英语戏剧·有趣英语小短剧完整版

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英语三人短剧--搞笑

顾客: 小心, 你的大拇指在我汤里了服务员: 别担心, 先生, 不是很烫！A : Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!B: Don't worry Sir it's not that hot!一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。

“你疯了吗？”顾客喊到，“你的手在我的牛排上！”“什么？”服务员说，“你想让它再掉地上？”A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.A:Are you crazy?( yelled the customer ),with your hand on my steak? (What answers the waiter) You want it to fall on the floor again?服务员：茶或咖啡？先生。

第一个顾客：我要茶第二个顾客：我也是茶——杯子要干净的！服务员：两杯茶，哪个要干净的杯子？B:(Waiter:) Tea or coffee gentlemen?A:I'll have tea.C:(2nd customer:) Me too - and be sure the glass is clean!(Waiter exits returns)B:(Waiter:) Two teas.Which one asked for the clean glass?创新句子：我坚持用干净杯子喝茶。

服务员，这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么？看起来象是在仰泳，A:Waiter what's this fly doing in my soup?Um looks to me to be backstroke sir...服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！别担心，先生，面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它。

A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!B:Don't worry sir the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.服务员，我汤里有只苍蝇！不是，先生，那是蟑螂，苍蝇在你牛排里。

英文搞笑小话剧短篇带翻译

Dennis: Well, mystery solved! I guess we can all go back to our peaceful evening now.
丹尼斯：好吧，神秘解开了！我猜我们现在都可以回到自己的宁静晚上了。
(They all chuckle and head back downstairs)
第三幕：神秘的噪音案
Characters:
角色：
Emma - a curious woman who can't stand strange noises
艾玛 - 一个好奇的女子，无法忍受奇怪的噪音
Dennis - Emma's nosy neighbor who loves to investigate
（他们一起上了楼，敲响了吵闹邻居的门）
Jane: (opening the door) Oh, hi there! Sorry about the noise. We were just doing some home workout videos. Jumping jacks can be quite loud, huh?
艾玛：太荒谬了！每次我洗衣服，我的几只袜子就神秘失踪了。就好像它们长了腿一样走了。
(Just then, their cat, Whiskers, enters the room with a sock in its mouth)
（就在这时，他们的猫，威克斯，带着一只袜子进了房间）
Tom: Well, I think we've found the culprit. Looks like Whiskers has been hoarding our socks!
丹尼斯：好吧，神秘解开了！我猜我们现在都可以回到自己的宁静晚上了。

搞笑英文话剧剧本

搞笑英文话剧剧本演话剧咱们也可以少了剧本呢？为了方便大家表演，带来了搞笑英文话剧剧本，请看：搞笑英文话剧剧本英语幽默短剧剧本The Pocket MoneyScene1（At Salesman’s home）N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)First, put the flour on the table.Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)Now press, press……Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)Press, press……Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it!Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……Now let me cut it into pieces!另一个白雪公主与七个小矮人Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短剧本旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.)皇后：I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here!魔镜：Yes, I’m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know?皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all?魔镜：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you.皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.搞笑英文话剧剧本Characters: Narrator(N), Salesman(S), Dad(D), Maggie(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P)Preparation: 学校布景，做糖果用桌及相关材料，小贩家布景Scene1（At Salesman’s home）N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)First, put the flour on the table.Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)Now press, press……Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)Press, press……Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it!Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……Now let me cut it into pieces!One, two, three, four, five……（用脏菜刀）Wow, everything is ready!糖果钻出来（跳舞），跳完后，非常难过地说：Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu…S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! (给它穿上) Wow! Now it’s so beautiful! Haha……C: Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty!(拖糖果下场)Scene2（At the school gate）N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. （Maggie和Alice 欢快地跑出校门，看到小贩）(小贩拉着糖上场，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! ……M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!M: Let’s ask him.A: OK!C: Don’t buy me！（非常焦急）MA: Why?C: I’m dirty！M: No, you look nice!C: What can I do? (面对观众) Wuwuwu…(小贩将她拉在后面)S: Candies! Candies!（引诱两个女孩）MA: How much are they?S: Do you have money?（轻蔑）MA: Money?(对视)M:Oh, I’ve no money!（失落之极）A: Me too.S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝着走开，下场)M: What can we do now?A: Let’s ask dad for money.M: But how to ask?A: How?…Oh,I know ,let’s make him happy ,and he will give us money.（自信）M: Good idea!(全部下场)Scene 3:（At Maggie’s home）N: The children have to go home and ask dad for some money, and they know their father is good at playing guitar, so they will do something clever. (爸爸看报)M: Dad,dad,let’s sing a song ,OK? (同时Alice去取吉他准备拿给爸爸)A: And play the guitar for us!M: We know you play so well!(爸爸惊诧地看着孩子)D: Oh? What a bright day today!MA: Please, dad!(哀求)D:OKOK! Let’s.(取吉他，开始准备)D: Which song do you like? How about Edelweiss?MA: Of course!(开始弹，第一段孩子随节奏起舞，第二段孩子开始轻声讨论起来“you first”之类的话，爸爸停止弹琴。

