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真是个不错的退休派对
It was a nice retirement party.
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我想是的
I guess.
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不过还是有点遗憾
Still, it's a shame
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Rothman教授是被迫离职
Professor Rothman was forced to step down.
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那学校又能怎么办呢?
What choice did the university have?
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他疯了
He snapped.
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这对理论物理学家来说早司空见惯了
It happens to theoretical physicists all the time.
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我想知道Sheldon还剩多长时间
I wonder how long Sheldon's got.
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这些虾都一样大
These shrimp are all the same size.
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根本就找不到吃他们的逻辑顺序
There's no the logical order to eat them in.
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我看长不了
Can't be very long.
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嘿看啊 Rothman教授的空办公室
Hey, look, there's Rothman's empty office.
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- 悲剧啊–嗯确实
- Sad. - Mm, indeed.
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是啊
Yeah.
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太悲剧了
So sad.
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我要了
Dibs.
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什么事啊伙计们?
What's up, fellas?
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你在这儿做什么 Kripke?
What are you doing here, Kripke?
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啊在为我的新办公室量窗帘布尺寸呢
Ah, measuring my new office for drapes.
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这根本不是你的办公室好么
This is not your office.
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这是谁的还没通知呢
It hasn't been assigned yet.
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这个嘛在圣诞派对上Rothman教授企图
Well, I called dibs at the Christmas party
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和幼儿玩具项目的收购箱交配的时候
when Professor Rothman tried to have intercourse
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我就把这间办公室要下了
with the Toys for Tots collection box.
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要了?!
Dibs?!
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这里是大学不是什么游乐场
This is a university, not a playground.
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办公室不会因为谁说我要了
Offices are not assigned
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就分给谁的
because someone called dibs.
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你刚才就说了的
You just called dibs.
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你闭嘴
Shut it.
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办公室应该按资格分配
Offices are assigned by seniority.
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我到这个学校比你早
I arrived at the university first.
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我到这个办公室比你早
I arrived at the office first.
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早起的鸟儿有虫吃
I'm the proverbial early bird.
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孩儿们好
Gentlemen.
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Rothaman教授好
Professor Rothman.
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晚安
Good evening.
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真高兴又看到他戴帽子了
I'm glad that men are wearing hats again.
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他们看起来真有范儿
They're so distinguished.
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♪我们整个宇宙本处于热而密集的状态♪
♪ Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪然后近140亿年前膨胀开始了...等等! ♪
♪ Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪地球开始冷却♪
♪ The Earth began to cool
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♪万物开始生长穴居人发明工具♪
♪ The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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? 我们建了长城 ? ? <i>我们建了金字塔</i> ?
? We built the Wall ? ? <i>We built the pyramids</i> ?
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? 数学科学和历史解开一切谜团 ?
? Math, Science, History, unraveling the mystery ?
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? 一切源于大爆炸 ?
? That all started with a big bang ?
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? <i>嘭!</i> ?
? <i>Bang!</i> ?
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<font color=#00FF00>The Big Bang Theory 5x17</font>
<font color=#00FFFF>The Rothman Disintegration</font>
Original Air Date on February 16, 2018
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<font color=#0188FF>美剧论坛三叶草字幕组翻译: 挠米 Jazzy 校对: 冰之冷</font>
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我要送你一个小玩意儿
I got you a li ttle something.
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小玩意儿?
A little something?
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哦这…
Oh, it...
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哦这也太大了吧
Oh, this is huge.
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你为我做的事才叫大呢
What's huge is what you've done for me.
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哦没有 Amy 我没为你做什么
Oh, no, Amy, I haven't done anything.
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不不在遇到你之前我只是个羞怯的壁花少女
No, no, before I met you, I was a mousy wallflower.
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但是你现在再看我
But look at me now.
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我简直就是一个大城市里的时髦派对女郎
I'm like some kind of downtown hipster party girl.
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有一帮朋友还有一个男朋友
With a posse, a boyfriend
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最重要的是我的新蕾丝内衣还是在前面扣着的
and a new lace bra that hooks in the front, of all things.
