英语笑话100篇【简单易懂英语笑话阅读】
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英语笑话100篇【简单易懂英语笑话阅
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笑话是民族文化及社会生活中不可缺少的一环,从古至今都拥有广大的受众,深受人们喜爱。这其中的原因,不仅在于笑话能够折射出社会生活中的方方面面,而且在于,笑话可以在说笑中蕴含着人们对于美好生活的期盼和诉求。小编精心收集了简单易懂英语笑话，供大家欣赏学习!
简单易懂英语笑话篇1
Iwasoncetoldbyajapanesestudentthatthisisanoldstory.
onesaturdayafternoonthegrasshopper,thesnail,andthec entipedeweresittingaroundthegrasshopper'shousedrink ingbeer.
Theyranoutofbeerbeforetheywerereadytoquitdrinking,s otheydecidedoneofthemshouldgooutformorebeer.
Thesnailsaid,"I'dgo,butI'mkindofslow.besides,grassh opper,thisisyourneighborhoodsoyouknowwheretogo."
Thegrasshoppersaid,"Idon'tmindgoing,butmyhoppingwil lshakeupthebeerandwe'llgetsprayedeverytimeweopenone ."
sotheydecidedtosendthecentipede;andthegrasshopperex plainedhowtogettothenearestliquorstore.
Anhourorsopassedandstillthecentipedehadn'treturned, sothesnailandthegrasshopperdecidedtogolookforhim.
Theygotasfarasthethefrontdoorandfoundthecentipedesi ttingthereputtingonhisshoes.
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简单易懂英语笑话篇2
Thisjokeneverfailstogetalaugh.
Amanslowwittedmanwalkedintoapattentoffice.hewalkedu ptothepatentofficerandsaid,"hey,I'vegotanewideafora mousetrap."(Drawaboxontheblackboard.)
"here'sthebox."(Drawaholeinthebox.)"here'sthehole." (Drawacircleinthebottomofthehole)"here'sthecheese." (Drawalineacrosstheholeinthebox.)"here'stheblade.Th emousestickshisheadintheholetogetthecheese,theblade dropsonhisneckandkillshim."
Thepatentofficerlooksatthediagram.heunderstandsthat themanisalittleslowsohewantstobekind.heexplainstoth emanthathedoesnotthinkthedesignisreadytobepatentedy et.hetellstheman,"please,workonitsomemore.perhapsIw illbeabletopatentitanothertime."Theslowwittedmansay
sthankyouandleavestheoffice.
oneweeklatertheslowwittedmanshowsupagain.(Drawtheex actsameexampleontheboardinexactlythesameway.)Theslo wwittedmansays,"Thisisthebox,thisisthehole,thisisth echeeseandthisisthewire.Themousestickshisheadintheh oletogetthecheese,thewirewrapsaroundhisneckandkills him."
Thepatentofficer,stilltryingtobekind,makesthesameex cuseasbefore.Theslowwittedmanleaves.
oneweeklatertheslowwittedmanreturns.heapproachesthe samepattentofficerandsays,(Theexactsamethings)
"here'sthebox.here'sthehole.(Thistimehedrawsazig-za glineacrosstheholeandhedoesnotdrawacircleforthechee se.)Aftercompletingthezig-zagline,theslowwittedmanp roclaims,"andhere'sthesawblade."
Thepatentofficernoticesthedesignandthefactthatthatt herisnocheese.heaskstheslowwittedman,"where'stheche ese.""Ah-ha,"saystheslowwittedman.
"That'sthepoint.Themousestickshisheadinthehole andsays,""wheredidyouputthecheese."
(whenthemousespeeksyoumustactlikethemouse.stickyour headoutasiflookingintothetrapandswingitbackandforth