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英语幽默小故事(共8篇)

英语幽默小故事〔共8篇〕篇1：英语幽默小故事 Don't Pick Up the Money on the GroundAn economist professor and a student are walking down the street when they see a $20 bill lying on the sidewalk in front of them. The student goes to pick up the money but his professor stops him and tells him not to bother.Why not?If it were a real twenty-dollar bill, someone would have picked it up already.Everything that can be invented has been invented.别捡地上的钱一位经济学教授和一名学生正在大街上行走，这时他们看到前面的人行道上躺着一张20美元面值的钞票。

学生走过去准备捡，教授制止了他，告诉他别自寻烦恼。

“为什么不捡?”“假设那是一张真20美元钞票的话，早就有人捡走了。

”“该创造的都已经被创造出来了。

”篇2：英语幽默小故事 The Less You Know, the More Money You MakeTheorem: Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives.Now a rigorous mathematical proof that explains why this is true:Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.Postulate 2: Time is Money.As every engineer knows, Power=Work/Time. Since Knowledge=Power, and Time=Money, we haveKnowledge=Work/Money. Solving for Money, we get: Money=Work/Knowledge.Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity regardless of the Work done.Conclusion: The less you know, the more money you make.知识越少挣钱越多定理：工程师和科学家永远应当比经济专家挣钱少。

小学生英语笑话故事【三篇】

小学生英语笑话故事【三篇】导读：本文小学生英语笑话故事【三篇】，仅供参考，如果觉得很不错，欢迎点评和分享。

【篇1】It's sunny day in spring. Miss Cat is fishing. Suddenly the fishing rod moves. "Great! Oh, it's so heavy!" Miss Cat says happily.The fish is plucked out of the river. "Oh, a big fish! How big the fish is!" She cheers. But she puts the fish into the river and goes on fishing.At the time Mr. Horse goes by and sees it. "What do you set it free?" He asks. "Because my pot is too small. I can't cook it," Miss Cat says.这是春天里一个阳光明媚的日子，猫小姐在河边钓鱼。

突然鱼竿动了动。

“太棒了！哇，好重啊！”猫小姐高兴地喊着。

鱼被拉出来了。

“啊！一条大鱼！这条大鱼可真大呀！”她欢呼道。

但是她却把鱼放回河里，又继续钓鱼。

这时候马先生路过，看见这一切，就问她：“为什么你把鱼放了？” “因为我的锅太小。

我没办法烧这么大的鱼。

”猫小姐回答说。

【篇2】Three handsome male dogs are walking down the streetwhen they see a beautiful, enticing, female poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time. The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them "The first one who can use the words "liver" and "cheese" together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me."The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says "I love liver and cheese.""Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever."She turned to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and said, "How well can you do?" "Ummmm...I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever."My, my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the Lab's sentence."She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "How about you, little guy?"The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell chihuahua. He gives her a smile, a slywink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says...【篇3】A guy is driving around the back woods of Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: "Talking Dog For Sale."He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the back yard. The guy goes into the back yard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there. "You talk?" he asks."Yep," the Lab replies.After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says "So, what's your story? "The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders; because no one figured a dog would be eaves- dropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running.""But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. "Ten dollars," the guy says "Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?""Because he's a liar. He never did any of that stuff."。

英语幽默小故事10篇

英语幽默小故事10篇在繁忙的学习工作中，阅读一些幽默笑话是我们放松心情的好方式。

下面店铺为大家带来英语幽默小故事共10篇，希望大家喜欢!Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue.The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "Gigantic Sale!" and "Super Bargains!"The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, "Prices Slashed!" and "Fantastic Discounts!"The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, "ENTRANCE".幽默故事翻译：中间战术三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条商业街上租用了毗邻的店铺。

旁观者等着瞧好戏。

右边的零售商挂起了巨大的招牌，上书：“大减价!”“特便宜!”左边的商店挂出了更大的招牌，声称：“大砍价!”“大折扣!”中间的商人随后准备了一个大招牌，上面只简单地写着：“入口处”。

