七年级英语英语笑话单选题30题

七年级英语英语笑话单选题30题
1.Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing. What's the meaning of "dressing"?
A.clothes
B.sauce
C.book
D.pen
答案：B。

“dressing”常见的意思是“调料、酱汁”，A 选项“clothes”是衣服；C 选项“book”是书；D 选项“pen”是钢笔。

在这个笑话中，“salad dressing”是沙拉酱的意思，所以选B。

2.The doctor says, "No more monkeys jumping on the bed!" What's the meaning of "monkeys"?
A.apples
B.animals
C.flowers
D.cars
答案：B。

“monkeys”是猴子，是一种动物，A 选项“apples”是苹果；C 选项“flowers”是花；D 选项“cars”是汽车。

所以选B。

3.Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide. What's the meaning of "playground"?
A.zoo
B.park
C.school
D.place for children to play
答案：D。

“playground”是操场、游乐场，是孩子们玩耍的地方，A 选项“zoo”是动物园；B 选项“park”是公园；C 选项“school”是学校。

所以选D。

4.What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt. What's the meaning of "belt"?
A.strap
B.book
C.pen
D.apple
答案：A。

“belt”是腰带、带子的意思，A 选项“strap”也有带子的意思；B 选项“book”是书；C 选项“pen”是钢笔；D 选项“apple”是苹果。

所以选A。

5.Why did the boy throw the butter out of the window? Because he wanted to see the butterfly. What's the meaning of "butterfly"?
A.butter and fly
B.beautiful insect
C.kind of flower
D.small animal
答案：B。

“butterfly”是蝴蝶，是一种美丽的昆虫，A 选项“butter and fly”是黄油和飞；C 选项“kind of flower”是一种花；D 选项“small
animal”是小动物。

所以选B。

6. A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender looks at him and pulls out a gun. The man says “Thank you” and leaves. Why did the man say “Thank you”? Because he had a ___.
A. headache
B. hiccups
C. cold
D. fever
答案：B。

本题考查名词辨析及文化背景知识。

hiccups 表示“打嗝”，在西方文化中，有时候突然被吓一跳可以止住打嗝，这个人要水可能是因为打嗝，酒保拿出枪吓了他一下，他的打嗝止住了，所以说了谢谢。

A 选项headache 是“头疼”，C 选项cold 是“感冒”，D 选项fever 是“发烧”，均不符合语境。

11.A boy was playing with a toy car yesterday. What tense is used in this sentence?
A.Present tense
B.Past tense
C.Future tense
D.Present continuous tense
答案：B。

本题考查时态的判断。

句子中有yesterday，表示过去的时间，所以应该用一般过去时，即Past tense。

12.The girl will play basketball tomorrow. What tense is this?
A.Present tense
B.Past tense
C.Future tense
D.Present continuous tense
答案：C。

这句话中有tomorrow，表示将来的时间，所以是一般将来时，即Future tense。

13.The man is reading a book now. What tense is it?
A.Present tense
B.Past tense
C.Future tense
D.Present continuous tense
答案：D。

句中有now，表示现在正在进行的动作，所以是现在进行时，即Present continuous tense。

14.I often play games after school. What tense is used here?
A.Present tense
B.Past tense
C.Future tense
D.Present continuous tense
答案：A。

often 表示经常发生的动作，所以是一般现在时，即Present tense。

15.She was singing a song when I came in. What tense is this sentence?
A.Past continuous tense
B.Present continuous tense
C.Future continuous tense
D.Past perfect tense
答案：A。

