《武林外传》最经典爆笑语录(英语版)
翻译腔经典语录搞笑
翻译腔经典语录搞笑
1. 原文，"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get."
翻译腔搞笑版，人生就像一盒巧克力，你永远不知道你会得到什么，就像买彩票一样，中奖不中奖全凭运气。
2. 原文，"I'll be back."
翻译腔搞笑版，我会回来的，就像忘记带手机出门一样，一定会再回家拿的。
3. 原文，"May the Force be with you."
翻译腔搞笑版，愿原力与你同在，就像是有人给你加了个外挂一样，无敌啊！
4. 原文，"To be or not to be, that is the question."
翻译腔搞笑版，要么做，要么不做，这就是个问题，就像是
要不要吃那块蛋糕一样，纠结啊！
5. 原文，"Keep calm and carry on."
翻译腔搞笑版，保持冷静，继续前行，就像是踩到狗屎了也要笑眯眯地走下去一样，面对困难要乐观啊！
这些是一些简单的例子，翻译腔搞笑语录的关键是通过夸张、夸大和幽默的方式来呈现原文的意思。
希望这些例子能给你带来一些乐趣！。
《武林外传》的经典语录_《武林外传》的经典语录_经典台词
精心整理《武林外传》的经典语录_《武林外传》的经典语录_经典台词武林外传语录1.人在江湖飘，谁能不挨刀?白驼山壮骨粉，内用外服均有奇效。
挨了刀涂一包，还想再挨第二刀，闪了腰吃一包，活到二百不显老。
白驼山壮骨粉，青春的粉，友2.3.4.5.6.(7.美丽不打折姐姐叫美丽，妹妹叫打折8.啊，我那炽热的肱二头肌啊~~~!9.老板娘对李大嘴绝食疑惑ING:平时不饿你都吃,现在两天不吃都不饿?10.秀才：小郭，最近怎么样?有什么困难就说，没有困难制造困难也要说~!~!11.小郭：我不会唱歌阿。
老白：没事，崔大哥不在，可以假唱~~~12.佟湘玉：如果一个人让你感激你会愿意把命交给他，如果一个人让你感动你会愿意把自己给他。
13.张寡妇决定请大家去她家吃豆腐22.我看好你哟~23.迷信迷信，就是先迷后信，把你忽悠迷糊了，你也就不得不信了24.里面的人听着，交出臭豆腐蛋，释放人质25.你去没去过天下2第泉。
我听人说起过2次。
在第泉旁边有个2清观。
在那个道观里，有个2道士。
他们喜欢在第2泉旁边拉2胡，曲子就叫2泉映月26.我吃的盐比你吃的饭都多那是你口重我过的桥比你走的路都多那是我不乐意动27.小贝：我是掌门!不会死35.无双：一般一般港姐第三诶~你的打扮真喜欢芙蓉：很丑很丑亚姐第九全凭一张灵巧的手芙蓉：你的美由内而外活血养颜冰清玉洁惹人怜无双：你的美由骨到皮感天动地此情可待成追忆芙蓉：还你美无双：还你美你全家都美芙蓉：你气质好啊无双：你身材好啊芙蓉：你皮肤好啊无双：你发质好啊盗圣(白)：那不收拾能行吗?人家要跟踪脚印追呢?盗神：东西到手了，你玩几天还给人家送回去?盗圣：不送回去能行么?你丢东西不着急啊!39.吕秀才:古往今来，谁的轻功最高?姬无病:曹操(说曹操曹操就到)吕秀才:谁的马步扎得最稳?姬无病:刘备的儿子(扶不起的刘阿斗，这叫千斤坠)吕秀才:谁的暗器最狠?姬无病:诸葛亮(诸葛亮挥泪斩马谡，别人摘叶飞花，他飞的是泪花)吕秀才:谁的内功最强?姬无病:诸葛亮(孔明弹琴退仲达，无敌超声波)吕秀才:谁这么无聊?姬无病:张飞(张飞吃秤砣，铁了心了。
武林外传经典语录搞笑视频(武林外传经典语录吕秀才)
武林外传经典语录搞笑视频(武林外传经典语录吕秀才)武林外传的二十分钟的搞笑经典台词。
有郭芙蓉，佟湘玉，李大嘴，吕秀才，莫小贝，白展堂的台词。
佟湘玉：:"我错了，我真的错了,我从一开始就不应该嫁到这来.我不嫁到这来我的夫君也不会死,我夫君不死我也不会沦落到这样的地步"郭芙蓉：1.排山倒海~~!2.我看好你哟~~~~3.小心我排你啊~4.你枉费了我对你的一片情谊...片情谊...片情谊...片情谊...情谊...情谊...情谊5.世界如此美妙,我却如此暴躁,这样不好,不好6.看什么看,没见过美女啊7.再累再苦,只当自己是二百五；再难再险,只当自己是二皮脸~~~~~与君共勉~!8.确定一定以及肯定9.侯哥~~10.有事说事没事走人11.劈~~劈~~,A型B型O型AB型!!12看到你这个呆样子,我就想野蛮~~~~13.我好你也好,大家好才是真的好~!14.我是郭芙蓉,我不会武功,我来自江湖,我与众不同15.以前头发有黄有开岔~~自从用了李大嘴磨的香油16拜托again,要装情圣,去高丽整个容先.17.如果我猜得没错的话,这就是传说中的--一.刀.两.断！李大嘴：到了山顶才发现，错误的路和正确的路就差那么几步。
2.“你们说我是那么爱钱的人么？”“你就是！”“我羞”“知道羞就好”“羞并快乐着。
”3.李大嘴他娘：我吃的盐比你吃的米还多呢！李大嘴：那是你口重！李大嘴他娘：我过的桥比你走的路还多呢！吕秀才：老天爷，你是不是高度近视弱视加散光，还是青光老花白内障，你咋就不做个视网膜修复手术呢2.天生我才必有有用，千金难买爷高兴~~3.秀才自我推销：“多读书，读好书。
这本武林外传记载着江湖儿女千百年来的恩怨情仇，荡气回肠，精彩纷呈，读来令人茶饭不思，一病不起。
本书尚未出版，如有意向合作者，请来我处面谈恳谈以及促膝长夜不眠之长谈。
”4.秀才：子~~曾经曰过....众人：呸！！5.秀才指着榴莲：“子曾经曰过...这就是...（论述）...根雕...(又一顿论述）...代表仁者无敌~~！”6.路慢慢其休远兮~吾将上下东西南北中发白，所到之处，无不披靡而求索佟湘玉：:"我错了，我真的错了,我从一开始就不应该嫁到这来.我不嫁到这来我的夫君也不会死,我夫君不死我也不会沦落到这样的地步"郭芙蓉：1.排山倒海~~!2.我看好你哟~~~~3.小心我排你啊~4.你枉费了我对你的一片情谊...片情谊...片情谊...片情谊...情谊...情谊...情谊5.世界如此美妙,我却如此暴躁,这样不好,不好6.看什么看,没见过美女啊7.再累再苦,只当自己是二百五；再难再险,只当自己是二皮脸~~~~~与君共勉~!8.确定一定以及肯定9.侯哥~~10.有事说事没事走人11.劈~~劈~~,A型B型O型AB型!!12看到你这个呆样子,我就想野蛮~~~~13.我好你也好,大家好才是真的好~!14.我是郭芙蓉,我不会武功,我来自江湖,我与众不同15.以前头发有黄有开岔~~自从用了李大嘴磨的香油16拜托again,要装情圣,去高丽整个容先.17.如果我猜得没错的话,这就是传说中的--一.刀.两.断！李大嘴：到了山顶才发现，错误的路和正确的路就差那么几步。
武林外传中的经典电影台词
武林外传中的经典电影台词武林外传中的经典电影台词1.不要杀我，我还有获奖感言！2.佟湘玉：陌生人不是人？陌生的鸡不是鸭，陌生的狗也是犬！3.你粘上毛，比鸡还贼，比猴还精。
4.佟湘玉：我肯做个问心无愧的死鬼，也不做一个夜半怕鬼敲门的活人。
5.白展堂：瞅你脸化的，跟个年画似的。
6.姬无力：怎样才能既满足我这颗杀戮的`心又不产生内疚感呢？7.郭芙蓉:我们这些江湖人士，每天岁月和阳光不断侵袭我们的皮乎（肤），一不留神就脑（老）了。
8.白展堂：这些家产有我一半。
佟湘玉：离婚了才有你一半呢。
9.祝无双：你有权保持沉默，但你说的一切都将成为你的呈堂供词。
你有权请律师，如果你请不起，衙门可以给你派发一个。
10.郭芙蓉：掌柜的，你是个财迷，你知道这世界上什么东西最值钱。
11.你不说我杯具了你！12.把我都给气笑了。