搞笑英语话剧剧本带翻译

The End
《The Unlucky Day》
角色：汤姆、丽莎、布朗先生（汤姆的老板）、詹姆斯（汤姆的朋友）
场景1
（汤姆准备上班。他不小心把咖啡洒在衬衫上。）
汤姆：哎呀！今天真是倒霉！首先，我把脚趾碰在桌子上，现在又把衬衫弄脏了。
场景2
（汤姆到达办公室。布朗先生走了进来。）
布朗先生：汤姆，我需要那些报告在今天中午之前交上来。它们非常重要。
Scene 5
(Tom finally finishes the reports and hands them to Mr. Brown.)
Mr. Brown: Tom, these reports are full of mistakes. You need to redo them immediately.
Mr. Brown: Tom, I need those reports by noon today. They're very important.
Tom: Yes, Mr. Brown. I'll get them to you as soon as possible.
Scene 3
(Tom goes to the copy machine to make copies of the reports. The machine suddenly breaks down.)
汤姆：谢谢你邀请我，丽莎。这绝对改变了我的今天。
丽莎：我很高兴你玩得开心。也许你的运气正在改变呢！
结局
以上剧本是一部简短的搞笑英语话剧，通过汤姆一系列倒霉的事情和最后的转机，向观众传递了积极的情绪。学生们可以通过这样的戏剧形式，轻松愉快地学习英语，提高他们的表演能力和口语表达能力。希望这个剧本能够为英语教学和学生表演活动提供一些启发和帮助。

英语舞台剧剧本，五到十分钟

《孔雀东南飞》（英文搞笑话剧）——金科Wanders every five miles焦仲卿Johnny(J for short) 刘兰芝Lunch(L for short)焦母Johnny’s mother(JM for short) 刘母Lunch’s mother(LM for short)太守之子Mayor’s son(MS for short) 强盗Burglars(AB and C)Prologue(J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪)J: Everybody says that I’m hen pecked, but in fact, I’m as strong as a tiger,(小声)while my wife is WuSong.(指着上台处的门大声道)I’m not afraid of you!(内砸出一脸盆,Ｊ接住当成盾牌护着头)Then, I’m afraid of whom?My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood. She is braver than me, smarter than me and stronger than me. All thisI do not care.I only want her to be tender than me. But she is not! Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!As you see , people live around here all said that I am not a man. Yes, I am not a man, I am a handsome man.(手撩头发做臭美状)(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)My God! Who can help me?(下)Act1(序幕结束时,JM作窃听状)JM(拄拐棍上):I can!(对门内)Lunch! Lunch! Where are you?L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’m here! What’s up mum?JM: I’ve told you again and again that you should call me― my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law‖.L: OK. My most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law,what’sup? （口气很不情愿）JM: Since you married my son you have behaved so badly. You have been so rude, so brusque, so lazy……L: But……JM:Never interrupt me!L: Never interrupt me!（手势）Since I married your son, that terrible Johnny（语气重点头）, I have been working hard all day long, cooking and washing. I have raised（掰手指头数）ten soft hous and sof pigs and ducks and chicken and……JM: But all those you have done are not as valuable as a grandson!L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh, you want a grandson, don’t you?(开始解围裙)Go and ask your son. I’m leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下)Act2(LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上)L: Mum, I’m back!LM:（惊讶睁大眼）You are back? Why? What happened?L: I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law.（怨愤抱拳在胸前）LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See! （手指向兰芝）I have already told you!（咳嗽两声）When you insisted on marrying that terrible Johnny,（咳）I told you that he is ugly stupid and poor, but you did not listen to me. Look at yourself…… （咳咳咳）L: But, mum…… （很委屈温声细语）LM: Never interrupt me!L: Mum, I’m not interrupting you. I just want to tell you that you are always right OK? And I’ll marry whom ever you want me to LM(大喜):Nice girl!（竖大拇指）Just now, I met the mayor`s son in the market. He said:―If your daughter h aven’t been married, I really really want to marry her!‖ Now you are free again, I’ll go and tell him.(下)L(惊愕):What? （手捂下巴）The mayor`s son? The most famous play boy in the neighbor-hood?(手中的锅铲掉在地上)What a silly thing I have done! No, I will not marry a man like that!（扭身子撒娇）LM: But he is really handsome…L: ...ok, go ahead!Act3(J睡眼惺忪上)J(边走边道):Lunch! Lunch! Where are my socks?(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Here they are!(闻一下)Er! How smelly! They are still dirty!(突然想起)Lunch has gone! I have to wash them myself.(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh, I’m so hungry! But there’s no breakfast!(捡起地上的围裙)This is what Lunch always wears! I miss her so much, and her excellent cooking skill! Now she has gone. I have to cook for my mother and myself.JM(上):Where’s my breakfast?Where’s Lunch? Hasn’t she got up yet?J: Mum, can’t you remember? Lunch has gone! （手揉眼哭）JM(沉吟片刻):Well, to tell you the truth Johnny, a son without a wife is useless. Lunch is a nice girl, go and take her back!J(立正敬礼):Yes madam!Act4(J开心地走着（慢跑状步行），忽然跳出来三个强盗) J往后一跳，手放下巴下面A: Hey you!（指J）Stop and listen to us!（指自己胸口）The road is built by me!(单手人猿泰山状抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)B: And I planted one tree!(竖食指做1状，亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)C: If you want to go by this street---(欲踩石头，但踩到了A的脚)AB&C: Give us all your money! （齐伸手）J(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出１角硬币):Is 1mao enough?(三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量) A: What bad luck! This guy is broken!B: If we can not rob any money today, we will have nothing to eat tonight!C:I heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry Miss LiuLanzhi next month. We can go and rob the wedding!A&B: Good idea!J(惊讶):What? What? Lunch is going to get married? It’s impossible!AB&C:Why? A pretty girl and a rich man,what a good couple!J:But Lunch is my wife! We haven’t got divorced yet!(突然有了主意)I’ve got an idea! You are going to rob the wedding, don’t you?I’ll go with you. You take the money and I take the bride.B: Have you got any experience?J: No. But I’ve got thi s!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄１，０００，０００强盗头头念出来)Act5(转眼已到了婚礼之期．MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，L盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)L(to her mother): Dont you say he is handsome? （委屈状手放下巴）LM: no! I just say he has some hands..(J和三强盗跃至台中)ABC&J: Hey you! Stop and listen to us!A: The road is built by me!B: And I planted one tree.C: If you want to go by this street---J: Give us all your money!（张开怀抱）(L听到J的声音，掀起了盖头)L(惊喜万分):Johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到J，拥抱，并躲到了J的身后，J做老母鸡张翅状护住)(MS大怒，挥拳向J打来．J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身后的L，L晕倒)J(火冒三丈):How dare you beat my wife!（挥拳向MS冲去）(J与MS混战，JM上，以拐杖击晕MS) (J将MS胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前) J(扶起L，关切地问):Honey ,how are you?L(哭状):I hurt a lot!J: Don’t cry baby. I’ll go and fetch the medicine.(下)L(起身去追):Wait for me!(跑下)(音乐起Can You Celebrate)。

