摩登家庭 第二季

摩登家庭第二季Modern Family S02E011--[Claire]Honey, do you need me to move the car?2--- Oh, it's not in the way.- Okay.3--Oh, no. Iron cross.4--- She's going down.- Oh, God. Phil.5--You okay?6--Yes, I am. I am okay.7--Honey, why do we keep this car?8--- It's a classic.- No, it just sits here.9--And the seat belts don't work, the doors stick, it leaks fluids. 10--We haven't put fluids in it in 10 years.11--Well, I'm gonna fix all that. You wait.12--And then, uh, it's gonna be Haley's car.13--Oh, we're not giving this car to Haley.14--- It's way too easy to fit a mattress in the back.- Remember?15--- Oh, no. We're selling it.- What?16--Mm-hmm.Unless you don't think you can.17--- Really?- Yeah.18--- Seriously?- You can't.19--- You honestly think that's gonna work?- You can't sell it. 20--You know what? You can insult a lot of things about me: 21--My hair, my voice, my balance board exercises.22--But don't insult my selling. That crosses a line.23--What line? Oh, you don't see it? That’s 'cause I just sold it.24--# Hey, hey #25--# Hey, hey #26--# Hey, hey #27--# Hey, hey #28--# Hey ##29--"While the spray-tanned starlet claims to be six weeks sober... 30--sources down under say she has been barhopping like a coked-up kangaroo." 31--Ah, what's Daddy reading to you?32--If I have to read The Very Hungry Caterpillar one more time, I will snap. 33--- Oh, it's not that bad...- I will snap!34--So, um, I laid the toolbox outside and all the supplies are ready. 35--- And I think we are good to go.- Terrific.36--Aren't you gonna change into a workingman's outfit? 37--No, I'm good, and I don't think workmen really call 'em "outfits." 38--We are building a princess castle for Lily.39--It's something every father wants to be able to do for his daughter. 40--You know, and I... And I fancy myself as a bit of a castle designer. 41--I have done a few sketches.42--Which we have archived.MF02 [键入文字] 1 / 25543--So we can use the kit.44--- Mmm, yeah. Uh...- The kit.45--The kit. Which we're gonna do together.46--I am petrified to do this with Mitchell.47--He built a couple of theater sets in college or something... 48--and now he thinks he knows everything about building. 49--Well, he doesn't.50--Every home improvement pr oject that we’ve undertaken has been a near-death experience. 51--Make the appetizers and then we'll be...52--If an accident does happen, I hope he kills me... 53--because I don't think I would bea very inspiring disabled person. 54--Manny, relax. She's not here yet.55--You might wanna play it a little cooler.56--You don't want to scare off your girlfriend. 57--She's not my girlfriend!58--She's just coming over to study the life cycle of silkworms. 59--[Doorbell Rings]60--Oh, she's here. She's here! Okay, how's my hair? 61--- I thought it was just a friend.- I heard that. 62--I wasn't whispering.63--Manny, open the door. Make her feel welcome. 64--- [Door Opens]- Kelly, good morning. I'm glad you're here. 65--- Um, this is my mom...- Nice to meet you.66--In my culture, mothers are very clingy to their sons. 67--Infact, the leading cause of death among Colombian woman is when theirsons get married.68--But I'm not like that. I just want my Manny to be happy. 69--Manny, why don't you give your friend Kelly an empanada? 70--Oh, no, thank you. I try to stay away from trans fats. 71--I'm sure one won't make a difference. They’re Manny's favorite.72--I think I'm going to stop eating trans fats too. 73--Hey, Mom, when was this from?74--Oh, that's the year your dad and I went to the Rose Bowl. 75--- [Phil] Incredible game.- Yeah.76--Mom, you look really pretty.77--- Thank you, sweetheart.- So what happened?78--Well, Lukey, everyone gets older.79--Just 'cause parts of your mom aren’t what th ey used to be, it doesn't mean... 80--I mean, what happened in the game?81--We got our butts kicked by Penn State.82--The parade was awesome though. Angela Lansbury was the grand marshal.83--Good time, she wrote.84--Okay. Guys, let's get back to it.85--No one's gonna buy this heap looking this way. 86--Ew. Mom, which one is the garbage can?MF02 [键入文字] 2 / 25587--Um, it...88--Honey, you can't throw that away. It’s Blankety.89--- It's disgusting.