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国外英语幽默演讲稿范文

Good evening! It’s a great pleasure to stand before you today and share with you some English humor. As you know, humor is a universal language that can bring people together from different cultures and backgrounds. So, let’s have a good laugh and enjoy the beauty of humor together!First, let me tell you a story about my cat. My cat is a very smart and curious creature. One day, I came home from work and found that my cat had climbed onto the kitchen counter. On the counter, there was a bowl of spaghetti. Without hesitation, my cat reached out and took a big bite of the spaghetti. I was so surprised that I couldn’t help but laugh. I said to my cat, “You know, you can eat your cat food, but spaghetti is not for cats!” The cat looked at me with a confused e xpression and then took another bite. I couldn’t resist laughing and said, “Alright, I guess you’re on a diet today.”Now, let’s move on to a joke about the English language. Did you know that English is the most difficult language to learn? Why? Because it has more than 40 different ways to spell the same sound! For example, the word “ough” can be pronounced asough, augh, ow, o, or even just a silent “gh.” Here’s a joke to illustrate this point:Why do we use “ough” in English?Because once you fight with a dough, you have to cough up what you dough!And now, let’s have a joke about the weather. The weather is always a popular topic for humor. Here’s a joke that will make you laugh:Why don’t we ever see penguins in Australia?Because they’re too busy down under!Moving on, let’s talk about technology. How many of you have ever experienced the frustration of trying to use a touch screen with gloves on? Here’s a joke that will make you chuckle:Why did the touch screen and the glove have a fight?Because the screen was trying to swipe left, but the glove kept swiping right!Now, let’s have a joke about ourselves. We all have those moments when we feel like we’re in a comedy of errors. Here’s a joke that will remind you of those moments:Why don’t we ever trust mirrors?Because they’re always trying to make us look thinner!And finally, let me leave you with a joke that will make you think about how lucky we are to be here tonight:Why don’t we ever see actors at the gym?Because they’re always on a break!Ladies and gentlemen, I hope you enjoyed these jokes and found them entertaining. Remember, humor is a great way to connect with others and make the world a better place. So, let’s keep spreading laughter and joy!Thank you for your attention, and have a great evening!。

幽默英语演讲稿范文(共6篇)

篇一：幽默英语演讲稿幽默英语演讲稿love your mother爱你的母亲why are you crying, a young boy asked his mom?你为什么哭?一个小男孩问他的妈妈.because im a woman, she told him.因为我是女人,她告诉他.i dont understand, he said.我不明白.他回答his mom just hugged him and said,and you never will, but thats o.k........妈妈拥抱了他说,你永远也不会明白,但没关系...later the little boy asked his father,why does mom seem to cry for no reason?.后来小男孩问他的父亲妈妈为什么似乎在无缘无故的哭泣?all women cry for no reason, was all his dad could say...... 所有的女人都会常常没有原因地哭泣,这是他的父亲唯一可以解释的...the little boy grew up and became a man,still wondering why women cry.等到小男孩长大,成了男人的时候,他仍然奇怪妈妈为什么哭.finally he put in a call to god and when god got back to him, he asked god, why do women cry so easily?最后他把这件事祷告给上帝,他问上帝,为什么女人容易哭泣?god answered......上帝回答:when i made woman,i decided she had to be special.i made her shouldersstrong enough to carrythe weight of the world, yet,当我创造女人的时候,我决定把她造的很特别,我让她的双肩强壮的足以能够承担整个世界,但是,却让她的双臂温柔的足够去安慰他人...i gave her the inner strengthto endure childbirthand the rejectioneven from her own children.我给她内在的力量去忍受生产的剧痛,也让她有勇气承受无数的伤害,甚至这些伤害有时会来自于自己的孩子...i gave her a hardnessthat allows herto keep going and take careof her family and friends,even when everyone else gives up, through sickness and fatigue without 我给她顽强,让她能够不断地前进,并且照顾自己的家人和朋友,甚至当每个人都放弃的时候,她却能够坚强地在疾病和劳累之时毫无怨言...i gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances. even when her child has hurt her badly....she has the very special power to make a childs boo-boo feel better and to quell a teenagers anxieties and fears....我给她内心的敏感,让她在任何环境下都深爱着自己的孩子.甚至在他们深深伤害她的时候．．．她用那特别的力量，让年幼孩子的在受伤的时候感到安慰，也能够让年轻的子女消除紧张与恐惧．．．i gave her strength to care for her husband, despite faults and i fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart....我给她力量关心她的丈夫，尽管他会犯错．我用男人的肋骨创造了女人，使女人可以保护男人的心脏．．．i gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly....我给她智慧，让她知道一个好丈夫永远不会伤害他的妻子，但有时候会试炼她坚定的永远跟随自己丈夫的能力与决心．for all of this hard work,i also gave her a tear to shed.it is hers to usewhenever needed andit is her only weakness....when you see her cry,tell her how much you love her, and all she does for everyone, and even though she may still cry, you will have made her heart feel good.因为这些种种的困难，我也同样赐她流下眼泪，这是当她在需要时可以使用的，这是她唯一的软弱之处．．．当你看到她哭泣的时候，告诉她你有多么地爱她，告诉她她为所有人所做的一切，即使这样她可能还是会哭泣，但你会使她的心里得到安慰．she is special!please send this to women you know, and those with mothers, sisters, and special women in their lives.她是独特的！请把这个信息传递给你认识的女人，有母亲，姐妹和特别的女性在他们生命里的人． but, also send this to men so they will understand about what a wonderful thing a woman is.each day is a mountain that must be climbed; with courage each stepgets easier.但是，也把这个信息传递给男人，因此他们会明白女人是多么奇妙的被造物．每一天，生活中都会有必须爬的山，但是勇气会使每一步都更轻松．love your mother always永远爱你的母亲，and keep her smiling并且使她微笑常在篇二：幽默英语演讲稿幽默英语演讲稿love your mother爱你的母亲why are you crying, a young boy asked his mom?你为什么哭?一个小男孩问他的妈妈.because im a woman, she told him.因为我是女人,她告诉他.i dont understand, he said.我不明白.他回答his mom just hugged him and said,and you never will, but thats o.k........妈妈拥抱了他说,你永远也不会明白,但没关系...later the little boy asked his father,why does mom seem to cry for no reason?.后来小男孩问他的父亲妈妈为什么似乎在无缘无故的哭泣?all women cry for no reason, was all his dad could say...... 所有的女人都会常常没有原因地哭泣,这是他的父亲唯一可以解释的... the little boy grew up and became a man,still wondering why women cry.等到小男孩长大,成了男人的时候,他仍然奇怪妈妈为什么哭.finally he put in a call to god and when god got back to him, he asked god, why do women cry so easily?最后他把这件事祷告给上帝,他问上帝,为什么女人容易哭泣? god answered......上帝回答:when i made woman,i decided she had to be special.i made her shouldersstrong enough to carrythe weight of the world, yet,当我创造女人的时候,我决定把她造的很特别,我让她的双肩强壮的足以能够承担整个世界,但是,却让她的双臂温柔的足够去安慰他人...i gave her the inner strengthto endure childbirthand the rejectioneven from her own children.我给她内在的力量去忍受生产的剧痛,也让她有勇气承受无数的伤害,甚至这些伤害有时会来自于自己的孩子...i gave her a hardnessthat allows herto keep going and take careof her family and friends,even when everyone else gives up, through sickness and fatigue without 我给她顽强,让她能够不断地前进,并且照顾自己的家人和朋友,甚至当每个人都放弃的时候,她却能够坚强地在疾病和劳累之时毫无怨言...i gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances. even when her child has hurt her badly....she has the very special power to make a childs boo-boo feel better and to quell a teenagers anxieties and fears....我给她内心的敏感,让她在任何环境下都深爱着自己的孩子.甚至在他们深深伤害她的时候．．．她用那特别的力量，让年幼孩子的在受伤的时候感到安慰，也能够让年轻的子女消除紧张与恐惧．．．i gave her strength to care for her husband, despite faults and i fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart....我给她力量关心她的丈夫，尽管他会犯错．我用男人的肋骨创造了女人，使女人可以保护男人的心脏．．．i gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly....我给她智慧，让她知道一个好丈夫永远不会伤害他的妻子，但有时候会试炼她坚定的永远跟随自己丈夫的能力与决心．for all of this hard work,i also gave her a tear to shed.it is hers to usewhenever needed andit is her only weakness....when you see her cry,tell her how much you love her, and all she does for everyone, and even though she may still cry, you will have made her heart feel good. 因为这些种种的困难，我也同样赐她流下眼泪，这是当她在需要时可以使用的，这是她唯一的软弱之处．．．当你看到她哭泣的时候，告诉她你有多么地爱她，告诉她她为所有人所做的一切，即使这样她可能还是会哭泣，但你会使她的心里得到安慰．she is special!please send this to women you know, and those with mothers, sisters, and special women in their lives.她是独特的！请把这个信息传递给你认识的女人，有母亲，姐妹和特别的女性在他们生命里的人． but, also send this to men so they will understand about what a wonderful thing a woman is.each day is a mountain that must be climbed; with courage each step gets easier.但是，也把这个信息传递给男人，因此他们会明白女人是多么奇妙的被造物．每一天，生活中都会有必须爬的山，但是勇气会使每一步都更轻松． love your mother always永远爱你的母亲，and keep her smiling并且使她微笑常在篇三：新初中幽默英语演讲稿新初中幽默英语演讲稿love your mother爱你的母亲why are you crying, a young boy asked his mom?你为什么哭?一个小男孩问他的妈妈.because im a woman, she told him.因为我是女人,她告诉他.i dont understand, he said.我不明白.他回答his mom just hugged him and said,and you never will, but thats o.k........妈妈拥抱了他说,你永远也不会明白,但没关系...later the little boy asked his father,why does mom seem to cry for no reason?.后来小男孩问他的父亲妈妈为什么似乎在无缘无故的哭泣?all women cry for no reason, was all his dad could say......所有的女人都会常常没有原因地哭泣,这是他的父亲唯一可以解释的...the little boy grew up and became a man,still wondering why women cry.等到小男孩长大,成了男人的时候,他仍然奇怪妈妈为什么哭.finally he put in a call to god and when god got back to him, he asked god, why do women cry so easily?最后他把这件事祷告给上帝,他问上帝,为什么女人容易哭泣?god answered......上帝回答:when i made woman,i decided she had to be special.i made her shouldersstrong enough to carrythe weight of the world, yet,当我创造女人的时候,我决定把她造的很特别,篇四：英语演讲幽默开场白英语演讲幽默开场白作为一个演讲者，我从观众那只得到过两种抱怨：一种是我讲话声音太大了，他们无法入睡；第二种是我讲得时间太长了，他们无法一直清醒。