搞笑七分钟英语短剧剧本

搞笑七分钟英语短剧剧本陈:Hello, everyone, have you ever seen the movie? Yeah, you are right, I'm the director--R Z. Recently, I will direct a new movie, today, there will be an audition and I will select three actors to perform in this film. OK, let's begin. The first part, talent show, let's welcome actor number one.陈:大家好，你们看过吗？是的，我是这部电影的导演R Z。

最近我要导演一部新的电影。

今天在这里将举行一场面试，我要选出三位演员来拍摄这部电影。

好的，接下来就开始面试的第一个环节，才艺表演，让我们欢迎第一位面试者。

杨: I t’s so easy for me to get this character. (面朝观众说) Nice to meet you, my dear director. 杨:我一定能轻而易举地拿到这个角色。

(边走边朝观众说)很高兴见到你，亲爱的导演。

陈:Nice to meet you too, so, introduce yourself.陈:很高兴见到你，那么请介绍一下你自己吧。

杨:I'm CK Yang, you know. I don't have too many achievements, I just won six World Music Awards, eight American Music Awards, and…(做沉思状) oh, I forgot, two Oscar Awards, it's just a piece of cake for me, you know, I...杨:我是CK 杨，你知道的，我也没有太多的成就，我仅仅拿了6次世界音乐奖，8次全美音乐奖，对了，差点忘了这个，还有二次奥斯卡奖，这对我来说不过是小意思，你们知道的，我。

英语戏剧·有趣英语小短剧完整版

英语戏剧·有趣英语小短剧集团标准化办公室：[VV986T-J682P28-JP266L8-68PNN]英语短剧六（3）班刘靖怡开场前四人在幕前介绍自己：A：乞丐 A: Hello, I am a beggar.【乞丐：你好，我是一个乞丐。

】B：商人 B: Hello, I am a businessman.【商人：你好，我是一个商人。

】E：椅子 E: Hello, I am a chair.【椅子：你好，我是一把椅子。

】F：记者 F: Hello, I am a reporter.【记者：你好，我是个记者。

】剧本正文：A: Sir ,sir ！Please give me a piece of bread. I am hungry to die.【A：先生，先生！请给我一片面包。

我快饿死了。

】B: Get away, get away, dirty man.【B：走开，走开，肮脏的人。

】A: But…sir…Please listen to me！【A：但是…先生的…请听我说！】E: Oh，Man are always very tired.【E：唉，男人总是很烦。

】E: Sir! You lost your wallet! You can be a little smarter?【E：先生！你丢了钱包！你能聪明一点吗】F: Good morning, everybody. I saw a very weird thing——a chair opensits mouth. Now, I will interview the two Witness.【F：早上好，各位。

我看到了一个非常奇怪的事情——一把椅子说话了。

现在，我将采访两个目击者。

】B: The chair can speak! Strange happenings！Strange happenings! (胡言乱语)【B：这椅子能说话！怪事！怪事！】F: I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad. We needn't take notice of him. Let me interview the other man. “Hello, sir. Can you tell man why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?【F：我很抱歉的告诉你，这个男人已经疯了。

英语小话剧剧本(精选11篇)

