英语搞笑短剧剧本
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英语短剧剧本（一）角色：小兔、小狗、小猴、山羊characters: hare、dog、monkey、goat画外音：小兔子肚子饿了，她想找些东西吃。
找呀，找了半天。
忽然发现小路边的地里长着一根萝卜。
兔：啊，一个萝卜！一个大萝卜！我把它拔出来。
H:Oh,a radish!A big radish!I’ll pull it out.哎——嗨——呦！哎——嗨——呦！Ai-----Hay---Yo! Ai---Hay---Yo!这萝卜太重了。
我拔不出来。
The radish is too heavy. I can’t pull it out.狗：我是小狗。
我饿了。
哦，兔小姐，你在干什么？D: I’m a dog. I’m hungry. Oh, Miss hare,What are you doing.兔：你好，狗先生。
一个萝卜，一个大萝卜。
它太重了。
我拔不出来。
H:Hello,Mr.Dog.A radish,a big radish.It’s too heavy.I can’t pull it out.狗：我帮你。
咱们一起拔。
D:I’ll help you.Let’s pull it together.兔：谢谢你。
咱们一起拔。
H:Thank you .Let’s pull it together.兔和狗：一、二、开始！哎----嗨----呦！哎---嗨---呦！哦，这萝卜太重了。
我们拔不出来。
H&D:One,two,begin!Ai---Hay—Yo!Ai—Hay—Yo!Oh,the radish is too heavy.We can’t pull it out.（小猴走了过来）猴：我是小猴。
我饿了。
哦，你们在干什么？M:I’m a monkey. I’m hungry.Oh, What are you doing? 兔和狗：你好，猴先生。
一个萝卜，一个大箩卜。
它太重了。
我们拔不出来。
H&D:Hello,Mr. Monkey. A radish, a big radish. It’s too heauy. We can’t pull it out.猴：我帮你们。
搞笑英语话剧剧本带翻译
《The Unlucky Day》
角色：汤姆、丽莎、布朗先生（汤姆的老板）、詹姆斯（汤姆的朋友）
场景1
（汤姆准备上班。他不小心把咖啡洒在衬衫上。）
汤姆：哎呀！今天真是倒霉！首先，我把脚趾碰在桌子上，现在又把衬衫弄脏了。
场景2
（汤姆到达办公室。布朗先生走了进来。）
布朗先生：汤姆，我需要那些报告在今天中午之前交上来。它们非常重要。
Scene 5
(Tom finally finishes the reports and hands them to Mr. Brown.)
Mr. Brown: Tom, these reports are full of mistakes. You need to redo them immediately.
Mr. Brown: Tom, I need those reports by noon today. They're very important.
Tom: Yes, Mr. Brown. I'll get them to you as soon as possible.
Scene 3
(Tom goes to the copy machine to make copies of the reports. The machine suddenly breaks down.)
汤姆：谢谢你邀请我，丽莎。这绝对改变了我的今天。
丽莎：我很高兴你玩得开心。也许你的运气正在改变呢！
结局
以上剧本是一部简短的搞笑英语话剧，通过汤姆一系列倒霉的事情和最后的转机，向观众传递了积极的情绪。学生们可以通过这样的戏剧形式，轻松愉快地学习英语，提高他们的表演能力和口语表达能力。希望这个剧本能够为英语教学和学生表演活动提供一些启发和帮助。
英语小品剧本
《英语小品剧本：误会一场》场景一：公园长椅角色：Tom（汤姆）、Lily（莉莉）、Mike（迈克）（汤姆坐在公园的长椅上，手里拿着一本英语书，莉莉和迈克悄悄走近）Tom:（自言自语）这个单词怎么念来着？oh, it's "misunderstanding"。
Lily:（轻声对迈克说）你看，汤姆又在学英语了，咱们去逗逗他。
Mike: 好主意！（莉莉和迈克走到汤姆身边）Lily: 嘿，汤姆，你在学英语呢？我们来帮你练习练习吧！Tom: 哦，是你们啊，那太好了，我正愁没人陪我练习呢。
Mike: 那我们就开始吧！我先来一个句子。
Mike: "I saw a cat in the tree."Tom:（疑惑）嗯？树上怎么会有猫呢？是不是应该说成"I saw a bird in the tree."？Lily:（偷笑）汤姆，你太可爱了。
迈克说的是猫，不是鸟。
Tom:（尴尬）哦，原来是这样，那我来造一个句子吧。
Tom: "Yesterday, I went to the zoo and saw a lion."Mike:（故作惊讶）哇，汤姆，你昨天去动物园看到狮子了？太厉害了！Lily:（捂嘴笑）迈克，你别逗他了。
汤姆，你继续。
Lily:（调侃）汤姆，你该不会是说她喜欢吃苹果核吧？Tom:（苦笑）不是不是，我是说她喜欢吃苹果。
你们别逗我了，我都被你们弄晕了。
Mike: 哈哈，汤姆，我们就是想让你放松一下，不要太紧张。
其实你的英语进步很大，继续加油哦！场景二：咖啡店角色：Tom（汤姆）、Lily（莉莉）、Mike（迈克）、Sarah（莎拉）（汤姆、莉莉和迈克在咖啡店坐下，莎拉是服务员）Sarah: 欢迎光临，请问你们需要点些什么？Tom:（尝试用英语点单）I'd like a cup of coffee, please.Sarah:（微笑）Sure, would you like any sugar or milk with that?Tom:（犹豫）Uh, just a little sugar, thank you.Lily:（帮汤姆补充）And two pieces of cake, please. One chocolate and one strawberry.Sarah:（点头）Alright, one coffee with a little sugar, and two pieces of cake. Anything else?Mike:（开玩笑）Can we have a slice of the sky? I heardit's delicious.Sarah:（忍俊不禁）I'm afraid we're all out of sky today, sir. But we do have a nice view of it through the window.Tom:（笑）Mike, you're so funny. Thanks, Sarah.Lily: 汤姆，你刚才点单的表现很不错嘛！Mike:（提议）对了，我们不如来模拟一下日常对话，这样可以帮助汤姆更好地练习英语。
英语搞笑话剧剧本
英语搞笑话剧剧本篇一：搞笑小学英语小品剧本搞笑小学英语小品剧本人物：农夫，兔子A，兔子B，大树。
农夫：I’m a farmer.（稍停顿）[走两步]A cool farmer.（掏出墨镜戴上）[冷酷地走两步，突然被绊了一跤，继续保持冷酷]Eh...When I was yong,I studied in Xu~~~~chuan Middle , I’m rich now！[开始展示名牌，边说边掏]Look！This is my modern mobile——Nokia WC 250！This is my watch!This is my MP3!These are my shoes——(夸张低沉地)ADIDAS!This is… [不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh,sorry.[扔掉苹果]It’s this![从怀里掏出痒痒挠] Do you know what’s this？痒痒挠？No no no~~You are out!!It’s my modern——锄头~！！[看下表] It is time to do some farming！[开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作]树：I’m a tree!I can do many things!I can sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作，哼哼哈西！！！]I can dance![跳四小天鹅] Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引导观众看兔子A)。
树站回后台] 兔子A：OK,I’m a rabbit. Now I’m just walking around here.[农夫继续锄地，边锄边上场，突然看见前面有个兔子]农夫：（惊喜地）Lunch！[扔掉痒痒挠]I will catch it！ [偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走][农夫跟在兔子后面。
两个人走啊走。
兔子突然回头。
农夫假装看手表。
两人继续走。
兔子回头。
农夫假装看天气。
两人继续走。
兔子回头。
4人英语话剧剧本搞笑范文
4人英语话剧剧本搞笑范文《猫和老鼠的那点事》人物：猫（Tom）、老鼠（Jerry）、狗（Spike）、女主人（Jane）场景设定：一个豪华别墅（舞台上只有一张大床，Jerry正在床上睡觉，Tom悄悄地进来）Tom：（小声地）哈哈！终于找到你了，老鼠！Jerry：（懒洋洋地）又来了？你还真不累啊。
Tom：我需要食物，老鼠先生。
Jerry：别来烦我了，我还在睡觉呢。
Tom：那就变成食物，我就不用找了。
Jerry：你有那个本事吗？Tom：我可是猫中之王，什么本事没有？Jerry：那我变成你想吃的食物吧。
（Jerry变成了一盘大沙拉）Tom：哇！我的口水都快流出来了！（Tom伸手去够沙拉，Jerry猛地一跳，从床上跑了出去）Tom：啊！他又跑了！（Spike进来了）Spike：干吗又在这里？还不去工作？Tom：这个……我在查看家里是否有入侵者。
Spike：好吧，我睡觉去了。
（Spike走了以后，Jane进来了）Jane：Tom！你在这里干什么？Tom：我在保卫家园，女主人。
Jane：你不用保卫，这里很安全。
Tom：可是我还是想守着。
Jane：好吧，你可以守着，但是不要吓到我的客人哦。
Tom：我会注意的，女主人。
