搞笑英语话剧剧本5-7人--心碎
5人英语简短话剧
5人英语简短话剧1.5人英语短话剧剧本以下A\B\C\D\E来代表依次5人我也是初一的..A:HelloB,whyareyoucry?B:Ohmygod!!!Ilostmybag.C:Whatcolo risit??B:It'sblue.Yesblue!!!!C:Isityours?B:No,Ithinkthat'sD 'sbag.D:YesIt'smine.A:AndIsityours?B:No,It'sblack,Ithinktha t'sE's.E:Look!yourbagisoverthere!B:Where?E:Underthetree!B:O hthanks!That'smine!A:Lookthatcat!Itbitesyourbag!B:No!!!No!! !Getouthere！！！你给ABCDE各定义一个名字，再代入文章。
5分钟绝对行.最后一句话有些搞笑色彩。
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2.急~~~英语短话剧剧本5人话剧《荆轲刺秦王》旁白（Aside）/介绍（Introduction）:Longagotherewasacrazycountry,inthiscrazyco untrythereweresomecrazypeople,tryingtoshowthecrazyhistoryby crazyways.MrJingkewasthemostfamousswordsmanandwassenttokill kingofQing,“Yingzheng”.Butfinallyhefailed.Doyouwanttoknow whathappenedatthattime?Okay,nextshowwilltellyouthetruth.Act ionI太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror,mirror,tellme,whoisthemostprettymanintheworld？（画外音：It'syou,PrinceDan！太子丹高兴状）Thankumirror！（面对观众）I'mPrinceDan,themagicmirrorsaidIamthemostattractivemanintheworld.ButYingZhengisajealousguy,Ifeelhewillkillmeifmirrorto ldhimthetruth.Iamsoscared.SowhatcanIdo？（向幕里大叫）Whereismyminister？阿三（毕恭毕敬）：Honey,Iamcoming.太子丹：I'vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautifu l、graceful、handsome、charming、cute、smartanddearestPrinceDan”！阿三：Sure,honey!Ihaveagoodidea.WecanfindaherotokillYingZheng~~~（作杀状）太子：Ohyeah~~~.Whatisthemostexpensivecommodityinthiscentury?Tale nt！（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状）Goodidea!Butwhoistherightcandidate？阿三：AfterscreeningIhavetwopromisingpersonsonhand.OneisMissLiMoC hou,theotherisMrJinKe.TomorrowtheywillPKfortheNO1killerofth eworld.太子：Well,showmethewinnerassoonaspossible,OK？阿三：Yes.ActionII（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）荆轲AreyouLimochou？李莫愁Yes.荆轲OK.I'mJingke,youknow,IwillletyouknowIamthekingofthekillers' world.李莫愁Areyouchallengingme？荆轲Offcourse！耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁Comeon！音乐起两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。
5人搞笑英语话剧剧本(英语学习).doc
5人搞笑英语话剧剧本（英语学习）5人搞笑英语话剧剧本Today’s Yang bailao and Huang Shiren ———编剧：方彦龙Character:：杨白劳Y, 喜儿X，王大春（喜儿男朋友）D，王大婶（王大春的母亲）W, 穆仁智（黄的管家）M，黄世仁HPart 1:In 杨白劳’home旁白：(“喜洋洋”背景音乐起)---New Year’s Eve,Xi’er is talking with her boyfriend on the phone, suddenly ,doorbell sounded.（叮咚！叮咚……）喜: Oh! ok! Someone is knock at the door! So I have to hung up!Bye!（开门）杨: 喜儿! 喜儿! What’s this喜: Oh! computer!(高兴地看笔记本)That’s a Laptop!杨: Ha ha! Today I’m able to buy a computer! Next year, I will plan to buy a car!喜: Really Buys a carGreat!杨: Ok, now we will go out ,are you ready喜: Ha ha,I’m ready ok and waiting for you to come back!（门铃再次响起）Oh,I think there must be Aunt Wang and Dacun coming.(开门,)王婶, 大春, 杨, 喜(四人齐声贺道)Happy New Year!hah(喜儿和大春去一边嘻嘻哈哈，窃窃私语不知所言)王婶:（走到杨白劳跟前）Mr Yang,I heard Dachun said, going to jump the disco dancing after dinner.Right杨:Right,What do you think王婶:I’m gald to,oh,are you prepared to go out杨: Sure!.王婶: Ok,go(问杨白劳)杨: Let’s go,(朝喜儿他俩那边喊)Xi’er,Dachun,go!(四人出门下)Part 2: In Huang Shiren’home黄: (黄世仁上台，气势汹汹地说)Hello,everyone!Do you know Huang ShirenTt’s me! Ha ha……But today is not yestady!You see Mu Renzhi coming!穆:（穆仁智走上来）Mr Huang , give me a litte,ok黄: Not! I wouldn’t give you,because I haven’t money!(不耐烦的样子)穆: New Year coming,My wages, a year--（哀求着）黄: Really does not have!穆:（拉着黄的手说）You are so kind in my eyes,can you give me litte money,ok黄: No way,what’s moreYang Bailao has not return the money to me, what can I do for you(无奈的样子)穆: You might ask for him!黄:Asking himI think he couldn’t give me!穆:Why He has contracted the farm, and made many money!黄:I know! But,he——穆:(打断黄的话)Tries!Ok黄: (想了想)Ok! You go together with me!穆: Let’s go! (两人出门下)Part 3: In enlightens the hall旁白: Yang Bailao, Xi’er, Dachun and Aunt Wang finished eating dinner and tojump the disco dancing.(迪斯科音乐起，四人在舞台上狂欢着)（一会儿，杨的电话响了,他走到前台接电话）杨:This is Yang Bailao, please speaking! ... oh... oh!--王婶:（王大婶看见，向杨走过来）Who’s that杨:Huang Shiren, he said he coming here immediately.喜：(停止跳舞，朝这边问)Huang Shiren Is all right（杨白老点头示对）大春: Nothing! We would take them away if they appeared!杨, 喜, D, W: Ha ha (四人继续跳舞)（黄世仁和穆仁智一前一后的东张西望地从下面走上台前）黄: Oh! Everyone，Happy New Year!（大家看了看，没人理睬）杨:（杨朝黄走了过去）The same to you!(音乐停，其他人也走了过来)黄: (和杨握手)Recently alright杨: Fina, but if you ask the money that’s wrong!（自己先坐下，示意让黄世仁坐，这时大春用脚把凳子往后一勾了下，黄坐到地上了，尴尬的看看大家）大春:Oh, I resemble see to have the dirty thing, but not,sits down!黄: (朝杨白老问)Who is this（穆仁智扶黄起来）杨:He is Wang Dachun,Xi’er’s boyfriend.黄:(打量大春说)Are you Xi’er’s boyfriend大春:Yes! (喊道)Is not my that is you黄:No,no!you!(胆怯的坐下)杨:What’s the mater黄:I’m sorry, but, today is the last of the year!en—Debt is--- 杨:(打断黄的话) Does not have!黄: I know you are good man, give a litte,ok(乞求的样子) 杨: No matter what you said to,nothing!黄（抱住杨白老的腿哀求到）Mr Yang ,a litte,just a litte…… 杨: No money,only a life have!黄: just a litte……杨:(很无情地说) No money,only a life have!黄: （无助地向四处环顾）En----大春: (不耐烦地说)You have not heard Does not have!黄:（朝喜儿望去）Miss, you help us!help us !ok(哀求着)王婶:（和喜儿站一块的王大婶说）What you want to do大春:Boils!Go out!（语气非常强烈）( 杨白劳推开黄,喜儿，王大春，王大婶赶黄世仁和穆仁智走)穆:（拉着杨白老的手求到）Do not expel me go, I want to leave,from now, I do for you ,I cound drive---杨: (排了排穆仁智)Ha ha, nice!ok! (穆仁智和所有的人都赶黄世仁出门)黄:（冲穆仁智喊道)Mu Renzhi! Mu Renzhi!Do you know you is my housekeep穆:No!Go out!(全部下)5人搞笑英语话剧剧本。
英语搞笑话剧剧本
英语搞笑话剧剧本篇一：搞笑小学英语小品剧本搞笑小学英语小品剧本人物：农夫，兔子A，兔子B，大树。
农夫：I’m a farmer.（稍停顿）[走两步]A cool farmer.（掏出墨镜戴上）[冷酷地走两步，突然被绊了一跤，继续保持冷酷]Eh...When I was yong,I studied in Xu~~~~chuan Middle , I’m rich now！[开始展示名牌，边说边掏]Look！This is my modern mobile——Nokia WC 250！This is my watch!This is my MP3!These are my shoes——(夸张低沉地)ADIDAS!This is… [不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh,sorry.[扔掉苹果]It’s this![从怀里掏出痒痒挠] Do you know what’s this？痒痒挠？No no no~~You are out!!It’s my modern——锄头~！！[看下表] It is time to do some farming！[开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作]树：I’m a tree!I can do many things!I can sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作，哼哼哈西！！！]I can dance![跳四小天鹅] Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引导观众看兔子A)。
树站回后台] 兔子A：OK,I’m a rabbit. Now I’m just walking around here.[农夫继续锄地，边锄边上场，突然看见前面有个兔子]农夫：（惊喜地）Lunch！[扔掉痒痒挠]I will catch it！ [偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走][农夫跟在兔子后面。
两个人走啊走。
兔子突然回头。
农夫假装看手表。
两人继续走。
兔子回头。
农夫假装看天气。
两人继续走。
兔子回头。
搞笑英文多人剧本
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人物Bunny Cheng: Bunny ChenEliza Lin: DaughterCeline Tu: Reporter et AsideSano Hsieh: Small gangster(小流氓)Trent Cheng: Big gangster(大流氓)——————————————————————————–SCENE IA mother is doing exercise in the living room when the phone is ringing. And her daughter is in the school now.Mom: Hello~Caller: (A boy is crying.) Ha! Your kid is here. Do you hear his voice? If you want to save your kid, prepare the ransom.Mom: Are you crazy? I don’t have a son Don’t try to cheat me. Stupid guy!The mother is very angry and hung up the phone. But later… the phone is ringing again…Mom: Hello~Caller: Hello~ Are you busy now?Mom: (I recognize the voice.) You are a fraud, right? Do you want to trick me again? Is it fun? Don’t do such a boring thing, O.K.? I won’t believe you.Caller: Really? Listen to this.(A girl is crying on the phone, ”mom, help me~ help me~) Mom: Oh~ you are a good actor. This time is better but I still won’t fall into your trap to rob me of my money! If you call again, I will call the cop. Do you understand? (Hang up the phone more angrier.)But the voice sounds like her dau ghter’s and the mom is not disturbed. She decides to go to the elementary school to see her daughter. The mom got there…Mom: Eliza~Eliza: Mom~ why you are here? Are you missing me? Do you come here to pick me up?Mom: Ya~ are you ha ppy in the school? Let’s go home. I want to tell you something on the way home.Mom tells Eliza about the phone scam and wants her to be careful from now on.SCENE IIBecause the mother didn’t believe the two gangsters really kidnapped her kid, the gangs ters were furious. So they decided to kidnap her daughter this time.The gangsters have found the school her daughter studies in, and observed for many days. Today is the day they plan to kidnap the child.The big gangster always focuses on what he’s doing but the small gangster is usually absent-minded.Big gangster: Hey! Concentrate!! (The big gangster hit the small gangster’s head)Small gangster: Ouch! O.K. O.K.At this moment, the girl appears.Small gangster: (Check the picture.) Hey!! Buddy!! Look! Is that her?Big gangster: Ha! Ha! Ha! It’s hunting time.Small gangster: I’m so excited!! Oh~ what a beautiful girl. Just like a fairy. My sweetheart… Buddy do you know? I feel that I get butterflies in my stomach!Big gangster: (Hitting the sm all gangster’s head again.) Hey! Wake up!! Stop day-dreaming. Let’s make a move!Small gangster: Oh~ my baby~ I’m coming!!Big gangster: Hey!! Lady!! Can you do me a favor?Eliza: Sure! What can I do for you?Small gangster: (Murmuring) This beautiful lady has a beautiful heart.Big gangster: Sorry. Ignore what he said.Eliza: Never mind!Big gangster: Thanks! I want to go to Tunghai University. Do you know how can I get there? Eliza: Oh… you sh ould go straight until the traffic light, then turn right until you see a convenience store at the corner and turn left. Keep going straight and you would see the university.Big gangster: Go straight until the first traffic light, turn right and we will see a supermarket at the end of the street. And…Eliza: No! No! No! Go straight until the traffic light, then turn right until you see a convenience store at the corner and turn left. Keep going straight and you would see the university.Small gangster: Go straight until the first traffic light, then turn left and go straight to the end of the street, then we can see the university.Eliza: Oh, my! No! Wrong again! You two are really a stupid guy.Big gangster: It’s too complex. I can’t remember all the directions. I’m a foreigner. And I have an important presentation there. Could you go with us, guide us there? Please~Eliza was confused. But she is a kind person and she likes to help people.Eliza: Umm… let me think… okay!! Let’s go!Small gangster: How kind of you!! My little girl.Big gangster: Sorry. Just ignore him. Thank for your help.Eliza goes with the gangsters.In the gangsters’ car, the small gangster suddenly shows a sharp knife. And shouts, “Don’t move!” Eliza is shocked and starts screaming.Eliza: What are you doing?Small gangster: I’m kidnapping you!Eliza: Oh~ I am so scared.Small gangster: (Talk to the big gangster.) Did you hear that, she is scared?Big gangster: Ya~ we are professional.Eliza: Not funny! I’m hungry. I want to go home! I want to go home!Small gangster: Shut up. Don’t be so noisy!Eliza keeps crying.Small gangster: You! Get out of the car!Big gangster: (Hit the small gangster angrily!) Idiot! I have a stupid partner. (Disappointed) Eliza: I agree! (Nod head.)Big gangster: Don’t cry baby, I give you a lollipop.Eliza: Thank you. How kind of you.SCENE IIIMother is preparing dinner.Mom: Eliza! Eliza! Time for dinner! I’m hungry! Hurry up!No one answers her. And she realizes there is something wrong.Mom: Eliza, where are you? Don’t play hide and seek with me! It’s not funny. I’m h ungry.As the mother is finding her daughter, the phone rings.Mom: Hello~ this is Anderson. I’m busy finding my daughter. Don’t bother me!Big gangster: Are you finding your daughter? Ha! Ha! Ha… she is right here.Mom: Good job! Tell her it’s time for dinner. I’m hungry!Big gangster: Hey! You are clueless. I have already kidnapped your daughter, Eliza Anderson!Mom: Hey! Buddy! Don’t trick me!Big gangster: Sure! Listen! (The gangster takes the phone to Eliza.)Eliza: Hello! Mom! I’m here! They are so kind. They gave me a lollipop. The gangster takes the phone away.Big gangster: Do you believe me now? If you want your daughter to come back for dinner. You have to prepare the ransom of NT $ 20,000,000.Mom: Too expensive! 