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幽默英语演讲稿(精选多篇)第一篇：幽默英语演讲稿loveyourmother爱你的母亲whyareyoucrying,ayoungboyaskedhismom?你为什么哭?一个小男孩问他的妈妈."becausei'mawoman,"shetoldhim.因为我是女人,她告诉他."idon'tunderstand,"hesaid.我不明白.他回答hismomjusthuggedhimandsaid,"andyouneverwill,butthat'so.k.".......妈妈拥抱了他说,"你永远也不会明白,但没关系..."laterthelittleboyaskedhisfather,"whydoesmomseemtocryfornoreason?".后来小男孩问他的父亲"妈妈为什么似乎在无缘无故的哭泣?""allwomencryfornoreason,"wasallhisdadcouldsay......"所有的女人都会常常没有原因地哭泣",这是他的父亲唯一可以解释的...thelittleboygrewupandbecameaman,stillwonderingwhywomencry.等到小男孩长大,成了男人的时候,他仍然奇怪妈妈为什么哭.finallyheputinacalltogodandwhengodgotbacktohim,heasked"go d,whydowomencrysoeasily?"最后他把这件事祷告给上帝,他问"上帝,为什么女人容易哭泣?"godanswered......上帝回答:"whenimadewoman,idecidedshehadtobespecial.imadehershouldersstrongenoughtocarrytheweightoftheworld,yet,madeherarmsgentleenoughtogivecomfort..."当我创造女人的时候,我决定把她造的很特别,我让她的双肩强壮的足以能够承担整个世界,但是,却让她的双臂温柔的足够去安慰他人...igavehertheinnerstrengthtoendurechildbirthandtherejectionthatmanytimeswillcomeevenfromherownchildren.我给她内在的力量去忍受生产的剧痛,也让她有勇气承受无数的伤害,甚至这些伤害有时会来自于自己的孩子...igaveherahardnessthatallowshertokeepgoingandtakecareofherfamilyandfriends,evenwheneveryoneelsegivesup,throughsicknessandfatiguewith outcomplaining....我给她顽强,让她能够不断地前进,并且照顾自己的家人和朋友,甚至当每个人都放弃的时候,她却能够坚强地在疾病和劳累之时毫无怨言...igaveherthesensitivitytoloveherchildrenunderanyandallcirc umstances.evenwhenherchildhashurtherbadly....shehastheveryspecialpowertomakeachild'sboo-boofeelbetterandtoquellateenager'sanxietiesandfears....我给她内心的敏感,让她在任何环境下都深爱着自己的孩子.甚至在他们深深伤害她的时候．．．她用那特别的力量，让年幼孩子的在受伤的时候感到安慰，也能够让年轻的子女消除紧张与恐惧．．．igaveherstrengthtocareforherhusband,despitefaultsandifashionedherfromhisribtoprotecthisheart....我给她力量关心她的丈夫，尽管他会犯错．我用男人的肋骨创造了女人，使女人可以保护男人的心脏．．．igaveherwisdomtoknowthatagoodhusbandneverhurtshiswife,but sometimestestsherstrengthsandherresolvetostandbesidehimunfalt eringly....我给她智慧，让她知道一个好丈夫永远不会伤害他的妻子，但有时候会试炼她坚定的永远跟随自己丈夫的能力与决心．forallofthishardwork,ialsogaveherateartoshed.itisherstousewheneverneededanditisheronlyweakness....whenyouseehercry,tellherhowmuchyouloveher,andallshedoesforeveryone,andeven thoughshemaystillcry,youwillhavemadeherheartfeelgood.因为这些种种的困难，我也同样赐她流下眼泪，这是当她在需要时可以使用的，这是她唯一的软弱之处．．．当你看到她哭泣的时候，告诉她你有多么地爱她，告诉她她为所有人所做的一切，即使这样她可能还是会哭泣，但你会使她的心里得到安慰．sheisspecial!pleasesendthistowomenyouknow,andthosewithmothers,sisters,andspecialwomenintheirlives.她是独特的！请把这个信息传递给你认识的女人，有母亲，姐妹和特别的女性在他们生命里的人．but,alsosendthistomensotheywillunderstandaboutwhatawonder fulthingawomanis.eachdayisamountainthatmustbeclimbed;withcourageeachstepge tseasier.但是，也把这个信息传递给男人，因此他们会明白女人是多么奇妙的被造物．每一天，生活中都会有必须爬的山，但是勇气会使每一步都更轻松．loveyourmotheralways永远爱你的母亲，andkeephersmiling并且使她微笑常在第二篇：新初中幽默英语演讲稿新初中幽默英语演讲稿loveyourmother爱你的母亲whyareyoucrying,ayoungboyaskedhismom?你为什么哭?一个小男孩问他的妈妈."becausei'mawoman,"shetoldhim.因为我是女人,她告诉他."idon'tunderstand,"hesaid.我不明白.他回答hismomjusthuggedhimandsaid,"andyouneverwill,butthat'so.k.".......妈妈拥抱了他说,"你永远也不会明白,但没关系..."laterthelittleboyaskedhisfather,"whydoesmomseemtocryfornoreason?".后来小男孩问他的父亲"妈妈为什么似乎在无缘无故的哭泣?""allwomencryfornoreason,"wasallhisdadcouldsay......"所有的女人都会常常没有原因地哭泣",这是他的父亲唯一可以解释的...thelittleboygrewupandbecameaman,stillwonderingwhywomencry.等到小男孩长大,成了男人的时候,他仍然奇怪妈妈为什么哭.finallyheputinacalltogodandwhengodgotbacktohim,heasked"go d,whydowomencrysoeasily?"最后他把这件事祷告给上帝,他问"上帝,为什么女人容易哭泣?"godanswered......上帝回答:"whenimadewoman,idecidedshehadtobespecial.imadehershouldersstrongenoughtocarrytheweightoftheworld,yet,madeherarmsgentleenoughtogivecomfort..."当我创造女人的时候,我决定把她造的很特别,第三篇：七年级五班英语幽默故事大赛演讲稿七年级五班英语幽默故事大赛演讲稿doyoulikestories?iwanttotellyouatruestory.ithappenedtoafriendofmineayearago.whilemyfriend,george,wasreadinginbed,twothievesclimbedint ohiskitchen.aftertheyhadenteredthehouse,theywentintothediningroom.itwasverydark,sotheyturnedonatorch.suddenly,theyheardavoicebeh indthem.‘what’sup?what’sup?’someonecalled.thethievesdroppedthetorchandranawayasquicklyastheycould.georgeheardthenoiseandcamedownstairsquickly.heturnedonthelight,buthecouldn’tseeanyone.thethieveshadalreadygone.butgeorge’sparrot,henry,wasstillthere.‘what’sup,george ?’hecalled.‘nothing,henry.’georgesaidandsmiled.‘gobacktosleep.’第四篇：幽默英语英语幽默对话buyyouadrink?（我可以为你买一杯饮料吗？）女:actuallyi'dratherhavethemoney.（不必，我我宁愿留下那些钱.) 经典对话二：男：canihaveyourname?（直译：我能有你的名字吗？）女：why?don'tyoualreadyhaveone?（为什么？你不是已经有一个了吗？）经典对话三：男：i'maphotographer.i'vebeenlookingforafacelikeyours.（我是摄影师。

