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经典美剧《老友记》-第二季-第二十二集-字幕-对白-纯英文-看美剧学英语
I'll get candles and my mom's lace tablecloth.And since it's Rachel's birthday......I thought I'd poach a salmon.What?Question. Why do we always have parties where you poach things? You want to be on the food committee?Question 2. Why do we always have parties with committees?Why can't we just get pizza and beer and have fun?I agree. Fancy parties are only fun if you're fancy on the inside.And I'm not sure we are.You don't want it to be special?Fine. You can throw any kind of party you want.Joey, they're not real!I start miles beneath the surface of these things. They're fake.See? Honk, honk!Wow, it's like porno for clowns!Wow, it's like porno for clowns!Wow, it's like porno for clowns!Neither of Rachel's sisters can come.I still have to invite Dylan and Emma and Shannon Cooper.No Shannon Cooper.Why not her?Because she....She steals stuff.Or maybe she doesn't and Joey slept with her and never called her back. Joey, that is horrible.Hey, I liked her.Maybe too much.I don't know.I guess I just got scared.I'm sorry. I didn't know.I didn't think anyone would buy that. Okay!Hi, honey. How did it go?It was the graduation from hell.My cousin went to hell on a football scholarship.It's supposed to be a joyous occasion.Nobody thought my sister would graduate from college.It's a testament to what a girl from Long lsland will do for a Celica. What happened?My parents happened.All they had to do was sit in the same stadium, smile......and not talk about the divorce. But no!They got into a fight during the commencement address.Bishop Tutu actually had to stop and shush them.You know the good news?I get to serve coffee for the next eight hours.I guess we don't invite her parents.-How about just her mom? -Why her mom?Because I already invited her.Did you ask Stacy Roth?Can't invite her.She also steals.Here are the candles. Where's the birthday cake?We're not having birthday cake.We're having birthday flan.Excuse me?It's a traditional Mexican custard dessert.That's nice.Happy birthday, Rachel. Here's some goo!Dr. Greene!Oh, my God! It's Rachel's dad.Why are you here?The father can't see the daughter on her birthday?No, no, the father can.But since I am the roommate, I can tell you she's not here.And I'll pass along the message. Okay? So bye-bye.You're having a party.No, no, not a party.Just a surprise gathering of some people Rachel knows.-This is Phoebe, Chandler and Joey. -I'll never remember all that. So what's the deal?Rachel comes home, people pop out and yell stuff? Is that it? This isn't your first surprise party, is it, sir?Hi, Monica.The Chinese menu guy. Forgot the menus.So basically, just a Chinese guy.Dr. Greene, come with me. We'll put your jacket on Rachel's bed. All right. That sounds like a two-person job.Well, my goodness! What was that?Sandra, I thought you were Rachel. We weren't ready for you yet. -You thought I was Rachel? -Yes, because you look so young.And because you're both, you know, white women.Oh, I missed you kids. Should I put my coat in the bedroom?-No, I'll take that for you. -Oh, well, thank you.Such a gentleman. Thank you.It all looks so nice. So festive. All the balloons.Oh, the funniest thing happened to me on the way here.-I was driving -That's great!I can't wait to hear the rest, but I have to go to the bathroom. Hey, come with me.-What? -lt will be like we're gal pals.You know, like at a restaurant. It'll be fun! Come on.Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God!Think. Think.What would Jack and Chrissy do?Okay, now that your coat is safely in the bedWe can come back out in the living room.Joey and Chandler, it's time you take Dr. Greene over to your place. Yes, absolutely.Why, again?Because that's where the party is, you goon!-See, this is just the staging area. -Right, it's the staging area.This is clearly in the wrong apartment.All right, you guys are off to party number one.And you....You are off to party number two.All right, let's keep it moving, let's keep it moving. At least send some women to my party.Okay, that's Ross. All right.Okay, they're coming.Thank you for such a wonderful dinner.Thanks for being born.Thank you for my beautiful earrings. They're perfect.I love you.Now, you can exchange them if you want, okay? Now I love you even more.Surprise!Oh, my gosh!Wow!Oh, my God. Mom!This is so great!Happy birthday, sweetie.You! I had no idea!-Really? -No, I knew.All right.There's food and drinks on the table.Go across the hall. Right now, Joey and Chandler's. -Why? -Just go.Weird.Surprise!Happy birthday, sweet pea.Daddy!Both of them are here? Both of them? Both of them are here?Well, we could count again?I can't believe this!You know, this is ridiculous.This is your birthday, your party.Let's put them together. If they can't deal with it, who cares?-I do. -That's who.Are you gonna be okay?I don't really have a choice. I can look at the bright side.I get two birthday parties and two birthday cakes.Well, actually......just one birthday flan.It's a traditional Mexican custard dessert.Talk to Monica. She's on the food committee.Some girl just walked up to me and said, "I want you, Dennis"......and stuck her tongue down my throat.I love this party!-Quick volleyball question. -Volleyball.We set up a court in your room.You didn't like that gray lamp, did you?A woman stuck her tongue down my throat. I'm not even listening to you. -Dennis! -Okay, that's me.Can you keep Dad occupied? I'm gonna talk to Mom for a while.Do you have any ideas for any openers?Stay clear of "I'm the guy that's doing your daughter"......and you should be okay.I want you to take a piece of paperHere you go. And write down your most embarrassing memory. When you're not using the markers, put the caps back on them... ... because they will dry out.Hi, Dr. Greene.So how's everything in the......vascular surgery......game?It's not a game, Ross. A woman died on my table today.I'm sorry.That's the good thing about my job.All the dinosaurs on my table are already dead.Listen, I don't mean to be a pain about this...... but I've noticed some of you are just placing them on.You want to push the caps...... until you hear them click.Gunther!Where you going?I was sort of thinking about maybeNo! No, you can't go! No, this is fun.We're just starting. Here's your marker.If you want to go, just go.She'll yell at me again.All right, I can get you out.What?In a minute, I'll create a diversion.When I do, walk quickly to the door and don't look back.-I think I need a drink. -I'll get it for you.-What do you want? -Scotch.I'll be back in 10 seconds with your scotch on the rocks in a glass. Neat!Cool.Neat, as in no rocks.I know.Hello, Ross! Where have you been?I have been in the bathroom.Stay clear of the salmon mousse.Scotch neat.That's Rachel's father's drink.Mine too. Isn't that neat?Scotch neat.Would you excuse me?Where are you sneaking off to, mister?I'm getting my cigarettes.No.What do you mean "no"?See, because that's the staging area.You go in there, it'll ruin the whole illusion of the party.Take your scotch back in there......and I will get your cigarettes for you, sir.-Get my glasses too. -All righty-roo.What a great moment to say that for the first time.Okay, the first person's most embarrassing memory is... ... "Monica, your party sucks."Very funny.Oh, no! Did someone forget to use a coaster?What?I don't see anything.Great, I'm seeing water rings again.Ross, whose glasses are those?Mine.You wear bifocals?I have a condition apparently......that I require......two different sets of focals.Do you know my husband has glasses just like that?Well, those are very popular frames.Neil Sedaka wears them.I hear you can get people out of here.You didn't tell me your boyfriend smokes.Yeah, like a chimney.Big smoker.Big, big smoker.In fact, I'm gonna go into the hallway and fire up this bad boy. Are you wearing my glasses?Yes.I was just warming up the earpieces for you.Thank you.Is that one of my cigarettes?Yes, it is. I was just moistening the tip.She's taking the trash out, so I can get you out of here. But it has to be now. She'll be back any minute.What about my friend?Only the three of you. Any more and she'll get suspicious. -Let me just get my coat. -There isn't time!Just leave everything.They'll take care of you next door.Is it true they have beer?Everything you've heard is true.Could you guys please keep it down?We're trying to start a Boggle tournament.You!And you.You're supposed to be at my party.And Gunther!What are you doing here?Welcome to the foAll right, I'm sorry. But these people needed me.They work hard all week. It's Saturday night.They deserve to have a little fun. Go!You know, my party is fun.It's a little quieter, less obvious sort of fun.But if people would just give it a chance, it's-You want me to see a therapist? -Sweetheart, you have a problem. You've chosen a boyfriend exactly like your father.Okay, Mom, I'll make an appointment.But right now, I gotta go. I gotta go do a thing.Did you know your mother spent $1200 on bonsai trees?I felt like Gulliver.Daddy, I really want to hear more about this......but I just have to do some stuff.You work and you work and you work at a marriage...... but all he cares about is his stupid boat.You work and you work and you work on a boat.He always ridiculed my pottery classes.And you sand it and varnish it.But when all is said and done, he still drinks out of the mugs.One night of her yoga and Bridges of Madison County....-The scotch, the cigarettes.... - The bonsais and the Chihuahua....I may have only been in therapy for three weeks now butWhat the hell does she want with half a boat?Okay, okay, you can be shirts and I'll be skins.I'll be skins!How you holding up there, tiger?Sorry. When my parents were getting divorced, I got a lot of "tigers."I got a lot of "champs," "chiefs," "sports."I even got a "governor."This is it, isn't it? This is what my life will be like.My mom there, my dad there.Thanksgiving, Christmas.She gets the house, he's in a condo my sister will decorate with wicker. How did you get through this?I relied on a carefully regimented program......of denial......and wetting the bed.You know, I just It's so weird.I mean, I was in there just listening to them bitch about each other.All I kept thinking about was the Fourth of July.Because it reminded you of the way......our forefathers used to bitch at each other?It's just this thing. Every year we would......go out on my dad's boat and watch the fireworks.Mom always hated it because the ocean air made her hair all big.My sister Jill would be throwing up over the side......and Dad would be upset because nobody helped.And when we did help, he'd scream at us for doing it wrong.But then when the fireworks started, everybody just shut up.You know, and it'd get really cold.And we'd all just sort of smoosh under this one blanket.It never occurred to anybody to bring another one.And now it's....Yeah, I know.Thanks for coming. I hope you had fun.All right, I'm hitting the road.Now, I've left my 10 verbs on the table.Be sure and send me that finished poem.Okay, will do. Glad you came.-I think I saw Rachel out in the hall. -Let me go check. Your mom wants to say goodbye.Happy birthday, sweetie.You drive safe.What are you doing?I'm getting ready for the water skiing.Okay, big hug. One more. Come on!How are you?-Where are you going? -To get my coat.We'll get that for you.All right, all right. I can get my own coat.Sorry, we're on a major flan high.Oh, no. No, you're not supposed to be here.This is the staging area. It's all wrong. You should leave. You know, just get out.Or perhaps you'd like a creme de menthe.I have to be heading toward my chateau.I guess we're going back into the hallway again. Thanks for coming, Mrs. Greene.You take care.Oh, you kids.Well.This is the best party I've been to in years.Thank you!Okay, everybody, it's time for flan!Yep! Get ready for the gelatinous fun.Looks like that stuff you get when you get an infection. Okay, that's enough.Okay, Rachel, make a special flan wish.Okay, I've got one.Heads up!。
六人行(老友记)全十季带中英文切换字幕下载地址
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经典美剧《老友记》-第二季-第十八集-字幕-对白-纯英文-看美剧学英语
-Oh, Drake. -I'm sorry, Amber.It's like Brad to have to have the last word.Sorry I'm late. What happened?We wanna see the end.I want you, Drake.I know you do.But we can never be together that way.What?There's something I never told you.I'm actually your half-brother.So what happens next?I get the medical award for separating the Siamese twins.Then Amber and I go to Venezuela to meet our other half-brother, Ramon... ...where I find the world's biggest emerald. It's really big.But it's cursed.So cool!God, that is good TV!God, that is good TV!God, that is good TV!Pheebs, play with me!This game is grotesque!Twenty armless guys joined at the waist by a steel bar......forced to play soccer forever?Hello? Human rights violation!Don't feel so bad. After playing......I break out the plastic women and everybody has a good time.Why don't you play with your roommate?He's not a big fan of foosball.Are we not getting along with the new boy?No, he's all right. He spends most of his time in his room.That's because you haven't gotten to know him.Let's remedy that, shall we?-We don't need to. -lt'll be fun!What was that?I thought it'd be fun if we had beers and got to know each other. All right.Oh, good! Okay.Oh, no! I have to go, because I'm late for...... my Green Eggs and Ham discussion group.Tonight, it's "Why he would not eat them on a train."-Have fun! Bye! -That was so lame.I know.Okay, talk to him.So you think that Speed Racer guy gets a lot of tickets or...? That's good. So who broke up with who?I broke up with her.She actually thought Sean Penn was the capital of Cambodia. When everybody knows that the capital of Cambodia is....It's not Sean Penn.I got a funny one.My last girlfriend, Tilly. We're eating breakfast, right?I made these pancakes. Like, 50 pancakes.All of a sudden, she turns to me and says, "Eddie...... I don't wanna see you anymore."It was literally like she had reached into my chest...... ripped out my heart and smeared it all over my life! There was this incredible abyss and I'm falling.I keep falling and I don't think I'm ever gonna stop!That wasn't such a funny story.And a crusty old man Said I'll do what I canAnd the rest of the rats Played maracasThat's it! Thanks! Good night.Phoebe's got another job, right?Great set tonight, Pheebs.I know.We should get going.We should too. I've got patients at 8 in the morning.You know how we always stay at your apartment?I thought tonight we'd stay at my place.I don't know. I don't have my jammies.You don't need them.My baby sister, ladies and gentlemen.Shut up. I'm happy.Oh, this is so nice! I have to make a speech.Of all the guys that Monica has been with, and that is a lot... ...I like you the best.Thank you, Pheebs. That's very sweet.You hear that?She likes me best. And apparently, there have been a lot. Not a lot.Phoebe's kidding. Phoebe's crazy.Phoebe's dead.I'm looking for Eddie Manoick.He's not here right now. I'm Chandler.Can I take a message or.... Or a fish tank?Thanks.Come on in.I'm Tilly.I gather by that "Oh," he told you about me.Yeah, your name came up......in a conversation that terrified me to my very soul.He's kind of intense.Yes! Hey, can I ask you, is Eddie a little...A little what?...bit country?Come on in, you roomie!Hello, Tilly.Eddie, I just came by to drop off your tank.That was very thoughtful of you.It's very thoughtful.Well, okay then.I'm gonna go. Bye.So we getting a fish?You had sex with her.Check it out, check it out!Soap Opera Digest! That's one of my favorite digests!Page 42! Page 42!"New Doc on the Block, Days of our Lives Joey Tribbiani."Cool picture!Oh, I look good.Is this true? That you write a lot of your own lines?Well, kind of, yeah.Remember last week when Alex was in the accident?The line in the script was...... "If we don't get this woman to a hospital, she's going to die."But I made it, "If this woman doesn't get to a hospital......she's not gonna live."Oh, okay. I see what you did there.Aren't you afraid the writers will be kind of mad when they read this?I never thought about the writers. The scripts just come to my house. But you know what?This makes me look good, which makes the show look good... ...which makes the writers look good. So how could they be mad? ...which makes the writers look good. So how could they be mad? Makes up most of his lines.Son of a....Write this, jerk-weed.I fall down an elevator shaft?What does this mean? I fall down an elevator shaft?I don't know. I just bring the scripts.They can't kill me! I'm Francesca's long-lost son!Right.Could you sign?No! No way! I'm not signing that!I don't think that will affect the plot of the show.How can they do this to me?All right, I'm just gonna go.Sorry.Well, it wasn't that many guys.If you consider how many guys there actually are......it's a very small percentage.It's not that big a deal. I was just curious.-Good night. -Good night, Richard.Good luck, Mon.Before I tell you, you tell me how many women you've been with. Two.Two? Two?How is that possible? I mean...... have you seen you?I mean, what can I say?I was married to Barbara for 30 years, my high-school sweetheart. Now you. That's two.Two it is.Time for bed. I'm gonna brush my teeth.No, wait a minute now!Come on, it's your turn.Oh, come on!You know, I don't need the actual number. Just a ballpark. Okay, it is definitely less than a ballpark.I am so glad I'm not Monica right now.Tell me about it.So what's your magic number?Come on, you know everyone I've been with. All both of them. Well, there's you.Better not be doing these in order.Billy Dreskin, Pete Carny.Barry.Paolo.Oh, yes, the weenie from Turinie.Honey, are you jealous of Paolo?I'm so much happier with you than I ever was with him.-Really? -Oh, please!That Paolo thing was barely a relationship.All it really was was just meaningless, animal sex.Okay, you know, that sounded so much better in my head.I didn't sleep with your ex-girlfriend.That's exactly what someone who slept with her would say. This is nuts! Crazy! She came over for two minutes......dropped off a fish tank and left!Where's Buddy?Buddy?My fish, Buddy.There was no fish when she dropped it off.This is unbelievable!You sleep with my ex-girlfriend, insult my intelligence by lying... ...then you kill my fish? My Buddy?I didn't kill your fish!Look, EddieWould you look at what I'm doing?Now that can't be smart.So we're just gonna take this guy right off you......and put him here in Mr. Pocket.Tangelo?That's it? That's the giant number you were afraid to tell me? Well, that's not bad at all.You had me thinking it was, like, a fleet.You're okay with it?Oh, honey, I'm fine.Okay, about that two.What?All right.What about my two?It just seems like a really small number.Right.Don't you have a lot of wild oats to sow?Or is that what you're doing with me? Oh, my God! Am I an oat? Honey, you are not an oat.I don't know, I guess I'm just not an oat guy.I've only slept with women I love.You've only slept with two people.Right.You know I love you too, right?Now I do.Ross, please listen to me.You are so much better for me than Paolo ever was. You care about me, you're loving, you make me laugh. If I make you laugh, here's an idea.Invite Paolo to have a romp in the sack......and I'll stand in the corner and tell knock-knock jokes! What we have is special! All Paolo and I ever had was "Animal sex"?So what are you saying?There's nothing between us "animal" at all?There's not even, like, a little animal?Not even, like......chipmunk sex?Try to hear me, okay?I'm not gonna lie to you.