20% off.Big gangster: Are you buying clothes?Mom: Bargain is my hobby.Big gangster: No negotiation you should bring the ransom to Tunghai Lake at 8:00 pm. And remembe r don’t call the cop. Or you will find your daughter in the lake.Mom: O.K. See you then!At Tunghai Lake. The gangsters and Eliza are baking fish from the lake because they are hungry. At this time, the mother is coming.Mom: Ha! (Mom shouts.)The gangsters and Eliza are shocked. And the small gangster’s fish is falling down on the floor. Small gangster: Oh,! My fish! Who’s there?Mom: It’s me, Bunny Anderson, Eliza’s mother, Anderson’s wife. Where is my daughter? Release my daughter.Eliza: Hi! Mom, I’m here. Do you want to come here to eat fish?Big gangster: Where is the ransom?Mom: Release my daughter first!Big gangster: Give me the ransom first!Mom: No way!And the battle begins.Mom: Justice is always the winner.Eliza: Oh~ Yeah! Mom, you win!Celine: Ha! I got it! I got it! A new…… headline.Celine: I am at Tunghai Lake. Earlier, there was a violent fighting. A watermelon knife V.S. A B.B.Q. fork. According to the witnesses, a mother fought with the gangsters for her daughter. And the mother won. Now, let’s interview the persons involved. Celine: Do you feel regretful? Do you feel sorry to this society?Small gangster: I……Celine: I…… I know. You are very sorry and regretful. How about you? (Turn to the big gangster.)Big gangster: None of your business. (Run to the wall.) Leave me alone.Eliza: Me! Me!Celine: What do you want to say?Eliza: Uh…My mom is so cool. She came to save me!Mom: My turn. My turn.Celine: O.K. O.K. What do you want to say after winning the fight?Mom: Well……Celine: Well, you are very happy and proud of yourself to be the winner in the battle. Mom: Yes. And the gangsters…Celine: Oh, the gangsters are very stupid and silly.Mom: Right. And they…Celine: They want to trick you, but…Mom: But… enough. I’m hu ngry. I want to go home with my daughter.Celine: Next time, if you receive a phone call from a scam artist, here are the things you can do to avoid being tricked. First, stay clam and be skeptical about it. The caller hopes to fool you with a moving story, causing you to forget your good judgment. A little doubt can protect you. Second, verify the story. Call the organization to make sure the story is true. Third, report it to the police. And don’t deal with the villains on your own. One phone call wi ll often expose a trap quickly. However, to tell the truth, the mother is really very brave. She is my idol. I want to keep her sign. This is reporter Celine reporting from Tunghia Lake for TVAS.《出租车司机》英语话剧剧本一天出租车司机Tommy遇到了很多奇怪的事情。
白雪公主英文搞笑话剧
白雪公主英文搞笑话剧第一场旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The kind married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous and cruel. She treated Snow White badly.在很久很久以前，有一个皇后，她有一个名叫白雪公主的可爱女儿。
在这个孩子出生不久，皇后就去世了。
国王娶了另外一个皇后，这个后妈很妒忌别人和残忍。
她对待白雪公主的态度非常坏。
公主:(出场,) 唱：【I'm a cute cute girl with a bad bad mom. It's a big big thing if you love me.选自big big world】My horror mother always obliges me, such a beautiful，handsome，humor，smart，lovely，kind princess to do a lot of homework…oh I cannot bear it. So I just make a brilliant decision: running away(离开) 我恐怖的后妈总是逼我这样一个美丽，帅气，幽默，聪明，可爱，善良的公主去做很多的作业……噢，我不能忍受了。
所以，我就做了一个很明智的选择：离开这里。
皇后(上场)：I’m the legendary cruel queen , oh，no ，it’sthe legendary beautiful、greedy、bloody queen. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely. Now, mirror, mirror, come here!我就是传授中残忍的皇后，噢，不，是传说中美丽，贪婪、嗜血的皇后。
多人剧英语剧本 五人英语话剧剧本
五人英语话剧剧本-The Silber Swindle5人 Actors:Tavern Keepe:(男主角)Young ManKeeper's Wife(女主角)Young ManOld ManSummary:Once upon a time, there was a tavern. Travelers and hunters would exchange silver ingots for copper coins and eat some food there. The tavern keeper and his wife were very greedy. They always played tricks on the scales and cheated their customers. One day they played a trick on an old man as usuaL They were so happy. They thought they made a big fortune. Th their surprise, a young man in the tavern began snickering. "It looks like you've been cheated this time." He told them that the silver ingots had lead in them. The old man was a con artist in fake silver for years. How could it be this way? A smart money changer ilke the tavern keeper was outwitted by an old man!Narrator:Good afternoon, Ladies and Gentlemen. Today I will tell you a story. Once upon a time somewhere at the foot of the Changpai mountain, there was a tavern at which travelers and hunters exchanged money to be used inside and outside the small town. Most people knew that the keeper of the tavern and his wife were very greedy. They cheated people by playing tricks on the scales and even charged additional fees for no reasons.One day~Scene I(Customers are talking, laughing and drinking in the tavern. A traveler just comes in, finds a seat and sits down.)Hunter 1: We hunted many animals today. (laughing) Let's have some more drink.Hunter 2: Yeahl That's a good idea.Hunter 1: Let's eat.Waiter: (sees the traveler come in) Welcome in, sir. What would you like to order? We have good food here and, of course, good wine, too. Traveler 1: Bring me your best dishes!Waiter: That's nice, sir. Your food will be here soon.Traveler 2: (walks to the checkout counter) Hey! How much should I pay? T.O.: It's ten for food, five for wine, and three for the service. It's all cost eighteen coins.Traveler 2: What! It's too expensive. You rip me off.T.K.: If you want to eat free, you will get a misfortune.Traveler 2: (throws some coins on the counter reluctantly and marching out angrily) Don't expect I will come back again.(Meanwhile, an old man comes downstairs andorders some food before checking out.)O.M.: Excuse me. May I order now?T.K.: (walks from behind the counter) Hello! Mydearfriend.Youdidn'tpay me yesterday. It's fifty coins for lodging, thirty-five for food, and five coins for cleaning.O.M.: (surprisingly) What! I just stayed for one single night. And I have to pay so much money. It's ridiculous!T.K.: Don't you dare to stay in my tavern for free!(One of the two young men comes up to the old man.)Y.M.1: Calm down, you two. (to the old man respecifully) Uncle Wang, how are you recently?O.M.: Fine. And you?Y.M.1: Fine. Thank you.T.K.: (interrupts their greeting) Pay me first and take your time chatting. Y.M.1: (to the keeper) Please wait a minute.(turns to the old man)Your son has been doing business with me in Changchou. He wanted me to give you this letter and some silver ingots before I left Chavgchou. I did not expect to meet you here. (hands the old man a letter and a bundle of silver ingots) Please take this.O.M.: Thank you. Do you want to have a drink with me?Y.M.1: Oh, no. I can't. I have to leave here for another business. (The young man leaves hastily after giving the old man a big bundle of silver ingots.)O.M.: (to the tavern keeper) My son again gives me money as my living expenses. But, please read this letter for me since my eyesight is not as good as it used to be. I have money more than enough now. Could I trouble you to read this letter from my son? I will pay you ten more coins as tips. T.K.: Why do I have to read this letter for you?K.W.: (moving from behind the counter) There's nothing to argue about. (pulls the tavern keeper aside and whispers to her husband) We don't have any lose.T.K.: (tears open the letter reluctantly and read the letter)Dear Father, How are you recently? I am now in Changchou doing business. My wife is pregnant again. kids are all filial to us. They can recite some poems. I'm sorry that I can't travel with you. Afler doing business for three years, I made a big fortune. So here are 50 taels of silver for you. And I think its enough for you to live in comfort. I'll be home in two months. ~Nish you well.Your sonO.M: (giving the bundle to the tavern keeper's wife) What a good son! Now take what I owe you and exchange the rest for coins, please.K.W.: (opens the bundle shockingly) Wait a moment! That's really a big future.T.K.: (to the old man) All right. You have money now. You can pay us. K.W.: Well. The silver you gave me is more than you need to pay. Ah..., let me see. (pretends to be weighing the silver ingots on the scales) Mmm.... They're exactly 50 taels. The current exchange rate for 50 taels is 5000 copper coins. You have to pay us 100 coins. So, here are 4000 and 900 coins you keep yourself.O.M.: That's what my son told me in the letter. So, good-bye now.K.W.: Waiter.Waiter. Show the gentleman to the door.