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打开看看
Open it.
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快打开看看
Open it.
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好的
Okay.
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我想送给你你没有的东西
I wanted to get you something you didn't have.
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哇哦!
Wow!
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我…我都不知道该怎么…
I... I don't know what to...
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哇哦
Wow.
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你喜欢不?
Do you like it?
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我喜欢不? 哇哦
Do I like it? Wow.
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那呃你准备把它挂在哪儿呢?
So, uh, where are you gonna hang it?
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哦我滴天啊挂起来哇哦
Oh, my God. Hang it. Wow.
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唔你知道的我得有钩子
Um, you know, I'd have to go get a hook
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还有钉子还有榔头…
and nails and a hammer and...
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-没问题–哦看哪
-No problem. -Oh, look.
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你有…
You got...
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你都…都准备好了哇
You just... you got it all right there. Wow.
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我找到他了他在洗手间呢
I found him. He's in the bathroom.
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Siebert校长?
President Siebert?
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你们能不能等一下?
Can't this wait?
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对不起打扰了我们只要说一句话
I'm sorry. We just need a word.
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现在? 你知道我是你老板而且现在正握着我的小弟弟呢吧? Now? You realize I'm your boss, and I am holding my penis?
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Sheldon 给人家一点隐私嘛
Sheldon, give the man some privacy.
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真是不好意思这孩子就是没分寸
I'm sorry. This guy's got no respect for boundaries.
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你们什么事?
What do you want?
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能不能请你告诉这个疯子Rothman教授的办公室
Will you tell this lunatic
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已经名正言顺的是我的了?
that Professor Rothman's office is rightfully mine?
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你们就不能和你们部门主人商量去么?
Can't you take this up with your department chairman?
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我们问过了他的助理说他正在休假呢
We tried. His assistant said he was on sabbatical.
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虽然我们很清楚地听到他的办公室的窗户开来关去的
Although we distinctly heard his office window open and shut.
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先生们我有件任务要完成
Gentlemen, there's a task I'm trying to accomplish here,
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而且现在我很难完成它
and I'm having trouble doing it.
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哦天 Siebert校长我不是杞人忧天
Oh, my. President Siebert, I don't mean to be an alarmist,
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但是嘘嘘困难有可能是
but difficulty initiating a urine stream could be a symptom
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前列腺增生的症状
of benign prostatic hyperplasia.
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如果你感兴趣的话
If you're interested,
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我可以给你发个优酷的链接
I can send you a link to a YouTube video
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可以告诉你怎样做自我直肠检查
that'll show you how to perform your own rectal exam.
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呃给你个提示—先把指甲修一下
Uh, helpful hint--trim your nails first.
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Siebert校长直接无视他吧
Ignore him, President Siebert.
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我相信你那么年轻健壮肯定有一个…
I'm sure a young man such as yourself has a perfectly...
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超级正常健康的前列腺的
healthy prostate.
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哦他那是巴结你呢
Oh, he's just trying to butter you up.
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而且顺便说一下
And for the record,
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在做检查的时候黄油是绝佳的润滑剂
butter is an excellent lubricant for your rectal exam.
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先生们我决定让你们俩自己解决这个问题
Gentlemen, I'm going to allow the two of you to work this out 118
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因为一你们都是天才科学家
because A) you're both brilliant scientists,
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二至于谁会得到
and B) as far as who gets
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Rothman的办公室
Rothman's office, I couldn't give the furry crack
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我半点也不在乎
of a rat's behind.
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好吧既然我们都到这儿了
Well, as long as we're here,
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我也解个手吧
I might as well take a leak.
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Kripke?
Kripke?
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怎么了?
Yes?
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那是我的位置
You're in my spot.
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真够大的
That is big.
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大<i>爆</i>了
<i>So</i> big.
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而且还很丑
And ugly.
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丑爆了
So ugly.
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我要怎么办啊?
What am I gonna do?
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我也不知道
I don't know.
