两人幽默的英语口语对话

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[英文情景对话两人搞笑]英语口语两人对话

[英文情景对话两人搞笑]英语口语两人对话英文情景对话两人搞笑英文情景对话两人搞笑在我国,对话教学是伴随新课程改革而出现的一种新的教学形态,在近几年倍受关注。

小编精心收集了两人搞笑英文情景对话，供大家欣赏学习! 两人搞笑英文情景对话篇1 对话一：男：Can I buy you a drink(我可以为你买一杯饮料吗) 女：Actually I’d rather have the money.(不必,我我宁愿留下那些钱.) 对话二：男：Can I have your name(直译：我能有你的名字吗) 女：WhyDon’t you already have one(为什么你不是已经有一个了吗) 对话三：男：I’m a photographer.I’ve been looking for a face like yours.(我是摄影师.我一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸.) 女：I’m a plastic surgeon.I’ve been looking for a face like yours.(我是整形外科医生.我也一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸.) 对话四：男：Is this seat empty(直译：这个座位是空的吧) 女：Yes,and this one will be if you sit down.(是的,如果你坐下,我的座位就是空的.) 对话五：男：Haven’t I seen you some place before(我好像以前在什么地方见过你)女：Yes.That’s why I don’t go there anymore.(是的.这就是为什么我不再去那个地方的原因.) 对话六：男：Will you go out with me this Saturday(这个星期六你想跟我出去吗) 女：Sorry.I’m having a headache this weekend.(抱歉.这个周末我头疼.) 对话七：男：I think I could make you very happy.(我想我能让你非常快乐.) 女：WhyAre you leaving(是吗你是说你要离开) 两人搞笑英文情景对话篇2 One day, a village idiot won the first prize in the lottery(彩票).“How did you guess the lucky number” asked his neighbor. “Well, three times, I dream of seven;so I figure it out that three times seven are twenty-four, and I bought the ticket with number 24 then I won the first prize.” “Why, you blamed fool (你这个傻瓜!). Three times seven is twenty-one not twenty-four.” “Is that so” said the village idiot, Well, twenty-four won, anyway.” 两人搞笑英文情景对话篇 3 Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny 汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. 约翰尼：他害病卧床了。

搞笑的英语对话带翻译

B: I'm not sure, why?
A: Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!
翻译：
A: 为什么我们在农场从不说秘密？
B: 我不确定，为什么？
A: 因为土豆有眼睛，玉米有耳朵！
搞笑的对话一直是人们生活中的调剂品，它不仅能给人带来欢乐，而且还能帮助人们学习语言，尤其是英语。上面给大家列举了一些搞笑的英语对话，希望能给大家带来一些快乐。
搞笑的英语对话带翻译
对话1：
A: Why don't skeletons fight each other?
B: I don't know, why?
A: They don't have the guts!
翻译：
A: 为什么骷髅不互相打架？
B: 我不知道，为什么？
A: 因为它们没有肠子！
对话2：
A: What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
第一个对话是关于骷髅的。这个笑话利用了“guts”（肠子）这个词的双关意思，一方面指勇气，另一方面指肠子。因为骷髅没有内脏，所以它们不会有任何勇气来打架。这个笑话不仅搞笑，还展现了英语中的双关语和幽默感。
第二个对话是关于电梯的。这个笑话利用了“coming down with something”这个习语，意思是感觉自己生病了。但在这个笑话中，电梯用这个习语来表达自己正在往下降。这种双关语的应用非常巧妙，给人一种欢快感。
第三个对话则是关于农场的。这个笑话利用了土豆有眼睛和玉米有耳朵这个特点，来开玩笑说在农场里都有“耳朵”和“眼睛”，所以不敢说秘密。通过这个笑话，不仅能让人感到欢乐，还能让人联想到食物的特点，增加了趣味性。

英语幽默对话带翻译

A:你怎么称呼假意大利面条？
B:冒牌意大利面。
对话五：
A: Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
B: Because it was two tired.
A:为什么自行车站不起来？
B:因为它太累了。
对话六：
A: Can February March?
英语幽默对话带翻译
英语幽默对话不仅可以带来欢乐，也是学习英语的好方式。下面将为大家带来一些经典的英语幽默对话，并附上中文翻译，让大家在欢笑的同时也能够提升英语能力。
对话一：
A: Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
B: They don’t have the guts.
B: You planet.
A:怎样组织太空派对？
B:你计划吧。
通过阅读以上的英语幽默对话和中文翻译，相信大家都能感到一阵欢乐。在欢笑的同时，也可以理解对话中的双关含义，这对于提升英语能力来说是非常有益的。希望大家通过这样的方式，能够更加有趣地学习英语，让学习过程不再枯燥乏味。
A:为什么骷髅不打架？
B:因为它们没有胆量。
对话二：
A: Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
B: No, what happened?
A: He needed a little space.
A:你听说过有幽闭恐怖症的宇航员吗？
B:没有，发生了什么？
B: No, but April May.
A:二月能去跳舞吗？
B:不行，但四月可以。
对话七：
A: What do you call an alligator in a vest?

