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在小学英语教学期间,英语小故事能够为学生的学习提供良好的背景。幽默英语小故事有哪些呢?本文是我整理的幽默英语小故事16篇，欢迎阅读。

幽默英语小故事1.

Be Careful What You Wish For

A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.

During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each.

The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her hand, and Boom! She had the tickets in her hand.

Next, it was the husbands turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly, "Well, Id like to have a woman 30 years younger than me."

经典小学英语小笑话故事大全

A Useful Way

Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water?

Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad.

Father: What's that got to do with it?

Jack: I forgot to wash the apple.

爸爸：杰克，你干嘛喝这么多水呀?

杰克：我刚才吃了个苹果，爸爸。

爸爸：可是这跟喝水有什么关系呢?

杰克：我忘了洗苹果呀。

Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool毒菌?

Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up the next morning, it was amushroom.

年少的童子军：我怎样才能把蘑菇和毒蕈区别开呢?

年长的童子军：上床前吃一个。如果你第二天早上醒来，那就是蘑菇。

One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition — If I Am aManager.

All the students began to write except a boy.

The teacher went to him and asked the reason.

小学英语幽默小故事

“哪里有人,哪里就有笑声。”从古到今,笑话是人们生活中不可缺少的“调剂品”。笑话使人们在刻板的生活中感到一丝快意和放松，在人们的日常生活中起着重要调剂作用。下面店铺为大家带来小学英语幽默小故事，欢迎大家阅读!

小学英语幽默小故事1：

1. The buddy said to Tom, "I hear that it's the safest sitting in the middle of the train. Once an accident occurs, both ends of the train get damaged worst."

伙伴对汤姆说：“我听说坐在火车中间最安全。一旦发生事故，火车两头遭到的破坏最大。”

"Idiot! Why won't they get rid of both ends of the train?"

“白痴!他们为什么不去掉火车的两头呢?”

小学英语幽默小故事2：

"You'll be pleased with me today, mother," said Dick to his mother, coming home from school. "I saved on fares. I didn't go to schoolby bus but ran all the way after it."

“妈妈，你今天会对我满意的，“放学回家后，迪克对妈妈说。“我省下了车钱。我上学时没有乘公共汽车，而是一路跟着公共汽车跑。”

"Well," said his mother laughing. "Next time you should run after a taxi, you'll save much more."

小学五年级英语幽默小故事

学生是有很多方法的，其中一个就是多看幽默有趣的英语小故事。下面店铺将为你推荐小学五年级学习英文的幽默小故事，希望能够帮到你!

五年级幽默英文小故事：A Family Rule

Mr. and Mrs. Jones very seldom go out in the evening, but last saturday, Mrs. Jones said to her husband, "There is a good film at the cinema tonight. Can we go and see it?"

Mr. Jones was quite happy about it, so they went, and both of them enjoyed the film.

They came out of the cinema at 11 o'clock, got into their car and began driving home. It was quite dark. Then Mrs. Jones said, "Look, Bill. A woman's running along the road very fast, and a man's running after her. Can you see them?"

Mr. Jones said, "Yes, I can." He drove the car slowly near the woman and said to her, "Can we help you?"

小学英语幽默小故事五则

Story 1 I Don’t Like Her

故事一我不喜欢她

Bob goes to a new school.

鲍勃去了所新学校。

One day he comes back, “Bob, do you like your new teacher?” his mother asks.一天，他回到家，他妈妈问他：“你喜欢你的新老师吗？”

“I don’t like her, Mother. Because first she says that three and three is six, and then she says that two and four is six, too.”

“不，我不喜欢她，妈妈。因为她先说3加3等于6，然后她又说2加4等于6.”

Story 2 Ten Candies

故事二十块糖

Mother asks her son, “Jim, if you have ten candies, and you eat four, then how many candles do you have?”

妈妈问儿子：“吉姆，如果你有10块糖，吃了4块，那你还有几块糖？”

“Ten.” Jim says.

“10块。”吉姆说。

“Then,” Mother asks.

“10块？”妈妈问。

“Yes, Mum. Four candles are in my stomach and six candies are out of my stomach. Four and six is ten, isn’t it right?”

三年级英语有趣小故事有哪些

小学三年级阶段的学生阅读有趣的英语小故事是很有意义的，有助于孩子提高阅读有的水平。以下是店铺为大家整理了小学三年级学生阅读的一些英语有趣小故事，一起来看看吧!

三年级有趣英文小故事：磕睡之人

The preacher was vexed because a certain member of his congregation always fell asleep during the sermon. As the man was snoring in the front row one Sunday, the preacher determined he would teach him not to sleep during the sermon.