when I came in 表示过去的某个时间点，在这个时间点she 正在唱歌，所以是过去进行时，即Past continuous tense。

16. The cat is sitting _ the table.
A.on
B.in
C.under
D.at
答案：A。

“on”表示在……上面，猫坐在桌子上面是合理的。

“in”表示在……里面，猫不可能在桌子里面。

“under”表示在……下面，通常不符合猫坐在桌子这个情景。

“at”表示在某个地点，不太准确地描述猫坐在桌子的位置关系。

17. I like apples _ I don't like bananas.
A.and
B.but
C.or
D.so
答案：B。

“but”表示转折，我喜欢苹果但是不喜欢香蕉，符合语境。

“and”表示并列，此处不合适。

“or”表示选择，也不符合。

“so”表示因果，这里不是因果关系。

18. He went to school _ it was raining.
A.though
B.because
C.if
D.when
答案：A。

“though”表示尽管，尽管在下雨他还是去了学校。

“because”表示因为，逻辑不对。

“if”表示如果，不符合。

“when”表示当……的时候，这里强调尽管下雨还是去学校，“though”更合适。

19. She is good at English _ she studies hard.
A.so
B.because
C.but
D.and
答案：B。

她擅长英语是因为她努力学习，“because”表示原因。

“so”表示所以，逻辑反了。

“but”表示转折，不合适。

“and”表示并列，也不对。

20. The book is _ the desk and the chair.
A.between
B.among
C.in
D.on
答案：A。

“between”表示在两者之间，书在桌子和椅子之间。

“among”表示在三者或三者以上之间。

“in”表示在……里面，不符合。

“on”表示在……上面，也不合适。

21. The teacher asked Tom to answer the question. The underlined part is _____.
A.object complement
B.direct object
C.indirect object
D.subject complement
答案：B。

本题中“answer the question”是老师要求汤姆做的事情，“the question”是动词“answer”的直接对象，所以是直接宾语。

22. “I am happy.” The negative sentence is _____.
A.I am not happy.
B.I am no happy.
C.I am not be happy.
D.I am never happy.
答案：A。

“am”的否定形式是“am not”，所以“I am happy.”的否定句是“I am not happy.”。

23. “He likes apples.” Change it into a question.
A.Does he likes apples?
B.Does he like apples?
C.Is he like apples?
D.Is he likes apples?
答案：B。

一般现在时的陈述句变一般疑问句，主语是第三人称单数时，用助动词“does”提问，后面动词用原形，所以是“Does he like apples?”。

24. The sentence “The cat is on the mat.” has _____ structure.
A.S+V+O
B.S+V+P
C.S+V
D.S+V+IO+DO
答案：B。

这句话中“The cat”是主语“S”，“is”是系动词“V”，“on the mat”是表语“P”，所以是主系表结构“S+V+P”。

25. “They are playing football.” The passive voice is _____.
A.Football is being played by them.
B.Football is played by they.
C.Football are being played by them.
D.Football are played by them.
答案：A。

现在进行时的被动语态结构是“be being + 过去分词”，“they”的宾格是“them”，所以是“Football is being played by them.”。

26.Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing. What's the meaning of “salad dressing”?
A.沙拉酱
B.沙拉菜
C.沙拉碗
D.沙拉勺
答案：A。

“salad dressing”常见的意思是沙拉酱。

B 选项“沙拉菜”一般是“salad greens”；C 选项“沙拉碗”是“salad bowl”；D 选项“沙拉
勺”是“salad spoon”。

27.What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt! What does “belt” mean in this joke?
A.腰带
B.区域
C.漂亮
D.好的
答案：A。

在这个笑话中“belt”的意思是腰带，因为数字8 看起来像系着腰带的0。

B 选项“区域”是“area”；C 选项“漂亮”是“beautiful”等；D 选项“好的”是“good”等。

28.Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide. What's the meaning of “slide”?
A.滑梯
B.滑板
C.滑动
D.幻灯片
答案：A。

“slide”在这里的意思是滑梯。

B 选项“滑板”是“skateboard”；C 选项“滑动”是动词，如“slide along”；D 选项“幻灯片”是“powerpoint slide”或“slideshow”。

29.What's the longest word in the English language? Smiles. Because there is a mile between its first and last letters. What does “a mile between its first and last letters” mean?
A.第一个和最后一个字母之间有一英里长
B.第一个和最后一个字母之间有很长的距离
C.第一个和最后一个字母之间有一英里的单词
D.第一个和最后一个字母之间有很多字母
答案：B。

“a mile between its first and last letters”意思是第一个和最后一个字母之间有很长的距离，因为“mile”表示英里，这里是一种夸张的说法，表示距离长。

A 选项说一英里长太过于字面；C 选项说
法错误；D 选项不是这个表达的意思。

30.Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because he wanted to see time fly. What's the meaning of “see time fly”?
A.看时间飞
B.看到时间过得快
C.看时光飞逝
D.看到时间飞翔
答案：C。

“see time fly”常见的意思是看时光飞逝，是一种比较形象的表达。

A 选项太字面；B 选项没有C 选项完整；D 选项比较奇怪，不是常见的表达。