During World War II, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of course met a lot of men, officers and soldiers.One evening she met Captain Humphreys at a dance. He said to her, "I‘m going abroad tomorrow, but I‘d be very happy if we could write to each other." Joan agreed, and they wrote for several months.Then his letters stopped, but she received one from another officer, telling her that he had been wounded and was in a certain army hospital in England.Joan went there and said to the matron, "I‘ve come to visitCaptain Humphreys.""Only relatives are allowed to visit patients here," the matron said."Oh, that‘s all right," answered Joan. "I‘m his sister.""I‘m very pleased to meet you," the matron said, "I‘m his mother!"幽默故事翻译：在第二次世界大战中，有许多年轻的妇女在军营中服役。

小学英语幽默小故事五则

Story 1 I Don’t Like Her故事一我不喜欢她Bob goes to a new school.鲍勃去了所新学校。

One day he comes back, “Bob, do you like your new teacher?” his mother asks.一天，他回到家，他妈妈问他：“你喜欢你的新老师吗？”“I don’t like her, Mother. Because first she says that three and three is six, and then she says that two and four is six, too.”“不，我不喜欢她，妈妈。

因为她先说3加3等于6，然后她又说2加4等于6.”Story 2 Ten Candies故事二十块糖Mother asks her son, “Jim, if you have ten candies, and you eat four, then how many candles do you have?”妈妈问儿子：“吉姆，如果你有10块糖，吃了4块，那你还有几块糖？”“Ten.” Jim says.“10块。

”吉姆说。

“Then,” Mother asks.“10块？”妈妈问。

“Yes, Mum. Four candles are in my stomach and six candies are out of my stomach. Four and six is ten, isn’t it right?”“是的，妈妈。

因为4块在我的肚子里面，6块在肚子外面，4加6等于10，不对吗？”Story 3 Count Tomorrow Morning故事三明天早上数It’s a right. John is looking at the sky.这是一个晚上。

约翰抬头看着天空。

Tom is John’s younger brother. He asks John “What are you doing?”汤姆是约翰的弟弟。

英语爆笑笑话6则带翻译双语阅读

英语爆笑笑话6则带翻译双语阅读笑话是指以一句短语或一个小故事让说话者和听者之间觉得好笑，或是产生幽默感，另外一个行动(动作)型的笑话是以动作影响人的视觉及观感，而感到好笑。

下面一起来看一下一些爆笑英语笑话吧。

In music class, the teacher asked Jack: “Please answer me what the oldest musical instrument is.”音乐课上，老师问杰克：“请回答，世界上最古老的乐器是什么?”Jack answered unhesitatingly: “It is the accordion.”杰克坚定地回答：“是手风琴。

”The teacher asked doubtfully: “Why do you say that it is the accordion, my dear boy?”老师疑惑地问：“为什么是手风琴呢，英语笑话我可爱的孩子?”Jack s aid: “Teacher, don’t you see that the accordion is completely covered by wrinkles.”杰克说：“老师，您没看见手风琴上全是皱纹吗?”最好的解释The Best ExplanationOnce in a physics class, Tom’s teacher asked the students: “When it thunders, why do we see the lightning first, then hear the thunders?”一次物理课上，汤姆的老师问同学们：“当打雷的时候，为什么我们先看到闪电，然后才听到雷声呢?”Tom answered the question very quickly, while his classmates were thinking it hard.当同学们都还在苦思冥想时，英语笑话汤姆很快就答了上来。

儿童英文幽默小故事带翻译

儿童英文幽默小故事带翻译这个世界上有成千上万不可计数的英文故事，它们的风格多样，千变万化，诡异万千，有幽默类型的，有推理类型的也有灵异类型的。

今天为大家奉上儿童英文幽默小故事，时间难得，何不深入了解一下让自己的收获更多呢?儿童英文幽默小故事(一)It Must Be CrowdedA teacher is telling his students, “The moon is very large. Several millions people can live there.”And a boy laughs and says, “It must get crowded when it’s a crescent moon.”一定很拥挤一位告诉学生：“月亮非常大，上面能住几百人。

”一个男孩笑着说：“当月亮变成月牙的时候，住在上面的人该多拥挤啊!”儿童英文幽默小故事(二)I can’t Cook ItIt’s sunny day in spring. Miss Cat is fishing. Suddenly the fishing rod moves. “Great! Oh, it’s so heavy!” Miss Cat says happily.The fish is plucked out of the river. “Oh, a big fish! How big the fish is!” She cheers. But she puts the fish into the river and goes on fishing.At th e time Mr. House goes by and sees it. “What do you set it free?” He asks. “Because my pot is too small. I can’t cook it,” Miss Cat says.我没法煮它这是春天里一个阳光明媚的日子，猫小姐在河边钓鱼。

