英语笑话和谜语

你我身边的英语笑话
1. 小明上英文课时跟老师说：May Igo to the toilet
老师说：Go ahead.小明就坐了下来。

过了一会儿，小明又跟老师说：May I go to the toilet
老师说：Go ahead.小明又坐了下来。

他旁边的同学于是忍不住问：你不是跟老师说要上厕所吗怎么不去
小明说：你没听老师说“去你个头”啊！
2. 英语老师问一个学生，“ How old are you 是什么意思” 学生想How是怎么，you是你，于是回答"怎么是你”
老师生气又问另一个同学：" How old are you 是什么意思”
这个同学想了想说：“怎么老是你”
3. 一位在美的留学生，想要考国际驾照。

在考试时因为过于紧张，看到地上标线是向左转。

他不放心的问道:Turn left
监考官回答：Right。

于是他立刻向右转..... 很抱歉，他只有下次再来。

4. 小明刻苦学习英语，终有小成。

一日上街不慎与一老外相撞，忙说：I am sorry.
老外应道：I am sorry too.
小明听后又道：I am sorry three.
老外不解，问：What are you sorry for
小明无奈，道：I am sorry five.
5. 校长和英语老师一起去外国某中学访问，校长在礼堂讲话，英语老师做翻译。

校长：“各位老师们，同学们！”
英语老师：“ Ladies and gentlemen !”
校长：“各位女士们，先生们！”
英语老师-_- !想了下说：“ Good morning !”
校长：“早上好！”
英语老师：... ==”
foreigner who is at his first time to China want to buy a ,he came into a stor e.
老外：Excuse me,I want to buy a pen ?
售货员:What盆Ok••…
（售货员立刻拿出几个盆，老外一看皱了眉头）
老外：No!No!
（售货员也急了）
售货员：盆子不漏！盆子不漏！
7. 一位法国的老太太进纽约城看儿子，想去商店买只母鸡。

结果，走到商店门口，竟忘了母鸡用英文怎样表达了，于是
老太太：I want to buy cock's wife.
售货员：？
老太太：So,I want to buy chicke n's mother.
售货员：Oh, my god!
8•—家山西人在唐人街开了家餐馆，儿子当服务生，老妈管收钱，老爸做大厨。

一天，店里来了个老外，点了个套餐，吃到一半，“咣当”，把汤碗打了。

儿子跑过去看了一下，说“碗打了！”
老外想：“ One dollar ” （1 美元）
老妈听见声音，也过来看，见地上有个破碗，问：“谁打的”
老外想：“ Three dollar ” （3 美元）
儿子说：“他打的！”
老外想：“ Ten dollar! ……”（10 美元）
老妈又说：“还得打一碗！”
老外想："Hundred and one!! ......... ”（101 美元）
老爸正在厨房切菜，听见外面的声音，赶忙跑出来看怎么回事。

忙乱中，忘了把菜刀放下。

老爸手持菜刀站在餐厅里，老外一看，心跳加速，但更让他心碎加崩溃的是老爸的话。

老爸对着正在加热炉上舀汤的儿子说：“烫，少盛点儿！”
老外："Ten thousand ......... ” （10000 美元）
老外以惊人的速度从口袋中掏出钱包，把里面所有的钱倒在了桌上，然后像刘翔一样往门口狂奔……
9•中国人在纽约驾车遇到红灯，于是刹车停下等，结果只听“嘭”的一声！后面老外的车没
刹住车撞上了，于是
交警来了，先问老外是什么情况，老外于是指手画脚地说了好一阵，然后警察问中国人是什么情况，中国人从容
地往前一指：“ Red!"，右脚一伸：“ Stop!”，两手一张耸耸肩：“ Bomb ”。

事情很快按
照程序解决，警察处理
中竖起大拇指称赞遇到的非英语母语的外国人中，中国人说明事情经过最明白：中国人英语最棒了！
10. 一位中国学生在美国加州目睹了一起交通事故，由于好奇，一直没有离开，警
察来了以后问他知不知道事情的经过。

he said : one car come one c ar go , two
car peng peng , one car die 。

11. 一日,到加拿大认识一白人，于是想要人家电话号码，日后做朋友，于是问：
How many is your phone nu mber
白人说:Ten.（加拿大号码是十位的）
12. 有一对外国老夫妇到内蒙古农村这里住了下来。

