儿童英语小笑话故事短文

儿童英语小笑话故事短文
An Irishman once sent for a boot-maker, and gave orders for a pair of boots. When hismeasure was taken, he told him that, as one of his legs was bigger than the other, the bootsmust be made
accordingly. As soon as they were sent home, he put the big boot on the smallleg, and after trying in vain the small boot on the big leg. He fell into a great passion, andwrote to the poor
boot-maker the following letter: "Oh! You thief! I ordered you to make oneboot bigger than the other, but instead of that, you have made me one smaller than the other!"
爱尔兰人和靴匠
一个爱尔兰人请来了制靴匠,要他定做一双靴子.当量完尺码后,他告诉鞋匠,他的一只脚比另一只脚大,靴子一定要照着做.当靴子做好送到他家后,他把大靴穿在小的那只脚上,再徒劳地试着把小靴穿在大的那只脚上.他大为震怒,于是写了封信给那可怜的制靴匠.信的内容如下:"喔!你这个贼!我要求你做成一只靴子要比一只大一点,而你做给我的反倒是一只靴子比另一只小了."
A man suddenly found that he was shrinking. Each day he was getting smaller and smaller. Veryworried, he went to the doctor’s office. “I’ve got to see doctor!”the man demanded, frantically.
“He’s very busy,” the nurse calmly replied.
“Just take a seat and be a little patient.”
小病人
一位男子突然发现自己越来越矮，每天矮一点。

他担扰地走进一家诊疗所。

“我要见大夫!”他着急地喊叫。

“他正忙呢。

”护士镇定地说。

“你就坐着当个小病人吧耐心地等吧。

”
Before singing, a famous actor was asking the audience in his hometown.
“Have you heard my singing before?”
When he received a mixture of responses, he remarked.
“It’s a great pity that you haven’t heard my singing,but it’s an even greater pity once youhave heard my singing.
莫大的遗憾
一位著名的演员在唱歌前向家乡的听众：
“你们以前听过我唱歌吗?”
他听不同的回答后接着说：“你们没听过我唱歌，这是个莫大的遗憾;但是你们听我唱歌以后会更加遗憾的。

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