(The old man takes the coins and leaves the tavern.)K.W.: You can't believe it. That 50 taels of silver weights 60. His son must have been too busy to check the weight. The old man didn't know they could exchange for 6000 copper coins. So we eamlO taels.T.K.: It's so great . We made a big fortune today.Y.M.2: (snikering and walking to the keeper)Are yousure about the silver cotent? You'd better check them again.T.K.: What did you mean by saying that?K.W.: (cuts open one of the ingots) My gosh IT.K.: Oh, God! We were cheated. I have to get back my money. Do you know where I can find him?Y.M.2.: (smiling and putting out his hand over) I know but...T.K.: No problem. Only if you tell me where to find him and I'll give you a tael of silver ingoY.M. 2: A taels?... He is in a town.T.K.: Tell me more and I'll give you three taels.Y.M. 2: Three taels? He is in a village.T.K. : O.K. Five taels and no more.Y.M. 2: Five taels?... In the east of a village, there is a temple... T.K. : O.K., O.K. Ten taels and you tell me the exact place.Y.M. 2: That's a deal.Hunter 1: Let's go with him.K.W.: Waiter. Take the scale and go with them(Most of the customers go along.)Scene II(The tavern Keeper leaves his wife and went to the place the young man described. It's a wine shop. The old man is drinking wine there with lots of people.)T.K.: So, here you are. You, swindler. You cheated me and you dare to have fun here.O.M.: Oh, come on my friend. Have a dink with me.(The tavern Keeper pushes away the old man's hand.)T.K.: Don't talk so much. Return my money.O.M.: Did I cheat you? It was a mistake, my friend.T.K.: (angrily) Hmm~! You can't deny it! Those pieces of silver ingots you gave me are fake. They're with lead inside.O.M.: How do you know the silver ingots are mine.T.K.: Let me show to you.(The tavern Keeper puts the silver ingots on the scales.)O.M.: (showing the letter from his son to the others) You see. They weigh 60 taels of silver. What my son writes in this letter is 50 taels. Don't fool me. These are not the silver ingots I gave you.T.K.: I I this this...Onlookers: (grabs the tavern keeper and beat him hard) You are not honest. And you are trying to buff this poor old man. Let's throw him out. (Light dims out)Scene III(The tavern Keeper leaves the village wearily.)K.W.: (expecting his husband) Oh! My goodness! What happened to you? T.K.: Stop talking to me. Close the door.K.W.: What happened, my dear?T.K.: Just close the door. It's my decision.(The tavern Keeper utters the sentence dismally.)K.W. : I'm asking you what happened to you! Why are you so upset!T.K.: l... Do you believe it? I was made a fool of by the old man. K.W. : Oh oh ! My goodness! How could it be? Oh -'.T.K.: Now you can understand why I am so upset,K.W.: I am as angry and sad as you are? Why are you mad with me?T.K.: (shouts at his wife) Those two guys outwitted us. Just be quiet. K.W.: (dismally) You! You!(To the surprise of the couple, the old man appears in a smoke suddenly.) O.M.: Look at me closely and see who I am.T.K.: (surprisingly) How How come you are here?O.M.: Don't be afraid! You are in a dream. Tell you the truth. I am a god and both of the two young men are my sons.! came here to teach you a lesson. Don't deceive people any more, my friend! Do your business honestly. You will suffer from what you do if you don't stop cheating people. (Finishing his advice, the old man disappears in a smoke.)T.K.: I don't dare to deceive people any more.K.W.: Yes! Me too!Scene IVTraveler 4: May I get my bill?T.K.: Won't you stay longer? Don't you satisfy with our service? Traveler 4: No. No. Everything is great.T.K.: All right. Please wait a minuet and have some tea. It's all cost thirty coins.Traveler 4: It's cheap. Thank you very much. You are really a good man. So goodbye now.T.K.: Goodbye.Narrator: Ever after, the tavern keeper and his wife treated people with kindness. What's more, they even helped poor people in need.The End。
搞笑的英语剪简短话剧
搞笑的英语剪简短话剧1.搞笑的英语短话剧2.搞笑的英语短话剧,7个人左右的1.Do You Know My Work?One night a hotel caught fire, and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes. Two men stood outside and looked at the fire. “Before I came out,” said one,“I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money. People don't think of money when they're afraid. When anyone leaves paper money in a fire, the fire burns it. So I took all the bills that I could find.No one will be poorer because I took them.”“You don't know my work,” said the other. “What is your work?”“I'm a policeman.“Oh!” cried the first man. He thought quickly and said,“And do you know my work?”“No,”said the policeman.“I'm a writer. I'm always telling stories about things that never happened.”3.搞笑简短的英语小品”As she walked through the forest. “What big eyesWord文档 1you have got, Grandma.”said the wolf.“Oh, no!”cried the little girl!”she said.”they said to the hunter.帮你沾来的. She has got a cold.“What a big mouth you have got, Grandma.”thought the hunter.The hunter cut open the wolf. Grandma and Little Red Coat were still alive. They jumped out of the wolf. “Bye-bye, a wolf saw her?”“I'm going to my grandma's house.The bad wolf ate Little Red Coat, too.“Come in, please.”The big wolf opened the door and walked into the room?” asked the wolf.“She lives in the house near the forest. There are some big trees in front of her house.” Said Little Red Coat. “What a big stomach he has got. “Thank you, “Hello. He ate Grandma up.He put on Grandma's coat and trousers. Then he lay in bed.Little Red Coat walked into her grandma's room.The wolf was sleeping on Grandma's bed.At this time, a hunter came and saw the wolf, little girl.” The wolf ran to the grandma's house.Grandma asked, “Who is it?”“It's me, Little Red Coat.Grandma and Little Red Coat were very happy.” said the wolf, litter girl. Where are you going.” Said Little Red Coat.“Where does she live! Grandma must be in his stomachThe little girl liked wearing a red coat. So everybody called her Little Red Coat.One day, her grandma hadWord文档 2a cold. Her mother said to Little Red Coat, “my dear, send some bananas and cakes to your grandma.“Because I want to eat you, my dear!” she said.“Because I want to see your pretty face.”said the wolf4.要简单点的搞笑五六人的英语小短剧One day a postman came to a house but found no one was at home. He went to the next house and asked the neighbour, "Excuse me, when is Mrs. Smith coming back?" The neighbor said, "Oh, I don't know her well. But I know she works from Monday to Friday. And some Saturdays and some Sundays." "So when does Mrs. Smith come back?" “She leaves about 7:40 in the morning and gets home at about 5:30. But sometimes she is late, because she goes to the store.” "Oh, I'm sorry I can't wait for her. Would you please give the box to her?" "Oh, no. I don't know her well. Her kids are coming from Tokyo this evening. She is shopping right now. She wants to buy some food her kids." "But would you just pass the box to her please?" "Oh, I'm sorry. I don't know her well." (Introduction): Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally heWord文档 3failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.Action I太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）： Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world？（画外音：It's you, Prince Dan！太子丹高兴状） Thank u mirror！（面对观众） I'm Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do？（向幕里大叫） Where is my minister？阿三（毕恭毕敬）： Honey, I am coming. 太子丹：I've told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”！阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~ （作杀状）太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent！（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate？阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world. 太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK？阿三：Yes.Action II（《十面埋伏》中刘德华 Now, you will see why I was upsetWord文档 4at first.D: Jim, you don't know what a nice –what a beautiful , nice gift I've got for you. Can you guess?J: I'm sorry. I won't guess.D: Look. A gold watch chain. Isn't it lovely ,Jim? I hunted all over the town to find it. You'll have to look at the time a hundred times a day now. Give me your watch. I want to see how it looks on it .J: Della, Let's put our Christmas gifts away and keep them a while. They're too nice to use just at present. I sold the watch to get the money. And I bought the combs. Now, Let's have our supper.礼物旁白：明天是圣诞节，但是德拉觉得很难过，因为她无钱为她丈夫吉姆买一圣诞礼物，她只有1.87美元，他们一个月只有20美元的收入，那很难再从中省钱了。
英语短剧剧本 适合5个人
NARRATOR: The story happened in the summer of 2009, Li Lei and Han Meimei all came to Hangzhou from theirs’hometown and they all entered the Zhejiang University of Technology. Han Mei studied the cultural transmission. Lei studied architecture. Both of them could have been two parallel lines. But suddenly one day when two parallel lines that intersect it! ! ! So The story appeared in dogblood idol drama. Li Lei and Han Meimei are selected with a teacher, with a time of dancing. even more amazing things, other students are sub-arranged. Because they were two of the remaining class, so they became a partner. With the increase in contact,They attracted each other. Han Meimei was troubled, he looked chaochao for help.chaochao: what's wrong with you?Han meimei: I seems to like li lei.Chaochao: Go ahead.Han meimei: But I have a boyfriend?chaochao: hmm. Who do you prefer the two of them?Han meimei: My boyfriend is tall, handsome and good for me, but I have no feeling.Follow the development of Taiwanese drama. They still got together.20-year-old young men and women think feeling was a thing that nothing can compare.Like others, they ate together, went for a walk after dinner, besides in the end of term,they also went to the library to review together. So the library was also a good place to love. when H was unhappy, L took H to the playground to watch stars. When Valentine's Day and H’s Birthday, L gave H gifts and flowers. And when L played basketball injured. H accompanyed him in the hospital all day. Consumption Of course, They also argued sometimes . For example ,sometimes L would ignore h for basketball . But fortunately, they Spent four years in college to go so smoothly. By midway university graduate, H because daddy's friends in hangzhou open company, so soon found a job. But lilei had his work experience required . Since no work experience, and no help from others,in finding a job two months later, He still did not find a job.H saw L daily setting out early, very distressed. So:H: let my father help you?L: no. I can do it myself.H: you are looking for a job for so long, don’t be so stubborn.L: you don't believe me?H: no. I believe you. But...L: ok, don't say anymore. I won't accept it, I'll support you.It is in this backdrop, their contradiction growing discontent. So They broke up eventually.L: You occasionally to retreat a step, can’t you?H: You always to retreat a step,can't you?Hence, the original two at the intersection of parallel lines and to return to normal. After graduation. H stay in hangzhou. And L went to Shanghai because of the more chance .3 years laterL came to hangzhou on business. L happened to meet HL: I'm sorry. Han meimei?H: li lei? L: long time no seeH: well. Long time no see. en.. How are you?L: I'm fine, and you?H: me too.L: HMM. This is?H: oh, this is my boyfriend, he is very kind to me, we're going to get married.L: oh, congratulations, HMM. I have something to do,so I should go. Let’s dinner next time. telephone contact.H: oh, good. Telephone contact, byebyeL: byebyeSo, for a boring and awkward conversation ended. L suddenly remembered after graduation he changed the number. He doesn't have H phone number. Hesitated, he eventually did not go to ask her number. Hence, the dog blood was derided the Taiwanese reality.That to all of the single and the non single.。
