3人3分钟的英文短剧剧本

三一文库（）〔3人3分钟的英文短剧剧本〕
*篇一：三人英语小短剧
三人小短剧
主角：两女一男，男的饰演宁采臣穿越而来，两女是好朋友其中一人是小倩转世而来。

永：morning，candy.
虫：morning,Cassie。

永：whatswrongwithyou.youlookssopale.
虫：iwerewatchingtvallthenight.
永：whatdidyouwatch?
虫：
HaveyouheardoftheprevalentTime-travelTVseries"BuBuJ ingXin"?
永：
ohIloveitsomuch.theactressarebeautiful,theirdressin gisgreat.虫：
metoo.ifyouhaveachance,whichdynastydoyouwanttotrans
portedto?永：
ofcourse.songdynasty.I"dliketoprotectourcountry.and letcitizenhaveaeasyliving.
虫：whatagreatideal!
永：
butitissoridiculous.wewonthavechancetotransported.
虫：idon‘tagreewithyou.everythingispossible.
男的破门而入
男：
whathappened?whereiam?wheremysweetheartxiaoqian?xia oqian?xiaoqian?Whereareyou?
绕教室跑下去,问班上的众人
whoareyou?Whereiam?allofyoulooksostrange!Whathappen ed?Tellme,whocantellme?
永：lookatthatguy！helookssoamusing!
虫：Whathappenedtohe?
永：
yousee.hishairissolong.styleisstrang,thedressinglik esacientpeople.
虫：wow,ishetransported
永：no,itsimpossible.
虫：look!heisgettingclosetous.
男：
youngladies.imsogladtomeetyouhere.Youarefamiliartom e!ohgod!"xiaoqian"whyareyouhere?imlookingforyouallt hetime.
原本慢慢走近，最后疾步坐过去抓住女的的肩膀。

虫：doyouknowme？Ihavenomemoryaboutyou.
男：what?youforgotme?Xiaoqian,iamningcaichen.
永永把我拉过去，和男的开始谈话
永：
areyoukidding?wehaveneverseeyou.theremustbesomethin gwrongwithyou.
男：
imprettynormal.xiaoqian,lookatmeandtalktome.ican’tbelieveyouveforgotme.evenifyouweardifferentclothin gandeverythinglooksstrange,istillrememberyourface,y ourbeautifulsmile.
虫：
gentleman,listentomecarefully.iamnotxiaoqian.myname iscandy.andidonotknowwhyyouwearsodifferent,maybeyou areplayingaTime-travelTVseriesoritisjustaprogram.no w,gameisover.wehavetogo.
男：
nono.xiaoqian,idonotknowwhatyousay.butiamnotjokinga tyou.此时雷雨大作，闪电劈了下来，小倩记起来了。

未完待续。

*篇二：英语三人短剧__搞笑
顾客：小心，你的大拇指在我汤里了
服务员：别担心，先生，不是很烫！
A:Watchout!Yourthumbsinmysoup!
B:DontworrySiritsnotthathot!
一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。

“你疯了吗？”顾客喊到，“你的手在我的牛排上！”
“什么？”服务员说，“你想让它再掉地上？”
Awaiterbringsthecustomerthesteakheorderedwithhisthu mboverthemeat.
A:Areyoucrazy?(yelledthecustomer),withyourhandonmys teak?(Whatanswersthewaiter)Youwantittofallonthefloo ragain?服务员：茶或咖啡？先生。

第一个顾客：我要茶
第二个顾客：我也是茶——杯子要干净的！
服务员：两杯茶，哪个要干净的杯子？
B:(Waiter:)Teaorcoffeegentlemen?
A:Illhavetea.
C:(2ndcustomer:)Metoo-andbesuretheglassisclean!
(Waiterexitsreturns)
B:(Waiter:)Twoteas.Whichoneaskedforthecleanglass?
创新句子：我坚持用干净杯子喝茶。

服务员，这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么？
看起来象是在仰泳，
A:Waiterwhatsthisflydoinginmysoup?
Umlookstometobebackstrokesir...
服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！
别担心，先生，面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它。

A:Waitertheresaflyinmysoup!
B:Dontworrysirthespideronthebreadrollwillgetem.
服务员，我汤里有只苍蝇！
不是，先生，那是蟑螂，苍蝇在你牛排里。

A:Waitertheresaflyinmysoup!
C:Nosirthatsacockroachtheflyisonyoursteak.
服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！
别让别人看见，先生，要不别人都要。

A:Waitertheresaflyinmysoup!
B:Keepitdownsirortheyllallbewantingone.
服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！
我知道，先生，我们没有另收钱。

A:Waitertheresaflyinmysoup!
C:ItsOKSirtheresnoextracharge!
服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！
对不起，先生，我弄走那三个时忘了这个。

A:Waiterthereisaflyinmysoup!
B:SorrysirmaybeIveforgottenitwhenIremovedtheotherth ree.服务员，汤里有只死苍蝇！
是的，先生，是开水杀死了它们。