英语小话剧剧本（精选11篇）英语小话剧剧本（精选11篇）剧本主要是由台词和舞台指示组成的，是戏剧艺术创作的文本基础，编导与演员演出的依据。

以下是小编整理的英语小话剧剧本，希望对大家有所帮助。

英语小话剧剧本1时间：阳光明媚的星期天早晨地点：鸟语花香的动物王国人物：Little Duck,Mr. Cat,Mr. Rat,Mr. Dog旁白：Little Duck要去看望外婆。

一路上他又唱又跳，兴奋极了。

在小河边，他碰到了Mr Cat.Duck:（很好奇）Hello,Mr. Cat.Whatre you doing ?Cat:（急得抓耳挠腮）Hello,Little Duck .Theres a big fish in the river .Im hungry ,but I cant get it .Duck:Dont worry .Let me help you .（Little Duck跳进水里，一会儿就帮Mr. Cat抓到了鱼。

）Duck:Here is the fish for you ,Mr. Cat .Have a good meal .Cat:Thank you ,Little Duck .You are so kind .Duck:Thats all right ,Mr. Cat .I must go now .Im going to my grandmothers home .Bye-bye!Cat:Bye-bye!（Little Duck继续赶路。

忽然他看到Mr. Rat躺在草地上，连忙跑过去。

）Rat:（躺在草地上）Oh,Little Duck.I run too fast and my leg is broken.I cant stand up and I cant walk.Duck:Dont worry .Let me help you .（Little Duck拿出一条手帕帮Mr. Rat包扎好伤口，然后扶着她回家。

英语爱情小短剧剧本

英语爱情小短剧剧本第一篇：英语爱情小短剧剧本This afternoon, Rita received a text message from Tim,which said that Tim had something important to tell her tonight.She was glad that Tim would like to propose to her.At 19:00,wearing beautiful clothes, Rita arrived at the restaurant they often go to,seeing Tim was already there waiting for her.R:Have you been waiting long? T:No, just a moment.R:What do you want to say? T:I think we should break up!R:Are you kidding? I thought you were to propose to me!T:I am very serious, I loved another girl, I think we do not fit or break up!I am sorry!R:I do not want to hear this, you said you would always love me.T:I'm really sorry.Rita has been immersed in the pain of lost love, her best friend comfort her.W:My dear, you should pay attention to your own body.Do not get stuck in the past.R:I really love him, how could he do this to me?W:He left you alone, he does not know how to cherish.You should know how to love yourself, there will be a better person than he waiting for you.R:I really do not know how to do.W:Do not like this, things will always go by.You have to take good care of yourself, eat on time, pay attention to rest.These days do not go to work, have a good adjustment at home.R:No, I still have to go to work, so that I will not be cranky.第二篇：英语爱情小短剧剧本This afternoon, Rita received a text message from Tim,which said that Timhad something important to tell her tonight.She was glad that Tim would like to propose to her.At 19:00,wearing beautifulclothes, Rita arrived at the restaurant they often go to,seeing Tim was already there waiting for her.R:Have you been waiting long?T:No, just a moment.R:What do you want to say?T:I think we should break up!R:Are you kidding? I thought you were to propose to me!T:I am very serious, I loved another girl, I think we do not fit or break up!I amsorry!R:I do not want to hear this, you said you would always love me.T:I'm really sorry.Rita has been immersed in the pain of lost love, her best friend comfort her.W:My dear, you should pay attention to your own body.Do not get stuck in the past.R:I really love him, how could he do this to me?W:He left you alone, he does not know how to cherish.You should know how to love yourself, there will be a better person than he waiting for you.R:I really do not know how to do.W:Do not like this, things will always go by.You have to take good care of yourself, eat on time, pay attention to rest.These days do not go to work, have a good adjustment at home.R:No, I still have to go to work, so that I will not be cranky.第三篇：剧本-英语短剧灰姑娘的百万英镑Betty-灰姑娘Sally-富翁姐T om-富翁弟Penny-衣店老板Jimmy-衣店小二Jason-白马王子Jessica-后妈Susan-后姐William-后哥Bobby-歌星 James-主持人Robin-酒店服务员Julia-服务员 Angel-服务员 Vicky-有钱人第一幕（Betty在认真扫地，Susan比划衣服，William高兴地吃东西）Susan：Bobby will hold a concert the day after tomorrow, I’m so excited.William: Oh,he is a real superstar,I want to go there.Betty: I want to go too.Susan:You?Look at yourself,so dirtyand so ugly.Jessica:Clean the room and cook for us,you have many things to do.so if you want to go,finish your work.第二幕（Tom and Sally正在享受按摩）Sally: life is so boring.T om:I agree with you,Life is so boring.Sally:Let’s have a bet.Tom:Bet on?Sally:Ok, we will give a poor person a million pound and I think everyone will like him because of his money,he will live a happy life.Tom: Sally,I don’t think so.Money is not everything, we can live a happy lives without money,we have love.Sally: Sure,Let’s go and find the person,Er..who will be the luck dog.第三幕（Betty做完工作，正试着衣服）William：Susan, look at Betty,her dress is so beautiful.Susan:Mom,mom.I like her dress(抢衣服)Betty：No，that’s my dress.It’s my father bought for me.Jessica: It’s doesn’t matter,Susan.(转脸对Betty)，you are our servant.Get out!and clean the garden,pick up all the leaves.第四幕（Betty委屈的拣树叶，看着William等离开，T om和Sally在花园外看到Betty）Sally：oh，Young lady.would you please come here a moment?Betty:Who? me?Tom:Yes, you.Betty: What can I do for you?Tom: I wonder, young lady.if you’d mind us asking a few questions?Bet ty: Certainly.Sally: What’s your name? why don’t you join the concert?Betty: My name is Betty.I can’t go, because I must do housework at home, and I have no money to buy the ticket.Sally: Tom, give her the letter.Betty: For me?Tom: For you.Oh no, you mus tn’t open it now.you may open it 30 minutes later.Betty: Why?Sally: There’s money in it.Betty: Thank you!But I can’t receive it.Tom: We appreciate your honesty, young lady.That’s why We give you the letter.Sally: Betty ,30 minutes later, promise?Betty: Promise!Sally: Let’s go, Tom.(30 minutes Betty打开信封)Betty：Oh my god!第五幕（衣店，Betty进店，Jimmy 上）Jimmy：What can I do for you?Betty: Can you show me some dresses?Penny 上下打量Betty，指示Jimmy带到地下室Jimmy：This way!Betty: Thank youJimmy: These dresses are fashionable.They are new style in this summer.Penny: Jimmy, serve her quickly and get her out of the side door.Jimmy:Yes, madam。