适合七人的英语短剧表演
适合七人的英语短剧表演
适合七人的英语短剧表演可以是一种有趣的学习和娱乐方式。
以下是一个适合七人表演的短剧剧本概要：
剧本概要：
这个短剧的故事背景是一个中学校园，在一个七人朋友的故事中展开。
这七个朋友都是不同性格和背景的学生，他们面临着各种挑战和冲突，同时也经历了友谊的力量。
第一幕：介绍七个主要角色以及他们相互之间的关系。
每个学生都有自己的个性和兴趣爱好，但他们都是彼此的好朋友。
第二幕：故事中的一个主要冲突出现了。
这个冲突可以是学生们为了一个共同的目标而争吵，或者是他们面对同一个问题时产生的分歧。
这个冲突引发了短剧的发展。
第三幕：学生们逐渐认识到他们需要团结在一起，共同解决问题。
他们开始合作，互相支持和鼓励。
第四幕：最终，学生们通过团结一致，解决了他们面临的问题。
他们也通过这个过程学到了相互理解和宽容的重要性。
第五幕：剧终，学生们庆祝他们的成功，并展示了他们之间更紧密的友谊。
他们共同度过了一个难忘的经历，并意识到团结是最重要的。
这个剧本可以有一些幽默的元素，以增加观众的乐趣。
同时，通过这个剧本，观众也可以学到一些关于团队合作、友谊和解决问题的重要价值观念。
在这个剧中，每个学生角色都有机会发挥自己的才能和个性，这可以增加演员的参与感和兴趣。
同时，观众也可以从不同的角度了解到各种个性和背景对于一个团队的重要性。
通过这个适合七人的英语短剧表演，学生们可以在表演中锻炼英语口语能力，同时也能够培养团队合作和表演技巧。
这将是一个有趣和有意义的学习经验，不仅可以提高英语能力，还能够加强学生之间的友谊和互动。
7人英语话剧剧本集合（含多个）（精选五篇）
7人英语话剧剧本集合（含多个）（精选五篇）第一篇：7人英语话剧剧本集合(含多个)7人英语话剧剧本-Net Friend,互联网交友Summary:Is it correct to make friends on the Internet? Will it be dangerous?Bill, Hillary's younger brother, is a rude and impolite boy.Everyone in his school doesn't like him.However, he really wants to have a girlfriend, so he asks his sister to help him.Then Hillary pretended to be Bill on net and met a nice girl, Monica.Three months later, Hillary asked Monica to go out with “Bill”(Her brother), and arranged everything for them.When they met each other at McDonald's, Monica found that Bill wasn't the one who she talked to on net.Then...Finally, Monica understands that it's very dangerous to date with strangers and trusts everything of which her net-friend told her.And we all should be very careful when we're on net.Scene I(In school cafeteria, students are having lunch)Bill: Hey, Jessie.(He pushed her shoulder very rudely)Can I join you?(Jessie didn't say a Word, and Bill just sat down)Bill: Wow!Wow!Wow!You are wearing a nice dress today!Jessie: Thanks!Bill: Oh!What a beautiful hair clip.Where did you buy it?(Jessie didn't say anything..)Bill: Hey, you have a nice watch.(He held her hand strongly and Jessie got angry.)Jessie: Don't touch me!I don't want to talk to you.Leave me alone!(Bill stood up and walked toward Carol.Bill sat down besideCarol without asking her)Bill: Hey, beautiful!How could you eat so little!It's not good for your health!Take this!(Bill wanted Carol to eat his food) Carol: No.Bill: Take it!(He was very rude and the plate fell down.)Carol: Hey!What are you doing!This is my new skirt!Bill: I'm sorry!Carol: Go away!You're such a rude guy!(Carol went away.)Bill: Did I do something wrong?(He talked to himself)Scene II(In Hillary's room.Hillary was surfing the net)Bill: Sis....Bill: Hillary!Hillary: Oh!Hi!Bill!How long have you been sitting there? Are you trying to scare me?(Bill didn't say a Word.)Hillary: Bill? What's wrong with you? What happened?Bill: I tried to draw some girls' attention but they just ignored me!Hillary: Hmm....Maybe the way you used was wrong.Bill: Yeah, maybe.But I don't know how to attract them.Hillary, I just want to have a girlfriend?Hillary: Girlfriend?Bill: Yeah.Hillary: Let me see what I can do.Bill: So, can you help me?Hillary: Ok!Since you really want to have a girlfriend, I'll try to help you.Bill: Great!Thank you!You are a doll!(At this moment, Hillary's net-friend is calling her.)Hillary: Oh..My net-friend!Bill: Ok!Waiting for your good news!(Bill left Hillary's room and Hillary was thinking how shehelped Bill.)Hillary: Yeah!That's it!I can pretend to be Bill and find a girlfriend on the Internet!(She opened the PC and saw a girl's name “Monica”...)Hillary:(Laughing......)Monica!(A little bit surprised)Hillary:(Talked to herself)It is the same name as the girl of Clinton's sexual scandal.Hmm.Let me send a message to her.Hillary: Hi!I'm Bill!Glad to meet you!Monica: Hello, Bill!, Glad to meet you, too.I'm a college student, and you?Hillary: Me threeMonica:(Laughing...)You're a humorous person!Hillary: Thanks!I guess you're a female, aren't you?Monica: Yes, I am.Hillary:(Talked to herself)Great!She's a girl.Monica: And you?Hillary: Oh...I'm a “boy”Monica: Which school club are you in?Hillary: Computer Information Club.Monica: Oh!Really? So you must be a computer expert!Hillary: You can say that again.Monica: You know I'm interested in computers, too.So, can you teach me or tell me something about them?Hillary: Sure!It's my pleasure!(.....Two hours later.....)Hillary: Oh!It's interesting to chat with you.Monica: Yeah!I'm very happy, too.IIiIIaiy: Will you be here tomorrow? At the same time?Monica: I think so, I hope we can meet again.Hillary: Ok, I'll be here tomorrow, Bye!Bye!Monica: Bye!Saying: From then on, Monica and Hillary continue chatting with each other after school.(At Monica's room.As soon as Monica came back home from school,she started surfing the net.Then, her mom came into her room.She knocked her door, but no one answered the door)Mom: I'm coming!Mom: Oh!Monica, my darling!I've just baked some cookies.Want some?Monica: No, thanks!I have something important to do.Mom: What are you busy doing?Monica: I'm surfing the net and talking to my net-friend.Mom: Net-friends！They are strangers.You even don't know who they are.I read from the newspapers.Lot's of things happened on net.You should be more careful and you have to watch out for your net-friends, You're so youngMonica: Ok..ok..I know, Mom.Don't worry about me.(Mom walked out her room.and Monica saw Hillary)Monica: Hello!Bill!Hillary: Hi!Monica!How's school today?Monica: Wonderful!It's really a nice day!Hillary: Monica!I think we've known each other for a long time.And I just wonder whether you would go out with me?Monica:(Talk to herself)Go out with him?Monica: Sure, I would like to.I think you're a polite and humorous person.It may be interesting to go out with you!Hillary: That's great!How about we meeting at McDonald's on Ming-Chang Road this weekend?Monica: All right!It's a deal!But how can I recognize you?Hilillary: I'll wear a blue shirt, blue jeans, a blue caps and alsocarry a blue knapsack.Besides, I'll stand beside the trash can.Monica: All in blue!Wow!Ok!That will be easy for me to recognize you.Hillary: Yeah!I'll be waiting for you!Monica: Ok!See youMonica:(Talk to herself)Ha!I'm looking forward to it!Hillary:(Talk to herself)Yes, I made it.I'm going to tell Bill this good news!ScenceIII(At McDonald's, Bill was waiting for Monica.A few minutes later, Monica saw Bill and walked toward Bill)Monica: Hi...Are you Bill?Bill: Yes, I am.You're Monica?Monica: Yeah..that's right.Bill: You look great!Monica: You're not bad, either.Hey, Let's find a table!Bill: Yeah!How about that one? I've ordered some things.(They found a table and began talking.)Monica: Bill!Bill: Monica!Bill: Oh!Lady first!Monica: Bill, have you already finished your computer report?Bill: Uh...Uh...Did I tell you that?Monica: Yes, you did.You said it was about how to kill virus.Did you find out how to do that?Bill: Kill virus? That's easy for me.I'm a genius.Just use a knife.Monica: A knife?Bill: Yeah!Knife can kill everything.Monica: What are you talking about? Alright!Alright!Forget it!And how about the novel we discussed last week?Bill: Novel? I've read so many novels, which one?Monica: “The old man and the sea”, don't you forget? What happened to that old man?Bill: Yeah!That old man!Hecaught a big fish and then became a hero.Monica: Hmm.He has a strong will, doesn't he? He never gives up anything.And how about the fish?Bill: Did you forget? He cooked the fish and ate it!Monica: And~~it's delicious, right?Bill: You got it!It's very delicious!Monica: Nonsense!The fish was eaten by the sharks.You're not Bill, are you?Bill: Of course I'm Bill.“B~I-L-L”Monica: But you seem different from the way you are on net.Who are you for God's sake?Bill: Ok.I tell you the truth.I'm Bill, but not the one you talked to on net.That was my sister, Hillary.Monica: Are you kidding me?Bill: No, that's true.I really want to have a girlfriend, so she helped me out.She met you on net and thought you're a nice girl.So she arranged us to meet each other.Monica: That means both of you tricked me?Bill: So what? That's Hillary's idea.Monica: You...You.....(She is very angry)Monica: Gosh!I was tricked for such a long time!Scence IV(Monica left McDonald angrily)(At Monica's room, again.)Monica:(Crying)How foolish I was!What on earth was I doing?(Still crying)I think I need someone to talk to.(She looked around and saw the time)Monica: Ah, 8:30.It's “Paula's Time.”(She turned on the TV)Paula: Welcome to “Paula's Time” I'm Paula Jones, not Dow Jones.Today we'll discuss some net problems.Nowadays Internethelps modern people live more convenient lives, get the latest information.You can say that we live in an Internet world.However, some bad guys made use of Internet to do illegal deals or trick people.So, today we will listen to some friends' problems and help them solve it.Our hot line number is 111-1234.Please dial it as soon as possible.I'm waiting for your call-in.OK.Who's the first friend?Monica: Hi, Paula, I'm Monica.Paula: Yes, Monica, what do you want to share with us?Monica: I met a girl, Hillary, on net three months ago.She pretended to be her brother, Bill, and chatted with me.But I didn't know the truth until yesterday that we arranged to meet each other.He told me that Hillary surfed the net to help him find a girlfriend.And that was me.I felt I was tricked and I was very sad.Do you think I'm wrong?Paula: It seems like Bill takes special interests in Monica just like our president.Monica, it's a serious and common social problem in modern society.Lots of people want to make friends on the Internet.But you must be careful.On the net, people use nicknames to protect themselves, or even trick others to do something bad.Everyone on the net wears a mask.Sometimes it's evil that hides under the mask.So you had better watch out.Never date with strangers by yourself.Strangers are dangerous.Monica: Thanks, Paula.You do help me a lot.I know what I should do now.