-lt was good with Paolo. -Knock-knock.But what you and I have is so much better.We have tenderness, we have intimacy, we connect. You know? I swear.This is the best...... I have ever had.Until now.Richard told me he loved me.-Oh, my God! -I know!Honey, that's great!I know!-I just can't find -Top drawer.-Hurry. -Why? You need one too?Found them!There's only one.We'll be right there. We're just trying to decide something.-They're trying to decide something. -Good. Good, good.So was your mustache Did it used to be different?How do you, you know, keep it so neat?I have a comb.-What is that? -A mustache comb.Thank you.Okay, I will do your laundry for one month.I will, I will, I will....I will clean the apartment for two months.I'll give this to you now, if you tell me where we keep the dustpan. So were you in Nam?-Rock, paper, scissors? -Gotcha.One, two, three.Yes!Fine. Go have sex.No! You have got it completely wrong!John Savage was Deer Hunter, no legs.Jon Voight was Coming Home, couldn't feel his legs.You've got it totally the other way around, my friend. Jon Voight -Honey? -What?Shall we?It's not gonna happen.They're doing it tonight. We can do it tomorrow.In the future, if I could see the schedule beforehand....So when I woke up this morning...... he'd stolen all the insoles out of my shoes!Why?He thinks I slept with his ex-girlfriend and killed his fish.Why would you kill his fish?Because sometimes after you sleep with someone......you have to kill a fish.Chandler, honey...... I'm sorry.Can we watch Joey's show now, please?Wait. He's not here yet.He knows what happens.I'm fine about my problem now, by the way.Amber......I'll always be there for you......as a friend and as your brother.Oh, Drake.Hard day, huh?First the medical award, now this?Some guys are just lucky, I guess.Dr. Ramoray, report to first floor Emergency stat.Well, then...... I guess that's me.Anyone else need to go on the elevator? Dr. Horton? Dr. Wall?They only said you.Oh, okay. All right.I love you.Yeah, whatever.Oh, no!Drake, look out!-Did they just kill off Joey? -No!Now maybe.Come on! Open up! We want to talk to you!I don't feel like talking!Come on! We care about you.-We're worried about you. -And some of us really have to pee!I'm sorry, Joey.Listen, sorry about your death. That really sucks.-We came over as soon as we saw. -How could you not tell us?I don't know. I was kind of hoping no one would ever find out.Well, maybe they could find a way to bring you back.They said that when they found my body, my brain was so smashed in... ...that the only doctor who could've saved me was me.It's supposed to be some kind of irony.But Joey, you're gonna be fine.You don't need that show. It was just a dumb soap opera.This was the greatest thing that ever happened to me.Yes! I was going to incorporate that.Here's Monica. She'll have something nice to say.I straightened out your shower curtain so you won't get mildew. What? To me, that's nice.It'll be okay. You know that.No, I don't.It's like you work your whole life for something......and you think that when you get it......it'll never be as good as you thought.But this so was.It changed everything.Like, the other day, I got this credit card application......and I was pre-approved!I've never been pre-approved for anything in my life!I'm sorry, man.I don't know if this'll mean anything to you...... but you'll always be pre-approved with us.That means nothing to me.Pecan sandy? Just made them.Yeah, all right.Are these raisins?Sure, why not?Listen, Eddie.I've been thinking about our living situation. Why are you smiling?I got a little surprise. Look. There's a new fishy.I named him...... Chandler, you know, after you.Well, that's not even a real fish.No, that's a Goldfish cracker.So what's your point, man?Okay, good night.You big freak of nature!-Brisk tonight. -Oh, man.。
经典美剧《老友记》-第二季-第十六集-字幕-对白-中英文对照-看美剧学英语
Man, this is weird. 老兄，这好畸形哦Ever realize Cap'n Crunch's eyebrows are on his hat? 你知不知道脆脆上尉的眉毛长在帽子上？That's what's weird? 那叫畸型？The man's been captain of a cereal for 40 years. 乔伊，那傢伙当了四十年早餐片的上尉What? 怎样？The spoon! You licked and you put. 汤匙，你舔完放回去You licked and you put. 你舔完放回去Yeah, so? 所以呢？Don't you see how gross that is? It's like you using my toothbrush! 你看不出那很恶心吗？那就像你用我的牙刷一样You used my toothbrush? 你用我的牙刷？Only because I used the red one to unclog the drain. 那是因为我用红的那只去通排水孔嘛Mine is the red one! 红色是我的Oh, God! Can open. Worms everywhere! 一发就不可收拾了Why can't we use the same toothbrush... 为什么牙刷不能共用…... but we can use the same soap? …肥皂就可以共用？Because soap is soap. It's self-cleaning. 因为肥皂是肥皂，会自我清洁The next time you shower... 好吧，下一次你洗澡的时候…...think about the last thing I wash and the first thing you wash. …想想我什么最后洗跟你什么最先洗...think about the last thing I wash and the first thing you wash. The One Where Joey Moves Out ...think about the last thing I wash and the first thing you wash. 六人行第2季第16集乔伊搬走了Look at you fancy lads! 瞧你们打扮的What's the occasion? 有什么大事？You know that guy on my show that's in a coma? 知道我节目里那个演昏迷不醒的？He's having a brunch. 他要请我吃饭Ready when you are. 就等你了好的I can't believe you're actually getting tattoos. 真不敢相信你们真的要去刺青了You guys are getting tattoos? 你们要去刺青？But you cannot tell Ross because I wanna surprise him. 对，不能告诉罗斯我要给他一个惊喜Wow, this is wild! What are you gonna get? 好狂野哦，你们要刺什么？I'm getting a lily. 我要刺一朵百合For my mom, because her name's Lily. 因为我妈就叫百合That's lucky. What if her name was Big Ugly Splotch? 真幸运她要是叫大污点怎么办？-Where you getting it? -On my shoulder. 那你们要刺哪里？我想在我肩上What? 什么？What's on your shoulder? 什么在你肩上？A chip. 重担-A tattoo. I'm getting a tattoo. -A tattoo? 是刺青，我要去刺青啦刺青？Why? Why would you wanna do that? 你为什么要那么做？You don't think they're kind of cool? 你不觉得那酷吗？No. Sorry, I don't. 不，抱歉，我不觉得Why would anyone pay someone to scar their body for life? 怎么会有人花钱去搞个一辈子的伤痕？What if it doesn't come out right? 万一要是刺得不好呢？It's like having a bad haircut all the time. 那不是变成永远在 “我头发剪丑了”吗？Why is everyone staring at me? 大家为什么都瞪着我？Sign this card for Dad. Richard will be here soon. 罗斯，过来签给爸的生日卡理查随时会到Richard's going to the party too? 理查也要去参加派对？He's my parents' best friend. He has to go. 他是我父母最好的朋友他必须去So is today the day you'll tell them about you two? 那你打算今天告诉他们你们的事吗？Yeah, for my dad's birthday, I decided to give him a stroke. 对，我爸的生日我决定送他中风No, I think you should tell them. 不，你应该告诉他们I don't know how serious he is. Until I do, I won't say anything. 我还不知道他对我有多认真在搞清楚之前，我什么也不说I don't think Mom and Dad would mind. 我不知道，我想他们不会介意Remember when you were 9 and Richard was 30, Dad said... 记得你九岁理查三十岁的时，爸常说…... "God, I hope they get together." …“天啊真希望他们在一起”Shall we? 好了，进去吧Okay, wait. 等等You know what? 你知道吗？Ross, let's switch places. You get in the middle. 罗斯，我们换位置你来站中间This looks like we're trying to cover something up. 不，这看起来像我们想隐瞒什么You could come in straddling him, they still wouldn't believe it. 摩妮卡，就算你骑着他进去他们也不会相信的We're here! 我们来了-Hi, kids! -The children! 孩子们是孩子们-Happy birthday, Dad. -Thank you. 生日快乐，爸爸谢谢Happy birthday! 生日快乐So you kids thanked Dr. Burke for the ride? 你们谢过柏大夫载你们来了吗？Actually, Mom, I think Monica thanked him for the both of us. 妈，事实上摩妮卡帮我们两个谢过了So you kids take the train in? 你们搭火车来吗？No, Richard Burke gave them a ride. 不，柏理查载他们来的Speaking of whom... 谈到他呀…... I hear he's got some 20-year-old twinkie in the city. …听说他在城里有个二十岁的幼齿Finger cramp! Oh, God! 手指抽筋，抱歉Sorry. Here, let me get that, Mom. 来，让我来，妈So Richard's shopping in the junior section? 理查在青少年部“购物”Are we still on that? 还在讲那个吗？You just know she's got the lQ of a napkin. 想也知道她的智商一定超低She's probably not even pretty. 说不定连漂亮都谈不上Just young enough so that everything is still pointing up. 只是够年轻所以一切都还没下垂Can you believe this place? 你相信这个地方吗？I know. This is a great apartment. 我知道，这个公寓很棒In the bathroom there's mirrors on both sides of you. 我刚去过浴室两边墙上都有镜子When you're in there, it's like peeing with the Rockettes. 尿尿的时候就好像有一排人在排排尿Well, there's my fantasy come true. 我的梦想实现了Seriously. 不，说真的We were just saying, great apartment! 我们正在赞美你的公寓，老兄Thanks. You want it? 谢了，你要吗？I'm moving to a bigger place. 我要搬去一个更大的You should take this one. 你真的应该租下来Can you see me in a place like this? 你看我会住这种地方吗？Why not? You hate park views and high ceilings? 有何不可呢？你讨厌公园景观跟高天花板吗？Come on, I'll show you the kitchen. 来吧，我带你去看厨房That's all right, I saw a kitchen this morning. 不用了，兄弟我今早在电视上…On TV. …看过一个厨房Stop talking. Okay! 不要再说了-Come on, tell us! -ls she really 20? 来嘛，告诉我们对，她真只有二十？I am not telling you guys anything. 你们休想逼我说什么Come on, it's my birthday. Let me live vicariously! 来嘛，理查，今天是我生日让我过一下干瘾嘛Dad, you really don't want to do that. 爸，你真的不会想那样做What's a little midlife crisis between friends? 跟朋友分享一下你的中年危机嘛Would you let it go? 杰克，你别说了，好吗？I know what you're going through. When I turned 50, I got the Porsche. 我了解你在做什么我五十时买了部保时捷You got your own little speedster. 你有自己的小“加速器”-Seriously, it's not like that. -Tell you what. 各位，说真的，不是像那样这样吧Maybe one of these weekends you can borrow the car and I could 或许找个周末我车子借你，你的小…Dad, I beg you not to finish that sentence! 爸，我求你不要说完那个句子What? I'm kidding! 怎么？我在逗他You know I'd never let him touch the Porsche. 我才不会让他碰我的保时捷Okay, Rach. 阿秋Which lily? This lily or that lily? 哪一朵百合？这一朵或那一朵？-Well, l -I like this lily. 我… 我喜欢这朵It's more open and that's like my mom. 开得比较大，就像我妈She had a more open, giving spirit. 她有比较开放给予的精神Foghorn Leghorn! 雾号麦杆Blonde girl? You're in room two. 金发的，你去第二间Not-so-blonde girl, you're with me. 没那么金的，你跟我来Here we go! 走吧You're not going. 你不进去？Is this because of what Ross said? 怎么了？是因为罗斯的话吗？-Well, yeah, maybe. -I don't believe this. 是啦，或许我真不敢相信Is this how this relationship works? Ross equals boss? 你们的关系这样维持吗？罗斯是老板？Come on, what is this, 1922? 少来了现在是1922年吗？What's 1922? 1922年有什么？Just, you know, a long time ago. 只是很久以前嘛When men used to tell women what to do a lot. 当时是女人很多事得听男人的时代Then there was suffrage, which was a good thing. But it sounds horrible. 然后还有投票权那是件好事，但听起来很可怕Do you want this tattoo? 你到底要不要刺？Yes, I do. It's just that Ross 我要啊，只是罗斯他…Is your boyfriend the boss of you? 你男友是你的老板吗？Who is the boss of you? 那好，谁是你的老板？You? 你？You are the boss of you! 不，你是你的老板You march in there and get that tattoo on your hip! 你现在给我进去把那颗红心刺上去Go! 去How you doing? 你怎么了？I'm a twinkie! 我是个幼齿Really? I'm a hero. 真的？我是英雄This is so hard. 这好难哦Yeah, I know. I hate it too. 是呀，我知道，我也讨厌这样Look, maybe we should just tell them. 听着，或许我们应该说出来Maybe we should just tell your parents first. 或许我们应该先告诉你父母My parents are dead. 我父母死了God, you are so lucky! 你真幸运I mean Well, you know what I mean. 不，我是说… 你懂我意思Just hang in there, okay? 忍耐一下，好吗？Okay, I'll go out first, all right? 我先出去，好吗？Judy! Going to the bathroom. Good for you! 茱蒂，上洗手间呀，有你的Thank you, Richard. I appreciate the support. 谢谢，理查，很感激你的支持Honey. 蜜糖Seen my Harmon Kille brew bat? Bob doesn't believe I have one.你有没有看到我的奇哈蒙球棒老鲍不相信我有I have no idea. 我不知道Did you know Richard has a twinkie in the city? 你知道理查在城里有个幼齿吗？I know. He's a new man. It's like a scene from Cocoon. 我知道，他像个全新的男人好像进了“魔茧”一样I just never would have pictured Richard with a bimbo. 我怎么也无法幻想理查和小笨妹在一起He told Johnny Shapiro that she's quite a girl. 显然他告诉沙强尼那个女孩不错He told Johnny that he thinks he's falling in love with her. 事实上，他告诉强尼他想他爱上她了-Really? -I've never seen him this happy. 真的？告诉你，我没见他这么快乐过So, Jack... 杰克…...ever think about trading me in for a younger model? …你有没有想过拿我去换个年轻小妞儿？Of course not. 当然没有With you, it's like I've got two 25-year-olds. 你不就等于两个二五佳人？Oh, Jack, stop! 杰克，住手Come on! 来嘛It's my birthday! 今天是我生日Can we drop this? 别说了，好吗？I am not interested in the guy's apartment. 我对那傢伙的公寓没兴趣Oh, please. I saw the way you were checking out his moldings. 拜托，我看到你检查他房子装饰的样子You want it. 你想要Why would I want another apartment? 我干嘛要另外一个房子？I've already got an apartment that I love. 我已经有个我爱的房子了It wouldn't kill you to say it once in a while. 是嘛，偶尔这样说说又不会死All right. You want the truth? I'm thinking about it. 好吧，想听实话吗？我的确在考虑-What? -I'm sorry. 什么？抱歉I'm 28. I've never lived alone... 我今年28了从没自己住过…...and I'm at a place where I got enough money... …而我终于赚到足够的钱…...that I don't need a roommate. …可以让我不再需要室友I don't need a roommate either. 我也不需要室友啊I can afford to live here by myself. 自己住这里我也负担得起I may have to bring in somebody once a week to lick the silverware. 我或许一个礼拜得请一次人来舔我的餐具Why are you getting so bent out of shape? 你老兄火气干嘛那么大We didn't agree to live together forever. 我们又没说要永远住在一起We're not Bert and Ernie. 我们又不是连体婴You know what? 知道吗？If this is the way you feel... 如果你这样觉得…...then maybe you should take it. …那或许你应该搬去-That's how I feel. -Then maybe you should take it! 我是那样觉得那或许你应该搬去Maybe I will! 那或许我会-Fine with me! -Great! 那好很好You can spend more quality time with your real friends... 你就有多点时间跟你真正的朋友混…...the spoons! …你的汤匙Whose drink can I freshen? 谁还要加点饮料？Almost time for cake! 快要切蛋糕了Mon, are you okay? 摩妮卡？你还好吗？You remember that video I found of Mom and Dad? 记得我发现爸妈的那卷录影带吗？Well, I just caught the live show. 我刚看了现场秀-Hey, there. -What? 嗨怎样？Nothing. I just heard something nice about you. 没什么我刚听到你的好话Really? 真的？-Your son isn't seeing anyone, is he? -Not that I know of. 你儿子现在没女朋友吧？据我所知，没有I was thinking, why doesn't he give Monica a call? 我是在想… 他何不打个电话给摩妮卡？That's an idea. 那…是个主意Well, actually, I'm already seeing someone. 事实上，我已经有男友了Oh? 是吗？She never tells us anything. 这孩子什么事都不讲Ross, did you know Monica's seeing someone? 罗斯你知道摩妮卡有男友了吗？Mom, there are so many people in my life. 妈，我周遭有好多好多人Some are seeing people and some aren't. 有些人有男朋友，有些人没有Is that crystal? 那是水晶的吗？So who's the mystery man? 那个神秘男子是谁？Well, he's a doctor. 他是个医生A real doctor? 真正的医生？No, a doctor of meat. 不，他是研究肉的Of course he's a real doctor. 他当然是真的医生And he's handsome. 他很英俊And he's sweet, and I know you'd like him. 人很好我知道你会喜欢他Well, that's wonderful. 那太棒了Mom, it's okay. 妈，没关系It is, Judy. 没错，茱蒂Jack! 杰克Could you come in here for a moment? 请你进来一下，好吗？Now! 现在-Found it! -I'll take that, Dad. 找到了交给我，爸It seems your daughter and Richard are something of an item. 你女儿跟理查看来似乎是一对That's impossible. He's got a twinkie in the city. 那不可能，他在城里有个幼齿I'm the twinkie. 爸，我是那个幼齿-You're the twinkie? -She's not a twinkie! 你是那个幼齿？她不是个幼齿Look, this is the best relationship I've been in 好吧，听着，各位这是我有过最棒的关系…Oh, please! A relationship? 拜托，关系？Yes, a relationship! 对，关系For your information, I'm crazy about this man. 你们请听好我为这个男人疯狂Really? 真的？Am I supposed to stand here and listen to this on my birthday? 我生日还要站在这里听你说这些鬼话吗？This is a good thing. You said you've never seen Richard happier. 这是件好事，你自己也说你没见理查那么快乐过When did I say that? 我何时说的？Upstairs in the bathroom, right before you felt up Mom! 楼上的浴室啊，你摸妈之前Happy birthday to you 祝你生日快乐Happy birthday to you 祝你生日快乐Happy birthday, dear Jack 祝你生日快乐，杰克Happy birthday to you 祝你生日快乐It looks so good! Oh, I love it. 好漂亮哦，我好喜欢I know, so do l! I'm so glad you made me do this. 我知道，我也是菲比，我好高兴你逼我刺Okay, let me see yours. 让我看你的Let's see yours again. 再瞧瞧你的We just saw mine. Let me see yours. 菲比，我的才刚看过让我看你的Oh, no! 不…It's gone! That's so weird. 不见了，好古怪哦I don't know how, where it went. 不知道去哪里了You didn't get it? 你没刺？Why not? 你为什么没刺？I'm sorry! I'm sorry! 对不起…How could you do this to me? This was your idea! 菲比，你怎么可以这样对我？这全是你的主意I know! I was gonna get it, but he came in with this needle. 我知道…我本来是要刺的可是他拿着针走进来And did you know they do this with needles? 你知道他们是用针刺的吗？Really? You don't say? 真的？真的吗？Because mine was licked on by kittens! 因为我的是猫舔上去的I'm sorry about what 听着，今天的事我很抱歉…-Yeah, me too. -I know. 我也是我知道Do we need to hug? 我们需要抱一下吗？No, we're all right. 不，没关系So I got you something. 我有东西送你Plastic spoons! 塑胶汤匙-Great! -Lick away, my man! 太棒了舔吧，老兄These will go great in my new place till I get real ones. 这在我的新家会很好用先应付应付What? 什么？I can't use these forever. They're no friend of the environment. 我不能永远用塑胶汤匙这不环保No, I mean what's this about your new place? 不…我是说… 你说什么新家？I'm moving out, like we talked about. 我要搬出去，像我们谈过的I didn't think that was serious. 我不知道你是认真的You know, I thought that was just a fight. 我以为我们只是在吵架Well, it was a fight... 我们是吵架了…... based on serious stuff, remember? …有根有据的，记得吗？About how I never lived alone or anything? 关于我从没一个人住过I think it would be good for me. Help me to grow... 我只是想，这对我有好处帮我成长…...or whatever. …之类的Well, there you go. 那就是了Hey, are you cool with this? 这你没问题吧？I don't wanna leave you high and dry. 我不想让你觉得被遗弃了I've never been lower or wetter. 不，我也不会觉得更愉快的I'll be fine. I'll just turn your... 我不要紧的我就把你的房间…... bedroom into a game room. …改成游戏室之类的好了Put the foosball table in there. 把足球桌放在里面Why do you get to keep the table? 那桌子为什么该归你？I did pay for half of it. 我付了一半的钱I paid for the other half. 对，我付了另一半I'll tell you what. I'll play you for it. 这样吧，谁赢谁的All right, you're on. 好呀，没问题I can take two minutes out of my day to kick your ass. 我可以抽出时间来痛宰你一顿Your men will get scored on more times than your sister. 我得的分会比你妹被上过的次数还多Which sister? 哪一个妹妹？So are you sorry that I told them? 你后悔我告诉他们吗？No. It's been a long time since your dad and I went running. 不，我跟你爸好久没去跑步了Did you get it? 你们刺了吗？给我看-ls Ross here? -He went out for pizza. 罗斯在吗？不在，他去买披萨Okay, really quick. 一下就好That's great! 好漂亮Very tasteful. 很有品味Wanna see mine? Wanna see mine? 要看我的吗？…What? You didn't get one. 什么？你又没刺Okay. Well then, what is this? 那这是什么？What are we looking at? 我们在看什么？That blue freckle? 那颗蓝雀斑？That's my tattoo. 那是我的刺青That is not a tattoo. That is a nothing. 那不是刺青，那什么也不是I got her in the chair... 我终于逼她回去再刺…...he barely touched her with the needle, she screamed and that was it. …针根本都还没碰到她她就跳起来尖叫逃走Okay, hi! 嗨For your information, this is exactly what I wanted. 这正是我想要听到的This is a tattoo of the Earth as seen from a great, great distance. 这是个从很远的地方看到的地球It's the way my mother sees me from heaven. 我妈从天堂看到我就是这样的Oh, what a load of crap! 真是狗屁一堆That is a dot! 那是一个点Your mother's in heaven going, "Where the hell's my lily, you wuss!" 你妈正在天堂上大叫“我的百合在哪里？狗熊”That is not a tattoo! This is a tattoo! 菲比，那不是个刺青这才是个刺青You got a tattoo? 你去刺青了？Maybe. 或许But just a little one. Phoebe got the whole world! 只是个小的啦菲比刺了全世界Well, let me see. 让我看看Well? 怎样？Well, it's really... 这非常的…...sexy. 性感I wouldn't have thought it would be, but... 我没想到会这样，但…...wow! …哇Really? 真的？So is it sore? Or can you do stuff? 对，所以会酸痛吗？你可以活动吗？I guess. 可以吧Save us some pizza. 留些披萨给我们Get it out of the corner! 别窝在角落Pass it! Pass it! 传球…Stop talking to your men! 别跟你的人讲话And the table is mine. 帅，桌子是我的了Congratulations. 恭喜了You guys will still come visit me, right? 你们还是会来看我，对吧？Oh, yeah! You got the big TV. 会呀，你有大荧幕电视We'll be over there all the time. 我们会常常去的Except when we are here. 除了在这里时I know you're just moving uptown, but I'll really miss you. 我知道你只是往北搬我还是会很想你的How can you not be across the hall anymore? 你怎会不再是我的对门芳邻了？Who's gonna eat all of our food and tie up our phone lines 是呀，谁来吃光我们的东西占用我们的电话…Is that my bra? 那是我的胸罩吗？-What are you doing with my bra? -It's not what you think. 你拿我的胸罩去干嘛？不…你想歪了We used it to fling water balloons off the roof. 我们用那个来在屋顶上弹水球Remember? Those kids couldn't even get theirs across the street. 记得吗？那些初中生连弹到对面都办不到Yeah, I remember. 是呀，我记得Let's bring the rest of these down to the truck. 咱们把剩下的搬上卡车You want me to... 你要我…...give you a hand with the foosball table? …帮你搬这个足球桌下去吗？You keep it. You need the practice. 不了，你留着，你需要练习Thanks. 谢了So... 所以…... I gue ss this is it. …我猜就这样了Yeah, right. 是呀，对I guess so. 大概吧When am I gonna see you? 我不知道我们何时会再见？I'm guessing tonight at the coffeehouse. 我猜今晚在咖啡馆？Right. Yeah. Okay. 对呀。
