摩登家庭 第二季

摩登家庭第二季

Modern Family S02E01

1--[Claire]Honey, do you need me to move the car?

2--- Oh, it's not in the way.- Okay.

3--Oh, no. Iron cross.

4--- She's going down.- Oh, God. Phil.

5--You okay?

6--Yes, I am. I am okay.

7--Honey, why do we keep this car?

8--- It's a classic.- No, it just sits here.

9--And the seat belts don't work, the doors stick, it leaks fluids. 10--We haven't put fluids in it in 10 years.

11--Well, I'm gonna fix all that. You wait.

12--And then, uh, it's gonna be Haley's car.

13--Oh, we're not giving this car to Haley.

14--- It's way too easy to fit a mattress in the back.- Remember?

15--- Oh, no. We're selling it.- What?

16--Mm-hmm.Unless you don't think you can.

17--- Really?- Yeah.

18--- Seriously?- You can't.

19--- You honestly think that's gonna work?- You can't sell it. 20--You know what? You can insult a lot of things about me: 21--My hair, my voice, my balance board exercises.

22--But don't insult my selling. That crosses a line.

23--What line? Oh, you don't see it? That’s 'cause I just sold it.

24--# Hey, hey #

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27--# Hey, hey #

28--# Hey ##

29--"While the spray-tanned starlet claims to be six weeks sober... 30--sources down under say she has been barhopping like a coked-up kangaroo." 31--Ah, what's Daddy reading to you?

32--If I have to read The Very Hungry Caterpillar one more time, I will snap. 33--- Oh, it's not that bad...- I will snap!

34--So, um, I laid the toolbox outside and all the supplies are ready. 35--- And I think we are good to go.- Terrific.

36--Aren't you gonna change into a workingman's outfit? 37--No, I'm good, and I don't think workmen really call 'em "outfits." 38--We are building a princess castle for Lily.

39--It's something every father wants to be able to do for his daughter. 40--You know, and I... And I fancy myself as a bit of a castle designer. 41--I have done a few sketches.

42--Which we have archived.

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43--So we can use the kit.

44--- Mmm, yeah. Uh...- The kit.

45--The kit. Which we're gonna do together.

46--I am petrified to do this with Mitchell.

47--He built a couple of theater sets in college or something... 48-

-and now he thinks he knows everything about building. 49--Well, he doesn't.

50--Every home improvement pr oject that we’ve undertaken has been a near-death experience. 51--Make the appetizers and then we'll be...

52--If an accident does happen, I hope he kills me... 53--because I don't think I would bea very inspiring disabled person. 54--Manny, relax. She's not here yet.

55--You might wanna play it a little cooler.

56--You don't want to scare off your girlfriend. 57--She's not my girlfriend!

58--She's just coming over to study the life cycle of silkworms. 59-

-[Doorbell Rings]

60--Oh, she's here. She's here! Okay, how's my hair? 61--- I thought it was just a friend.- I heard that. 62--I wasn't whispering.

63--Manny, open the door. Make her feel welcome. 64--- [Door Opens]- Kelly, good morning. I'm glad you're here. 65--- Um, this is my mom...- Nice to meet you.

66--In my culture, mothers are very clingy to their sons. 67--In

fact, the leading cause of death among Colombian woman is when their

sons get married.