(Suddenly someone is calling Monica on net)Starr: Hi!Monica!I'm Starr.May I make friends with you?Monica: Oh!No!Not again!(Lights out)The End第二篇：英语话剧剧本Have you finished packing？情景一Mike :Hi, we are going to take advantage ofour two weeks vacation to have a relaxed trip.So where do you want to go for our trip?Mina :Awesome!I am looking forward to going to London.!we are going to take advantage of the beautiful London’s scenery in the winter and have a” winter date week”Dave : Oh, that sounds nice!London is always extremelypretty this time of year.I just love it!Mike: Nice , but this long distance trip is starting to wear me down.I amthinking that we’d do a little hiking.No matter where we gobut there is a really nice trail about five hour away from our house.It’s through the woods and so I’m sure it will look beautiful.Mina: Oh ,brother, You know that London is the place where I really want to go.I had read online that it was a decent place ,and I can’t forget how beautiful that is!Dave : I agree with Mina.We have two weeks vacation not two days, sowe should have a long trip.Mike: Ok, ok, I guess I’ll agree to that , but only on one condition.市销话剧第二组Mina and Dave: what’s that?Mike: I want take some beautiful photos in this vacation ,so you must promisethat there are many beautiful sceneriesin the place where we go for trip.Mina: London is home to some of the most iconic attractions in the word from historic landmarks such as the Tower of London to more recent constructions likes the London Eye.So there is no need to worry about that.Dave: I believe that you will be snapping away like crazy.So we will go to London.情景二Mike : what should we prepare for our trip? We should make a plan before we start packing.Mina :Sounds like a good idea.Weshould get the tourist visa and book plane tickets.Dave :Oh ,dear, How about my plants and dog?Mike : Don’t worry ,how about give our house key to Haining Zhang, and she will take care of our house when we out.Mina : That sounds great.What’s more don’t forget to unplug TV and electrical stuff.Mike :So I will call Haining zhang.But where is my cell phone?市销话剧第二组Oh, my cell phone!I lost my cell phone!Dave :The kitchen.It’s in the kitchen.I saw it this morning.Mike :I get it.Ta-dahMina and Dave are packing.Haining: Hi, Mike ,this is Haining Zhang, how are you ? Mike : I am fine ,and you ?Haining: I am fine , anythingalse?Mike : Dear, we well have a two weeks trip, could you take care of our house in that time.Haining : Ok, no problem.What can I do for you?Mike : Could you water my plants and feed my dog? I don’t want to put the dog in the kennel.Haining : Sure, it’s my pleasure.Have you finished packing? Mike : yeah , I have finished everything.Dave and Mina are packing now.these two they’re never prepared.Mina : Oh my god, where is my wallet!I can’t find it anywhere.Mike Bathroom.Mina : Are you sure? So strange.(hold up he wallet)I get it.Dave : Where is the tourist visa and tickets, and do you know where I put it ?市销话剧第二组Mike : Here, on the table.Dave get it.Mina :Mike!we’ll be late!Let’s go!Haining :Have a great trip!Mina ,Mike ,Dave, Bye , Haining.Mike : Does everyone have everything?Mina , Dave: Yep!Mike , Let’s go!情景三Dave :I don’t remember where I put the tourist visa and plane tickets.Mike: Oh ,no!there are only one hour left.Dave : Let me think, oh ,there it is ,I put it on the dresser.Mike ,Mina : what a relief!now ,London here come!市销话剧第二组第三篇：英语话剧剧本英语话剧剧本在一个鸟语花香的一个早上，站长一如既往地坐在办公室，一边翘着二郎腿，一边单手拿起一本咖啡喝。
7人英语短剧剧本
7人英语短剧剧本N:In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candiesand sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies?S:Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? Thestudents will eat m e! And they will be ill! Wu Wu Wu…S:Mmmm…It looks dirty. Let me give you a nice coat! (给它穿上) Wow! Now it’s so beautiful!Ha ha……C:Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty! (拖糖果下场)Scene2（At the school gate）N:(Maggie和Alice欢快地跑出校门，看到小贩)(小贩拉着糖上场，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweetcandies! ……M:Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!A:Yeah! I think they are yummy!M:Let’s ask him.A:OK!C:Don’t buy me！（非常焦急）M&A:Why?C:I’m dirty！M:No, you look nice!C:What can I do? (面向观众) Wuwu…(小贩将她拉在后面) S:Candies! Candies!（引诱两个女孩）M&A:How much are they?S:Do you have money?（轻蔑）M&A:Money?(对视)M:Oh, I’ve no money!（失落之极）A:Me too.S:No money? So sorry!(吆喝着走开，下场)M:What can we do now?A:Let’s ask dad for money.M:But how to ask?A:How? … Oh, I know, let’s make him happy, and he will give us money.（自信）M:Good idea! (全部下场)。
哈姆莱特6或7人话剧搞笑版
HAMLET(gaoxiao)(a story about lollipops)Characters:Hamlet King(H”s uncle) Queen(H”s mother) Laertes Minister Ghost(H”s father)====Horatio(H”s good friend)Act I(哈姆莱特在吃棒棒糖，老国王的鬼魂飘了出来)G:Hamlet, my son.(无力)H:you-you…..who are you?and…your fe et?( 惊恐)G:As you can see, I am your father had diedH:So, you are a ghost?G:All right!H:A……ghost, ghost…….( 惊恐)G:SHUT UP. And calm down.I come back to tell a secret to you this time.(怒斥) H:SECRET? I love secret.( 好奇高兴)(两人一起坐下)H:Dad ,eat lollipop(递过棒棒糖)G:Very delicious, thank you.H:Don't mention it.You were always giving me many lollipops(低头)G:Past(看天)…….HI.hamulet,do You know how I die?H:They say you are bitten by a snake,G:Snake? Yech,it is a”snake” that killed me.and the snake is your uncle-----the king now, and your beautiful mother's husband.H:How come?G/:Therefore, you must kill him, for my revenge.my son.H:Why?G:No why!H:He is so good that hegive me many lollipops every day.G:Lollipop?this?H:Of course,G:E………My son, listen. In fac t,this is only false lollipop,and the ture is bigger and better than this.H:False? Absolutely. It really is too small.he should dare to cheat me. I must kill him.(生气下定决心)G:This just rightness.OK dear, it is so late,and it is time to go to bed.H:Well,,good night,dad.G:Good night,hamlet,a good dream.H:You too.( 不舍)ACT II(国王女王率先进入坐下余人鱼贯而入参拜)H/L/Y:It is a great honor to mee t you, your Majesty. Greetings,Your Majesty.K;Good morning,ladies and….. (尴尬) Good morning ,gentlemen. .Q;good morning.(H上前跪下抱着L的腿)H;Dear laertes,I am sorry that I killed your fater,and I am sorry that Your sister died because of me.but you must forgive me,right?L;Of course,dear hamlet,we are the best friends in the word.Q;Honey, I think it is too boring,what about doing some entertainment activities?( 撒娇)K;I agree. But what to do?M;Majesty,it is said that both the prince and laertes are good at fencing.why not let them act it?(谄媚)K;.what do you think?hamlet and laertes.H/L:It is my pleasure.K:Honey, Which do you think is better?Q:Of course is our sonK:On the contrary ,I support lrretes.Q;But……..K:Ok ok ok. seeing is believing, (狡猾眼珠一转拍手M送上一个棒棒糖国王给糖加毒). Now that is a game, then there should be a reward……….it belongs to the winner.H/L:It is mine.( 对视双眼交战)M;First half.ARE YOU READY?3….2…..1===GO(上前)(两人从口袋掏东西H掏出一个勺子L掏出一个叉子)H/L;Fuck.(扔掉)K:Stap him,stap him………(恶毒)Q:What do you saying, Majesty?(好奇)K;E………no thing(慌张掩饰)….look, how splendid!(L刺中H)K:Well done…. Lerates. (高兴)M:Time to break(上前)K:Have a drink of water,and take a rest(给H的水加毒药)H:So cool.K:Fuck …….(压住愤怒)M:Second half…………. (上前)L:You are too weak(蔑视)H:He who laughs last laughs best.M:ARE YOU……(死板)H/L:QUICKLY! (不耐烦催促)M;GO…….K:Here you are.( 两人PK 剑掉在地上国王捡起来给L的剑涂毒)(二人拿错了剑国王发愣L中剑倒地看着H 恨)L:Poison. You……..H:NANI….K:Not Me(手指比划委屈动作低语)H:Is his dry?( 看向国王思考低语)Q:WA…….so delicious(王后拿起棒棒糖添赞美)K:Don”t…..(惊慌欲阻止)H:Mum,it”s mine(上前抢夺)H:Yech ,lollipop,this is a ture once------my favourite.(边吃看着国王)Bad guy,you cheated me all the time,right?i”m so angly,and the result is serious…….Q:A….. It hurts(王后倒下)H:What”s wrong with you,mum,mum?(摇)Q:I'm deadH:You?! Drop dead(起来盯着国王大喊一剑刺中)K:I'm deadF;:OH…….my best friend,what”wrong with you?(惊慌跑进来猛烈摇)H:All dead…….(H咳嗽)F:No no no, I will die with you.H:No ,you must live to tell the world that I have killed my evil uncle which killed my father for throne. (看向天空叹息)========TO BE OR NOT TO BE,FOR LOLLIPOP.========。
英语话剧(7人)
较简单的英语话剧剧本The BusA Story (about stinky feet（咸猪手）) happened in a bus公交车上的故事Student A(female), Student B, Student C, Boy A, Boy B, Old woman, Driver Scene One(Three students are chatting on a bus. Because all the seats are taken, they are standing, holding onto some plastic rings hanging down from the bus roof. Two boys are sleeping in their seats. Then the bus arrives at a stop and an old woman gets on. He looks at the seats. Seeing no empty seats, he stands next to a student and holds onto a plastic ring.)Old woman: There’re no empty seats. I guess I'll have to stand. (The students find the old woman not having a seat. They want to help his find one to sit in.)Student A: We should find a seat for his.Student B: Right. Those two bad boys did not give their seats to his. (The two boys continue to sleep.)Student C: We should find a seat for his.Student s A & B: Yes.(Student A goes to Boy A and taps on his shoulder.)Student A: Excuse me, could you give your seat to that old lady? (Boy A stretches and continues to sleep. Students A and B look at each other. Student B taps on Boy A's shoulder.)Student B: Hey! Can you give your seat to that old lady?Boy A: (wakes up) I lined up for twenty hours yesterday to buy A-Mei's new album. I'm very tired. I'm sorry I can't give my seat to the old lady. (Continues to sleep)Student C: What should we do?Student B: Let's ask the other boy.Boy B: (gets up suddenly) Ah!All: (startled['sta:tld]（震惊）) Ah!Student B: What happened?Student C: Why did you scream?Boy B: I had a nightmare. It was terrible.Student B: Excuse me; can you give your seat to that old lady?(Boy B falls asleep.)Student A: Hello! Is it OK for you to make room for that old lady? Boy B: Let me sleep, please. I read an English novel all night last night and didn't get any sleep. Can you let me sleep for a while?Student A: Well, we've tried.Student B: The young man is really brash.Old woman: Thank you, young ladies! I'm OK! Don't think I'm an old woman.I am healthy. (Makes a few kicks like a young man)Student C: Maybe we worry too much. The old lady's very healthy. (The bus driver hits the brake suddenly and the old woman falls over. It makes Boy A wake up.)Boy A: Oh! Are you OK?Old woman: Oh! Oh! My waist（腰）!Boy A: You can take my seat. (Helps the old woman to the seat)Student C: Hmm. He just got his conscience['kɔnʃəns]（良心发现）.Student A: Yeah! I was just about to say they got no manners. Student B: Yeah. I thought he was a cold-blooded animal.Boy A: Hey! Watch your own manners. I've given his my seat. I'm really very tired.