英文三分钟搞笑演讲

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英文三分钟搞笑演讲篇一A helping handA man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put his head out the window to check. As he did so a glass eye fell into his hand.He looked up to see where it came from in time to see a young woman looking down."Is this yours?" he asked.She said, "Yes, could you bring it up?" and the man agreed.On arrival she was profuse in her thanks and offered the man a drink. As she was very attractive he agreed. Shortly afterwards she said, "I'm about to have dinner. There's plenty. Would you like to join me?"He readily accepted her offer and both enjoyed a lovely meal. As the evening was drawing to a close the lady said, "I've had a marvelous evening. Would you like to stay the night?"The man hesitated then said, "Do you act like this with every man you meet?""No," she replied, "Only those who catch my eye."英文三分钟搞笑演讲篇二Good morning teachers and fellow students. Today we would like to introduce a few favorite books to you.My favorite book is (Italian: Cuore). This is a diary written by an Italian boy Enrico. The diary is about his life and study. It included various touching stories that happened around Enrico,the mottos taught by his parents, as well as the wonderful ten "monthly" stories told by his teacher during the class. Every word in the chapter describes the word "love". From patriotism to friendship, and to the love between parents and child -- really touching.This novel taught me how to love, and how to learn from love.I really like this book very much. How about you? What is your favorite book?My favorite book is . Have you read it before?Oh, I haven t read this book before. What is it about?Well, it is a story of a rich girl who maintained her noble character after the bankruptcy of her father. The story is happy ending.Can you tell us why you love this book so much?Sure. It is because the story taught us to be brave and to face the challenges and difficulties with courage. I am deeply impressed by the strength and perseverance of the little princess in the story. I have decided to learn from her from now on.Oh I see, the story sounds very good. I cannot wait to read this book as well.英文三分钟搞笑演讲篇三Matt and his wife lived in the country. Matt was very stingy and hated spending money. One day a fair came to the nearby town."Let’s go to the fair, Matt," his wife said. "We haven’t been anywhere for a long time."Matt thought about this for a while. He knew he would have to spend money at the fair. At last he said, "All right, but I’m not going to spend much money. We’ll look at things, but we won’t buy anything. "They went to the fair and looked at all the things to buy. There were many things Matt’s wife wanted to buy, but he would not let her spend any money.Then, in a nearby field, they saw a small airplane."Fun flights!" the notice said, " $$ 10 for 10 minutes.Matt had never been in an airplane and he wanted to go on a fun flight. However, he didn’t want to have to pay for his wife, as well."I’ve only got $$ 10, " he told the pilot. "Can my wife come with me for free?" The pilot wasn’t selling many tickets, so he said, "I’ll make a bargain with you. If your wife doesn’t scream or shout, she can have a free flight."Matt agreed, and got into the small airplane with his wife.The pilot took off and made his airplane do all kinds of things. At one moment it was flying upside down.When the plane landed, the pilot said, "0. K. your wife didn’t make a sound. She can have her ride free.""Thank you," Matt said. "It wasn’t easy for her, you know, especially when she fell out."。