二人英语幽默对话3分钟

二人英语幽默对话3分钟对话教学在小学英语课堂教学中的实践目的,主要是对学生在特定环境下的英语对话能力进行培养,以提高小学生的英语口语水平。

小编精心收集了二人3分钟英语幽默对话，供大家欣赏学习!二人3分钟英语幽默对话1借口Tommy hated school and was always looking for excuses not to go.If he sneezed.he asked his mother to write a note saying he had a cold. If he had a headache，he asked his mother to take him to the doctor during school hours. He spent more time at home than he did at school. On the days that he did go to school，he looked for excuses to come home early. One morning he came home when the lessons were only half finished. His father was surprised.汤姆讨厌上学，总是找借口不去上学。

如果他打喷嚏，他就叫他妈妈写个纸条说他感冒了。

如果他头痛，他就叫他妈妈在上课时间带他去看病。

他待在家里的时间比在学校的时间多。

在他去上学的日子里，他就找借口早点回家。

一天早上他上了一半课就从学校回来了。

他爸爸很惊讶。

"You’ve come home early.”he said.“Is the school closed today?"No，Dad，"T ommy said，“It’s open. I camehome early.”“你回来很早，”他爸爸问，“今天学校放学了吗?”"How did you do that”his father asked him. "What did you say to the teacher”“没有，爸爸，”汤姆说，“还没放学。

经典搞笑英语对话带翻译阅读

经典搞笑英语对话带翻译阅读学习英语，阅读真的很重要，多阅读一些简单的英语笑话也是提高英语阅读能力的一种，下面店铺在这里整理了一些经典搞笑英语对话给大家，希望大家会喜欢这些英语笑话!经典搞笑英语对话篇一1.He WonTommy: How is your little brother, Johnny?Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.他赢了汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗?约翰尼：他害病卧床了。

他受了伤。

汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿?约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。

2.PrizeLittle Albert came home from school with a new book under his arm. "It's a prize, mother," he explained."A prize? What for, dear?""For natural history. Teacher asked me how many legs an ostrich has, and I said three.""But an ostrich has only two legs.""I know it now. But all the pupils said four, so I was the closest."奖品小阿尔伯特腋下夹着一本新书从学校回家来了。

“这是奖品，妈妈。

”他解释道。

“奖品?因为什么得的。

英语小笑话两人对话版

英语小笑话两人对话版英语小笑话两人对话版民间笑话是一种颇受人们喜爱的民间叙事类型,材料丰富,有广泛的现实基础。

小编精心收集了两人对话版英语小笑话，供大家欣赏学习! 两人对话版英语小笑话篇1Nurse: Don't you like your new baby sister, Johnny?保姆: 约翰尼，你难道不喜欢你新生的小妹妹?Johnny: She's all right, but I wish she had been a boy. Willie Smith had got a new sister, and now he'll think I'm trying to copy him.约翰尼: 她还可以，但要是个男孩就好了。

威利·史密斯有一个新生的小妹妹。

现在他该认为我又在跟他学了。

两人对话版英语小笑话篇2Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one，by his Mum. "Share them with your sister."she said.妈妈给了哈里两个苹果，一个大点儿，另一个小点儿。

“跟妹妹分着吃。

”妈妈说。

So Harry gave the small one to his little sister and started tucking into the large one.所以，哈里就把小个儿的给了妹妹，自己开始啃那个大个儿的。

"Cor! said his sister, "If Mum had given them to me I'd have g iven you the large one and had the small one myself.”“哼，”妹妹说，“如果妈妈给了我，我会把大的给你，把小的留给我自己的。