(At this time Boy B is embarrassed. He dares not continue to sleep.) Old woman: Thank you, young man. I'm old and useless.Boy B: Don't say that. If I'd given you my seat earlier, the accident wouldn't have happened.(The bus driver hits the brake suddenly again. Boy A falls down.) Scene Two(The Old woman and Boy B sit in the seats. Boy A is standing behind the three students and drowsing. The three students continue to chat. Boy Ais drowsing（打瞌睡） carelessly and bumps[bʌmp]（碰） into student A'sbody.)Student A: Oh! Who touched me? (Turns his head around and seesBoy A standing behind his) It's you, right?Boy A: What?Student B: Why? You did it intentionally, didn't you?Boy A: Wait. I didn't do anything.Student C: You touched his intentionally[in'tenʃənli]（故意地）, right?Boy A: Hey, I'm not that kind of person. (Looks at Boy B) Hey… Is it you? Boy B: (confused and shakes his head) Not me. I was sleeping.(The bus driver hits the brake suddenly again. Boy A bumps into student A again.)Student A: (angry) Still saying it wasn't you? You pig!Boy A: I didn't mean it.Old woman: Nowadays boys are not the same as those in the past. Boys inthe past were all very polite. Now boys are reckless['reklis]（鲁莽的，粗心大意的）.Student C: Now what do you have to say? Apologize to her. Hurry!Boy A: Alright! Alright! (To student A) I'm sorry.(Student A ignores him and continues to chat with the other two students.) Boy A: It's not my day today.Boy B: Gentlemen don't fight with women. And he's not a nice woman. Old woman: Nowadays students don't have good temper. Time really changed. Boy B: Older people know more than us.Old woman: When I was a young student, I got love letters from many men every day. For the sake of manners, I went out with different men every day.(Boys A and B don't know what to say. Suddenly the bus driver hits the brake. The old woman bumps into Student C's hips（臀部）.)Student C: (surprised) You.....(The old woman looks at Student C and says nothing.)Old woman: You have nice hips.Student B: I can't believe the old woman is capable['keipəbl]（有能力的）of sexual['sekʃuəl] harassment['hærəsmənt, hə'ræsmənt]（性骚扰）. Student C: Maybe nowadays old people are not the same as those in the past. Student A: Maybe after losing his husband, he feels lonely.Student B: Ah! Here we are. Let's get off.Student C: We'd better stay away from those strange people. (Students get off the bus.)Boy B: Who are those strange people? They're real strange. (Helps the old woman up) Are you O.K.? Those young students have no sympathy(同情). Old woman: (feels Boy B's hand) You also have a pair of very fine hands. Boy B: (startled) What?Boy A: This old woman is also very strange.Boy B: Let's go!Old woman: Don't be shy, young man. I have held such kind of hand for a long time.(Boy B frees himself from the old woman's hand and gets off.)Old woman: (looks at Boy A) yours are nice, too.Boy A: Hmm, good-bye. (Gets off)。
五人英语话剧剧本-The Silber Swindle
五人英语话剧剧本-The Silber Swindle5人Actors:Tavern Keepe:(男主角)Young ManKeeper's Wife(女主角)Young ManOld ManSummary:Once upon a time, there was a tavern. Travelers and hunters would exchange silver ingots for copper coins and eat some food there. The tavern keeper and his wife were very greedy. They always played tricks on the scales and cheated their customers. One day they played a trick on an old man as usuaL They were so happy. They thought they made a big fortune. Th their surprise, a young man in the tavern began snickering. "It looks like you've been cheated this time." He told them that the silver ingots had lead in them. The old man was a con artist in fake silver for years. How could it be this way? A smart money changer ilke the tavern keeper was outwitted by an old man!Narrator:Good afternoon, Ladies and Gentlemen. Today I will tell you a story. Once upon a time somewhere at the foot of the Changpai mountain, therewas a tavern at which travelers and hunters exchanged money to be used inside and outside the small town. Most people knew that the keeper of the tavern and his wife were very greedy. They cheated people by playing tricks on the scales and even charged additional fees for no reasons.One day~Scene I(Customers are talking, laughing and drinking in the tavern. A traveler just comes in, finds a seat and sits down.)Hunter 1: We hunted many animals today. (laughing) Let's have some more drink.Hunter 2: Yeahl That's a good idea.Hunter 1: Let's eat.Waiter: (sees the traveler come in) Welcome in, sir. What would you like to order? We have good food here and, of course, good wine, too. Traveler 1: Bring me your best dishes!Waiter: That's nice, sir. Your food will be here soon.Traveler 2: (walks to the checkout counter) Hey! How much should I pay?T.O.: It's ten for food, five for wine, and three for the service. It's all cost eighteen coins.Traveler 2: What! It's too expensive. You rip me off.T.K.: If you want to eat free, you will get a misfortune.Traveler 2: (throws some coins on the counter reluctantly and marching out angrily) Don't expect I will come back again.(Meanwhile, an old man comes downstairs andorders some food before checking out.)O.M.: Excuse me. May I order now?T.K.: (walks from behind the counter) Hello! Mydearfriend.Youdidn'tpay me yesterday. It's fifty coins for lodging, thirty-five for food, and five coins for cleaning.O.M.: (surprisingly) What! I just stayed for one single night. And I have to pay so much money. It's ridiculous!T.K.: Don't you dare to stay in my tavern for free!(One of the two young men comes up to the old man.)Y.M.1: Calm down, you two. (to the old man respecifully) Uncle Wang, how are you recently?O.M.: Fine. And you?Y.M.1: Fine. Thank you.T.K.: (interrupts their greeting) Pay me first and take your time chatting. Y.M.1: (to the keeper) Please wait a minute.(turns to the old man)Your son has been doing business with me in Changchou. He wanted me to give you this letter and some silver ingots before I left Chavgchou. I did not expect to meet you here. (hands the old man a letter and a bundle ofsilver ingots) Please take this.O.M.: Thank you. Do you want to have a drink with me?Y.M.1: Oh, no. I can't. I have to leave here for another business.(The young man leaves hastily after giving the old man a big bundle of silver ingots.)O.M.: (to the tavern keeper) My son again gives me money as my living expenses. But, please read this letter for me since my eyesight is not as good as it used to be. I have money more than enough now. Could I trouble you to read this letter from my son? I will pay you ten more coins as tips.T.K.: Why do I have to read this letter for you?K.W.: (moving from behind the counter) There's nothing to argue about. (pulls the tavern keeper aside and whispers to her husband) We don't have any lose.T.K.: (tears open the letter reluctantly and read the letter)Dear Father, How are you recently? I am now in Changchou doing business. My wife is pregnant again. kids are all filial to us. They can recite some poems. I'm sorry that I can't travel with you. Afler doing business for three years, I made a big fortune. So here are 50 taels of silver for you. And I think its enough for you to live in comfort. I'll be home in two months. ~Nish you well.Your sonO.M: (giving the bundle to the tavern keeper's wife) What a good son! Now take what I owe you and exchange the rest for coins, please.K.W.: (opens the bundle shockingly) Wait a moment! That's really a big future.T.K.: (to the old man) All right. You have money now. You can pay us. K.W.: Well. The silver you gave me is more than you need to pay. Ah..., let me see. (pretends to be weighing the silver ingots on the scales) Mmm.... They're exactly 50 taels. The current exchange rate for 50 taels is 5000 copper coins. You have to pay us 100 coins. So, here are 4000 and 900 coins you keep yourself.O.M.: That's what my son told me in the letter. So, good-bye now.K.W.: Waiter.Waiter. Show the gentleman to the door.(The old man takes the coins and leaves the tavern.)K.W.: You can't believe it. That 50 taels of silver weights 60. His son must have been too busy to check the weight. The old man didn't know they could exchange for 6000 copper coins. So we eamlO taels.T.K.: It's so great . We made a big fortune today.Y.M.2: (snikering and walking to the keeper)Are yousure about the silver cotent? You'd better check them again.T.K.: What did you mean by saying that?K.W.: (cuts open one of the ingots) My gosh IT.K.: Oh, God! We were cheated. I have to get back my money. Do you know where I can find him?Y.M.2.: (smiling and putting out his hand over) I know but...T.K.: No problem. Only if you tell me where to find him and I'll give you a tael of silver ingoY.M. 2: A taels?... He is in a town.T.K.: Tell me more and I'll give you three taels.Y.M. 2: Three taels? He is in a village.T.K. : O.K. Five taels and no more.Y.M. 2: Five taels?... In the east of a village, there is a temple...T.K. : O.K., O.K. Ten taels and you tell me the exact place.Y.M. 2: That's a deal.Hunter 1: Let's go with him.K.W.: Waiter. Take the scale and go with them(Most of the customers go along.)Scene II(The tavern Keeper leaves his wife and went to the place the young man described. It's a wine shop. The old man is drinking wine there with lots of people.)T.K.: So, here you are. You, swindler. You cheated me and you dare to have fun here.O.M.: Oh, come on my friend. Have a dink with me.(The tavern Keeper pushes away the old man's hand.)T.K.: Don't talk so much. Return my money.O.M.: Did I cheat you? It was a mistake, my friend.T.K.: (angrily) Hmm~! You can't deny it! Those pieces of silver ingots you gave me are fake. They're with lead inside.O.M.: How do you know the silver ingots are mine.T.K.: Let me show to you.(The tavern Keeper puts the silver ingots on the scales.)O.M.: (showing the letter from his son to the others) You see. They weigh 60 taels of silver. What my son writes in this letter is 50 taels. Don't fool me. These are not the silver ingots I gave you.T.K.: I I this this...Onlookers: (grabs the tavern keeper and beat him hard) You are not honest. And you are trying to buff this poor old man. Let's throw him out. (Light dims out)Scene III(The tavern Keeper leaves the village wearily.)K.W.: (expecting his husband) Oh! My goodness! What happened to you?T.K.: Stop talking to me. Close the door.K.W.: What happened, my dear?T.K.: Just close the door. It's my decision.(The tavern Keeper utters the sentence dismally.)K.W. : I'm asking you what happened to you! Why are you so upset! T.K.: l... Do you believe it? I was made a fool of by the old man.K.W. : Oh oh ! My goodness! How could it be? Oh -'.T.K.: Now you can understand why I am so upset,K.W.: I am as angry and sad as you are? Why are you mad with me? T.K.: (shouts at his wife) Those two guys outwitted us. Just be quiet. K.W.: (dismally) You! You!(To the surprise of the couple, the old man appears in a smoke suddenly.)O.M.: Look at me closely and see who I am.T.K.: (surprisingly) How How come you are here?O.M.: Don't be afraid! You are in a dream. Tell you the truth. I am a godand both of the two young men are my sons.! came here to teach you a lesson. Don't deceive people any more, my friend! Do your business honestly. You will suffer from what you do if you don't stop cheating people.(Finishing his advice, the old man disappears in a smoke.)T.K.: I don't dare to deceive people any more.K.W.: Yes! Me too!Scene IVTraveler 4: May I get my bill?T.K.: Won't you stay longer? Don't you satisfy with our service? Traveler 4: No. No. Everything is great.T.K.: All right. Please wait a minuet and have some tea. It's all cost thirty coins.Traveler 4: It's cheap. Thank you very much. You are really a good man. So goodbye now.T.K.: Goodbye.Narrator: Ever after, the tavern keeper and his wife treated people with kindness. What's more, they even helped poor people in need.The End。