有趣的英语短小话剧

有趣的英语短小话剧第一个：剧名：《The Magic Hat》角色：1.Tom (一位年轻的魔术师)2.Lily (Tom的助手)3.Audience (观众)幕启：Tom和Lily在舞台上，Tom手持魔术棒，Lily手捧一个帽子。

Tom: "Lily, are you ready?"Lily: "Yes, Tom. The hat is ready."Tom: "Good. Now, let's start the show!"Tom和Lily向观众鞠躬，然后Tom将帽子放在舞台上。

Tom: "This is a magic hat. I can put anything in it and then take it out again."Lily: "Anything, Tom?"Tom: "Yes, anything! Watch this!"Tom把一只兔子放进帽子里，然后挥舞一下魔术棒。

当他再次打开帽子时，兔子消失了。

Tom: "Where is the rabbit?"Lily: "I don't know, Tom."Tom: "I'll show you again!"Tom把一只鸽子放进帽子里，再次挥舞魔术棒。

当他打开帽子时，鸽子也不见了。

Tom: "Where is the pigeon?"Lily: "I don't know, Tom."Tom: "Well, I'll have to check my notes."Tom拿起一本笔记本，看起来很困惑。

突然，他看起来想到了什么。

Tom: "Oh, I know! The magic hat is actually a time machine! The rabbit and the pigeon are in the future!"Lily: "Wow, that's amazing!"Tom: "Yes, it is. Now, let's go and find them!"Tom和Lily鞠躬向观众致谢，然后走下舞台。

【英文剧本】英语搞笑小话剧Peter and the Wolf(彼得与狼)

英语搞笑小话剧（彼得与狼）Peter and the Wolfall : I’ll tell you a story. It is “Peter and the Wolf”Peter: Good morning everyone. What a fine day! How beautiful the green lawn1 is!Bird: Good morning, Peter.Peter: Good morning, Bird.Bird: It’s a fine morning, isn’t it! All is calm. All is beautiful.Duck: I’m a duck, you see. Peter forgot to lock the door. Now I’m free. How I want to have a good bath in the pool!(Duck jumps into the pool.)Bird: Hi! Who are you? You can’t fly?Duck: Aren’t you a bird! You can’t swim? You see. I can.Bird: You are a fool.Duck: I’m clever. You are a fool.Bird: You are a fool.Duck: I’m clever. You are a fool.(At this time, a black cat is coming quietly.)Cat: Yeh. They are quarrelling. So I have no trouble catching2 them. Look at me, please.Peter: Take care, Bird. Be careful, Bird.(So the bird flies away.)Duck: You are a thief. Why don’t you catch that bird?Bird: You are a robber3. Why don’t you rob me?Cat: Should I go to catch the bird? Should I? I’m afraid when I get there, the bird will fly away.Grandfather: Peter, you see. It is very dangerous here. The duck is running into the pool. If a wolf comes, what should you do then?Peter: I’m a young pioneer. I’m very brave. How can I dare a wolf?(A few minutes later. A very big, cruel wolf comes siletly. The black cat runs awayquickly.)Cat, Bird: Oh,! Wolf!Duck: Oh! My dear. The wolf is coming. Let me run quickly.(How can a bird run so fast! Look, the wolf has caught the bird, and eaten him up.)Wolf: How I am satisfied! But I still want to catch the bird andthe black cat.(Now Peter and the grandfather see what has happened. They have a good idea now.)Peter: Bird. Please fly over the wolf’s head. You can fly around and around him. But you should be careful enough.Bird: Wolf. Wolf. Can you catch me? You are a fool! Can you catch me? Catch me!(The wolf is so angry that he jumps up and down. At this moment. Peter and his grandfather throw a rope and catches the wolf.)Cat, Bird, Grandfather: Beat him. Beat him. Don’t let him run away.(At this moment. A group of hunters get to the forest. Listen, they are shooting at the wolf.)Peter: Oh, no. Bird and I have caught the wolf. Don’t kill him. Let him alive. Please help us to send him to the zoo.Peter, Grandfather,Hunters, Cat, Bird: Oh! Oh! Let’s go to the zoo. Let’s go to the zoo.1 lawnn.草地，草坪，上等细麻布参考例句：The lawn was crawling with ants.草坪上爬满了蚂蚁。