2人英语口语对话_幽默简单5分钟

2人英语口语对话_幽默简单5分钟与人进行具有幽默色彩的英语对话，这样的练习让我们更加有兴趣不是吗？大家不要忘了哦。

下面店铺为大家带来双人英语对话，希望能博君一笑。

2人英语口语对话1A:I want some envelopes,please.B:Do you want the large size or the small size?A:The large size,please.Do you have any writing paper?B:Yes,we do. I don't have any small pads.I only have large ones.Do you want a pad?A:Yes,please.And I want some glue.B:A bottle of glue.A:And I want a large box of chalk,too.B:I only have small boxes.Do want one?A:No,thank you.B:Is that all?A:That's all,thank you.B:What else do you want?A:I want my change.2人英语口语对话2A:Tell me a little bit about yourself.请介绍一下你自己.B:My name is David and I live in Shanghai,I was born in 1980.My major was electrical engineering.我叫David,住在上海,出身于1980年.我的专业是电子工程.A:What kind of personality do you think you have?你认为你有怎样的性格?B:Well,I approach things very enthusiastically,I think,and I don't like to leave things half-done.I'm very organized and extremely capable.嗯,我做事非常热心,我不喜欢把事情做一半.我非常有组织能力,也很能干.A:What would you say are your weaknesses and strengths?你的弱点和优点是什么?B:Well,I'm afraid I'm a poor speaker,however I'm fully aware of this,so I've been studying how to speak in public.I suppose my strengths are I'm persistent and a fast-learner.嗯,我不太擅长说话,我已经意识到这点,因此正在学习如何在公众场所说话.我想我的优点是很执着,而且学东西很快.A:Do you have any licenses or certificates?你有执照或资格证书吗?B:I have a driver's license,and I am a CPA (Certified Public Accountant).我有驾驶执照,我是注册会计师.A:How do you relate to others?你和别人相处如何?B:I'm very co-operative and have good teamwork spirit.我能与人合作,富有团队精神2人英语口语对话3A:Hi B,any plans this Sunday?B:Hi A,I need to do volunteer work at the hospital this Sunday.A:That sounds interesting.What exactly is a volunteer?And what type of skills would you need?B:A volunteer is simply a person who is willing to give some time to help.As far as skills,I don't think you really need any.Just a willingness to help.A:But don't you need medical skills to volunteer at a hospital?B:No.The volunteers at the hospital do not actually provide medical service.We do simple tasks such as bring meals to the patients' rooms,assist the hospital staff move a patient from one room to another room,or walk a patient out when he/she is being discharged.A:I see.But I thought the hospital already has staff to do all that type of work?B:Well,not all hospitals have the budget to hire so many staff.Therefore they rely on volunteers,such as myself,to come in during weekends to give a hand.A:That sounds like a great thing to do.I would be interested in becoming a volunteer too!B:That's easy.Just come with me this Sunday.I'll give you a call around 9am and we can meet at the bus stop.A:OK!See you then.2人英语口语对话4A:Nowadays,it seems that everything is changing rapidly.B:Sure,even the love.What do you think of love?A:Usually,love refers to the passion between male and female.But generally speaking,it refers to the inner warm feeling between children and parents,wife and husband,even teachers and students.B:Have you found that such kind of general love is changing?A:Needless to say,it is also changing.Some of the love cannot be called love any longer.The relation between people is changing with the development of the society and the modern science as well.B:An example?A:Well,let's say love between a man and a lady.More andmore young people are talking about houses,cars and income before their marriages.B:I t sounds terrible.No pure love at all.》》》》下一页更多精彩“2人英语情景对话”。

二人英语幽默对话大学

二人英语幽默对话大学两人英语对话带翻译篇1Bo-Bo:Is Li-Li at home?莉莉在家吗?Li-Li:Yes,come in please.I'm expecting you.在家，请进。

我在等你呢。

Bo-Bo:Let's do our homework together. 我们一起做功课吧。

Li-Li:All right.好的。

Bo-Bo:Whose rubber is it on the table? 桌子上是谁的橡皮擦?Li-Li;Mine.我的。

Bo-Bo:May I use it?我能用一下吗?Li-Li:Of course.Here you are.当然可以。

给你。

Bo-Bo:Thanks.谢谢。

两人英语对话带翻译篇2Bo-Bo:Dad,why do you stop the car?爸爸，为什么停车?Dad;It's the red light now.It's to stop the car. 现在是红灯，车要停下来。

And a green light is to let cars go.绿灯亮时，车辆才能通行。

Bo-Bo:Oh,I see.噢，明白了。

Bad:When cross the street,watch traffic lights too. 横穿马路时也要注意看交通指示灯。

Bo-Bo:I remember.我记住了。

两人英语对话带翻译篇3Bo-Bo:What day is today,Mom?今天星期几，妈妈?Mom:Today is Sunday.今天星期天。

Bo-Bo:What is the weather like today?天气怎样呢?Mom:Very sunny.非常晴朗。

Bo-Bo:Let's go to the park,OK?我们去公园，好吗?Mom:All right.行。

Bo-Bo:Wonderful!In the park I can run with the kite like this. 太棒了!在公园里我可以像这样牵着风筝跑。

搞笑的英语对话短句带翻译

B: Sure.
A: Sorry, I’m still working on it.
10.（在酒吧）
A: I used to play piano by ear.
B: That sounds impressive.
A: Yeah, it wasn’t a very tuneful performance.
5.（在工作中）
A: Can February March?
B: No, but April May.
6.（与朋友聊天）
A: Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
B: They don’t have the guts.
7.（沿街招揽生意）
A: Excuse me, are you a barber?
这些搞笑的对话短句，不仅能够为日常生活带来欢乐，还可以帮助我们更好地学习英语，提高英语口语交流的乐趣和水平。希望大家能够在生活中多多运用这些对话短句，为自己和身边的人带来更多笑声。
“Can February March?”（二月能三月吗）和“No, but April May.”（不行，但四月可以）又是一种通过英语的发音来制造幽默效果的对话短句。
而“Do you want to hear a construction joke?”（你想听一个建筑笑话吗）和 “Sorry, I’m still working on it.”（对不起，这个笑话我还在构思中）则是通过制造隔阂来制造幽默效果。
3.（在超市）
A: How do you organize a space party?
B: I have no idea.
A: You planet.
4.（在医院）