《迷失的青春》5人英语话剧剧本
人物JackSeanKevinClaireKiki--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Scene I(In the classroom)Sean Hi! How are youKevin Bad! Really bad!Sean Do you want to try something to make you feel happyKevin OK! Do you have any ideasSean I know a pub which is popular.Kevin Oh! Sounds great!Sean Hm! Let’s go right now.Sean You looked so blue recently. I have something good. It can make you feel high. Kevin If I take that, how will I feelSean You will forget everything that bothers you, and you will feel so carefree. Kevin Won’t there be dangerSean Trust me! I can sell drugs to you if you want to try some!Kevin But…but I have no money.Sean Don’t worry! You can be a drug dealer. It’s a good business.Kevin Hm…But…Sean Take it easy. Let’s take some drugs to make us happy tonight!Kevin OK…(Sean and Kevin go to the pub)Kevin Oh! So relaxing! Do you have any extra drugsSean No, but we can earn money by selling drugs, and use the money to buy more. Kevin Really It’s a good idea.Sean That’s right. But I don’t know who I can sell to.Kevin It’s a big problem.Sean Oh! I have an idea! I have two friends. Maybe they will buy them.Kevin Hm…Let’s try.Sean Let me call my friends.Kevin I can lend you my cell-phone.(On the phone)Sean Hey! This is Sean, Where are youKiki I’m in the dormitory.Sean I want to show you something wonderful.Kiki WhatSean I can’t tell you now. It’s a secret. Come and I’ll show you.Kiki Let me think.Sean I’ll wait for you. Don’t hesitate. Hurry up! Bye!(Sean turns off the phone)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Scene Ⅱ(Kiki and Claire are in the dormitory.)Kiki Sean called me!Claire What happenedKiki They went to a pub. It is noisy there.Claire Oh! Pub. I always hear bad news about pubs from TV.Kiki Yes, me too. I don’t know what they are doing there. Sean tells me he wants to show something to us.Claire What What’s thatKiki I don’t know. He said it’s a secret.Claire It’s very strange.Kiki Claire, I have a bad feeling, they might be doing something illegal. They might be using drugs.Claire Oh! I don’t believe it.Kiki I’m just guessing.Claire But maybe it’s true.Kiki If they take drugs, they will get addicted. They might take drugs again and again. Claire And they will spend a lot of money on buying drugs.Kiki What will they do if they do not have moneyClaire They might rob a bank.Kiki If they rob a bank…Claire They will be arrested.Kiki If they are arrested…Claire Their parents will be very sad, and we will lose two good friends.Kiki I can’t imagine how serious it will be.Claire Me, either.Kiki So… we should go find them, and tell them how serious it is.Claire Wait… It’s all our imagination. Maybe they just go to the pub to make friends with beautiful girls. And I think it’s dangerous for us to go to the pub by ourselves.Kiki Oh! I don’t know. We won’t understand what’s going on unless we are there. Maybe they are… in a dangerous situation.Claire Mm…, I a m also worried.Kiki Okay! I think we should go there to see what’s going on there. If they are safe, we can come back quickly. If they do something they shouldn’t do, we’ll bring them back. Don’t leavethem there.Claire Okay! Let’s go.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Scene III(Sean, Kevin, Kiki and Clair in a pub)Sean Hello! Let’s relax all night.Kiki What are you doing now You are taking pills.Kevin You are over reacted. Don’t worry.Claire I think it’s so dangerous. Kiki, let’s go right now.Kiki That’s right, I also feel scared.Claire Me too.(Kiki and Clair got out of the pub)Kevin Oh! They are gone.Sean Don’t worry about it. Let’s go on relaxing.(Bi! A lot of policemen enter the pub.)Police Freeze!Sean Oh! Terrible things happened.Police You are taking illegal drugs.Sean They are not dangerous. They make me comfortable.转自： Police Don’t you know the drugs will destroy your healthSean Really! But I didn’t feel bad or sick.Police Drugs create hallucination for people who take them. If you try once, you will be addicted to them. Without them, you will be sick and sometimes you will even hurt yourself. It’s not a smart thing to do.Kevin I really feel unhappy at school. I usually got bad grades. My mother always criticizes me. My girlfriend broke up with me last month. (Crying………)Police I really sympathize at you, but you can do something healthier to help you feel good about yourself, like doing sports, or traveling. They are good for both your body and mind. Sean Sorry. I made a mistake. I shouldn’t sell drugs for my friends.Police It is not too late to quit using. And you can start a new life.Kevin It’s really a bad experience in my life. I wouldn’t take drugs anymore. I shouldn’t run away from my problems.Sean I feel the same way as you do.Police Go to the police station with me. (Sean and Kevin are arrested.)。
英语小品剧本：7人搞笑英语话剧剧本《三笑三国》
英语小品剧本：7人搞笑英语话剧剧本《三笑三国》《三笑三国》开场介绍： Ladies and gentlemen,let me introduct the actor. The first is zhaoyun,he is the most actor tonight.and his black brother zhangfei ,and there boss liubei .don't forgot the other side Mr cao,and his adviser JiangGan,and the most strong XiaHou Dun.At last,don't forget who behind the scenes ME----the Director.第一幕：人物，赵云夏侯惇曹操蒋干旁白：就在刚才不久，一个黑大汉从曹操军中救出刘备之子刘阿斗，现在正向这里杀过来，他就是张飞(赵云出场)Not too long ago,a black general saved the son of LiuBei ,Liu A dou.now,he is coming. His name is Zhangfei.赵云：no！本人姓赵名云，乃常山子龙也！ no! my family name is zhao my middle name is yun and my given name is zilong ~(赵云从背后拿出一坨布，代表阿斗)赵云：看！这就是主公的最后一点骨血！刘阿斗！我从火场之中把他救出，而我自己的脸却早已……唉……化作焦炭！(顾影自怜状)look! this is the last blood of the boss ! liu e dou . i took him out from the fire ,but my face hane already ...ai ~.(夏侯敦挺着枪呈猫腰状杀出)夏侯敦：小贼，莫跑，要不然我就大开杀戒了(冲到) Children，stop there or i will kill you(赵云左手抱阿斗，右手与之搏斗)赵云：可恶！居然敢偷袭我！fuck,!! you bitch dare to attack me ??(二人装腔作势打斗数招)赵云：看我九阴白骨爪！！stop!! wait one two three... nine dark white bone fingers!!夏侯敦：唔！(倒地) oh my gad i'm over赵云：此地不宜久留，还是快去寻主公！(下)yeah~ bitch i will go to look for my boss , goodbye~(曹操、蒋干二人上)曹操：没想到我们初次出兵便杀得敌人望风而逃！真可谓出师未捷身先死。
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人物Bunny Cheng: Bunny ChenEliza Lin: DaughterCeline Tu: Reporter et AsideSano Hsieh: Small gangster(小流氓)Trent Cheng: Big gangster(大流氓)——————————————————————————–SCENE IA mother is doing exercise in the living room when the phone is ringing. And her daughter is inthe school now.Mom: Hello~Caller: (A boy is crying.) Ha! Y our kid is here. Do you hear his voice? If you want to saveyour kid, prepare the ransom.Mom: Are you crazy? I don’t have a son!!! Don’t try to cheat me. Stupid guy!The mother is very angry and hung up the phone. But later… the phone is ringing again…Mom: Hello~Caller: Hello~ Are you busy now?Mom: (I recognize the voice.) Y ou are a fraud, right? Do you want to trick me again? Is itfun? Don’t do such a boring thing, O.K.? I won’t believe you.Caller: Really? Listen to this.(A girl is crying on the phone, ‖mom, help me~help me~)Mom: Oh~ you are a good actor. This time is better but I still won’t fall into your trap to rob me of my money! If you call again, I will call the cop. Do you understand? (Hang up thephone more angrier.)But the voice sounds like her dau ghter’s and the mom is not disturbed. She decides to go to theelementary school to see her daughter. The mom got there…Mom: Eliza~Eliza: Mom~ why you are here? Are you missing me? Do you come here to pick meup?Mom: Ya~ are you ha ppy in the school? Let’s go home. I want to tell you something onthe way home.Mom tells Eliza about the phone scam and wants her to be careful from now on.SCENE IIters were Because the mother didn’t believe the two gangsters really kidnapped her kid, the gangsfurious. So they decided to kidnap her daughter this time.The gangsters have found the school her daughter studies in, and observed for many days. Todayis the day they plan to kidnap the child.The big gangster always focuses on what he’s doing but the small gangster is usuallyabsent-minded.Big gangster: Hey! Concentrate!! (The big gangster hit the small gangster’s head) Small gangster: Ouch! O.K. O.K.At this moment, the girl appears.Small gangster: (Check the picture.) Hey!! Buddy!! Look! Is that her?Big gangster: Ha! Ha! Ha! It’s hunting time.Small gangster: I’m so excited!! Oh~ what a beautiful girl. Just like a fairy. My sweetheart… Buddy do you know? I feel that I get butterflies in my stomach!