因为村里的人无法和他们交流，老夫妇
很寂寞，就养了一只猫。

一天早上，老夫妇正梳理猫毛，一个人从旁边过来，冲着俩人说“鼓捣
猫呢”。

夫妇俩随即冲着来人说："Goodmorning.”
傍晚时分，二人正在把晾在外边的衣服收起来，路过的一个村民冲着他们说：“鼓捣衣服呢！”
二人这回反应很快说：“Goodevening. ”私下里老夫妇俩感叹，他们这里的人都会说英语呀
13. 一天，叁个神箭手约在一起比箭，目标是仆人头上的苹果。

A神箭手挽弓长射，咻一声，禾U箭正中苹果。

A高傲的昂起下巴，比出一根大拇指道：「I am后羿！」
B神箭手照本宣科，射中苹果，这回他自大的喊了一句：「I am 丘比特！」
轮到C了，他也挽弓，利箭射出！结果正中仆人的心脏。

就听他结结巴巴好久才吐出一句：「l...l...l...am...sorry. 」
14. 小强去看电影，至厅电影售票处，发现一个老外和售票小姐连说带比得好半天，就自告
奋勇的上前做翻译，售票小姐说：麻烦你告诉她，现在坐票售完了只剩下站
票，如果要看要站着看。

小强转头就对老外说：no sit see, sta nd see. if see sta nd see.
老外回答说：sorry I don ' t understand your English.
小强就对售票小姐说：哦，他说他不懂英文.......
Riddle
Why is an empty purse always the same There is no cha nge in it.（零钱,变化）
What is the smallest room in the world Mushroom.（蘑菇）
What kind of dog does n't bite or bark Hot dog.（热狗）
Which can move faster, heat or cold Heat, because you can catch cold.（追上冷，患感冒）
Why is six afraid of seven ----------------------- Because seven eight
nine.
Whydo lions eat raw meat ------------------------- B ecause they never learn
to cook.
It is said among my people that some thi ngs are improved by death. Tell
me, what st inks while liv ing, but in death, smells
good -------------------- P ig
I know a word of letters three. Add two, and fewer there will be.
-------------------- 'few'
If you break meI do not stop work in g,If you touch meI may be sn ared,If you lose meNothing will Heart
Each morning I appearTo lie at your feet,All day I will followNo matter
how fast you run, Yet I n early perishI n the midday Shadow
My life can be measured in hours,I serve by being , I am quickFat, I am slowWi nd is my can dle
I am seen in the waterIf seen in the sky,I am in the rainbow,A jay's feather,A nd lapis blue
Two little brothers,
One lives on one side,
The other on the other side,
They hear what you say,
But they do not see each other.
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1 A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get
marriedThe father replied: I don 't know son. I 'm still pay in g!! ——个小男孩问他的爸爸，结婚要花多少钱爸爸说：我不知道，因为我仍然在付帐。

2 A Sun day school teacher was telli ng her pupils the importa nee of making others glad. "Now, childre n," said she , "has anyone of you ever make
some one else glad"
"Please, teacher,"said a small boy," I've make some one glad yesterday."
"Well done. Who was that"
"My grann y."
"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your gran dmother glad."
"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, rm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"
一个主日学校校（基督教教会为了向儿童灌输宗教思想，在星期天开办的儿童班）的老师在对学生讲使别人高兴的重要性。

“现在，孩子们，”她说：“你们当中有谁让别人高兴过”
“我，老师，” 一个小男孩说：“昨天我就使别人高兴过。

”
“做得好，是谁呢”
“我奶奶。

”
“好孩子。

现在告诉我们，你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的。

”
“是这样的，老师。

我昨天去看她，在她那儿呆了三个小时。

然后我跟她说：’奶奶，我要回家了。

’她说：’啊，我很高兴！
3 Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day
their mother took them to their aunt's house to play while she went to
the big city to buy some new clothes.
The children played for an hour, and then at half past four their aunt
took Dick in to the kitche n. She gave him a nice cake and a knife and said to him, "Now here's a knife, Dick. Cut this cake in half and give one of the pieces to your sister, but remember to do it like a gen tlema n."
"Like a gentleman" Dick asked. "How do gentlemen do it"
"They always give the bigger piece to the other person." answered his aunt at on ce.
"Oh" said Dick. He thought about this for a few sec on ds. Then he took the cake to his sister and said to her,"Cut this cake in half, Catherine.".
迪克年龄七岁，他的妹妹凯瑟琳五岁。