（Jane走了，Jerry又进来了）Jerry：（笑得前仰后合）哈哈哈哈，你被女主人威胁了！Tom：你这个……（追着Jerry又跑了出去）本话剧以猫和老鼠的故事为背景，融入了现实元素，加入了狗和女主人的角色。
四个角色互相嬉笑怒骂，场面十分欢快。
整个话剧运用生动的语言和夸张的表演，既搞笑又真实，给观众带来了愉悦的感受。
英语幽默短剧剧本
英语幽默短剧剧本篇一：两个英语幽默短剧剧本The Pocket Money英语幽默短剧剧本The Pocket MoneyScene1（At Salesman’s home）N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu ……He is coming!S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)First, put the flour on the table.Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)Now press, press……Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)Press, press……Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it!Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……Now let me cut it into pieces!另一个白雪公主与七个小矮人Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短剧本旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.) 皇后：I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here! 魔镜：Yes, I’m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know?皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all?魔镜：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you.皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.篇二：搞笑英语话剧剧本搞笑英语话剧剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》搞笑7人剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》演员表：西门吹雪、叶孤城、花满楼、king、路人、上官雪儿旁白道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。
孔雀东南飞--英语搞笑短剧剧本
焦仲卿johnny(j for short)刘兰芝lunch(l for short)焦母johnny’s mother(jm for short)刘母lunch’s mother(lm for short)太守之子mayor’s son(ms for short)强盗burglars(a b and c)prologue 序幕(j作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,j被打中,狼狈不堪)j:everybody says that i’m hen pecked, but in fact,i’m a strong tiger,(小声)while my wife is wusong.译：人人都说我怕老婆，实际上我是老虎，（小声）我妻子是武松。
(指着上台处的门大声道)i’m not afraid of you!译：我才不怕你呢！(内砸出一脸盆,j接住当成盾牌护着头)then, i’m afraid of whom! my wife lunchi is the most famous woman in the neighborhood. she is braver than me, smarter than me and stronger than me .all this i do not care. i only want her tobe tenderer than me. but she is not! having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!译：谁怕谁啊！在邻里中，我妻子是最有名气的。
她比我勇敢、比我聪明、比我强壮。
我也不在乎这些。
我只觉得她该对我温柔些，但是她却不懂温柔！有这样的太太就像活在地狱中啊！(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中j)my god! who can help me?(下)译：我的天！谁来救救我啊？act1 第一幕(序幕结束时,jm作窃听状)jm(拄拐棍上):i can!(对门内)lunch! lunch! where are you?l(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):i’m here! what’s up ，mum?jm:i have told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law”.l:ok.my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law, what’s up?jm:since you married my son you have behaved so badly. you have been so rude, so brusque,so lazy……l:but……jm:never interrupt me!l:never interrupt me! since i married your son, that terrible johnny, i have been working hard all day long, cooking and washing. i have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken and……jm: but all those you have done are not as valuable as a grandson!l(生气地挥动着锅铲):oh, you want a grandson, don’t you?(开始解围裙)go and ask your son. i’m leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在jm的脸上,下)act2(lm坐在台上打毛线,l拿着锅铲上)l: mum, i’m back!lm: you are back?why? what happened?l:i was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law.lm(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):see! i have already told you! when you insisted on marrying that terrible johnny, i told you that he is ugly, stupid and poor, but you did not listen to me. look at yourself……l: but, mum……lm: never interrupt me!l: mum, i’m not interrupting you. i just want to tell you that you are always right ok? And i’ll marry whomever you want me to.lm(大喜): nice girl! just now, i met the mayor’s son in the market. he said, “if your daughter haven’t been married, i really really want to marry her!” now you are free again, i ’ll go and tell him.(下)l(惊愕): what? the mayor’s son? the most famous playboy in the neighborhood? (手中的锅铲掉在地上)what a silly thing i have done!(下)act3(j睡眼惺忪上)j(边走边道): lunch! lunch! where are my socks?(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)here they are!(闻一下) er! how smelly! they are still dirty! (突然想起)lunch has gone!i have to wash them myself. (他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)oh, i’m so hungry! but there’s no breakfast!(捡起地上的围裙)this is what lunch always wears! imiss her so much, and her excellent cooking skill! Now she has gone. i have to cook for my mother and myself.jm(上): where’s my breakfast? where’s lunch? hasn’t she got up yet?j: mum, can’t you remember? lunch has gone!jm(沉吟片刻): well, to tell you the truth johnny, a son without a wife is useless. lunch is a nice girl, go and take her back!j(立正敬礼): yes madam!act4(j开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗)a: hey you! stop and listen to us!the road is built by me!