英语幽默笑话

英语幽默笑话笑话一：一只鸟的英语水平有一只鸟飞到了一家语言学校的窗户上，看到窗户上写着：“免费学习英语，从零开始。

”于是，它翘起了尾巴，挺起了胸脯，然后大声地说道：“Polly wants a cracker!”（小鹦鹉想要个饼干!）这时，里面的老师听到了声音，走过来看窗户，发现了一只鸟。

老师开玩笑说：“你来这里学习英语吗？”鸟点点头。

老师继续说：“那你可以念一句英文的经典名言吗？”鸟听后想了一下，然后顺利地说道：“Early to bed, early to rise, makes abird healthy, wealthy, and wise!”（早睡早起使鸟健康、富有和聪明！）老师忍不住惊讶地说：“哇，你的英语真是棒极了！你是怎么学会的？”鸟笑着回答：“Well, actually I learned English from none other than Polly the Parrot!”（嗯，其实我是从鹦鹉波利那里学的英语！）笑话二：失踪的手机一天晚上，一位英国中学生在回家的路上，不小心将他的手机掉在了路上。

等他发现手机丢了，已经回到家了，于是他告诉他的爸爸发生了什么事情。

爸爸安慰他说：“别担心，我帮你打个电话，看看能不能找到手机。

”于是爸爸打了个电话，手机立刻就响了起来，但是声音却传来的十分奇怪。

爸爸听后说：“嗨，我是XX的爸爸。

你找到了我儿子的手机吗？”手机那头传来一个陌生的声音：“是的，我找到了。

你是他爸爸吗？”爸爸回答：“是的，我是他爸爸。

”手机那头的声音又问：“那你能告诉我他的厕所在哪里吗？我正躲在这儿接你的电话呢！”笑话三：英语课上的问题一天在英语课上，老师问学生们一个问题：“如果今天是过去的昨天，明天是过去的明天，那么今天是星期几？”结果所有的学生都陷入了沉思，似乎没有一个学生能够回答出这个问题。

就在这时，一个学生举手回答道：“老师，今天是星期二。

”老师听后很惊讶地问他：“为什么你认为今天是星期二？”学生回答：“因为我们是星期一上的英语课！”笑话四：一个有趣的对话一位美国人和一位英国人在一家酒吧里坐在一起，开始聊天。

关于英文笑话故事5篇_英语的笑话故事简短

关于英文笑话故事5篇_英语的笑话故事简短关于英文笑话故事5篇关于英文笑话故事篇一alieMom:"Whichbananadoyouwant,Victor"Victor:"Iwantthatoneofthegr eatet."Mom:"Victor,youhouldbepolite,tohavethatlittleone."Victor: "Mom,Imutlietobepolite"妈妈：“你要哪一只香蕉，维克多”维克多：“我要那只最大的。

”妈妈：“维克多，你应该懂礼貌，要那只小的。

”维克多：“妈妈，难道懂礼貌就必须说谎吗”关于英文笑话故事篇二TwoBird两只鸟Teacher:Herearetwobird,oneiawallow,theotheriparrow.Nowwhocantell uwhichiwhichStudent:IcannotpointoutbutIknowtheanwer.Teacher:Plea etellu.Student:Thewallowibeidetheparrowandtheparrowibeidethewall ow.老师：这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。

谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

老师：请说说看。

学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

关于英文笑话故事篇三WhoItheLaziet谁最懒Father:Well,Tom,Iakedtoyourteachertoday,andnowIwanttoakyouaqueti on.WhoithelazietperoninyourclaTom:Idon"tknow,father.Father:Oh,ye,youdo!Think!Whenotherboyandgirlaredoingandwriting,whoitinthecla andonlywatchehowotherpeopleworkTom:Ourteacher,father.父亲：哎，汤姆，今天我跟你们老师谈过，现在我想问你个问题。

