英语笑话带翻译(3篇)

英语笑话带翻译(3篇)
"听着，约翰，别太自私，让你的弟弟和你共用一辆自行车。

" "妈妈，我是让他。

我先骑下坡，他再骑上坡。

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A mother is admonishing her son.
Now, John, don't be selfish. Let your little brother share the bicycle with you.
But Mother, I do. I ride it down the hill, and he rides it up the hill.
一位母亲在劝告她的儿子。

"听着，约翰，别太自私，让你的弟弟和你共用一辆自行车。

" "妈妈，我是让他。

我先骑下坡，他再骑上坡。

"
Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.
"Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"
"Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?"
The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures."
兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。

“看，”哥哥说，“这些画多漂亮呀!”
“是啊，”弟弟说道，“可是在所有这些画中，只有妈妈和孩子。

那爸爸去哪儿了呢?”
哥哥想了会儿，然后解释道：“很明显，他当时正在画这些画呗。

”
During the doctor's periodic visit to my elderly mother, I told him that Mother would be celebrating her 98th
birthday in few days. Delighted by the news, he bent down and gave her a kiss for the oasion. He then announced that he, too, would be celebrating a birthday in few days and asked for a kiss in return.
When he left, my mother shook her head in disgust. "Can you imagine, " she said. "Seventy dollars and I had to kiss him too!"
医生按期来探视我的老母。

我告诉他母亲不几天就要庆祝她98
岁的生日了。

医生听了也很快乐，为此，他弯下腰来亲了她一下。

然后他说不几天他也要庆祝自己的生日，并要求她还他一个吻。

医生走后，我母亲厌恶地摇摇头。

“你能想象吗，”她说，
“付了他70元，我还得亲他!”。