13.白展堂深夜出门，被燕小六询问原因时说：这不晚上出来打酱油了嘛。
14.装死你还装上瘾了。
15.祝无双：他们的死法有些蹊跷。
小六：怎么蹊跷？无双：不知道，就听狄仁杰老这么说。
16.老白：你光顾着算账了，忘了光顾我了。
17.死去还是活着，那是你的问题。
18.他还装得挺像。
演艺学校有教，得把脸憋红了，冒点青筋。
19.你又做啥妖呢？20.双啊，你不能再这么二乎了，这样你不知道在黑暗的单身生活中还要摸索多久呢？21.哭泣吧gucci吧！22.郭芙蓉为抢房子插队，被众人鄙视，大家伸出拇指和食指来，齐声对她说：BS!吕秀才安慰郭芙蓉说：放心，BS不是SB。
23.子曰，靠在我肩上！24.郭芙蓉：咱孩子取名叫吕郭吧？吕秀才：那为什么不叫饭桶呢？25.我还没摆好pose呢！26.人生就像茶叶，终究浸入杯具！27.房地产奸商裴志诚的小妾决心赴死前问裴志诚：如果有来生，你愿不愿意做我的小三?28.夹死just do it ！。
武林外传英文版_初中作文
武林外传英文版
本文是关于初中作文的武林外传英文版，感谢您的阅读！
中文翻译：“好”郭芙蓉说，“你必须将你的脑袋清干净。
”李大嘴说：“好！我连脑浆子都清楚来了！”吕秀才说：“等等，把脑浆子清出来那不就成白痴了么！”然后吕秀才和郭芙蓉说：“金子还是银子？”李大嘴说：“金子！”然后他们说：“瓜子还是核桃？”李大嘴说：“核桃！”然后他们说：“鸡肋还是鸡腿？”李大嘴说：“鸡腿！”然后他们说：“无双还是蕙兰？”李大嘴说：“无双！”然后吕秀才和郭芙蓉说：“噢~~~~哈哈！~~”
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《武林外传》经典语录
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1、额滴神啊!2、我上面有人!3、小雷，回放!4、掌窗也不行!5、关门，放小郭。
6、金小姐贵姓啊?7、他那是吃了吐。
8、梅斯布都占全咧!9、美得很，美得很。
10、又不是饿咬死的!11、子阿快带我走吧。
12、非常及其以及渺茫。
13、我不做盗圣好多年。
14、无情无耻无理取闹。
15、店规店规，扣钱扣钱。
16、非常极其特别的好啦!17、李大嘴：那是您口重!18、你用嗓子走路啊，快去。
19、羞……羞，并快乐着。
20、鼓励时说：我看好你嘞。
21、光说喜欢，不要说贼……22、李大嘴：那是我懒得动!23、送你四个字：洗洗睡吧。
24、一般，一般，港姐第三!25、这就是一个捕头的心声。
26、极其热烈接近疯狂的鼓掌。
27、江湖永远比你们想象的深。
28、看见你的呆样我就想野蛮。
29、谈判的时候要讲普通话……30、要扁某人就说：排山倒海。
31、一见钟情，一见那个钟情。
32、本判官有点渴了要去趟厕所。
33、打岔就说：今晚太阳多好啊。
34、耳光随便打，银子一定要给。
35、亲娘咧，搞不好影响仕途喂!36、我好悔没在她的鸡汤里下毒!37、贤惠，闲在家里什么都不会。
38、要是道歉有用还要捕头干吗?39、真正的友情是要用真心去换的。
40、“威胁”时说：小心我排你哦。
41、帮我照顾我师兄老婆的小姑子!42、还没结帐呢……别跑别跑啊……43、魔镜魔镜告诉我他们到底要什么。
44、你无情，你无耻，你无理取闹!45、我不管我的特级五彩琉璃瓦碎了。
46、想某人动弹不得就“葵花点”。
47、掌拒的。
你敢跟我玩双重标准!48、这是我的家当，不是你的秀才。
49、帮我照顾好七舅姥爷家三外甥女。
50、别拉拉扯扯的跟你不熟跟你不熟。
武林外传英文剧本增加版(1)
My own swordsman——SOMA剧团秀才姬无命小贝小郭小六无双掌柜（佟湘玉）老白（白展堂）旁白：This is a part of the TV series My own swordsman , namely “武林外传”in Chinese. In this part, Ji Wuming, an offender who was sent to prison from Tongfu Hotel, escaped from the Prison, and returned to the Tongfu Hotel to revenge! However, he has lost most of his memory; in other words, he forgets almost everything that once happened in the hotel. Frightened, the people in the hotel decide to run away, and our story begins!Act One旁白：Ji Wuming, an evil bloody robber, was arrested by chance, thanks for those who live the Tongfu hotel, and has sadly lost his memory.小六：Everybody, bad news...无双：Ji Wuming, the king of thieves, has been witnessed in our town!小六：(Cough)无双：Sorry, sir!小六：Ji Wuming is extremely dangerous...无双：He is one of the most bloody baddies in our country. He can kill an innocent child without mercy. And he has defeated two officers from the capital city!小六：(Cough)无双：Sorry, sir!小六：If anyone find the clue of Ji Wuming, inform us immediately. Clear?姬：You’re talking about me? I seem to be very famous. Money or your life? Make a choice.小六：Take care of my grandpa the seventh!（众人四散奔逃)姬：Don’t you try to escape!小贝：Sister, help! (Scared and drop down the sugared haws)(Ji steps on the bunch of sugared haws and fell down)无双：Sunflower hand acu (acupuncture)!小贝：No, my sugared haws! You must compensate for my sugared haws! Compensate!小郭：（With a rolling pin(擀面杖) in the hand）Here you are, punish him however you want!小贝：Sugared haws! You just cannot understand what they mean to a woman!(Xiao Liu wraps Ji with the rope)无双：Sunflower hand acu (acupuncture)!