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Ross kissed me.Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!It was unbelievable!Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!Let's hear everything.Monica, get the wine and unplug the phone.Rachel, does this end well or do we need to get tissues? It ended very well.Do not start without me! Do not start without me! Okay. All right. Let's hear about the kiss.Was it a soft brush against your lips......or was it a "I gotta have you now" kind of thing? Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then.... Oh, God. And then we just sort of sunk into it.So was he holding you? Or were his hands on your back? No, actually, first they started out on my waist......and then they slid up and were in my hair.And......then I kissed her.Tongue?-Yeah. -Cool.-Yeah. -Cool.-Yeah. -Cool.All right, check out this bad boy!Twelve megabytes of RAM, 500-megabyte hard drive... ... built-in spreadsheet capabilities......and a modem that transmits at over 28,000 BPS.What will you use it for?Games and stuff.There are no jobs. There are no jobs for me.Oh, wait, here's one.-Would you be willing to cook naked? -There's an ad for a naked chef? No, but if you'll cook naked, then you might be willing to dance naked. And then....So how'd you make out last night?That is funny. That is painfully funny.No, wait, wait.Yeah, that's just painful.Wait a minute. I thought last night was great.Yeah, it was. But I get home......and I see Julie's saline solution on my night table......and I think, "My God! What am I doing?"Here I am with Julie, this incredible, great woman......who I care about and who cares about me......and I'm just throwing all that away?You got all that from saline solution?Wait. We're talking about Rachel. You and Rachel.I've been dreaming about me and Rachel for 10 years.But now I'm with Julie.So it's like, me and Julie, me and Rachel.Me and Julie, me and RachRachel! Rachel.-Hey, you. -How are you?Good. How are you?Good.-Hi, honey. -Hi, Julie. Hi, Julie?Julie!How are you?Good.So everybody's here.Everybody's good.Were you gonna play something?-Well, actually -Play it!All right.-Julie, I didn't know you wore lenses. -What?Okay. Hi.Hello. Hi. Okay.This is a song about a love triangle...... between three people I made up.It's called "Two of Them Kissed Last Night."There was a girl We'll call her BettyAnd a guy Let's call him NeilNow I can't stress This point too stronglyThis story isn't realNow our Neil must decide Who will be the girl that he casts aside Will Betty be the one Who he loves trulyOr will it be the one Who we'll call LoolieHe must decide He must decideEven though I made him up He must decideWell, this is a nice resume.Nice, nice, nice.Muy impressivo.Mr. Rastatter, what does this job entail? The ad wasn't clear. Macholate.-I'm sorry? -Macholate.It's a synthetic chocolate substitute.Go ahead, try a piece.We think Macholate is even better than chocolate.All right.I love how it crumbles.-You see, chocolate doesn't do that. -No, ma'am.We should be getting our FDA approval any day now.Hopefully, in time for Thanksgiving.The way we see it, chocolate dominates......your major food-preparation holidays. Easter, Christmas, what have you. But given the right marketing......we can make Thanksgiving the Macholate holiday.Wow.Aren't you gonna swallow that?Just waiting for it to stop bubbling.Isn't that great?Well, anyhow......we're looking for chefs who can create Thanksgiving recipes.You interested?Abso-...... -lutely!I love creating recipes, I love Thanksgiving, and now...... I love Macholate.Really?Especially that aftertaste. I tell you......that'll last you till Christmas.How about Macholate mousse?It's not......very Thanksgiving-y.How about Pilgrim Macholate mousse?What makes it Pilgrim?We'll put buckles on it.Did Ross call?No, I'm sorry.Why didn't he call?He's gonna stay with Julie.He's gonna stay with her and she'll be:"Hi, I'm Julie. Ross picked me.We'll get married and have lots of kids and dig up stuff together!" No offense, but that sounds nothing like her.What am I gonna do? This is like a complete nightmare!I know. This must be so hard. "Oh, no! Two women love me! They're both gorgeous sexy, my wallet's too small for my 50s... ...and my diamond shoes are too tight!"-Here's a thought -Don't ever touch the computer.Ross, listen. I got two words for you:Threesome.Let's get logical about this. We'll make a list."Rachel and Julie: Pros and Cons."We'll put their names in different fonts......and I can use different colors for each column.Can't we use a pen?No, Amish boy.Let's start with the cons because they're more fun.Rachel first.I don't know.I mean....All right, I guess you can say she's a little spoiled sometimes. You could say that.I guess, sometimes she's a little ditzy, you know?And I've seen her be a little too into her looks.And Julie and I have a lot in common...... because we're both paleontologists, right?But Rachel's just a waitress.Waitress.Got it. You guys want to play Doom?Or we could keep doing this.What else?I don't know.Oh! Her ankles are a little chubby.Okay, let's do Julie.What's wrong with her?She's not Rachel.This is pumpkin pie with a Macholate crust.This is Macholate cranberry cake, and these are Macholate-chip cookies. Just like the lndians served.Oh, my God!"Oh, my God" good?Oh, my God! I can't believe you let me put this in my mouth.Sweet Lord! This is what evil must taste like!I tell you, it won't print.I pressed that button, like, 100 times.For a hotline, you're not so hot.What is that in the background?Are you watching Star Trek?So did you break Julie's heart?It was horrible. She cried, I cried. She threw things, they hit me.I did the right thing.So Spock actually hugs his father?Hey, do you guys haveWhere you going?I just got back......from Julie's.No, no.It's not what you think.It's the other thing.Well, what's the other thing? What do I think?Well....He broke up with Julie!Well, go hug her, for God's sakes!Really?Really.It's always been you, Rach.Oh, God.Oh, this is good.-This is really good. -I know. I know.It's almost....What do you say we take a walk? Just us. Not them.-Let me get my coat. -Okay. No, hey!I'll get your coat.He's going to get my coat. He's going to get my coat, Joey!Joey, I can't believe this! This is unbelievable!-What's that? -What? Nothing!-I saw my name. What is it? -No, no, see? See?It's printing!It's printing!What is it?Let me see!Hey, someone order a coat?Chandler wrote something about me on her computer and won't let me see. He won't? He won't!Because isn't that......the short story you were writing?Yes, it is a short story......that I was writing.And I'm in it? Let me read it.No!-Come on! -Hey, why don't you read it to her?All right."It was summer.And it was hot.Rachel was there.A lonely gray couch.'Oh, look!' cried Ned.And the kingdom was his forever. The end!"That's all you wrote? You're the worst writer in the world! This isn't funny anymore.There's something about me on that paper, and I want to see it. No, you don't.All right, fine. If you guys want to be children, that's fine.I do not need to see it!What is this?That is....What is this?-Thank you. -Good luck.Okay. Just remember how crazy I am about you, okay? "Kind of ditzy"?"Too into her looks"?"Spoiled"?A little spoiled. He was supposed to type "little," the idiot!"Just a waitress"?Now that was....I mean, as opposed to....Okay, is this over yet? Rach?I do not have chubby ankles!No! IOkay, look at the other side. Look at Julie's column."She's not Rachem"?What the hell's a Rachem?Is that a stupid paleontology word...... I wouldn't know, because I'm just a waitress?Rach, come on!It's "She's not Rachel"!She's not....My diary! That's Brilliant!If I'd said it was my diary, she wouldn't have made me read my diary. That's true. You'd be a great person to have around after an emergency.I cannot believe Ross even made this list.-I know. -What a dinkus!Hey, cut him some slack. It was Chandler's idea.What?Oh, good. I was hoping that would come up.This was your idea?Let's get some perspective here. These things happen for a reason. Yeah. You!Pheebs, back me up. You believe in that karma crap, don't you?By the way, good luck in your next life as a dung beetle.Rach!Hey! Open up! Please?When somebody does not buzz you in, Ross, that means, "Go away." It doesn't mean, "Climb up the fire escape."I just want to read you your "Pro List."Not interested."Number one: the way you cry at game shows.Number two: how much you love your friends.Number three: the way you play with your hair when you're nervous. Number four: how brave you are for starting your life over. Number five: how great you are with Ben.Number six: the way you smell."What are you doing?You want to open the window?Oh, yeah.-What are you doing out there? -I'm....You must be freezing. You know what you need?How about a nice, steaming cup of hot Macholate?Come on, open up.Rach, come on. You gotta give me another chance.No.-No? -That's what I said.Maybe we should go.You don't have to go. We're done talking.I know how you mustNo! You don't, Ross.Imagine the worst things you think about yourself.How would you feel if the person you trusted most in the world... ... not only thinks them too...... but actually uses them as reasons not to be with you.No, but see, I want to be with you in spite of all those things.Well, that's mighty big of you.I said, don't go!You know what?If it were the other way around, there is nothing you could put on a list... ...that would make me not want to be with you.Well, then I guess that's the difference between us.See, I'd never make a list.I never know how long to wait in this situation before you can talk again. Maybe a little longer.In these recipes, the quantities may seem a little unusual.Like these coconut Macholate holiday nut bars?I've indicated four cups of coconut and four cups of nuts......and only one tablespoon of Macholate.Doesn't matter.Our FDA approval didn't come through.Something about laboratory rats.Gosh, I'm sorry.Yeah.Anyhow, here's your check.Thank you for all the trouble you went through.Listen, you didn't eat a lot of it while you were cooking, did you? Well, I ate some.Oh, some is fine. Some is not a lot.So it doesn't burn when you pee, does it?Is that him again?Tell him I'd come to the phone, but my ankles are weighing me down.I don't think this is the best time.Look, can you do something for me?Sure. What?All right.Music?Sure.The next one's dedicated to Rachel from Ross.Rachel, he wants you to know he's sorry for what he did......and he hopes you can finally forgive him.See the stones set in your eyesSee the thorn twist in your sideI'll wait for youSleight of hand and twist of fateOn a bed of nails she makes me waitAnd I'll wait without youWe've just gotten a call from Rachel and she told us what Ross did.It's pretty appalling. And, Ross, if you're listening......I don't want to play your song anymore.Why don't we devote our time to a couple that stands a chance? Avery, Michelle's sorry she hit you with her car......and she hopes you two will work it out. There's a room whereI can goAnd tell my secrets toIn my roomIn my roomThanks for coming in again.Not at all. I have no morals, and I need the cash. It's like I'm looking in a mirror.Anyway, they're called Fish-tachios.They taste exactly like pistachios...... but they're made of reconstituted fish bits. Here, try one.-All right. -You're not allergic to anything?Cat hair.Oh, sorry.。
经典美剧《老友记》-第二季-第十八集-字幕-对白-中英文对照-看美剧学英语
-Oh, Drake. -I'm sorry, Amber. 崔克抱歉，安柏It's like Brad to have to have the last word. 布莱就是这样子，嘴巴不认输Sorry I'm late. What happened? 抱歉，我迟到了，怎么样？We wanna see the end. 我们在看结局I want you, Drake. 我要你，崔克I know you do. 这个我知道But we can never be together that way. 但我们永远不可能会有结果的What? 什么？There's something I never told you. 有件事我一直没有告诉你I'm actually your half-brother. 我是你的异母哥哥So what happens next? 那后来怎么样呢？I get the medical award for separating the Siamese twins. 我帮连体婴动分割手术得了医学奖Then Amber and I go to Venezuela to meet our other half-brother, Ramon...然后我跟安柏去委内瑞拉找另外一个异母哥哥雷蒙…...where I find the world's biggest emerald. It's really big. …我找到了世界最大的翡翠那真的很大But it's cursed. 但受了诅咒So cool! 好酷喔God, that is good TV! 天啊，真是个好节目God, that is good TV! The One Where Dr. Ramoray DiesGod, that is good TV! 六人行第2季第18集瑞摩瑞医生之死Pheebs, play with me! 菲菲，跟我玩嘛This game is grotesque! 不，这种游戏太畸型了Twenty armless guys joined at the waist by a steel bar... 居然把二十个手无寸铁的男人串成一长条…...forced to play soccer forever? …被迫无止境地踢足球Hello? Human rights violation! 简直是侵害人权嘛Don't feel so bad. After playing... 不要为他们难过等他们踢完足球之后…...I break out the plastic women and everybody has a good time. …我把小塑胶妞拿出来大家都会非常开心的呀Why don't you play with your roommate? 你干嘛不跟你室友玩？He's not a big fan of foosball. 他不爱玩桌上足球Are we not getting along with the new boy? 你跟那个新来的处得不好吗？No, he's all right. He spends most of his time in his room. 不是啊，他很好，只是多数的时间都关在房间里That's because you haven't gotten to know him. 我想那也许是因为你没有花时间去了解他Let's remedy that, shall we? 我们来补救，好不好？-We don't need to. -lt'll be fun! 我们不需要补救要啊，会很好玩的What was that? 什么事？I thought it'd be fun if we had beers and got to know each other. 我只是想我们三人来喝点啤酒彼此了解一下会很有意思All right. 好呀Oh, good! Okay. 听起来不错Oh, no! I have to go, because I'm late for... 不行，我得走了因为我还要赶去…... my Green Eggs and Ham discussion group. …“绿蛋与火腿”的研讨会Tonight, it's "Why he would not eat them on a train." 今天晚上主题是…“为什么不在火车上吃呢？”-Have fun! Bye! -That was so lame. 好好玩，拜好烂的藉口I know. 我知道Okay, talk to him. 你跟他谈So you think that Speed Racer guy gets a lot of tickets or...? 你想那个赛车手被开了多少罚单啊…？That's good. So who broke up with who? 好笑…谁甩了谁啊？I broke up with her. 我甩了她呀She actually thought Sean Penn was the capital of Cambodia. 她真的以为西恩潘是高棉的首都When everybody knows that the capital of Cambodia is.... 有没有搞错？大家都知道高棉的首都是…It's not Sean Penn. 不是西恩潘I got a funny one. 好，我有个好笑的My last girlfriend, Tilly. We're eating breakfast, right? 好，我前任的女友叫提莉我们在吃早餐I made these pancakes. Like, 50 pancakes. 我做了很多薄松饼大概有五十多个吧All of a sudden, she turns to me and says, "Eddie... 突然间她转过来她就说艾迪…... I don't wanna see you anymore." …我不想再跟你见面了It was literally like she had reached into my chest... 那就好像是她把手伸进我的胸膛里…... ripped out my heart and smeared it all over my life! …挖出了我的心把我的生活搞得乱七八糟的There was this incredible abyss and I'm falling. 那就像我面前有一个深渊我就一直往下掉I keep falling and I don't think I'm ever gonna stop! 我就一直往下掉永无止境地往下掉That wasn't such a funny story. 这个故事不太好笑，是不是？And a crusty old man Said I'll do what I can 一个坏脾气老头说我尽量And the rest of the rats Played maracas 其他老鼠开始摇响葫芦That's it! Thanks! Good night. 唱完了，谢谢，晚安Phoebe's got another job, right? 菲比有别的工作吧？Great set tonight, Pheebs. 唱得很好，菲菲I know. 我知道We should get going. 我想我们该走了We should too. I've got patients at 8 in the morning. 我们也该走了明天早上八点还有病人You know how we always stay at your apartment? 知道吗？我在想我们老是在你那边过夜I thought tonight we'd stay at my place. 或许今晚改住我那边啊I don't know. I don't have my jammies. 我不知道，我没有带我的睡衣You don't need them. 或许你不需要My baby sister, ladies and gentlemen. 我的小妹妹，各位先生女士Shut up. I'm happy. 闭嘴，我很快乐Oh, this is so nice! I have to make a speech. 这太棒了我必须说几句话Of all the guys that Monica has been with, and that is a lot... 我只是想说，在摩妮卡交过的为数众多的男友当中…...I like you the best. …我最喜欢你了Thank you, Pheebs. That's very sweet. 谢谢你，菲菲，嘴真甜You hear that? 听到了吗？She likes me best. And apparently, there have been a lot. 她最喜欢我而且你显然阅人无数Not a lot. 没有啦Phoebe's kidding. Phoebe's crazy. 菲比在说笑吧，菲比是疯子Phoebe's dead. 菲比死定了I'm looking for Eddie Manoick. 我来找一位曼艾迪He's not here right now. I'm Chandler. 他现在不在我叫钱德Can I take a message or.... Or a fish tank? 要我帮你留话还是…拿鱼缸呢？Thanks. 谢了Come on in. 请进I'm Tilly. 我叫提莉I gather by that "Oh," he told you about me. 看你这个样子他一定跟你提过我了Yeah, your name came up... 提过，你的大名在一段…...in a conversation that terrified me to my very soul. …令我惊心动魄的对话中曾经出现过了He's kind of intense. 他这人有点激烈吧Yes! Hey, can I ask you, is Eddie a little... 对呀，请问你艾迪是不是有一点…A little what? 有一点怎么样？...bit country? …有点乡村？Come on in, you roomie! 快进来呀，室友Hello, Tilly. 提莉Eddie, I just came by to drop off your tank. 艾迪，我只是把鱼缸送过来That was very thoughtful of you. 你想得真是周到It's very thoughtful. 非常体帖Well, okay then. 就这样了I'm gonna go. Bye. 我要走了，再见So we getting a fish? 那么我们养鱼了，是不是？You had sex with her. 你们上床了，是不是？Check it out, check it out! 菲菲，你看…Soap Opera Digest! That's one of my favorite digests! “肥皂剧文摘” 我最喜欢的文摘之一Page 42! Page 42! 42页…"New Doc on the Block, Days of our Lives Joey Tribbiani." 医界新秀 “我们的日子”崔乔伊Cool picture! 好酷的照片Oh, I look good. 我好帅Is this true? That you write a lot of your own lines? 这是真的吗？很多台词都是你自己写的吗？Well, kind of, yeah. 可以这么说啦Remember last week when Alex was in the accident? 像你记得上礼拜亚历出了事那一集吗？The line in the script was... 剧本上的台词是…... "If we d on't get this woman to a hospital, she's going to die." …“我们不送这女人去医院的话，她会死的”But I made it, "If this woman doesn't get to a hospital... 被我改成了这个女人不去医院就医的话…...she's not gonna live." …她会活不成的Oh, okay. I see what you did there. 我懂你做了什么了Aren't you afraid the writers will be kind of mad when they read this? 那你不怕那些编剧看到这篇文章会有点生气吗？I never thought about the writers. The scripts just come to my house. 我倒没有考虑到那些编剧剧本总是送来我家But you know what? 但你知道吗？This makes me look good, which makes the show look good... 这样让我很有面子也因为这样子，节目有面子…...which makes the writers look good. So how could they bemad? …也因为这样子，编剧有面子他们怎么可能会生我的气呢？...which makes the writers look good. So how could they be mad? 我们的日子Makes up most of his lines. 他编了自己大部份的台词Son of a.... 很好…Write this, jerk-weed. 写这个，混蛋I fall down an elevator shaft? 我跌下了电梯井What does this mean? I fall down an elevator shaft? 这什么意思？我跌下了电梯井I don't know. I just bring the scripts. 我不知道，我只是送剧本过来They can't kill me! I'm Francesca's long-lost son! 他们不能杀我我是兰琪失散的儿子呀Right. 对Could you sign? 请你签收，好吗？No! No way! I'm not signing that! 我才不签呢I don't think that will affect the plot of the show. 我不认为对那个节目的剧情会有影响啊How can they do this to me? 他们怎么能这么对我？All right, I'm just gonna go. 我要走了Sorry. 很遗撼Well, it wasn't that many guys. 