一天，妈妈把他们带到姨妈家去玩，自己就到大城市去买些新的衣服。

孩子们玩了个把小时，在四点半的时候，姨妈领着迪克走进了厨房。

她交给迪克一块精美的蛋糕和一把刀子，并对他说：“喏，迪克，给你刀子，把这块蛋糕一切为二，给你妹妹一块。

不过，你得记住要做得像一个绅士那样。

”
迪克问：“像一个绅士绅士怎样做呢”
他姨妈马上回答说：“绅士总是把大的一块让给别人的。

”
迪克说了一声“噢”。

他对此想了一会，然后，他把蛋糕拿给妹妹，并对她说：
“凯瑟琳，你来把这块蛋糕一切为二吧。

”
4 Sta n: I won 92 goldfish.
Fred: Where are you going to keep them
Sta n: In the bathroom 。

Fred: But what will you do whe n you want to take a bath
Sta n: Bli ndfold them!
斯丹：我赢了92条金鱼。

弗雷德：你想在哪儿养它们
斯丹：浴室。

弗雷德：但是你想洗澡时怎么办
斯丹：蒙住它们的眼睛!
5 George kno eked on the door of his frie nd's house. Whe n his frie nd's mother an swered he asked, “ can Albert come out to play ”
“ No, ” said the mother, “it's too cold. ”
“ Well, then, ” said George, “ can his football come out to play
乔冶敲着他朋友家的门。

当朋友的妈妈来应门时，他问：“阿尔伯特可以出来玩吗”
不行，”那位妈妈说，“天气太冷了
“噢，那么，”乔冶，“他的足球可以出来玩吗
参考资料：
回答者：莲池风声| 一级| 2007-5-15 20:04
1) TOM'S EXCUSE
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go
Slow".
汤姆的借口
老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到
汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着："学校----慢行。

"
DID YOUR DAD...
2) Tom call Jim's n ame:"I can't bear such a foolish!"
and Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!"
汤姆对着吉姆骂道:"我受不了你这个苯蛋了!"
吉姆说:"你妈妈能!"
附:bear有两重意思:"生"和"忍受"这个笑话正是根据这点.
3) Tom call Jim's n ame:"I can't bear such a foolish!"
and Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!"
汤姆对着吉姆骂道:"我受不了你这个苯蛋了!"
吉姆说:"你妈妈能!"
附:bear有两重意思:"生"和"忍受"这个笑话正是根据这点.
4) A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is
a millio n dollars to you" and Godsays: "A penny", the n the man says: "God, what is a millio n years to you" and God says: "a sec on d", the n the man says: "God, can I have a penny" and God says "In a sec ond"
一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊，一百万美元对你意味着多少"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又问:"那一百万年呢"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:"上帝，我能得到一便士吗"上帝回答:"过一秒钟."
5) Mother sent Tommy to the store across the street to buy a good box of
Tommy came back,mother asked him, ” Did you buy a good box of matches ”“Yes,Mum” Tommy replied, ” I have tried them all. ”
一盒小火柴
妈妈让汤米去马路对面的商店里买一盒好用的火柴。

汤米回来后，妈妈问他，“你
买的是好用的火柴吗”
“是的，妈妈。

”汤米回答，“我把它们都试过了。

”
6) Father:Uh,oh,l think I just made an illegal right-hand turn.
Susie:That is okay ,dad,the policeman behind you just did the samething! 开车
父亲：哎呀，我刚才违规右转弯了。

苏西：没事，爸，跟在你后面的警察也这么转了。

7) Little Robert asked his mother for tow cents. ” What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday ”
“ I gave it to a poor old woman, ” he answered.
“You' er a good boy, ” said the mother proudly. ” Here are tow cents why are you so in terested in the old woma n ”
“ She is the one who sells the can dy. ”
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。

“昨天给你的钱干什么了”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆。

”他回答说。

“你真是一个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说.“再给你两分钱。

可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢”
“她是个卖糖果的。

”
8) Ivan camehomewith a bloody nose and his mother asked, ” What happenec T “A kid bit me, ” replied Ivan.
“Would you recognize him if you sew him again ” asked his mother.
“I ' d know him any where, ” said Ivan. ” I have his ear in my pocket. ”他的耳朵在我的衣兜里
伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。

他妈妈问，“发生了什么事”
“一个男孩咬了我一口。

”伊凡说。

“再见到他你能认出来吗”妈妈问。

“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说，“他的耳朵还在我的衣兜里。

”
9) Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow.
Now who can tell us which is which
Stude nt: I cannot point out but I know the an swer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Stude nt: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
两只鸟
老师：这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。

谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗
学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

老师：请说说看。

学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

回答者：我爱芳芳和菲菲| 一级|2007-5-20 08:18
1 A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get
marriedThe father replied: I don 't know son. I 'm still pay in g!! ——个小男孩问他的爸爸，结婚要花多少钱爸爸说：我不知道，因为我仍然在付帐。

2 A Sun day school teacher was telli ng her pupils the importa nee of making others glad. "Now, ehildre n," said she , "has anyone of you ever make some one else glad"
"Please, teaeher,"said a small boy," I've make some one glad yesterday."
"Well done. Who was that"
"My grann y."
"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your gran dmother glad."
"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three
hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, rm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"
一个主日学校校（基督教教会为了向儿童灌输宗教思想，在星期天开办的儿童班）的老师在对学生讲使别人高兴的重要性。

“现在，孩子们，”她说：“你们当中有谁让别人高兴过”
“我，老师，” 一个小男孩说：“昨天我就使别人高兴过。

”
“做得好，是谁呢”
“我奶奶。

”
“好孩子。

现在告诉我们，你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的。

”
“是这样的，老师。

我昨天去看她，在她那儿呆了三个小时。

然后我跟她说：’奶奶，我要回家了。

’她说：’啊，我很高兴！
3 Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day
their mother took them to their aunt's house to play while she went to
the big city to buy some new clothes.
The children played for an hour, and then at half past four their aunt
took Dick in to the kitche n. She gave him a nice cake and a knife and said to him, "Now here's a knife, Dick. Cut this cake in half and give one of the pieces to your
sister, but remember to do it like a gen tlema n."
"Like a gentleman" Dick asked. "How do gentlemen do it"
"They always give the bigger piece to the other person." answered his aunt at on ce.
"Oh" said Dick. He thought about this for a few sec on ds. Then he took the cake to his sister and said to her,"Cut this cake in half, Catherine.".
迪克年龄七岁，他的妹妹凯瑟琳五岁。

一天，妈妈把他们带到姨妈家去玩，自己就到大城市去买些新的衣服。

孩子们玩了个把小时，在四点半的时候，姨妈领着迪克走进了厨房。

她交给迪克一块精美的蛋糕和一把刀子，并对他说：“喏，迪克，给你刀子，把这块蛋糕一切为二，给你妹妹一块。

不过，你得记住要做得像一个绅士那样。

”
迪克问：“像一个绅士绅士怎样做呢”
他姨妈马上回答说：“绅士总是把大的一块让给别人的。

”
迪克说了一声“噢”。

他对此想了一会，然后，他把蛋糕拿给妹妹，并对她说:
“凯瑟琳，你来把这块蛋糕一切为二吧。

”
4 Sta n: I won 92 goldfish.
Fred: Where are you going to keep them
Sta n: In the bathroom 。

Fred: But what will you do whe n you want to take a bath
Sta n: Bli ndfold them!
斯丹：我赢了92条金鱼。

弗雷德：你想在哪儿养它们
斯丹：浴室。

弗雷德：但是你想洗澡时怎么办
斯丹：蒙住它们的眼睛！
5 George kno cked on the door of his frie nd's house. Whe n his frie nd's mother an swered he asked, “ can Albert come out to play ”
“ No, ” said the mother, “it's too cold. ”
“ Well, then, ” said George, “ can his football come out to play
乔冶敲着他朋友家的门。

当朋友的妈妈来应门时，他问：“阿尔伯特可以出来玩吗”“不行，”那位妈妈说，“天气太冷了。

”
“噢，那么，”乔冶，“他的足球可以出来玩吗
出国必备英文日常用语
▲Potluck Party 一种聚餐方式，主人准备场地和餐具，叁加的人必须带一道菜准备饮料，最好事先问问主人的意思。

▲Pull over!把车子开到旁边。

▲Drop me a line! 写圭寸信给我。

▲Give me a ring. = Call me! 来个电话吧！
▲For here or to go 食堂或外卖。

▲cool; Thats cool!等于国内年轻人常用的口语“酷！”，表示不赖嘛！用于人或事均可。

▲Whats up = Whats happe ning = Whats new 见面时随口问候的话“最近在忙什么有什么新鲜事吗”一般的回答是“ Nothing much! ”或“Nothing new! ”
▲Cut it out! = Kn ock it out!= Stop it! 少来这一套！同学之间开玩笑的话。

▲Dont give me a hard time! 别跟我过不去好不好！
▲Get yourself together! 振作点行不行！
▲Do you have the time 现在几点钟可别误以为人家要约你出去。