英语幽默小故事五篇_儿童故事

英语幽默小故事五篇篇一：A Gentle ReminderHaving been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table when I hinted, "Honey, do you realize that we've been sitting in these same two seats for exactly 35 years?"Putting down the newspaper, he looked straight at me and said, "So, you want to switch seats?"篇二：Lucky MotherA young mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food when there were so many hungry people in the world. One evening, she was giving her small daughterher tea before putting her to bed. First she gave her a slice of fresh brown bread and butter, but the child said that she did not want it like that. She asked for some jam on her bread as well.Her mother looked at her for a few seconds and then said, When I was a small girl like you, Lucy, I was always given either bread and butter, or bread and jam, but never bread with butter and jam.Lucy looked at her mother for a few moments with pity in her eyes and then said to her kindly, Aren't you pleased that you've come to live with us now?篇三：How to Become RichLittle brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father.Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do that. Here's a nickel.Little brother: That makes a buck and a quarter I've made this month.篇四：I want a nightmareBefore the final examination, T om told his mother, "Mom, Ihad a dream last night that I'd passed today's exam.Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite." Mother replied."Then I do hope I'll fail the other subjects in my dream tonight," Tom said.篇五：To Buy a VideoAmos asked his mother whether they could have a video.I’m afraid we can’t afford one, sighed his mother.But on the following day in came Amos, staggering beneath the weight of a brand-new video.How on earth did you pay for that? gasped his mother.Easy, Mum. replied Amos, I sold the television!。

幽默英语小故事16篇笑死人的

幽默英语小故事16篇笑死人的在小学英语教学期间,英语小故事能够为学生的学习提供良好的背景。

幽默英语小故事有哪些呢?本文是店铺整理的幽默英语小故事16篇，欢迎阅读。

幽默英语小故事1.Be Careful What You Wish ForA couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each.The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her hand, and Boom! She had the tickets in her hand.Next, it was the husband‘s turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly, "Well, I‘d like to have a woman 30 years younger than me."The fairy picked up her wand, and Boom! He was ninety.慎重许愿一对结婚25周年的夫妻在庆祝他们六十岁的生日。

他们恰好在同一天出生。

庆祝活动中，一位仙女出现了。

她说，由于他们是已经结婚25年的恩爱夫妻，因此她给许给这对夫妻每个人一个愿望。

妻子想周游世界。

仙女招了招手。

“呯!”的一声，她的手中出现了一张票。

接下来该丈夫许愿了。

英语笑话故事4篇

英语笑话故事4篇下面是店铺整理的英语笑话故事4篇，欢迎大家阅读!英语笑话故事一Jimmy is three years old.吉米3岁了。

One day, he was gazing out of the window when the night fell. He suddenly shouted, "Mum, mum, come close the window!"一天，他正在窗口观望，夜幕降临。

他突然喊道：“妈妈，妈妈，快来关窗!”"Why? It's not cold, sonny."“为什么?天不冷呀，宝贝。

”"Yes, mum, but the night will come inside."“是的，妈妈，可黑夜会进来。

”英语笑话故事二On one occasion when Mark Twain arrived in London from New York，the Star thought the fact worth recording onits evening placard.But there was another piece of news to bementioned：it was about the Ascot Cup being stolen.Theplacard thus ran： MARK TWAIN ARRIVES. ASCOT CUP STOLEN. Mark Twain，we believe，never heard the last of it.有一次，马克·吐温从纽约起程抵达伦敦访问，《星报》认为这个消息值得登在它的晚招贴上。

但是，还有一条消息也要登上：关于爱斯科杯被盗的消息。

招贴是这样写的：马克·吐温光临爱斯科杯被盗我们相信，马克·吐温从来也没听说过这件事。

简单搞笑的英语小故事

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英语小笑话带翻译故事

英语小笑话带翻译故事笑话一般指短小、滑稽的故事,是一种民间口头创作形式,在民间文化中以口口相传的形式传播。

小编精心收集了英语小笑话故事带翻译，供大家欣赏学习!英语小笑话故事带翻译篇1Keep the ChangeOne sweltering day, I was scooping ice cream into cones and told my four children they could "buy" a cone from me for a hug. Almost immediately, the kids lined up to make their purchases. The three youngest each gave me a quick hug, grabbed their cones and raced back outside. But when my teen-age son at the end of the line finally got his turn to "buy" his ice cream, he gave me two hugs. "Keep the changes," he said with a smile.不用找了有一天天气闷热，我将冰淇淋舀进锥筒，告诉我的四个小孩，他们可以从我这里用拥抱“购买”一筒。