英文情景喜剧

英语小品剧本 -- 英文小短剧人物：A:衣衫褴褛Begger B:衣着光鲜Gentleman C: 小花 Flower D: 小草 G rass E: 椅子Chair F: 新闻记者Journalist（B坐在E上吃东西，A一乞丐上前）A：先生，先生，请给我些面包，谢谢，我饿得不行了。

A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I'm hungry to d ie.B：（厌恶）让开，让开。

（然后便起身离开，这时他的钱包掉到E上头了）B:get away,get away,dirty man.A：先生，先生（A看见后，立即拾起，追上了走远的B）A：sir，sir！B：让开，让开啊，我没吃的了，也没钱了（看也不看A，仍自顾自地走了）B:run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,eit her.C：他真愚蠢啊C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he?D：是啊是啊（D点头附和）D:yes,yes.A：可……先生……您听我说……（仍拉着B衣服的后摆）A:but....sir....please listen to me.....B：挖，你这人怎么这么讨厌！（还是没有回头看A一眼）B:wa,why are you so disgusting!!C：椅子啊，你会不会觉得刚刚坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stup id.E：唉，人总是这么愚蠢啊~~~~E:ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly.D：是啊是啊D:yes,yes!!与此同时A与B还在纠缠，这时E终于隐忍不住爆发了。

大学生英语幽默短剧剧本_0

大学生英语幽默短剧剧本篇一：英语搞笑短剧剧本三打白骨精Three Times’ Beating Monster人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒J：沙僧B：白骨精（何平） B1：B变成的村姑 B2：B变成的太婆B3：B 变化成的老头 T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?S: Bajie,map!E: (摸出，递给S)S: Look,boss (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But……T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?E: (递)…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,Iwill ,I will………. S: You will what(凶相)?E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?E: You see , boss is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away….. T: Em…….It is a ,do you have any idea?S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）J: This is…..?S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?J: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1: （倒)Ah……T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t……T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆) B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡) S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many?T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it(哭喊) S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives! S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster! T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造“假”悲伤气氛）J: boss, brother Monkey is.......T: Don’t mention that guy any more!B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走) T: （惊）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)B: (抓住T)I’ll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.T: Wukong?E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can’t understand......What happened?S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out?S: (沉默).......Monkey’s intuition(直觉)T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I’m sorry(小声) S: What?T: I’m sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）（这个放伴奏） (谢幕)篇二：孔雀东南飞--英语搞笑短剧剧本焦仲卿johnny(j for short)刘兰芝lunch(l for short)焦母johnny’s mother(jm for short)刘母lunch’s mother(lm for short)太守之子mayor’s son(ms for short)强盗burglars(a b and c)prologue 序幕(j作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,j被打中,狼狈不堪)j:everybody says that i’m hen pecked, but in fact,i’m a strong tiger,(小声)while my wife is wusong.译：人人都说我怕老婆，实际上我是老虎，（小声）我妻子是武松。

儿童英语剧本小学生剧英语小剧本《狐假虎威》

(二)
旁白：Unfortunately, after a few days, the tiger meet with the fox again.
老虎在森林里又遇到了溜达中的狐狸，又一下子冲上去把狐狸压在爪下。
(琵琶拨一下弦，以示紧张的情绪。)
老虎：(暴怒地)Now, you can make a choice. You want me bite you head first or your fat leg first?
狐狸：(背过头去，小声地)：Oh, unlucky! What shall I do?
(回过头来，可怜地)：I feel very sorry for cheating you last time，but, but ,but……(左顾右盼)
老虎：(疑惑地)But what?
狐狸：(推脱中)But…….(眼睛往远处上下打量，迷恋状，脚不由自主地走出去)Beautiful!
狐狸：果子狸。
老虎：果子狸？SARS?非典？
狐狸：(点点头)Yes!
老虎：(放开手，大叫着跑了)wa ya!(边跑，边擦手)
(四)
旁白：From then on, fox become the real King of the forest.
二胡演奏We are the champion
狐狸大摇大摆地走在前面，后面有两个小喽罗在敲背。一个小喽罗敲得重了。狐狸把手一挥Go! Go! Go!将其赶走。
老虎：(疑惑地)For my sake?
狐狸：(可怜巴巴地)Yes. To tell the truth, I’m not a normal fox!
老虎：(不甘示弱地)I’m not a normal tiger, too.