- No, sweetie.90--You loved Blankety.You wouldn't go anywhere without him. 91--- [Inhales]- [Phil] Yeah, until Luke threw up on it. 92--[Chuckles]Yeah. I used to throw up all the time. 93--- Remember Buckety?- [Claire] Oh!94--- Oh, look at this.- What is that?95--[Clicks Tongue, Exhales]96--We went to the beach one day...97--and Luke had such a good time...98--that he wanted to bring home a jar ofsunshine so he could always remember. 99--- Do you remember, sweetie?- Oh, no, no, don't... don't open it. 100--You really think you trapped sunshine in there? 101--I'm just letting you know now, I'm not taking care of him when you guys die.102--- Stop. It's sweet.- [Cell Phone Ringing]103--- It still feels hot.- Mmm.104--Hey, it's that guy who came by earlier who was really interested. 105--What was his name? Shoot.106--Well, you can't be in salesand not remember people's names.107--That's why I like to use what they call "menimonic" devices... 108--or little tricks to help you remember.109--Um, like the other day,I met this guy named Carl. 110--Now I might forget that name, but he was wearing a Grateful Dead T-shirt. 111--What's a band like the Grateful Dead? Phish.112--Where do fish live? The ocean.113--What else lives in the ocean? Coral. Hello, Carl. 114--[Whispering]I think it's "mnemonic."115--- I... I think I'd remember.- Okay.116--- You can do it, Dad.- [Ringing Continues]117--Okay. He looked like the drummer from Foreigner. 118--A foreigner's from France. France rhymes with ants. Ants ruin a picnic. 119--- [Beeps]- What's up, Nick?120--Really? Really? Well, that's great.121--Yeah, no, swing by anytime. We’re here all day.122--- Thanks.- [Beeps]123--Guess what? You said I couldn't sell this?124--Well, you're gonna be eating humble pie stuffed with crow... 125--and a big side of sorry,’ cause I just did.126--In your face,girl with the negative tattoo.127--- Honey, wait.- [Claire] No.128--Whoa. Someone doesn't like to lose.129--Honey. Honey.130--I'm sorry. I'm sorry.MF02 [键入文字] 3 / 255131--When I woke up this morning,I hated that car.132--And even thinking about it made me mad.133--But then when we were going through it...Blankety, all that stuff... 134--I just... The thought of that whole partof our life driving away... 135--We can keep Blankety.136--No. Look at them.137--Come on, a minute ago, they were babies.138--And now they're driving,and soon we'll all be dead.139--Whoa. You're leaving outa few great minutes there.140--Retirement, old age...141--cool chair that goes up the stairs.142--Yeah. I'm sorry. I'm being ridiculous.[Sniffles]143--Don't apologize.I love you when you're human.144--Listen. Hey, listen.145--We don't have to sell the car.146--Oh, sweetie, of course we do.It doesn't make any sense to keep it. 147--Well, what can I doto make you feel better?148--Nothing.Unless you can build me a time machine.149--[Chuckles]150--Honey, until someone can figure out how to keepa wormhole from collapsing in on itself...151--- that's just a pipe dream.- [Chuckles]152--Phil. Come on back, Phil.153--Well, I found the...154--[Nail Fires]155--- I found the nail gun.- Oh, yay.156--Weirdest thing. It waswrapped in an old towel...157--stuffed in a boxon the top shelf of the closet.158--- Well, just set it down on the counter.- [Door Opens, Closes] 159--- Heads up!- Oh, Dad, what are you doing here?160--I'm, uh, just, uh, returning thatCrock-Pot that Gloria borrowed. 161--Oh, yeah, I forgotyou had that Crock-Pot, Jay.162--Well, we're just getting readyto build Lily a princess castleif you... 163--- Wanna help? Yeah, sure.- Oh, well, if it's okay with you, Mitchell. 164--Oh, yeah. Oh, no, Dad.165--Oh, remember how much fun we hadwhen we built that bookshelf together? 166--That was my Vietnam.167--And I was in Vietnam.168--Oh! Look at us.169--Three construction dudes.[Chuckles]170--Dad, I'm gonna get yousome workman gloves.171--I have, uh, blue and camel.What's your preference?172--Surprise me.173--Wouldn't it be easier if we had allof our stuff in the same notebook? 174--- You think?- I mean, we're always going back and forth. MF02 [键入文字] 4 / 255175--I'll just put my things in your notebook.176--Who wants chocolate milk?177--Sure, Mom.178--- So how is it going?