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)b: and i planted one tree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)c: if you want to go by this street---(欲踩石头，但踩到了a的脚)ab&c: give us all your money!j(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币):is 1mao enough?(三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量)a: what bad luck! this guy is broken!b: if we cannot rob any money today, we will have nothing to eat tonight!c: i heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry miss liu lanzhi next month. we can go and rob the wedding!a&b: good idea!j(惊讶): what? what? lunch is going to get married? it’s impossible!ab&c: why? a pretty girl and a rich man, what a good couple!j: but lunch is my wife! we haven’t got divorced yet!(突然有了主意) i’ve got an idea! you are going to rob the wedding, don’t you? i’ll go with you. you take the money and i take the bride.b: have you got any experience?j: no. but i’ve got this!(j脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄1，000，000) act5(转眼已到了婚礼之期．ms意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，j盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)(j和三强盗跃至台中)abc&j: hey you! stop and listen to us!a: the road is built by me!b: and i planted one tree.c: if you want to go by this street---j: give us all your money!(l听到j的声音，掀起了盖头)l(惊喜万分): johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到j的身边并躲到了的身后) (ms大怒，挥拳向j打来．j矮身一躲，ms打中了j身后的l，l晕倒) j(火冒三丈): how dare you beat my wife!（挥拳向ms冲去）(j与ms混战，jm上，以拐杖击晕ms)(j将ms胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)j(扶起l，关切地问):honey, how are you?l(哭状): i hurt a lot!j: don’t cry baby. i’ll go and fetch the medicine. (下)l(起身去追):wait for me! (跑下)THANKS !!!致力为企业和个人提供合同协议，策划案计划书，学习课件等等打造全网一站式需求欢迎您的下载，资料仅供参考。
大学生英语幽默短剧剧本_0
大学生英语幽默短剧剧本篇一：英语搞笑短剧剧本三打白骨精Three Times’ Beating Monster人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒J：沙僧B：白骨精（何平） B1：B变成的村姑 B2：B变成的太婆B3：B 变化成的老头 T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?S: Bajie,map!E: (摸出，递给S)S: Look,boss (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But……T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?E: (递)…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,Iwill ,I will………. S: You will what(凶相)?E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?E: You see , boss is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away….. T: Em…….It is a ,do you have any idea?S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）J: This is…..?S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?J: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1: （倒)Ah……T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t……T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆) B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡) S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many?T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it(哭喊) S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives! S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster! T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造“假”悲伤气氛）J: boss, brother Monkey is.......T: Don’t mention that guy any more!B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走) T: （惊）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)B: (抓住T)I’ll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.T: Wukong?E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can’t understand......What happened?S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out?S: (沉默).......Monkey’s intuition(直觉)T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I’m sorry(小声) S: What?T: I’m sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）（这个放伴奏） (谢幕)篇二：孔雀东南飞--英语搞笑短剧剧本焦仲卿johnny(j for short)刘兰芝lunch(l for short)焦母johnny’s mother(jm for short)刘母lunch’s mother(lm for short)太守之子mayor’s son(ms for short)强盗burglars(a b and c)prologue 序幕(j作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,j被打中,狼狈不堪)j:everybody says that i’m hen pecked, but in fact,i’m a strong tiger,(小声)while my wife is wusong.译：人人都说我怕老婆，实际上我是老虎，（小声）我妻子是武松。
初中英语短剧剧本《Thefunnytalking》[推荐5篇]
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初中英语短剧剧本《Thefunnytalking》[推荐5篇]第一篇：初中英语短剧剧本《The funny talking》郑 Aside [əˈsaid]：（Class will start soon）旁白：马上要上课了方 Tom:Joe,could I see your composition[ˈkɒmpəˈzɪʃn] ?Tom:Joe,我可以看看你的作文吗？杰 Joe：OK。
Joe：好吧。
Aside：（Tom copies the composition and hand in it.In a short time,the teacher come in with a book.）旁白：T om抄袭了作文并交了上去。
不一会儿，老师拿着一本书进来了然 Teacher: Class begin!老师：上课！肖 class monitor['mɒnɪtə(r)] ：Stand up!班长：起立！All the students:Good afternoon,Ms.Green.全体同学：下午好，格莱恩女士。