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你也不能把它拿下来会伤她的心的
You can't take it down. You'll break her heart.
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看那张脸
Look at that face.
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那张硕大的闹心的
That enormous, unsettling,
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疯了的脸
crazy face.
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有没有可能让我能喜欢这幅画呢?
Is there any chance I'll learn to love it?
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那得看情况了你喜欢那些让自己看起来
That depends. Do you like pictures of yourself
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很爷们儿的照片么?
where you look like a man?
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好吧这玩意儿必须不能放在这儿
All right, it's got to go.
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那你怎么和Amy说呢?
What will you tell Amy?
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要不我和她说
How about I tell her
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你看到这画里没有你
the painting makes you feel jealous
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然后你就嫉妒了?
because you're not in it?
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呃不行万一她又给我画一幅怎么办?
Nuh-uh. What if she gets me one?
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我已经有一张在威尼斯沙滩和Howard的妈妈
I already have a picture of me and Howard's mom
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编着麻花辫的照片了
getting our hair cornrowed in Venice Beach.
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我已经够受了
I've suffered enough.
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那要不然我把它撤下来等她来的时候
Well, I guess I could take it down and put it up
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再把它挂上去但是这还真有点沉
when she comes over, but it's kind of heavy.
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哦要是你有画里那么壮就不用担心了
Oh, too bad you're not as strong as the dude in the painting.
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你们看看这个呗?
Would you look at this?
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我花了25刀在易趣上和一个小毛孩儿买了
I paid $25 to some kid on eBay
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一个哈利波特的手工魔杖
for a handcrafted Harry Potter wand.
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他丫就给我寄了一个木棍
He sent me a stick.
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他就跑到家里后院然后捡起了一根棍子
He went into his backyard, he picked up a stick.
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上面还有数字呢
It's numbered.
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哦还是限量版滴呢
Ooh, limited edition.
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不错
Nice.
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哦肯定是Kripke来了
Oh, that'll be Kripke.
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他来做什么啊
What's he doing here?
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我们要像绅士一样解决办公室的归属问题
We're going to work this office situation out like gentlemen.
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要是我拿不到办公室的话我就在他的茶里下药毒他
And if that doesn't work, I'm going to poison his tea.
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-Cooper –Kripke进来吧
-Cooper. -Kripke. Come in.
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我正在泡茶
I'm making tea.
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要不要来一杯?
Would you like a cup?
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难道我穿着夏季上装吗?
Am I wearing a summer frock?
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不我不要什么茶
No, I don't want tea.
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我们言归正传
Let's get down to brass tacks.
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好为了继续保持我们和谐的友谊...
Fine. In the interest of preserving our friendship...
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我们不是朋友
We're not friends.
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好吧听起来挺伤人的
Well, that's a little hard
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不过没关系
to hear, but all right.
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你知道的外交手段的精髓就在于妥协
As you know, the essence of diplomacy is compromise.
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鉴于这一点
With that in mind,
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我提出以下建议
I propose the following.
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Rothman的办公室归我
I will take Rothman's office,
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你想个办法跟我相安无事
and you will find a way to be okay with that.
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为什么不我拿Rothman的办公室
How about I take Rothman's office,
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你去一边蹲墙角呢
and you go suck a lemon?
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你确定你不要来一杯茶?
You sure I can't get you that cup of tea?
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要不然我们通过剪刀-石头-布-蜥蜴-斯波克
How about you decide this
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来决定吧?
with Rock-Paper-Scissors Lizard-Spock?
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那是什么?
What the frig is that?
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剪刀-石头-布-蜥蜴-斯波克是由网络先锋
Rock-Paper-Scissors-Lizard-Spock was created
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Sam Kass发明的
by Internet pioneer Sam Kass as an improvement
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经典剪刀-石头-布的升级版
on the classic game Rock-Paper-Scissors.
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Sam Kass万岁
All hail Sam Kass.
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万岁
Hail.
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怎么玩儿啊?
How does it work?
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哦非常简单
Oh, it's very simple.
