相声小品剧本RushHour,尖锋时刻

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RushHour,尖锋时刻
英文片名:rushhour
中文片名:尖锋时刻
上映:1998
rushhour
originalscreenplay
by
rosslamanna
fadein:
ext.losangeles-day
thewholedysfunctionalmegalopolis,beigeandblurryinthe summersmog.ifthisistheamericandream,domeafavorand wakemeup.
x-day
thetrafficloopoutsidetheterminalsisgridlocked--mostly withstretchlimousines.
x-(includenewsreportmontage)-day
inside,theairportisdoneupwithfestiveposters,streamers andbanners:welcome-pacificpartnerssummit
aplaneloadofcheerfulchinesedelegatescomeintothe crowdedterminal.somesportredt-shirtswithapictureof maowearingmickeymouseears.
theygetontothepeoplemover,passingbyatvreporter:
reporter
(totvcamera) eagertomenditstarnishedimage, losangeleshasreallyputoutthe welcomematfortomorrow'ssummit. thecitypromisesquiteapartyas leadersfromjapan,china,south
korea,australia,theu.s.and othersbegintalksforthelargest
free-tradetreatyinhistory.
thescenechangestotapeofdelegatesfromothercountries arriving.
then,weseemassivesecuritypreparationsallaroundthecity.
reporter(vo)
(continuing) theonesournoteisnorthkorea, theonlypacificrimcountrynot participating.therearerumorsof secretmeetingswithnorthkorean representatives,butu.s.officials
insistthenorthmustfirsthold democraticelections,andhaltits nuclearweaponsprogram--asthey claimedtohavedonebackin1995.
wecuttoaheateddebateintheunsecuritycouncil.
thenartilleryfireoverthekoreandmz.
thescenereturnstolax.
reporter(vo)
(continuing) tensionsremainhighsincelast
year'sskirmishesbetweennorthkorea andtheu.s.soanychanceofthe
communistnorthjoiningthepacific partnersseemshighlyunlikely.
dissolveto:
ext.fremontplace-day
anexclusive,walled-offsectionofhancockpark.there'sonly
onerouteinandout,pastamannedguardhouseonwilshire. ext.northkoreanconsulate-day
acolonial-stylemansion,surroundedbyanimposing,wrought- ironfence.thereisabronzeplaque,inenglishandkorean, nexttotheentranceway:
consulate
ofthe
democraticpeople'srepublicofkorea
thedrivewaygateopensandalong,blackmercedeswithtinted windowsanddiplomaticlicenseplatesglidesout.
int.northkoreanconsulate-surveillanceroom-day
analertnorthkoreancorporalwatchestheperimetermonitors. hepushesaswitchtoclosethegatebehindthemercedes.
ext.utilitypole-olympicblvd-day
fromatopapoleoutsidethesouthwall,amanwithbinoculars overlookstheprivatestreetsoffremontplace.
hispov-throughbinoculars asthemercedescruisesthroughthequietneighborhood. backtoscene
theman,pauljaval,isthirtyish,nervous;withshort,sandy
hair.hetakesthebinocularsawayfromhisfaceandwesee hiseyes--they'reastrange,unnaturallylightgray.
javaltakesanorangepillfromanunlabeledprescription bottleandpopsitintohismouth.heclimbsdownthepoleto avanwithaphonecompanylogoonit.
ext.wilshireblvd-day
themercedescomesoutofthefremontplacegate,andturns intotheheavymorningtraffic.
int.mercedes-(movingshot)-day
itisextremelyquiet,duetoinch-thickglassonthewindows and4,000poundsofarmorplatingonthecar'schassis.
thedriverisanorthkoreanarmymajor.ontheseatbeside himisanamd-74,a5.45x39mm-calibermachinegun.
ahandfromthebackseatdartsbetweenthefrontseatsand turnsontheradiotoarockstation.thedriverturnsitoff.
newangle
thehandbelongsto10-year-oldsamkehan.samsitsbackand sighstohissister,joy(15).betweenthemsitsamiddle-aged scandinaviangoverness.