Teacher:Good afternoon,class.Sit down,please.老师：下午好，同学们。
请坐。
Teacher：Before class, I want to ask you a question: Did you do your homework by yourselves?If you do,please put up your hands.老师：在上课之前，我想问你们一个问题：你们是独立完成家庭作业吗？如果你这样做，请举手。
Aside：(All the students put up their hands.)旁白：（所有学生都举起了手。
）Teacher: But Tom, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother，Joe’s.Did you copy his? 老师: 但是Tom, 你的作文“我的狗狗”里写的东西和你哥哥Joe写得一模一样.你是不是抄袭了他的? Tom: No Ms.Green, it’s th e same dog.Tom: 不是这样的,老师!我们俩养的是同一只狗狗.Aside：(The teacher is angry.At the same time,Frank coming.)旁白：（老师有一些生气。
英语搞笑话剧剧本
英语搞笑话剧剧本英语搞笑话剧剧本英语搞笑话剧剧本（一）从前，一个巫婆有一双臭脚，人们都很讨厌。
所以，她想找一个人换掉她的双脚。
有一天她来到"香国" .她发现，人人都有双香脚。
一天王子午睡，巫婆用自己的臭脚换了王子的香脚。
有一位公主，她总是失眠。
虽然国王和王后在尝试了很多方法，她还不能睡觉。
国王和王后陛下非常担心自己的女儿。
最后，他们就发现了一个方法：每当公主无法入睡，她只需要嗅觉王子的臭脚，然后她将睡得很好。
最后王子和公主很幸福的生活在一起。
人物Ada: Little girlCandy: QueenEvander: KingEvelynJoel: PrinceRita: Singer /WomanYilina: WitchSummaryOnce upon a time…A witch had a pair of stink y feet. They were very disgusting. So, she wanted to find a person to change her feet.And one day she flied to "Fragrance Country". She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant feet. And the prince had the most fragrant pair of feet. The prince took a nap and snored under the tree. At that time, the witch exchanged her own stinky feet with the prince’s fragrant feet.There was a princess who couldn’t sleep in "Beauty Country". Although the king and the queen tried many methods, she still couldn’t sleep.The king and the queen were very worried about their daughter.And then, they discovered a perfect method for the princess to fall asleep: Whenever the princess couldn’t sleep, she only had to smell the prince’s stinky feet, and then she would sleep very well. In the end, the prince and the princess lived happily together.SCENE I（One afternoon, a girl, Ada, is reading a book）Ada: Oh~ what an interesting story! Once upon a time…A witch had a pair of stinky feet. They smelt worse than stinky tofu. They were very disgusting. So, she wanted to find a person to change her feet.Ada: And one day she flied to "Fragrance country". She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant feet. And the prince had the most fragrant pair of feet. The prince took a nap and snored under the tree.Witch: （screaming and laughing and dancing）I’m the most perfect witch who has both beauty and intelligence. More and more people fall for my…my … feet! Oh no, my feet! I’m such a charming witch, but why do my feet stink so much? Everyone faints when they smell my feet. The smell of my feet can kill mice. Oh, I don’t want to live. I want to fly away!（Flying to the Fragrance country）Witch: （Crying） I hate my feet! I hate my feet! （in a low voice） Ha-ha, what’s the smell? It smells so sw eet. （Searching）Oh. What a handsome boy. （Come closer and take a deep breath）Oh, oh, oh, why do his feet have such a sweet smell? It’s just notfair! （Angrily）Not fair! Look, he’s sleeping and snoring. Let me exchange my feet with his! （Doing magic and laughing loudly）Oh, my feet. You smell so sweet! Now I’m really the most charming witch. （Fly away）Prince: （Asleep and dreaming） Oh! What a beautiful girl you are! You are my only one – my dear princess.Prince: （Wake up!）Oh~ what’s wrong? What a bad sm ell!! The room smells of stinky tofu. Is it my table? My hand? My chair? My head? Or my window? Oh no! It’s my feet. I have a pair of stinky feet. How did it happen? （Hold on to his head.）（Run away）I can’t believe it!-SCENE II（The prince is walking and sees some crows on the way.）Prince: Oh~ there are many crows.Crow A: Please go away…Crow B: Quickly! It’s full of bad smell here.Crows: We are going to die, because your feet are too disgusting.Prince: Oh! I am so sorry…My feet cause you much trouble…Sorry~!（Prince continues to walk. He sees some flowers.）Prince: Hum~ I like the perfume of flowers.Flower A: Oh! I can’t live without fresh air.Flower B: Keep your feet far away from us, please.Flowers: Your feet are too disgusting.Prince: Why does everyone dislike me? I am so sad and I am sorry for making you feel bad.（Prince continues to walk.）Prince: What can I do? I want my sweet-smelling feet back.（Many strangers are buying from vendors on the road.）Stranger A: Did you step in something? Check your shoes.Stranger B: Oh! Don’t talk nonsense.Stranger C: I know where that bad smell comes from. It’s him.Strangers: Just get lost! Dirty man!Prince: Oh I’m sorry. I’m not a dirty man. My feet are really disgusting.（Prince continues to walk.）