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《三顾茅庐》巅峰制作

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屋子中,诸葛亮在屋里走着, 诸葛亮:Buliang,this classroom is so dirty.诸不亮扫地,送水(营养快线) 三兄弟上场,关羽,刘备,张飞。 刘:饭后一支烟,赛过活神仙 A cigerate after dinner plays an important role in my life.(伸手,张飞点烟,刘深吸一 口,长舒一口气) 刘:嗯?没点着 En? It dosen’t burn on. 张飞:凑合着吧,老师不让抽烟 Sorry,we can only has this.We can’t smoke in the classroom! 关羽:此番前来,定要邀请的卧龙先生 We must invite Mr.Zhu Geliang! 张飞:必须的,老曹太欺负人了 Certainly,Mr.Cao bully us too much. 三人来到门前,石头剪子布 刘备:According to our custom? 关羽:OK. 张飞:No problem.
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It’s doesn’t matter if you see me or not 我就在那里 I am standing right there 不悲不喜 With no emotion 你念,或者不念我 It’s doesn’t matter if you miss me or not 情就在那里 The feeling is right there 不来不去 And it isn’t going anywhere 你爱或者不爱我 It’s doesn’t matter if you love me or not) (诸不亮转身关门,站不稳) 刘:What?! 张飞:是不是家里死人了,下次再来吧 I’m afraid some-one important of him died here. Let’s go. Maybe we should come next time. 关羽:希望死的不是诸葛亮 Oh, I wish Zhu Geliang does’t die...

终用稿(7人搞笑英语版话剧剧本三顾茅庐)

终用稿(7人搞笑英语版话剧剧本三顾茅庐)

终用稿(7人搞笑英语版话剧剧本三顾茅庐)————————————————————————————————作者:————————————————————————————————日期:2Three visits to the cottage三顾茅庐Aside: After their swearing brotherhood to heaven and earth in a peach garden, the three persons——Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei-had to be janitors(美['dʒænɪtɚ] n. 看门人;守卫)in Caocao's corporation to make a living for they could not find jobs. Meanwhile the legendary and mysterious character ZhuGeliang who had been forced to attend CET-6 test by his wife was reviewing examination contents.SCENE 1: Liubei's homeActors: Liubei Guanyu ZhangfeiGuanyu: Brother! We three have been hungry for days and when will this tragic life end? It's so terrible!Liubei: Yu, it's impossible that I don't feel painful, isn't it? But as the proverb says it is hard to sit in Rome and strive against the Pope. Now we cometo Caocao's corporation as gatekeeper(看门人), anyhow we can fill ourstomachs between whiles. It's very hard to get work now. No diplomasand no job offers, what are you dreaming about?Zhangfei: Oh, Brother! ZhuGeliang's wife borrowed us 500yuan to cope with his husband’s CET-6 fees last month, it seems that it's time for us to be debtcollectors now.Guanyu: Yeah, Brother! Or we'll be as poor as church mouseLiubei: Alas! How did I forget this? Let's go! Go~~ go~! Hurry up! Follow me and go to the mountain for dunning!(收拾家伙挽袖子)Aside: And then the three brothers climb the mountain to find ZhuGeliang.SCENE 2: ZhuGeliang’s houseActors: ZhuGeliang Zhu’s Wife ZhuGeliang: Good morning! I am the genius ZhuGeliang. ButI feel so sad recently. Because my wife forced meto pass the CET-6. What’s CET-6? Do you know?I’ve never heart about that. And she asked me toread so heavy books and do so many texts.(拿起手里的试卷给大家亮亮)It’s ridiculous. My major ismilitary advice, not English. Why should I readthis?Wife: Darling!ZhuGeliang:My wife is coming,she is so long-winded(啰嗦的)that I can never bear her.(装作认真状)Wife:My dear, how about your study?ZhuGeliang:These books make me want to doze[dəʊz](打瞌睡).I’m dizzy.Wife:Darling! Now, competition is so serious. If you can’t pass cet-6 to get your master’s degree, it is difficult to find a job. I have stayed herefor half of a lifetime. But never visit a bigger place like Shanghai.(cry) ZhuGeliang:Don’t worry, these books are too easy for your husband and don’t need to learn.(扔书)Wife:Are you sure? let me have a test to you. Listen,read and see! ZhuGeliang:A piece of cake!Wife:Listen, can you spell apple? Desk?ZhuGeliang: Sorry I can’t.(不会抓耳挠腮)Wife:You can’t? Oh, how unfortunate I am! (crying) I'm wrong, I'm really wrong, I'm wrong from the beginning. I shouldn't marry here. If Ididn’t marry here, I'll never in thi s heartrending place now,诸葛亮——崩溃了(捂耳朵忙劝)ZhuGeliang:Don’t cry, don’t cry, stop!老婆——(马上变脸)I ‘m going to study hard at once. Wife: 给书童一个手势Keeper: What is the matter? Madam?Wife: Listen carefully! My husband is too busy doing his homework to welcome any people, so you will tell the people who calls on him thatboss has went to study in England.Aside: While it is going on, liubei Guanyu Zhangfei have came to the gate of ZhuGeliang’s house.SCENE3 Outside ZhuGeliang’s houseActors: Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei KeeperZhangfei: Let me knock the door! Open! Open!!!(气愤敲门咚咚咚)Keeper: (Check from the peep hole) Are these men asking for the debt?(Open the door)Liubei: This is liubei! We are calling on ZhuGeliang and his wife.Keeper: Zhu said he is not in.Liubei: En????Keeper: Oh! No!...I mean …I mean my boss is studying English in England for the exam of CET-6, and he may not be come back this month.Liubei: OK! We will wait for him here!Guanyu: Nobody knows that when he will be come back, so, let’s go home!Aside: The three men went away with disappointed. After a month, the deeply autumn came! They came here at the second time. Unfortunately, theydidn’t see Zhu Geliang as well. Two month passed, the cold winter iscoming! It is heavy snow and very cold outsides. ZhuGeliang knows thereason that why they come here three times, and orders the keeper to letthem come in whiles his wife is out.SCENE 4: ZhuGeliang’s HomeActors: ZhuGeliang wife liubei Zhangfei Guanyu ZhuGeliang: Thank goodness, here's Liubei at last. Ha ha ha ………Wife: Wof! Darling! He may come here to ask me to repay his money. We can’t let him in.ZhuGeliang: My darling, please don’t worry. I can make liubei go back with nothing by my sliver tongue Liubei: Mr. ZhuGeliang. I have hunted you for a long time!(此时刘备用枪指着诸葛亮头幻灯片放无间道)Zhu: Oh! You are Liubei. What can I do for you ?Liu: my brother, you have borrowed me 500yuan, when you repay it for me? I have starved for several days.(放乞丐的幻灯片)ZhuGeliang: I owe you 500yuan? who can testify? Please give me a chance, I want to be an honest man. Liubei: How can I give you a chance? Speak it to the judge.Zhu: Please look(扇子指向幻灯片幻灯片放西农地图), although having ambition , you are just a guarder. We can enlarge our power from this base, and then attack Caocao. At last I believe that we can reign the whole country.Liubei:(若有所思)I’m so surprised! I don’t know you are so smart.Zhu Geliang: If I give you a map, could I not repay your money?Liubei: En…….you know so much about affairs, are you willing to create a new country together with us?ZhuGeliang: En……sorry, I can’t. Because my wife forces me to pass the CET-6 recently. If you can help me toresolve the problem, I will help you.Liu: (面露难色)En…..Zhangfei: (拉刘备到身边耳语到)(Pull) Brother, come here.Everything is fake now such as the milk. Why can’t we find somebody help us do the test or buy a key ?(幻灯片武状元苏乞儿作弊呢段)Guanyu: Yes! We can overdraft our salary from Caocao to buy the key at first.(假答案图片)SCENE 5: Outside ZhuGelia ng’s houseAside: After receiving the master degree, ZhuGeliang will go to work with Liubei to establish a new Kingdom.So the couples apart.Actors: ZhuGeliang Wife Liubei Guanyu ZhangfeiWife:Honey!ZhuGeliang:Darling!Wife:Excellent man have a great ambition. You should put cause above everything else , are sure not to miss me.ZhuGeliang:I will have a long journey .Please take care of yourself.((转身悄悄说)) Don’t worried, never missyou!!(出门拜倒在久侯的刘备关羽张飞脚下)ZhuGeliang:(To Liubei)Your Majesty( ['mædʒɪstɪ]主公), I will never forget your favour. I must be loyal anddevoted to the last.Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei: Let' go!!!!!Aside: The three men go down to the hill. That is the end of the whole story. Thank you for your attention.(结束时放猫和老鼠的结尾)旁白——话说刘关张桃园三结义之后四处奔波一时间找不到工作不得不在曹操的公司靠看大门为生而此时那个传说中的神秘人物诸葛卧龙先生正专心在家复习考试因为他的老婆黄氏逼着他参加CET-6场景一刘备家刘备关羽张飞上关羽——大哥咱们都饿了好几天了这种吃糠咽菜的生活我们要过到什么时候啊哎刘备——二弟这大哥我怎么可能不难受嘛可是常言道人在屋檐下怎能不低头我们现在曹操的公司里给人家看大门这年头工作这么难找我们三兄弟学历又不高好不容易能有口饭吃就很不错了哪还有什么奢求呀张飞——大哥对了上个月后面山头诸葛亮的老婆来问我们借走了500块钱去给她老公交学费去了都好久没还我们是不是应该去要回来关羽——是啊大哥不然的话这样下去我们就得喝西北风了刘备——哎就是我怎么这岔给忘了走走走二弟三弟随我这就上山(收拾家伙挽袖子)旁白——兄弟三人就此上山场景二诸葛亮家诸葛亮上诸葛亮——大叫好我就是绝顶聪明的诸葛亮可我最近却很是郁闷我那个娘子非要我去参加什么大学英语六级考试六级考试是个什么东西我怎么听都没听说过还要我看这么厚的书做这么多的题(拿起手里的金瓶梅给大家亮亮)我以后可是要当军师的!!又不是这个专业的干嘛还要要看这种书老婆——相公(远处喊)诸葛亮老婆上(比较啰嗦)诸葛亮——娘子来了我娘子啰嗦的像唐僧一样说起话来我可受不了快老实看书(装作认真状)老婆——相公你的书背的怎么样了诸葛亮——娘子啊这些书看得我头昏眼花光想打瞌睡老婆——哎相公呀你有所不知你看现在外面竞争这么激烈你要是不好好考六级将来拿个硕士文凭以后找不到工作可怎么办呀我们在这个小村子里都呆了小半辈子了你看我连稍微大一点的城市像铁岭都没去过诸葛亮——娘子你看老公我这么有才华以后还愁找不到工作么这些书太简单了统统不用看(扔书)老婆——哼!!你说简单那我考考你诸葛亮——怎么还要考我舌战群儒我都不怕小小考试焉能难道我(对观众说)老婆——我要考你听写(诸葛亮郁闷状)听着apple怎么写desk怎么写诸葛亮——(不会抓耳挠腮)老婆——相公啊你连这都不会可怎么办呀哎呀我错了我真的错了我从一开始就不应该嫁过来如果我不嫁过来就不会流落到这么一个伤心的地方我好后悔呀诸葛亮——崩溃了(捂耳朵忙劝)诸葛亮——娘子莫哭娘子莫哭相公好好看书就是老婆——(马上变脸)这还差不多你知道么为了供你读书咱们家已经欠了外面一屁股债连看大门的我都借过如果这些人上门来逼债我可怎么办呀诸葛亮——娘子你说看大门的?莫非就是呢个看大门的刘备(抓胡子兴奋点头)老婆——正是此人书童你快过来书童上书童——主人有何吩咐老婆——书童听着相公近日温习功课外人一律不见来人就说去国外游玩讲学去了书童遵命旁白——话正说着刘关张三人已经到了诸葛亮家门口场景三诸葛亮家门口刘关张上张飞——大哥我来叫门(气愤敲门咚咚咚)书童——(从猫眼里看看跟张飞头对上幻灯片配李逵的黑脸吓一跳)莫非是来讨债的(思考开门)刘备——在下刘备特来拜访诸葛卧龙先生和她老婆书童——主人说他不在家刘关张——恩???书童——哦不是主人主人出去游玩了可能很快回来也可能十多天不回来刘备——那我们就在这等他关羽——他呢么贪玩谁知道他什么时候回来大哥我们还是走吧旁白——三人离去又过了一个月已是深秋三人第二次登门拜访可是仍然没有见着第三次已经是冬天屋外下着鹅毛大雪诸葛亮知道了刘备上门讨债的事情趁这会老婆黄氏不在赶紧命书童前去开门场景四(此段删除)诸葛亮家门口(下大雪)刘关张书童上张飞——大哥下次要见诸葛小儿你先给我老三说一声我把他绑来见你如此劳烦哥哥甚是无礼刘备——哎二弟三弟现在欠钱的都是大爷我们还是再去一回吧一定要诚心诚意才能打动人家(抹眼泪幻灯片放杨白劳与黄世仁咚咚咚敲门)书童——主人今天在家(诸葛亮拿着金瓶梅从身后走过)但是正在看书请你们等一等张飞——(等不及了)诸葛小儿快出来大哥二哥帮我照顾好我七舅老爷他上外甥女。