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剪刀剪布布包石头
Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock,
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石头砸蜥蜴蜥蜴毒死斯波克
rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock,
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斯波克击碎剪刀剪刀砍断蜥蜴
Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard,
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蜥蜴吃纸论文驳倒斯波克
lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock,
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斯波克汽化石头
Spock vaporizes rock,
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然后就像通常会有的那样石头砸剪刀
and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.
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不好意思能不能再说一遍
I'm sorry. Can you repeat that?
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这个当然可以
Well, of course.
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剪刀剪布布
Scissors cuts paper, paper
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包石头石头
covers rock, rock
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击碎蜥蜴蜥蜴毒死斯波克
crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock,
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斯波克击碎剪刀
Spock smashes scissors,
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剪刀砍断蜥蜴
Scissors decapitates lizard,
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蜥蜴吃纸论文
lizard eats paper, paper
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驳倒斯波克斯波克汽化石头
disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock,
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然后就像通常会有的那样石头砸剪刀
and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.
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差不多懂了再来一遍
Almost got it. One more time.
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好的简单剪布布包石头石头…
Surely. Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock...
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Sheldon 别说了
Sheldon, stop.
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他耍你呢
He's screwing with you.
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是么
Is he?
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那好吧
Well, then,
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看来我们陷入僵局了
it seems we have reached an impasse.
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除了和你决一死战我没有其他选择
I see no other option than to challenge you to a duel.
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我本可以用手套抽你丫的但是上周
I'd smack you with a glove, but just last week,
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我刚好打包了我过冬的那些玩意
I packed away my winter things.
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现在都是科学社会主义了
It's the 21st century.
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讲的是要和谐
You can't have a duel.
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打-打住 Howard
H-Hang on, Howard.
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Barry 你的枪法如何?
Barry, how good of a shot are you?
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不用手枪用脑子
Not pistols. Minds.
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不如来一场"百科问答"
A trivia contest,
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你可以任选一下主题
and you may choose the field of battle.
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<i>星际迷航</i>百科 <i>星际迷航:下一代</i>百科
<i>Star Trek</i> trivia, <i>Star Trek:</i> <i>Next Generation</i> trivia,
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<i>星际迷航:深空九号</i>百科
<i>Star Trek: Deep Space Nine</i> trivia,
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<i>星际迷航:重返地球</i>百科
<i>Star Trek:</i> <i>Voyager</i> trivia,
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或者是火车模型
or model trains.
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你在百科问答方面可是大有优势
You have a complete advantage in trivia.
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你的记忆力可不是盖的
You have an eidetic memory.
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再有自从我在我公寓附近
Plus, I haven't watched <i>Star Trek</i>
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发现有一家脱衣夜总会有免费自助餐之后
since I discovered the strip club near my apartment
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我就再也没看过<i>星际迷航</i>
has a free buffet.
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要找到你们俩
It's gonna be hard
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同样擅长的东西还真难
to find something you're both equally good at.
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有没有什么东西你们俩都很水?
Is there anything you're both equally bad at?
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运动
Sports.
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好了这次比赛是一对一
All right, this is one-on-one.
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第一个拿到五分的人就可以赢得办公室没有问题吧?
First person to five wins the office. Any questions?
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呃 Sheldon你问
Yes, Sheldon.
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什么五分?
Five what?
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就是投进五个球
Balls in the basket.
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呦!
Ew!
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这算出界了对不对?
It's out, right?
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请求暂停
Time.
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地方不够了
Ran out of room.
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你还记得那些恶霸曾经
You know all those terrible things
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是如何欺负我们的吗?
bullies used to do to us?
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记得
Yeah.
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我知道他们为什么要这么做了
I get it.
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哦啊!
Ooh, aah!
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嘿!
Hey!
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他蓄意犯规!
He did that on purpose!
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不他不是故意的
No, he didn't.
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这里发生的一切都不是故意的
Nothing that's happening here is being done on purpose.
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好吧呃我们不玩一对一了
Okay, uh, forget one-on-one.