-SCENE IIIAda: There was a princess who couldn’t sleep in "Beauty country."Although king and queen tried many methods, she still couldn’t sleep.Ada: The king and the queen are very worried about their daughter. Then, they finally found a perfect solution after several trials and failures…（In the palace.）Queen: I am the queen!King: Of course I am the king!Queen: You never care about your daughterKing: So…what happened to our baby?Queen: My dear daughter can’t sleep!King: So…what can we do?（Queen brings many kinds of pills to her daughter.）King: Oh~my dear, just take them all.Princess: Take them all? Are you sure?King: Yes!Princess: （Take medicine）I still can’t sleep me still can’tsleep!（Try another method.）King: Hey my dear! Dad teaches you a good way to fall sleep: Counting Sheep.Princess: 1 sheep 2 sheep 3 sheep ……（Try a third method.）Queen: I know a girl with a beautiful voice. Maybe she can make our daughter sleep.King: Yes yes! （Open the door） Is she the one? （See Ada）Queen: Oh~no!King: Is she the one?Queen: Of course! Please start singing!Rita: I am a magic singer. （Clean the throat.） Can I start to sing?Rita: Baby sleep. Baby sleep. Baby hurry to sleep. Everybody sing with me…Princess: Shut up! Get out of here!!King: I think these methods are not good ideas. We’ll think of better ideas.Queen: Hum…I have an idea…maybe we can……King: You can say that again.Queen: Let’s get ready.（King and queen are preparing …）Princess: Daddy! Mommy! It’s time to sleep! Don’t forget to take medicine.（King and queen are disguised as ghosts in order to scare the princess to sleep.）King: Oh, no! It didn’t work. Maybe we should get help from people.Queen: OK! （Point to Ada） You just do it. Go out on thestreets and find some help.-SCENE IV（Prince walks in the Beauty Country and looks at a crowd of people. Some people try to make the princess sleep.）Prince: （To himself.）A woman among the crowd: I’ve tried several ways and still they didn’t work! I think I can make the princess sleep! Can I try?King & Queen: Yes! It’s our pleasure. Please try.Prince: Thank you! （Take his shoes off and put his feet in front of the princess’s face.） Sorry! My dear princess!Princess: Oh! Your feet smell so awful. I can’t breathe and I want to sleep.King & Queen: Oh no! My dear~ What happened to you? Don’t scare us!（King touches her nose to check if the princess breathes.）King: She’s still breathing. She just fell asleep.（Queen hugs the Princess.）Queen: Thank you! Oh, thank God! My dear baby finally fell asleep.King: （To the prince.） Oh! Thank you! We are very lucky to meet you.Prince: I can’t believe it! My disgusting feet have magic power!!Queen: Oh! Don’t say that! They are not disgusting at all. Congratulations! You are going to marry my dear daughter.King: Yes! This is a happy ending.Ada: Whenever the princess couldn’t sleep, all she had to do was to smell the prince’s stinky feet. And then, she would sleep very well. In the end, the prince and the princess livedhappily together.英语搞笑话剧剧本（二）旁白：话说梁山伯和祝英台59年前一同来到刚刚成立的吉林农业大学学习英语。
英语戏剧有趣英语小短剧
英语短剧六() 班刘靖怡开场前四人在幕前介绍自己：A ：乞丐 A : Hello, I am a beggar .【乞丐：你好，我是一个乞丐。
】B ：商人 B : Hello, I am a businessman .【商人：你好，我是一个商人。
】E ：椅子 E : Hello, I am a chair .【椅子：你好，我是一把椅子。
】F ：记者 F : Hello, I am a reporter .【记者：你好，我是个记者。
】剧本正文：A:Sir ,sir ！Please give me a piece of bread .I am hungry to die .【 A ：先生，先生！请给我一片面包。
我快饿死了。
】B:Get away,get away,dirty man .【 B ：走开，走开，肮脏的人。
】A:But…sir…Please listen to me！【 A ：但是…先生的…请听我说！】E:Oh，Man are always very tired .【 E ：唉，男人总是很烦。
】E:Sir!You lost your wallet!You can be a little smarter?【 E ：先生！你丢了钱包！你能聪明一点吗？】F : Good morning, everybody . I saw a very weird thing—— a chair opens its mouth .Now,I will interview the two Witness .【 F：早上好，各位。
我看到了一个非常奇怪的事情——一把椅子说话了。
现在，我将采访两个目击者。
】B :The chair can speak !Strange happenings！Strange happenings! (胡言乱语)【 B ：这椅子能说话！怪事！怪事！】F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad . We needn't take notice of him .Let me interview the other man .“Hello,sir .Can you tell man why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?【 F：我很抱歉的告诉你，这个男人已经疯了。
搞笑的英语剪简短话剧
搞笑的英语剪简短话剧1.搞笑的英语短话剧2.搞笑的英语短话剧,7个人左右的1.Do You Know My Work?One night a hotel caught fire, and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes. Two men stood outside and looked at the fire. “Before I came out,” said one,“I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money. People don't think of money when they're afraid. When anyone leaves paper money in a fire, the fire burns it. So I took all the bills that I could find.No one will be poorer because I took them.”“You don't know my work,” said the other. “What is your work?”“I'm a policeman.“Oh!” cried the first man. He thought quickly and said,“And do you know my work?”“No,”said the policeman.“I'm a writer. I'm always telling stories about things that never happened.”3.