英语话剧 三顾茅庐(修改)

英语话剧 三顾茅庐(修改)

Three visits to the cottageHello everyone, my name is ..., Today our group will perform Three visits to the cottage.I act...My name is ...Three visits to the cottage is a story from the Three Kindoms.In this play, we add many modern and funny elements.There are some spoken lines and actions which were copied from some classical movies.Now let's present to you and wish you will like it.Three visits to the cottageAside: After their swearing brotherhood to heaven and earth in a peach garden, the three persons——Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei had to be janitors in Caocao's corporation to make a living for they could not find jobs. Meanwhile the legendary and mysterious character ZhuGeliang who had been forced to attend CET-6 test by his wife was reviewing examination contents.SCENE 1: Liubei's homeActors: Liubei ZhangfeiZhangfei: Brother! We have been hungry for days. It's so terrible! AndGuanyu went to compete in the show "Super Boy", we don't know if he can win the award.Liubei: Fei, it's impossible that I don't feel painful, isn't it? Now we come down to Caocao's corporation as gatekeeper, anyhow we can fill our stomachs between whiles. It's very hard to get work now. No diplomas and no job offers, what are you dreaming about?Zhangfei: Oh, Brother! ZhuGeliang's wife borrowed us 500yuan to cope with his husband’s CET-6 fees last month, it seems that it's time for us to be debt collectors now. Or we'll be as poor as church mouse.Liubei: Alas! How did I forget this? Let's go! Go~~ go~! Hurry up! Follow me and go to the mountain for dunning!Aside: And then they climb the mountain to find ZhuGeliang.SCENE 2: ZhuGeliang’s houseActors: ZhuGeliang WifeZhuGeliang: Good morning! I am the genius ZhuGeliang. But I feel so morose recently. Because my wife forced me to pass the CET-6. What’s CET-6? Do you know? You?(Ask the audience) I’ve never heart about that. And she obliged me to read so heavy books and do so many texts. It’s ridiculous. My major is military advice, not English. Why should I read this?Wife: Darling!ZhuGeliang:My wife is coming,she is so long-winded that I can never bear her.Wife:My dear, how about your study?ZhuGeliang:These books make me want to doze. I’m dizzy.Wife:Darling! Now, competition is so serious. If you can’t pass cet6 to get your master’s degree, it is difficult to find a job. I have stayed here for half of a lifetime. But never visit a bigger place like Yangling. ZhuGeliang:Don’t worry, these books are too easy for your husband and don’t need to learn.Wife:Are you sure? let me have a test to you. Listen,read and see! ZhuGeliang:A piece of cake!Wife:Listen, can you spell apple? Desk?ZhuGeliang: Sorry I can’t.Wife:You can’t? Oh, how unfortunate I am! (crying) I'm wrong, I'm really wrong, I'm wrong from the beginning. I shouldn't marry here. If I didn’t marry here, I'll never in this heartrending place now, ZhuGeliang:Don’t cry, don’t cry, stop! I 'm going to study hard at once. Wife (laugh): That's the spirit!Do you know? We are in the red for your Cet6. I even borrowed money from the gate keeper. What can I do when they dun for debts.ZhuGeliang: Are you pointing to that gatekeeper Liubei?Wife: Oh! Yes! (面向观众)My husband is too busy doing his homeworkto welcome any people, so I will tell the people who calls on him that he has went to study in England.Aside: While it is going on, liubei Zhangfei have came to the gate of ZhuGeliang’s house.SCENE3 Outside ZhuGeliang’s houseActors: Liubei Zhangfei WifeZhangfei: Let me strike the door! Open! Open!!!Wife: (Check from the peep hole) Oh, it's the gatekeeper Liubei. I'll not let them in. (not open the door)Liubei: This is liubei! We are calling on ZhuGeliang.Wife: Zhu said he is not in.Liubei: En????What?Wife: Oh! No!...I mean …I mean he is studying English in England for the exam of CET-6,and he may not be come back this month.Liubei: OK! We are waiting for him here!Zhangfei: Nobody knows that when he will come back, thus, let’s go home!Aside: The two men went away with disappointed. After a month, the deeply autumn came! They came here at the second time. Unfortunately, they didn’t see Zhugeliang again. Two month passed, the cold winter is coming! It is heavy snow and very cold outsides. ZhuGeliang knows thereason that why they come here three times, and let them come in whiles his wife is outside.SCENE4 Outside ZhuGeliang’s houseActors: Liubei Zhangfei KeeperZhangfei: Please tell me in time when you would see him next time, let me bind him up for you. It really should not trouble you to come here time and time again.Liubei: These days, the borrower is the god! Let’s go there again and show our the warmest heart to move them.(Knock the door) Keeper:My boss is at home today, but he is reading books about CET-6. Please wait for a moment!Zhangfei:Xiao Zhu! Come out! Brothers, help me to take care of my seventh uncle and my third niece. Get out, or I will burn your house down!Liubei: Sunflower press! Don't be so rude, we are here for debt, not for his life. If you will kill him, where is our money? If you understand, please bat your eyes!Zhangfei (Bat eyes)Liubei: sunflower press!!!!!Zhangfei: Where did you get this KongFu?Liubei: Hehe! I get it from a TV program called “Wu Lin Wai Zhuan”.Zhangfei: Why not say it earlier? We three brother could run a company of Chinese KongFu if we had know that before!Liubei: Oh!! That is a good idea!!!!Keeper: Don’t interrupt!!!! Boss is reading!!!Liubei: Keep quite!!!Aside: at this time, zhugeliang is exciting, but his wife come back soon.SCENE 5: ZhuGel iang’s HomeActors: ZhuGeliang wife liubei ZhangfeiZhuGeliang: Thank godness, here's Liubei at last. Ha ha ha ……….Wife: Wof! Darling! He may come here to ask me to repay his money. We can’t let him in.ZhuGeliang: My darling, please don’t worry. I can m ake liubei go back with nothing by my sliver tongue.Liubei: Mr. ZhuGeliang. It's so difficult to see you.Zhu: Oh! You are Liubei. What can I do for you ?Liubei: my brother, you have borrowed me $500, when will you repay it for me? I have starved for several days.ZhuGeliang: I owe you $500? who can testify? Please give me a chance, I want to be an honest man.Zhangfei: How can we give you a chance? Speak it to the judge.Zhu: Please look, although having ambition , you are just a guarder .Wecan enlarge our power from this base, and then attack Caocao. At last I believe that we can reign the whole country.Liubei: I’m so surprised! I d id n’t know you are so ideal.ZhuGeliang: If I give you a map, could I not repay your money? Liubei: En…….you know so much about affairs, are you willing to create a new country together with us?ZhuGeliang: But I can’t help you, I have accustom the life at present. Liubei: If you don’t help me , the citizen will live a harder life , please don’t refuse.ZhuGeliang: En……sorry, I can’t. Because my wife forces me to pass the CET-6 recently. If you can help me to resolve the problem, I will help you. Liu: En…..Zhangfei: (Pull) Brother, come here. Everything is fake now such as the milk. Why can’t we find somebody help us do the test or buy a key ? Liubei: Yes! We can overdraft our salary from Caocao to buy the key at first.SCENE 6: ZhuGeliang’s HomeActors: Wife ZhuvAside: Because the salary has been given to zhugeliang to buy the key, Liubei Zhangfei have been starving for one month.Zhu:(Happy)Oh my god! CET6 has got 600 scores. Be really to startlethe universe and move the gods.Wife:What happened? 600 scores? Oh! Do not shoulder your several years studying at a cold window; Do not shoulder my night holding candle accompanying you. After your Master graduates, happy life will approach. Cars, house, money!SCENE 7: Outside ZhuGeliang’s houseAside: After receiving the master degree, ZhuGeliang will go to work with Liubei to establish a new Kingdom.So the couples apart.Actors: ZhuGeliang Wife Liubei ZhangfeiWife:Honey!ZhuGeliang:Darling!Wife:Excellent man have a long-range ambition. You should put cause above everything else , are sure not to miss me.ZhuGeliang:I will have a long journey .Please take care of yourself.(Turn around) Don’t worried, never miss you!!(Run)ZhuGeliang:(To Liubei)Your Majesty, I will never forget your favour. I should be loyal and devoted to the last.Liubei Zhangfei: Let' go!!!!!Aside: The three men go down to the hill. That is the end of the whole story. Thank you for your attention.。

最终用稿(7人搞笑英语版话剧剧本-三顾茅庐)

最终用稿(7人搞笑英语版话剧剧本-三顾茅庐)