(Ji struggles, yet failed, and was struck heavily by Xiao Bei, thus he has laost his memory ever since)姬：Who are you? Why you seize me? Set me free! I’m... I’m... Who am I?小郭：Quiet! Row mountain pour sea!(Ji fainted)(Everyone cheers up)Act Two旁白：Xiucai hosts a knowledge competition, yet his rich knoeledge seem useless when facing the return of Ji Wuming.秀才：Welcome to see the knowledge Competition held by the Tongfu hotel. Now on stage are me, Dr Lv, and contestant No. 1, Mo Xiaobei. Question 1,who wrote the poet “Chun Jiang Hua Yue Ye”? A, Zhang Ruoxu; B, Li Bai; C, Du Fu; D, Zhang Bozhi.(音乐”当当”)老白：（whisper to 秀才）Who’s Zhang Bozhi?秀才：(whisper) Nobody, I made it up.小贝：I... I want to turn to the audience.秀才：OK, my dear audience, who do you think is the right answer? Please scream out the choice!(众人七嘴八舌，最终敲定D项)小贝：I trust most people’s opinion, I choose D!秀才：Are you sure?小郭：Decided, fixed and confirmed!秀才：Oh god, I can’t believe it. Have ever read “资治通鉴”?(众人摇头)秀才：And “One million questions”, and “Three thousand questions of Lanmao and Taoqi”?(众人再次摇头)秀才：(轻蔑地笑)A bunch of shallow fellows!掌柜：Yeah, we’re so shallow, so stupid that we cannot even succeed in the Keju Exam.掌柜：Xiao Bei, go to my room and finish your homework. There’s no point of wasting your time here.(掌柜、小贝下)小郭：And you, our smart Dr Lv, why can’t you ever succeed in becoming a Juren?秀才：I study for fun! Sage said that “Kowledge is power.”掌柜：Which sage?秀才：Bacon…(无双、小六上)小六：Everybody, bad news!无双：Ji Wuming has escaped from prison！(众人围住无双，丢下秀才)白：Impossible! He is held in the prison under the authority of the Ministry of punishments!小六：A terrible earthquake just hit the capital city, and the prison was damaged. A lot of criminals ran away, including Ji Wuming!白：But why is only Ji Wuming wanted?小六：Most escaped criminals have been caught...无双：Yet only Ji Wuming is at large!小六：It’s probable that he has returned for revenge...秀才：Hi, guys! Let me expand on the remark “Kowledge is power”. I’m not finished yet.小郭：What the hell are you talking about? Can your knowledge help fight Ji Wuming?秀才：Well, to some degree yes!小郭：Anyway, show off to us.(握关节) Come on show your power! Come on! 秀才：You, you’re ignorant! Ignorant!(小郭追秀才下，众人慌忙下)Act Three旁白：Bai Zhantang and Tong Xiangyu are busy preparing for escape. However, Lv Xiucai just want to show everyone the reason why knowledge is power.白（急）：Pack your essentials, and we should run away immediately!掌柜：Why? Are you okay, Zhantang?白：Ji has escaped from prison!小贝：Alas! It’s no more terrible than I thought. If he dares to come, I will strike him with a stick, just as before.白：And I will just wait for collecting your body. No one knows how violent he is. If there was no exception for him, we would not have the slightest chance of talking alive here today.掌柜（面露紧张）：Then what shall we do, now?白：We can do nothing but run away as soon as possible.掌柜(转向贝)：Xiao Bei, it’s not time for studying now, go informing Xiucai and Xiaoguo. Hurry!（秀才进）贝：Here Xiucai is ,gotta inform Xiaoguo!秀才：Well, I come to make you know why I say knowledge is power!掌柜（摔掉手中的书）:Don’t you see we are busy? Translate it to Xiaoguo!秀才：No. She will hit me.