英语搞笑对话两人十句

英语搞笑对话两人十句1. Student: "I"m feeling very tired. I think I"m going to faint." Teacher: "Don"t faint. I"ll get you a glass of water."Student: "Thank you, but I think I"ll just sleep."2. Man: "I need to go to the store, do you want to come with me?" Wife: "No, I"m tired. I"ll just stay home and rest."Man: "Oh, okay. Well, just make sure to lock the door when you leave."3. Student: "I don"t understand this concept in my math class. Can you explain it to me?"Teacher: "Sure, but it will take a while. Let"s start with the basics." Student: "Oh, okay. I thought you were going to start with the hard parts."4. Man: "I"m feeling very excited. I think I"m going to have a heart attack."Wife: "Don"t worry. I"ll call an ambulance."Man: "Thank you, but I think I"ll just lie down for a while."5. Student: "I don"t understand why my teacher keeps making us do homework. It"s not like we"re going to use it in class."Teacher: "I understand your frustration, but homework helps you to learn the material better."Student: "Oh, okay. Well, then why don"t we just learn the material in class?"6. Man: "I"m feeling very hungry. Do you want to go get something to eat?"Wife: "No, I"m still full from last night."Man: "Oh, okay. Well, just make sure to order something that"s not too spicy."7. Student: "I"m feeling very confused about this assignment. Can you help me?"Teacher: "Sure, but let"s start from the beginning."Student: "Oh, okay. I thought you were going to tell me what to do next."8. Man: "I"m feeling very horny. Do you want to go have sex?"Wife: "No, I"m still tired from work."Man: "Oh, okay. Well, just make sure to lube up."9. Student: "I don"t understand why our teacher keeps making us do these difficult assignments. It"s not like we"re going to pass the class." Teacher: "I understand your frustration, but challenging assignments help to improve your skills."Student: "Oh, okay. Well, then why don"t we just do easier assignments?"10. Man: "I"m feeling very happy. I think I"m going to have a heart attack."Wife: "Don"t worry. I"ll call an ambulance."Man: "Thank you, but I think I"ll just lie down for a while."。

英语双人对话笑话剧本

英语双人对话笑话剧本笑话能反映出一个民族的价值系统及其对周围世界肯定和否定的态度。

下面是店铺精心收集的英语双人对话笑话剧本，希望大家喜欢! 英语双人对话笑话剧本篇一TWO：Teacher：We all know that beat causes an object to expand an cold cauese it to contract.Now,can anyone give me a good example?John：Well ,in the summer the days are long,and in the winter the days are short.老师：我们都知道热胀冷缩的道理.现在,谁给我举个例子?约翰：嗯,在夏天天都长,在冬天天都短.英语双人对话笑话剧本篇二Two Cute dogsA man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog.He asks the shopkeeper, "Does your dog bite?" The shopkeeper says, "No, my dog does not bite." The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him."Ouch," he says, "I thought you said your dog does not bite!" The shopkeeper replies, "That is not my dog."英语双人对话笑话剧本篇三A friend of mine who teachs European history at Washington University in St.Louis tell about the time he spotted a plagiarized term paper.He summoned the student to his office."This isn't your work." he said."Someone typed it for you straight out of the encyclopedia."You cann't prove that!" the student sputtered.My friend amiled and show him the paper.Circled in red was:"Also see article on communism."抄袭我有个朋友在圣路易斯的华盛顿大学教欧洲历史,他说有一次他发现了一篇抄袭的学期论文.他把那个学生叫到了办公室.“这不是你写的,”他说,“有人帮你从百科全书上原封不动地打印了下来.”“你没有证据.”那学生气急败坏地说.我朋友笑了,他把论文拿给他看.用红笔圈出来的是：“也可参阅共产主义一文.”英语双人对话笑话剧本篇四Many years after receiving my graduate degree,I returned to the State University of New York at Binghamton as a faculty member.One day in a crowded elevator,someone remarked on its inefficiency.I said the elevators had not changed in the 20 years since I began there as a student.When the door finally opened,I felt a compassionate pat on my back,and turned to see an elderly nun smiling at me."You'll get that degree,dear," she whispered."Perseverance is a virtue."美德获取研究生学位多年以后,我回到位于宾翰顿的纽约州立大学当教员.一天,电梯里很拥挤,有人抱怨电梯效率太低.我说自我在那里当学生起,20年来电梯一直没有换过.最后当电梯门打开时,我感到有人在我的背上同情地拍了一下,回过头来我看到一位年长的修女正在朝我微笑.“你会拿到学位的,亲爱的,”她低声说道：“坚持不懈是一种美德.”。

两人幽默的英语口语对话

两人幽默的英语口语对话【导语】英语情景对话是练习英语口语的重要阅读材料，那么你想学习一些幽默的两人英语对话吗？下面是由苏阳文斋为大家带来两人幽默的英语口语对话，希望对你有所帮助!【篇一】两人幽默的英语口语对话Leonard is preparing for his date, a little nervous.伦纳德在为他的约会作准备，有些紧张。

