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Something
about
the
bible. Something
about
the
Bible.
First
of
all,
I’m
an
atheist,
which
means
I’m
an
unforgivable
soul
in
god’s
eyes.
Since
a
sinner
can
no
be sinned,
I
don’t
give
a
damn about being punished.
So,
how
did
the universe begin? There
is
the
big
ban theory and
the
‘god made everything’
There
is
a
funny way
to combine the two. God was wrestling with someone, and
I
guess
he
was pushing to
hard and yeah,
he farted with
a
and
big
‘bang’sound, creating the universe. Anyways, back
to
the topic. First there were darkness and chaos. And somehow god created earth and stars. Then
he
said
there be light”and puff, there was light. Says so
on the bible. He used up
all six days to create things and left the last day to
Ther e’s something that’s bothering me about
the
way bible was written.
If
there were
no human, who recorded the
first
six days? Did
god
do something and
then
down “God says, let there be
let there be
an expanse between waters to separate water from water”? That must be pretty stupid. And
I guess that God
this
was
not
good enough
to convince others, and made
a
new testament. “He
also made
the stars. God
set
them
in
the expanse of
the
sky
to
light
on
the earth.”Now
he didn’t mention the Sun. Didn’t this
‘Mr.
I
know everything upon earth heaven and hell’knew that
the
stars were
not
a
and cannot produce light? Who cares let’s
get
to
the interesting part.
The
bible says human were already created on
the
6th day.
But
then
after everything was
created, God made Adam and
Eve
out
of dust. That
is
a
very stupid paradox. Try explaining it.
Adam and Even
ate
the fruit, which was believed to
be
fig, and they were casted out
of
the Garden of Eden. Humans owned him big. Humans are sinners. What God tries
to teach us
is,
we
are sinners
moment we were born. And
if
we
kill ourselves out
of
guilt that would be more sins
to suffer. At
last
he
was
like “Oh crap
I wanna
destroy mankind!”and
then
to
Noah, “Make
sure
you
bring
2
of
each specie.”
The
bible,
some
says
with
their
little
eyes sparkling with excitement, is
just unbelievable. Yep,
sure isn’t. God,
if there
is one,
is
like this Santa who puts you
on
a death list instead of
a naughty list. Who never shows up when
are
in needs and expects us
to worship him.
He didn’t help animals when they were torn
by leopards. Hey,
it’s natural selection! And
he didn’t appear when
American troops invaded Iraq. Hey,
it’s
social Darwinism! Yet,
he
can’t control
the present
but
the future,
and
when
the
future comes
to present,
he
can’t control that either.
He
is
a
big bowl
of empty talk and bullshit.。

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