经典英语日记带翻译：都是粗心惹的祸

This morning, at noon yesterday, they have taken place let me
speechless, and I had to say: "are to blame careless ah !!"
Let me talk about this morning. Mom and I are coming out of the door a few, I suddenly discovered that red scarf lying on the counter to get some sleep! I told my mom to come to the keys, remove the scarf, to help my mom drove library gatehouse!
I opened the door, key is still bulging physique, sitting in the keyhole eyes closed. Mom sent me away as usual. When walking in the halfway, the mother suddenly found: the key was gone I immediately looked, my God, no!. Mom furious, my mother even pigs do not like !!
Yesterday afternoon, I was ready to take out my pen for a long time useless: Picasso. He has spent seasons in a box up! At first, he did not write it, not right, wrong? Again! Not any written!
I toss. . . . A drop of ink ejection in the top right corner of copybooks book (inside), a drop of only spray in the workbook, but there is a shotgun! I am very angry, hey!
These two things, blame "careless" ah!
今天早上、昨天中午，都发生了让我无语的事，我只得说：“都是粗心惹的祸呀!!”
先说今天早上。

我和老妈正走出门外几部，我突然发现，红领巾还躺在柜台上睡觉呢!我跟老妈要来了钥匙，取出了红领巾，去帮老妈开车库门楼!我开了门，钥匙却依然挺着身板，坐在钥匙孔里闭目养神。

老妈像以往一样送我走了。

当走在半路是，老妈突然发现：钥匙不见了!我立马找了找，天哪，没有。

老妈火冒三丈，把我妈的连头猪都不如!!
昨天中午，我正准备取出我好久没用的钢笔：毕加索。

他已经在盒子里度过一个春夏秋冬了!一开始，他没写出来，不对呀，出错了?再来一次!又没写出来!我一甩。

一滴墨水喷在习字册的右上角(里面)，一滴不仅喷在了练习册上，而且出现了散弹!我十分生气，哎!
这两件事，都怪“粗心”啊!。