也没有那么多个啦If you consider how many guys there actually are... 我是说，如果你考虑到全世界有多少男人…...it's a very small percentage. …那个比例非常小It's not that big a deal. I was just curious. 没什么大不了的我只是…好奇罢了-Good night. -Good night, Richard. 晚安晚安，理查Good luck, Mon. 祝你好运，摩妮卡Before I tell you, you tell me how many women you've been with. 好，我说之前你先说你有过几个女人Two. 两个Two? Two? 两个？…How is that possible? I mean... 那怎么可能？…... have you seen you? …你知道你长得有多帅吗？I mean, what can I say? 我能说什么呢？I was married to Barbara for 30 years, my high-school sweetheart.我跟芭芭拉做了三十年的夫妻我们在高中就认识了Now you. That's two. 加上你，一共两个Two it is. 那就两个吧Time for bed. I'm gonna brush my teeth. 该上床了我要去刷牙了No, wait a minute now! 你先等一等Come on, it's your turn. 来啊，换你了Oh, come on! 快说呀You know, I don't need the actual number. Just a ballpark. 我也不需要知道确实的数目只要差不多就可以了Okay, it is definitely less than a ballpark. 绝对比一个“大厦”还要少I am so glad I'm not Monica right now. 真庆幸现在我不是摩妮卡Tell me about it. 那还用说So what's your magic number? 你的神奇数字是多少？Come on, you know everyone I've been with. All both of them. 来嘛，我交过的你都认识两个你都认识Well, there's you. 有你Better not be doing these in order. 最好不要说我是第一个Billy Dreskin, Pete Carny. 崔比利，柯彼得Barry. 贝利Paolo. 还有…保罗Oh, yes, the weenie from Turinie. 对，托里尼来的蠢蛋Honey, are you jealous of Paolo? 蜜糖，你嫉妒保罗吗？I'm so much happier with you than I ever was with him. 跟他从没像跟你在一起这么快乐过-Really? -Oh, please! 真的？拜托That Paolo thing was barely a relationship. 跟保罗那一段根本就不能算All it really was was just meaningless, animal sex. 那只能算是无意义的野兽的性关系Okay, you know, that sounded so much better in my head. 我这么说让我自己觉得好多了I didn't sleep with your ex-girlfriend. 艾迪我没有跟你的前任女友上床That's exactly what someone who slept with her would say. 有意思，因为跟她上过床的人都会这么说This is nuts! Crazy! She came over for two minutes... 你疯了，你疯了，是不是？她只来了两分钟而已…...dropped off a fish tank and left! …丢下鱼缸就走了就是这样Where's Buddy? 巴迪在哪里？Buddy? 巴迪？My fish, Buddy. 我的鱼巴迪There was no fish when she dropped it off. 她根本就没有带鱼来里面没有任何东西This is unbelievable! 这真令人难以置信You sleep with my ex-girlfriend, insult my intelligence by lying... 你先跟我的前任女友上床以为我会笨到去相信你的谎言...then you kill my fish? My Buddy? 然后你杀了我的鱼我的巴迪？I didn't kill your fish! 我没有杀你的鱼啊Look, Eddie 你听我说，艾迪…Would you look at what I'm doing? 你看我在做什么，好不好？Now that can't be smart. 那样太不聪明了So we're just gonna take this guy right off you... 所以我们要把那个傢伙给拿开…...and put him here in Mr. Pocket. …把它放到我的口袋先生里Tangelo? 来个橘子吧That's it? That's the giant number you were afraid to tell me? 就这样吗？害怕告诉我的庞大数目吗？Well, that's not bad at all. 那还好嘛You had me thinking it was, like, a fleet. 我是说，你害我以为你有一“托拉库”的人You're okay with it? 你真的觉得没关系？Oh, honey, I'm fine. 亲爱的，没关系Okay, about that two. 对了，关于那两个…What? 什么？All right. 好吧What about my two? 我的“两个”怎么样？It just seems like a really small number. 只是听起来真的好少喔Right. 对呀Don't you have a lot of wild oats to sow? 我是说，难道你没有欲望到处去采花吗？Or is that what you're doing with me? Oh, my God! Am I an oat? 你现在就是在那样对我吗？天啊，我是花吗？Honey, you are not an oat. 亲爱的，你不是被采的花I don't know, I guess I'm just not an oat guy. 我不知道我猜我不是那一型的I've only slept with women I love. 我只跟我爱的女人上床You've only slept with two people. 但是你只跟两个人上过床Right. 对You know I love you too, right? 你一定知道我也爱你吧？Now I do. 现在我知道了Ross, please listen to me. 罗斯…拜托听我说You are so much better for me than Paolo ever was. 罗斯，你比保罗好太多了You care about me, you're loving, you make me laugh. 我是说，你关心我我心中有爱，你会逗我笑If I make you laugh, here's an idea. 那样的话，我有个主意Invite Paolo to have a romp in the sack... 你可以邀请保罗过来在床上野兽一下…...and I'll stand in the corner and tell knock-knock jokes! …而我就站在角落讲敲门的笑话What we have is special! All Paolo and I ever had was 罗斯，我们的感情很特别！我跟保罗有的只是…"Animal sex"? “野兽的性关系”？So what are you saying? 所以你什么意思呢？There's nothing between us "animal" at all? 你是说我们之间就没有任何“兽性”的东西吗There's not even, like, a little animal? 连一点点…一点兽性都没有？Not even, like... 甚至连…连像…...chipmunk sex? …花栗鼠性Try to hear me, okay? 拜托，你听我说I'm not gonna lie to you. 我不想对你说谎-lt was good with Paolo. -Knock-knock. 跟保罗的性很好敲敲门But what you and I have is so much better. 但我们两个之间的比那好多了We have tenderness, we have intimacy, we connect. 我们有温柔，我们有亲密我们灵犀相通You know? I swear. 而且我发誓This is the best... 我从来没有过…... I have ever had. …像你这么棒的Until now. 直到现在Richard told me he loved me. 理查刚说他爱我-Oh, my God! -I know! 天啊我知道Honey, that's great! 太棒了I know! 我知道-I just can't find -Top drawer. 我只是找不到… 在第一个抽屉-Hurry. -Why? You need one too? 你也要啊对呀Found them! 找到了There's only one. 只有一个We'll be right there. We're just trying to decide something. 我马上来我们…在决定事情-They're trying to decide something. -Good. Good, good. 她们两个在决定事情好，很好So was your mustache Did it used to be different? 你的…你的小胡子跟以前有不同吗？How do you, you know, keep it so neat? 你怎么能够保持得那么整齐？I have a comb. 我有一把小梳子-What is that? -A mustache comb. 那个梳子叫什么？胡子梳Thank you. 谢谢Okay, I will do your laundry for one month. 我帮你洗一个月的衣服I will, I will, I will.... 我会…我会…I will clean the apartment for two months. 我打扫两个月的房子，如何？I'll give this to you now, if you tell me where we keep the dustpan. 只要你告诉我我们把畚箕放在哪里，这个我现在给你So were you in Nam? 你有没有打过越战？-Rock, paper, scissors? -Gotcha. 剪刀石头布没问题One, two, three. 一，二，三Yes! 太棒了Fine. Go have sex. 很好，上床吧No! You have got it completely wrong! 不对，你完完全全搞错了John Savage was Deer Hunter, no legs. 强沙维奇是 “越战猎鹿人”，没有腿Jon Voight was Coming Home, couldn't feel his legs. 强沃特是“归乡”，腿瘫痪了You've got it totally the other way around, my friend. Jon Voight 你完完全全搞反了，朋友强沃特是…-Honey? -What? 亲爱的什么？Shall we? 进去吧It's not gonna happen. 今晚不可能了They're doing it tonight. We can do it tomorrow. 今天晚上他们做我们可以明天再做In the future, if I could see the schedule beforehand.... 下一次的时间表可不可以先让我看看？So when I woke up this morning... 我今天早上醒过来的时候…... he'd stolen all the insoles out of my shoes! …发现他偷了我所有的鞋垫Why? 为什么？He thinks I slept with his ex-girlfriend and killed his fish. 那傢伙以为我睡了他前任女友而且还杀了他的鱼Why would you kill his fish? 你干嘛杀了他的鱼？Because sometimes after you sleep with someone... 菲比，因为有时候你跟人上床之后…...you have to kill a fish. …就必须要杀条鱼Chandler, honey... 钱德，宝贝…... I'm sorry. …抱歉Can we watch Joey's show now, please? 可以看乔伊的节目了吗？Wait. He's not here yet. 等等，他还没有到He knows what happens. 他知道情节I'm fine about my problem now, by the way. 对了，我不在乎我的问题了Amber... 安柏…...I'll always be there for you... …你需要的时候永远有我…...as a friend and as your brother. …我是你一辈子的朋友跟兄弟Oh, Drake. 崔克Hard day, huh? 辛苦了First the medical award, now this? 先是医学大奖，然后是这个Some guys are just lucky, I guess. 是呀，我猜有些人天生好运Dr. Ramoray, report to first floor Emergency stat. 雷大夫，请到一楼急诊室报到Well, then... 那么…... I guess that's me. …我猜在叫我了Anyone else need to go on the elevator? Dr. Horton? Dr. Wall? 还有谁想坐电梯的？何大夫？华大夫？They only said you. 他们只叫你一个人啊Oh, okay. All right. 好吧I love you. 我爱你，崔克Yeah, whatever. 是呀，随便啦Oh, no! 不…Drake, look out! 崔克，小心，崔克…-Did they just kill off Joey? -No! 他们刚刚甩了乔伊不Now maybe. 好像真的Come on! Open up! We want to talk to you! 开门，我们想跟你谈一谈I don't feel like talking! 我不想谈Come on! We care about you. 别这样了，乔伊我们关心你-We're worried about you. -And some of us really have to pee! 我们很关心你我们有些人真的很急呀I'm sorry, Joey. 抱歉，乔伊Listen, sorry about your death. That really sucks. 听着，很遗撼你的死真的很惨耶-We came over as soon as we saw. -How could you not tell us? 我们一看到就赶过来了你怎么不告诉我们呢？I don't know. I was kind of hoping no one would ever find out. 我不知道我有点希望没有人会发现Well, maybe they could find a way to bring you back. 或许他们可以让你起死回生They said that when they found my body, my brain was so smashed in...他们说当找到我尸体的时候我的脑袋已经摔得稀巴烂了…...that the only doctor who could've sav ed me was me. …而唯一救得了我的人是我It's supposed to be some kind of irony. 说是故意要看起来讽刺什么的But Joey, you're gonna be fine. 乔伊，你不会有事的You don't need that show. It was just a dumb soap opera. 你不需要那个节目那只是个蠢的肥皂剧嘛This was the greatest thing that ever happened to me. 菲比，那是我这辈子最棒的事Yes! I was going to incorporate that. 没错，我本来还要那样说的Here's Monica. She'll have something nice to say. 很好，摩妮卡来了她会说句好听的啦I straightened out your shower curtain so you won't get mildew. 我把你的浴帘拉直了以免发霉What? To me, that's nice. 怎么了？那是好事啊It'll be okay. You know that. 不要紧的，你也知道嘛No, I don't. 不，我不知道It's like you work your whole life for something... 像你奋斗了一辈子去追求…...and you think that when you get it... …当你认为你办到的时候…...it'll never be as good as you thought. …永远不会像你想的一样好But this so was. 不过这个是啊It changed everything. 它改变了一切Like, the other day, I got this credit card application... 前几天呢，我去申请信用卡…...and I was pre-approved! …我竟然被保送过关了I've never been pre-approved for anything in my life! 我这辈子从没被保送过关过I'm sorry, man. 很遗撼，老兄I don't know if this'll mean anything to you... 乔伊我不知道这对你有没有意义…... but you'll always be pre-approved with us. …但我们总是会保送你过关That means nothing to me. 不，那对我没有意义Pecan sandy? Just made them. 大胡桃饼，刚出炉的Yeah, all right. 对，好Are these raisins? 这是什么？葡萄干吗？Sure, why not? 当然了，有何不可？Listen, Eddie. 听我说，艾迪I've been thinking about our living situation. 我想过我们目前住在一起的情况了Why are you smiling? 你为什么要笑？I got a little surprise. Look. There's a new fishy. 我有个小小的惊喜我买了条新鱼I named him... 我叫它…... Chandler, you know, after yo u. …钱德，以你为名Well, that's not even a real fish. 那根本不是一条真鱼啊No, that's a Goldfish cracker. 那是金鱼饼干耶So what's your point, man? 你要说什么？Okay, good night. 晚安了You big freak of nature! 大自然爱好者-Brisk tonight. -Oh, man. 今天晚上好冷老兄。
老友记中英文字幕全集下载地址 6-10
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第六季
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《Frinds老友记》第2季中英文对照完整剧本206TheOneWiththeBabyontheBu
RACHEL:What's up?
TERRY:F.Y.I.. I've decided to pay a professional musician to play in here on Sunday afternoons. Her name is Stephanie... something. She's supposed to be very good.
ROSS:Let me hold him for a sec. There. (Ben stops crying) Huh? There we are.
MONICA:Maye it's me.
ROSS:Don't be silly. Ben loves you. He's just being Mr. Crankypants.
CHANDLER:No, I got him.
JOEY:No, seriously.
CHANDLER:Oh, seriously you want him?
CAROLINE:Hello.
BOYS:Hello.
CAROLINE:And who is this little cutie pie?
CHANDLER:Well, don't, don't think me immodest, but, me?
206 The One With the Baby on the Bus
[Scene: At Monica and Rachel's.]
MONICA:Who da wennyBenny boy? You the WennywennyBennyBenny boy, yes. Don't cry. Don't cry. Why is he still crying?
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经典美剧《老友记》-第二季-第二十集-字幕-对白-中英文对照-看美剧学英语
-What you guys doing? -Monica's making us watch Old Yeller. 你们在干嘛？摩妮卡逼我们看“老黄狗”Why are you guys upset? It's Old Yeller. It's a happy movie. 那你们在伤心什么？这是一部快乐的电影啊-What? -What are you talking about? 什么？你在胡扯什么？Come on. Happy family gets a dog. 少来了，快乐家庭养了一只狗Frontier fun! 荒野之乐Pheebs, what about the end? 对呀，但是结局呢？When Yeller saves the family and everyone's happy? 是老黄救全家人于狼口之中大家皆大欢喜That's not the end. 那不是结局That's when my mother would shut off the TV and say, "The end." 才是呢，我妈会在那个时候关掉电视说已结束了What about when he has rabies? 那它生狂犬病的情节呢？He doesn't have rabies. He has babies. 它没有生狂犬病它生了小宝宝That's what my mom said. 我妈说的I don't think she'd want you to see what's about to happen. 菲比，我猜你妈不想你看接下来的剧情Why? What's about to happen? 为什么？接下来怎么样？I've never seen this part. 这部份我从没看过Hey, Travis, what you doing with that gun? 崔维，你拿枪干什么？Oh, no. 不…No, no, Travis, put down the gun. 崔维，把枪放下来No, no, he's your buddy. He's your Yeller. 不要…它是你的伙伴是你的老黄No! The end! The end! 不…剧终…Okay, what kind of a sick doggy snuff film is this? 这算什么病态的狗电影？Okay, what kind of a sick doggy snuff film is this? The One Where Old Yeller DiesOkay, what kind of a sick doggy snuff film is this? 六人行第2季第20集猎狗之死Have you guys eaten? Richard and l just finished, and we've got leftovers.你们吃过了吗？我跟理查刚吃过，我们还有剩菜Chicken and potatoes. 鸡肉跟马铃薯What am I wearing? 我穿什么？Actually, nothing but rubber gloves. 事实上，塑胶手套而已One of these times, you'll really be naked and we won't come over. 有一天你会真的一丝不挂而我们却不会过来了I got a leg, three breasts and a wing. 我有条腿，三块胸跟一根翅膀How do you find clothes that fit? 那你怎么找得到衣服穿？Hey, Monica? We got a question. 摩妮卡，我们有问题All right, yes, I see other women in the shower at the gym. 好吧，再说一遍，对，我在健身房浴室会看到别的女人And no, I don't look. 不，我目不斜视No, not that one. 不，不是那个We're figuring out who to bring to the Nicks game. 我们在想今晚带谁去看尼克队赛球，我们多了一张票Ross can't go, so it's between my friend Eric Prower, who has breath issues...对，罗斯不能去，所以要嘛就是我朋友包艾力，他有口臭...and Dan, with the poking. "Did you see that play?" …或是丹，他爱戳人 “你看到了吗？”"You want more beer? Is that Spike Lee?" “还要啤酒吗？” “那是史派克李吗？”Why don't you ask Richard? 为什么不问理查？Richard, if you had an extra ticket to the Nicks game... 理查，如果你有多一张尼克队球赛的票…...and you had to choose between a friend who smelled... …而你必须从有口臭…...and one who bruises you, who would you pick? …跟会戳人的朋友当中选你会选谁？Being a huge Nicks fan myself... 对一个大尼克迷来说…... I think you should take someone who's a huge Nicks fan. …我想你们应该选一个大尼克迷That's Eric. 那就艾力好了Glad to be of help. Matches. 乐意效劳，不客气I meant, why don't you take Richard to the game? 我是说你们为什么不请理查去？What? 怎么样？-I don't know. -Come on! 我不知道少来了He keeps his fingers to himself, and he's always minty fresh. 他从来不会乱指乱戳口气永远芳香自然Richard's really nice. We just don't know him really well. 理查他这个人真的很好啦只是我们跟他不是很熟Plus, he's old 加上他又老…er than some people. …对某些人来说But younger than some buildings. 但他比某些建筑要年轻一点So what, he's a little older. Big deal. 他老一点又怎么样？He's important to me. 他对我而言是很重要的If you ask him, he might take you in his Jag. 你们问他的话他或许会开积架车去哦How do we say yes... 我们要怎么说…...and make it seem like it's not just to ride in the cool car? …才不会听起来像为了要搭他的酷车才邀请他去Okay, this could be tough. 这有点棘手We'll bring him, but only if he takes the Jaguar. 他如果开积架车来我们才会带他去You almost had it. 你差点办到了No, no, you're fine. You're fine. 不…你没问题…Hi, honey. 亲爱的You are not gonna believe what happened! 你们一定不会相信发生了什么事We were playing on the floor, and he grabs the table... 我们坐在那边地板上玩他抓住了桌子…...and he pulls himself up! …把自己拉起来了He pulled himself up! 他把自己拉起来了Standing man! 他会站I'm sorry you missed it, but I did tape it if you wanna see it. 很遗撼你们错过，但我录下来了，你们要看的话…We know. He already did it last week. 我们知道，他上个礼拜就会了You can watch our tape if you want. 你可以看我们的带子See, I don't believe this. I missed the first time of everything. 我真不敢相信我错过每个第一次了The first time he rolled over, the first time he crawled. 我错过他第一次翻身他第一次爬What else? Has he spoken? Is he driving? 我还错过了什么？他说话了吗？会开车了吗？Does he have a favorite liqueur? 他有偏好的甜酒吗？He is getting closer on the talking thing. 他好像也快要会说话了He can't quite say "mama" yet, but once he said "Yemen." 他还不会说妈妈可是有一次他说“叶门”See, I don't know. I'm so sick of missing stuff. 我受不了老是错过I want him for more than a day. I want him for a whole weekend. 我不要只照顾他一天而已我要他一整个周末Listen. I feel 你听着，我是说我觉得…That would be great. 没问题Really? I had a whole speech prepared. 真的？我正准备要大发议论Oh, shoot, that would've been fun. 讨厌，那会很好玩的Did you just see that? 你们看到了吗？Did you see? He just waved! He just waved! 他刚刚挥手…He's never waved before! 他从来没有挥过手Yes, he has. Very good. 他挥过？好极了What you got there? 菲菲，那是什么？Love Story, Brian's Song and Terms of Endearment. “爱的故事”“布莱恩之歌” 还有“亲密关系”All you need now is The Killing Fields and guacamole, and you got a party!现在只缺“杀戳战场” 跟一些鹗季酱你就可以狂欢了I talked to my grandma about the Old Yeller incident... 对呀，我跟我奶奶讲了那个“老黄狗”那件事…...and she said my mom used to not show us the ends of sadmovies... …她说我妈总是不让我们看那种悲伤电影的结局…...to shield us from the pain and sadness. …好让我们不用痛苦伤心You know, before she killed herself. 在她自杀之前Where's Richard? Did you ditch him? 他人呢？理查呢？你们甩了他吗？After we stole his lunch money and gave him a wedgie. 对，在抢了他的午餐钱还有拉了他内裤之后What's the matter? He's parking the car. 你这人怎么搞的？他在停车-Did you guys have fun? -Your boyfriend is so cool. 那你们玩得开心吗？你的男朋友真的好酷He let us drive his Jaguar. Joey for 12 blocks. Me for 15. 对，他让我们开他的车乔伊12条街，我15条街He must like you best. 他一定最喜欢你What about when he tipped the guy who showed us to our seats? 还有他给那个帮我们带位的人小费那件事You never even saw the money. 他连多少都没看，就像这样Hey, Chandler, thanks for showing us to our seats. 钱德，谢谢你帮我们带位不用客气You're welcome. Hey, Joey, thanks for parking the car. 乔伊，谢谢你帮我停车No problem. 没问题-Hey, Chandler -I think they get it. 钱德… 我想她们懂了There's the man! 他来了Hey, you're getting better. 你越来越行了I'm gonna keep this. 对了，我要留着这个He kept my dollar. 他留下我的钱Your first weekend without Ben. What are you doing? 第一个没有班的周末你们两个要做什么？We're going to colonial Williamsburg. 我们要南下去威廉斯堡玩A woman I went to college with is the first female blacksmith there. 对，我大学一个女同学刚成为那里第一个女铁匠They're a little behind the times in colonial Williamsburg. 威廉斯堡那边是有点落伍了Look, I better go before Mommy starts weeping. 好吧我们最好在掉眼泪之前走了-We love you. -Bye, Mommy. 我们爱你再见，妈咪Have a good time. 好好玩Look. 看Joey, do you know we can see you from here? 乔伊你知道我们看得到你吗？How come Richard looks cooler with one of these? 为什么理查抽起这个比我酷那么多？You may wanna light it and lose the spatula. 首先，你或许要先点燃还有放下那支锅铲It's cute, you trying to be more like Richard. 你想模仿理查，我觉得很可爱Not like him, per se. 也不是这样Just not unlike him. 只是不要不像他It's the artist formerly known as Chandler. 看，是以前叫钱德的那个艺术家I'm just trying something here, you know? 我不过是想试试看Why didn't you grow a mustache? 乔伊，你为什么不留胡子？We flipped for it. 我们丢铜板I got the cigar, he got the mustache. 我丢到抽雪茄，他丢到留胡子If we both grew them, we'd look like dorks. 我想我们都留的话会有点驴啦You really sidestepped that land mine. 是呀，你们真的躲过那一劫了I promised Richard we'd meet him downstairs. 我们得走了我答应理查在楼下见You're meeting Richard? 你们要见理查？-Ranger game. -Didn't he tell you? 对，我们要去看曲棍球赛对，他没告诉你吗？He said he was going out with the guys. I didn't know that was you. 他告诉我他跟男人出去我只是不知道男人是你们You hear that? 你听到了吗？We're the guys! 我们是男人With that mustache, he reminds me of Aunt Sylvia. 钱德留那胡子像不像西维亚姑妈？Thank you! 谢谢Thank you! 中央公园Hi. We're visiting. 我们来拜访It's Ben and his dada. 是小班跟他爹爹Can you say "dada"? 爹爹，你会说“爹爹”吗？I'm telling your mommies you said it, so you might as well. 你妈咪们说你说了，你试试啊No luck, huh? 运气不好？A while ago, I got a "seh" out of him... 不好，不久以前他发了一个“二”的音...which I thought might turn into "seh-condary caregiver," but.... 我想那也可以勉强说是二褓姆的意思…Would you hold him for a sec? I gotta take this off. 帮我抱一下，好吗？我得把这个拿下来Sure. Okay. 好的What are you doing? 你在干什么？I'm holding Ben. 我在抱班啊He's a baby, not a bomb. 对，他是个婴儿，不是炸弹Hold him like you'd hold a football. 你可以像抱足球那样抱他This is how I would hold a football. 我就是这样抱足球的Here. Here. There we go. 来…好了Sorry, I'm not very good with babies. I haven't been around them. 对不起，我不太会带孩子我是说，我没接触过他们I mean, you know, since I was one. 从我长大以后啦-It's all right. No big deal. -Really? 没关系，没什么大不了的真的？I'm sure you'll feel different when it's our baby. 我相信如果他是我们的宝宝会让你完全改观-What? -What? 什么？什么？You think about stuff like that? 你想那一类的事？Yeah. I mean.... 对，我是说…Actually, I kind of think that we'll have two babies. 事实上，我想我们会有有两个宝宝Two babies? 两个宝宝？You know, a boy and a girl. 对，一男一女Hopefully, the girl will come first, so Ben won't feel competitive. 我希望先生女的，所以小班不会觉得有太大的竞争Then what's gonna happen? 那接下来呢？We won't wanna raise kids in the city, so we'll move to Scarsdale.我们不希望孩子在城市里长大所以我们或许会搬到史卡戴We'll be far enough from our parents so we don't have to see them...我们会住得离我们的父母够远所以不用常常看到他们…... but close enough that they can baby-sit. …但又不会太远所以随时可以请他们来带小孩And yes, I know the taxes are a little higher than Nassau County... 没错，我知道那里的税是比那梭郡要高一点…... but the school system's great. …但学校制度据说非常非常棒Wow, that's great! Great! 太棒了…Okay, wow! You know what? 你知道吗？I'm off my break now. 我休息完了Here. You take this. 所以你拿着I'm gonna go pour these very nice people some coffee. 我要去帮这些好人倒咖啡了Look at that. I don't have a pot. 你瞧瞧，我没有咖啡壶I don't have a pot. Maybe I've got one at home. 或许我家里有一个Or in Scarsdale. Hey, is that a door? 或是史卡戴，那是门吗？