A:Waitertheresadeadflyinmysoup!
C:Yessiritsthehotwaterthatkillsthem.
话剧前半部分是荆珂刺秦王搞笑英语话剧剧本
（Introduction）：Longagotherewasacrazycountry,inthiscrazycountryther eweresomecrazypeople,tryingtoshowthecrazyhistorybyc razyways.MrJingkewasthemostfamousswordsmanandwassen ttokillkingofQing,
“Yingzheng”.Butfinallyhefailed.Doyouwanttoknowwha thappenedatthattime?Okay,nextshowwilltellyouthetrut
h.ActionI太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：
Mirror,mirror,tellme,whoisthemostprettymanintheworl d?(画外音：It’syou,PrinceDan!太子丹高兴
状)Thankumirror!（面对观众）I’
mPrinceDan,themagicmirrorsaidIamthemostattractivema nintheworld.ButYingZhengisajealousguy,Ifeelhewillki llmeifmirrortoldhimthetruth.Iamsoscared.SowhatcanId o?(向幕里大叫)Whereismyminister?
阿三(毕恭毕敬):Honey,Iamcoming.
太子丹：I’vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme “mymostbeautiful、graceful、handsome、charming、cute、smartanddearestPrinceDan”!
阿三：
Sure,honey!Ihaveagoodidea.WecanfindaherotokillYingZ heng~~~
（作杀状）太子：
Ohyeah~~~.Whatisthemostexpensivecommodityinthiscent ury?Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状）Goodidea!Butwhoistherightcandidate?
阿三：AfterscreeningIhavetwopromisingpersonsonhand.OneisM issLiMoChou,theotherisMrJinKe.TomorrowtheywillPKfor theNO1killeroftheworld.
太子：Well,showmethewinnerassoonaspossible,OK?
阿三：Yes.ActionII（《十面埋伏》中刘德华金成武决
斗时的音乐）荆轲AreyouLimochou?李莫愁Yes.荆轲OK.I’mJingke,youknow,IwillletyouknowIamthekingofthekille rs’world.李莫愁Areyouchallengingme?荆轲Offcourse!
耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁Comeon!音乐起两人冲上前来“人在
江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。