英语演讲稿1分钟幽默（范本）

英语演讲稿1分钟幽默‎英语演讲稿1分钟幽‎默此时此刻，我站在‎这里想象着观众都是裸‎体，真的起作用，我不‎再紧张了，但眼睛有‎些疲劳。

i use‎d to get n‎e rvous hen‎giving a ‎s peeh but ‎t hen i rea‎d that it ‎h elps to t‎h ink of th‎e entire a‎u diene as ‎b eing nake‎d. and so,‎at this v‎e r moment,‎i’m stand‎i ng up her‎e imaginin‎g ever one‎in this a‎u diene as ‎b eing nake‎d. and it ‎r eall orks‎. i no suf‎f er from n‎e rvousness‎. eestrain‎. es幽默注释：‎把观众想象成裸‎体，意思是我不怕你们‎，就不紧张了。

创新句‎子：大部分人‎站在讲台上都会有点儿‎紧张，我属于少部分人‎，我非常紧张。

我‎本人不自负——我简直‎不能告诉你们我是多么‎钦佩我这一点。

p‎e rsonall, ‎i have nev‎e r been on‎e ited --- ‎a nd i an’t‎tell ou h‎o muh i ad‎m ire mself‎for that.‎幽默句子：‎他因为自己不自负，所‎以变得非常骄傲。

创新‎句子：我一点‎儿都不自负，我希望别‎人也这么看我.我先用‎简单明了的英语演讲，‎以后我再翻译给律师听‎。

let me p‎u t this in‎t o plaine‎n glish. i’‎l l transla‎t e it for ‎t he laers ‎l ater. 幽默注‎释：律师总喜‎欢用复杂的语言，简单‎的话都听不懂了。

‎创新句子：我‎的讲话有三个版本，小‎学生版本，中学生版本‎，大学生版本，你是听‎小学一年纪版的，还‎是小学二年纪版的？如‎果你听过这个故事，请‎不要打断我，我就知道‎这一个故事。

幽默搞笑的英语演讲稿范文（通用6篇）

幽默搞笑的英语演讲稿幽默搞笑的英语演讲稿范文（通用6篇）演讲稿是一种实用性比较强的文稿，是为演讲准备的书面材料。

在现在的社会生活中，演讲稿对我们的作用越来越大，那么你有了解过演讲稿吗？以下是小编收集整理的幽默搞笑的.英语演讲稿范文（通用6篇），希望能够帮助到大家。

幽默搞笑的英语演讲稿1Dear teachers and schoolmates:I’m very happy to give a lecture in English here today. The title of speech is I Love English. As everyone knows,English is very important today.It has been used everywhere in the world.It has become the most common language on Internet and for international trade. If we can speak English well,we will have more chance to succeed.Because more and more people have taken notice of it,the number of the people who go to learn English has increased at a high speed. But for myself,I learn English not only because of its importance and its usefulness,but also because of my love for it.When I learn English, I can feel a different way of thinking which gives me more room to touch the world.When I read English novels,I can feel the pleasure from the book which is different from reading the translation.When I speak English, I can feel the confident from my words.When I write English,I can see the beauty which is not the same as our Chinese… I love English,it gives me a colorful dream.I hope I can travel around the world one day. With my good English, I can make friends with many people from different contries.I can see many places of great intrests.I dream that I can go to London,because it is the birth place of English. I also want to use my good English to introduce our great places to the English spoken people,I hopethat they can love our country like us.I know, Rome was not built in a day. I believe that after continuous hard study, one day I can speak English very well. If you want to be loved, you should learn to love and be lovable. So I believe as I love English everyday , it will love me too. I am sure that I will realize my dream one day! Thank you!幽默搞笑的英语演讲稿2Good morning/afternoon!First thing first, I gotta say,wow,its funny thing to be given a chance like that.Trurh be told,I really got a little bit nervous before I stand right here ,so called stage fright.If you look specifically on me .You may find my hands shaking,pretty assembles the guy who suffered from Pakinsons disease,and legs wobbling ,like I caught so-called ball leg. Okay,lets stop going around the bush and get back to my topic today.I really like to talk a funny story I have just heard.A lady called Lucy emigrated to United States several years ago.Her spoken English is not that fluent .And one day,she is just sitting on the couch with his U.S friends Mandy watching Sit-Com.A noise of bump had the attention of Mandy,which led her to go out of the house trying to figure out what had happened.Can you imagine that Mandy go straight out with merely a sweater.So Lucy shouted at her,"Lucy ,turn your clothes on." What suprised her most,beyond her wildest imagination, is that almost all the male in this country took their head out of the window.Admittedly,Lucy made a mistake here .The word spitted means Mandy is totally naked to the reason that male looked out of the window.The right sentence shall be,"put your clothing on."The story inspires you to take a careful look on the vast difference between eastern and western culture.Thats full of it,thank you for your time!幽默搞笑的英语演讲稿3Good evening ,Ladies and Gentlemen:Thank you very much for choosing to come in such a cold night.Today my topic is about choice and process.A research shows that a man has to make 73 choices one day.With so many choices one day, people easily get so confused and afraid of making wrong choice that they hesitate and finally miss the true part of life. In my opinion, the following part is of much more importance than the choice. There is no absolute right or wrong choice but wonderful or boring life, which the process makes the difference.Life is a box of chocolate,you never know what you will get. Forrest Gump made no decision by and for himself but he accomplished great success with his strong will in the process. The process is not the road itself but the attitudes and feelings ,the caution, courage and persistance we have as we encounter new experience and unexpected obstacles. Take myself as an example, I changed my major when I became a postgraduate. After the choice,days have been harsh for me.I cannot understand the new lessons at all. For they are closely related to mathmatics which I learned nothing about before. However wuth the belief that this is the great chance for me to experience new ideas and challenge myself,I persisted. I asked for help from every channel and reorgonized my life. Gradually I could understand some parts and even found maths interesting.Moreover, I learned to act instead of complaining. In retrospect,the choice left no trace in my mind but the happiness and bitterness of the past four months becomes an unforgetable experience in my life.No matter what the choice is, enjoy the process. In the process, your potential will be inspired and new discoveries,improvement and progress will come to you. These are the most beautiful sceneries and only on the way can you see it.These make your life colorful.There is no need and I donnot want to judge whether it right or wrong for me to be here,but I congratulate to myself for I gain and enjoy this fantastic experience. So my dear friends,never worry about your choice and enjoy the process. I am sure you will get something new and intersting tonight after you chose to come here.Thank you!幽默搞笑的英语演讲稿4Mary was an English girl, but she lived in Rome. She was six years old. Last year her mother said to her, “You’re six years old now, Mary, and you’re going to begin going to a school here. You’re going to like it very much, because it’s a nice school.”“Is it an English school” Mary asked.” Yes, it is,” her mother said. Mary went to the school, and enjoyed her lessons. Her mother always took her to school in the morning and brought her home in the afternoon. Last Monday her mother went to the school at 4 o’clock, and Mary ran out of her class. “We’ve got a new girl in our class today, Mummy,” she said. “She’s six years old too, and she’s very nice, but she isn’t English. She’s German.” “Does she speak English” Mary’s mother asked.” No, but she laughs in English,” Mary said happily.幽默搞笑的英语演讲稿5Ladies and Gentlemen , Good afternoon! I68m very glad tostand here and give you a short speech. today my topic is “youth”. I hope you will like it , and found the importance in your youth so that more cherish it.First I want to ask you some questions: 1、Do you know what is youth? 2、 How do you master your youth?YouthYouth is not a time of life, it is a state of mind it is not rosy cheeks , red lips and supple knees, it is a matter of the emotions : it is the freshness it is the freshness of the deep springs of life .Youth means a temperamental predominance of courage over timidity of the appetite , for adventure over the love of ease. This often exists in a man of 60 more than a boy of 20 . Nobody grows old merely by a number of years . We grow old by deserting our ideals.Years wrinkle the skin , but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul . Worry , fear , self –distrust bows the heart and turns the spirit back to dust .Whether 60 of 16 , there is in every human being 67s heart the lure of wonders, the unfailing childlike appetite of what68s next and the joy of the game of living . In the center of your heart and my heart there68s a wireless station : so long as it receives messages of beauty , hope ,cheer, courage and power from men and from the infinite, so long as you are young .When the aerials are down , and your spirit is covered with snows of cynicism and the ice of pessimism, then you are grown old ,even at 20 , but as long as your aerials are up ,to catch waves of optimism , there is hope you may die young at 80.That68s all ! Thank you!幽默搞笑的英语演讲稿6Earn english not only because of its importance and itsusefulness,but also because of my love for it.when i learn english, i can feel a different way of thinking which gives me more room to touch the world.when i read english novels,i can feel the pleasure from the book which is different from reading the translation.when i speak english, i can feel the confident from my words.when i write english,i can see the beauty which is not the same as our chinese...I love english,it gives me a colorful dream.i hope i can travel around the world one day. with my good english, i can make friends with many people from different contries.i can see many places of great intrests.i dream that i can go to london,because it is the birth place of english.I also want to use my good english to introduce our great places to the english spoken people,i hope that they can love our country like us.I know, rome was not built in a day. i believe that after continuous hard study, one day i can speak english very well. if you want to be loved, you should learn to love and be lovable. so i believe as i love english everyday , it will love me too.I am sure that i will realize my dream one day!Thank you!。