白：（放下手中东西，指着秀才）If you don’t go, I will hit you秀才：It is better to say something than do for a gentleman.掌柜：（把秀才向门外推）I’m not gentleman! Get out.秀才：Alas... Is it so difficult to accept the truth?掌柜：（收拾手中的手饰）Ok, say it!秀才：Well…掌柜：Say!秀才：Let’s start from the relationship between the universe and the human being.白：Excellent! Wonderful! Take the pillow or not?秀才：But, what are you doing?掌柜：We’re ignorant. Continue. Where is my mirror?秀才：But you…掌柜:We are stupid! Okay? Get out, I beg you. Well, where is Dazui?白：He goes to rent a trio.掌柜：All packed and ready to go?（楼下传来打斗声，碗碟破碎声，老白，掌柜的出）Act Four旁白：Xiucai defeats Ji Wuming, with his wisdom and机智, thus improving ”Knowledge is power”.白：Sunflower hand acu (acupuncture)!(被打退)姬：Who are you? Why do you attack me?小贝：Then when shall we go? My god! Ji Wuming!姬：（姬拉过小贝）Do you know me? Tell me who I am! Who make me so unhappy!无双：Leave it to me! Sunflower hand acu( acupuncture)! (被打退)姬：Young lady, you’re just a green hand!(小贝咬姬无命，姬欲扇其耳光)掌柜：Stop! She’s your daughter, your flesh and blood!姬：What?掌柜：Yes! She’s our child, honey…（呼天抢地状）During the days when you’re absent, Xiao Bei and I could hardly make it!姬：Really? I had a family? Oh my dear...掌柜：No! I...I don’t love you anymore. I decide to leave you.姬：What? Why?掌柜：You’ve been so tough to me! It’s you who should get out!姬：Ok, I will leave you and take our daughter with me.掌柜：No! I have betrayed you, Lao Bai and I gave birth to Xiao Bei!白：What? y ou shouldn’t tell this kind of lies!掌柜:I have no choice!姬：Whose daughter the hell she is？（秀才上）掌柜：Yours...no...（指秀才）his! We had her secretly and I don’t love you any more!姬：What? His daughter? You beast!秀才：Wait! Sage said that “Force cannot settle any problem!”众人：Said who?秀才：Dr LV-QING-HOU!姬(angry)：Nonsense. I won’t show mercy to you.小郭：(comes out)the row mountain pour sea,(pushed back by Ji’s arm elbow system) Alas!.姬: Next time recruit, there is no need to speak out! Taking a life. （对秀才）Your life!秀才：Wait! Of course you can kill me, but before I die, please tell me it’s who that kills me.姬：Crap! Me, of course!秀才：Who is “me”?姬：How can I know who you are !秀才(smile)：Well ,there comes the question.姬：What on earth do you mean?秀才：Let’s begin with the relationship between the universe and human beings. Take yourself for example, there must be a question bothering you since the day you were born, isn’t it?姬：Which question?秀才：Who am I?姬：I’ve already known.秀才：Really? No, you don’t actually know. Who are you? Are you Ji Wuming? No, it is only a name, a code name. You can be called Ji Wuming, me too, and so can they. But when we take off the code name, who are you?姬：I…I don’t know... And I don’t need to know!秀才：Alright, then answer me another question---who am I?姬：This question has been asked just now.秀才：No, what I asked you just now is me, and this time, is myself!姬：There’s no difference ever.秀才：For instance, when I take the use of code name “me” to make a dialogue, your code name is “me” too. Dose not it mean that you are me and I am you?姬：This…This question doesn’t make any sense ever!