Leonard: How do I look?伦纳德:我看起来怎么样?Sheldon: Could you be more specific?谢尔登:你能更具体些吗?Leonard: Can you tell I'm perspiring a little?伦纳德:你能看出我在冒汗吗?Sheldon: No. The dark crescent-shaped patterns under your arms conceal it nicely.What time is your date?伦纳德:不能。

你腋下深色的新月状图案将其隐藏得很好。

你几点约会?Leonard: 6:30.伦纳德:6点半。

Sheldon: Perfect. That gives you two hours and 15 minutes for that dense molecular cloud of aromas to dissipate.谢尔登:太好了。

那你还有2小时15分钟，让那片稠密的人造纤维分子云消散。

Leonard: Is it too much?伦纳德:汗很多吗?Sheldon: Not if you're a rugby team.谢尔登:如果你是橄榄球队员就不算多。

【篇二】两人幽默的英语口语对话Son： Mum ,if someone broke your best. vase what would you do?儿子：妈妈，如果有人打碎了你的花瓶，你会怎么办?Mum： I'd spank him and send him to bed without any supper!妈妈：我要揍他，还不让他吃晚饭就去睡觉!Son： Well,you' d better get the slipper. Dad's just broken it !儿子：好了，你准备好拖鞋吧，爸爸刚把那只花瓶摔碎了。

2人英语情景搞笑对话 [英语幽默对话]

2人英语情景搞笑对话 [英语幽默对话] 英语幽默对话篇1I：Good morning ,everyone! My name is Lily , I’m honored for this interview .B: Good morning ,let’s calm down then we ‘ll start our question . Why are you interested in working for our company?I：Because your operations are global, so I feel I can gain the most from working in this kind of environment.B: Why did you leave your former company?I: Because I want to change my working environment, I'd like to find a job which is more challenging.B: Have you done any work in this field?I：Yes ,my major is on it .B: What are your geart strenghs?I: I'm a hard-working, persistent person.B: What's you major weak point?I: I haven't been involved in international business, so I don't have any experience,but I have enough confidence for the challenge!B: In what specific ways will our company benefit form hiring you?I: I'm very familiar with this market and have many customers. I think your company will benefit from it.B：OK, If we hire you ,we’ll give you a call .I: Ok ,I'll wait for it !英语幽默对话篇2A：Hello ,Kate!B:Hello.Lily .A: You look upset ,I heared you have a blind date this morning. How about it ?B: Nothing could be worse t han it .It’ s boring .A: Oh ,It’s the boy disgusting or what?B: He is ugly, uneducated and impolite.A: He must terribly treat you , what does your conclusion come from?B: He critised my clothing and my hairstyle.He also said I should lose my weight.A: Oh ,what an annoying boy ,He shouldn't be so impolite .B: Not only for this ,he is mean and he haven’ t pay the bill yet .A: Oh, you have a bad luck today , but do not mind ,you ‘ll never meet him again!B: Be sure of that ,as well as the blind date !A: Don’t be so discouraged , You fortune will come some day ,and you ‘ll find your Mr Right ! B:I hope so !A: Oh ,it’s time for me to go for a meet .see you !B:See you !英语幽默对话篇3J:H i, Jack ,it ‘s a loog tiome to see you ,how about you these days?L:Not bad ,how are you ?J: Fine ,Could you give me some information about the housing prices in beijingL:You are asking the right person .My colleague bought a house in beijing last month.J: Where did he buy his house ?L:In shijingshan district .J: How much is it?L: 20,000yuan per square meter .J:It’s too expensive .It is beyond my capacity.L:It’s almost the lowest prices in beijing ,for shijingshan district is in the fifth round in beiing .J: I heared that the government have taken measures to control the rising housing prices, it’s still so high!L: Though these measures have a little function ,we can not have enough money to buy a house in beijing !J: I have to wait for some time for the decrease of the housing .L: You can buy a house in some smaller city which prices is much lower .J: But my career is in beijing and I like this city .Thanks for your advice .L: That ‘s my pleasure !J:See you later !L: See you !英语幽默对话篇4S：Hello.Mr SmithT:Hi ,Lily.S: I wonder if you have time this weekend .T: Nothing special .What’s up ?S: This weekend is the spring festival. Would you like to celebrate it with my family together? T: I’d love to .You know I ‘m facinated with Chinese tradition .S: Yeap . Spring festival is the most important holiday for chinese which every family will be well prepared for it .T: Just like our Christmas Day.S:Yes ,but the way of celebratin is different including the food .we’ll sreve you the dumlings . T: That’s great .I like it very much .It’s very delicious.S: We will also let off fireworks to express our hapiness.T:Oh it’s wonderful , I think I will have a great time this weekend .what time will we begin ? S: At seven o’clock in our house . I’ll you take youthat time .T:Thanks a lot .Oh, I remember that I have an important date now ,I mustgo now .See you then ! S: See you !英语幽默对话篇5Q: Excuse meA: yes?Q: Could you tell me how to get to the bird’s nest ? I’m a stranger here.A: Sure ,take line 1 subway ,then transfer it at fuxingmen station ,then take line 2 ,and get off at andingmen station .Then you’ll change the bus 407, and stop at aotiximen bus atation ,you’ll see it .Q: Line 1 ,and line 2 ,then bus 407 . I’m afraid I will forget it soon .A: Maybe ,but it’s the simplest and shortest way there.Q: OK, I have got a piece of paper ,I can write the way on it .Could youtell me again ?A: Sure , take line 1 subway ,then transfer it at fuxingmen station ,then take line 2 ,and get off at andingmen station .Then you’ll change the bus 407, and stop at aotiximen bus atation ,you’ll see it.Q: How long will it take ?A: About one hour .Q:Thanks a lot .but where is the subway entrance? A: Hmm, go down this street then turn left at the first turning , the logo of the entrance is marked. Q: Oh ,good ,well ,thank youvery much .A: Not at all.感谢您的阅读，祝您生活愉快。