三分钟幽默英语演讲稿

三分钟幽默英语演讲稿篇一：三分钟幽默英语演讲稿新初中幽默英语演讲稿love your mother爱你的母亲why are you crying, a young boy asked his mom你为什么哭一个小男孩问他的妈妈. because im a woman, she told him. 因为我是女人,她告诉他.i dont understand, he said.我不明白.他回答his mom just hugged him and said, and you never will, but thats ....... 妈妈拥抱了他说,你永远也不会明白,但没关系ter the little boy asked his father, why does mom seem to cry for no reason.后来小男孩问他的父亲妈妈为什么似乎在无缘无故的哭泣 all women cry for no reason, was all his dad could say...... 所有的女人都会常常没有原因地哭泣,这是他的父亲唯一可以解释的... the little boy grew up and became a man,still wondering why women cry. 等到小男孩长大,成了男人的时候, 他仍然奇怪妈妈为什么哭.finally he put in a call to god and when god got back to him, he asked god, why do women cry so easily最后他把这件事祷告给上帝,他问上帝,为什么女人容易哭泣 god answered......上帝回答:when i made woman,i decided she had to be special. i made her shouldersstrong enough to carrythe weight of the world, yet, 当我创造女人的时候,我决定把她造的很特别,篇二：3-5分钟英语演讲稿(30篇) 最好英语演讲稿汇总3——5分钟英语演讲稿汇总（30篇）六、周怡雪，19岁，上海i believe in our futurehonorable judges, fellow students:good afternoon!recently, ther is a heated debate in our society. the college students are thebeneficiaries of a rare privilege, who receive exceptional education atextraordinary places. but will we be able to face the challenge and support ourselves against all odds will we be able to better the lives of others will webe able to accept the responsibility of building the future of our country the cynics say we care for nothing other than grades; and we neglect the need for character cultivation. but again, the cynicsare wrong. we care deeply for eachother, we cherish freedom, we treasure justice, and we seek truth. last week,thousands of my fellow students had their blood type tested in order to make acontribution for the children who suffer from blood college students, we are adolescents at the critical turning point in our lives.we all face a fundamental choice: cynicism or faith, each will profoundly impact ourfuture, or even the future of our country. i believe in all my fellow classmates.though we are still inexperienced and even a little bit childish. i believe that wehave the courage and faith to meet any challenge and take on our responsibilities.we are preparing to assume new responsibilities and tasks, and to use the educationwe have received to make our world a better place.i believe in our future.我对未来充满信心尊敬的评委，各位同学：下午好！最近，社会上有一场很激烈的争论。

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关于英语笑话对话演讲稿笑话是日常生活中常见的一种幽默。

与一般日常会话不同,笑话刻意违反合作原则,由此衍生出会话含意,并利用会话含意之间的冲突实现其预定功能。

小编精心收集了关于英语笑话对话演讲稿，供大家欣赏学习!关于英语笑话对话演讲稿篇1Henry was from the United States and he had come to London for a holiday.亨利是个美国人，他到伦敦来度假。

One day he was not feeling well, so he went to the clerk at the desk of his hotel and said,"I want to see doctor. Can you give me the name of a good one?"有一天他感到身体不舒服，于是走到旅馆服务台对服务员说:“我想看病，你能给我推荐一位好医生吗?”The clerk looked in a book and then said , "Dr. Kenneth Grey , 61010."服务员查阅了一下本子，然后说:“肯尼思·格雷医生，61010。

"Henry said，"Thank yon very much. Is he expensive?"亨利说:“非常感谢，他收费贵吗?”"Well, "the clerk answered, "he always charges his patients two pounds for their first visit to him, and one pound and 50 pennies for later visits."“喔，”服务员回答说:“他对初诊患者收费两英镑，复诊收费一点五英镑。

英语演讲小故事3篇

英语演讲小故事3篇英语演讲小故事篇(1):英语演讲稿 A funny story（一个搞笑的故事）Hello everyone! My name is Monica. I’m studying at Guangzhou Huamei International School. I like reading very much. I’ve read a lot of books until now. Today I’m going to tell you a story: It’s about a handsome boy named Larry who likes helping people.One day, he saw a plastic bag in the lobby of his block. It was full of dog food.“Whose bag is this” Larry thought. ”Mrs Lee has dog, perhapsit’s hers”.Larry took the bag upstairs to Mrs Lee’s flat. He asked Mrs Lee if the bag was her s. She said no. So he went to Mr and Mrs Wong’s flat. He asked them about the bag. Mr and Mrs Wong said it wasn’ttheir’s. So asked three more families, but he still couldn’t find the owner of the bag.Finally he went back to the lobby, and he saw Mrs Kong and her son, Joe standing there.“That funny” Mrs Kong said to Joe. ”The bag was too heavy so I left it here and went upstairs to call you. Where is it now”“Is this bag yours, Mrs Kong ” said Larry .“Thank you. That’s very kind of you .” said Mrs Kong.“Let’s carry it together.” Said Joe. And he found the owner of the bag in the end.Larry was tired that evening. He told his mother about the bag.“Well done! You’re very helpful, Larry. But sometimes you’re too helpful!”That’s all! Thank you for your listening.英语演讲小故事篇(2):小学生写事作文600字一次难忘的演讲暑假第一天，妈妈就带着我听了一场李阳老师的演讲，这也是我听过的一次最难忘的演讲。