搞笑简短的英语小品”As she walked through the forest. “What big eyesWord文档 1you have got, Grandma.”said the wolf.“Oh, no!”cried the little girl!”she said.”they said to the hunter.帮你沾来的. She has got a cold.“What a big mouth you have got, Grandma.”thought the hunter.The hunter cut open the wolf. Grandma and Little Red Coat were still alive. They jumped out of the wolf. “Bye-bye, a wolf saw her?”“I'm going to my grandma's house.The bad wolf ate Little Red Coat, too.“Come in, please.”The big wolf opened the door and walked into the room?” asked the wolf.“She lives in the house near the forest. There are some big trees in front of her house.” Said Little Red Coat. “What a big stomach he has got. “Thank you, “Hello. He ate Grandma up.He put on Grandma's coat and trousers. Then he lay in bed.Little Red Coat walked into her grandma's room.The wolf was sleeping on Grandma's bed.At this time, a hunter came and saw the wolf, little girl.” The wolf ran to the grandma's house.Grandma asked, “Who is it?”“It's me, Little Red Coat.Grandma and Little Red Coat were very happy.” said the wolf, litter girl. Where are you going.” Said Little Red Coat.“Where does she live! Grandma must be in his stomachThe little girl liked wearing a red coat. So everybody called her Little Red Coat.One day, her grandma hadWord文档 2a cold. Her mother said to Little Red Coat, “my dear, send some bananas and cakes to your grandma.“Because I want to eat you, my dear!” she said.“Because I want to see your pretty face.”said the wolf4.要简单点的搞笑五六人的英语小短剧One day a postman came to a house but found no one was at home. He went to the next house and asked the neighbour, "Excuse me, when is Mrs. Smith coming back?" The neighbor said, "Oh, I don't know her well. But I know she works from Monday to Friday. And some Saturdays and some Sundays." "So when does Mrs. Smith come back?" “She leaves about 7:40 in the morning and gets home at about 5:30. But sometimes she is late, because she goes to the store.” "Oh, I'm sorry I can't wait for her. Would you please give the box to her?" "Oh, no. I don't know her well. Her kids are coming from Tokyo this evening. She is shopping right now. She wants to buy some food her kids." "But would you just pass the box to her please?" "Oh, I'm sorry. I don't know her well." (Introduction): Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally heWord文档 3failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.Action I太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）： Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world？（画外音：It's you, Prince Dan！太子丹高兴状） Thank u mirror！（面对观众） I'm Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do？（向幕里大叫） Where is my minister？阿三（毕恭毕敬）： Honey, I am coming. 太子丹：I've told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”！阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~ （作杀状）太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent！（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate？阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world. 太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK？阿三：Yes.Action II（《十面埋伏》中刘德华 Now, you will see why I was upsetWord文档 4at first.D: Jim, you don't know what a nice –what a beautiful , nice gift I've got for you. Can you guess?J: I'm sorry. I won't guess.D: Look. A gold watch chain. Isn't it lovely ,Jim? I hunted all over the town to find it. You'll have to look at the time a hundred times a day now. Give me your watch. I want to see how it looks on it .J: Della, Let's put our Christmas gifts away and keep them a while. They're too nice to use just at present. I sold the watch to get the money. And I bought the combs. Now, Let's have our supper.礼物旁白：明天是圣诞节，但是德拉觉得很难过，因为她无钱为她丈夫吉姆买一圣诞礼物，她只有1.87美元，他们一个月只有20美元的收入，那很难再从中省钱了。
8分钟英语小品剧本（共五则范文）
8分钟英语小品剧本（共五则范文）第一篇：8分钟英语小品剧本Keep Away From The Net Bar场景：1、中午，一间网吧内乌烟瘴气，几台电脑正传出游戏的声音。
2、教室里摆着一张讲台，几张桌椅，一块活动黑板。
快放学了，老师正在讲评考卷，同学们在订正。
3.老师带领学生回网吧要书包4.教室里，老师公布新一次的成绩。
对T om 的进步作出表扬并倡导大家远离网吧。
剧中人物：T om，boss，Ms.Wu，student A B C…道具：几张桌椅，几台“电脑”，一张讲台，一块活动黑板，下课铃声，试卷Reporter：Scene1:This is a net bar.This room is full of smog and the noise of playing computer games.Now,it’s 12 o’clock.There’s still a lot of people sitting in front of the computers.Look,Tom is one of them.He is playing computer games carefully.Tom：（手指在键盘上跳跃，两眼注视着屏幕。
兴奋地说）Oh,yeah!I win!I'm the winner!Boss：（翘着脚坐在一旁。
）Hi,Little kid,time is up,you must stop.Tom：（边咳嗽，边揉揉眼睛，作疲劳状，顾不上回答。
）Wait a moment,boss,wait a moment.Let me play for a while.I'll win this game.Boss：Oh no.Unless you pay me more money.Tom：OK.OK.Please wait a minute,I'll pay you the money.（继续前全神贯注地玩着游戏。
中小学英语短剧剧本精选5篇
P2: What’s the matter? Don’t be afraid!