牧师非常生气，因为总有一个人在他说教时睡觉。一个星期天，正当坐在前排的那个人打瞌睡时，牧师决定要好好地教育他不要睡觉。

In a whisper, he asked the congregation. "All who want to go to heaven, please rise，" Everyone got up except the snorer. After whispering" Be seated"，the minister shouted at the top of his voice，"All those who want to be with the devil，please rise. "

三年级小学生英语小故事三篇

三班级学校生英语小故事篇一

Those who will not work deserve to starve.

A Blacksmith had a little Dog, which used to sleep when his master was at work, but was very wide awake indeed when it was time for meals. One day his master pretended to be disgusted at this, and then he had thrown him a bone as usual, he said, “What on earth is the good of a lazy cur like you?” When I am hammering away at my anvil, you just curl up and go to sleep: but no sooner do I stop for a mouthful of food than you wake up and wag your tail to be fed.

三班级学校生英语小故事篇二

Christmas was coming .Mr Smith had no money to buy any presents for his children .His wife was ill and he spent a lot of money on her medicine .And the harvest was bad and all his family were going go be hungry the next spring .He was quite worried about it .

小学生五年级英文幽默小故事

小学的时候经常能听到一些英语故事，今天小编整理了一些小学英语故事，希望大家喜欢。

小学生五年级英文幽默小故事：鹦鹉老板

There was a guy who went into a shop to buy a parrot.There were three parrots in the shop. One was $5,000; another one, $10,000; and the third one, $30,000. The customer asked the owner, “How come this guy is $5,000? That’s so expensive for this kind of parrot.”

有个人到一间商店买鹦鹉。店里有三只鹦鹉，其中一只卖五千元，另一只卖一万元，还有一只卖三万元。顾客问老板：为什么这只要卖五千元?这个价钱对这种鹦鹉来说太贵了!

The owner said, “Because I have trained him and he can talk.” So the customer asked him, “How about this guy? What can he do that makes him so expensive?” The owner said, “Well, apart from talking, he can also do some amusing actions,like dancing and so on.That’s why he’s so expensive.”

小学生英语幽默故事(三篇)

小学生英语幽默故事（三篇）

小学生英语幽默故事篇一

The Second World War had begun, and John wanted to join the army, but he was only 16 years old, and boys were allowed to join only if they were over 18. So when the army doctor examined him, he said that he was 18. But John‘s brother had joined the army a few days before, and the same doctor had examined him too. This doctor remembered the older boy‘s family name, so when he saw John‘s papers, he was surprised. ”How old are you?”he said.”Eighteen, sir,”said John. ”But your brother was eighteen, too,” said the doctor. “Are you twins?””Oh, no, sir,”said John, and his face went red. “My brother is five months older than I am.”小学生英语幽默故事篇二

小学三年级英语小故事6篇（带翻译,10到60个单词）

第一篇：小学三年级英语小故事6篇(带翻译,10到60个单词) 英语小品

三年级暑假

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The Thirsty Pigeon

A PIGEON, oppressed by excessive thirst, saw a goblet of water painted on a signboard.Not supposing it to be only a picture, she flew towards it with a loud whir and unwittingly dashed against the signboard, jarring herself terribly.Having broken her wings by the blow, she fell to the ground, and was caught by one of the bystanders.Zeal should not outrun discretion.口渴的鸽子

有只鸽子口渴得很难受，看见画板上画着一个水瓶，以为是真的。他立刻呼呼地猛飞过去，不料一头碰撞在画板上，折断了翅膀，摔在地上，被人轻易地捉住了。

这是说，有些人想急于得到所需的东西，一时冲动，草率从事，就会身遭不幸。

The Wind And The Sun

One day the wind said to the sun, “Look at that man walking along the road.I can get his cloak off more quickly than you can.”

小学五年级英语幽默小故事(三篇)word版本

小学五年级英语幽默小故事(三篇)

小学五年级英语幽默小故事（三篇）

Across a small drugstore, a large chain store was newly opened and would defeat the businessof the small drugstore.

The shopkeeper of the drugstore went to a priest to talk about his concern. The priestsuggested, “You stand in front of your store every day to pray for it to prosper, and then turnaround to pray for that chain store likewise, that is, to embrace your enemy in public.”

Some days later, as what the shopkeeper worried, his store shut down, but he was appointedas the manager of the chain store, and earned more than before.

一间小杂货店对面新开了一家大型连锁商店，这家商店即将打垮杂货店的生意。

杂货店老板找牧师诉苦。牧师建议他：“每天早上站在商店门前祈祷你的商店生意兴隆，然后转过身去，也同样祈祷那家连锁商店，也就是当众拥抱你的敌人。”

小学英语趣味小故事

小学英语老师在教到同学们英语的时候，会用搞一些趣味小故事教他们下面这些是小编为大家推荐的几篇小学英语趣味小故事。

小学英语趣味小故事1:睡不着的小松鼠

One evening in December, the wind whistling blowing, the white snow covering the entire piece pine.