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来试试投篮对抗吧
Let's try a free throw contest.
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第一个投篮命中的人可以赢得办公室
First person who makes a basket wins the office.
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这规则制定得也太简单了点吧 Hofstadter
Making it too easy there, Hofstadter.
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不不我没制定得那么简单
No. No, I'm not.
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给力啊 Sheldon
Use the force, Sheldon.
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给力啊
Use the force.
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我还需要再给力点
I'm gonna need more force.
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好吧 Cooper 准备好清扫你那碎得像渣的玻璃心吧
All right, Cooper, prepare to have your heart broken.
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我这样有分吗?
Do I get points for that?
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哦!
Oh!
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好吧这都过了45分钟了
All right, we gave it 45 minutes.
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笑点都没了我们来试试其他的吧
It's no longer funny. Let's try something else.
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你想玩些啥?
What do you propose?
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呃数三下
Uh, on the count of three,
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你俩用力朝地上拍球
both of you bounce the balls as hard as you can.
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看谁的球弹最高谁就赢得办公室
The highest bounce wins the office.
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噢你玩完儿了 Cooper
Oh, you are going down, Cooper.
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非也非也 Kripke
I don't think so, Kripke.
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老子当年可是拍过很多小皮球的
I've bounced many a rubber ball in my day.
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好吧屁话少说
All right, that's enough trash talk.
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一
One,
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二三
two, three.
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Sheldon的更高
Sheldon was higher.
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恭喜你
Congratulations,
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Sheldon 你赢得了办公室
Sheldon. You win office.
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现在是谁在运动上不得意了?
Who's unsatisfactory in P.E. now?
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? We go together
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? Like rama lama lama ka dinga da dinga dong ?
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? Remembered forever...
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噢真是一部好片儿
Oh, what a great movie.
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我真不敢相信你居然没看过<i>油脂</i>
I cannot believe you've never seen <i>Grease.</i>
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我娘不让我看
My mother didn't allow me to watch it.
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她怕我学坏加入黑社会
She was afraid it might encourage me to join a gang.
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我得撤了
I've got to go.
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我明儿还得早起
I've got to get up early.
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我们公司要测试一种新型类固醇
My company's testing a new steroid
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按理说不会使得蛋蛋萎缩
that supposedly doesn't shrink testicles,
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最后一个在那里的人要负责测量
and the last one there has to do the measuring.
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我想我也得撤了
I guess I should get going, too.
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晚安画中的Penny
Good night, painting Penny.
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晚安现实的Penny
Good night, real Penny.
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晚安现实的Amy
Good night, real Amy.
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你无需对画中的Amy说晚安
You don't have to say good night to painting Amy,
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因为她会留在这里的
'cause she's never leaving.
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晚安现实的Penny
Good night, real Penny.
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拜拜
Bye.
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晚安 Penny哥
Good night, transvestite Penny.
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好吧让我把你从墙上取下来
Okay. Let us take you off the wall.
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眼不见心不烦
Out of sight, out of mind.
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希望如此
I wish.
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我想问一句我能借下那部片儿吗?
You know, can I borrow that movie?
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那里面唱歌的小流氓绝对可以让我激情澎湃
Those singing hooligans really got my motor running.
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当然可以拿去看吧
Sure, sure. Enjoy.
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我是说你可以看够了再还给我或者...
I mean, get it back to me when you can, or...
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你知道吗其实你可以不用还
you know what, actually, you keep it.
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这算我送你的
It's just going to be my gift to you.
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-拜拜 -谢谢你
- Bye. - Thank you.
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等等... 画哪儿去了?
Wait... Where'd the painting go?
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搁那儿呢
It's right over there.
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为什么?
Why?
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我也不知道为什么真奇怪
I have no idea. That is weird.
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- 你不喜欢它 - 不是
- You hate it. - No.
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不不不它只是有点大
No, no. It's just, it's a little big.
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- 我觉得自己是个白痴 - 拜托你不是个白痴
- I feel like an idiot. - No, come on, you're not an idiot. 318。