Three visits to the cottage三顾茅庐Aside: After their swearing brotherhood to heaven and earth in a peach garden, the three persons——Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei-had to be janitors(美['dʒænɪtɚ] n. 看门人;守卫)in Caocao's corporation to make a living for they could not find jobs. Meanwhile the legendary and mysterious character ZhuGeliang who had been forced to attend CET-6 test by his wife was reviewing examination contents.SCENE 1: Liubei's homeActors: Liubei Guanyu ZhangfeiGuanyu: Brother! We three have been hungry for days and when will this tragic life end? It's so terrible!Liubei: Yu, it's impossible that I don't feel painful, isn't it? But as the proverb says it is hard to sit in Rome and strive against the Pope. Now we cometo Caocao's corporation as gatekeeper(看门人), anyhow we can fill ourstomachs between whiles. It's very hard to get work now. No diplomasand no job offers, what are you dreaming about?Zhangfei: Oh, Brother! ZhuGeliang's wife borrowed us 500yuan to cope with his husband’s C ET-6 fees last month, it seems that it's time for us to be debtcollectors now.Guanyu: Yeah, Brother! Or we'll be as poor as church mouseLiubei: Alas! How did I forget this? Let's go! Go~~ go~! Hurry up! Follow me and go to the mountain for dunning!(收拾家伙挽袖子)Aside: And then the three brothers climb the mountain to find ZhuGeliang.SCENE 2: ZhuGeliang’s houseActors: ZhuGeliang Zhu’s Wife ZhuGeliang: Good morning! I am the genius ZhuGeliang. ButI feel so sad recently. Because my wife forced meto pass the CET-6. What’s CET-6? Do you know?I’ve never heart about that. And she asked me toread so heavy books and do so many texts.(拿起手里的试卷给大家亮亮)It’s ridiculous. My major ismilitary advice, not English. Why should I readthis?Wife: Darling!ZhuGeliang:My wife is coming,she is so long-winded(啰嗦的)that I can never bear her.(装作认真状)Wife:My dear, how about your study?ZhuGeliang:These books make me want to doze[dəʊz](打瞌睡).I’m dizzy.Wife:Darling! Now, competition is so serious. If you can’t pass cet-6 to get your master’s degree, it is difficult to find a job. I have stayed herefor half of a lifetime. But never visit a bigger place like Shanghai.(cry) ZhuGeliang:Don’t worry, these books are too easy for your husband and don’t need to learn.(扔书)Wife:Are you sure? let me have a test to you. Listen,read and see! ZhuGeliang:A piece of cake!Wife:Listen, can you spell apple? Desk?ZhuGeliang: Sorry I can’t.(不会抓耳挠腮)Wife:You can’t? Oh, how unfortunate I am! (crying) I'm wrong, I'm really wrong, I'm wrong from the beginning. I shouldn't marry here. If Ididn’t marry here, I'll never in this heartrending place now,诸葛亮——崩溃了(捂耳朵忙劝)ZhuGeliang:Don’t cry, don’t cry, stop!老婆——(马上变脸)I ‘m going to study hard at once.Wife: 给书童一个手势Keeper: What is the matter? Madam?Wife: Listen carefully! My husband is too busy doing his homework to welcome any people, so you will tell the people who calls on him thatboss has went to study in England.Aside: While it is going on, liubei Guanyu Zhangfei have came to the gate of ZhuGeliang’s house.SCENE3 Outside ZhuGeliang’s houseActors: Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei KeeperZhangfei: Let me knock the door! Open! Open(气愤敲门咚咚咚)Keeper: (Check from the peep hole) Are these men asking for the debt?(Open the door)Liubei: This is liubei! We are calling on ZhuGeliang and his wife.Keeper: Zhu said he is not in.Liubei: EnKeeper: Oh! No!...I mean …I mean my boss is studying English in England for the exam of CET-6, and he may not be come back this month.Liubei: OK! We will wait for him here!Guanyu: Nobody knows that when he will be come back, so, let’s go home!Aside: The three men went away with disappointed. After a month, the deeply autumn came! They came here at the second time. Unfortunately, theydidn’t see Zhu Geliang as well. Two month passed, the cold winter iscoming! It is heavy snow and very cold outsides. ZhuGeliang knows thereason that why they come here three times, and orders the keeper to letthem come in whiles his wife is out.SCENE 4: ZhuGeliang’s HomeActors: ZhuGeliang wife liubei Zhangfei Guanyu ZhuGeliang: Thank goodness, here's Liubei at last. Ha ha ha ………Wife: Wof! Darling! He may come here to ask me to repay his money. We can’t let him in.ZhuGeliang: My darling, please don’t worry. I can make liubei go back with nothing by my sliver tongue Liubei: Mr. ZhuGeliang. I have hunted you for a long time!(此时刘备用枪指着诸葛亮头幻灯片放无间道)Zhu: Oh! You are Liubei. What can I do for you ?Liu: my brother, you have borrowed me 500yuan, when you repay it for me? I have starved for several days.(放乞丐的幻灯片)ZhuGeliang: I owe you 500yuan? who can testify? Please give me a chance, I want to be an honest man. Liubei: How can I give you a chance? Speak it to the judge.Zhu: Please look(扇子指向幻灯片幻灯片放西农地图), although having ambition , you are just a guarder. We can enlarge our power from this base, and then attack Caocao. At last I believe that we can reign the whole country.Liubei:(若有所思)I’m so surprised! I don’t know you are so smart.Zhu Geliang: If I give you a map, could I not repay your money?Liubei: En…….you know so much about affairs, are you willing to create a new country together with us?ZhuGeliang: En……sorry, I can’t. Because my wife forces me to pass the CET-6 recently. If you can help me toresolve the problem, I will help you.Liu: (面露难色)En…..Zhangfei: (拉刘备到身边耳语到)(Pull) Brother, come here.Everything is fake now such as the milk. Why can’t we find somebody help us do the test or buy a key ?(幻灯片武状元苏乞儿作弊呢段)Guanyu: Yes! We can overdraft our salary from Caocao to buy the key at first.(假答案图片)SCENE 5: Outside ZhuGeliang’s houseAside: After receiving the master degree, ZhuGeliang will go to work with Liubei to establish a new Kingdom.So the couples apart.Actors: ZhuGeliang Wife Liubei Guanyu ZhangfeiWife:Honey!ZhuGeliang:Darling!Wife:Excellent man have a great ambition. You should put cause above everything else , are sure not to miss me.ZhuGeliang:I will have a long journey .Please take care of yourself.((转身悄悄说)) Don’t worried, never missyou!!(出门拜倒在久侯的刘备关羽张飞脚下)ZhuGeliang:(To Liubei)Your Majesty( ['mædʒɪstɪ]主公), I will never forget your favour. I must be loyal anddevoted to the last.Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei: Let' goAside: The three men go down to the hill. That is the end of the whole story. Thank you for your attention.(结束时放猫和老鼠的结尾)旁白——话说刘关张桃园三结义之后四处奔波一时间找不到工作不得不在曹操的公司靠看大门为生而此时那个传说中的神秘人物诸葛卧龙先生正专心在家复习考试因为他的老婆黄氏逼着他参加CET-6场景一刘备家刘备关羽张飞上关羽——大哥咱们都饿了好几天了这种吃糠咽菜的生活我们要过到什么时候啊哎刘备——二弟这大哥我怎么可能不难受嘛可是常言道人在屋檐下怎能不低头我们现在曹操的公司里给人家看大门这年头工作这么难找我们三兄弟学历又不高好不容易能有口饭吃就很不错了哪还有什么奢求呀张飞——大哥对了上个月后面山头诸葛亮的老婆来问我们借走了500块钱去给她老公交学费去了都好久没还我们是不是应该去要回来关羽——是啊大哥不然的话这样下去我们就得喝西北风了刘备——哎就是我怎么这岔给忘了走走走二弟三弟随我这就上山(收拾家伙挽袖子)旁白——兄弟三人就此上山场景二诸葛亮家诸葛亮上诸葛亮——大叫好我就是绝顶聪明的诸葛亮可我最近却很是郁闷我那个娘子非要我去参加什么大学英语六级考试六级考试是个什么东西我怎么听都没听说过还要我看这么厚的书做这么多的题(拿起手里的金瓶梅给大家亮亮)我以后可是要当军师的!!又不是这个专业的干嘛还要要看这种书老婆——相公(远处喊)诸葛亮老婆上(比较啰嗦)诸葛亮——娘子来了我娘子啰嗦的像唐僧一样说起话来我可受不了快老实看书(装作认真状)老婆——相公你的书背的怎么样了诸葛亮——娘子啊这些书看得我头昏眼花光想打瞌睡老婆——哎相公呀你有所不知你看现在外面竞争这么激烈你要是不好好考六级将来拿个硕士文凭以后找不到工作可怎么办呀我们在这个小村子里都呆了小半辈子了你看我连稍微大一点的城市像铁岭都没去过诸葛亮——娘子你看老公我这么有才华以后还愁找不到工作么这些书太简单了统统不用看(扔书)老婆——哼!!你说简单那我考考你诸葛亮——怎么还要考我舌战群儒我都不怕小小考试焉能难道我(对观众说)老婆——我要考你听写(诸葛亮郁闷状)听着apple怎么写desk怎么写诸葛亮——(不会抓耳挠腮)老婆——相公啊你连这都不会可怎么办呀哎呀我错了我真的错了我从一开始就不应该嫁过来如果我不嫁过来就不会流落到这么一个伤心的地方我好后悔呀诸葛亮——崩溃了(捂耳朵忙劝)诸葛亮——娘子莫哭娘子莫哭相公好好看书就是老婆——(马上变脸)这还差不多你知道么为了供你读书咱们家已经欠了外面一屁股债连看大门的我都借过如果这些人上门来逼债我可怎么办呀诸葛亮——娘子你说看大门的?莫非就是呢个看大门的刘备(抓胡子兴奋点头)老婆——正是此人书童你快过来书童上书童——主人有何吩咐老婆——书童听着相公近日温习功课外人一律不见来人就说去国外游玩讲学去了书童遵命旁白——话正说着刘关张三人已经到了诸葛亮家门口场景三诸葛亮家门口刘关张上张飞——大哥我来叫门(气愤敲门咚咚咚)书童——(从猫眼里看看跟张飞头对上幻灯片配李逵的黑脸吓一跳)莫非是来讨债的(思考开门)刘备——在下刘备特来拜访诸葛卧龙先生和她老婆书童——主人说他不在家刘关张——恩书童——哦不是主人主人出去游玩了可能很快回来也可能十多天不回来刘备——那我们就在这等他关羽——他呢么贪玩谁知道他什么时候回来大哥我们还是走吧旁白——三人离去又过了一个月已是深秋三人第二次登门拜访可是仍然没有见着第三次已经是冬天屋外下着鹅毛大雪诸葛亮知道了刘备上门讨债的事情趁这会老婆黄氏不在赶紧命书童前去开门场景四(此段删除)诸葛亮家门口(下大雪)刘关张书童上张飞——大哥下次要见诸葛小儿你先给我老三说一声我把他绑来见你如此劳烦哥哥甚是无礼刘备——哎二弟三弟现在欠钱的都是大爷我们还是再去一回吧一定要诚心诚意才能打动人家(抹眼泪幻灯片放杨白劳与黄世仁咚咚咚敲门)书童——主人今天在家(诸葛亮拿着金瓶梅从身后走过)但是正在看书请你们等一等张飞——(等不及了)诸葛小儿快出来大哥二哥帮我照顾好我七舅老爷他上外甥女。