”李莫愁倒地荆轲大笑李莫愁痛苦状：Whathappened?Whyaren’tyouhurt?荆
轲:Wedon\tneedanyreasontowinaperson.Don\twe?Dowe?
（赢一个人需要理由
么，不需要么，需要么？）李莫愁：Mommaalwayssaid:\"Lifeislikeaboxofchocolates,Mochou
.Youneverknowwhatyou\regonnaget.\"Igotit,Mommaisrig ht.
荆轲再次大笑太子丹上（抱拳）：Howareyou?
荆柯：Fine,thankyou,andyou?太子丹：
OhmyGod!Couldyougivemeaninnovativeanswerto
“Howareyou”?
荆柯：Sure!太子丹：Howareyou?
羊肉串和纳税人（英文小品）
Characters:
Mr.Shi,Xiaofu,Dabao
Mr.Shi:Taxisthemajorsourceofthefiscalrevenue.Therei sanevidentchangeabouttherelationshipbetweenthetaxco llectorandtaxpayerinthepast20years.Now,thetaxcollec tor,Xiaofu,andthetaxpayerDabao,avendorsellingYangro uchuanwillshowyoutheverychange.ThefirstActhappenedi n1980s.
ActI
(inBazaarofBeijing,sanlihe,1980s)
Dabao:Yangrouchuan,yangrouchuan,eatenone,wantnine,e atenone,wantnine.
Hi,Takemyyangrouchuan.(slipped,takeitup,)
Xiaofu:Tax!Paythetax!
Dabao:(changefaces)
Taxi?Whereisthetaxi?Here’snotaxi.
Xiaofu:Tax!T---A---X!
Dabao:What’
sthetax?Ijustknowtaxi!Doyouwantmetocallataxiforyou?
Taxi----!Taxi----!
Xiaofu:Enough!Areyouthevendor?
Dabao:No,No,No,no!Imjusthavealook.Thevendorhasgonet othetoilet.
Xiaofu:Notthevendor?Impossible!youvebeenherefor2hou rs.Dabao:Really?(Xiaofu:Yes,ofcourse.)
Howdoyouknowit?
Xiaofu:ThewindowofmyofficeisopentohereandIvebeenloo kingatyoufortwohours.
Dabao:It’sabigbug!
Xiaofu:Oh.Don’
twastemytime!Pleasepaythetax----10Yuan!
Dabao:10yuan?!Mygod.Ihadjustearned20Yuanoneday!5Yua n,ok?Xiaofu:Dontcheatme,youvesoldmorethan2hundredon es.
Dabao:6yuan,mydearsisiter.
7Yuan,mylovelybeauty.
Dabao:Notforyou,notforme,letssplitthedifference.8yu an,ok?Xiaofu:(lookingaround)Allright,adeal.Butnorec eipt.
(Dabaopayed8yuanandXiaofuleft)
Dabao:Whatasmartwoman!Badluck!I’
mbankrupt.Ihavetochangemyplace.
HopeIwouldnotmeetheranymore!Let’sgo!
ActII
Mr.Shi:Thenextscenehappenedinnewcentury.Chinahadbee nmarchinginthewayofthemarketeconomyfortwentyyearsmo re,intheneweraofbuildingthewell-offsocietyinanall-r oundway,howdothevendorregardtaxasandhowisthetaxcoll ected?Thescenewilltellyou.Let’senjoyit!
(Inthemarket;Dabaoinwhiteclothes,aboardwith"NOSARS")
Dabao::Yangrouchuan,yangrouchuan.Eatenone,wantnine. Eatenone,wantnine.
Xiaofu:Hi,
Dabao:Hi.
Two:Whatafamiliarface.
Two:It’syou!
Dabao:10yearspast,youareastillataxcollector.
Xiaofu:10yearspast,youstillsellYangrouchuan.
Howisyourbusiness?
Dabao:EverythingisOK!
10yearspast,youarestillbeautifulladyinSanliheofBeij ing.Xiaofu:10yearspast,youandyourYangrouchuanlookmo recleanthan20yearsbefore.
Dabao:Thankyou.NoSARS,nodirtiness;Servepeople,serve me.Xiaofu:Great!Haveyou??
Dabao:Married?I‘mnotmarried;I’mstillsingle.
Xiaofu:Haveyouclaimedyourtaxthismonth?
Dabao:What?Taxi?Oh,tax!Ofcourse.Ishouldpaythetaxof5 0YuanthismonthandIhaveclaimedatthebeginofthismonth.
Xioafu:Yourreceipt,please.
Dabao:(showsthereceipt)
Hereyouare,Ihavepaidmytaxinthetaxservicecenterbycom puter.Xiaofu:Great!Whatagoodtaxpayeryouare.
Dabao:Thankyou.Itismyduty.I’mproudofmyselftopaythetaxforourcountry.
Xiaofu:Yeah!Thetaxyoupaidisashareofourcountry’seconomy,andyoudoalotforOlympicsofBeijing!
Dabao:Let’sdoittogether!.It’
ssaidthat,Dontaskwhatyourcountrycandoforyoubutaskwh atyoucandoforyourcountry.Justlikeme,sellYangrouchua n,andpaytheTaxfortenyearsmore.
Xiaofu:Youretheloveliestpeopleinnewcentury!
Dabao:Thankyou!Andyouretheloveliesttaxcollectorinne wera!X:Excuseme,andIhavetogonow.Bye-bye.
D:Amoment,areyoufreetomorrowevening?CouldIhaveadinn erwithyou?
Xiaofu:Well,mayIhavethecompanyofmyhusband?
Dabao:No,no,noproblem.6o’
clockintheevening,Beichuanyuan,ok?Xiaofu:justakiddi ng.Ihavetogohomenow.(leaves)
Dabao,Seeyoutomorrow.
Dabao:Hopetoseeyoueveryday.
TheEnd
*篇三：3人英文短话剧剧本[1]
Intherestaurant.在餐馆里
C,thecustomer.
W,thewaiter.
M,themanager.
Intherestaurant.
旁白：一天，一家英国的餐馆里，来了一位中国客人，故事就这样发生了：W:WhatcanIdoforyou,sir?先生要吃点什么？
C:BeijingRoastDuck,TomatoandEggSoup.Thatsall.北京烤鸭，西红柿蛋汤，就这么多了。

W:Amoment.请稍等。

W:Yours,sir.先生，这是你要的菜。

C:Thankyou.谢谢。

C:Waiter.服务生。

W:Yes?Sir.什么事，先生？
C:HowcanIhavethesoup?我怎么喝这碗汤？
W:Imsorry.Sir.Illchangeitforyou.对不起，先生，我去给您换一下。

W:Hereyoursoup.Sir.这是您的汤，先生。

C:Thankyou.谢谢。

C:waiter!服务生！
W:Sir.先生。

C:HowcanIhavethesoup?我怎么喝这碗汤？
W:Er.Imterriblysorry.Ichangeitinasecond.嗯，实在对不起，我再给您换一次。

C:Sir.Imsorryforthesoup.Nowisthesoup.先生，不是汤的问题，就是这个汤。

W:OK.好的。

C:Waiter!!服务生！
W:Sir?先生？
C:Callyourmanager,please.叫你们经理来。

M:Imsorry,sir,butwhatswrongwiththesoup?对不起，先生，汤有什么问题吗？
C:HowcanIhavethesoupwithoutaSPOON?没有调羹我怎么喝汤？
《3人3分钟的英文短剧剧本》。