师傅的多功能安全帽(英文版)

师傅: (幕后白) apprentice, rest!

出场: mentoring two introduction.

徒弟: Master, there is no stool!

师傅: stool in the head, down is ready. You little intellectual, always " theory can not contact actual "! Come, master to teach you.

( 动作：师傅将安全帽放在地上，坐下去。)

师傅: look! Safety helmet, both wearing, more cool!

徒弟: oh! To know! (学)

师傅: come! A cigarette! (动手去摸烟。)

徒弟: teacher, your hands are dirty!

师傅: go, take the basin water to!

徒弟: there is no basin!

师傅: which of the following in your ass!

徒弟: that's not stool?

师傅: now face basin, OK? Stupid!

徒弟:oh!

（接水及倒水洗手动作）

（师傅拿出烟递给徒弟）

徒弟: Master, workplace smoking!

师傅: what fear! We are not in thermal power plant, the hydrogen, will explode! We are the hydropower station, water! Do you know? Worry about.

徒弟: Thank you master! I will not, we talk about the world cup!

师傅: hey! Mention football I will come! You see people " United Becks ", then kicked the ball is: -- -- when is wonderful, I come to learn!

(动作：学踢球，一脚把安全帽踢飞。)

徒弟: Master, how do you put the basin kick?

师傅: nonsense! It is now a football.

安全员: what are you doing? Your helmet?

师傅：worker. My helmet? Apprentice, my helmet?

徒弟: master your stools, not! Basin, also not! Football. Give play to the river!

安全员: what be out of order, just about everything I saw! You do for safety hidden troubles, you know?

师傅：and apprentice: know, know.

安全员: come with me, to accept the deal. (转身下场)

师傅and徒弟: (愣了一会儿) will not! Security, we never do it again, and so on we! (追下)