sam
ican'tstandit--halfanhourto gettothestupidschoolevery morning...withnomusic... (korean;subtitled) [justourdamnnanny...]
ext.crenshawblvd-day
javal'svan,alsowithtintedwindows,turnsontocrenshaw.it followsthemercedes,severalcarsbehindit.
int.javal'svan-(movingshot)-day
javal,wired,drumsonthesteeringwheelwhiledriving.he glancesatsomeexpertlyconstructed,radio-controlremote unitssittingontheseatnexttohim.
ext.santamonicafreeway-day
trafficismovingatabout35mph.themercedesmergesonto thefreeway,headingwest.javal'svanfollows.
thethumpingofarapsongrattlestheotherdrivers'fillings asalowriderwithitsstereoturnedupto'11'cruisesby.
int.mercedes-(movingshot)-day
even500wattsofbasscannotpenetratethearmoredsilence. thedriverscanstheroad,warybutsensingnodanger.heputs onhisblinkertotakethe405southexit.
ext.santamonicafreeway-day
thevanfollows,nowdirectlybehindthemercedes,ina processionofvehiclesgoingupthelong,curvedoverpass arcing100feetabovethe10,towardthe405.
int.javal'svan-(movingshot)-day
astheyapproachthecrestoftheoverpass,javalflipsa switchonhisradio-controlunit...
close-roadsurfaceofoverpass
sixsmallsemicircles,exactreplicasofthestay-alertbumps onthewhitelinesoftheoverpass,explode.theyspewhundreds
ofsharp,triangularnailsacrosstheroadway.immediately, scoresoftiresonpassingcarsblowout...
wider
causing,50yardsaheadofthemercedesandvan,themost hellacious,gut-wrenching,piss-your-pants,chain-reaction pile-upyoucanimagine.
dozensofdriverslosecontroloftheirvehicles...sideswipe theirneighbors...grindagainsttheguardrails.some fishtailinto180's,smashingheadlongintothetrafficstill comingontotheoverpass.
brakessqueal,peoplescream,metalcrumples,airbagsdeploy, glassshatters.
andthenitgetsreallynasty...
ahondagetsjammedunderatruckhaulingcinderblocks.the truckjackknifes,tippingoverlikeadrunkengiant.
itsmashesthroughtheconcretewallandguardrail...
alongwithseveralcarsandtheirscreamingoccupants,swept overtheedgebythetrucklikediscardedsodacans.
theyplummetthroughspace,crashingontothefreewaybelow.
int.mercedes-(movingshot)-day
sam,joy,andthegovernessbracethemselvesasthedriver
slamsonthebrakes.hebarelyavoidshittinganything.
driver
(korean)
[stayinthecar.]
ext.freewayoverpass-day
anightmaresceneofsmoke,twistedwrecks,dazedvictims.the mercedesandvansitmotionlessinthebacked-uptraffic.
int./ext.javal'svanroadway-day javalslidesopenatrapdooronthefloorofthevan.he
slipsawheeled,mechanic'srepairplatformthroughit.
anglewithjaval
as,unnoticedamidthechaos,heliesontheplatformand rollsunderthemercedes.
theundercarriageofthemercedesisarmoredwithsteel.javal
stopsatapatchofperforations--anairexchangevent.he attachesaslimdeviceoverthevent,flipsaswitchonit, thenrollsbacktowardthevan.
int.mercedes-day
oblivioustojaval'sactionsbelowthem,everyonewatchesas policeandnewshelicopterscircleabove.then,somechp
motorcyclesstraddlethelanesandzoomby.
int.javal'svan-day
sweating,javalsitsbackinthedriver'sseatandchecks anotherradiounit.working.
ext.freewayoverpass-day
thechphasclearedapaththroughthedevastation,and traffictricklesthrough.asthemercedesandthevanpassby, javallooksproudlyatthemiseryhe'swrought.hefollowsthe mercedesontothe405south.