秀才：Ok, let’s talk about something meaningful. Where do I come from? Where will I end? Why am I in the world? What is the significance of my coming into the world? Does the world choose me or I choose the world or?姬(angry)：Enough!秀才：Is there any certain relationship between the universe and me? Is there an edge for the universe? Dose time have an end? Where did the past time disappear? Where will the future stop? Is what I’m asking now is what you have just heard?姬(angry)：I kill you!秀才(with louder voice)：Who kills me, and who is killed by me!姬(silent for a long time)：I...kill myself?秀才：Congratulations! You are right! Then do it!（Ji Wuming hit himself on his head with deadly kung fu grip, his body falls onto the floor. ）秀才：He wouldn’t get up again, wo uld he?白：（摸其呼吸）Never!小郭：Who can explain the case?秀才(smile)：Knowledge is power! （众人赞叹的表情，Applause ）Thank you for seeing see the Knowledge Competition held by the Tongfu hotel. See you next time at the weekly Knowledge Competition!（音乐响起，集体舞，全剧终）。
英语武林外传
Please remember, gambling is like a drug,just one hit and the addiction starts. So stop before you begin.
• 请记住，赌博就像毒品，只要tly 。。
• Let's take a look at spoken English from a PhD student at Oxford University.
让我们来欣赏一段来自牛津大学博士生的英语口语
you're welcome!
Gamble is dangerous ！
It is just like a social evil
它就像一个社会恶魔。
（一沃）
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There are many people who like him that give ever ythin g to gambling and get nothing back .
《my own swordsman》
武 林
刘金铭
外
传
NEXT
让我们 introduce 一下
主要的 character
主 要 人 物 简 介
喻 恩 泰 饰 吕 秀 才
姜 超 饰 李 大 嘴
范 明 饰 邢 捕 头
再 Next,
• we can watch some clips from the <my owns wordsman> • and tr y to reflect on questions
• 接下来我们可以 看看 武林外传里的一些片段
• 试着去思考一些问题
武林外传_英文短剧
lv: Wait a moment! The sage has said, force can't solve any problem.zhong: Which sage?lv: Sage Lv.ji: Which way do you want to die from? I'll help you to achieveyour aim. Next time you don't need to shout before you start(出招,不会). Give me your life!lv: Wait a moment. You may kill me, but we must put across it first. Who killed me on earth?ji: Nonsense, it's me.lv: Who...am...I?ji: How could I know who are you?lv(with smile): Question has come.ji(puzzled): What do you mean?lv: This question, we must relate from the relationship betweenthe universe and our human being. There is a problem harassing you all the time......ji: What does it mean?lv: Who...am...I?ji: Well, I have known it.lv: Oh, no, you don't know. Do you know who are you? Are youJi wuming? No, this is only a name, a code name. You can call me Ji wuming, I can also named Ji wuming, they can, too. Take offthis code name. Who are you now?ji: I don;t know and I don't want to know, either.lv: Well, OK, now, you may answer me another question. Who am I? ji: This question you have already asked me a moment ago.lv: No. WHat I asked just now is (本我) you, and what I amasking now is yourself.ji: Is there any difference between them?lv: For example, while I use this code name talking with you,your code name is also "I", What does it imply? Is itimplied "you" are "I", and "I" am "you"?ji: This question is of no significance.lv: Well, now I'll ask you some questions of significance. Doesthe universe have an end? Does time has length? Where did the time past disappear? And where will the time in the future stop?Is this question what I'm asking you at the moment the question you mentioned a moment ago?ji: I'll kill you!!!lv(shouting): WHo killed me? And who I killed?ji: Is that I killed myself?lv: Right! Come on!(ji killed himself)lv: Will he come to life?bai: Perhaps not.guo: What is the version?lv: KNOWLEDGE IS POWER这个是网上找的，时间紧也没细看，杰妹你自己看看有没有语法错误吧。