关于英语两人对话小笑话

关于英语两人对话小笑话笑话是内容丰富并具有出乎意料结尾的幽默口头故事。

下面是店铺精心收集的关于两人英语对话小笑话，希望大家喜欢!关于两人英语对话小笑话篇一I think that I'm a chickenPsychiatrist:What's your problem?Patient:I think I'm a chicken.Psychiatrist:How long has this been going on?Patient:Ever since I was an egg!精神病医师：你哪里不舒服?病人：我认为我是一只鸡.精神病医师：这种情况从什么时候开始的?病人：从我还是一只蛋的时候开始.关于两人英语对话小笑话篇二The New TeacherGeorge comes from school on the first of September.George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....新老师9月1日，乔治放学回到家里。

乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗? 妈妈问。

妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。

关于两人英语对话小笑话篇三The Looney Bin Late one night at the insane asylum (疯人院)one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!”Another one said, "How do you know?" The first inmate said, "God told me!" Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not!"疯人院一天晚上，在疯人院里，一个病人说：“我是拿破仑!”另一个说：“你怎么知道?”第一个人说：“上帝对我说的!”一会儿，一个声音从另一个房间传来：“我没说!”关于两人英语对话小笑话篇四a great man Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today? Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.一名伟人老师：如果莎士比亚还活着，他会是一名伟人吗? 学生：当然。

关于搞笑的两人英语对话

关于搞笑的两人英语对话一般意义上的英语情景对话教学,是指教师为达到教学目标,通过学生分组,各自扮演相应的角色,在特定的场所(通常在教室)表现特定的故事情景。

小编精心收集了关于搞笑的两人英语对话，供大家欣赏学习! 关于搞笑的两人英语对话篇1服务员，这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么?看起来象是在仰泳，先生……Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir...关于搞笑的两人英语对话篇2服务员，汤里有只苍蝇!别担心，先生，面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它。

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!Don't worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.关于搞笑的两人英语对话篇3服务员，我汤里有只苍蝇!不是，先生，那是蟑螂，苍蝇在你牛排里。

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!No sir, that's a cockroach, the fly is on your steak.关于搞笑的两人英语对话篇4服务员，汤里有只苍蝇!别让别人看见，先生，要不别人都要。

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!Keep it down sir, or they'll all be wanting one.关于搞笑的两人英语对话篇5服务员，汤里有只苍蝇!我知道，先生，我们没有另收钱。

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!Its OK, Sir, there's no extra charge!。

英语小笑话2人对话带翻译

英语小笑话2人对话带翻译笑话作为民间口头创作,深受广大人民喜爱,笑话从一定程度上反映了社会现实、民族心态及价值观。

店铺整理了英语小笑话2人对话带翻译，欢迎阅读!英语小笑话2人对话带翻译篇一A case for the FBI联邦调查局的案件The phone rings at FBI headquarters . "Hello?"联邦调查局总部的电话响了。

“ 喂?”"Hello,is this FBI?"“喂，是联邦调查局吗?…”"Yes,What do you want?"“是的，有何需要吗.?”"I am calling to report my neighbor Tom.He is hiding marijuana in his firewood ."“我打电话是要检举我的邻居汤姆。

他在他的木柴中藏匿大麻。

”"This will be noted." Next day,the FBI comes over to Tom's house.“我们会严加注意的。

”次日，联邦调查局来到汤姆的家。

They search the shed where the firewood is kept,break every piece of wood ,find no marijuana,swear at Tom and leave .他们搜查了存放木柴的库房，把木柴劈成一块一块，没有找到太麻，就对着汤姆口出秽言，然后离去。

The phone rings at Tom's house.汤姆家的电话响了。

" Hey ,Tom! Did the FBI come ?"“喂，汤姆，联邦调查局有来你家吗?”"Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?"“有呀”“他们‘有劈你们家的木柴吗?”"Yeah,they did."“有呀，他们劈了呀”"OK,now it's your turn to call .I need my garden plowed."“好了，现在换你打电话了，我的菜园需要犁一下啦。

2人幽默英语对话

2人幽默英语对话下面是店铺整理的2人幽默英语对话，希望对大家有帮助。

2人幽默英语对话1：男: This seat empty?(这个座位是空的吧?)女：Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.(是的，如果你坐下，我的座位就是空的。