int.javal'svan-(movingshot)-day
javaldrivesbehindthemercedes,withonehandontheradio unit.themercedessignalstotaketheveniceexit.
javalfingerstheradiounit,itchingtouseit...
buthepassesbythemercedesasitgetsoffthefreeway.
insertangle-underthemercedes
javal'sdeviceisarmed,andwaiting... fadeto:
ext.sierrabonitaavenue-carson'shouse-night
aprettystreetinthemiraclemile,linedwithneat,single- familyhomes.timedsprinklersystemswatersomeoftheyards.
everyhouseontheblockexcepttheonewe'reinfrontofhas
a'forsale'signonthelawn.fromtheweatheredlooksofthe signs,they'vebeenthereforquiteawhile.
int.carson'shouse-bedroom-night
it'sahotnight.theceilingfanabovethebedspinsslowly.
petecarsontossesrestlesslyinbed,thesheetshalf-covering him.nexttohimhiswife,mirandaknoll,snorescontentedly.
carsonisinhislatethirties,outdoorsy,withatight,
muscularbuild.emotionallyhe'stightly-woundaswell.
mirandais35,raven-haired,sensible,pretty.shebelieves aboveallelsethatoneshouldneverraiseone'svoice.
carsongroans...he'sdreaming...
cutto:
ext.beverlydrive-(carson'sdream)-day
quick,silentimages:astreetcordonedoffwithpolicetape. cops,swatteams,fbisurroundbeverlythrift,abank.
carson,younger,hairshorter,sitsinanfbicommandtruck acrossfromthebank.coveringthemouthpieceofthephonein
hishand,he'sarguingwiththeotheragentsinthetruck.
suddenly,ahuge,fieryexplosionblowsoutthefrontofthe bankbuilding.horrified,carsonrunstowardit...
cutto:
int.carson'shouse-bedroomandhallway-night
carsonissnappedawakebyacaralarmgoingoffoutside.
carson
sonofabitch!
heboltsoutofbed,wearingnothingbutapairofstriped bikinibriefs.mirandarollsover,sleepy,unconcerned...
miranda
pete...please...wehavetobeup earlytomorrow.callthepolice.
carson
yeah,right.
heracesdownthehall--rightpastthehousealarmkeypad, itslcdreading'armed.'
hegrabsanaluminumbaseballbatfromtheumbrellastand. forgettingtodisarmthehousealarm,heyanksthefrontdoor open.thehousealarmbeginsshrieking.
carson
(continuing)
shit!
miranda pullsthepillowsoverherheadandsighs.
miranda
notagain...
ext.carson'shouse-night
carsoncomesaroundtothedriveway,whichisilluminatedby thestreetlight--
wheretwo20-ishassholesaresittinginhis1965mustang convertible,theirpresencecourtesyofahugecutthey've madeintheotherwise-perfectragtop.
car-thefttoolsinaleathercasebetweenthem,they'reprying theignitionswitchoutofthedashboard.
asshole#1spotscarson.hegetsoutofthecar,wieldinga crowbar.hispartnerkeepsworking.
newangle
asshole#1lungesviciously,swipingatcarsonwiththe crowbar,takingapieceoutofhisside.carsonstarts bleedingprofusely,buthe'stoopissedtonotice.
carsonuseshisbattotaketheoffensive.theygoateach otherlikecombatantsinaswordfight,theclankingofmetal echoingthroughtheneighborhoodalongwiththescreaming houseandcaralarms,andfranticneighborhooddogs.
surprisedatcarson'sfuryandstrength,asshole#1backsonto thelawn,oblivioustotherunningsprinklers.
ashebacksaway,hisshoecatchesononeofthesprinkler heads.itbreaksoff,andahugegeyserofwaterspraysout.
carsonholdshisbatinbothhandsandjamsthefrontofit intoasshole#1'sbreadbasket.hedoublesover.
carsongrabsasshole#1'sarm,andpullsitquicklyagainst。