初中幽默英语演讲稿

初中幽默英语演讲稿初中幽默英语演讲稿一：初中幽默英语演讲稿One of the most popular hobbies among people is reading books. More and more people spend their spare time in reading the books the are interested in.There are so man books in the orld that it is impossible for an one to read all of them, even if he spends his holelife in reading. Before e start reading, e should find out hether it is valuable for us to read.Reading good books is one of the greatest pleasures in life. It an enrih our knoledge. It makes us learn lots of things e did not previousl kno. We an be **re of hat had happened in the past as ell as hat is happening in thepresent time. The more books e read, the more knoledge e get. No matter ho muh eduation e reeive or ho muh expensive e have, e an not bee a full man unless e keep reading.Reading bad books ill lead ou to a rong a and prevents ou from progressing. It’s orse than reading nothing. So e knoho important it is to read good books.book an be read at random time if ou have leisure, and there never be a time limitation. Also, ou an read a book to ahieve a more reall histor. Through a book, ou an muniate ithits author ithout other’s transmission. All these rarel an be easil ahieved b a television.Furthermore, book is a treasure that has developed enturies. As e kno hen ritten language appeared, human beings beame use it to reord their lives, and this ation leaves us a lot of histori preious mineral. We an absorb intelligene and isdom, and e an also be taught lessons. I love book from m heart, form book I kno ho to muniate ith others, and I learn m homeland is the plae I love best, and also I kno m parents are the ver individuals ho I love through m life. What about the television? Television, sometimes, sho violene, sex, drugs beond our hoie.初中幽默英语演讲稿二：初中幽默英语演讲稿（2674字）Love Your Mother爱你的母亲Wh are ou ring, a oung bo asked his Mom?你为什么哭?一个小男孩问他的妈妈."Beause I'm a oman," she told him.因为我是女人,她告诉他."I don't understand," he said.我不明白.他回答His Mom just hugged him and said,"And ou never ill, but that's O.K."上帝回答:"When I made oman,I deided she had to be speial.I made her shouldersstrong enough to arrthe eight of the orld, et,made her arms gentle enough to give fort.我给她顽强,让她能够不断地前进,并且照顾自己的家人和朋友,甚至当每个人都放弃的时候,她却能够坚强地在疾病和劳累之时毫无怨言她用那特别的力量，让年幼孩子的在受伤的时候感到安慰，也能够让年轻的子女消除紧张与恐惧.我给她智慧，让她知道一个好丈夫永远不会伤害他的妻子，但有时候会试炼她坚定的永远跟随自己丈夫的能力与决心.For all of this hard ork,I also gave her a tear to shed.It is hers to usehenever needed andit is her onl eakness....When ou see her r,tell her ho muh ou love her, and all she does for everone, and even thoughshe ma still r, ou ill have made her heart feel good.因为这些种种的困难，我也同样赐她流下眼泪，这是当她在需要时可以使用的，这是她唯一的软弱之处...当你看到她哭泣的时候，告诉她你有多么地爱她，告诉她她为所有人所做的一切，即使这样她可能还是会哭泣，但你会使她的心里得到安慰.She is speial!Please send this to omen ou kno, and those ith mothers, sisters, and speial omen in their lives.她是独特的!请把这个信息传递给你认识的女人，有母亲，姐妹和特别的女性在他们生命里的人.But, also send this to men so the ill understand about hat a onderful thing a oman is.Eah da is a mountain that must be limbed; ith ourage eah step gets easier.但是，也把这个信息传递给男人，因此他们会明白女人是多么奇妙的被造物.每一天，生活中都会有必须爬的山，但是勇气会使每一步都更轻松.Love our Mother Alas永远爱你的母亲，and keep her Smiling并且使她微笑常在初中幽默英语演讲稿三：初中幽默英语演讲稿（1235字）Matt and his ife lived in the ountr. Matt as ver sting and hated spending mone. One da a fair ame to the nearb ton."Let’s go to the fair, Matt," his ife said. "We haven’t been anhere for a long time."Matt thought about this for a hile. He kne he ould have to spend mone at the fair. At last he said, "All right, but I’m not going to spend muh mone. We’ll look at things, but e on’t bu anthing. "The ent to the fair and looked at all the things to bu. There ere man things Matt’s ife anted to bu, but he ould not let her spend an mone.Then, in a nearb field, the sa a small airplane."Fun flights!" the notie said, " $$ 10 for 10 minutes.Matt had never been in an airplane and he anted to go on a fun flight. Hoever, he didn’t ant to have to pa for his ife, as ell."I’ve onl got $$ 10, " he told the pilot. "Can m ife e ith me for free?" The pilot asn’t selli ng man tikets, so he said, "I’ll make a bargain ith ou. If our ife doesn’t sream or shout, she an have a free flight."Matt agreed, and got into the small airplane ith his ife.The pilot took off and made his airplane do all kinds of things. At one moment it as fling upside don.When the plane landed, the pilot said, "0. K. our ife didn’t make a sound. She an have her ride free.""Thank ou," Matt said. "It asn’t eas for her, ou kno, espeiall hen she fell out."。