于是，孩子们马上排起了队来购买。

较小的三个孩子每人很快的抱了我一下，抓过冰淇淋筒就跑到外面去了。

最后轮到排在队尾十年的大儿子来“买”冰淇淋时，他拥抱了我二下。

“不用找了，”他笑着说。

英语小笑话故事带翻译篇2persistancereturning from a golf outing, my husband was greeted at the door by sara, our four-year-old daughter. "daddy, who won the golf game? you or uncle richie?""uncle richie and i don't play golf to win," my husband hedged. "we just play to have fun."undaunted, sare said, "okay, daddy, who had more fun?"缠住不放丈夫打完高尔夫球回来，我们四岁的女儿莎拉在门口迎了上去。

英语幽默小故事10篇

英语幽默小故事10篇【引言】学习英语的过程中，阅读幽默小故事不仅能够提高我们的语言能力，还能让我们在轻松愉快的氛围中领略到英语文化的魅力。

下面，就让我们一起来欣赏10篇英语幽默小故事，并在快乐中学习吧！【故事1】Once upon a time, there was a man named Jack who had a peculiar habit of always forgetting his keys.One day, he locked himself out of his house again.Instead of calling a locksmith, he decided to break into his own house through the window.As he was climbing in, he suddenly realized that he had left his keys inside the house!幽默点：Jack忘记带钥匙的习惯以及他试图通过窗户进入自己家的荒谬行为让人捧腹大笑。

【故事2】Mike was a terrible cook.One day, he decided to make dinner for his girlfriend.He spent hours in the kitchen, and when he finally served the meal, it was completely inedible.His girlfriend asked him, "What did you make?" Mike replied, "Well, it"s not quite soup, and it"s not quite stew, but you can call it "soupstew"!"幽默点：Mike的创新菜名“soupstew”让人忍俊不禁，体现了他的幽默感。

英语幽默小故事6篇

1、Good use of cry 哭的妙用The parents with their three-year-old son went to see film.When they walked into the cinema, the attendant said to them,“you’ll have to go out if your son cries. But we’ll refundyou the tickets.” About half an hour later, the husbandasked his wife, “What do you think of the film?”“I’ve never seen such a boring film.” His wife answered.“It’s not worth seeing.”“I don’t think much of it, either.” The husband said.“Wake the child up and let him cry.”一对夫妇带着他们3岁的儿子去看电影。

进电影院时，服务员对他们说：“如果你们的儿子哭了，你们就得出去。

不过我们会给你们退票的。

”大约半个小时以后，丈夫对妻子说：“你觉得这电影怎么样？”“我从没看过这么没劲的电影。

”妻子回答说，“真不值得看。

”“我也不喜欢看。

”丈夫说：“叫醒孩子，让他哭。

”2、What a Smart Wife家有笨妻A newly married woman was sitting on a chair,looking vexed, when her husband came home."What's up? Why do you look so troubled?"the husband asked. The woman replied,"I'm so sorry. I was ironing your new suit andburned a hole in your trousers." And the man said,"That's all right. I have another pair that is exactly the same.""Thank God you do. I used it to mend this pair,"the wife responded.有一个刚结婚的太太，坐在椅子那边，看起来很懊恼，她先生回家看到她这个样子，就问：‘嗨，你怎么啦？为什么看起来这么懊恼呢？’太太说：‘很抱歉，你那件新做的西装裤被我烫坏了，烫成一个洞了。

简单易懂的小学英语笑话

简单易懂的小学英语笑话冷笑话不同于一般的笑话，以其独特的制笑机制，能瞬间制造出一种特殊氛围。

小编精心收集了简单易懂的小学英语笑话，供大家欣赏学习!简单易懂的小学英语笑话篇一“Clever”doctor 聪明的大夫As a doctor is examining a patient, his nurse bursts in and says”Excuse me，but that man you just treated walked out of the door and collapsed on the front step. What should I do?"大夫正为一个病人做检查时，她的护士闯了进来说:“请原谅，刚才在您这儿看病的那位病人出门时摔在前面的台阶上了，我该怎么办呢?”"Turn him around，"the doctor answered，"So it looks like he was walking in.”大夫回答:“给他转个身，这样，别人看起来会以为他是正往里走。