P1: A wolf. A big bad wolf.
W: Little pigs, little pigs, let me come in !
P1p2: No! No! No!
小学英语短剧剧本精选5篇
小学生英语话剧小剧本
三只小猪Three pigs
领衔主演： M: 猪妈妈 P1: 猪大妞 P2: 猪二妞 P3: 猪小妞 W: 老狼
主要演员： B1:小鸟1号 B2: 小鸟2 号 旁白
故事内容：
旁白：Long long ago, there were three little pigs with their mother. They were very happy and they were very kind to their friends. Look! They are coming!
W : Open the door! I can get the house down! (吹三下，没动，鼓足又吹三下，迟疑了一下) Why ? (最后吹三下，开始喘气了，然后倒地)
P1p3p2 : Yeah ! We are safe!
旁白：The wolf is very angry ! He has a good idea! He climbs the chimney! The birds tell the three little pigs!
Pp: Yes.
M: Let’s dance together!
Pp: Wonderful! Music！
(音乐响，猪妈妈和小猪一起跳舞）
英语搞笑短剧剧本(6角色)_0
英语搞笑短剧剧本(6角色)篇一：6人英语小品短话剧剧本6人英语小品短话剧剧本A(衣衫褴褛）b（衣着光鲜）c小花D小草e椅子F新闻记者b坐在e上吃东西，A一乞丐上前A：先生，先生，请给我些面包，谢谢，我饿得不行了。
b：（厌恶）让开，让开。
（然后便起身离开，这时他的钱包掉到e上头了）A：先生，先生（A看见后，立即拾起，追上了走远的b）b：让开，让开啊，我没吃的了，也没钱了（看也不看A，仍自顾自地走了）c：他真愚蠢啊D：是啊是啊（D点头附和）A：可??先生??您听我说??（仍拉着b衣服的后摆）b：挖，你这人怎么这么讨厌！（还是没有回头看A一眼）c：椅子啊，你会不会觉得刚刚坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？e：唉，人总是这么愚蠢啊~~~~D：是啊是啊与此同时A与b还在纠缠，这时e终于隐忍不住爆发了。
e：先生！你的钱包丢了！你怎么这么傻啊。
A与b同时回头，看见了那会说话的椅子e，吓昏过去了。
这一幕恰巧被经过的F看见了。
于是F就报道了这一事件。
F：大家好，我是新闻记者F，今天我看见了一个奇异的现象，一个椅子说话了，两个人被吓昏了，下面我将采访一下被吓昏的两个人。
b：哦，上帝，哦，妈妈。
F：这个人傻了，我们不鸟他了，下面我采访一下另一个人吧，请问你为什么不告诉他，他的钱包丢了？A：对不起，我不知道“钱包”这个单词怎么讲??F：通过这一事件，我们可以认识到，掌握一门外语的重要性，以及金钱给人类带来的影响。
是吗，椅子？e：是啊，是啊（e傻傻地拼命点头）c：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他们弄傻了。
D：谁让这是一个童话呢??为了配合马可的英文翻译，所以台词能简单就简单啦。
下面是马可的英文翻译。
A:sir,sir,pleasegivemeapieceofbread.thankyou,sir.I'mhungrytodie.b:getaway,getaway,dirtyman.A:sir,sir!!b:runaway,pleaserunaway.Ihavenofood,andIdon'thavemoney,either.c:hey,xiaoD,heissofoolish,isn'the?D:yes,yes.A:but....sir....pleaselistentome.....b:wa,whyareyousodisgusting!!c:hey,chair,doyoufeelthemansatonyouamomentagoisverystupid.e:ai,prettyflower,doyouknow,menarealwaysverysilly.D:yes,yes!!e:sir!youlostyourwallet!can'tyoubemoreclever?F:goodmorning,everybody.I'majonistF.TodayIsawaveryweirdthing--achair openhermouth,andtwomenarefrightenedtofaint.now,Iwillintenviewthetwo nozzyman.b:wo,mygod,wo,my,mum.F:I'msorrytotellyouthismanhasbeenmad.weneedn'ttakenoticeofhim.letmei nterviewtheotherman,hello,man,canyoutellmenwhydidn'tyoutellhimhelost hiswallet?A:I'msorry,Idon'tknowhowtospeak"钱包"inenglish......F:dearaudience,throughthisthingwecanlearnthathowimprotantitistomaster yaforeignlanguage,andhowlagrethemoneyaffectus.isthatallright,chair? e:yes,yes.（本文来自天空剧本网）c:ai,menissosilly.D:don'tbelieveus,itisjustafairlytale.篇二：很好的6人英语短剧剧本很好的6人英语短剧剧本。
英语三人短剧搞笑1
顾客: 小心, 你的大拇指在我汤里了服务员: 别担心, 先生, 不是很烫！A : Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!B.Don'.worr.Si.it'.no.tha.hot.一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。
“你疯了吗？”顾客喊到，“你的手在我的牛排上！”“什么？”服务员说，“你想让它再掉地上？”.waite.bring.th.custome.th.stea.h.ordere.wit.hi.thum.ove.th.meat. A:Ar.yo.crazy?.yelle.th.custome.),wit.you.han.o.m.steak? (Wha.answer.th.waiter.Yo.wan.i.t.fal.o.th.floo.again.服务员：茶或咖啡？先生。
第一个顾客：我要茶第二个顾客：我也是茶——杯子要干净的！服务员：两杯茶，哪个要干净的杯子？B:(Waiter:.Te.o.coffe.gentlemen?A:I'l.hav.tea.C:(2n.customer:.M.to..an.b.sur.th.glas.i.clean!(Waite.exit.returns)B:(Waiter:.Tw.teas.Whic.on.aske.fo.th.clea.glass?创新句子：我坚持用干净杯子喝茶。
服务员，这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么？看起来象是在仰泳，A:Waite.what'.thi.fl.doin.i.m.soup?U.look.t.m.t.b.backstrok.sir...服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！别担心，先生，面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它。
A:Waite.there'..fl.i.m.soup!B:Don'.worr.si.th.spide.o.th.breadrol.wil.ge.'em.服务员，我汤里有只苍蝇！不是，先生，那是蟑螂，苍蝇在你牛排里。