)【我立马走人】男：Haven''t I seen you some place before?(我好像以前在什么地方见过你?)女：Yes. That''s why I don''t go there anymore.(是的。

这就是为什么我不再去那个地方的原因。

)【我不想和你有任何交集】男：Will you go out with me this Saturday?(这个星期六你想跟我出去吗?)女：Sorry. I''m having a headache this weekend.(抱歉。

这个周末我头疼)【^_^头疼也是可以预约的】男：Can I have your name?(我能知道你的名字吗?)女：Why? Don''t you already have one? (为什么?你不是已经有一个了吗?)男：I''m a photographer. I''ve been looking for a face like yours.(我是摄影师。

我一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。

)女：I''m a plastic surgeon. I''ve been looking for a face like yours.(我是整形外科医生。

我也一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。

)【长的真丑】男：I think I could make you very happy.(我想我能让你非常快乐。

)女：Why? Are you leaving?(是吗?你是说你要离开?)【你能离开就是对我的仁慈】2人幽默英语对话2：男:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?女:Sure.男:What is your father’s name?女:Happy!男:Then, What is your mother’s name?女:Smile!男:Are you joking?女:No! That’s my sister! I am Kidding. By the way, are you a census staff?男:Of course not.女:Go ahead.男:OK. Your name is Kidding. Kidding, I'm going to start aband. Will you join us?女:Sure, Ben. I'd love to be in a band男:OK, good. Which instrument do you play? I heard that you can play piano very well.女:Piano? I don't play an instrument actually.男:What are you good at?女:I sing. I like music with great lyrics.男: So do I. Who else do you think can join us?女:Well, Dave is supposed to be a good one.男:Really? What does he like?女:He prefers quiet music.男:Good. How about Harry? He plays the guitar, doesn’t he?女:Yes, but Harry loves loud music such as disco .男:That's OK. I often go to disco with my friends.女:You mean we can play both loud music and quiet music?男:Why not?女:What kind of music style do you prefer, Ben?男:Oh, I like music that I can dance to.But we have one problem with our band女:what is it?男:I'm not a musician and I can't sing.女:Are you joking?男:No, that’s your sister’s name. Just now I was kidding.女:Well, that makes sense?!2人幽默英语对话3：前台小姐：“you have what thing?”你有什么事老外：“can you speak english?” 你能说英语吗前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what?”如果我没在说英语，那我在说什么?老外：“can anybody else speak english? ”有没有其他人会说前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing,no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go.”你自己看看，所有的人都在玩，没有人有时间，你可以等，你等，你不等，随你。

2人英语情景搞笑对话

2人英语情景搞笑对话情境语境是英语对话教学中的一个十分重要的因素,在一定程度上直接影响着英语课堂教学的效果以及教学质量的高低。

小编精心收集了2人搞笑英语情景对话，供大家欣赏学习!2人搞笑英语情景对话1Tom and his classmate，Jerry，are talking about the sun and the moon. Jerry asks，"Which of them is more useful?”汤姆和他的同学杰瑞正在讨论太阳和月亮的话题。

杰瑞问:“它们中哪一个更有用?”Tom replied，"Of course，the moon is. The moon is in the sky when it is dark，but the sun is in the sky in the daytime when nobody needs it.”汤姆回答道:“当然是月亮。

月亮在天黑的时候挂在天空。

可是太阳是在白天谁也不需要它的时候出现在天空。

”2人搞笑英语情景对话2只是头不一样After the first day of the school, a first-grade student was asked by his father，"What does your new teacher look like”有一个一年级的学生一天放学回家，爸爸问他:“你的新老师长的什么样?”"Just like my kindergarten teacher,”the child answered，"Only with a different head.”“跟我的幼儿园老师一样，”孩子回答:“只是头不一样。

”2人搞笑英语情景对话3漫无边际的菜单A man dirning with a friend explained the peculiarities of the restaurant they were in:"The waiters never admit they don't have something. They'll take your order. for a slice of sun and too away as if they mean to get it...then they'll come back and say they justran out.”一位和朋友吃饭的男士解释他们在饭馆里吃饭的怪现象时说:“服务员从未承认过他们没有什么莱。

二人英语幽默对话3分钟_英语两人对话

二人英语幽默对话3分钟_英语两人对话在初中英语对话教学中必须给学生创设一个真实的语言交际环境,为学生提供充分运用英语进行交流实践的机会,使学生能够加深理解、熟练掌握、灵活运用,达到学以致用的目的。