武林外传经典语录
武林外传经典语录1. 这第一句自然要让给偶们粉迷人的老板娘佟湘玉：饿滴神啊，真是灭有料到陕西话那么勾男人心，尤其是老板娘嘴里说来，南无阿弥陀佛，阿弥陀佛。
以下排名不分先后。
2. 小白对展红绫：跳舞我不行，打架你不行3. 厨子小李5大杀手他都敢骂“美丽不打折”姐妹花在楼上小李：@#$%&*妹妹“打折”说：姐，他骂你小李：@#$%&* @#$%&*打折：姐，他还骂你姐姐“美丽”：好小子，有种上来!小李：泥有种下来，@#$%&* @#$%&* @#$%&*打折：姐，他居然还骂你……进入笑话贴图查看更多精彩爆笑4.扈十娘变-态版扬州小调：郎君啊......你是不是饿得慌呀，饿得慌就给十娘讲;十娘给你做面儿汤，十娘给你做面儿汤。
扈十娘深情对小白：偶唱的好不好小白作痛苦状：好扈十娘大喜：那偶再唱一各小白开始吐血……华丽的老板娘变-态平方版你是不是饿得慌呀，饿得慌就给湘玉讲;湘玉给你做溜肥肠，湘玉给你做溜肥肠。
还是老板娘有钱，吃的都好5.刑捕头：“快来看啊，盗圣要吃人了”6.刑捕头叫“放下臭豆腐!释放人质!举手投降!这是你们唯一的机会……”7.白展堂说：有福同享，有难同当，那就叫同福客栈吧李大嘴问：那为啥不叫同难呢?#￥%……8. 衡山掌门莫小宝的劣迹小姬：“听说拿了帮里的钱盖房子……”小白：“腐-败啦!”9. 李大嘴对惠兰说：“你好我也好，大家好才是真的好~”10. 郭芙蓉说：“原来我和你一样，头发枯黄分叉，自从用了李大嘴磨的黑芝麻油以后……”11. 十娘：梅斯布--梅兰芳斯坦尼布莱西特。
-- 间离效果--戏曲程式化--体验派---加上天赋小贝：张飞，岳飞，王菲进入笑话贴图查看更多精彩爆笑12. 邢捕头：“街东的宋寡妇请大家吃豆腐了～是小葱拌豆腐啦!13.小姬跟小白说,他们俩盗神和盗圣联手,要一年保本,两年盈利,三年融资上市,就是上闹市去偷去.到时候光天化日之下众所周知为所欲为也没人敢管,然后他很陶醉地问小白,这该是什么境界啊.小白答曰:天上人间.小白:什么是上市小姬:上闹市14. 邢捕头：不是面汤，不是面汤是鳝丝面，是鳝丝面。
武林外传搞笑语录英汉对照
各回各家，各找各妈Go back home, and find your mom.老虎不发威，你当我是HELLO KITTYTiger doesn't get angry, you think it's HELLO KITTY额服了you,额尊敬you,额的内心崇拜youI admire you, I respect you, I really adore you.我看好你哟~I really think you're nice~~~~饿错了,呃真滴错咧，饿从一开始就错列~当初饿就不该嫁过来,如果不嫁过来饿的夫君就不会死,饿的夫君不会死,饿就不会沦落到这么一个伤心的地方I'm wrong, I'm really wrong, I'm wrong from the beginning. I shouldn't married here, if I didn't marry here my husband will never die. If my husband didn't die, I'll never in this heartrending place now.姓嘛？叫嘛？打哪来？往哪去？家里几口人？人均几亩地？地里几头牛？说说说。
What's you name? What's you first name? Where are you from? Where are you going? How many people are there in you house? How many units of cropland per person has? How many cattles in the cropland? Answer! Answerit!额滴神啊！Oh my god!(OMG)亲娘哎！Oh my mom!排山倒海Remove Mountains葵花点穴手Sunflower point points hand (注明：第一个point是点到、指到的意思、第二个 points 是穴位的意思)子曾经曰过A sage said that... 或者是 Confucius said that...放着我来Wait! I'll do it!嫂子~~~~~~~~~Elder brother's wife~~~~~~~~~~帮我照顾好我七舅姥爷和他的三外甥女Help me to take care of my seventh uncle and his third niece我祝你们白头偕老，断子绝孙I bless you that live to old age in conjugal bliss and die withoutsons世界如此美妙我却如此暴躁这样不好，不好The wrold is that sweetness, but I'm this testiness, it's not good,not good放心！这事全包我身上了Take it easy, I'll do all the things确定一定以及肯定I confirm, ensure and make certain that否决否认以及否定I deny, disaffirm and disavow that嘘！嘘！嘘！低调！低调！都低调！Sh! Sh! Shhh! Be low-pitched, be low-pitched. All be low-pitched 我最后一次警告你啊请使用人类的语言和我交谈This is the last warning! Please speak humans language to me!你杂这样子嘛!什么时候睡觉不好,非得晚上睡啊Why did you do this? How come you must sleep in the night?我上头有人There have people above me你无情无耻无理取闹You are unkind, cheeky and out of all reason我的神啊上帝啊以及老天爷啊Oh my god, lord and providence!我就象一只爬在玻璃上苍蝇，前途一片光明，就是找不到出路I'm like the fly which is climbing on the glass, the sunshine is in front of me, but i just cannot find out the outlet一山不能容二虎,除非一公和一母There won't have two tigers inone place, unless they're male andfemale。
