情态动词“can”的双语笑话。

英语老师批改作文大发雷霆说：“我从没见过这么烂的作文！”另一个老师问：“写得什么？”英语老师说：“王子和公主的故事。”“不错啊。”“什么不错，他竟在开头写王子问公主‘Can you speak Chinese？公主“Yes！”，后面就全是中文了！！”

How much English can you speak?

"Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to

be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English."

The judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?" The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"

"法官先生，我的当事人被指控偷窃，这是多么不公正啊。他一周前才来到纽约，几乎不认路。

而且，他只会说几个英语单词。"

法官看了看被告，问道："你会说多少英文？"

被告抬起头，说："把你的钱包给我！"

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