▲Hang in there. = Dont give up. = Keep tryi ng. 再撑一下。

▲Give me a break ! 你饶了我吧！（开玩笑的话）
（下面有答案）1. What will you break once you say it （什么东西一说出来就打破）
2. Will liars be honest after they die （骗子死了之后会诚实吗）
3. What always goes up and never goes down （什么东西只升不降）
4. Why did the boy make his dog sit in the sun （男孩为什么让他的狗坐在
阳光下）
5. Why can a bride hide nothing（为什么新娘子什么也藏不住）
6. Why is the library the highest building（为什么图书馆是最高的建筑物）
7. What is the smallest bridge in the world （世界上最小的桥梁是什么）
8. What is the differe nee between the North Pole and the South Pole （北极与南极的区别是什么）
9. What makes naughty boys long to work in a clock factory （ 为什么
想去钟表厂工作）
10. What bird lifts heavy things （
11. A ship can con tai n only fifty pers ons. Nowthere is alreadyforty-nine person in it. At this time,a pregnant woman comeson andboards the ship.
The ships inks. Why （有一艘船只能容纳50人，现在已有49人。

这时一位孕妇
上了船，船就沉了。

为什么）
12. What's the poorest bank in the world （
世界的最贫穷的银行是什么）
13. What mon th do soldiers hate （ 军人憎恨什么月）
答案：
1. Sile nee.（ 沉默）
2. No, they won ' t. They lie still afte r they die 。

（不会，他们依旧撒谎。

Lie still 躺着不动，依旧撒谎。

）
3. Your age.（ 你的年龄）
4. He wan ts to have a hot dog.（
他想要一条热狗。

）
5. Because some one will give her away.（
因为有人会揭发她。

Give away 揭
发，在婚礼上把新娘交给新郎）
6. It has the most stories.（
它的楼层最多。

Story 故事，楼层）
7. The bridge of a no se.（ 鼻梁）
8. A whole world.（ 整个世界。

a world of differenee 天壤之别）
9. They want to make faces. （make face 做鬼脸，做钟表面）
10. Crane.（ 鹤。

Crane 鹤，举重机）
11. Because is a pigboat.（ 那是潜水艇。

pigboat ，潜水艇）
淘气的男孩
什么鸟能举起重物）
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river bank 。