-dreaming.Big gangster: (Hitting the sm all gangster’s head again.) Hey! Wake up!! Stop dayLet’s make a move!Small gangster: Oh~ my baby~ I’m coming!!Big gangster: Hey!! Lady!! Can you do me a favor?Eliza: Sure! What can I do for you?Small gangster: (Murmuring) This beautiful lady has a beautiful heart.Big gangster: Sorry. Ignore what he said.Eliza: Never mind!Big gangster: Thanks! I want to go to Tunghai University. Do you know how can I get there?Eliza: Oh… you should go straight until the traffic light, then turn rightuntil you see a convenience store at the corner and turn left. Keep going straight and you wouldsee the university.Big gangster: Go straight until the first traffic light, turn right and we w ill see a supermarketat the end of the street. And…Eliza: No! No! No! Go straight until the traffic light, then turn right untilyou see a convenience store at the corner and turn left. Keep going straight and you would see the university.Small gangster: Go straight until the first traffic light, then turn left and go straight to the end ofthe street, then we can see the university.Eliza: Oh, my! No! Wrong again! Y ou two are really a stupid guy.too complex. I can’t remember all the directions. I’m a foreigner. And IBig gangster: It’ｓhave an important presentation there. Could you go with us, guide us there? Please~Eliza was confused. But she is a kind person and she likes to help people.Eliza: Umm… let me think… okay!! Let’s go!Small gangster: How kind of you!! My little girl.Big gangster: Sorry. Just ignore him. Thank for your help.Eliza goes with the gangsters.shouts, ―Don’t move!‖ In the gangsters’ car, the small gangster suddenly shows a sharp knife. AndEliza is shocked and starts screaming.Eliza: What are you doing?Small gangster: I’m kidnapping you!Eliza: Oh~ I am so scared.Small gangster: (Talk to the big gangster.) Did you hear that, she is scared?Big gangster: Ya~ we are professional.Eliza: Not funny! I’m hungry. I want to go home! I want to go home!Small gangster: Shut up. Don’t be so noisy!Eliza keeps crying.Small gangster: You! Get out of the car!Big gangster: (Hit the small gangster angrily!) Idiot! I have a stupid partner. (Disappointed)Eliza: I agree! (Nod head.)Big gangster: Don’t cry baby, I give you a lollipop.Eliza: Thank you. How kind of you.SCENE IIIMother is preparing dinner.Mom: Eliza! Eliza! Time for dinner! I’m hungry! Hurry up!No one answers her. And she realizes there is something wrong.Mom: Eliza, where are you? Don’t play hide and seek wungry.ith me! It’s not funny. I’m hAs the mother is finding her daughter, the phone rings.Mom: Hello~ this is Anderson. I’m busy finding my daughter. Don’t bother me!Big gangster: Are you finding your daughter? Ha! Ha! Ha… she is right here.Mom: Good job! Tell her it’s time for dinner. I’m hungry!Big gangster: Hey! You are clueless. I have already kidnapped your daughter, ElizaAnderson!Mom: Hey! Buddy! Don’t trick me!Big gangster: Sure! Listen! (The gangster takes the phone to Eliza.)Eliza: Hello! Mom! I’m here! They are so kind. They gave me a lollipop.The gangster takes the phone away.Big gangster: Do you believe me now? If you want your daughter to come back for dinner.You have to prepare the ransom of NT $ 20,000,000.Mom: Too expensive! 20% off.Big gangster: Are you buying clothes?Mom: Bargain is my hobby.Big gangster: No negotiation you should bring the ransom to Tunghai Lake at 8:00 pm. Andremember don’t call the cop. Or you will find your daughter in the lake.Mom: O.K. See you then!At Tunghai Lake. The gangsters and Eliza are baking fish from the lake because they are hungry.At this time, the mother is coming.Mom: Ha! (Mom shouts.)The gangsters and Eliza are shocked. And the small gangster’s fish is falling down on the floor. Small gangster: Oh,! My fish! Who’s there?wife. Where isMom: It’smother, Anderson’sme, Bunny Anderson, Eliza’smy daughter? Release my daughter.Eliza: Hi! Mom, I’m here. Do you want to come here to eat fish?Big gangster: Where is the ransom?Mom: Release my daughter first!Big gangster: Give me the ransom first!Mom: No way!And the battle begins.Mom: Justice is always the winner.Eliza: Oh~ Yeah! Mom, you win!Celine: Ha! I got it! I got it! A new…… headline.Celine: I am at Tunghai Lake. Earlier, there was a violent fighting. A watermelon knife V.S. A B.B.Q. fork. According to the witnesses, a mother fought with the gangsters for her daughter. And the mother won. Now, let’s interview the persons involved. Celine: Do you feel regretful? Do you feel sorry to this society?Small gangster: I……Celine: I…… I know. You are very sorry and regretful. How about you? (Turnto the big gangster.)Big gangster: None of your business. (Run to the wall.) Leave me alone.Eliza: Me! Me!Celine: What do you want to say?Eliza: Uh…My mom is so cool. She came to save me!Mom: My turn. My turn.Celine: O.K. O.K. What do you want to say after winning the fight?Mom: Well……Celine: Well, you are very happy and proud of yourself to be the winner in the battle.Mom: Yes. And the gangsters…Celine: Oh, the gangsters are very stupid and silly.Mom: Right. And they…Celine: They want to trick you, but…ngry. I want to go home with my daughter.Mom: But… enough. I’m huCeline: Next time, if you receive a phone call from a scam artist, here are the things youcan do to avoid being tricked. First, stay clam and be skeptical about it. The caller hopes to foolyou with a moving story, causing you to forget your good judgment. A little doubt can protect you.Second, verify the story. Call the organization to make sure the story is true. Third, report it to thepolice. And don’t deal with the villains on your own. One phone call wi ll often expose a trap quickly. However, to tell the truth, the mother is really very brave. She is my idol. I want to keepher sign. This is reporter Celine reporting from Tunghia Lake for TV AS.《出租车司机》英语话剧剧本一天出租车司机Tommy遇到了很多奇怪的事情。
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Heart brokenBilling：XiMenchuixueYeGuchengHuaManlouKingPanJinlianNarratage/soldierN：A quiet village is covered with white snow. Birds are dancing in the cold. A man is standing in the street. The wind is coming in silence. Another mysterious man approaches .Y与X相遇．Y: Oh , I am sorry to knock into you !X: Ha ha , Never mind, boy. What’s your name?Y: Ha ha , I won’t change my name, no matter what happens. I’m the most famous-------YeGucheng. Who are you?X: I am XiMenchuixue.Y:Ah XiMenchuixue?X: Yes, what’s wrong?Y: I heard that you are the best one in Chinese Kongfu.X: Great, you know me !Y: But your wife is my first lover.X: WhatY抱腿: Oh, Please, please…… Don’t kill me! Let me go!X:No, I must kill you !Y: I don't want to be killed. There is an eighty-year-old mother and athree-year-old son to be looked after by me!X: Noway! Because we are enemies now! You know?Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don't force me!X: 拔刀砍向Y(Y拿出一袋牛奶迎上去)X抢过牛奶: Milk, very good! I like drinking it. How do you know that?Y: Just drink it!X喝完牛奶: Thanks, ha ha.Y: Do you still want to kill me?X: Sure! Milk is milk.Y(恼怒+冷酷):Very nice! I hope you won’t forget what you said!?X:I’m sure I won’t!Y: I must give you a lesson! If I don't beat you this time, you’ll never behave properly!3-2-1-0!X捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach, Oach !Y大笑：HaHa……X可怜状: Help!Help! Where is the washroom?Y: What ?X: Toliet?Y: What ?X: The “WC”?Y: Oh, I see. go along this street to the end and turn left when you see a high building! You can’t miss it.X: Thanks, bye bye.X与J相遇X跑过来J举牌：Ladies roomJ: You saw me!? You animal, monster, bullshit! (一边拉拉锁一边说)I kill you!X: Oh, No! I am sorry honey, but you are so beautiful! What’s your name?J: My first name is Jinlian, and my family name is Pan.X: Oh, PanJinlian So nice name. I love you. You have the most beautiful face, nose and little lips. Would you like to marry me?J: Yes, I’d like to. But do you get married?X: Of course, ah…not! What about you?J: Um…neither am I. But do you have a ring to give me？X: I will get one for you.J: I love you. I will be right here waiting for you.N: Then XiMenchuixue go to find a ring. Let us see what happens to YeGucheng at the same time.Y: You see?? It is really terrible for a person not being good at English.Y掏出纸屑吹:This is XiMenchuixue now!H: Stop!Protecting the environment is a basic obligation!Y: Who are you?H: HuaManlou! Have you seen XiMenchuixue?Y: Yes, he was beaten by me and is in “WC” now,ha……H惊讶: So, now, you are the best in the world!Y: Clever girl.H: You are the one my king looking for! Do you want to join us?Y: Yes, my pleasure.H: Ok, follow me. Let’s go to see my king!Y: Ok, Let’s go! My first lover in dreams.H: What?Y: Nothing.H:My dear king ! Let me introduce YeGucheng to you! （指Y）This is YeGucheng.K: Sit down please, YeGucheng.H走到Y前，《婚礼进行曲》起，H: YeGucheng! Do you want to follow my king no matter what happens such as cold headache , rainstorm or Aids?Y: Yes, I do.K: Gucheng , come closely. 给叶孤城戴上戒指（音乐停）X唱着上: Only you……(看到戒指) this ring will be mine!K: But who are you? Why should it belong to you?Y急切: King! Dear king! I must go now, my mother asks me to go back home to have dinner.X: I am XiMenchuixue. YeGucheng, come here! Give me the ringY: Here you are.(灰溜溜的过去)X转身准备离开K: Arrest him!X: I will kill anyone who is in my way, no matter he is a human being or a Buddha.S: I am the most handsome soldier in the world. My favorite is looking myself in the mirror. I am here. I am here! I am here! You can’t go, boyX拔刀捅个不停，S动作配合但不死X擦汗：I am too tired to kill you, but I will cut down your head.S: Oh, God! Where is my head? Without a head, I will be very, very ugly. World without being handsome, I would rather die. Ah…K: Ah, XiMenchuixue is really rude. You see The handsome soldier’s brain was broken into pieces. Tell Youlai building not to cook tofu brain as breakfast any more.N: Then, XiMenchuixue go to ladies room to meet his lover with the ring. But actually HuaManlou is XiMenchuixue’s wife. So… what will happen next?H: My dear husband, where are you going?X: Something important! Don’t follow me.H: But the ring should be mine. (X找到了金莲, but H 也跟来了.)H: Oh, shit(捂眼). What are you doing? You little bitch, I will kill you. Nine Yin bones claw?J: HaHaHa…! My son is Li Gang, I fear nothing(自信).Who the hell are you?H: I’m his wifeJ: You have a wife? You cheated me!X: But you have a son, named Li Gang. My heart is broken(扭头退场，留下背影)J: My heart is also broken(冲背影，也下场)H:（大喊）My heart is broken into pieces(冲背影)Fuck your sisters.N：At the same time, Ye Gucheng and the king are playing another legend story.Y: 转身准备离开K: Gucheng!? Are you going to abandon me?Y: I will!K: Why ?Y:Because I’m not a gay. Once, there was a sincere love available for me , but I did n’t cherish. Now I regret to die! If the god would give me another chance, I would have said to that girl “I love you” .If there must be a limit for it , I hope it was one night. But now ,my heart is broken(退场)K: Oh ,no. My heart is broken too. (退场)N：Every one is a fraud. Love is not a thing that you can buy whenever you want. At last, These people with broken heart go back to Tang dynasty, and they all become monks. Then……(放西游记的歌，白龙马最后出场，背后贴字“White Dragon Horse”End.。