. So how long are you gonna be in town? Well, who's to say? Well, I was hoping it'd be you. - You can't put a date on a dream. - Mnh-mnh. Speaking of, we need to take me to an audition, and I'm a little jittery, so I was hoping you guys would want to ride along for moral support. Oh, actually, Mitchell and I have ar We have a really busy day. Isn't that right, Mitchell? (mumbling) Uh, yeah. Oh, this won't take long. Let's go. On the ride over, I can practice my joint-pain grimaces. - Hmm. Oh. - Oh! - Ohh! - Are you okay? - I am! I am! - (laughs) Oh, yeah, I know. You're good. You're good. (grunts) - (fabric tears) - Ohh! Again?! Joe hasn't slept in that chewed-up sweater snagger in years, but Gloria won't let me get rid of anything the kid has ever touched, so I needed a plan. Fortunately, when you say no to everything, it frees up time to concoct ingenious schemes.
Look, Joe, there's no monsters anywhere.
There's nothing underneath the bed,
nothing inside the teepee. Are you sure? Yes, monsters need places to hide. They're not like the evil spirits, which are all around us. - What? - No, no, nothing, baby. - Nothing. - Look, my window's open! Maybe that's how he got in. Impossible. If he came across the roof, there'd be broken tiles or monster prints or My monogrammed money clip. I snuck in through Joe's window last night because it was past curfew, and I must have dropped my clip on the roof. I needed to get it before Mom saw. I can't afford to get grounded. David Sedaris is coming to Barnes and Noble on a school night. I guess I can go out on the roof and check for monster slobber. - Okay. - No! If he falls from the roof and dies, his ghost will haunt you forever. Oh, boy. I do not need a ghost. Manny, help me out in the garage. Do I get to say no to things I don't want to do? No, at your age, it's unlikable. At my age, it's delightful.