”简单易懂的小学英语笑话篇二A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.一个小男孩上了公交车，坐在一位正在读书的男人旁边，他注意到这个男人的衣领朝里翻。

The little boy asked why he wore his collar that way. The man, who was a priest, said,小男孩问这个男人为什么他这样弄他的衣领，这位牧师回答道，"I am a Father."“我是一个父亲”The little boy replied, "My daddy doesn't wear his collar like that."小男孩回应道，“我的爸爸可不那样整衣领。

英语幽默小故事10篇

英语幽默小故事10篇摘要：1.英语幽默小故事概述2.故事1：聪明的狗3.故事2：迟到的理由4.故事3：误解的笑话5.故事4：幸运的数字6.故事5：咖啡店的对决7.故事6：调皮的孙子8.故事7：语言障碍9.故事8：购物趣事10.故事9：意外的礼物11.故事10：简单的幸福12.总结：英语幽默小故事的启示正文：【英语幽默小故事概述】在这个世界上，幽默无处不在，英语幽默小故事更是让人忍俊不禁。

这里，我们为您精心准备了10篇英语幽默小故事，它们涵盖了日常生活、工作和人际交往等多个方面，不仅让您在轻松愉快的氛围中学习英语，还能领悟到人生哲理。

接下来，让我们一一领略这些故事的魅力吧！【故事1：聪明的狗】一天，一位主人带着他的狗去散步。

突然，狗发现了一个美味的骨头，于是它决定偷偷拿走。

主人发现了狗的意图，于是对它说：“如果你能用英语告诉我这个骨头的价值，我就让你拿走。

”狗想了想，用英语回答：“This bone is worth a lot.”主人听后笑了笑，把骨头给了狗。

这个故事告诉我们，学习英语是有好处的。

【故事2：迟到的理由】一个人因为迟到被同事嘲笑，他解释说：“我今天起床后发现家里的钟停了，所以我以为是早上7点。

结果，我以最快的速度赶到公司，结果还是迟到了。

”这个故事告诉我们，有时候，迟到的理由也能带来幽默。

【故事3：误解的笑话】一位外国游客在中国餐馆点了一份“狗不理包子”，结果服务员端上来一盘狗肉。

游客大怒，喊道：“我点的不是狗肉，是狗不理包子！”这个故事告诉我们，语言误解会导致笑话。

【故事4：幸运的数字】一位迷信的同事对公司里的每个人都说：“我的车牌号是168，意味着一路发，所以今天我一定会走运。

”结果，当天他出了车祸。

有人问他：“你的车牌号不是意味着一路发吗？怎么还会出车祸？”他回答：“是啊，可是我忘了，168还意味着一路傻瓜。

”【故事5：咖啡店的对决】一位顾客在咖啡店点了一杯咖啡，服务员问他：“您要加糖吗？”顾客回答：“不用，我已经够甜了。

儿童英语幽默故事实用3篇

儿童英语幽默故事实用3篇儿童英语幽默故事1Early in the morning, the hippo came out for a walk as usual. The difference is that there is a foul smell in the air today. What is it? Where is it? The hippopotamus sniffed at it with its nose. The hippo looks around. Not only did he not know it, but his good friends were lions, hedgehogs, monkeys, and crocodiles who had just climbed up from the river. While looking, he asked, “where does it stink and where does it stink?""Look, what's that? The hedgehog sees a good big lump, the finger to that huge object ask everybody. Everyone came up to him. "wow, it's really smelly!" "Not only smelly, but also very big!" "And whose shit is this? I said it all in a word."Who can pull such a big shit? "Only such a large animal! "Are you talking about elephants? "I guess it's the sky! "Ha-ha, the sky won't grow! I haven't seen it! "But sometimes the sky will urinate, you are not wet! Ha ha ha ha." "Don't laugh at me, you too, ha-ha." "Ha ha ha." The prairie is remembered with happy laughter."Sorry, it's my shit. I'll sweep it off!" It was the poop of theelephant, no wonder it was so big! Good big ah! I haven't seen such a big shit. "The animals said to each other. "Why do you take such a big shit?" When they heard the crowd asking themselves, the elephant thought for a moment and said, "maybe I eat more." "Said the lion." we eat more, too. I have such a big shit to pull." "So do I." "Me too! The hippo heard all the people wanted, and said, "well, we'll all e here tomorrow morning to see who has the bigger shit!" Everyone agreed, and as soon as he got home, he ate it, and everyone wanted to take the big shit.Finally the next day, you e to guess who is the champion. And, of course, the elephant! What a big mess! The hedgehog said sadly, "well, my shit is the smallest. I went home yesterday and tried to eat it. I couldn't sleep at night. It's the smallest." "What are you doing? Look back, isn't this mom and dad? Why are they all here? "Shit everywhere? Come on, clean up your shit!" So the friends began to pack their shit. This time, the hedgehog won the championship.