7人搞笑英语版话剧剧本-三顾茅庐

7人搞笑英语版话剧剧本-三顾茅庐

Three visits to the cottageThree visits to the cottage(中文名三顾茅庐)is a story from one of the Four Great classical Chinese novels——the Three Kindoms. ZhuGeliang is one of the main characters in the original. Also, he is an outstanding militarist, politician and the symbol of the wisdom in Chinese history. Another main actors——Liubei, who visited ZhuGeliang's thatched cottage three times and wanted to invite him to be his military adviser. Finally, ZhuGeliang was moved by Liubei' sincerity, helped the three brothers——Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei to establish the Shu Kindom. He devoted his whole life to the cause and died in harness.Our script is revised from this story . In this play, we add many modern and funny elements. For example, there are some spoken lines and actions which were copied from some classical movies like Infernal Affairs(中文名无间道), My Own S Word sman(中文名武林外传),The Flirting Scholar(中文名唐伯虎点秋香)were combined in our play. Also, we added some interesting pictures and audio to our slide.Maybe there are some mistakes in our dialogue. But this play is the result of painstaking efforts of our group. So we present our script to you and wish you will like it.Three visits to the cottageAside: After their swearing brotherhood to heaven and earth in a peach garden, the three persons——Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei-had to be janitors in Caocao's corporation to make a living for they could not find jobs. Meanwhile the legendary and mysterious character ZhuGeliang who had been forced to attend CET-6 test by his wife was reviewing examination contents.SCENE 1: Liubei's homeActors: Liubei Guanyu ZhangfeiGuanyu: Brother! We three have been hungry for days and when will this tragic life end? It's so terrible!Liubei: Yu, it's impossible that I don't feel painful, isn't it? But as the proverb says it is hard to sit in Rome and strive against the Pope. Now we come down to Caocao's corporation as gatekeeper, anyhow we can fill our stomachs between whiles. It's very hard to get work now. No diplomas and no job offers, what are you dreaming about?Zhangfei: Oh, Brother! ZhuGeliang's wife borrowed us 500yuan to cope with his husband‟s CET-6 fees last month, it seems that it's time for us to be debt collectors now.Guanyu: Yeah, Brother! Or we'll be as poor as church mouse.Liubei: Alas! How did I forget this? Let's go! Go~~ go~! Hurry up! Follow me and go to the mountain for dunning!Aside: And then the three brothers climb the mountain to find ZhuGeliang.SC ENE 2: ZhuGeliang‟s houseActors: ZhuGeliang WifeZhuGeliang: Good morning! I am the genius ZhuGeliang. But I feel so morose recently. Because my wife forced me to pass the CET-6. What‟s CET-6? Do you know? You?(Ask the audience) I‟ve never heart about t hat. And she obliged me to read so heavy books and do so many texts. It‟s ridiculous. My major is military advice, not English. Why should I read this?Wife: Darling!ZhuGeliang:My wife is coming,she is so long-winded that I can never bear her.Wife:My dear, how about your study?ZhuGeliang:These books make me want to doze. I‟m dizzy.Wife:Darling! Now, competition is so serious. If you can‟t pass cet6 to get your master‟s degree, it is difficult to find a job. I have stayed here for half of a lifetime. But never visit a bigger place like Yangling.ZhuGeliang:Don‟t worry, these books are too easy for your husband and don‟t need to learn.Wife:Are you sure? let me have a test to you. Listen,read and see!ZhuGeliang:A piece of cake!Wife:Listen, can you spell apple? Desk?ZhuGeliang: Sorry I can‟t.Wife:You can‟t? Oh, how unfortunate I am! (crying) I'm wrong, I'm really wrong, I'm wrong from the beginning. I shouldn't marry here. If I didn‟t marry here, I'll never in this heartrending place now,ZhuGeliang:Don‟t cry, don‟t cry, stop! I …m going to study hard at once.Wife (laugh): That's the spirit! Do you know? We are in the red for your Cet6. I even borrowed money from the gate keeper. What can I do when they dun for debts.ZhuGeliang: Are you pointing to that gatekeeper Liubei?Wife: Oh! Yes! Come on quickly! Boy!Keeper: What is the matter? Madam?Wife: Listen carefully! My husband is too busy doing his homework to welcome any people, so you will tell the people who calls on him that boss has went to study in England. .Keeper: Yes! Madam!Aside: While it is going on, liubei Guanyu Zhangfei have came to the gate of ZhuGeliang‟s house.SCENE3 Outside ZhuGeliang‟s ho useActors: Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei KeeperZhangfei: Let me strike the door! Open! Open!!!Keeper: (Check from the peep hole) Are these men asking for the debt? (Open the door)Liubei: This is liubei! We are calling on ZhuGeliang and his wife.Keeper: Zhu said he is not in.Liubei: En????Keeper: Oh! No!...I mean …I mean my boss is studying English in England for the exam of CET-6,and he may not be come back this month.Liubei: OK! We are waiting for him here!Guanyu: Nobody knows that when he will come bac k, thus, let‟s go home!Aside: The three men went away with disappointed. After a month, the deeply autumn came! They came here at the second time. Unfortunately, they didn‟t see Zhugeliang again. Two month passed, the cold winter is coming! It is heavy sn ow and very cold outsides. ZhuGeliang knows the reason that why they come here three times, and orders the keeper to let them come in whiles his wife is outside.SCENE4 Outside ZhuGeliang‟s houseActors: Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei KeeperZhangfei: Please tell me in time when you would see him next time, let me bind him up for you. It really should not trouble you to come here time and time again.Liubei: These days, the borrower is the god! Let‟s go there again and show our the warmest heart to move the m.(Knock the door) Keeper:My boss is at home today, but he is reading books about CET-6. Please wait for a moment!Zhangfei:Xiao Zhu! Come out! Brothers, help me to take care of my seventh uncle and his third niece. Get out, or I will burn your house down!Guanyu: Sunflower press! AI. Litter brother, big brother has said several times, We are intellectuals, understand? Don't be so rude, we are here for debt, not for his life. If you will kill him, where is our money?Liubei: The submortagage crisis is so serious, do n‟t you know that simple reason? If you know, please bat your eyes!Zhangfei (Bat eyes)Guanyu: sunflower press!!!!!Zhangfei: Where did you get this KongFu?Guanyu: Hehe! I get it from a TV program called “My Own S Word sman”, which is so popular with lots of people in China!Zhangfei: Why not say it earlier? We three brother could run a company of Chinese KongFu if we had know that before!Guanyu: Oh!! That is a good idea!!!!Keeper: Don‟t interru pt!!!! Boss is reading!!!Liubei: Keep quite!!!Aside: at this time, zhugeliang is exciting, but his wife come back soon.SCENE 5: ZhuGeliang‟s HomeActors: ZhuGeliang wife liubei Zhangfei GuanyuZhuGeliang: Thank goodness, here's Liubei at last. Ha ha h a ……….Wife: Wof! Darling! He may come here to ask me to repay his money. We can‟t let him in.ZhuGeliang: My darling, please don‟t worry. I can make liubei go back with nothing by my sliver tongue.Liubei: Mr. ZhuGeliang. I have hunted you for a long time!Zhu: Oh! You are Liubei. What can I do for you ?Liu: my brother, you have borrowed me $500, when you repay it for me? I have starved for several days.ZhuGeliang: I owe you $500? who can testify? Please give me a chance, I want to be an honest man.Liubei: How can I give you a chance? Speak it to the judge.Zhu: Please look, although having ambition , you are just a guarder .We can enlarge our power from this base, and then attack Caocao. At last I believe that we can reign the whole country.Liubei: I‟m so surprised! I don‟t know you are so ideal.ZhuGeliang: If I give you a map, could I not repay your money?Liubei: En…….you know so much about affairs, are you willing to create a new country together with us?ZhuGeliang: But I can‟t help you, I have accustom the life at present.Liubei: If you don‟t help me , the citizen will live a harder life , please don‟t refuse.ZhuGeliang: En……sorry, I can‟t. Because my wife forces me to pass the CET-6 recently. If you can help me to resolve the problem, I will help you.Liu: En…..Zhangfei: (Pull) Brother, come here. Everything is fake now such as the milk. Why can‟t we find somebody help us do the test or buy a key ? Guanyu: Yes! We can overdraft our salary from Caocao to buy the key at first.SCENE 6: ZhuGeliang‟s HomeActors: Wife KeeperAside: Because the salary has been given to zhugeliang to buy the key, Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei have been starving for one month.Keeper:(Happy)Sir , you are really a god . CET6 has got 600 scores. Be really to startle the universe and move the gods.Wife:What happened? 600 scores? Oh! Do not shoulder your several years studying at a cold window; Do not shoulder my night holding candle accompanying you. After your Master graduates, happy life will approach. Cars, house, money!SCENE 7: Outside ZhuGeliang‟s houseAside: After receiving the master degree, ZhuGeliang will go to work with Liubei to establish a new Kingdom.So the couples apart. Actors: ZhuGeliang Wife Liubei Guanyu ZhangfeiWife:Honey!ZhuGeliang:Darling!Wife:Excellent man have a long-range ambition. You should put cause above everything else , are sure not to miss me.ZhuGeliang:I will have a long journey .Please take care of yourself.(Turn around) Don‟t worried, never mis s you!!(Run) ZhuGeliang:(To Liubei)Your Majesty, I will never forget your favour. I should be loyal and devoted to the last.Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei: Let' go!!!!!Aside: The three men go down to the hill. That is the end of the whole story. Thank you for your attention.。

搞笑三顾茅庐英语剧本

搞笑三顾茅庐英语剧本
I just feel some feeling of sorrow in my heart. Is Mr ZhuGe home? We want to have a talk with him, please.
It’Байду номын сангаас doesn’t matter if you see me or not, I’m standing right there, with no emotion… it’s doesn’t matter if you miss me or not, the feeling is right there, and it isn’t going anywhere, it’s doesn’t matter…
SCENE 2 Zhugeliang’s Home
Actors: Zhu,Lu,Guan,Zhang,Server
I think we will manage it this time
What? If you don’t pull me, I will easily kill him with my strong throat!
Now,let’s go into the story. wish you will like it.
SCENE 1
Actors: Liu,Guan,Zhang,Zhuge,Server
A cigerate after dinner plays an important role in my life. En? It dosen’t burn on.
What? You said you wanna go to liuBei’s company?
En…that’s a good place in which I need not Speak English.

三顾茅庐英文版话剧剧本

三顾茅庐英文版话剧剧本

三顾茅庐英文版话剧剧本Title: Three Visits to the Thatched CottageCharacters:1. Liu Bei - Ruler of the Shu Kingdom2. Zhuge Liang - A brilliant strategist and advisor to Liu Bei3. Pang Tong - A military advisor to Liu Bei4. Cao Cao - Ruler of the Wei Kingdom5. Sima Yi - A trusted advisor to Cao Cao6. Guan Yu - A loyal general and brother of Liu Bei7. Zhang Fei - A brave general and brother of Liu Bei8. Soldiers, attendants, and messengersAct 1: Liu Bei's First VisitScene 1: Liu Bei's Palace(Liu Bei is sitting on his throne, troubled by the constant wars and seeking wise counsel)Liu Bei: (sighs) These wars are taking a toll on our people. We need someone wise and capable to help us。

Guan Yu: My lord, I have heard of a man named Zhuge Liang, who is said to possess exceptional wisdom and talent. He resides in the Thatched Cottage。

英文话剧 新三顾茅庐

英文话剧 新三顾茅庐
ZhuGeliang: Are you pointing to that gatekeeper Liubei?
Wife: Oh! Yes! Come on quickly! Boy!
Keeper: What is the matter? Madam?
Wife: Listen carefully! My husband is too busy doing his homework to welcome any people, so you will tell the people who calls on him that boss has went to study in England. .
Guanyu: Yeah, Brother! Or we'll be as poor Alas! How did I forget this? Let's go! Go~~ go~! Hurry up! Follow me and go to the mountain for dunning!
Wife: Darling!
ZhuGeliang:My wife is coming,she is so long-winded that I can never bear her.
Wife:My dear, how about your study?
ZhuGeliang:These books make me want to doze. I’m dizzy.
Farmer
Liu(come): excuse me, gentalmen? we are new here, and we are lost. I want to went to visit Mr. Zhuge. We are all his friends. Can you help us?

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recently. If you can help me to resolve the problem, I will help you.
刘备:CET-6? I can do it!
六级考试出成绩 一行三人第三次来拜访诸葛亮 黄 月 英 : Excellent man have a long-range
诸葛亮: let me tell you a good idea.
黄月英:Shu tong , come here please !
书童进来了 书童:What is the matter? Madam? 黄月英:My husband is too busy doing his homework to welcome any people, so you know? 书童:Clear Madam!
ambition.You can go out!诸葛亮: Please take care of yourself!Don’t worry ,I never miss you!
诸葛亮:My boss. I will never forget your favour. 刘、关、张:Let' go!!!!!
张 飞 : Xiao Zhu! Get Nhomakorabeaout, or I will burn your
house down!
书童:You can try it ! But you have to defeat me first. 关羽:Sunflower press(葵花点穴手)I press. 诸葛亮在屋子里呆不住了··· 刘 备 : Liangzai. I have waited you for a long
刘 备 : You have borrowed me 500 yuan. I have