- [Manny] Great!179--Kelly's moving her stuff into my notebook.180--This is sudden.181--It just felt right.182--Oh, you know what you should do?183--Put a pinch of salt in the chocolate milk.It really brings out the flavor.184--- Salt is for the popcorn.- That sounds good. 185--You wouldn't like it.186--Maybe we should let Manny decide.187--Okay. Here's the salt.188--We'll see what he likes.189--Wow! That's really good.190--Try it, Mom.191--I don't care for it.192--It was delicious.193--I finally got Lily down for a nap.Where is Mitchell? 194---He's not supposed to be unsupervised.- Don't worry. 195--- I got him in the garage, putting flags on the spires.- Okay, perfect.196--It works better that way. Nobody gets hurt,we don't have to put flags on the spires.197--[Chuckles]Yeah.198--All right, let's get this roof on.It's supposed to snap right into place.199--[Whirring]200--Hey, whatcha got going onover there, Jigsaw? 201--I thoughtthat I would get started on thedrawbridge while you guys worked on the roof.202--- You all done with the flags?- Yeah. It took me like 15 minutes. 203--It was a lot easierthan you made it out to be. 204--- [Cameron] Do something, Jay.- Uh, Mitch!205--Yeah.206--- [Whirring Stops]- How about you make us some sandwiches? 207--No, we're in the middle of this.208--I think Jay's sayingwhy don't you go sort some bolts? 209--- No, I sorted the bolts.- All of them?210--There were six.What-What's going on with you two? 211--Are you... Are you trying to get rid of me?212--- Uh, Mitch...- Shh!213--Oh, my God, you are.You're, like, in cahoots. 214--Mitchell, I get scared.215--When you're around tools,honey, it's dangerous. 216--For me,for you, for our roses.217--[Jay]Works better this way, kid.218--I mean, castle goes right up,nobody gets sliced in half. MF02 [键入文字] 5 / 255219--- Do you know how insulting this is? I was...- [Whirring] 220--- [Whirring Stops]- I was an intern at the Songbird Summer Playhouse.221--Do you think that the town of Brigadoonjust magically appeared?222--Well, in the play, it did. But the set...223--the set was built with these two hands.[Scoffs]224--- [Cameron] Mitchell. Mitchell...- The von Trapp mansion.Evita's balcony. Okay. Okay.225--- Oh, where are you going?- I'm going on a walk.226--Oh, yeah, I can stilldo that by myself. Watch.227--Oh, I hope I don't get hurt.228--Oh, God. Who put that doorjamb there?I didn't see it. 229--I ran right into it.230--Oh, no, I tripped. Walking is so hard.231--- That one didn't look like it was on purpose.- It was! 232--Just a few more steps.233--Oh, sorry. Step. Step.234--- Phil!- Sorry. Sorry. It's gonna be worth it.235--- [Alex] No, it's not.- Don't listen to her.236--- And...- Ow, ow, ow!237--- All right, don't struggle.- Oh!238--Stop struggling.239--Ta-da!240--- [Claire] Great, it's our car.- Not a car. Kids.241--[Claire]Time... What?242--Tonight, Claire Dunphy,we are turning back the clock... 243--to a simpler time when familiespiled into their station wagons... 244--picked up some burgersand went on a picnic up to Granger Point. 245--Honey, we don't have to do this.246--- Listen to her.- No. It's gonna be great.247--I talked to, uh...France, ants, picnic... Nick...248--and he's not picking upthe car till tomorrow.249--We have one more night of family fun.250--- What's gonna be fun about it?- Listen to him.251--- Only everything.- Only nothing.252--Okay, kids, you know what?Your father is trying to do something nice. 253--So I would appreciate if you would stopyour whining and just get in the car. 254--Still does it!Oh, my! Come on, get it, get in.255--[Laughs]256--I'm just sayin' the kid'sgotta learn to let things go. 257--Well, this is a touchysubject for Mitchell.258--He wants to feel like a regular Joe,like you and I. 259--Oh, pardonnez-moi! I prefer thechampagne Dijon to the standard yellow. 260--You know, there are a fewareas that define us as men... 261--like sports and construction.262--Mitchell just wants to feellike he's part of the man club. MF02 [键入文字] 6 / 255263--Isn't that where you guys met?264--I know you're making a joke becauseyou're uncomfortable, soI'll let it slide.265--- And we met at an orgy.- Ohh!266--[Scoffs]Come on.267--I just think it's crazy, that's all.268--So what if he can't swing a hammer?269--Look at all he has done: law school,great career, providing for his family.270--- That's manly too, isn't it? I mean, the classical sense.