武林外传名言经典语录
武林外传名言经典语录1. “世界如此美妙，我却如此暴躁！这样不好，不好！”——郭芙蓉。
例子：哎呀，有时候我遇到一点小事就发火，这时候我就会想起郭芙蓉这句话，反问自己为啥不能心平气和呢，世界这么美妙呀，我咋就不能像她一样意识到暴躁不好呢！2. “子曾经曰过。
”——吕秀才。
例子：每次我想引经据典的时候，就会模仿吕秀才来一句“子曾经曰过”，然后大家就会笑起来，这多有意思呀！3. “额错咧，额一开始就错咧，额从一开始就不应该嫁过来，如果额不嫁过来，额滴夫君就不会死，如果额滴夫君不死，额也不会沦落到这么一个伤心的地方……”——佟湘玉。
例子：当我后悔做了某件事的时候，就会像佟掌柜这样碎碎念，哎呀，我咋就这么倒霉呢，咋就一步步错到现在了呢！4. “排山倒海！”——郭芙蓉。
例子：和朋友开玩笑打闹的时候，我会大喊一声“排山倒海”，然后做出那个动作，就好像自己也成了郭芙蓉一样，多带劲啊！5. “照顾好我七舅姥爷！”——燕小六。
例子：遇到困难的时候，我就会喊“照顾好我七舅姥爷”，感觉这样能给自己壮壮胆呢，就像燕小六那么勇敢！6. “放着我来！”——祝无双。
例子：看到别人做事我着急的时候，就会脱口而出“放着我来”，好像我就是那个能干的祝无双一样。
7. “我的神呀！”——佟湘玉。
例子：遇到特别惊讶的事，我会学着佟掌柜说“我的神呀”，那表情那语气，可好玩了。
8. “葵花点穴手！”——白展堂。
例子：和小伙伴玩闹时，我会突然使出“葵花点穴手”，假装把对方定住，多有趣呀，就像白展堂一样。
9. “额滴神呀！”——佟湘玉。
例子：当我看到特别棒的东西或者事情时，我就会喊“额滴神呀”，来表达我的惊喜之情，跟佟掌柜一样。
10. “确定一定以及肯定。
”——邢捕头。
例子：当我非常确定一件事的时候，我就会说“确定一定以及肯定”，感觉这样说特别有底气，就像邢捕头那么自信呢！我觉得《武林外传》的这些名言经典语录真的太经典了，给我们带来了好多欢乐和回忆啊！。
英语话剧《武林外传》剧本台词
武林外传。
This is a part from <my own wulin>,in Chinese called<武林外传>.in this part,姬,who is a offenders, escaped form the prison, and return to the Tongfu hotel to revenge . However he can not remember who he is, in other words, he forgets everything that once happened in the hotel. Being frightened, the people in the hotel decide to run away. And our story begins.白(急)：pick up things that are necessary, and we should run away as possible as we can!掌柜：why? Are you ok? Zhan tang?白：ji escape from the prison!大嘴：ai, it is not as bad as you thought, if he dares to come, I will put him into the prison again without your help.白：then I just need to wait for your body, nobody knows how strong he is. If there is not an exception for him, we would not have the chance to speak here today!掌柜（慌张）：then what we should do now?白：we can do nothing except run away as soon as possible.掌柜（转向小贝）：xiaobei, there is no point in study, now you inform xiucai and xiaoguo. Hurry!秀才进。
2024年搞笑的中式英语句子
05．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!
有事起奏，无事退朝
06．you me you me
彼此彼此
07．You Give Me Stop!
11．American Chinese not enough
美中不足
12．one car come one car go,two car pengpeng,people die
车祸现场描述
13．heart flower angry open
心花怒放
14．go past no mistake past
2.不三不四——No three no four.
3.马马虎虎——horse horse tiger tiger.
4.走着瞧！——Go and look.
5.你真有两把刷子！——You really have two brusheቤተ መጻሕፍቲ ባይዱ.
搞笑的中式英语句子4
1.u ask me,i ask who?你问我，我问谁？
2.if you no three no four,i will give you color see see.如果你不三不四，我就给你点颜色看看。
3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you.你不鸟我，我也不鸟你。
4．know is know noknow is noknow.知之为知之，不知为不知。
3.If you want money,I have none; If you want life,I have one.要钱没有，要命一条。
武林外传经典台词对白爱情电影英文独白
武林外传经典台词对白爱情电影英文独白
《武林外传》的故事围绕着一个在虚拟的明代(约在万历年间)的关中地区小镇七侠镇中同福客栈里的女掌柜佟湘玉和她的几个伙计展开。
这群年轻人在同一屋檐下演绎了一幕幕经典的搞笑场面，在欢笑与眼泪中陪伴观众们一起渐渐成长。
本剧抨击了宣扬暴力的武侠文化和对当时社会现象进行模仿、讽刺与批判。
武林外传经典台词
1.世界如此美妙，我却如此暴躁!这样不好，不好!
2.俄最开始就不该嫁到这里来~
俄不来俄地夫君就不会死~
俄地夫君不死俄就不会沦落到这个伤心的地方~
3.关门放小郭
4.华山很近的出门左拐打个驴的就到了
5.你是没长脑袋,还是脑袋长了霉!!
6.照顾好我七舅老爷。
7.帮我照顾好七舅姥爷家三外甥女
8.你这个月饼在月饼界的确是独一无二,可是在馒头界可是遍地都是啊~~!
9.看见你的呆样我就想野蛮
10.两个月前我和你一样。
两个月后你和我一样。
11.葵花点穴手
葵花解穴手
12.你确定一定以及肯定吗?
我确定一定以及肯定。
13.亲娘咧,搞不好影响仕途喂!