儿童英语幽默故事2His son's final exam results came out, and the former chief of the department who had been busy with the fake work heard the report from his son on the phone, saying that he had takenthe "double hundred" this year. Once the section chief was overjoyed, thought, son this time finally gave me to contend for light, more have the face, so, all the way hummed the little song to go home.According to your own reward plan, if you take the "double hundred", you will reward your son 200 yuan, otherwise you will have no money and even punish.Back at home, the son happily took out his report card to the former section chief. Was section chief looked at his son's report card, and his face suddenly overcast, the shine to collect 200 yuan in his hand into his pocket and said to the son, "the reward for this semester is free, you next semester's, take an examination of the" double hundred ", a reward to your dad."The son is somewhat unconvinced, timidly asks: "is you said to have the reward, I examined 'double hundred', why does the speech not calculate words?""Why didn't you reward me? You know better than I did. I didn't want to say anything to make you have a good summer vacation."Later that night, Mrs. Zeng asked him, "this little guy looks a little unconvinced. Last year, he got a double hundred. Yourewarded him. This year, he got a double hundred. Why didn't you reward him?"Zeng explained, "I saw the problem at the first glance of his report card, and his' double hundred 'was altered by himself, not at all. The two subjects scored 10 points, and the "0" was obviously wrong and the handwriting was very different."That" double hundred "was also his change last year, why do you still reward him?" "The wife wondered."He altered the" double hundred "last year I haven't see it, is I didn't see that careful resolution, that little one or a double hard, can achieve real ones. The means of cheating must not be what he did, but there must be someone behind him. Or you can copy it at the copy shop. I don't want to encourage my child to give him a taste, try to get real, and get rewarded for real results. Ah! It had been expected that the child could not understand my good intentions!"Is it good for you to do so? It's just encouraging kids to be fake, to have children, and to grow up to be criminals." "Said the wife."Such a clumsy method, see how I punish him tomorrow!" Zeng said angrily.儿童英语幽默故事3Words are the baby of the family. It is not only the long tiger that makes people like it. And small brains are quite clever.One day, the mother thought of trying to test her son's words, and gave him two arithmetic questions.First, the mother of a college teacher.Mother asked: words, you say, 1 + 1 is a few!Clever words, really clever, do not wait for mother's words to fall, immediately raised two fingers, milk to reply mother: 2!At this moment, I was so happy that I didn't know my mother, and immediately gave the smart son a big round of applause. Meanwhile, she hugged her son tightly and gave him a kiss on the cheek.Then the researcher's father got off the point.My father asked, "what is the one minus one?"The words at the moment did not answer as soon as they had answered their mother's question. He tilted his little head to one side and thought, and then made a face at his father, and held out a small fist with five fingers.This, can make the university teacher mother, and the researcher father confuses: words, son, you this is what ah!Then the words were happy, looking at the father and mother a puzzled look, xi xi smile: this is it this one finger has no!Mom and dad were surprised to hear such a big, unexpected answer. Both of them, together, took their son's words together and kissed them repeatedly: ah, it was a speech to hide and hide the cat from my father and mother! .At the moment in the ing days snuggling with mom and dad's arms, and raise a five fingers are tightly together little fist, 1 vigorously in pettish: is that is, the ing days to give mom and dad hide-and-seek! : hey! : hey! : hey! ......。