（河岸。

）。

（行军。

）
mon th do soldiers hate
--March （三月，行军）
many feet are there in a yard
--It depends on how many people stand in the yard.（码，院子）
is an empty purse always the same
--There is no change in it.（零钱，变化）
book has the most stirri ng chapters
--A cook book.（动人的，搅拌的）
kind of dog does n't bite or bark
--Hot dog.（热狗）
is the smallest room in the world
--Mushroom.（蘑菇）
kind of water should people drink in order to be healthy
--Drink well water.（井水，健康的）
do we know the ocea n is frie ndly
--It waves.（起波浪，招手致意）
can move faster, heat or cold
--Heat, because you can catch cold.（追上冷，患感冒）
is the library the highest buildi ng
--It has the most stories.（故事，（楼）层）
11. What table is in the field
--Vegetable
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12. What is the only thing you can break when you say its name
--sile nee
13. What is there in your house that ought to be looked into
--mirror
14. What is that which you have n ever see n, heard or felt, which n ever existed and still has a n ame
--no thi ng
15. What cha nges a pear into a pearl
--the letter “ I ”
16. What question can never be answered by 'Yes'
--Are you asleep
17. What ship has two mates but no captain
--courtship
18. What is the most difficult key to turn
--a don key
19. Where can you always find money
--In the dictio nary
20. What is the surest way to double your money
--Fold it.
21. Where does after noon come before morni ng in the world
--In the dictio nary
22. What is the smallest bridge in the world
--the bridge of a nose
23. What letter makes a road broad
--letter B
24. What letter sounds like a vegetable
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25. Why is a pig the most unu sual ani mal in the world
--Because it is killed before it is cured （烧烤待处理）
26. What match can't be put in a match-box
--Football match, basketball match, etc.
27. When do 2 and 2 make more than 4
--When they make 22.
28. I have cities but no houses, forests but no trees, rivers without
water. What am I
--A map
29. I am somethi ng that has teeth but can't eat. What am I
--A comb
30. What is a sick man a con trodict ion
--Whe n he is an impatie nt patie nt.
can hear without ears and an swer without a mouth
--An echo
room has no walls,no doors,no windows,and no floors
--A mushroom
is dark but is made by light
--A shadow
is easy to get into but hard to get out of
--Trouble
is black When it is clean and white when it is dirty
--A blackboard
What is dark but made by light
shadow
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What is higher without a head tha n with a head
pillow
What is easy to get into but hard to get out of
trouble
What person tried to make you smile most of the time
谜底：photographer （摄影师）
It has cities but no houses,forests but no trees,rivers but no is it
MAP!
In the field stand many green round each green houses there is a white
the white house,there is a red body of the water are manyblack are they WATERMELON!
Something leads you up the hill and then down the hill,but it always lies is it ESCALATOR 电梯！
1, Which two words con tain thousa nds of letters Post office
2, What kind of dog does not bite or bark A hot dog
3, Why do people go to bed Because the bed won ' t come to us.
4, What year is the best year for a kan garoo Leap year
5, Why is Sun day is the stron gest day in a week Because the rest of the days are
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6, What will break once you say it Sile nee
7, What fruit is n ever found sin gly Pear
8, What clothi ng is always sad Blue jea ns
9, What is heavier in summer tha n in win ter The traffic to the beach
10, When are people smartest When it ' s sunny, everything is brighter
11, How many legs do horses have Six. Forelegs in the front, two in the back
12, What' s the poorest bank in the world The river bank
13, Who is closer to you, your mom or your dad Mom. Because dad is farther.
14, What is the smallest room in the world A mushroom
15, What has nothing but a head and a tail A coin. Head (正面) tail 16, What kind of water should people drink in order to be healthy
Drink well water.
17, Why is 10 x 10=1000 like your left eye Because it ' s not right.
18, What do you still keep after givi ng it to some one else Your word
19, Take away my first letter, take away my second letter, take away all and I rema in the same, what am I a postma n
20, What king bel ongs to a stude nt A ruler
21, How long is a shoe A little more than a foot long.
22, What is black and white and red (read) all over Newspaper
23, What has a tongue but can ' t talk An envelope
24, How do you feel today With my han ds, of course
25, What has four legs but only one foot A bed
26, What has many tails(tales) but no head A book of stories
27, What has three hands but only one face A clock
28, Which can move faster, heat or cold Heat. You can catch a cold
（反面）my letters,
29, Who always drives his customers away A taxi-driver
30, What' s the smallest bridge in the world The bridge of a nose
31, Who will be your friend, a poor friend or a rich friend A poor friend, because
a friend in n eed is a friend in deed.
32, What colour is the wind Blue. The wind blew.
33, Why is the library the highest buildi ng Because it has the most stories.
34, What is the Ion gest word in the En glish Ian guage Smile
35, What part of London is in France The letter “ N'.
36, What makes a road broad B
37, What letter stands for the ocean C
38, What three letters turn a boy into a man AGE
39, What starts with T, ends with T, and can be full of T teapot
40, How can you cha nge a pear into a pearl L
41, What' s the end of the word D
42, Why are girls afraid of the letter C because it makes fat fact.
43, What letter is a kind of drink T
本文转原文地址：Why are people tired on April Fool's Day （愚人节人们为什么疲倦）答：Because they have just had a long March.（因为他们刚过了长长的三月。

March 三月;行军）2. What weather do mice and rats fear （老鼠害怕什么天气）
答: When it's raining cats and dogs.（下大雨。

rain cats and dogs 下大雨）
3. When do dogs refuse to follow their masters （狗什么时候不愿跟随主人）
答:Whentheir masters go to the flea market.（主人去跳蚤市场时。

Flea 跳蚤flea market
旧货市场）
questi on can n ever be an swered by yes” （哪个问题永远不能回答“是的”）
答：Are you asleep （你睡着了吗）
5. What tree is always very sad （那种树总是很伤心）
答：Weeping willow.（垂柳weep 哭泣willow 柳树）本文转原文地址：个手指是four，那么4个弯的手指
答案：wonderful（弯的four）
1. What room has no walls, no doors, no win dows, and no floors
A mushroom.（蘑菇）谜语大全及答案
2. What is smaller tha n an in sect's mouth
Anything it eats.
3. What large instrument do you carry in your ears
Drums, that is eardrums.（鼓膜）
4. What's too much for on e, just right for two, but nothing at all for three
A secret.
5. What person tried to make you smile most of the time
A photographer.
6. What ani mal has a head like a cat, eyes like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isn't a cat
A kitten.（小猫）。