7人搞笑英语版话剧剧本-三顾茅庐

7人搞笑英语版话剧剧本-三顾茅庐

Three visits to the cottage刘备 : 张春萍 2011162034关羽:赵雅茹 2011162041张飞:寇福霞 2011162013诸葛亮:高江茜 2011162007诸葛亮老婆:张佳 2011162036书童加旁白:张泽坤 2011162040Aside: After their swearing brotherhood to heaven and earth in a peach garden, the three persons——Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei-had to be janitors in Caocao's corporation to make a living for they could not find jobs. Meanwhile thelegendary and mysterious character ZhuGeliang who had been forced toattend CET-6 test by his wife was reviewing examination contents.SCENE 1: Liubei's homeActors: Liubei Guanyu ZhangfeiGuanyu: Brother! We three have been hungry for days and when will this tragic life end? It's so terrible!Liubei: Yu, it's impossible that I don't feel painful, isn't it? But as the proverb says it is hard to sit in Rome and strive against thePope. Now we come down to Caocao's corporation asgatekeeper, anyhow we can fill our stomachs between whiles.It's very hard to get work now. No diplomas and no job offers,what are you dreaming about?Zhangfei: Oh, Brother! ZhuGeliang's wife borrowed us 500yuan to cope with his husband‟s CET-6 fees last month, it seems that it'stime for us to be debt collectors now.Guanyu: Yeah, Brother! Or we'll be as poor as church mouseLiubei: Alas! How did I forget this? Let's go! Go~~ go~! Hurry up!Follow me and go to the mountain for dunning!Aside: And then the three brothers climb the mountain to findZhuGeliang.SCENE 2: ZhuGeliang’s houseActors: Zhu Geliang Zhu’s WifeZhuGeliang: Good morning! I am the genius ZhuGeliang. But I feel so morose recently. Because my wife forced me to pass theCET-6. What‟s CET-6? Do you know? You?(Ask theaudience) I‟ve never heart about that. And she obli ged me toread so heavy books and do so many texts. It‟s ridiculous. Mymajor is military advice, not English. Why should I read this? Wife: Darling!ZhuGeliang:My wife is coming,she is so long-winded that I can never bear her.Wife:My dear, how about your study?ZhuGeliang:These books make me want to doze. I‟m dizzy.Wife:Darling! Now, competition is so serious. If you can‟t pass cet6 to get your master‟s degree, it is difficult to find a job. I havestayed here for half of a lifetime. But never visit a biggerplace like Tianjin.(cry)ZhuGeliang:Don‟t worry, these books are too easy for your husband and don‟t need to learn.Wife:Are you sure? let me have a test to you. Listen,read and see! ZhuGeliang:A piece of cake!Wife:Listen, can you spell apple? Desk?ZhuGeliang: Sorry I can‟t.Wife:You can‟t? Oh, how unfortunate I am! (crying) I'm wrong, I'm really wrong, I'm wrong from the beginning. I shouldn'tmarry here. If I didn‟t marry here, I'll never in thisheartrending place now,ZhuGeliang:Don‟t cry, don‟t cry, stop! I …m going to study hard at once. Wife (laugh): That's the spirit! Do you know? We are in the red for your Cet6. I even borrowed money from the gate keeper. What canI do when they dun for debts.ZhuGeliang: Are you pointing to that gatekeeper Liubei?Wife: Oh! Yes! Come on quickly! Boy!Keeper: What is the matter? Madam?Wife: Listen carefully! My husband is too busy doing his homework to welcome any people, so you will tell the people who callson him that boss has went to study in England.Aside: While it is going on, liubei Guanyu Zhangfei have came to the gate of ZhuGeliang‟s house.SCENE3 Outside ZhuGeliang’s houseActors: Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei KeeperZhangfei: Let me knock the door! Open! Open!!!Keeper: (Check from the peep hole) Are these men asking for the debt?(Open the door)Liubei: This is liubei! We are calling on ZhuGeliang and his wife. Keeper: Zhu said he is not in.Liubei: En????Keeper: Oh! No!...I mean …I mean my boss is studying English in England for the exam of CET-6,and he may not be comeback this month.Liubei: OK! We will wait for him here!Guanyu: Nobody knows that when he will be come back, so, let‟s go home! Aside: The three men went away with disappointed. After a month, the deeply autumn came! They came here at the second time.Unfortunately, they didn‟t see Zhugeliang as well . Two monthpassed, the cold winter is coming! It is heavy snow and very coldoutsides. ZhuGeliang knows the reason that why they come herethree times, and orders the keeper to let them come in whiles hiswife is out.SCENE4 Outside ZhuGeliang’s houseActors: Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei KeeperZhangfei: Please tell me in time when you would see him next time, let me bind him up for you. It really should not trouble you to comehere time and time again.Liubei: These days, the borrower is the god! Let‟s go there again and show our the warmest heart to move them.(Knock the door) Keeper:My boss is at home today, but he is reading books about CET-6.Please wait for a moment!Zhangfei:Xiao Zhu! Come out! Brothers, help me to take care of my seventh uncle and third niece. Get out, or I will burn your housedown!Guanyu: Sunflower press! AI. Litter brother, big brother has said several times, We are intellectuals, understand? Don't be so rude, weare here for debt, not for his life. If you will kill him, where isour money?Liubei: The submortagage crisis is so serious, don‟t you know that simple reason? If you know, please bat your eyes!Zhangfei (Bat eyes)Guanyu: sunflower press!!!!!Zhangfei: Where did you get this KongFu?Guanyu: Hehe! I get it from a TV program called “My Own S Word sman”, which is so popular with lots of people in China! Zhangfei: Why not say it earlier? We three brother could run a company of Chinese KongFu if we had know that before!Guanyu: Oh!! That is a good idea!!!!Keeper: Don‟t interrupt!!!! Boss is reading!!!Liubei: Keep quite!!!Aside: at this time, zhugeliang is exciting, but his wife come back soon.SCENE 5: ZhuGeliang’s HomeActors: ZhuGeliang wife liubei Zhangfei Guanyu ZhuGeliang: Thank goodness, here's Liubei at last. Ha ha ha ………Wife: Wof! Darling! He may come here to ask me to repay his money. We can‟t let him in.ZhuGeliang: My darling, please don‟t worry. I can make liubei go back with nothing by my sliver tongueLiubei: Mr. ZhuGeliang. I have hunted you for a long time!Zhu: Oh! You are Liubei. What can I do for you ?Liu: my brother, you have borrowed me $500, when you repay it for me? I have starved for several days.ZhuGeliang: I owe you $500? who can testify? Please give me a chance, I want to be an honest man.Liubei: How can I give you a chance? Speak it to the judge.Zhu: Please look, although having ambition , you are just a guarder .We can enlarge our power from this base, and then attack Caocao. Atlast I believe that we can reign the whole country.Liubei: I‟m so surprised! I don‟t know you are so ideal.ZhuGeliang: If I give you a map, could I not repay your money?Liubei: En…….you know so much about affairs, are you willing to create a new country together with us?ZhuGeliang: But I can‟t help you, I have accustom the life at present. Liubei: If you don‟t help me , the citizen wi ll live a harder life , please don‟t refuse.ZhuGeliang: En……sorry, I can‟t. Because my wife forces me to pass the CET-6 recently. If you can help me to resolve the problem, Iwill help you.Liu: En…..Zhangfei: (Pull) Brother, come here. Everything is fake now such as the milk. Why can‟t we find somebody help us do the test or buy a key ? Guanyu: Yes! We can overdraft our salary from Caocao to buy the key at first.SCENE 6: ZhuGeliang’s HomeActors: Wife KeeperAside: Because the salary has been given to zhugeliang to buy the key, Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei have been starving for one month. Keeper:(Happy)Sir , you are really a god . CET6 has got 600 scores. Be really to startle the universe and move the gods.Wife:What happened? 600 scores? Oh! Do not shoulder your several years studying at a cold window; Do not shoulder my night holding candle accompanying you. After your Master graduates, happy life will approach. Cars, house, money!SCENE 7: Outside Zhu Geliang’s houseAside: After receiving the master degree, Zhu Geliang will go to work with Liubei to establish a new Kingdom.So the couples apart.Actors: ZhuGeliang Wife Liubei Guanyu ZhangfeiWife:Honey!ZhuGeliang:Darling!Wife:Excellent man have a long-range ambition. You should put cause above everything else , are sure not to miss me.ZhuGeliang:I will have a long journey .Please take care of yourself.(Turn around) Don‟t worried, never miss you!!(Run) ZhuGeliang:(To Liubei)Your Majesty, I will never forget your favour. I should be loyal and devoted to the last.Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei: Let' go!!!!!Aside: The three men go down to the hill. That is the end of the whole story.Thank you for your attention.。

7人搞笑英语版话剧剧本-三顾茅庐精品名师资料.doc

7人搞笑英语版话剧剧本-三顾茅庐精品名师资料.doc

Three visits to the cottageAside: Three visits to the cottage(中文名三顾茅庐)is a story from one of the Four Great classical Chinese novels——the Three Kindoms. ZhuGeliang is one ofthe main characters in the original. Also, he is an outstanding militarist,politician and the symbol of the wisdom in Chinese history. Another mainactors——Liubei, who visited ZhuGeliang's thatched cottage three times and wanted to invite him to be his military adviser. Finally, ZhuGeliang was moved by Liubei' sincerity, helped the three brothers——Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei to establish the Shu Kindom. He devoted his whole life to the cause and died in harness.Our script is revised from this story . In this play, we add many modern and funny elements. For example, there are some spoken lines and actions whichwere copied from some classical movies like Infernal Affairs(中文名无间道), My Own S Word sman(中文名武林外传),The Flirting Scholar(中文名唐伯虎点秋香)were combined in our play. Also, we added some interesting pictures andaudio to our slide.Maybe there are some mistakes in our dialogue. But this play is the result of painstaking efforts of our group. So we present our script to you and wish you will like it.Three visits to the cottageAside: After their swearing brotherhood to heaven and earth in a peach garden, the three persons——Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei-had to be janitors in Caocao's corporation to make a living for they could not find jobs. Meanwhile thelegendary and mysterious character ZhuGeliang who had been forced toattend CET-6 test by his wife was reviewing examination contents.SCENE 1: Liubei's homeActors: Liubei Guanyu ZhangfeiGuanyu: Brother! We three have been hungry for days and when will this tragic life end? It's so terrible!Liubei: Yu, it's impossible that I don't feel painful, isn't it? But as the proverb says it is hard to sit in Rome and strive against the Pope. Now we comedown to Caocao's corporation as gatekeeper, anyhow we can fill ourstomachs between whiles. It's very hard to get work now. No diplomasand no job offers, what are you dreaming about?Zhangfei: Oh, Brother! ZhuGeliang's wife borrowed us 500yuan to cope with his husband’s CET-6 fees last month, it seems that it's time for us to be debtcollectors now.Guanyu: Yeah, Brother! Or we'll be as poor as church mouseLiubei: Alas! How did I forget this? Let's go! Go~~ go~! Hurry up! Follow me and go to the mountain for dunning!Aside: And then the three brothers climb the mountain to find ZhuGeliang.SCENE 2: ZhuGeliang’s houseActors: ZhuGeliang Zhu’s Wife ZhuGeliang: Good morning! I am the genius ZhuGeliang. ButI feel so morose recently. Because my wife forcedme to pass the CET-6. What’s CET-6? Do youknow? You?(Ask the audien ce) I’ve never heartabout that. And she obliged me to read so heavybooks and do so many texts. It’s ridiculous. Mymajor is military advice, not English. Why should Iread this?Wife: Darling!ZhuGeliang:My wife is coming,she is so long-winded that I can never bear her.Wife:My dear, how about your study?ZhuGeliang:These books make me want to doze. I’m dizzy. Wife:Darling! Now, competition is so serious. If you can’t pass cet6 to get your master’s degree, it is difficult to find a job. I h ave stayed herefor half of a lifetime. But never visit a bigger place like Hangzhou.(cry) ZhuGeliang:Don’t worry, these books are too easy for your husband and don’t need to learn.Wife:Are you sure? let me have a test to you. Listen,read and see! ZhuGeliang:A piece of cake!Wife:Listen, can you spell apple? Desk?ZhuGeliang: Sorry I can’t.Wife:You can’t? Oh, how unfortunate I am! (crying) I'm wrong, I'm really wrong, I'm wrong from the beginning. I shouldn't marry here. If Ididn’t marry here, I'll never in this heartrending place now, ZhuGeliang:Don’t cry, don’t cry, stop! I ‘m going to study hard at once.Wife (laugh): That's the spirit! Do you know? We are in the red for your Cet6. I even borrowed money from the gate keeper. What can I do when theydun for debts.ZhuGeliang: Are you pointing to that gatekeeper Liubei? Wife: Oh! Yes! Come on quickly! Boy!Keeper: What is the matter? Madam?Wife: Listen carefully! My husband is too busy doing his homework to welcome any people, so you will tell the people who calls on himthat boss has went to study in England.Aside: While it is going on, liubei Guanyu Zhangfei have came to the gate of ZhuGeliang’s house.SCENE3 Outside ZhuGeliang’s houseActors: Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei KeeperZhangfei: Let me knock the door! Open! Open!!!Keeper: (Check from the peep hole) Are these men asking for the debt?(Open the door)Liubei: This is liubei! We are calling on ZhuGeliang and his wife.Keeper: Zhu said he is not in.Liubei: En????Keeper: Oh! No!...I mean …I mean my boss is studying English in England for the exam of CET-6,and he may not be come back this month.Liubei: OK! We will wait for him here!Guanyu: Nobody knows that when he will be come back, so, let’s go home! Aside: The three men went away with disappointed. After a month, the deeply autumn came! They came here at the second time. Unfortunately, theydidn’t see Zhugeliang as well . Two month passed, the cold winter is coming!It is heavy snow and very cold outsides. ZhuGeliang knows the reason thatwhy they come here three times, and orders the keeper to let them come inwhiles his wife is out.SCENE4 Outside ZhuGeliang’s houseActors: Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei KeeperZhangfei: Please tell me in time when you would see him next time, let me bind him up for you. It really should not trouble you to come here time and timeagain.Liubei: These days, the borrower is the god! Let’s go there again and show our the warmest heart to move them.(Knock the door)Keeper:My boss is at home today, but he is reading books about CET-6. Please wait for a moment!Zhangfei:Xiao Zhu! Come out! Brothers, help me to take care of my seventh uncle and his third niece. Get out, or I will burn your house down!Guanyu: Sunflower press! AI. Litter brother, big brother has said several times, We are intellectuals, understand? Don't be so rude, we are here fordebt, not for his life. If you will kill him, where is our money? Liubei: The submortagage crisis is so serious, don’t you know that simp le reason? If you know, please bat your eyes!Zhangfei (Bat eyes)Guanyu: sunflower press!!!!!Zhangfei: Where did you get this KongFu?Guanyu: Hehe! I get it from a TV program called “My Own S Wordsm an”, which is so popular with lots of people in China!Zhangfei: Why not say it earlier? We three brother could run a company of Chinese KongFu if we had know that before!Guanyu: Oh!! That is a good idea!!!!Keeper: Don’t interrupt!!!! Boss is reading!!!Liubei: Keep quite!!!Aside: at this time, zhugeliang is exciting, but his wife come back soon.SCENE 5: ZhuGeliang’s HomeActors: ZhuGeliang wife liubei Zhangfei Guanyu ZhuGeliang: Thank goodness, here's Liubei at last. Ha ha ha ………Wife: Wof! Dar ling! He may come here to ask me to repay his money. We can’t let him in.ZhuGeliang: My darling, please don’t worry. I can make liubei go back with nothing by my sliver tongue Liubei: Mr. ZhuGeliang. I have hunted you for a long time!Zhu: Oh! You are Liubei. What can I do for you ?Liu: my brother, you have borrowed me $500, when you repay it for me? I have starved for several days.ZhuGeliang: I owe you $500? who can testify? Please give mea chance, I want to be an honest man.Liubei: How can I give you a chance? Speak it to the judge.Zhu: Please look, although having ambition , you are just a guarder .We can enlarge our power from thisbase, and then attack Caocao. At last I believethat we can reign the whole country.Liubei: I’m so surprised! I don’t know you are so ideal.ZhuGeliang: If I give you a map, could I not repay your money?Liubei: En…….you know so much about affairs, are you willing to create a new country together with us?ZhuGeliang: But I can’t help you, I have accustom the life at present.Liubei: If you don’t help me , the citizen will live a harder life , please don’t refuse.ZhuGeliang: En……sorry, I can’t. Because my wife forces me to pass the CET-6 recently. If you can help me toresolve the problem, I will help you.Liu: En…..Zhangfei: (Pull) Brother, come here. Everything is fake now such as the milk. Why can’t we find somebody help us do the test or buy a key ?Guanyu: Yes! We can overdraft our salary from Caocao to buy the key at first.SCENE 6: ZhuGeliang’s HomeActors: Wife KeeperAside: Because the salary has been given to zhugeliang to buy the key, Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei have been starving for one month.Keeper:(Happy)Sir , you are really a god . CET6 has got 600 scores. Be really to startle the universe and move the gods.Wife:What happened? 600 scores? Oh! Do not shoulder your several years studying at a cold window; Do not shoulder my night holding candle accompanying you. After your Master graduates, happy life will approach.Cars, house, money!SCENE 7: Outside Zhu Geliang’s houseAside: After receiving the master degree, ZhuGeliang will go to work with Liubei to establish a new Kingdom.So the couples apart.Actors: ZhuGeliang Wife Liubei Guanyu ZhangfeiWife:Honey!ZhuGeliang:Darling!Wife:Excellent man have a long-range ambition. You should put cause above everything else , are sure not to miss me.ZhuGeliang:I will have a long journey .Please take care of yourself.(Turn around) Don’t worried, nevermiss you!!(Run)ZhuGeliang:(To Liubei)Your Majesty, I will never forget your favour. I should be loyal and devoted to the last. Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei: Let' go!!!!!Aside: The three men go down to the hill. That is the end of the whole story. Thank you for your attention.旁白——话说刘关张桃园三结义之后四处奔波一时间找不到工作不得不在曹操的公司靠看大门为生而此时那个传说中的神秘人物诸葛卧龙先生正专心在家复习考试因为他的老婆黄氏逼着他参加CET-6场景一刘备家刘备关羽张飞上关羽——大哥咱们都饿了好几天了这种吃糠咽菜的生活我们要过到什么时候啊哎刘备——二弟这大哥我怎么可能不难受嘛可是常言道人在屋檐下怎能不低头我们现在曹操的公司里给人家看大门这年头工作这么难找我们三兄弟学历又不高好不容易能有口饭吃就很不错了哪还有什么奢求呀张飞——大哥对了上个月后面山头诸葛亮的老婆来问我们借走了500块钱去给她老公交学费去了都好久没还我们是不是应该去要回来关羽——是啊大哥不然的话这样下去我们就得喝西北风了刘备——哎就是我怎么这岔给忘了走走走二弟三弟随我这就上山(收拾家伙挽袖子)旁白——兄弟三人就此上山场景二诸葛亮家诸葛亮上诸葛亮——大叫好我就是绝顶聪明的诸葛亮可我最近却很是郁闷我那个娘子非要我去参加什么大学英语六级考试六级考试是个什么东西我怎么听都没听说过还要我看这么厚的书做这么多的题(拿起手里的金瓶梅给大家亮亮)我以后可是要当军师的!!又不是这个专业的干嘛还要要看这种书老婆——相公(远处喊)诸葛亮老婆上(比较啰嗦)诸葛亮——娘子来了我娘子啰嗦的像唐僧一样说起话来我可受不了快老实看书(装作认真状)老婆——相公你的书背的怎么样了诸葛亮——娘子啊这些书看得我头昏眼花光想打瞌睡老婆——哎相公呀你有所不知你看现在外面竞争这么激烈你要是不好好考六级将来拿个硕士文凭以后找不到工作可怎么办呀我们在这个小村子里都呆了小半辈子了你看我连稍微大一点的城市像铁岭都没去过诸葛亮——娘子你看老公我这么有才华以后还愁找不到工作么这些书太简单了统统不用看(扔书)老婆——哼!!你说简单那我考考你诸葛亮——怎么还要考我舌战群儒我都不怕小小考试焉能难道我(对观众说)老婆——我要考你听写(诸葛亮郁闷状)听着apple怎么写desk怎么写诸葛亮——(不会抓耳挠腮)老婆——相公啊你连这都不会可怎么办呀哎呀我错了我真的错了我从一开始就不应该嫁过来如果我不嫁过来就不会流落到这么一个伤心的地方我好后悔呀诸葛亮——崩溃了(捂耳朵忙劝)诸葛亮——娘子莫哭娘子莫哭相公好好看书就是老婆——(马上变脸)这还差不多你知道么为了供你读书咱们家已经欠了外面一屁股债连看大门的我都借过如果这些人上门来逼债我可怎么办呀诸葛亮——娘子你说看大门的?莫非就是呢个看大门的刘备(抓胡子兴奋点头)老婆——正是此人书童你快过来书童上书童——主人有何吩咐老婆——书童听着相公近日温习功课外人一律不见来人就说去国外游玩讲学去了书童遵命旁白——话正说着刘关张三人已经到了诸葛亮家门口场景三诸葛亮家门口刘关张上张飞——大哥我来叫门(气愤敲门咚咚咚)书童——(从猫眼里看看跟张飞头对上幻灯片配李逵的黑脸吓一跳)莫非是来讨债的(思考开门)刘备——在下刘备特来拜访诸葛卧龙先生和她老婆书童——主人说他不在家刘关张——恩???书童——哦不是主人主人出去游玩了可能很快回来也可能十多天不回来刘备——那我们就在这等他关羽——他呢么贪玩谁知道他什么时候回来大哥我们还是走吧旁白——三人离去又过了一个月已是深秋三人第二次登门拜访可是仍然没有见着第三次已经是冬天屋外下着鹅毛大雪诸葛亮知道了刘备上门讨债的事情趁这会老婆黄氏不在赶紧命书童前去开门场景四诸葛亮家门口(下大雪)刘关张书童上张飞——大哥下次要见诸葛小儿你先给我老三说一声我把他绑来见你如此劳烦哥哥甚是无礼刘备——哎二弟三弟现在欠钱的都是大爷我们还是再去一回吧一定要诚心诚意才能打动人家(抹眼泪幻灯片放杨白劳与黄世仁咚咚咚敲门)书童——主人今天在家(诸葛亮拿着金瓶梅从身后走过)但是正在看书请你们等一等张飞——(等不及了)诸葛小儿快出来大哥二哥帮我照顾好我七舅老爷他上外甥女。