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[幽默的英语演讲稿3分钟]关于幽默的英语演讲稿【--搞笑祝福语】关于幽默的英语演讲稿幽默英语演讲稿一：幽默英语演讲稿范文good morning teachers and fellow students. today we would like to introduce a few favorite books to you.my favorite book is (italian: cuore). this is a diary written by an italian boy enrico. the diary is about his life and study. it included various touching stories that happened around enrico, the mottos taught by his parents, as well as the wonderful ten "monthly" stories told by his teacher during the class. every word in the chapter describes the word "love". from patriotism to friendship, and to the love between parents and child -- really touching.this novel taught me how to love, and how to learn from love. ireally like this book very much. how about you? what is your favorite book?my favorite book is . have you read it before?oh, i haven t read this book before. what is it about?well, it is a story of a rich girl who maintained her noble character after the bankruptcy of her father. the story is happy ending.can you tell us why you love this book so much?sure. it is because the story taught us to be brave and to face the challenges and difficulties with courage. i am deeply impressed by the strength and perseverance of the little princess in the story.i have decided to learn from her from now on.oh i see, the story sounds very good. i cannot wait to read this book as well.幽默英语演讲稿二：初中幽默英语演讲稿（1235字）matt and his wife lived in the country. matt was very stingy and hated spending money. one day a fair came to the nearby town."let’s go to the fair, matt," his wife said. "we haven’t been anywhere for a long time."matt thought about this for a while. he knew he would have to spend money at the fair. at last he said, "all right, but i’m not going to spend much money. we’ll look at things, but we won’t buy anything. "they went to the fair and looked at all the things to buy. there were many things matt’s wife wanted to buy, but he would not let her spend any money.then, in a nearby field, they saw a small airplane."fun flights!" the notice said, " $$ 10 for 10 minutes.matt had never been in an airplane and he wanted to go on a fun flight. however, he didn’t want to have to pay for his wife, as well."i’ve only got $$ 10, " he told the pilot. "can my wife come with me for free?" the pilot wasn’t selling many tickets, so he said, "i’ll make a bargain with you. if your wife doesn’t scream or shout, she can have a free flight."matt agreed, and got into the small airplane with his wife.the pilot took off and made his airplane do all kinds of things. at one moment it was flying upside down.when the plane landed, the pilot said, "0. k. your wife didn’t make a sound. she can have her ride free.""thank you," matt said. "it wasn’t easy for her, you know, especially when she fell out."幽默英语演讲稿三：幽默英语演讲稿（754字）a helping handa man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put his head out the window to check. as he did so a glasseye fell into his hand.he looked up to see where it came from in time to see a young woman looking down."is this yours?" he asked.she said, "yes, could you bring it up?" and the man agreed.on arrival she was profuse in her thanks and offered the man a drink. as she was very attractive he agreed. shortly afterwards she said, "i"m about to have dinner. there"s plenty. would you like to join me?"he readily accepted her offer and both enjoyed a lovely meal. as the evening was drawing to a close the lady said, "i"ve had a marvelous evening. would you like to stay the night?"the man hesitated then said, "do you act like this with every man you meet?""no," she replied, "only those who catch my eye."关于幽默的英语演讲稿[篇2]love your mother爱你的母亲why are you crying, a young boy asked his mom? 你为什么哭?一个小男孩问他的妈妈. because i"m a woman, she told him.因为我是女人,她告诉他.i don"t understand, he said.我不明白.他回答his mom just hugged him and said,and you never will, but that"s ........妈妈拥抱了他说,你永远也不会明白,但没关系...later the little boy asked his father,why does mom seem to cry for no reason?.后来小男孩问他的父亲妈妈为什么似乎在无缘无故的哭泣?all women cry for no reason, was all his dad could say......所有的女人都会常常没有原因地哭泣,这是他的父亲唯一可以解释的...the little boy grew up and became a man,still wondering why women cry.等到小男孩长大,成了男人的时候,他仍然奇怪妈妈为什么哭.finally he put in a call to god and when god got back to him, he asked god, why do women cry so easily?最后他把这件事祷告给上帝,他问上帝,为什么女人容易哭泣?god answered......上帝回答:when i made woman,i decided she had to be special.i made her shouldersstrong enough to carrythe weight of the world, yet,made her arms gentle enough to give comfort...当我创造女人的时候,我决定把她造的很特别,我让她的双肩强壮的足以能够承担整个世界,但是, 却让她的双臂温柔的足够去安慰他人...i gave her the inner strengthto endure childbirthand the rejectionthat many times will comeeven from her own children.我给她内在的力量去忍受生产的剧痛,也让她有勇气承受无数的伤害,甚至这些伤害有时会来自于自己的孩子...i gave her a hardnessthat allows herto keep going and take careof her family and friends,even when everyone else gives up, through sickness and fatigue withoutcomplaining....我给她顽强,让她能够不#url#断地前进,并且照顾自己的家人和朋友,甚至当每个人都放弃的时候,她却能够坚强地在疾病和劳累之时毫无怨言...i gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances. even when her child has hurt her badly....she has the very special power to make a child"s boo-boo feel better and to quell a teenager"s anxieties and fears....我给她内心的敏感,让她在任何环境下都深爱着自己的孩子.甚至在他们深深伤害她的时候...她用那特别的力量，让年幼孩子的在受伤的时候感到安慰，也能够让年轻的子女消除紧张与恐惧...i gave her strength to care for her husband, despite faultsand i fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart....我给她力量关心她的丈夫，尽管他会犯错.我用男人的肋骨创造了女人，使女人可以保护男人的心脏...i gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts hiswife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly....我给她智慧，让她知道一个好丈夫永远不会伤害他的妻子，但有时候会试炼她坚定的永远跟随自己丈夫的能力与决心.for all of this hard work,i also gave her a tear to shed.it is hers to usewhenever needed andit is her only weakness....when you see her cry,tell her how much you love her, and all she does for everyone, and even thoughshe may still cry, you will have made her heart feel good.因为这些种种的困难，我也同样赐她流下眼泪，这是当她在需要时可以使用的，这是她唯一的软弱之处...当你看到她哭泣的时候，告诉她你有多么地爱她，告诉她她为所有人所做的一切，即使这样她可能还是会哭泣，但你会使她的心里得到安慰.she is special!please send this to women you know, and those with mothers,sisters, and special women in their lives.她是独特的!请把这个信息传递给你认识的女人，有母亲，姐妹和特别的女性在他们生命里的人.but, also send this to men so they will understand about what a wonderful thing a woman is.each da。

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英语演讲稿开始白幽默台词〔精选10篇〕英语演讲稿开始白幽默台词〔精选10篇〕英语演讲稿开始白幽默台词篇1Some people suffer from stage fright. I don’t. The stage doesn’t bother me at all. It’s the audience that scares the hell out of me!...英语演讲稿开始白幽默台词篇2A TV picture starts with a TV camera. Some TV cameras are big and some are small. The cameras in TV studios are big. Camera operators roll the big cameras around on wheels. There are usually several big cameras in a TV studio. Cameras used outside a TV studio are smaller. TV camera crews take the smaller cameras to news and sports events.All TV cameras need electricity to work. A camera operator points the camera at a scene. The camera picks up light from the scene. It changes this light into an electric signal called the video signal. Amicrophone changes the sound of people talking or music playing into an electric signal called the audio signal.英语演讲稿开始白幽默台词篇3People always ask me why I wear a big red ten gallon hat (or some other very noticeable article of clothing) and I tell them. It has to do with taking a positive but practical view of life. For instance, I know that no matter what happens, the good Lord is watching over us. Then again, there are now sixbillion of us, so I want to make darn sure He can pick me out of the crowd...英语演讲稿开始白幽默台词篇4My respected rades, I think when my name Marx Gorky is mentioned here, some measuring modifiers such as “great” “noble” “tall” will be added to it. If we always overemphasize and boast a certain person, we will neglect the achievements others made and the importance of others existing. I wonder if you have ever thought of that. Please believe me. I'm nottalking high language on purpose nor am I making myself up. Considering some important reasons, I have to speak so. Say, there are great difference between our ages, but we share the same mother─children ofall literature of Soviet Union.Judging the value and the authors' achievements is up to the readers. And menting on a piece of works of literature is up to the critic.英语演讲稿开始白幽默台词篇5My presentation will help solve a problem that has puzzled people for years...I am going to be talking about a product that could double your profit margins...Over the next ten minutes you are going to hear about something that will change the way your panies operate...英语演讲稿开始白幽默台词篇6Thank you for giving me the opportunity to tell you about...The subject of my presentation is...Today we are here to talk about... Before we start, I'd like you meet my team members...英语演讲稿开始白幽默台词篇7Good morning/afternoon/evening, ladies and gentleman, Thank you for being on time / making the effort to e today. Let me introduce myself first. My name is...I am pleased to be able to wele you to our pany... / May I take this opportunity of thanking you for ing. I'm...英语演讲稿开始白幽默台词篇8英语演讲稿开始白幽默台词篇9Suppose you are in a dark cave alone now. Maybeyou can not find any hope, you are trembling and frightened. What will you do? What will you say? Will you give up? (……) No we should not give up. Weshould try our best to find hope. So today, I am honored to stand here to share my opinion with you---- Let’s say NO to Give UP.英语演讲稿开始白幽默台词篇10My name is XX, and we are pleased to be able to discuss the pursuit of excellence, dedication youth, this topic, I am going to talk about today is“willing to sacrifice, the fire ignited youth.”Youth is our most beautiful season of life, she is breeding in early spring of life, demonstrating a warm summer, with autumn's master real hidden, which makes clear the hope of winter, full of poetic passion and not a lack of hard work, fashion, romantic and full of the hard struggle. When a person's youth integrateinto an era, a career, so youth will not go away, and this will certainly cause in the years of experiencein the reflection of bright light.。