Hey, Pheebs. What's happening? 菲菲，怎么了？Murder, cancer, soccer teams eating each other in the Andes. 谋杀，癌症足球队在安地斯山脉吃来吃去So you watched the movies? 你看了电影了？What is happening to the world? 这个世界到底怎么了？I mean.... No, no, because E.T. Ieaves... 我是说，因为ET走了…...and Rocky loses. Charlotte dies. …洛基输了，夏绿蒂死了Charlotte who? 哪个夏绿蒂？With the web. The spider. 跟蛛网，那只蜘蛛She dies. She has babies and dies. 它死了，它生了宝宝后就死了It's like, "Welcome home from the hospital." Thud! 那就像…“欢迎从医院回来”You wanna feel better? 想不想舒服一点？Here. Watch this. 来，看这个It's a Wonderful Life. I've heard of this. “人生真美妙”这个我听说过So you can't lose. It's there in the title. 所以没问题，片名说明了一切Wonderfulness is baked right in. 包你美妙得不得了I fell for that with Pride of the Yankees. 拜托，我差点就被 “北方佬的骄傲”给骗了I thought I'd see a film about Yankee pride. 我以为我要看的是关于“北方佬的骄傲”And boom! The guy gets Lou Gehrig's disease. 然后… 那个傢伙得了路葛瑞症The guy was Lou Gehrig. Didn't you kind of see it coming? 那个傢伙叫路葛瑞你没预感吗？Watch that. It'll restore all your faith in humanity. 你看就是了，我保证能让你恢复对人类的信心Hey, big guy. Game time. 大个儿，球赛时间到了-Hey! Be right there! -There's a game? 好，马上来有球赛I just got my Pik-Up Stiks back from the shop. 对，我刚从店里拿了棍子玩具回来Bring your nerves of steel. 带着你的铁胆来It's the basketball playoffs. 是篮球决赛I appreciate this, but you don't have to hang out with them for me. 亲爱的，我不喜欢你这样但是你不用为了我跟他们混They have each other. 反正他们两个可以做伴Oh, no, honey. I mean, don't worry. 不，亲爱的，别担心I like hanging out with them. They're different than my other friends.我很喜欢跟他们混，很好玩他们跟我别的朋友不同They don't start sentences with "You know who just died shoveling snow?"他们不会一见面就说 “你知道谁铲雪时死了吗？”All right, that's great. Then just go. 好吧，那就去吧Go Nicks! 加油，尼克队It's the college playoffs. 是大学篮球决赛-Then, go Vassar! -They're not in it. 加油，瓦萨他们没比Okay, then just go. 那加油吧Why does this bother me so much? 我为什么要那么在意呢？I'm not one of those people who wants to spend 24 hours a day together.我并不想当那种要男友 24小时都跟她们在一起的人Sure. 对呀He just doesn't have much free time. What do I do? 只是他空闲的时间不多我不知道，我到底该怎么办？Does it matter? You'll just die or divorce or blow your pet's head off. 有关系吗？你始终都会死或离婚，或枪杀你的宠物Me too! 我也是Rachel, I got a question. Richard made plans again with the guys 瑞秋，我有个问题理查又跟他们做计划了…Ross made plans for the century. 对，罗斯刚计划了整个世纪I'm gonna go read Cosmo. Maybe there's something helpful in it. 我想我要回房去看杂志了或许会读到什么有用的If not, I can learn how to do a bikini wax with leftover Christmas candles. 不然至少可以学会怎样用圣诞树剩下的蜡烛除毛What happened back there? 你刚刚是怎么回事？I don't know. You tell me. 不知道，你告诉我吧One minute I'm holding Ben, then I've got two kids... 我刚刚还像抱足球一样抱着班接下来我就有两个孩子…... I'm living in Scarsdale complaining about taxes! …住在史卡戴，抱怨着税太高Well, I'm sorry. I think about stuff. 那抱歉，我就是爱东想西想You're at work, you're assembling bones, your mind wanders. 我是说，工作的时候一边弄骨头就会一边乱想嘛You've planned out the next 20 years. We've dated for six weeks!你计划了我们往后二十年生活我们才在一起六周You never think about our future? 你从不想未来的事吗？I think about whose apartment we'll sleep at tomorrow... 想，但我想的是我们明晚住谁那边好…...and where we'll have dinner next Saturday! …下个礼拜六晚上我们去哪里吃晚饭I do not think about our children's names! 我不会去想我们的孩子会叫什么名字You know what our children's names will be? 你知道我们的孩子会叫什么名字？No, I mean, you know. I read a book, and there was a girl named Emily.不…我…我是说我看到一本书里头有个女孩叫蜜莉And I thought that might be good. 我觉得…我觉得还不错What book? 哪一本书？The Big Book of Children's Names. “儿童命名大观”Okay, listen. 你听着What we have is amazing. 我们在一起很棒But I do not want everything decided for me! 但我不要别人为我决定好一切I spent my whole life like that. 我那样过一辈子了It's what I had with Barry. That's a reason I left. 我跟贝利就是那样那是我离开的原因之一I like not knowing right now. 我喜欢有未知Sorry if that scares you, but if you wanna be with me, deal with that!如果那样吓着了你，那很抱歉但若你要跟我在一起就接受吧-Okay, fine! -Thank you! 好，很好谢谢-We're not done! -I didn't know that. 还没完呢那我不知道You're with a guy who won't stop planning his future with you. 跟你在一起的人不会停止去计划他跟你的未来He knows we'll end up together. 因为他知道我们最后会在一起If that scares you, tough! You'll have to deal with that. 如果你害怕了，很不幸因为你必须学会接受-I will! -Good, because I love you! 很好，我会的好，因为我爱你Oh, yeah? I love you too! 是吗？我也爱你-That's the first time we've said that! -Yes, it is! 我们第一次互相说我爱你没错-I'm gonna kiss you! -You better! 那我就要亲你了最好是这样Thanks for the great movie tip. 谢谢你给我的建议-Did you like it? -Oh, yeah. 你喜欢吗？喜欢I don't know if I was happier when George Bailey destroyed the business... 我不知道我是该在贝乔治毁了家庭事业之后…...or Donna Reed cried or when the pharmacist made his earbleed. …还是在李唐娜哭是在药剂师害他耳朵流血时会比较快乐I'll give you the ear thing, but wasn't the ending wonderful? 好吧，我选耳朵流血你不觉得结局满好的吗？I didn't watch it. I was too depressed. 结局我根本就没看我太沮丧了It kept getting worse! It should've been called: 剧情越来越叫人家失望这片子应该叫："It's a Sucky Life, And Just When You Think It Can't Suck Anymore, It Does!"“人生真衰就在你觉得无法更衰时，它更衰”IKick, save! And... 我踢球…...denied! …接住He gets it back. Pass to the middle, lines it up.... 但他抢回来，传到中间然后准备踢，碰…Yes! 太棒了！Could that shot be any prettier? 那球还可以踢得更漂亮吗？Man, you are incredible. 老兄，你真厉害We had a table in college. 我们大学时也有这玩意儿Really? I didn't know they had foosball in the 1800s. 我不晓得 1800年也有桌上足球Nice mustache. At puberty, that thing will really kick in. 对了，你的胡子不错青春期一到就会茂盛起来Not to sound too Florence Henderson, but dinner's on the table. 我也不想太像个好太太但晚餐做好了One more point. 再玩一下Score! 得分Now can we go? 可以走了吗？That's why we don't let her play. 看吧，所以我们才不让她玩Is everything all right? 一切都还好吧？Don't be mad at him. It's our fault. 听我说，别跟他生气是我们的错I'm sorry we've been hogging his time. 我们占了他太多时间了He's just really great to hang out with. 是呀，跟他真的是很棒-Well.... -No, seriously. 这个嘛… 不…说真的We just talked about this. He is so much cooler than our dads. 我跟钱德刚才还在说他比我们的爸爸酷多了Our dads are okay and all, but Richard is just 我是说我们爸爸是还好啦可是理查好…What are you kicking me for? 你踢我干什么？I'm trying to talk here. 我正在讲话，你…You guys see me as a dad? 你们觉得我是父字辈的？-Oh, yeah! -No! 对呀不You're just clearly not familiar with our young persons' vernacular. 你很显然不了解我们年轻人的用语When we say "dad," we mean "buddy." 我们“爸爸”的意思是指兄弟We mean "pal." 是“伙伴”的意思No, seriously. Joey's my dad. 我说真的，乔伊他是我爸Monica's my dad. 摩妮卡也是我爸I've even got some dads down at work. 我们公司里还有一些我爸爸That's fine. 没问题Well, your other dad and I are gonna go have a romantic evening. 你们的另外一个爸爸跟我要去有一个浪漫的夜晚了I'll just see you kids around. 孩子们，我们改天见了Nighty-night. 晚安了You're not a dad! 你不是一个爸I can't believe you got us into trouble. 真不敢相信你干的好事So are you okay? 你还好吗？Just... 很好…... I feel like I'm about a hundred. …我只是觉得自己好老I thought I was just one of the guys. 我还以为我跟他们一样Come here. 过来I'll make you feel like one of the guys. 我会让你觉得你跟他们一样For a really cool guy, you suck at foosball. 对一个很酷的人来说你的足球烂透了I was killing them. 我痛宰了他们Yeah, well they suck too. 他们也很烂You take the poopy diaper and put it in the poopy diaper pail. 对，然后你把有便便的尿布丢到便便尿布桶里去Calling it a "poopy diaper" doesn't make this process any cuter. 美其名为便便尿布并不会让这个过程更可爱-It's us. -Come on up. 是我们上来吧I'll get his stuff together. 我去准备他其他的东西Okay, we can do this now, can't we, Ben? 我们做得到的，是不是，班？Yes, we can. 对，我们可以Yes, we can. 对，我们可以There! I did it! 好了I did it! 我换好了Look at that! 你瞧瞧It stays on and everything. 紧紧的包在屁屁上I'm sorry. What did you just say? Did you just say "hi"? 对不起，你刚刚说什么？你刚刚说“嗨”啊？Oh, my God! Ross? Ben just said hi! 天啊，罗斯… 班刚说“嗨”耶-What? -Ben just said hi! 什么？班刚说“嗨”What, the word "hi"? 什么？嗨那个字？No, my Uncle Hi. 不，我的嗨舅舅Great! And I missed that too. I miss everything! 棒透了，我也错过了我错过一切了Oh, I'm sorry. I guess I just bring it out in him. 我猜我太有魅力了-Where is he? -We missed you. 他在哪里？我们想你We missed you so much! Come here, Ben. 我们好想你过来，班Guess what? Ben just said his first word. 你们猜，班刚说了哪个字？What did he say? 他说什么了？Something about hi. 什么嗨不嗨的That's so exciting! Mommy's so proud of you! 真是令人兴奋妈咪好骄傲哦You know, actually, it's more like, hi! 事实上比较像这样，“嗨”This could go on for a while. 这可能要玩很久You're right. We've got a cab waiting. 计程车还在楼下等我们呢Well, this was fun. 这真好玩好的We should do it again sometime, Ben. What do you say? 我们改天一定还要这样子班，你说怎么样呢？-All right, so I've got him...? -Tuesday. 好吧，下一次是… 礼拜二Bye, you guys. 再见了-Take care. -Bye, Ben. 保重拜，班Did he just say "bye"? 他刚刚…他…他刚刚说拜吗？He said bye! 他说拜…You said bye! He said bye to me! 你对我说拜，他对我说拜Yes, he did! 没错Suddenly I'm seeing him go off to college! 我已经可以幻想他去上大学了We've gotta go. We've got that cab downstairs. 我们得走了，计程车在楼下等See you later. 拜拜…Look at this nice deep hole I dug. Hey, Bert... 我看挖的这个洞好深柏特…...isn't this a nice hole here? …这洞是不是挖得很好？Ben, this is the part where Ernie buries Bert in the sand and can't find him.班，这是在演厄尼把柏特埋在沙里头，然后找不到他Now, I've looked ahead on the tape, and he does find him again. 现在，我已经先看过了他后来有找到他But before that happens, there's some rough going for a while. 可是，在那之前呢会先有一些让人很难受的But I think we can handle it. 可是我想我们挺得住And there's just the alphabet, but we know that ends well, so.... 这些只是…只是字母而已可是我知道结局会很好的…Here we go. 好，继续了Bert? Bert? 柏特？… 他刚刚还在这里What happened to my friend Bert? He was here just a moment ago. 我的朋友柏特怎么了？Oh, no! My old friend Bert is lost. 不，柏特不见了？I'm so glad you're here. 我真高兴你在这里。
经典美剧《老友记》-第二季-第十二集-字幕-对白-纯英文-看美剧学英语
That commercial always makes me so sad.Yeah, but then the guy opens his beer and those girls run at him,so, everything seems to work out OK.I meant because the monkey in it reminds me of Marcel.I can see that,'cause they both have those big brown eyes and, ya know, the little pouty chin.And the fact that they're both monkeys.Sometimes I wonder if I did the right thing, ya know, giving him away.Oh, Ross, you had to, I mean, he was humping everything in sight.I mean, I have a Malibu Barbi that will no longer be wearing white to her wedding. Remember when sometimes he'd borrow your hat, and, and when you got it back there'd be little monkey raisins in it.Remember when sometimes he'd borrow your hat, and, and when you got it back there'd be little monkey raisins in it.Yeah, well sure, when he did it, it was funny. When I did it to my boss's hat. . .all of the sudden I have this big attitude problem.Hey, hey, check it out, guess what I got.Rhythm?No, my first fan mail.No, my first fan mail.'Dear Dr. Remore,..know that I love you and would do anything to have you.' Gosh.'Your not-so-secretive admirer, Erica Ford.'Ooh wait,'PS enclosed please find 14 of my eyelashes.'Ya know, in crazy world, that means you're married.This wasn't addressed to Days of Our Lives, this is, this came to your apartment.There's no stamp on it, this woman was in our building.Oh my god,I got my very own stalker.Ooh, where are you off to, Travelin' Jake?Well, there's this, uh, paleontology conference in L.A.so I figured I'd go and then drive down to the zoo and surprise Marcel.You know I think he will be surprised, 'till he realizes he's a monkey, and uh,you know, isn't capable of that emotion.Oh, Phoebe, that really cute guy is here again.Oh, oh, OK, so everyone, pretend like I'm telling you a story,OK. And, and it's really funny. So everyone just laugh,I know, I know.I know, I know.- Hi. I'm Rob Dohnen.(Rob:Chris Isaac) - Hi Rob Dohnen.- I don't know anything about music, but I think you're really, really great. - Oh, wow. Anyway, I schedule performers for the childrens libraries around the city and I was just thinking, have you ever thought about playing your songs for kids?Oh, I would love to have kids. . .you're, you're the, you're, me play the songs that I will write for them.- Hey, whaddya wanna do for dinner?- Well we could just stay in and cook for ourselves.- Hello. - It's Erica.Ah, the stalker.Never mind, it's open.Yes, hitting her with a frying pan's a good idea.We might wanna have a backup plan, though, just in case she isn't a cartoon.Let's get out of here.The one time they're not home.OK, we'll just leave, and when we pass her on the stairs,she won't know it's me 'cause we've never met.That's how radio stars escape stalkers.She's comin'.It's me.Uhh, this is it, this is how we're gonna die.- Ready? - Wait, wait, wait.- Ready? - Wait, wait, wait.- Hi.(Erica:Brooke Shields) - Erica.- Mr. Geller? - Hi.Dean Lipson, zoo administrator.I was told you had a question.Well, I uh, I can't seem to find the monkey I donated last year. He's a capuchan, answers to the name Marcel.Ahh, I'm afraid I have some bad news.Marcel has passed on.Oh my God, what happened?Well he got sick, and then he got sicker,and then he got a little betterbut then he died.I can't believe this.I'm sorry Mr. Geller. But ya know, there's an old saying,'Sometimes monkeys die.'It's not a great sayingbut it certainly is fitting today.Well, ya know, someone should have called me.I'm sorry. Look, I know this can't bring him back but here, it's just a gesture.Zoo dollars?Yes, and come see the bird show at 4. The macaws wear hats.Well it's a lot cuter if your monkey hasn't just died.- Ooohhh. - I know.I can't believe Joey's having lunch with his stalker. What i-, what is she like.- Well, you remember Cathy Bates in Misery? - Yeah.Well, she looks the exact opposite of that.And she's not crazy?Oh no no no, she's a total wack job.Yeah, she thinks that Joey is actually Dr. Drake Remore.Oh my God.Ah, and I mean, he's going out with her? He can not persue this.Hey, just because this woman thinks she can actually see Joey through the magical box in her living roomdoesn't mean she's not a person.I mean, does she not deserve happiness, does she not deserve love?What're you lookin' at me for? He's the one who wants to boff the maniac.You OK?No, uh-uh, I'm just, I'm nervous. So, you know what, maybe if I just, if I picture them all in their underwear.That's not a good idea, that's kinda the reason the last guy got fired.I'm just, I'm, I'm, I'm used to playing for grown-ups.Ya know, they just, grown-ups drink their coffee and do their grown-up thing,ya know, and kids listen.This is a huge responsibility. What?Are you gonna kiss me?- I was thinkin' about it. - OK.OK, alrighty, let's play some tunes.- Hi everybody, I'm Phoebe. - Hi Phoebe.- Hi everybody, I'm Phoebe. - Hi Phoebe.I'm gonna play, um, some songs about grandparents, OK.Now, grandma's a person who everyone likes, she bought you a train and a bright, shiny bike. But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner, And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner.Now, your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru,but the truth is she died and some day you will too. La-la-la la la-la-la la la-la-la la...- Oh, Drake, isn't it amazing? - Yeah it is. . .what?Well, here we sit, devil may care,just a little while ago you were reattaching someone's spinal cord.Yeah, that was a tricky one.In reality, that operation takes like, over 10 hours, but they only showed it for 2 minites. Who's they?No one.Oh Drake, you are so talented, let me see those hands.Oh these hands, these beautiful hands,oh I could just eat them. . . but I won't.Good, otherwise my watch would fall off.No, seriously.These hands. These miracle, magical, life-giving hands.Oh, just to be near them, touch them, maybe even lick one?Alright, just one.Wow, you're good at that.Oh my God! Someone, he's choking. Is anyone here a doctor?Well, yes, yes, the best doctor in all of Salem, Dr. Drake Remore.Meet me in the nocturnal house in 15 minutes.Uhh, hey look, I don't really enjoy being with other men that way.But, um, zoo dollars?It's about your monkey. It's alive.I don't understand, why didn't you help that man?Uhh, cause, uhh, I'm a neurosurgeon and that was clearly a case of, uh, uh, foodal chokage. Alright, look, I got to tell you something.No, no no no, you don't have to tell me anything. You don't have to explain yourself to me. Ooh, who am I to question the great Dr. Drake Remore?- I should just be happy to be near you. - Hey I-Hey what?That's it, just hey. Like at the end of a dance, HEY! Hey. He-hey.There'll be times when you get older when you'll want to sleep with people just to make them like you... But don't.Cause that's another thing that you don't wanna do, everybody!That's another thing that you don't wanna do.- Excellent! - Very informative!Not at all inappropriate!Thank you for coming everybody. There're cookies in the back.That was great, the kids loved you.Yay, I rock.And you know why? Because you told the truth,and nobody ever tells kids the truth.You were incredible.But.How did you know there was a but?I sense these things. It was either but or butter.The thing is, I think some of the parents, they were kinda hopin' that you'd play more songs about like, barnyard animals.I can do that.- Really? - Yeah.Because that would be fantastic.What? You wanna kiss me?Thinkin' about it.Ahh, the bat. Ambassador of darkness,flitting out of his cave like a winged messenger, sightless spectre of the macabe.- Buddy, my monkey? - Oh, yeah, right.There was a break-in, few months back, inside job.Your monkey was taken.Oh my God. But the zoo told me that my monkey was dead.The zoo! Do you believe everything the zoo tells ya?That, that's the only thing the zoo's ever told me.Of course they're gonna say he's dead. They don't want the bad publicity.It's all a great big cover-up.Do you have any idea how high up this thing goes?That guy Lipson?Lipson knows. Hmm, Lipson knows huh?Ahh, hello Mr. Opossum,enigma of the trees, upside-down denizen of the night, taunting gravity with...Buddy, my monkey, my monkey.Word on the street - well,when I say street, I mean those little pretend streets they have here at the zoo.Of course.Your monkey found a new career, in the entertainment field. That's all I know.This is unbelievable.So, what is this information worth to you, my friend?Are you trying to get me to bribe you?Maybe.But you already told me everything.Check it out, he actually is the MonkeyShine monkey.Well, so what're you gonna do?Well, I guess I'm gonna call the beer company and try to find out where he is.That's what I did when I lost my Clydesdales.- OK, hi again. - Hi Phoebe.Today we're gonna start with some songs about barnyard animals.Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo, Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo.Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up, And that's how we get hamburgers. Nooowww, chickens!You're the only one who can save her Drake.Damnit, I'm a doctor, I'm not God.Well, there goes my whole belief system.It's Erica.Oh my God, quick turn off the TV.No no no, wait, I wanna see what happens.Uh, I get Leslie out of the coma and then we make out.Well how can that be, you were just kissing Sabrina?Rachel, it's a world where Joey is a neuro-surgeon.Hey Erica, c'mon in.How did you get here so fast, I just saw you in Salem?Right, they uh, they choppered me in. What's up?Ohh, and I see you're having a little party too. Is she here, huh, huh?Who?Sabrina. I know about you two.I saw you today kissing in the doctor's lounge.It's not what you think, that was...You told me I was the only one.Alright look, that's it. I don't think we should see each other anymore, alright.Look, I know I should have told you this a long time ago but I am not Drake Remore, OK. I'm not even a doctor, I'm an actor. I just pretend to be a doctor.Oh my God. Do the people at the hospital know about this?Somebody wanna help me out here?Oh, I know, I know.Where am I?University hospital.you have been in the hospital for 18 yearsHow, how can you be here and there.'Cause it's a television show.Drake, what're you getting at?I'm not Drake.That's right, he's not Drake,he's Hans Remore, Drake's evil twin.Is this true?Yes, yes it is true.And I know this because, because he pretended to be Drake to, to sleep with me.And then he told me he would run away with me, and he didn't.And you left the toilet seat up, you bastard.Is all this true?Yes, I'm afraid it is. You deserve much better than me Erica.You deserve to be with the real Drake, he's the one you fell in love with.Go to Salem, find him, he's the guy for you.Oh Hans.Hans...Hans...You evil twin.Right. Goodbye Erica,good luck in Salem.Take careI'll never forget you Hans.- OK, alright, the people who threw the water.Fired! Why?The library board has had a lot of complaints from parents about some of the stuff in your songs.I can't believe it. Did you tell your board about how kids want to hear the truth?I can't believe it. Did you tell your board about how kids want to hear the truth?I see.Maybe if you just played some regular kiddie songs.No. What do you, what do you want me to be, like some stupid, big, like, purple dinosaur?- I'm not saying you have to be Barney. - Who's Barney.Well, I tracked down Marcel and get this, he's healthy, he's happy,and he's right here in New York filming Outbreak II - The Virus Takes Manhattan.You're kidding.- This is amazing. - I know.I finally get a part on TV and the monkey's makin' movies.- OK, Rachel, I'm ready. - OK.Excuse me. Is this where the singing lady is that tells the truth?Um, yeah I guess that's me.She's here.Sometimes men love women, sometimes men love men,and then there are bisexuals, though some just say they're kidding themselves. la la-la-la la-la-la-la-la-la-la...This is so exciting, I haven't seen my monkey in almost a year.What, you never look down in the shower? Oh please.I'm not allowed to make one joke in the monkey-is-penis genre?C'mon people, back up please, back up, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon.Uh, excuse me, uh, where can we find the monkey?- I'm sorry guys, closed set. - Uh, I'm sorry, you don't understand,I'm, I'm, I'm a friend of his. We uh, we used to live together.Yeah, and I have a time share in the Pocanos with Flipper.Ross, there he is.Hey, hey buddy, Marcel. Marcel.In the jungle, the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight.In the jungle, the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight.a-weema-way, a-weema-way.....They won't take you to the vetapparently you are not their favourite petsmelly cat smelly catIt's not your faultWhat? sorry.Is there something wrong?You might want to pick a more masculine note.。