- Well, yes. 271--I mean, I think it also takes a big man to quithis career as a music teacher and raise a child.272--You're a man too, Cam.273--Thank you, Jay.274--Wait! Garnish. We're men, not cavemen.275--My great-great-grandfatherhelped build the Brooklyn Bridge.276--I heard that until the day he died,every time he passed it... 277--he was filled with such pride.278--He'd say, "There's a little bitof me in that bridge." 279--I know that I'm not the handiestguy, but I'm still a man. 280--And I want to be able to look outinto my yard and say... 281--"There's a little bit of mein that princess castle." 282--Oh, no! No, no, no, no, no.283--Oh... Oh, no.284--Hey, Mom, Kelly's parentsare on their way.285--She invited me to go out to dinnerand a movie with them. 286--Is that okay?287--Oh, but I thought that you and I weregoing to the movies tonight. 288--You know, to see that onewith Shia LaBeouf.289--Well, maybe we can goto the movie another night. 290--[Sighs] 291--- Wh-What's wrong?- No, nothing. Just my heart.292--Okay, sue me.293--I am a Colombian mother.294--I'm not gonna let him make a mistake that isgonna affect himfor the rest of my life.295--His life.296--Manny, I think we shouldtalk about this Kelly girl. 297--Isn't she great?I think she really likes me.298--Why wouldn't she like you, baby?Of course. Go. Have fun. 299--I'm gonna wearmy burgundy dinner jacket.300--Of course you are.301--But I say we apologize and just finishthe castle together like he wanted. 302--- Did you hide the nail gun?- Absolutely.303--- 'Cause, I mean, you said that before.- No, I... 304--Oh, my gosh. It's finished.305--What the hell? Mitchell did that?306--Yes. Yes. Mitchell did it.Who's the bitch now, bitches? MF02 [键入文字] 7 / 255307--- Honey, it looks beautiful.- Well, yeah...308--because when you two were insideenjoying a little tea party... 309--I was out here...out here getting stuff done.310--I'm sorry.We shouldn't have underestimated you.311--- You know he's stuck in there, right?- Oh, yeah. 312--Uh, hey, kid, Cam and I are gonna cracka couple cold ones. You wanna join us?313--No, no, you know what? I'm just gonnastay here and get some stuff done. 314--But you two ladies enjoy your light beers.315--- How you know we're having light beers?- We only have light beers. 316--So, well, listen. Here is a hammer...317--- I don't need it.- And this is a screwdriver...318--- and you just come on in whenever you want to.- I'm not gonna use it. 319--I'll be in... Yeah.320--You sure we shouldn'tget him out of there?321--No, he would never forgive us.He's a very proud man, your son. 322--- [Chirps]- [Mitchell] Bird! Bird! Bird!323--- [Wings Flapping]- Oh, my God! Oh, my God!324--- Yeah, I'm pretty proud myself right now.- [Mitchell Screaming] 325--- [Screaming Continues] Oh, my God!- [Jay] Calm down. 326--Luke, honey, slow down.No one's gonna take your food away. 327--Wow, thisplace has really changed.Time marches on, huh? 328--See that Starbucks down there?You know what that used to be? 329--- An orange grove?- No, a Burger King.330--You can still seesome of the architecture.331--Thank you for this.I really do feel better already. 332--- You can go home again, Claire.- Oh, sweetie.333--My stomach hurts.334--Luke, honey, I told younot to eat so fast.335--Just sit back, relax,you're gonna be fine.336--- Ew! A spider!- [Choking] Haley!337--Haley, honey, you're standingon the back of Daddy's seat belt. 338--Oh, soft cheeses, I can breathe again.339--- Wait, where'd the spider go?- I really need some air. 340--Okay, Alex, lower your window.341--- I can't. It's stuck.- I forgot about that.342--- Don't you throw up on me.- Don't point him at me! 343--Here, I'll turn on the... Haley! Oh!344--[Coughs]345--Oh! Oh, honey, I think that's the heat.346--- Dust in my mouth.- It's happening!347--- Okay, grab a bag.- [Alex Screams]348--[Coughing]349--- Oh, God! This smells like onions.- My seat belt's stuck! 350--I'll help you. Oh, my God!MF02 [键入文字] 8 / 255351--- Spider!- Sorry.352--Haley!353--Oh, God! He's gonna blow, Mom!354--- I need Buckety!- Okay, everybody get out of the car! 355--- Our doors don't open!- We got ya.356--- Slow is smooth and smooth is fast.