After dinner, my mother squirrel receive the tray in the kitchen, the small squirrel to bed, give him cover the quilt, he said softly: "Baby, go to sleep!"

Sleep little squirrel. "I could not sleep." Squirrel wink.

"We want to sleep a long sleep, until the weather became warmer." Squirrel mother stroking a small squirrel.

"I can not sleep." Squirrel tail shaking.

Squirrel father lift a small wooden table will block the portal, lifting a small wooden chair on the table, and the chair put a thick book. Then, he was lying on the right side of squirrels, he said: "! Good boy, and quickly to sleep."

小学英语搞笑小故事.ppt

• “Because the teacher asks us a question in class and nobody can answer it, but I can.” “It’s good to answer the teacher’s question.” “But the question is ‘Who pours ink on my chair?’”
条裙子是最好的？”她的父亲说：“我认为蓝色是最好的。”她问她的母亲：“你认为哪条裙子是最好的？”她的母亲回答：“当然是白色的了。”缇娜说：“谢谢。”她穿上黄色的裙子出去了。
• 店主说：“不，我的狗不咬人。” • 于是这个妇人试着抚摸小狗，可是小狗却
咬了她。“哎哟！”妇人说，“我想你刚才还说你的狗不咬人。” • 店主人回答说：“那不是我的狗。”
Where is the egg?
• Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"?
学生：在蛋糕里，先生
A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money? I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. “But why are you so interested in the old woman?" "She is the one who sells the candy."

儿童英文幽默小故事中文对照版

儿童英文幽默小故事(三)

The Panda in China

A panda looks like a little bear. It has black and white fur. It lives only in China, so it is called the national treasure of China and protected by the law.

We all see panda on TV or in the zoo. They look stupid and walk slowly, but they are lovely and everyone likes them.

A panda is lucky animal. We Chinese like it, and people of the world like it, too. Now there are China’s pandas in ma ny other countries, such as Japan and the USA…

A panda isn’t a common animal, it is bridge of friendship.

中国熊猫

熊猫看起来好像一只小熊。它的皮毛是黑白相间。它只居住在中国，因此，它是中国的国宝，受到国家法律的保护。

我们在电视上或在动物园里能看到熊猫。他们看起来显得很笨的样子，走起来很缓慢，但很可爱，大家都很喜欢它们。

熊猫是个吉祥的动物。中国人民喜欢它，世界人民也喜欢它。现在许多国家都有中国的熊猫，如，日本、美国……

有趣的小学生英语故事

英语故事教学法是一种特别有效的教学方法。英语故事带给课堂活力,也促进了学生英语口语的进步和对英语的持续不断的兴趣。下面是店铺带来的有趣的小学生英语故事，欢迎阅读!

有趣的小学生英语故事篇一

Lonely frog

A lonely frog, desperate for any form of company, telephoned the Psychic Hot line to find out what his future has in store.

一只孤独的青蛙，对所有形式的陪伴都感到绝望，于是它拨打了心理咨询热线，想要知道它的未来还有什么样的可能。

His Personal Psychic Advisor advises him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

它的个人心理咨询顾问对它说，“你会遇见一位美丽的姑娘，她会想要知道所有关于你的事情”

The frog is thrilled and says, "This is great! Where will I meet her, at work, at a party?"

青蛙感到万分激动，说：“太好了!我会在哪遇见她?工作的时候?还是在晚宴上?”

"No" says the psychic, "in a Biology class."

“不，”顾问说，“在生物课上。”

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小学英语趣味小故事四则

（一）两只狗

A man has two dogs: a hound and a housedog. He trains the hound to help him hurt and teaches the housedog to watch the house. When he returns home after a day’s hunt, he always gives the house-dog some meat. The hound feels very angry. He says unhappily to the housedog, “Where I work very hard outside, you share my food.” “Don’t blame me, my friend. You should blame the master. He doesn’t teach me to hurt, but to share other’s food,” the housedog answers.

Don’t blame children for the mistakes of their parent 有一个人养了两条狗：一条是猎犬，一条是看家狗。他训练猎狗帮他打猎，教看家狗守家。当猎人打了一天猎回家后，总要分给看家狗一些肉，猎狗对此很生气。它不高兴地对看家狗说道：“我在外边追捕猎物十分辛苦，而你在家什么都不做，但你却分享我的食物。”看家狗回答道：“不要责怪我，我的朋友。你应该去责备主人。他不教我打猎，却只教我分享别人的食物。”不要因为父母的错误而去责备孩子。