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三打白骨精
Three Times ' Beating Monster
人物：T唐僧S :孙悟空E:猪八戒
J ：沙僧
B:白骨精（何平）B1: B变成的村姑B2 : B变成的太婆B3 : B变化成的老头
T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?
S: Bajie,map!
E: （摸出，递给S）
S: Look,boss （凑近T）……（•「S 一齐转向E）
T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don 't bring these pictures of beautiful girls!
E: Oh, boss!Forgive me（伸手拿回）
T:（缩手）1 ' II keep it for you until we reach the west
E: But （（
T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?
E:（递）Here.Em ........ we have arrived in White Tiger Moun ta in !Ah I can
more!（坐）My stomach doesn ' t allow So.
S: Fat Pig!
E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will
S: You will what（凶相）?
E:（软禁）I will help you catch fleas（跳蚤）.
S: Hm!
T: （轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?
E: You see , boss is hungry,too!
T: Baijie!Don ' t forget who ate my last meal!
J: But boss ,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away
T: Em ........... .It is a problem.Wuk on g,do you have any idea?
S: No problem!（安装）（B已躲在一旁偷看）
J : This is •••..?
S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss'bsooks. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!
T: Em ........... Wuk ong, you are beco ming more and more scie ntific! Emitofo, kno wledge is power!
S: Bye!（走）
T: Let ' scpalradys!（三人开始打牌）音乐《斗地主》
B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.（变成B1）
B1: （接近三人，望着）Can I join you?
J: I ' m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough. B1: （在一旁观看）Oh,Chance! Bomb!
T: Bomb?（打出）
B1: Double King!
T: Oh …」win! Em .................... 丄adyossuhaeda Come in and teach me!（准备开电网门）
S: （回来，看见B1）Oh,monster!（上前就打）
B1:（倒）Ah……
T:（气愤）Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!
S: She is a monster!
T: Nonsense!（深呼吸）
S: Oh,please don ' t ……
T:lt ' s too la唱QOnce more you open the do泰坦尼克主题曲（走音离谱）
S: Please,Please,oh,no 痛苦抱头…）…（
T: （呛住，咳）Wukong,l ' m disappointed with you!
B:（真身出现）Hm!Sun Wukong, I ' ll teach you a lefe成太婆）
B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?
T: Daughter?...（连忙挡住地尸体）No,sorry!（陪笑，B2 想看后面是什么，T 挡）
S:（咬牙切齿）You monster, I ' ll beat you into 追打（SB2,B2 躲至T 身后，S 打,
不想打到T 头，T 晕，S 再打死B2）
E&J: Are you Ok, boss?（扶T）
J: Look,（伸食指）how many?
T:Two …晕..（乎乎地）Sun Wukong, game over!（变成B3）
B3:（看到B1,B2 尸体）Oh ….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!（哭喊）
S: I ' ll kill you, mo nste打）
T: （想阻止,未及）You,you （险些晕, E,J 扶住）You have killed three lives!
S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!
T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!
S: （悲,离去）（音乐,营造“假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》
J: boss, brother Monkey is ......
T: Don't mention that guy any more!
B:（出现）Ha,ha,ha!（三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后飘”走）
T: （惊）You are.....
B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!（E,J 去阻斗，被击退）
B: （抓住T）I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha
S:（悄悄走到B 后，打B,B 晕）A thousand years later.
T: Wukong?
E: Oh,Brother Monkey!
J: Our hero is back!
T: I,I can't understand .... What happened?
S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!
T: How,how did you find out?
S: （沉默）. Monkey's intuition（直觉）
T: Wukong（S 不理T）I admit my mistake this time（S 仍不理）I'm sorry（小声）
S: What?
T: I'm sorry.
S: Em? Louder,please?
T: I ..... am ..... sorry .... （S 捂耳）（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）（谢幕）。