- Get out. Get out. 357--Slow is smooth and smooth is fast,Dunphys. Nice and easy. 358--- [Horn Honks]- Ow!359--Slow is smooth and smooth is fast.360--[Claire]Don't look at him!361--- He's just gonna make you feel sick.- [Vomits] 362--- [Haley] Oh, I looked! I looked!- [Claire] Oh, God. 363--Guys, the car!364--- Oh!- I got it!365--No! Oh, no!366--Oh, no!367--What's the plan, Phil?368--- At least I'm trying to do something.- Dad, get off! 369--[Claire] Come on, Phil, let it go!Let it go! Honey, let it go! 370--Honey, stop.371--- Oh, no! That's not...- [Crash]372--- It's all right.- I'm just...373--I'm just being realistic, but we're gonnaneed to lower the asking price.374--[Door Opens]375--Hi, papi. You're here so soon.376--- Yeah. I decided to skip the movie.- Are you okay? 377--Yeah. Kelly didn't like my jacket.378--Plus, she ordered for me.379--Mmm. Did she let youhear the specials at least? 380--No. Idon't wanna be with someonewho doesn't get me. 381--Do we have any trans fats left?382--Of course.[Chuckles]383--Besides, I think there's a girlI'd rather spend time with. 384--Oh, that's so sweet.I'm the luckiest mother in the world. 385--- Hey,this is Manny. Is Alicia there?- Who's Alicia? 386--She's a girl in my history class.387--We like to play Six Degreesof Sir Francis Bacon. 388--You just tossed a woman asidethen immediately you go to the next one? 389--- No, I just...- "I j-j-j-just," what?390--This is not the way you treat woman!Men are all the same! 391--- They break woman's hearts and they don't care!- [Door Opens] 392--- Men are all animals!- [Door Closes]393--- Hey, honey.- Animal!394--The art of the sale is all aboutwhat you leave out. MF02 [键入文字] 9 / 255395--"'83 classic wagon"...396--Tough to find parts.397--"They don't make 'em like this anymore"... 398--For legal reasons.399--"Enjoyed for many yearsby one happy family"... 400--[Boop] 401--Of raccoons.[Chuckles]402--I'm kidding. Actually...403--Actually, it did make ushappy for a long time. 404--It's gonna be tough to say good-bye.405--It always is. Nobody loves change.406--But...407--part of life is learningto let things go. 408--[Chuckles]409--I totally thought I was gonna puke on you. 410--[Haley]I would have killed you if you did. 411--- Like you killed that spider?- Oh, you didn't see it. It was huge.412--[Laughs]413--Remember the look on Mom's facewhen her seat fell down? 414--- How about when Dad jumped on the hood of the car?- [Laughs] 415--[Together]"What's the plan, Phil?"416--[Laughing]417--Mitch?418--Mitch?419--Lily?420--- [Mitchell] Hey, we're in here.- Oh.421--- Princess is in her castle.- Hi.422--How long have you guys been out here?423--Oh, Cam, she can't get enough.424--We've been in here for like two hours.425--- Oh, wow.- Yeah.426--- And we did this for her.- Mmm.427--- Need me to get you out of there?- This thing is not safe, Cam. 428--- Move to the back of the castle.- Yeah. No. I know the drill. 429--Don't carry me out this time. I think itsends the wrong message to Lily.430--Well, the neighbors enjoy it.Modern Family S02E021--How come we don't have the samenumber of containers and lids? 2--Why would they ever get separated?3--Built-up resentment,money issues, met a younger lid. 4--- Huh?-Uh-huh.MF02 [键入文字] 10 / 2555--- Mom, where's my science homework?- It's over there on the table. 6--So, Alex, honey, what's going on?7--- Anything exciting?- No.8--- Any boys?- No.9--I'm feeling a little bit disconnectedfrom Alex right now. 10--Last week I picked up her cell phone,thinking it was mine... 11--and I accidentally reada few flirty text messages... 12--that were probably from a boyin her class, which is fine. 13--Or they're from a drifter.14--Come on. Isn't there somethingyou wanna share with your mommers? 15--Yeah. Don't call yourself "mommers."16--He blew his lidwhen she tried to contain him. 17--[Chuckling] 18--# Hey, hey #19--# Hey, hey #20--# Hey, hey #21--# Hey, hey #22--# Hey ##.23--- Okay, what do you think?- I like it.24--- But you don't love it.- No, I do. I love it. 25--- As much as you love the other one?- Ooh.26--- Okay.- Hmm.27--The house is on fire.28--I only have time to grab one shirt.29--Which one do I take?30--The correct answer is: take Lily.31--- After that.