英语幽默短剧剧本

英语幽默短剧剧本篇一：两个英语幽默短剧剧本thepocketmoney零用钱scene1（atsalesman’shome）哎呀！现在是时候做糖果了。

（看表）first,puttheflouronthetable.然后，水，糖，面粉。

（说和做）nowpress,press……哦，我的脏手！没有关系！就这样！（漫不经心的表情）press,press……天哪！没有关系！就这样！press,press,thechildrenwillnotknowit,it’sok,hehehe……nowletmecutitintopieces!另一个白雪公主与七个小矮人snowwhiteandthesevendwarfs英文短剧本旁白：很久以前，有一位雪白王后，名叫谢哈达普雷蒂·多赫特纳米德。

孩子出生后不久，王后就走了。

女王嫁给了另一位女王。

这位继母非常嫉妒。

她整日整夜穿着雪白的衣服，强迫自己做家务，比如拖地、打扫地板、搬运水等等。

皇后：mirror,mirror,onthewall.whoisthefairestoftheall?魔镜：是的，陛下！我想你是天上掉下来的。

但这是一位年轻女士。

sheisaswhiteassnow，asredasroseandasblackasebony。

Sheismuchmore Beautifulthanyou。

皇后：sheismuchmorebeautifulthanme?whoisshe?tellmequickly.第二部分：搞笑英语戏剧剧本搞笑英语话剧剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》有趣的七人剧本《西门吹雪》和《叶谷城》演员表：西门吹雪、叶孤城、花满楼、king、路人、上官雪儿旁白道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。

第一幕：攻打紫荆城之巅旁白：aquietvillageiscoveredwithwhitesnow.鸟儿在公园里跳舞。

amaniswalkingalongthestreet,stepbystep.另一种热系统管理方法。

搞笑的英语剪简短话剧

搞笑的英语剪简短话剧1.搞笑的英语短话剧2.搞笑的英语短话剧,7个人左右的1.Do You Know My Work?One night a hotel caught fire, and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes. Two men stood outside and looked at the fire. “Before I came out,” said one,“I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money. People don't think of money when they're afraid. When anyone leaves paper money in a fire, the fire burns it. So I took all the bills that I could find.No one will be poorer because I took them.”“You don't know my work,” said the other. “What is your work?”“I'm a policeman.“Oh!” cried the first man. He thought quickly and said,“And do you know my work?”“No,”said the policeman.“I'm a writer. I'm always telling stories about things that never happened.”3.搞笑简短的英语小品”As she walked through the forest. “What big eyesWord文档 1you have got, Grandma.”said the wolf.“Oh, no!”cried the little girl!”she said.”they said to the hunter.帮你沾来的. She has got a cold.“What a big mouth you have got, Grandma.”thought the hunter.The hunter cut open the wolf. Grandma and Little Red Coat were still alive. They jumped out of the wolf. “Bye-bye, a wolf saw her?”“I'm going to my grandma's house.The bad wolf ate Little Red Coat, too.“Come in, please.”The big wolf opened the door and walked into the room?” asked the wolf.“She lives in the house near the forest. There are some big trees in front of her house.” Said Little Red Coat. “What a big stomach he has got. “Thank you, “Hello. He ate Grandma up.He put on Grandma's coat and trousers. Then he lay in bed.Little Red Coat walked into her grandma's room.The wolf was sleeping on Grandma's bed.At this time, a hunter came and saw the wolf, little girl.” The wolf ran to the grandma's house.Grandma asked, “Who is it?”“It's me, Little Red Coat.Grandma and Little Red Coat were very happy.” said the wolf, litter girl. Where are you going.” Said Little Red Coat.“Where does she live! Grandma must be in his stomachThe little girl liked wearing a red coat. So everybody called her Little Red Coat.One day, her grandma hadWord文档 2a cold. Her mother said to Little Red Coat, “my dear, send some bananas and cakes to your grandma.“Because I want to eat you, my dear!” she said.“Because I want to see your pretty face.”said the wolf4.要简单点的搞笑五六人的英语小短剧One day a postman came to a house but found no one was at home. He went to the next house and asked the neighbour, "Excuse me, when is Mrs. Smith coming back?" The neighbor said, "Oh, I don't know her well. But I know she works from Monday to Friday. And some Saturdays and some Sundays." "So when does Mrs. Smith come back?" “She leaves about 7:40 in the morning and gets home at about 5:30. But sometimes she is late, because she goes to the store.” "Oh, I'm sorry I can't wait for her. Would you please give the box to her?" "Oh, no. I don't know her well. Her kids are coming from Tokyo this evening. She is shopping right now. She wants to buy some food her kids." "But would you just pass the box to her please?" "Oh, I'm sorry. I don't know her well." (Introduction): Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally heWord文档 3failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.Action I太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）： Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world？（画外音：It's you, Prince Dan！太子丹高兴状） Thank u mirror！（面对观众） I'm Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do？（向幕里大叫） Where is my minister？阿三（毕恭毕敬）： Honey, I am coming. 太子丹：I've told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”！阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~ （作杀状）太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent！（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate？阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world. 太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK？阿三：Yes.Action II（《十面埋伏》中刘德华 Now, you will see why I was upsetWord文档 4at first.D: Jim, you don't know what a nice –what a beautiful , nice gift I've got for you. Can you guess?J: I'm sorry. I won't guess.D: Look. A gold watch chain. Isn't it lovely ,Jim? I hunted all over the town to find it. You'll have to look at the time a hundred times a day now. Give me your watch. I want to see how it looks on it .J: Della, Let's put our Christmas gifts away and keep them a while. They're too nice to use just at present. I sold the watch to get the money. And I bought the combs. Now, Let's have our supper.礼物旁白：明天是圣诞节，但是德拉觉得很难过，因为她无钱为她丈夫吉姆买一圣诞礼物，她只有1.87美元，他们一个月只有20美元的收入，那很难再从中省钱了。