经典美剧《老友记》-第二季-第四集-字幕-对白-纯英文-看美剧学英语
Mom, would you relax?That was 10 blocks from here, and she was walking alone at night.I would never do that.Mom, come on, stop worrying.This is a safe street. This is a safe building. There's nothingOh, my God! What are you doing in here?!Mom, I gotta go! IT gotta go!Oh, my God!That's fine, you just read the paper.I'm gonna get a pot.It's not for you.Okay, that's fine.Read the Family Circus......enjoy the gentle comedy....Oh, my God, my God, my God, my God....It's open, you guys.Can I help you?Does Phoebe still live here?No, she doesn't. But I can get a message to her.Great. Just tell her her husband stopped by.Her what?How did you do that?How did you do that?How did you do that?This is unbelievable, Pheebs. How can you be married?I'm not "married" married, you know?He's just a friend, and he's gay......and he was from Canada, and he needed a Green Card.I can't believe you married Duncan!How could you not tell me?We lived together, We told each other everything.I'm sorry, but I knew if I told you, you'd get judgmental......and wouldn't approve.Of course I wouldn't approve!You were totally in love with this guy who, hello, was gay.What the hell were you thinking?See? And you thought she'd be judgmental.I wasn't in love with him. I was helping out a friend.When he left town, you stayed in your pajamas for a month.And I saw you eat a cheeseburger.Well, didn't you?I might have.I can't believe you didn't tell me.Like you tell me everything?What have I not told you?I don't know.Umm,how about the fact that the underwear out thereon the telephone pole is yours from when you were having sex with Fun Bobbyout on the terrace.What?Wait a minute! Who told you?You are dead meat.I didn't know it was a big secret.Oh, it's not big. Not at all.IKind of the same as, say...... I don't know, having a third nipple!You have a third nipple?You bitch!Whip it out! Whip it out!There's nothing to see! It's a tiny bump. It's totally useless.As opposed to your other multi-functional nipples?I can't believe you! You told me it was a nubbin.Joey, what did you think a nubbin was?You see something, you hear a word, I thought that's what it was. -Let me see it again! -Yes, show us your nubbin!Joey was in a porno movie!If I'm going down, I'm taking everybody with me!-Oh, my God! -You were in a porno?!I was young and I just wanted a job.But the last time I couldn't go through with it.They let me be the guy who fixes the copier but can't......because there's people having sex on it.That is wild!-What's it shaped like? -ls it hairy?What happens if you flick it?So does it do anything, you know, special?Pressing my third nipple opens the delivery entrance......to the magical land of Narnia.In some cultures, having a third nipple is actually a sign of virility. You get the best huts, and women dance naked around you.Are any of these cultures, per chance, in the Tri-State area?You know, you are so amazing. Is there anything you don't know?Julie's so smart! Julie's so special!I wanted you to hook up with Ross as much as you did.But he's with her now. You'll have to get over it.Oh, I'm going to have to get over it.I didn't know that's what I had to do. I just have to get over it.-Sassy lady! -Where are you going?I'm meeting Duncan. He's skating tonight at the Garden.He's in the Capades.-The lce Capades? -No, the Gravel Capades.The turns aren't as fast, but when Snoopy falls? Funny.I can't believe you'd dress up for him.You're setting yourself up all over again.Okay, no.For your information, I'm seeing him so I can put those feelings behind me. The reason I'm dressed like this is because I think it's nice......to look nice for your gay husband.Darn it, we're all out of milk.Chandler, will you fill me up here?I see, I see. Because of the third-nipple thing.Okay, sweetie, I'll see you later.-See you later, Rach. -Bye-bye, Julie.Come on, cut it out!-Can I ask you something? -Sure.What?Come on, talk to me.What's the longest you've been in a relationship before... ... having the sex?Why? Who's not? Are you and Julie not?Are you and Julie not having sex?Technically?No.Is it because she's so cold in bed?Or because she's kind of bossy, makes it feel like school? No! She's great. And it's not like we haven't done anything. We do plenty of other stuff. Lots of other stuff likeNo! Don't need to know the details.No, it's just....It's me.I've only been with one woman my whole life......and she turned out to be a lesbian.So now I've got myself all psyched out.It's become, like, this......this thing!You must just think I'm weird.No, I don't think it's weird.I think, in fact....-ln fact, you know what I think? -What?I think it's sexy.Sexy?Let me tell you something. As a woman......there is nothing sexier......than a man who does not want to have sex.No kidding?You know what I'd do?I'd wait.-You'd wait? -Absolutely. I would wait......and wait....Then I'd wait some more.Really?I don't care if she tells you she wants it, she begs, she pleads......she tells you she's gonna have sex with another manThat just means it's working.Women really want this?More than jewelry.Look at you! You look great!Do l? Thank you.So do you. Sparkly!This is pretty wonderful, Mr. Major Capades Guy!I remember when you were just King Friday in Mr. Roger's Ice Is Nice. You always said I'd make it.Well, you know, I'm kind of spooky that way.Gosh, I missed you!-I'm gonna get changed. -Okay.Now.Oh! Right. Okay.Ole!What?The Matador....Ole!Sweetie, can you hold this for a second?Sorry, you had a paleontologist on your face.But it's gone now. You're all right.Hi, everyone.I wanted to thank you for our little talk before.No problem! So you're gonna go with the waiting thing?I was going to, but after I talked to you, I talked to Joey. Good. What did he say?He told me to get over myself and just do it.I thought about what you said and about what he said. And his way, I get to have sex tonight, so....What is this in my pocket?Why, it's Joey's porno movie!Pop it in!I'm fine, if you're okay watching a video......filled with two-nippled people.People having sex. That's just what I need to see.What's wrong with people having sex?Well, you know, these movies are offensive......and degrading to women and females....And the lighting's always unflattering.-Monica, help me out here. -Hell, I wanna see Joey!So is there a story? Or do they just start doing it rightOh. Never mind.Wait a minute. That is the craziest typing test I've ever seen. All I say is, she'd better get the job.Looks to me like he's the one getting the job.Here I come.See, I'm coming to fix the copier.I can't get to the copier. I'm thinking, "What do I do?"So I just watch them have sex.Then I say Here's my line!You know, that's bad for the paper tray.Nice work, my friend!Wait, you see me again. Hang on, the guy's butt's blocking me. There I am. There I am. There I am....So what's up? You came to see me yesterday.I kind of need a divorce.O...O...How come?Actually, I'm getting married again.What?I don't know how to tell you this.I'm straight.I don't understand. How can you be straight?You're so smart and funny......and you throw such great Academy Award parties!That's what I kept telling myself.But you reach a point where you can't live a lie anymore.How long have you known?I guess on some level I always knew I was straight.I thought I was supposed to be something else.I'm an ice dancer, all my friends are gay. I was just trying to fit in. And there's actually a woman?Her name's Debra.Well, is she the first that you've been with?I've never told you this...... but there were one or two times back in college when...... I'd get drunk, go to a straight bar......and wake up with a woman next to me.I told myself it was the liquor, and everyone experiments in college. Sure.Now I know I don't have a choice. I was born this way!I don't know what to say.You're married to someone for six years and you think you know him. And then one day he says, "Oh, I'm not gay!"I'm still me.Why couldn't you just have figured this out six years ago?You know, it still smells like monkey in there.That saves us the conversation.This has been great, but I'm officially wiped.Me too. We should get going.No! Come on, you guys!Come on, it's only 1 1 :30.Let's just talk. We never just hang out and talk anymore. Rachel, that's all we do.Maybe that's all we do. What about Julie?What about Julie?You have been in our lives for nearly two months now... ...and we don't really know you.I mean, who is Julie?What do you like? What don't you like?We want to know everything.Well, that could take awhile.So?Who here does not have the time to get to know Julie?I got the time to get to know Julie.I know her pretty well. Can I go?That's fine.Let's start with your childhood. What was that like?In a nutshellSo, have you told your parents?No, but it'll be okay. They're pretty cool.My brother's straight, so....Here you go.You know what? I just have one more question.If you had figured this out sooner, and I had been around... ...do you think l would have been the one...?No. Don't tell me.I don't think either answer would make me feel better. Here.I love you, Phoebe.So your brother's straight, huh?Seriously.and my second-grade teacher was Miss Thomas......and my first-grade teacher was Mrs. Cobb.Mrs. Gobb?No, Cobb. Like cobb salad.What exactly is in a cobb salad?I'm going home.Boy, that Julie's a talker, huh?Good night.It's pretty late. You're probably not still planning on....No, I am.Are you nervous?I have done it before.I mean, how are you gonna handle it?Are you gonna talk about it beforehand? Are you just gonna pounce?I don't know. I guess I'm just gonna......see what happens.Good luck!What?Nothing....It is your first time with her, and if the first time doesn't go well... ...well then, that's pretty darn hard to recover from.Okay, now I'm nervous.Maybe you should put it off.No, I don't want to put it off!I spent last year being so unbelievably miserable.And now I'm actually happy.You know, I mean really happy.I just don't wanna....I don't wanna mess it up, you know?I know.I'm sorry.It's not your fault.Right.Maybe it doesn't have to be this tough.Maybe you were on the right track with that whole "spontaneous" thing. -Women really like that. -Really?I mean if it were me, I'd want you to....I don't know, catch me off guard with a really......good kiss.Really sort of soft at first.And then maybe brush the hair away from my face.And then look far into my eyes......in a way that lets me know something......amazing is about to happen.And then, I don't know, then......you'd pull me really close to you so that......so that I'd be pressed up right against you.And it would get kind of......sweaty......and blurry.And then it's just happening. Thanks, Rach. Good night!Oh, God!Good morning!Well, somebody got some last night! Twice!。
经典美剧《老友记》-第二季-第十九集-字幕-对白-纯英文-看美剧学英语
Hey, Eddie.-What are you doing here? -Watching you sleep.Why?It makes me feel peaceful.Please.I can't sleep now!You want me to sing?That's it. I want you out of the apartment now!What are you talking about?Hannibal Lecter?Better roommate than you.I don't think you're being fair! One night you see me and you get scared. What about the other nights when you don't see me?Last night you went and got some water......and I was nice enough to hide behind the door.I didn't realize that.Get out now!You really want me out?Yes, please.Then I want to hear you say you want me out.I want you out.I want to hear it from your lips.Where'd you hear it before?All right. You know what? Consider me gone.I'll be out by the time you get home from work tomorrow.-Thank you. -I heard that.-Thank you. -I heard that.-Thank you. -I heard that.Well, look at you!Finally got that time machine working, huh?You like it?This guy was selling them on 8th Avenue and I thought...... "You know what I don't have?"A mirror?Fine, make fun. I think it's jaunty.For a guy who's recently lost his job, you're in a good mood.I'll be all right. I'm not starting from square one.I was Dr. Drake Ramoray on Days of our Lives.That's got to have some kind of cachet.Cachet? Jaunty?Chandler gave me word-of-the-day toilet paper.I'm gonna get some coffee.So? Did you read the book?Oh, my God. It was incredible!Didn't it, like, totally speak to you?What book is this?You have to read this book. It's called Be Your Own Wind Keeper. It's about how women need to become more empowered.But there's wind.And the wind can make us goddesses.Do you know who takes our wind? Men. They just take it.Men just take our wind?All the time. Because they are the lightning-bearers.That sounds kind of cool. It's like The Hobbit.It is nothing like The Hobbit.It's like reading about every relationship I've ever had. Except for Richard.Richard would never steal your wind.Because he's yummy.But all the others.And the part about how they're always drinking......from our pool of inner power.But God forbid we should take a sip.Anybody want a cruller?This is a typical lightning-bearer thing.It's like...... "Hello. Who wants one of my phallic-shaped man-cakes?" Don't worry about it, already! Things happen.You're not mad at me for getting fired and everything? Look at me.Look at me!Do I have lipstick on my teeth?Can we get back to me?Look, honey. People get fired left and right in this business.I already got you an audition for Another World.All right!"Cab Driver Number 2"?You're welcome.But I was Dr. Drake Ramoray!How can I go from being a neurosurgeon to driving a cab?Things change. Roll with them.But this is a two-line part!It's like taking a step backwards.I'm not gonna do this.I'm gonna tell you the same thing I told Al Minza......and his pyramid of dogs.Take any job you can get, and don't make on the floor.I'm sorry.I'll see you.God!Oh, God! I mean, it's just so....Isn't it?This is like reading about my own life!This book could have been called Be Your Own Wind Keeper, Rachel!It wouldn't have sold a million copies......but it would've made a nice gift for you.Sweetie, we've got to go.No! Why do we always have to do everything according to your timetable? Actually, it's the movie theater that has the timetable.It's so you don't miss the beginning.This isn't about the movie theater. This is about you stealing my wind. You go, girl!I can't pull that off, can l?Excuse me, your wind?Yes, my wind.How do you expect me to grow if you won't let me blow?You know I don't...... have a problem with that.I just really need to be with myself right now.I'm sorry.You're right. I don't have to apologize.Sorry. Damn it!-What is it? -I don't know.It's got all this stuff about wind and trees......and some sacred pool.I don't really get it. But she's pretty upset about it.This is why I don't date women who read.What's that?It's my VlSA bill.Envelope one of two.-That can't be good. -Open it, open it.Oh, my God!Look at this! How did I spend so much money?That's just the minimum amount. That's your total.Thirty-five hundred dollars at "Porcelain Safari"?My animals.The guy said they suited me. He spoke with an accent. I was confused.I don't know what to do!You can start by driving a cab on Another World.-What? -That audition?That's a two-line part!Joey, you owe $1100 at "I Love Lucite."-So what? -So suck it up, man.It's a job. It's money.I don't need you getting judgmental and condescending and pedantic. Toilet paper?I'm not being any of those things. I'm being realistic.You're supposed to be my friend!I am your friend.Then tell me things like, "You'll be fine."And "Something big's gonna come along. I know it!"But I don't know it.What I do know is you owe $2300 at "lsn't It Chromantic?"I'm aware of what I owe.Then get some sense. It took you 10 years to get that job.