三顾茅庐

三顾茅庐

Three visits to the cottage7人搞笑版话剧剧本-三顾茅庐Aside: After their swearing brotherhood to heaven and earth in a peach garden, the three persons——Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei-had to be janitors in Caocao's corporation to make a living for they could not find jobs. Meanwhile the legendary and mysterious character ZhuGeliang who had been forced to attend CET-6 test by his wife was reviewing examination contents. SCENE 1: Liubei's homeActors: LiubeiGuanyuZhangfeiGuanyu: Brother! We three have been hungry for days. I really miss Wan Zhou roast fish, ShuiZhuSanGuo,Ban Shan Xiao CHU….Zhangfei: Well, well….. How about going to SanWei or Wugu dining room? Guanyu: Stop, stop, stop, I’m disgusted with you. Honey Beibei, when will this tragic life end? It's so terrible!Liubei: YuYu, I do feel painful, too. Although life is difficult, we should and we must be gelivable. Remember, just do it. Now we come down to Caocao's corporation as gatekeeper, anyhow we can fill our stomachs between whiles. It's very hard to get work now. No diplomas and no job offers, what are you dreaming about?Zhangfei: Oh, Brother! ZhuGeliang's wife borrowed us 500yuan to cope withhis husband’s CET-4 fees last month, it seems that it's time for us to be debt collectors now.Guanyu: Yeah, Brother! Or we'll be as poor as church mouse.Liubei: Alas! How did I forget this? Let's go! Go~(song)~ go~! Hurry up! Follow me and go to the mountain for dunning!G&L&Z : oh YEAH( PS:song~)Aside: And then the three brothers climb the mountain to find ZhuGeliang.SCENE 2: ZhuGeliang’s houseActors: ZhuGeliang WifeZhuGeliang: Good morning! I am the very very genius ZhuGeliang. But I feel so morose recently. Because my wife forced me to pass the CET-4. What’s CET-4? Do you know? You?(Ask the audience) I’ve never heart about that. And she obliged me to read so heavy books and do so many texts. It’s ridiculous. My major is military advice, not English. Why should I read this?Wife: Darling!ZhuGeliang:My wife is coming,she is so long-winded that I can never bear her.Wife:My dear, how about your study?ZhuGeliang:These books make me want to doze. I’m dizzy.Wife:Darling! Now, competition is so serious. If you can’t pass cet4 to get your master’s degree, it is difficult to find a job. If you don’t have a job we willhave no money. If we don’t have money I won’t have jewelry car and big house. I can’t go to bigger place sodarling you must pass the Get-4. ZhuGeliang:Don’t worry, these books are so easy for your husband that I don’t need to learn.Wife:Are you sure? let me have a test to you. Listen,read and see! ZhuGeliang:A piece of cake!Wife:Listen, can you spell apple? Desk?ZhuGeliang: Sorry I can’t.Wife:You can’t? Oh, how unfortunate I am! (crying) I'm wrong, I'm really wrong, I'm wrong from the beginning. I shouldn't marry here. If I didn’t marry here, I'll never in this heartrending place now,ZhuGeliang:Don’t cry, don’t cry, stop! I ‘m going to study hard at once. Wife (laugh): That's the spirit! Do you know? We are in the red for your Cet6.I even borrowed money from the gate keeper. What can I do when they dun for debts.ZhuGeliang: Are you pointing to that gatekeeper Liubei?Wife: Oh! Yes! Come on quickly! Boy!Keeper: What is the matter? Madam?Wife: Listen carefully! My husband is too busy doing his homework to welcome any people, so you will tell the people who calls on him that boss has went to study in England. .Keeper: Yes! Madam!Aside: While it is going on, liubei Guanyu Zhangfei have came to the gate of ZhuGeliang’s house.SCENE3 Outside ZhuGeliang’s houseActors: Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei KeeperZhangfei: Let me strike the door! Open! Open!!!Keeper: (Check from the peep hole) Are these men asking for the debt? (Open the door)Liubei: This is liubei! We are calling on ZhuGeliang and his wife.Keeper: Zhu said he is not in.Liubei: En????Keeper: Oh! No!...I mean …I mean my boss is studying English in England for the exam of CET-6,and he may not be come back this month.Liubei: OK! We are waiting for him here!Guanyu: Nobody knows that when he will come back, thus, let’s go home! Aside: The three men went away with disappointed. After a month, the deeply autumn came! They came here at the second time. Unfortunately, they didn’t see Zhugeliang again. Two month passed, the cold winter is coming! It is heavy snow and very cold outsides. ZhuGeliang knows the reason that why they come here three times, and orders the keeper to let them come in whiles his wife is outside.SCENE4 Outsi de ZhuGeliang’s houseActors: Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei KeeperZhangfei: Please tell me in time when you would see him next time, let me bind him up for you. It really should not trouble you to come here time and time again.Liubei: These days, the borrower is the god! Let’s go there again and show our the warmest heart to move them.(Knock the door)Keeper:My boss is at home today, but he is reading books about CET-6. Please wait for a moment!Zhangfei:Xiao Zhu! Come out! Brothers, help me to take care of my seventh uncle and his third niece. Get out, or I will burn your house down! Guanyu: Sunflower press! AI. Litter brother, big brother has said several times, We are intellectuals, understand? Don't be so rude, we are here for debt, not for his life. If you will kill him, where is our money?Liubei: The submortagage crisis is so serious, don’t you know that simple reason? If you know, please bat your eyes!Zhangfei (Bat eyes)Guanyu: sunflower press!!!!!Zhangfei: Where did you get this KongFu?Guanyu: Hehe! I get it from a TV program called “My Own Swordsman”, which is so popular with lots of people in China!Zhangfei: Why not say it earlier? We three brother could run a company ofChinese KongFu if we had know that before!Guanyu: Oh!! That is a good idea!!!!Keeper: Don’t interrupt!!!! Boss is reading!!!Liubei: Keep quite!!!Aside: at this time, zhugeliang is exciting, but his wife come back soon.SCEN E 5: ZhuGeliang’s HomeActors: ZhuGeliang wife liubei Zhangfei GuanyuZhuGeliang: Thank goodness, here's Liubei at last. Ha ha ha ……….Wife: Wof! Darling! He may come here to ask me to repay his money. We can’t let him in.ZhuGeliang: My darling, please d on’t worry. I can make liubei go back with nothing by my sliver tongue.Liubei: Mr. ZhuGeliang. I have hunted you for a long time!Zhu: Oh! You are Liubei. What can I do for you ?Liu: my brother, you have borrowed me $500, when you repay it for me? I have starved for several days.ZhuGeliang: I owe you $500? who can testify? Please give me a chance, I want to be an honest man.Liubei: How can I give you a chance? Speak it to the judge.Zhu: Please look, although having ambition , you are just a guarder .We can enlarge our power from this base, and then attack Caocao. At last I believethat we can reign the whole country.Liubei: I’m so surprised! I don’t know you are so ideal.ZhuGeliang: If I give you a map, could I not repay your money?Liubei: En…….you k now so much about affairs, are you willing to create a new country together with us?ZhuGeliang: But I can’t help you, I have accustom the life at present.Liubei: If you don’t help me , the citizen will live a harder life , please don’t refuse.ZhuGeliang: En……sorry, I can’t. Because my wife forces me to pass the CET-6 recently. If you can help me to resolve the problem, I will help you.Liu: En…..Zhangfei: (Pull) Brother, come here. Everything is fake now such as the milk. Why can’t we find somebody help us do the test or buy a key ?Guanyu: Yes! We can overdraft our salary from Caocao to buy the key at first.SCENE 6: ZhuGeliang’s HomeActors: Wife KeeperAside: Because the salary has been given to zhugeliang to buy the key, Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei have been starving for one month.Keeper:(Happy)Sir , you are really a god . CET6 has got 600 scores. Be really to startle the universe and move the gods.Wife:What happened? 600 scores? Oh! Do not shoulder your several years studying at a cold window; Do not shoulder my night holding candle accompanying you. After your Master graduates, happy life will approach. Cars, house, money!SCENE 7: Outside ZhuGeliang’s houseAside: After receiving the master degree, ZhuGeliang will go to work with Liubei to establish a new Kingdom.So the couples apart.Actors: ZhuGeliang Wife Liubei Guanyu ZhangfeiWife:Honey!ZhuGeliang:Darling!Wife:Excellent man have a long-range ambition. You should put cause above everything else , are sure not to miss me.ZhuGeliang:I will have a long journey .Please take care of yourself.(Turn around) Don’t worried, never miss you!!(Run)ZhuGeliang:(To Liubei)Your Majesty, I will never forget your favour. I should be loyal and devoted to the last.Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei: Let' go!!!!!Aside: The three men go down to the hill. That is the end of the whole story. Thank you for your attention.。