英语六人短剧《灰姑娘》

英语口语剧本（灰姑娘改编版）【旁白】The wife of a rich man fell sick, and when she felt that her end drew nigh, she called her only daughter to her bedside, and said, 'Always be a good girl, and I will look down from heaven and watch over you.' Soon afterwards she shut her eyes and died, and was buried in the garden. But by the time the spring came, her father had married another wife. This new wife had one daughter of her own, that she brought home with her.What’s worse , the kind and lovely girl who lost her mother also lost her father.After her father’s death,her stepmother became cruel to her.Her step-sister teased her ,asking her to do all the housework..“Do the laundry and get on with your duties.Clean the floors right away.And what’s more,bring me my breakfast. ”“Cinderella!Get me my sweater,I feel a little cold.”【旁白】One day , the king held a party for the prince to choose the girl he loved.Every maid in the town was invited to the party.Cinderella's sister was asked to come.【旁白】The stepmother took her daughter to the party ,leaving Cinderella at home,because she was jealous of Cinderella’s beauty.【场景一：巫师的出现】She was broken-hearted.[窗前]“Mom ,Dad I miss you.I ……[抽泣声]I want to go to the ball.”[背景音乐响起：《I were a bird》八音盒版][接《I》唱,唱到一半抽泣，趴在窗台上哭]“Who can help me ?”But at that time ,a lightning swept across the right sky .[雷声][桌子晃动，接玻璃碎的声音][站起，震惊]“What…What happed?”[“嘭”！巫师出现][震惊]“Who,who are you ?”“A witch.”[后退，碰到后面的障碍物]“There is nothing left to believe in. Nothing!”“Nothing,My dear?Oh,now you don’t really mean that.”“Oh,but I do.”“Nonsense,dear!If you’d lost all your faith,I couldn’t be here.And here I am ! Oh,come now,dry those tears!”[拭泪]“You mean you can help me …?”“Yes! I am the only person who can help you in the world.”[半跪，。

英语短剧剧本 I Am Hungry

英语短剧剧本I Am Hungry（16人剧）小狮子找食物（I Am Hungry）角色：雄狮、小狮、小白兔、三只小熊、小松鼠、小女孩。

道具：雄狮、小狮、小白兔、三只小熊和小松鼠头套、红萝卜、三碗粥、花生一把、苹果一个，各个角色的头饰和小草、小花、小树。

Act 1雄狮：（怒吼）Roar, roar!I am the lion,the king of the forest.No one is stronger than me.Roar, roar!小狮：Daddy! I'm hungry.雄狮：You are big now.Be brave!Go and find your own food.小狮：But, I don't know how.雄狮：Do it like me.Roar, roar! （怒吼）小狮：（小声地）Roar, roar!雄狮：Rush to the animals and bite them with your sharp teeth.（露出尖利的牙齿）Go and do it now.小狮：Yes, daddy.Act 2小白兔：（唱“Rabbit, Rabbit, Carrot Eater”）Rabbit, rabbit, carrot eater.小狮：Hi, rabbit! I am hungry.Roar, roar!（小声地）小白兔：Do you want some carrots?小狮：Yes, please.（小白兔递给小狮一根红萝卜）小狮：Thank you.小白兔：Carrots are the best food.小狮：（吃了一口）Yuck! I don't like it.Anyway, thank you, rabbit.（还红萝卜给小白兔）小白兔：You are welcome.（边跳边唱“Rabbit, Rabbit, Carrot Eater”离开）Act 3三只小熊：（各拿着一碗粥，并唱着“Pease Porridge Hot”）Pease porridge hot,Pease porridge cold,Pease porridge in the pot,小狮：Hi, bears! I am hungry.Roar, roar! （小声地）小熊们：Do you want some porridge?小狮：Yes, please.（小熊递给小狮一碗粥）小狮：Thank you.小熊们：Porridge is the best food.小狮：（吃了一口）Y uck! It's too hot.I don't like it.Anyway, thank you, bears.（将粥还给小熊）小熊：You are welcome.（小熊们边走边唱“Pease Porridge Hot”离开）Act 4小松鼠：（唱着“Found a Peanut”）Found a peanut.Found a peanut.Found a peanut just now.小狮：Hi, squirrel! I am hungry.Roar, roar! （小声地）小松鼠：Do you want some peanuts?小狮：Yes, please.（小松鼠递给小狮一些花生）小狮：Thank you.小松鼠：Peanut is the best food.小狮：（吃了一颗）Yuck! It's too hard.I don't like it.Anyway, thank you, squirrel.（将花生还给小松鼠）小松鼠：You are welcome.（边走边唱“Found a Peanut”离开）Act 5（小女孩边走边唱“Apple Round”）小女孩：Apple round.Apple red.Apple juicy.Apple sweet.Apple apple I love you.Apple sweet I love to eat.小狮：Hi, little girl! I am hungry.Roar, roar!小女孩：Oh, a lion! Help! Help!（苹果掉地上）小狮：What is it?（拿起来吃）Mmm…，delicious!I like it.（小狮很高兴地边走边唱“Apple Round”回家）。