-How long till you get another? -I don't want to hear this!I'm just saying....Well, don't "just say"!Maybe I should just go.I'll see you later.Just think about it.I don't need to think about it!I was Dr. Drake Ramoray!That was huge!Big things are gonna happen! You'll see!Ross!You still there?What are you still doing here?Just some basic dehydrating of fruits and vegetables.Man alive, this thing's fantastic!Aren't you forgetting anything?Oh, yeah. I got us a new goldfish.He's feistier than the last one.Maybe because the last one was made by Pepperidge Farm. Eddie, isn't there something you're supposed to be doing now? Not unless it's got something to do with dehydrating. Because right now, I'm a dehydrating maniac!I thought we had a deal. I thought by the time I gotYou know what that is?Your last roommate's kidney?That's a tomato.This one definitely goes in the display.Hey, Gunther. Let me get a lemonade to go.Lemonade?You okay, man?It's career stuff.They killed off my character on the show.That's too bad. How'd they do it?I fell down an elevator shaft.That sucks.I was buried in an avalanche.What?I used to be Brice on All My Children.Why must everybody watch me sleep?There'll be no more watching me sleep! No more......watching!I got some great stuff to dehydrate. Grapes, apricots.I thought it'd be cool to see what happens with these water balloons. Get out. Get out, get out, get out!-What? -You! Move out!Take your fruit! Your stupid small fruit and get out!You want me to move out?I gotta tell you, that's kind of out of the blue, don't you think?This is not out of the blue!This is smack-dab in the middle of the blue!Relax! Take it easy, buddy!You don't have to tell me twice.Someone will be by for my stuff.If you think I'm leaving you alone with my fish, you're insane! You want some help?No help required, chico!All the way to the airport, huh? You know, that's over 30 miles. That's gonna cost you about so bucks.Excuse me, that's fifty bucks.Five-O dollars.You know what it is? It's smudgy because they're fax pages. When I was on Days of our Lives as Dr. Drake Ramoray......they'd send over the whole script on real paper.That's great.If you wanted to expand this scene, like have the cab crash... ... I could attend to the victims...... because I have a background in medical acting.Okay, listen, thanks for coming in.Don't thank me for coming in. At least let me finish.We could take the expressway...... but this time of day you're better off taking the budge.You were going for bridge there, weren't you?I'll have a good day.Question number 28."Have you ever allowed a lightning-bearer to take your wind?"I would have to say no.And I would have to say....What?Do you not remember the puppet guy?You totally let him wash his feet in the pool of your inner power. And his puppet too!Well, at least I didn't let some guy......into the forest of my righteous truth on the first date!-Who? -Paul!Moving on, moving on. Next question.Okay, number 29."Have you ever betrayed another goddess......for a lightning-bearer?" Okay, number 30.Whoa, whoa, whoa! Let's go back to 29.Not to my recollection.Danny Arshack, ninth grade.You know the bottle was pointing at me.Only because you took up half the circle!Listen to you two. It's so sad.Looks like I'll be going to the goddess meetings alone.Not when they find out you slept with Jason Hurley......an hour after he broke up with Monica.One hour?You are such a leaf blower!Be careful with that 3-D Last Supper. Judas is a little loose.Oh, my God! What's going on?They're taking all my stuff back. I guess you were right.No, I wasn't right. That's what I came here to tell you.I was totally hung up on my own stuff the other day.No, listen. I need the whole security thing, you know?To know where my next paycheck is coming from. But you don't need that. And that's amazing to me.I could never do what you do.-Thanks. -You hold out for something bigger.I can't tell you how much respect I have......for you not going to that stupid audition.-I went. -Great! How did it go?-I didn't get it. -Good for you!You're living the dream!All right, then!Not my parrot.I can't watch this.Hey, hold on, hold on.How much for the.... How much to save the bird?-Twelve hundred. -Dollars?You spent $1200 on a plastic bird?It was an impulse buy. Near the register.Go ahead with the bird.Do you have anything for around $200?The dog.I'll take it.My gift to you, man.Thanks, Ross!I really liked that bird, though.But the dog!Here are your cakes.We didn't order cake.No, I know. They're from me.You guys, this is not good.We have enough trouble with guys stealing our wind... ...without taking it from each other.You're right.I love you goddesses.I don't ever want to suck your wind again.-Thank you. So are we good? -We're good.We're good?Let me take these back. They'll take it out of my paycheck.Ding-dong, the psycho's gone!Are you sure this time?I actually saw him leave.That guy is holding a human head.He's holding a human head!Check it out, man!I tore it off a mannequin in the alley behind Macy's.There's no alley behind Macy's.So I got it in the junior miss department. Big diff.It'll make a hell of a conversation piece at our next cocktail party. "Our next cocktail party"?We'll put chips in it. We'll make it a chip chick.Do you remember yesterday?Yes, I think I vaguely recall it.Do you remember talking to me yesterday?So what happened?We took a road trip to Las Vegas!Oh, sweet Moses!So on this road trip, did you win any money?I crapped out. But Mr. 21 here! He cleans up!$300! He buys me these new shoes.Nice.See you upstairs. See you, pals!Is anyone else starting to really like him?May I help you?Why doesn't my key work, and what's my stuff doing downstairs? I'm sorry.Have we met?It's Eddie, you freak! Your roommate.I'm sorry...... I already have a roommate.He's lived here for years. I don't know what you're talking about. No, he moved out and I moved in.Well, I think we'd remember something like that.I know I would.That's a good point.Okay, wow.I guess I got the wrong apartment.-I'm terribly sorry. -Hey, no problem.See you.Goodbye, you fruit-drying psychopath.-You want me to help you unpack? -Nah, I'm okay.Just so you know, I'm not moving back in because I have to.I mean, I do have to, but....It's just that that place, it wasn't really....I mean, this is....Welcome home, man.-A little foos? -Absolutely!What happened to the foosball?It's a cantaloupe.Are we gonna bring this out every time Ross comes over?He paid a lot of money for it.I'm gonna hold him a different way.If you hated it so much, why'd you buy it in the first place? Well, I had a whole ceramic zoo thing going over there.But without the other ones, it looks tacky.Is he housetrained or will he leave little bathroom tiles all over? Stay.Stay!。
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1.this is pretty much what’s happened so far 目前为止大概就是这样的2. a was in love with b since forever 打从一开始就爱上了3.something kind of got in the way 阻止了4.forget about sb 忘了某人吧5.let it slip that 说漏了嘴6.sb is getting off the plane with another woman 和另一个女人下了飞机7.enough about us 我们说够了8.how have you been 最近如何呀9.move，move ，emergency 借过，紧急事件10.there you are 你在这里啊11.enough about me 别管我啦e on，I wanna hear everything 我想要听任何事13.where do I start 我们该从何开始呢14.these are for you 这是给你的15.she’s gonna go for it with sb 和某人表白16.this is huge 这是大事17.you got new haircut 剪了新发型18.arm around sb 揉着某人19.cramp 抽筋20.I think she is trying to tell us something 她想要告诉我们些什么21.quick，get the verb 快22.that’s all right 没关系23.we got the bags 我们拿行李24.I’m not here，you haven’t met me 你们没见过我25.I’ll make a better impression 我会留下更好的印象26.you gotta hear this story 你们一定要听听这个故事27.and the chicken poops in her laps 一只鸡拉屎在她腿上28.I’m so sorry 我真的很抱歉29.I just gave away the ending 我说出了结尾30.didn’t I ？对不对31.this is all I can think about 这是我现在所能想到的32.this is amazing 真是惊人啊33.how did this happen 这是怎么发生的哦34.we were in grad school together 我们一起上的研究所35.we haven’t seen each other since then 从那以后我们就没有见面36.isn’t that great 不是很棒吗？37.it’s an expression 这是她的习惯说38.we just want to say a quick hi 我们只是来打个招呼的39.then get some sleep 然后稍微睡一下40.don’t tell us what gonna happen 不要告诉我们将要发生什么41.I like being surprised 我比较喜欢惊喜42.can I get some coffee 我能来点咖啡吗43.yeah，sure 没问题44.did you talk to him yet？你和他谈过了吗45.so what the hell happened to you in China 你在中国发生了什么事46.be in love with sb 深爱着某人47.but there was always this voice inside that kept saying 但是在我心中有这样一个小声音告诉我48.it’s never gonna happen 这是不可能的49.move on 死心吧50.you know whose voice that was 你知道那个声音是谁的51.it was you ，pal 这是你的，老兄52.maybe it was god doing me 也许上帝在模仿我53.she looks at me and sees a friend 她眼中只把我当朋友54.that’ all 就是这样的55.we’re having a great time 我们在一起玩的很开心56.I never would have gone for it 我本不应该这样去做的57.if it hadn’t been for you 要不是因为你的话58.well，you owe me one 你欠我一个人情59.then go take that back 那你最好送回去60.they’ll charge you for that 他们会要你付钱61.go go go ！come on 快啊62.what did you find out 你发现了什么吗63.they’re having a great time 他们玩的很开心64.but the silver lining 好的一面65.if you wanna see that 如果你愿意这么看的话66.is that he made the decision all by himself 他完全是自己做了这个决定67.without any outside help whatsoever 完全没有受外人的影响68.how is that a silver lining 这怎么是好的一面呢69.you have to really wanna 你必须非常想要70.ironically 讽刺地说71.these guys were picked last in gym 上体育课时没人愿意跟他一队72.you know what I am thinking 你知道我在想什么吗73.it’s been so long since you have had sex 你很久没有做爱了74.you’re wondering 你在想75.that’s what I am thinking 这是我现在正在想的76.I’m incredibly anal 我非常挑剔77.an unbelievable control freak 控制狂78.I was trying to spare your feelings 我只是不想伤害你的心79.hold on a second 稍等一下80.anybody know a good tailor 有人介绍个好的裁缝吗81.you need clothes alterd 需要改衣服吗82.I’m just looking for a man 我只是在寻找一个人83.go see sb 去找。
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1.was that too much pressure for him压力太大了吗2.I guess so 我是这么认为的3.I’ll be right back 我会马上回来的4.what are you guys doing你们在干吗5.we’re just hanging out by the spoons 我们只是来看看汤匙的dle 调羹7.will you guys grow up你们能不能成熟一点哦8.this is the most beautiful thing in the world 这是世界上最美丽的东西9.there’s a baby sucking on it 有个婴儿在吸它10.it’ll happen a lot，so get used to it 经常发生，所以尽量习惯吧11.sb’s fine with it 不介意的12.breast-feeding 哺乳13.does it hurt会痛吗14.how often can you do it 多久一次15.as much as he needs 想要就有16.any muffins left 还有松糕吗17.you’re busy，that’s okay，I’ll get it 你忙的，好吧，我来拿18.anyone else want one谁还要19.you’re losing your apron 你的围裙松了20.let me get it 让我来弄好21.there you go 好了哈22.what a bitch 臭婆娘23.listen，you guys 听着24.I have a friend at sp who’s quitting 不干了25.want to abuse his discount 烂花购物卷26.anyone who want to go with me and take advantage of it 去捡便宜27.I’ll go with you 我和你一起去28.hello to the rest 和其他人问好29.cheat on sb 欺骗某人30.she will kill you like a dog in the street 像宰了街上一条狗一样31.it’s actually not that big a deal 其实没什么的32.I really appreciate it 我真的很感激33.did you hear about the new guy 你听说了那个新来的吗34.how you doing你好吗35.what’s up 怎么啦36.boobs 波霸37.I was wondering if after work we could grab a cup of coffee 一起喝咖啡38.I sort of have plans 我有计划了39.maybe some other time 其他时间吧40.sb is great with him 很会带他的41.this is so cute 太可爱了42.that’d be great，see you then 很好，那待会见43.reaffirm his faith 重申加强信仰44.what did you just do你刚才做了什么45.lick my arm 舔了我的手臂46.what is the big deal有什么大不了的47.can people stop doing sth 能不能不要。
经典美剧《老友记》-第二季-第二十集-字幕-对白-纯英文-看美剧学英语
-What you guys doing? -Monica's making us watch Old Yeller.Why are you guys upset? It's Old Yeller. It's a happy movie.-What? -What are you talking about?Come on. Happy family gets a dog.Frontier fun!Pheebs, what about the end?When Yeller saves the family and everyone's happy?That's not the end.That's when my mother would shut off the TV and say, "The end."What about when he has rabies?He doesn't have rabies. He has babies.That's what my mom said.I don't think she'd want you to see what's about to happen.Why? What's about to happen?I've never seen this part.Hey, Travis, what you doing with that gun?Oh, no.No, no, Travis, put down the gun.No, no, he's your buddy. He's your Yeller.No! The end! The end!Okay, what kind of a sick doggy snuff film is this?Okay, what kind of a sick doggy snuff film is this?Okay, what kind of a sick doggy snuff film is this?Have you guys eaten? Richard and l just finished, and we've got leftovers. Chicken and potatoes.What am I wearing?Actually, nothing but rubber gloves.One of these times, you'll really be naked and we won't come over.I got a leg, three breasts and a wing.How do you find clothes that fit?Hey, Monica? We got a question.All right, yes, I see other women in the shower at the gym.And no, I don't look.No, not that one.We're figuring out who to bring to the Nicks game.Ross can't go, so it's between my friend Eric Prower, who has breath issues... ...and Dan, with the poking. "Did you see that play?""You want more beer? Is that Spike Lee?"Why don't you ask Richard?Richard, if you had an extra ticket to the Nicks game......and you had to choose between a friend who smelled......and one who bruises you, who would you pick?Being a huge Nicks fan myself...... I think you should take someone who's a huge Nicks fan.That's Eric.Glad to be of help. Matches.I meant, why don't you take Richard to the game?What?-I don't know. -Come on!He keeps his fingers to himself, and he's always minty fresh.Richard's really nice. We just don't know him really well.Plus, he's older than some people.But younger than some buildings.So what, he's a little older. Big deal.He's important to me.If you ask him, he might take you in his Jag.How do we say yes......and make it seem like it's not just to ride in the cool car? Okay, this could be tough.We'll bring him, but only if he takes the Jaguar.You almost had it.No, no, you're fine. You're fine.Hi, honey.You are not gonna believe what happened!We were playing on the floor, and he grabs the table... ...and he pulls himself up!He pulled himself up!Standing man!I'm sorry you missed it, but I did tape it if you wanna see it. We know. He already did it last week.You can watch our tape if you want.See, I don't believe this. I missed the first time of everything. The first time he rolled over, the first time he crawled. What else? Has he spoken? Is he driving?Does he have a favorite liqueur?He is getting closer on the talking thing.He can't quite say "mama" yet, but once he said "Yemen."See, I don't know. I'm so sick of missing stuff.I want him for more than a day. I want him for a whole weekend. Listen. I feelThat would be great.Really? I had a whole speech prepared.Oh, shoot, that would've been fun.Did you just see that?Did you see? He just waved! He just waved!He's never waved before!Yes, he has. Very good.What you got there?Love Story, Brian's Song and Terms of Endearment.All you need now is The Killing Fields and guacamole, and you got a party!I talked to my grandma about the Old Yeller incident......and she said my mom used to not show us the ends of sad movies... ...to shield us from the pain and sadness.You know, before she killed herself.Where's Richard? Did you ditch him?After we stole his lunch money and gave him a wedgie.What's the matter? He's parking the car.-Did you guys have fun? -Your boyfriend is so cool.He let us drive his Jaguar. Joey for 12 blocks. Me for 15.He must like you best.What about when he tipped the guy who showed us to our seats?You never even saw the money.Hey, Chandler, thanks for showing us to our seats.You're welcome. Hey, Joey, thanks for parking the car.No problem.-Hey, Chandler -I think they get it.There's the man!Hey, you're getting better.I'm gonna keep this.He kept my dollar.Your first weekend without Ben. What are you doing?We're going to colonial Williamsburg.A woman I went to college with is the first female blacksmith there. They're a little behind the times in colonial Williamsburg.Look, I better go before Mommy starts weeping.-We love you. -Bye, Mommy.Have a good time.Look.Joey, do you know we can see you from here?How come Richard looks cooler with one of these?You may wanna light it and lose the spatula.It's cute, you trying to be more like Richard.Not like him, per se.Just not unlike him.It's the artist formerly known as Chandler.I'm just trying something here, you know?Why didn't you grow a mustache?We flipped for it.I got the cigar, he got the mustache.If we both grew them, we'd look like dorks.You really sidestepped that land mine.I promised Richard we'd meet him downstairs.You're meeting Richard?-Ranger game. -Didn't he tell you?He said he was going out with the guys. I didn't know that was you. You hear that?We're the guys!With that mustache, he reminds me of Aunt Sylvia.Thank you!Thank you!Hi. We're visiting.It's Ben and his dada.Can you say "dada"?I'm telling your mommies you said it, so you might as well.No luck, huh?A while ago, I got a "seh" out of him......which I thought might turn into "seh-condary caregiver," but.... Would you hold him for a sec? I gotta take this off.Sure. Okay.What are you doing?I'm holding Ben.He's a baby, not a bomb.Hold him like you'd hold a football.This is how I would hold a football.Here. Here. There we go.Sorry, I'm not very good with babies. I haven't been around them.I mean, you know, since I was one.-It's all right. No big deal. -Really?I'm sure you'll feel different when it's our baby.-What? -What?You think about stuff like that?Yeah. I mean....Actually, I kind of think that we'll have two babies.Two babies?You know, a boy and a girl.Hopefully, the girl will come first, so Ben won't feel competitive. Then what's gonna happen?We won't wanna raise kids in the city, so we'll move to Scarsdale. We'll be far enough from our parents so we don't have to see them... ... but close enough that they can baby-sit.And yes, I know the taxes are a little higher than Nassau County... ... but the school system's great.Wow, that's great! Great!Okay, wow! You know what?I'm off my break now.Here. You take this.I'm gonna go pour these very nice people some coffee.Look at that. I don't have a pot.I don't have a pot. Maybe I've got one at home.Or in Scarsdale. Hey, is that a door?Hey, Pheebs. What's happening?Murder, cancer, soccer teams eating each other in the Andes.So you watched the movies?What is happening to the world?I mean.... No, no, because E.T. Ieaves......and Rocky loses. Charlotte dies.Charlotte who?With the web. The spider.She dies. She has babies and dies.It's like, "Welcome home from the hospital." Thud!You wanna feel better?Here. Watch this.It's a Wonderful Life. I've heard of this.So you can't lose. It's there in the title.Wonderfulness is baked right in.I fell for that with Pride of the Yankees.I thought I'd see a film about Yankee pride.And boom! The guy gets Lou Gehrig's disease.The guy was Lou Gehrig. Didn't you kind of see it coming? Watch that. It'll restore all your faith in humanity.Hey, big guy. Game time.-Hey! Be right there! -There's a game?I just got my Pik-Up Stiks back from the shop.Bring your nerves of steel.It's the basketball playoffs.I appreciate this, but you don't have to hang out with them for me. They have each other.Oh, no, honey. I mean, don't worry.I like hanging out with them. They're different than my other friends. They don't start sentences with "You know who just died shoveling snow?" All right, that's great. Then just go.Go Nicks!It's the college playoffs.