- Okay, the blue one.32--Because the gray one washes me out.33--Cam, you can't go wrong here.34--Everything you've tried on looks great.35--- I love you in both of them.- Oh, you're so nice to me. 36--Hey.37--Mitchell has a problem withpublic displays of affection. 38--I remember once at a New Year'sEve Party, stroke of midnight... 39--hehigh-fived me.40--Two problems with that:One, gays don't high-five. 41--Two, gays don't high-five.42--[Jay] I'm home!43--Mmm. What smells so good?44--I'm making chunchullo,a traditional Colombian dish... 45--- for dinner with the family tonight.- Chunchullo. 46--- What is that, like tacos?- Yes, like tacos. 47--- No, it isn't. It's the small intestine ofa pig.- Oh, geez. 48--Why can't we eat regular foodlike normal people?MF02 [键入文字] 11 / 25549--I told you, Jay.My grandmother... who rest in peace... 50--has been coming to me in my dreams...51--telling methat I'm losing touch with my roots.52--See, this is awkward, because my deadUncle Joe told me to have steak tonight. 53--No, no, no, Jay. Have some respect.54--My grandmother can hear you.55--What do you mean, she can hear us?56--Well, in our culture,we believe that the dead are all around us. 57--She's right, Manny.58--She could be right here, her bonyfingers reaching out from the grave. 59--[Gasps]60--Yeah, keep it up, Jay.61--There's already one dead personin this room. You wanna make it two? 62--I'm sorry. I've got a printer to install.63--Oh, Gloria. Have your grandmother runme up an iced tea in about 10 minutes. 64--Yeah, she has a better chanceof making that work than you. 65--Why don't you save us the stompingand the swearing and call Phil? 66--- He's good at that stuff.- [Jay] Better than me?67--Phil's not better than me at anything...68--except maybe makingthat stupid sound with his mouth. 69--[Imitating Scratching]70--## [Beatboxing]71--# A what-what #.72--You spit on me.73--Haley, honey,I need you to do something for me.74--[Groans]Mom, my arm hurts.75--Why don't you find out what it is before youstart making up excuses to get out of it?76--[Sighs]Okay, what is it?77--I need you to talk to your sister.78--I think that there's something going onwith her and a boy. 79--- So?- So? I am your mother...80--and it is my job to make sure that yougirls don't get involved with a predator. 81--Okay, Mom, stop watching Dateline.And why can't you just talk to her? 82--I have tried to talk to her.83--She won't talk to me. You know that.84--That's because you get so weirdevery time a boy comes near us.85--I just don't want you girls to...86--- To make the same mistakes that you did?- No!87--- No.- Mom, I'm not an idiot. I pick up on things.88--And I don't think that you werethe good girl you pretend you were. 89--- Wow. That is so untrue. I was a very good girl.- Hmm. 90--Your kids don't need to knowwho you were before you had them. 91--They need to knowwho you wish you were...92--and they need to try to live upto that person.MF02 [键入文字] 12 / 25593--They're gonna fall short.94--But better they fall short of the fake youthan the real you. 95--Which is why we don't hide anything.96--That is the opposite of what I just said.97--I was not listening.98--Oh! I'll say it again.I love you in paisley.99--Ooh, let me lock the doorand draw the curtains. 100--- What does that mean?- Doesn't mean anything. 101--- Good.- You know exactly what it means.102--You won't kiss me in front of other peoplebecause you're ashamed of who you are.103--And yes, I went there.104--Okay, you can't say, "Yes, I went there"when you go there all the time. 105--And by the way, I'm the one who makes speeches onairplanes every time someone looks atus weird.106--I'm the one who gives my dad hellwhen he refers to you as my "friend." 107--That's different. That's confrontation.108--- But you know what takes real strength?- Whining? 109--- Affection.- Oh, this is insane.110--Buying a shirt...it's not a kiss-worthy moment. 111--I didn't know there was an official list.112--- Tell us, what is on the list?- I'll tell you what's not on the list. 113--Finding jalape駉-stuffed olives...114--making the light on Maple,every time we see a VW. 115--- You don't like kiss-buggy?- It's not a real game. 116--It's just another wayfor you to be needy...。