14.我不做盗圣好多年
15.你撕鹅滴心，你撕鹅滴肝，你撕鹅生命的四分姿三。
武林外传英语版话剧
剧情秀才和小贝坐在桌子的两端，其余人坐在一旁观看秀才：Are you ready?小贝：Yes!秀才：Ok! Now please give me the right choice of the singer of “Shuang jiegun” ------ 1. Zhoujielun , 2.WangFei, 3.LiuHuan, 4.Caiguoqing.展堂（上前低声）：Who is Cai guoqing ?秀才：Answers are not enough,so I pick up one literally.展堂：Oh...I see....秀才：（对小贝）What is your choice?小贝：en....the last one?Caiguoqing秀才:Are you sure ?小贝脸带询问向观众席。
郭（快速站起，语气坚定）：I confirm, ensure andmake certain of that.秀才：I deny, disaffirm and disavow that.郭(激动)：You unkind, shameless and unreasonable!秀才（嘲笑）：what a foolish...郭（冷笑）：That's it!That's it!Who can be more knowledgeable than you ?佟（同郭）：So much knowledge does not give you a bachelor degree~~秀才十分难堪，又不知道怎么反驳展堂：alright，alright，let us have our own works done.小贝向秀才做了个鬼脸，跑下。
其余人也开始起身，此时，姬无命破门而入，众人被惊吓。
展堂（惊呼）：Little chicken!（急忙掩口，随众人躲闪）姬（紧盯白）：Who are you?who am I?you know me?展堂：no，no，no.I do not know you,I don't know you at all.众人随他一起摇头姬：you don't know me?So why do you call me little chicken?展堂（语塞迟疑）：well...well...It's my bad habit,I like giving people nicknames.众人附和佟：Right,right,he gives all of us nicknames.展堂（手指众人）：Little fish,little cat,little mouse。
英语笑话-武林外传搞笑语录中英对照
英语笑话武林外传搞笑语录中英对照各回各家，各找各妈。
Go back home, and find your mom.老虎不发威，你当我是HELLO KITTY。
Tiger doesn’t get angry, you think it’s HELLO KITTY.额服了you,额尊敬you,额的内心崇拜you。
I admire you, I respect you, I really adore you.我看好你哟~I really think you’re nice~饿错了,呃真滴错咧，饿从一开始就错列~当初饿就不该嫁过来,如果不嫁过来饿的夫君就不会死,饿的夫君不会死,饿就不会沦落到这么一个伤心的地方I’m wrong, I’m really wrong, I’m wrong from the beginning. I shouldn’t married here, if I didn’t marry here my husband will never die. If my husband didn’t die, I’ll never in this heartrending place now.姓嘛？叫嘛？打哪来？往哪去？家里几口人？人均几亩地？地里几头牛？说说说……What’s you name What’s you first name Where are you from Where are you going How many people are there in you house How many units of cropland per person has How many cattles in the cropland Answer! Answer it!额滴神啊！Oh my god!(OMG)亲娘哎！Oh my mom!排山倒海Remove Mountains葵花点穴手Sunflower point points hand (注明：第一个point是点到、指到的意思、第二个 points 是穴位的意思)子曾经曰过……A sage said that... 或者是 Confucius said that...放着我来！Wait! I’ll do it!嫂子~帮我照顾好我七舅姥爷和他的三外甥女。
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I confirm, ensure and make certain that
否决否认以及否定
I deny, disaffirm and disavow that
嘘！嘘！嘘！低调！低调！都低调！
Sh! Sh! Shhh! Be low-pitched, be low-pitched. All be low-pitched
世界如此美妙 我却如此暴躁 这样不好，不好
The wrold is that sweetness, but I’m this testiness, it’s not good, not good
放心！这事全包我身上了
Take it easy, I’ll do all the things
Help me to take care of my seventh uncle and his third niece
我祝你们白头偕老，断子绝孙
I bless you that live to old age in conjugal bliss and die without sons
I’m wrong, I’m really wrong, I’m wrong from the beginning. I shouldn’t married here, if I didn’t marry here my husband will never die. If my husband didn’t die, I’ll never in this heartrending place now。
各回各家，各找各妈
Go back home, and find your mom。
老虎不发威，你当我是HELLO KITTY
Tiger doesn’t get angry, you think it’s HELLO KITTY
额服了you,额尊敬you,额的内心崇拜you
I admire you, I respect you, I really adore you。
我看好你哟~
I really think you’re nice~~~~
饿错了，呃真滴错咧，饿从一开始就错列~当初饿就不该嫁过来，如果不嫁过来饿的夫君就不会死，饿的夫君不会死，饿 就不会沦落到这么一个伤心的地方
子曾经曰过
A sage said that... 或者是 Confucius said that...
放着我来
Wait! I’ll do it!
嫂子~~~
Elder brother’s wife~~~、
帮我照顾好我七舅姥爷和他的三外甥女
我最后一次警告你啊 请使用人类的语言和我交谈
This is the last warning! Please speak humans language to me!
你杂这样子嘛！什么时候睡觉不好，非得晚上睡啊
Why did you do this? How come you must sleep in the night?
额滴神啊！
Oh my god!(OMG)
亲娘哎！
Oh my mom!手
Sunflower point points hand (注明：第一个point是 点到、指到 的意思、第二个 points 是穴位的意思)
我上头有人
There have people above me
你无情无耻无理取闹
You are unkind, cheeky and out of all reason
我的神啊上帝啊以及老天爷啊
Oh my god, lord and providence!
姓嘛？叫嘛？打哪来？往哪去？家里几口人？人均几亩地？地里几头牛？说说说。。。
What’s you name? What’s you first name? Where are you from? Where are you going? How many people are there in you house? How many units of cropland per person has? How many cattles in the cropland? Answer! Answer it!
一山不能容二虎，除非一公和一母
There won’t have two tigers inone place, unless they’re male and female
我就象一只爬在玻璃上苍蝇，前途一片光明，就是找不到出路
I’m like the fly which is climbing on the glass, the sunshine is in front of me, but i just cannot find out the outlet