小编精心收集了英语两人对话，供大家欣赏学习!英语两人对话1Todd: Oh, hey, Keri! You cook, right! You're a pretty good cook.Keri: I'm OK.Todd: OK. I want to make an omelet, so actually this is really silly, I've never made one before. How do you make an omelet?Keri: OK, Well, I can teach you how I make them, which is the same way my father and grandmother make them, which is a little special.Todd: OK. Yeah! Yeah!Keri: First you take some eggs and crack them into a bowl, and whisk them up, quite, so they're quite high and fluffy, and in a hot pan, and you need a pan that's that's kind of small, that the sides go up at an angle. You put some oil and heat it up, so it's quite hot, and then you take your whipped up eggs, or whisked up eggs, and pour them into the pan, and as it's cooking, if you take a spatula, and push the bottom layer of the egg, to the side, to the sides, and then to the middle, so the uncooked egg gets to the bottom of the pan.Todd: Oh, OK. Wow!Keri: OK. And keep doing that until most of the egg is cooked so you should have a nice thick omelet and then flip it over, you'll only have to cook that side lightly. Put your fillings on the top and fold it over and let it sit just long enough to melt the cheese.Todd: Wow. That sounds really good.Keri: Mm, it is.Todd: Wow. What fillings do you recommend?Keri: Um, well, if you want to do a real simple one, you can just use some pre-made salsa and cheese, and that's easy, or you can do something like cut up some ham and cheese, onions, tomatoes, mushrooms, anything that you like. If you want to make a spinach omelet then you have to add the cooked spinach to the egg mixture. So it's actually cooked in it. It's inside bacon and sour cream is nice and Jack cheese.Todd: Oh, OK. I'll have to give that a try.Keri: OK. Sure.英语两人对话2Todd: OK, Ann, you spent quite a bit of time in Australia recently so why don't you talk about that?Ann: I really liked living in Australia. I was an international student and I studied education at the University of Sydney. And living in Sydney was fantastic, because I could go to the beach anytime I wanted and there was a great nightlife in Sydney. There are lots of great clubs. And people were very, very friendly and easy-going and I met a lot of international people in living Sydney.Todd: Mm-mm. How long were you there?Ann: I was there for almost a year.Todd: Oh, OK.Ann: And I travelled a little bit in Australia. I went up the east coast. Up to Frasier Island, which is a world heritage site. And I saw dingoes running along the beach and sharks in the water. We climbed cliffs and went through a rainforest and went camping and then we went up to the Whitsundays, which is a bit further north. And the further north you go in Australia, the hotter it gets. So we were able to go swimming in the ocean and I went diving for the first time but it was a little bit risky cause I didn't have a diving license, so I went on an introductory dive and I saw a giant clam that had a really purple spongy inside that I was able to touch and then the clam closed up really quickly.Todd: So, did you, did you lose your finger?Ann: Almost.Todd: Almost. Ah, you're lucky. Um, it's funny, you go in the water and you worry about sharks, but not clams.Ann: Exactly.Todd: Will you be going back to Australia soon?Ann: I'd like to go and live there for at least another year. Probably I'll go back to Sydney or maybe I'll go down to Melbourne because it's a really interesting cultural city. They have lot of museums and parks.Todd: OK. You gotta choose real quick, only one city, Montreal or Sydney, which do you choose?Ann: Sydney, without a doubt.Todd: OK. All right. Thanks a lot.Ann: You're welcome.英语两人对话3Anili: You know any thing?Reiko: Yes. Ikebana, it's an art of flowers and it's quite different from Western style flower arrangement because in Ikebana's theory you can decorate one flower, only with one flower.Anili: Oh, really!Reiko: And it's, the flower arrangement in Japan is not only decorating flowers but it's an art with flowers and space.Anili: I see.Reiko: The air between the flowers and also the room, and everything, it shows the space or even the universe, and that.Anili: What's another Japanese art?Reiko: Japanese art? Mm, Ikebana! Tea Ceremony!Anili: Tea Ceremony!Reiko: Tea Ceremony!Anili: Tea Ceremony! Tell me about Tea Ceremony.Reiko: Tea Ceremony! It's, there's a certain way you have to make tea, not only make tea, there's a certain way to for example wipe a bowl.Anili: I see.Reiko: Yes, with one piece of cloth, and you need to learn how to fold the cloth so that you use each part of the cloth only once to wipe the bowlAnili: OK.Reiko: Yeah, so it's a complicated traditional procedure in a sense but.Anili: How do you learn that? Is that something that your mother would teach you? How do people learn that?Reiko: There's some professionals for both flower arrangement and tea ceremony. So you need to go to a school, yes, and learn from your teacher and their hierarchy and the organization and you need to pass each test to go, climb up the ladder in the hierarchy.Anili: I see. Fantastic.看了英语两人对话的人还看了：1.关于两人英文情景对话带翻译2.两人英文情景对话带翻译3.简单的两人英语口语对话4.两人英语情景对话大全5.两人英语情景对话感谢您的阅读！。

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第一个顾客：我要茶第二个顾客：我也是茶——杯子要干净的!服务员：两杯茶，哪个要干净的杯子?Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"1st customer: "I'll have tea."2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the glass is clean!"(Waiter exits, returns)Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?"关于两人对话英语笑话篇三uncle: how did jim do in his history examination?舅舅：吉姆这孩子历史考得怎么样?mother: oh, not at all well, but there, it wasn't his fault. they asked him things that happened before the poor boy was born.母亲：唉，糟透了。

可话又说回来，这也不能怪他。

嗨，他们尽问一些这个可怜的孩子出生前的事儿。

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