英语剧本:三顾茅庐

英语剧本:三顾茅庐

Three visits to the cottage————By FRIENDSThree visits to the cottage(中文名三顾茅庐)is a story from one of the Four Great classical Chinese novels——the Three Kindoms. ZhuGeliang is one of the main characters in the original. Also, he is an outstanding militarist, politician and the symbol of the wisdom in Chinese history. Another main actors——Liubei, who visited ZhuGeliang's thatched cottage three times and wanted to invite him to be his military adviser. Finally, ZhuGeliang was moved by Liubei' sincerity, helped the three brothers——Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei to establish the Shu Kindom. He devoted his whole life to the cause and died in harness.Our script is revised from this story and writed by my classmates of group FRIENDS. In this play, we add many modern and funny elements. For example, there are some spoken lines and actions which were copied from some classical movies like Infernal Affairs(中文名无间道), My Own Swordsman(中文名武林外传),The Flirting Scholar(中文名唐伯虎点秋香)were combined in our play. Also, we added some interesting pictures and audio to our slide.Maybe there are some mistakes in our dialogue. But this play is the result of painstaking efforts of our group. So we present our script to you and wish you will like it.Three visits to the cottageAside: After their swearing brotherhood to heaven and earth in a peach garden, the three persons——Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei-had to be janitors in Caocao's corporation to make a living for they could not find jobs. Meanwhile the legendary and mysterious character ZhuGeliang who had been forced to attend CET-6 test by his wife was reviewing examination contents. SCENE 1: Liubei's homeActors: Liubei Guanyu ZhangfeiGuanyu: Brother! We three have been hungry for days and when will this tragic life end? It's so terrible!Liubei: Yu, it's impossible that I don't feel painful, isn't it? But as the proverb says it is hard to sit in Rome and strive against the Pope. Now we come down to Caocao's corporation as gatekeeper, anyhow we can fill our stomachs between whiles. It's very hard to get work now. No diplomas and no job offers, what are you dreaming about?Zhangfei: Oh, Brother! ZhuGeliang's wife borrowed us 500yuan to cope with his husband’s CET-6 fees last month, it seems that it's time for us to be debt collectors now.Guanyu: Yeah, Brother! Or we'll be as poor as church mouse.Liubei: Alas! How did I forget this? Let's go! Go~~ go~! Hurry up! Follow me and go to the mountain for dunning!Aside: And then the three brothers climb the mountain to find ZhuGeliang.SCENE 2: ZhuGeliang’s houseActors: ZhuGeliang WifeZhuGeliang: Good morning! I am the genius ZhuGeliang. But I feel so morose recently. Because my wife forced me to pass the CET-6. What’s CET-6? Do you know? You?(Ask the audience) I’ve never heart about that. And she obliged me to read so heavy books and do so many texts. It’s ridiculous. My major is military advice, not English. Why should I read this?Wife: Darling!ZhuGeliang:My wife is coming,she is so long-winded that I can never bear her.Wife:My dear, how about your study?ZhuGeliang:These books make me want to doze. I’m dizzy.Wife:Darling! Now, competition is so serious. If you can’t pass cet6 to get your master’s degree, it is difficult to find a job. I have stayed here for half of a lifetime. But never visit a bigger place like Yangling.ZhuGeliang:Don’t worry, these books are too easy for your husband and don’t need to learn. Wife:Are you sure? let me have a test to you. Listen,read and see!ZhuGeliang:A piece of cake!Wife:Listen, can you spell apple? Desk?ZhuGeliang: Sorry I can’t.Wife:You can’t? Oh, how unfortunate I am! (crying) I'm wrong, I'm really wrong, I'm wrong from the beginning. I shouldn't marry here. If I didn’t marry here, I'll never in this heartrending place now,ZhuGeliang:Don’t cry, don’t cry, stop! I ‘m going to study hard at once.Wife (laugh): That's the spirit! Do you know? We are in the red for your Cet6. I even borrowed money from the gate keeper. What can I do when they dun for debts.ZhuGeliang: Are you pointing to that gatekeeper Liubei?Wife: Oh! Yes! Come on quickly! Boy!Keeper: What is the matter? Madam?Wife: Listen carefully! My husband is too busy doing his homework to welcome any people, so you will tell the people who calls on him that boss has went to study in England. .Keeper: Yes! Madam!Aside: While it is going on, liubei Guanyu Zhangfei have came to the gate of ZhuGeliang’s house.SCENE3 Outside ZhuGeliang’s houseActors: Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei KeeperZhangfei: Let me strike the door! Open! Open!!!Keeper: (Check from the peep hole) Are these men asking for the debt? (Open the door) Liubei: This is liubei! We are calling on ZhuGeliang and his wife.Keeper: Zhu said he is not in.Liubei: En????Keeper: Oh! No!...I mean …I mean my boss is studying English in England for the exam of CET-6,and he may not be come back this month.Liubei: OK! We are waiting for him here!Guanyu: Nobody knows that when he will come back, thus, let’s go home!Aside: The three men went away with disappointed. After a month, the deeply autumn came! They came here at the second time. Unfortunately, they didn’t see Zhugeliang again. Two month passed, the cold winter is coming! It is heavy snow and very cold outsides. ZhuGeliang knows the reason that why they come here three times, and orders the keeper to let them come in whiles his wife is outside.SCENE4 Outside ZhuGeliang’s houseActors: Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei KeeperZhangfei: Please tell me in time when you would see him next time, let me bind him up for you. It really should not trouble you to come here time and time again.Liubei: These days, the borrower is the god! Let’s go there again and show our the warmest heart to move them.(Knock the door)Keeper:My boss is at home today, but he is reading books about CET-6. Please wait for a moment!Zhangfei:Xiao Zhu! Come out! Brothers, help me to take care of my seventh uncle and his third niece. Get out, or I will burn your house down!Guanyu: Sunflower press! AI. Litter brother, big brother has said several times, We are intellectuals, understand? Don't be so rude, we are here for debt, not for his life. If you will kill him, where is our money?Liubei: The submortagage crisis is so serious, don’t y ou know that simple reason? If you know, please bat your eyes!Zhangfei (Bat eyes)Guanyu: sunflower press!!!!!Zhangfei: Where did you get this KongFu?Guanyu: Hehe! I get it from a TV program called “My Own Swordsman”, which is so popular with lots of people in China!Zhangfei: Why not say it earlier? We three brother could run a company of Chinese KongFu if we had know that before!Guanyu: Oh!! That is a good idea!!!!Keeper: Don’t interrupt!!!! Boss is reading!!!Liubei: Keep quite!!!Aside: at this time, zhugeliang is exciting, but his wife come back soon.SCENE 5: ZhuGeliang’s HomeActors: ZhuGeliang wife liubei Zhangfei GuanyuZhuGeliang: Thank goodness, here's Liubei at last. Ha ha ha ……….Wife: Wof! Darling! He may come here to ask me to rep ay his money. We can’t let him in. ZhuGeliang: My darling, please don’t worry. I can make liubei go back with nothing by my sliver tongue.Liubei: Mr. ZhuGeliang. I have hunted you for a long time!Zhu: Oh! You are Liubei. What can I do for you ?Liu: my brother, you have borrowed me $500, when you repay it for me? I have starved for several days.ZhuGeliang: I owe you $500? who can testify? Please give me a chance, I want to be an honest man.Liubei: How can I give you a chance? Speak it to the judge.Zhu: Please look, although having ambition , you are just a guarder .We can enlarge our power from this base, and then attack Caocao. At last I believe that we can reign the whole country. Liubei: I’m so surprised! I don’t know you are so ideal.ZhuGeliang: If I give you a map, could I not repay your money?Liubei: En…….you know so much about affairs, are you willing to create a new country together with us?ZhuGeliang: But I can’t help you, I have accustom the life at present.Liubei: If you don’t help me , the citizen will live a harder life , please don’t refuse. ZhuGeliang: En……sorry, I can’t. Because my wife forces me to pass the CET-6 recently. If you can help me to resolve the problem, I will help you.Liu: En…..Zhangfei: (Pull) Brother, come here. Everything is fake now such as the milk. Why can’t we find somebody help us do the test or buy a key ?Guanyu: Yes! We can overdraft our salary from Caocao to buy the key at first.SCENE 6: ZhuGeliang’s HomeActors: Wife KeeperAside: Because the salary has been given to zhugeliang to buy the key, Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei have been starving for one month.Keeper:(Happy)Sir , you are really a god . CET6 has got 600 scores. Be really to startle the universe and move the gods.Wife:What happened? 600 scores? Oh! Do not shoulder your several years studying at a cold window; Do not shoulder my night holding candle accompanying you. After your Master graduates, happy life will approach. Cars, house, money!SCENE 7: Outside ZhuGeliang’s houseAside: After receiving the master degree, ZhuGeliang will go to work with Liubei to establish a new Kingdom.So the couples apart.Actors: ZhuGeliang Wife Liubei Guanyu ZhangfeiWife:Honey!ZhuGeliang:Darling!Wife:Excellent man have a long-range ambition. You should put cause above everything else , are sure not to miss me.ZhuGeliang:I will have a long journey .Please take care of yourself.(Turn around) Don’t worried, never miss you!!(Run)ZhuGeliang:(To Liubei)Your Majesty, I will never forget your favour. I should be loyal and devoted to the last.Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei: Let' go!!!!!Aside: The three men go down to the hill. That is the end of the whole story. 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英语表演 三顾茅庐

英语表演 三顾茅庐
Keeper: Zhu said he is not in.
Liubei: En???
Keeper: Oh! No! …I mean… I mean my boss is studying English in England for the exam of CET-6, and he may not come back this mouth
Aside:The three men went away with disappointment.
Scene 4 Outside ZhuGeliang’s house
Aside:Three months passed, ZhuGeliang knows the reason that why they come here three times, and orders the keeper to let them come in , whiles his wife is outside.
Liubei: OK! We are waiting for him here!
Guanyu: Let’s go home, let him alone.
Liubei: Wait! Noboby knows that when he will come back, thus let’s go home for lunch.
ZhuGeliang: Are you pointing to that gatekeeper which called Liubei?
Wife: Oh! Yes! Come on quickly! Boy!
Keeper: What’s the matter? Madam?
Wife: Listen carefully! My husband is too busy doing his homework to meet any people, so you must tell the people who calls on him that the boss has gone to study in England.