美式幽默,英语演讲稿

美式幽默,英语演讲稿篇一：演讲中的美式幽默演讲中的美式幽默美国人爱幽默，特别是大庭广众之中，演讲者丢包袱、甩噱头，营造出一种轻松欢快、与听众互动的氛围，已经是现代美国文化的一种常态。

马克-吐温的幽默细胞，已俨然浸入到美国文化的血液中。

市长的幽默崔永元先生介绍了波斯顿市长在与中国市长同僚们会面时演说的幽默，波斯顿市长说道，他绝对没有中国市长们那么威风，他在波斯顿当市长，更多的时候感觉自己就象个“墓地看守”，“看起来人挺多”但——“没有一个听我的”。

呵呵。

那是当然的啰，在美国是个人主义得道，强调天赋人权，人人平等。

不象中国，千年来儒家的“君臣父子长幼有序”，人的尊严完全奠立于手中握有权力的大小。

当了官，尤其当了个“高官”，周围多半会有一批马屁精们围绕。

马屁精们放弃自己的尊严，整天把领导的官衔挂在嘴上，使得我们领导的感觉不要太好哦！看看山东作协里的“作家”——在四川汶川地震时为追思被埋葬在废墟下的学生写的诗——对领导的吹捧和赞美到了不知人间羞耻的地步！没看现在国内，大家千军万马争当“公务员”——其中必有不少人恐怕为的就是想要出人头地，期待身边有人来给他溜须拍马嘛！可在美国，是不流行拍马屁的哎！牧师的幽默去过美国教会听礼拜的大凡都有体会，美国牧师大多讲道时比较幽默，气氛活跃；不象国内牧师那样常常板起脸教训人，把讲道搞得枯燥无味。

有一次去教会参加美国朋友的一个婚礼，主持婚礼的牧师认真地向这对新人祝福，愿他俩“Making love everyday!”这句话，直白点的翻译便是：做爱每一天！当然也可以有柔和点的翻译：恩爱每一天！完全木有过去在国内婚礼上主持人对新人的励志话语：共同携手——抓革命、促生产、为国家多做贡献（其实也只让生一个），，，哈哈！葬礼上的幽默美国人演讲的幽默甚至连葬礼也不放过。

我在美国通过电视直播观看了苹果公司创建人乔布斯去世后的葬礼现场，苹果公司的一位高管，在葬礼上发表激情演说，他谈到乔布斯一向追求细节的完美，不能容忍任何的细节疏忽。

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幽默又有意义的英语发言稿篇一:幽默的英语演讲稿英语演讲幽默开场白作为一个演讲者,我从观众那只得到过两种抱怨:一种是我讲话声音太大了,他们无法入睡;第二种是我讲得时间太长了,他们无法一直清醒。

作为一个讲演者,他的演讲总拿来和林肯的哥得堡演讲[一个著名的演讲]相比较。

当他演讲结束时,也有悲伤、眼泪和悲痛——特别是计划委员会。

幽默注释:演讲者讲得太糟糕了,组织者哭得很伤心。

演讲结束时,宴会主人感谢你从繁忙的日程中抽出时间来——你泰然自若,优雅地点头微笑着,心里非常清楚你日历上唯一的事情就是就早餐后喝点咖啡poise is when youfinish your speech and the toastmaster thanks you for taking time out of your busyschedule to be a part of their program --- and you nod and smile graciously knowingfull well that the only thing on your calendar is a little coffee from breakfast.幽默注释:一些老干部退休后没什么事干,有人请他参加一些活动,他还假装很忙,好象推开了很多事才赶去似的。

过去我演讲时常常会比较紧张,但那时我看到一条信息说如果你想象所有的观众都是裸体会有所帮助。

此时此刻,我站在这里想象着观众都是裸体,真的起作用,我不再紧张了,但眼睛有些疲劳。

i used to get nervous when giving a speech but then i read that it helps to thinkof the entire audience as being naked. and so, at this very moment, i’m standingup here imagining every one in this audience as being naked. and it really works.i no suffer from nervousness. eyestrain. yes幽默注释:把观众想象成裸体,意思是我不怕你们,就不紧张了。

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英语演讲稿幽默3分钟下面是小编为大家整理的英语演讲稿幽默3分钟，仅供大家进行参考。

范文【一】Someone said “we are reading the first verse of the first chapter of a book, whose pages are infinite”. I don’t know who wrote these words, but I’ve always liked them as a reminder that the future can be anything we want it to be. We are all in the position of the farmers. If we plant a good seed ,we reap a good harvest. If we plant nothing at all, we harvest nothing at all.We are young. “How to spend the youth?” It is a meaningful question. To answer it, first I have to ask “what do you understand by the word youth?” Youth is not a time of life, it’s a state of mind. It’s not a matter of rosy cheeks, red lips or supple knees. It’s the matter of the will. It’s the freshness of the deep spring of life.A poet said “To see a world in a grain of sand, and a heaven in a wild flower, hold infinity in the palm of your hand, and eternity in an hour. Several days ago, I had a chance to listen to a lecture. I learnt a lot there. I’d like to share it withall of you. Let’s show our right palms. We can see threelines that show how our love.career and life is. I have a short line of life. What about yours? I wondered whether we could see our future in this way. Well, let’s make a fist. Where is our future? Where is our love, career, and life? Tell me.Yeah, it is in our hands. It is held in ourselves.We all want the future to be better than the past. But the future can go better itself. Don’t cry because it is over, smile because it happened. From the past, we’ve learnt that the life is tough, but we are tougher. We’ve learnt that we can’t choose how we feel, but we can choose what about it. Failure doesn’t mean you don’t have it, it does mean you should do it in a different way. Failure doesn’t mean you should give up, it does mean you must try harder.As what I said at the beginning, “we are reading the first verse of the first chapter of a book, whose pages are infinite”. The past has gone. Nothing we do will change it. But the future is in frront of us. Believe that what we give to the world, the world will give to us. And from today on, let’s be the owners of ourselves, and speak out “We are the world, we are the future.”翻译：有人说“我们正在读一本书的第一章的第一节,页数无限的”。