三顾茅庐英文

三顾茅庐英文

Three visits to the cottageAside: After their swearing brotherhood to heaven and earth in a peach garden, the three persons——Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei-had to be janitors in Caocao's corporation to make a living for they could not find jobs. Meanwhile the legendary and mysterious character ZhuGeliang who had been forced to attend CET-6 test by his wife was reviewing examination contents.SCENE 1: Liubei's homeActors: Liubei Guanyu ZhangfeiGuanyu: Brother! We three have been hungry for days and when will this tragic life end? It's so terrible!Liubei: Yu, it's impossible that I don't feel painful, isn't it? But as the proverb says it is hard to sit in Rome and strive against the Pope. Now we come down to Caocao's corporation as gatekeeper, anyhow we can fill our stomachs between whiles. It's very hard to get work now. No diplomas and no job offers, what are you dreaming about? Zhangfei: Oh, Brother! ZhuGeliang's wife borrowed us 500yuan to cope with his husband’s CET-6 fees last month, it seems that it's time for us to be debt collectors now.Guanyu: Yeah, Brother! Or we'll be as poor as church mouse.Liubei: Alas! How did I forget this? Let's go! Go~~ go~! Hurry up! Follow me and go to the mountain for dunning!Aside: And then the three brothers climb the mountain to find ZhuGeliang.SCENE 2: ZhuGeliang’s houseActors: ZhuGeliang WifeZhuGeliang: Good morning! I am the genius ZhuGeliang. But I feel so morose recently. Because my wife forced me to pass the CET-6. What’s CET-6? Do you know? You?(Ask the a udience) I’ve never heart about that. And she obliged me to read so heavy books and do so many texts. It’s ridiculous. My major is military advice, not English. Why should I read this?Wife: Darling!ZhuGeliang:My wife is coming,she is so long-winded that I can never bear her. Wife:My dear, how about your study?ZhuGeliang:These books make me want to doze. I’m dizzy.Wife:Darling! Now, competition is so serious. If you can’t pass cet6 to get your master’s degree, it is difficult to find a job. I have stayed here for half of a lifetime. But never visit a bigger place like Yangling.ZhuGeliang:Don’t worry, these books are too easy for your husband and don’t need to learn.Wife:Are you sure? let me have a test to you. Listen,read and see! ZhuGeliang:A piece of cake!Wife:Listen, can you spell apple? Desk?ZhuGeliang: Sorry I can’t.Wife:You can’t? Oh, how unfortunate I am! (crying) I'm wrong, I'm really wrong, I'm wrong from the beginning. I shouldn't marry here. If I didn’t marry here, I'll never in this heartrending place now,ZhuGeliang:Don’t cry, don’t cry, stop! I ‘m going to study hard at once. Wife (laugh): That's the spirit! Do you know? We are in the red for your Cet6. I even borrowed money from the gate keeper. What can I do when they dun for debts. ZhuGeliang: Are you pointing to that gatekeeper Liubei?Wife: Oh! Yes! Come on quickly! Boy!Keeper: What is the matter? Madam?Wife: Listen carefully! My husband is too busy doing his homework to welcome any people, so you will tell the people who calls on him that boss has went to study in England. .Keeper: Yes! Madam!Aside: While it is going on, liubei Guanyu Zhangfei have came to the gate of ZhuGeliang’s house.SCENE3 Outside ZhuGeliang’s houseActors: Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei KeeperZhangfei: Let me strike the door! Open! Open!!!Keeper: (Check from the peep hole) Are these men asking for the debt? (Open the door) Liubei: This is liubei! We are calling on ZhuGeliang and his wife.Keeper: Zhu said he is not in.Liubei: En????Keeper: Oh! No!...I mean …I m ean my boss is studying English in England for the exam of CET-6,and he may not be come back this month.Liubei: OK! We are waiting for him here!Guanyu: Nobody knows that when he will come back, thus, let’s go home!Aside: The three men went away with disappointed. After a month, the deeply autumn came! They came here at the second time. Unfortunately, they didn’t see Zhugeliang again. Two month passed, the cold winter is coming! It is heavy snow and very cold outsides. ZhuGeliang knows the reason that why they come here three times, and orders the keeper to let them come in whiles his wife is outside.SCENE4 Outside ZhuGeliang’s houseActors: Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei KeeperZhangfei: Please tell me in time when you would see him next time, let me bind him up for you. It really should not trouble you to come here time and time again. Liubei: These days, the borrower is the god! Let’s go there again and show our the warmest heart to move them.(Knock the door)Keeper:My boss is at home today, but he is reading books about CET-6. Please wait for a moment!Zhangfei:Xiao Zhu! Come out! Brothers, help me to take care of my seventh uncle and his third niece. Get out, or I will burn your house down!Guanyu: Sunflower press! AI. Litter brother, big brother has said several times,We are intellectuals, understand? Don't be so rude, we are here for debt, not for his life. If you will kill him, where is our money?Liubei: The submortagage crisis is so serious, don’t you know that simple reason? If you know, please bat your eyes!Zhangfei (Bat eyes)Guanyu: sunflower press!!!!!Zhangfei: Where did you get this KongFu?Guanyu: Hehe! I get it from a TV program called “My Own Swordsman”, which is so popular with lots of people in China!Zhangfei: Why not say it earlier? We three brother could run a company of Chinese KongFu if we had know that before!Guanyu: Oh!! That is a good idea!!!!Keeper: Don’t interrupt!!!! Boss is reading!!!Liubei: Keep quite!!!Aside: at this time, zhugeliang is exciting, but his wife come back soon.SCENE 5: ZhuGeliang’s HomeActors: ZhuGeliang wife liubei Zhangfei GuanyuZhuGeliang: Thank goodness, here's Liubei at last. Ha ha ha ……….Wife: Wof! Darling! He may come here to ask me to repay his money. We can’t let him in.ZhuGeliang: My darling, p lease don’t worry. I can make liubei go back with nothing by my sliver tongue.Liubei: Mr. ZhuGeliang. I have hunted you for a long time!Zhu: Oh! You are Liubei. What can I do for you ?Liu: my brother, you have borrowed me $500, when you repay it for me? I have starved for several days.ZhuGeliang: I owe you $500? who can testify? Please give me a chance, I want to be an honest man.Liubei: How can I give you a chance? Speak it to the judge.Zhu: Please look, although having ambition , you are just a guarder .We can enlarge our power from this base, and then attack Caocao. At last I believe that we can reign the whole country.Liubei: I’m so surprised! I don’t know you are so ideal.ZhuGeliang: If I give you a map, could I not repay your money?Liubei: En…….you know so much about affa irs, are you willing to create a new country together with us?ZhuGeliang: But I can’t help you, I have accustom the life at present.Liubei: If you don’t help me , the citizen will live a harder life , please don’t refuse.ZhuGeliang: En……sorry, I can’t. Because my wife forces me to pass the CET-6 recently. If you can help me to resolve the problem, I will help you.Liu: En…..Zhangfei: (Pull) Brother, come here. Everything is fake now such as the milk. Whycan’t we find somebody help us do the test or buy a key ?Guanyu: Yes! We can overdraft our salary from Caocao to buy the key at first.SCENE 6: ZhuGeliang’s HomeActors: Wife KeeperAside: Because the salary has been given to zhugeliang to buy the key, Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei have been starving for one month.Keeper:(Happy)Sir , you are really a god . CET6 has got 600 scores. Be really to startle the universe and move the gods.Wife:What happened? 600 scores? Oh! Do not shoulder your several years studying at a cold window; Do not shoulder my night holding candle accompanying you. After your Master graduates, happy life will approach. Cars, house, money!SCENE 7: Outside ZhuGeliang’s houseAside: After receiving the master degree, ZhuGeliang will go to work with Liubei to establish a new Kingdom.So the couples apart.Actors: ZhuGeliang Wife Liubei Guanyu ZhangfeiWife:Honey!ZhuGeliang:Darling!Wife:Excellent man have a long-range ambition. You should put cause above everything else , are sure not to miss me.ZhuGeliang:I will have a long journey .Please take care of yourself.(Turn around) Don’t worried, never miss you!!(Run)ZhuGeliang:(To Liubei)Your Majesty, I will never forget your favour. I should be loyal and devoted to the last.Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei: Let' go!!!!!Aside: The three men go down to the hill. That is the end of the whole story. Thank you for your attention.。

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三顾茅庐英文版五人组表演刘:Hi,man,how is everything going?仆:Who are you?关:Baga,this is our big brother ,Mr,Liu,who is handsome and strong.张:Fucking man,who are you?刘:Be polite! Does Mr,Zhu live here?诸葛:Shit, it's Mr Zhuge,not mr.zhu刘:I'm sorry ,does Mr.Zhuge live here?仆:Yes ,i'm his servant ,why do you come here?刘:I want .......张:Fuck off,guy, I saw him,let's go,brother!刘:Yaoxi. (见到诸葛亮,握住诸葛的手),how long no see,i look for you very hard.诸葛:Who are you?关:Baga.this is our big brother ,mr,liu,who is handsome and strong.诸葛:Saoga,why do you look for ma?刘:Oh,well.I want you to be my assistant to help me unite the whole nation.诸葛:Help you? Are you serious?(搓手指,表示要钱)刘:(把钱呈上)诸葛:Is this all?刘:Not enough?诸葛:No money no talking! See you!刘:Greedy guy!(关张对着诸葛竖中指)刘关张转身离开,然后回来(一天过去。

)刘:Hi ,Mr Zhuge,(朝着诸葛挥手)仆:Stop and be quiet, mr zhuge is resting....关张:Fuck off(关张进去推醒诸葛)张:Ai,guy, are you dead?诸葛:What are you doing? I'm resting. Rude guys!刘:Hi, do you remember me? Yesterday, we had a cheerful talk,and today I take more money to satisfy you.诸葛:Money ? No.today I want a beauty...do you got it?刘:What? Beauty ? Fuck you . Lustful guy.(转身离开)刘关张转身离开,然后回来(一天过去。

三顾茅庐

三顾茅庐

第三幕







门童:My master , the other days , Liu Bei has come to visit you twice. I drove him away a few days ago, I do follow what you said. 诸葛亮:I think I should go to liu bei’s military bloc and become a staregist. 门童:really? You said that you wanna to go to liu bei’s military bloe. 诸葛亮:That’s a good place in which I can serve a wise leader. 刘关张三兄弟上场(敲门声) 门童:look !here come Mr Liu and his two brothers (门童请三兄弟进来) 诸葛亮:Mr liu,I would like to follow you and build a great cause. 刘备:Since you trust me so much, let’s go and do it!
第一幕
茅庐外 三兄弟上场,关羽,刘备,张飞。 关羽:Good brothers ,what is the purpose of we are here? 刘备:We must invite Zhuge Liang to help us fight the wei Kindom. 张飞:Certainly Mr Cao bully us so much. (敲门声) 门童:Who’s that? 刘备:I’m Liu Bei. 关羽:I’m Guan Yu. 张飞:I’m Zhang Fei. 门童:How did you come here? 张飞:Riding horses,of course. 门童:My master doesn’t receive people riding the horse. 刘备:Sorry,we should visit Mr zhu geliang by walk.we will come again tomorrow.
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THREE VISITS TO THE COTTAGE
(三顾茅庐)
第2组
Liubei——蒙佳茜;
ZhuGeliang——黄蕴彤;
Guanyu——杜佩媚;
Zhangfei——李晓如;
Aside and keeper——杜佩媚。
——话说刘关张桃园三结义之后四处奔波
一时间找不到工作 不得不在曹操的公司靠看 大门为生 而此时那个传说中的神秘人物诸葛 卧龙先生正专心在家复习考试 因为他要参加 CET-6。
The cold winter is coming! It is heavy snow and very cold outsides. ZhuGeliang knows the reason that why they come here three times, and orders the keeper to let them come in whiles his wife is out.
SCENE 3 Outside Zhugeliang’s House
Actors: Liu,Guan,Zhang,keeper
TIPS
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SCENE 4 Zhugeliang’s Home
Actors: Zhu,Liu,Guan,Zhang
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写在最后
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It'S An Honor To Walk With You All The Way
SCENE 5 Zhugeliang’s Home
Actors: Keeper,ZhuGeLiang
SCENE 6 Outside Zhugeliang’s House
Actors: Zhu,Liu,Guan,Zhang
TIPS
Several years studying at a cold window 十年寒窗苦读
SCENE 1
Actors: Liu,Guan,Zhang
SCENE 2
Outside Zhugeliang’s Home
Actors: Liu,Guan,Zhang,keeper
The deeply autumn came! They came here at the second time. Unfortunately, they didn’t see Zhugeliang as well .
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