-Then, go Vassar! -They're not in it.Okay, then just go.Why does this bother me so much?I'm not one of those people who wants to spend 24 hours a day together. Sure.He just doesn't have much free time. What do I do?Does it matter? You'll just die or divorce or blow your pet's head off.Me too!Rachel, I got a question. Richard made plans again with the guysRoss made plans for the century.I'm gonna go read Cosmo. Maybe there's something helpful in it.If not, I can learn how to do a bikini wax with leftover Christmas candles. What happened back there?I don't know. You tell me.One minute I'm holding Ben, then I've got two kids...... I'm living in Scarsdale complaining about taxes!Well, I'm sorry. I think about stuff.You're at work, you're assembling bones, your mind wanders.You've planned out the next 20 years. We've dated for six weeks!You never think about our future?I think about whose apartment we'll sleep at tomorrow......and where we'll have dinner next Saturday!I do not think about our children's names!You know what our children's names will be?No, I mean, you know. I read a book, and there was a girl named Emily. And I thought that might be good.What book?The Big Book of Children's Names.Okay, listen.What we have is amazing.But I do not want everything decided for me!I spent my whole life like that.It's what I had with Barry. That's a reason I left.I like not knowing right now.Sorry if that scares you, but if you wanna be with me, deal with that!-Okay, fine! -Thank you!-We're not done! -I didn't know that.You're with a guy who won't stop planning his future with you.He knows we'll end up together.If that scares you, tough! You'll have to deal with that.-I will! -Good, because I love you!Oh, yeah? I love you too!-That's the first time we've said that! -Yes, it is!-I'm gonna kiss you! -You better!Thanks for the great movie tip.-Did you like it? -Oh, yeah.I don't know if I was happier when George Bailey destroyed the business... ...or Donna Reed cried or when the pharmacist made his ear bleed.I'll give you the ear thing, but wasn't the ending wonderful?I didn't watch it. I was too depressed.It kept getting worse! It should've been called:"It's a Sucky Life, And Just When You Think It Can't Suck Anymore, It Does!" IKick, save! And......denied!He gets it back. Pass to the middle, lines it up....Yes!Could that shot be any prettier?Man, you are incredible.We had a table in college.Really? I didn't know they had foosball in the 1800s.Nice mustache. At puberty, that thing will really kick in.Not to sound too Florence Henderson, but dinner's on the table.One more point.Score!Now can we go?That's why we don't let her play.Is everything all right?Don't be mad at him. It's our fault.I'm sorry we've been hogging his time.He's just really great to hang out with.-Well.... -No, seriously.We just talked about this. He is so much cooler than our dads.Our dads are okay and all, but Richard is justWhat are you kicking me for?I'm trying to talk here.You guys see me as a dad?-Oh, yeah! -No!You're just clearly not familiar with our young persons' vernacular. When we say "dad," we mean "buddy."We mean "pal."No, seriously. Joey's my dad.Monica's my dad.I've even got some dads down at work.That's fine.Well, your other dad and I are gonna go have a romantic evening. I'll just see you kids around.Nighty-night.You're not a dad!I can't believe you got us into trouble.So are you okay?Just...... I feel like I'm about a hundred.I thought I was just one of the guys.Come here.I'll make you feel like one of the guys.For a really cool guy, you suck at foosball.I was killing them.Yeah, well they suck too.You take the poopy diaper and put it in the poopy diaper pail. Calling it a "poopy diaper" doesn't make this process any cuter. -It's us. -Come on up.I'll get his stuff together.Okay, we can do this now, can't we, Ben?Yes, we can.Yes, we can.There! I did it!I did it!Look at that!It stays on and everything.I'm sorry. What did you just say? Did you just say "hi"?Oh, my God! Ross? Ben just said hi!-What? -Ben just said hi!What, the word "hi"?No, my Uncle Hi.Great! And I missed that too. I miss everything!Oh, I'm sorry. I guess I just bring it out in him.-Where is he? -We missed you.We missed you so much! Come here, Ben.Guess what? Ben just said his first word.What did he say?Something about hi.That's so exciting! Mommy's so proud of you!You know, actually, it's more like, hi!This could go on for a while.You're right. We've got a cab waiting.Well, this was fun.We should do it again sometime, Ben. What do you say?-All right, so I've got him...? -Tuesday.Bye, you guys.-Take care. -Bye, Ben.Did he just say "bye"?He said bye!You said bye! He said bye to me!Yes, he did!Suddenly I'm seeing him go off to college!We've gotta go. We've got that cab downstairs.See you later.Look at this nice deep hole I dug. Hey, Bert......isn't this a nice hole here?Ben, this is the part where Ernie buries Bert in the sand and can't find him. Now, I've looked ahead on the tape, and he does find him again.But before that happens, there's some rough going for a while.But I think we can handle it.And there's just the alphabet, but we know that ends well, so....Here we go.Bert? Bert?What happened to my friend Bert? He was here just a moment ago.Oh, no! My old friend Bert is lost.I'm so glad you're here.。
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经典美剧《老友记》-第二季-第十三集-字幕-对白-纯英文-看美剧学英语
Excuse me, this is aClosed set. We know. But we're friends with the monkey.Good morning.Look who I brought!Your old friend, Harry Elafonte!Whoa, dude. Burn!I don't get it.He seemed so happy to see me yesterday.Don't take it personal. He's under pressure, starring in a movie and all. How big of a star is Marcel?In human terms? I'd say...... Cybill Shepherd.So you guys in the movie or you just really paranoid?Hey, Sal?Jerry wants to know if the monkey's ready.Excuse me?Jerry is the director? Which one's he?-The one in the director's chair? -Gotcha.Pheebs, walk with me.Why am I walking with you?We're just going over here so that we can get away from......the horrible flesh-eating virus!For the love of God, woman, listen to me!Is he looking? Is he looking?Is he looking? Is he looking?Is he looking? Is he looking?-We've got a problem. -Tell me.I can't do Chris' makeup.She refuses to acknowledge her mustache.-ls it bad? -lt looks like her eyebrow fell down.Unless we convince her to let me bleach it......Van Damme will be making out with Gabe Kaplan.I'll talk to her.I hate actors.Nice camouflage. For a minute there, I almost didn't see you. Excuse me.Is your name Chandler?Yes, it is.Chandler Bing.Do you know me or are you just really good at this game?I'm Susie Moss.Fourth grade? Glasses?I carried a box of animal crackers like a purse?Susie Moss!Right! Yeah! Wow!You look....Great job growing up.It's nice to see you don't still wear the cap with the mirrors on it.I graduated fourth grade and realized I wasn't a pimp.Remember the class play?You pulled up my skirt and the entire auditorium saw my underpants? Yes. Back then, I used humor as a defense mechanism.Thank God I don't do that anymore.-Oh, my God! -What? What?It's Jean-Claude Van Damme.I didn't know he was in this movie. He is so hot!You think?The Muscles from Brussels? Wham-Bam-Van-Damme? Did you see Time Cop?No. Was he any good in it?Rachel, he totally changed time!So why don't you go talk to him?Go tell him he's cute. What's the worst that could happen? He could hear me.-I'm doing it for you. -Don't you dare! Don't!Don't!Tell him I cook!Excuse me.This is gonna sound kind of goofy...... but my friend over there......who cooks, by the way....She thinks you're cute.You don't think I'm cute?I don't know.Do you think you're cute?We're getting off the track. I was supposed to tell you... ... my friend thinks you're cute.What should I tell her?You can tell her I think her friend is cute.-Makeup! -That's me. I gotta go.How many times must I touch you on the arm before you ask me on a date? Well, let's try one more.There you go. Ernie's, 8:00?I'll be there.And if things go well, maybe this time...... I'll get to see your underwear.No one was around to hear that?So what'd he say?What a jerk!I kept talking about you, and he kept asking me out.Naturally, you know, I said no.Thanks, anyway.He just kept asking......and asking, asking, asking....If you want to go out with him, you can.Sounds like a jerk to me, butJean-Claude, she said yes! I'll see you tonight!Thank you.Then Jean-Claude took me to Crossroads......and we hung out with Drew Barrymore.Oh, man. She's so smokin'!She's got the greatest set ofNo guys around, huh?-Does anybody need anything? -I'll have an espresso.I'll get it.If I ask you to, you'll end up drinking it yourself.-That is so unfair. -I know.Like you'd drink her coffee after what you did to her with Van Damme?I have to cancel racquetball tonight.Marcel's trainer will let me have him for a couple of hours.You're blowing me off for a monkey?We can reschedule for Saturday.Unless you hook up with a bunch of pigeons.Stick a fork in me...... I am done!Stick a fork what?Like when you're cooking a steak.I don't eat meat.How do you know vegetables are done?Well, you don't. You eat them and you can tell.Okay, then eat me, I'm done!I've met the perfect woman.We're sitting on her couch, fooling around......and then she turns to me and says:"Did you ever want to do it in an elevator?"What did you say?I believe my exact words were....How do you know if you wanna do that?You just know.We gotta go. Got a reservation in 30 minutes.What I had planned shouldn't take more than two, three minutes, tops. Two hundred seconds of passion! We gotta go.But...... here's an idea.Have you ever worn women's underwear?Well, yes, actually...... but they were my Aunt Edna's.And there were three of us in there.I was thinking it would be kind of sexy......if you wore mine tonight at dinner.You want me to wear your panties?Could you?If I was wearing your underwear......then what would you be wearing?You're swell!I made Marcel's favorite dish, banana cake......with mealworm.Candle.What do you think's gonna happen here tonight?Hi, are you on your way overNo, I understand. A monkey's gotta work.It's no big deal.It's not like I had anything special planned.Rachel, why don't you start talking first?I feel that this is totally unjustified.She gave me the green light, I did nothingDo you think I can't see you in the TV set?If there's something you'd like to shareYou had no right to date him!-That's the most ridiculous -You sold me out!-I did not! -You absolutelyWould you let me talk!Did you just flick me?Well, you wouldn't let me finish and I wasThat hurt!Quit flicking!Stop flicking!You flicked me first!Let's not do this!Happy thoughts!Now I'm gonna kick some ass!All right. Now, I will let go if you both stop.You want me to stop seeing him?You want me to just tell him you're seeing him instead? Is that what you want?That's what you want?-Fine! -Fine!There we go.If we were in prison, you guys would be, like, my bitches. Thanks for letting me tag along.Forget about it.How you doing there, squirmy?I'm hanging in.And a little out.So assistant to the director?That's an exciting job. You must have a ton of responsibilitiesI don't do the casting.So what are you guys gonna eat?How come all I can think about is putting that ice in my mouth... ...and licking you all over?Because I went to an all-boys high school, and God is making up for it?I want you right here...... right now.Right now, right here?Don't you think we're in kind of a public place?They do have the shrimp.Meet me in the bathroom.I'm going to the bathroom now.Come on.All right, mister.Let's see those panties.Alrighty.But you know what would be even sexier?What?If you didn't have your shirt tucked into them.All right. Now, I would like to see you wearing nothing but them. Take your clothes off.I hope you realize this means we'll miss hearing about the specials.Come on, hurry!Do you want this done quick or done right?All right, turn around. I wanna see you from behind.Somebody's been doing his Buns of Steel video.So you want me to clench anything or...?Susie?This is for the fourth grade.-What do you mean? -What do I mean?What do I mean?!I mean underpants, mister! That's what I mean!What? What do you mean?My skirt......you lifted. IKids laughing!I was Susie Underpants till I was 18!That was in fourth grade! How could you still be upset?Call me in 20 years and tell me if you're still upset about this.I hope you realize you're not getting these underpants back!I can't believe this.Just two weeks ago, I was watching Sudden Death......and now I'm on a date with Jean-Claude Van Damme.Can you beat up that guy?-Can you beat up that guy? -Sure.This is so wild.I gotta admit, I was surprised that you agreed to go on a blind date. Normally, I would not do it.What made you make the exception for me?Rachel told me......you were dying to have a threesome with me and Drew Barrymore. By the way, Drew has some ground rules and....Say you're sorry!Say it!No! I'm not gonna!Say it! Say it! Great!Say you're sorry or your sweater gets it.That is my favorite sweater! That is my third-date sweater!Say you're sorry.You wanna play? Okay, let's play.Let's play.What'll you do?Give me back my sweater or it's handbag marinara.You don't have the guts.Yeah? At least I wasn't too chicken to tell some guy he was cute. Stop! Stop the madness!This is crazy!Who can remember why you're fighting in the first place?Yes, that's right.But still....Look at your purse!Look at your sweater!Look at yourselves!I'll help you fix your sweater.I'll help you......throw out your purse.I'm sorry I made you stop seeing him.I'm sorry I went out with him when I knew you liked him.I'm sorry that I borrowed your gloves.Joey?Ma?What are you doing here? I thought you guys took off.She took off with my clothes!-Are you naked in there? -Well, not exactly.I'm wearing panties.You always wear panties?No, no. This is the first time.Talk about your bad luck!The first time you try panties and someone walks off with your clothes.I was not trying them out. Susie asked me to wear them.Let me see!No! I'm not letting you or anybody else see, ever!All right, all right!Someone's flossing!Joey, some people don't like that.Chandler's wearing panties.What?-Let me see! -You don't have to see!Hi, tushy!One of you give me your underpants.I'm not wearing any.How can you not be wearing any?I'm getting heat from the guy in the hot pink thong.Look, Ross. I'll give you $50 for your underpants.Look, Ross. I'll give you $50 for your underpants.-Can I have the milk? -I'm almost done with it.Keep your panties on.And I'm in the movie!-What happened? -A virus victim called in sick......so Cathy recommended me and boom! I'm dying on a gurney! Marcel just finished his last scene, if you wanna go say goodbye. That's okay. He's probably got parties to go to and stuff.He's moved on. That's the way it goes, right?Oh, my God!What?Looks like we made itLeft each other on the way...... to another loveLooks like we made itOr I thought so, till todayUntil you were there, everywhereAnd all I could taste was Love the way we made itLooks like we made itI think I want to write a song about all this.Except one of the strings on my guitar is broken.Chandler, can I borrow your G-string?-How long you been waiting to say that? -About 20 minutes!Can't you see what's going on here? This man is dying! Cut!Can't you see what's going on here? This man is dying! Cut!Can't you see what's going on here? This man is dying! Mommy!Can't you see what's going on? This man is dead!。
经典美剧《老友记》-第二季-第十二集-字幕-对白-中英文对照-看美剧学英语
That commercial always makes me so sad. 那个广告总是让我悲从中来Yeah, but then the guy opens his beer and those girls run at him,但是那个家伙一开啤酒女人就拥上来了…so, everything seems to work out OK. …所以最后一切还好的I meant because the monkey in it reminds me of Marcel. 我的意思是那只猴子让我想到了马赛I can see that, 我看得出来'cause they both have those big brown eyes and, ya know, the little pouty chin.它们都有棕色的大眼睛还有鼓鼓的小下巴And the fact that they're both monkeys. 而且它们都是猴子Sometimes I wonder if I did the right thing, ya know, giving him away.有时候我怀疑我是不是做错了不应该把它送走Oh, Ross, you had to, I mean, he was humping everything in sight.你是不得已的啊看到什么东西都要上I mean, I have a Malibu Barbi that will no longer be wearing white to her wedding.我的马里布芭此娃娃结婚不能穿纯洁的白纱了Remember when sometimes he'd borrow your hat, and, and when you got it back there'd be little monkey raisins in it. 记得有时它会跟你们借帽子…Remember when sometimes he'd borrow your hat, and, and when you got it back there'd be little monkey raisins in it. …等你要回来的时候里面会有小小的猴子”葡萄干”?Yeah, well sure, when he did it, it was funny. When I did it to my boss's hat. . .它干的就叫好玩如果我对我老板这么做的话…all of the sudden I have this big attitude problem. 突然就变成了我的态度不好Hey, hey, check it out, guess what I got. 你们看，猜我有什么?Rhythm? 韵律感，对不对?No, my first fan mail. 不是，第一封影迷信No, my first fan mail. Alright!'Dear Dr. Remore,.. ”亲爱的雷医生know that I love you and would do anything to have you.' Gosh.我爱你，为了得到你我可以不惜一切”'Your not-so-secretive admirer, Erica Ford.' ”你不神秘的仰慕者方艾丽”Ooh wait, 等一下'PS enclosed please find 14 of my eyelashes.' ：”附注：随函附上了我十四根的睫毛”Ya know, in crazy world, that means you're married. 在疯子的世界里那就表示你结婚了This wasn't addressed to Days of Our Lives, this is, this came to your apartment.这不是寄到制作单位的这是直接送到你家去There's no stamp on it, this woman was in our building. 她去过我们的大楼Oh my god, 我的天啊I got my very own stalker. 我有我自己的变态影迷了Ooh, where are you off to, Travelin' Jake? 你上哪儿去了?Well, there's this, uh, paleontology conference in L.A. 因为洛杉矶有一个古生物学研讨会so I figured I'd go and then drive down to the zoo and surprise Marcel.我会去，然后开车到动物园给马赛一个惊喜You know I think he will be surprised, 'till he realizes he's a monkey, and uh,我想它会很惊喜的直到它发现它是猴子…you know, isn't capable of that emotion. …它根本就没办法有那种情绪Oh, Phoebe, that really cute guy is here again. 菲此，那个可爱的家伙又来了Oh, oh, OK, so everyone, pretend like I'm telling you a story, 假装我在讲故事给你们听OK. And, and it's really funny. So everyone just laugh, …故事非常的好笑所以大家要笑I know, I know. 我知道I know, I know. Hello.- Hi. I'm Rob Dohnen.(Rob:Chris Isaac) - Hi Rob Dohnen. 我叫罗伯杜南罗伯杜南- I don't know anything about music, but I think you're really, really great. - Oh, wow.我对音乐一窍不通不过我觉得你非常棒Anyway, I schedule performers for the childrens libraries around the city and I was just thinking, 我在替市里的儿童图书馆安排艺人的演出have you ever thought about playing your songs for kids?我在想，你有没有想过为小孩子演唱你的歌呢?Oh, I would love to have kids. . . 我好想要小孩哦…you're, you're the, you're, me play the songs that I will write for them.听我…听我演唱我为他们写的歌- Hey, whaddya wanna do for dinner? 你今天晚饭做什么?- Well we could just stay in and cook for ourselves. 我们可以留在家里吃自己啊- Hello. - It's Erica. 我是艾丽Ah, the stalker. 变态影迷Never mind, it's open. 没关系，门没关Yes, hitting her with a frying pan's a good idea. 对，用平底锅打她是个好主意We might wanna have a backup plan, though, just in case she isn't a cartoon.不过，我们应该想点别的以防她不是卡通人物Let's get out of here. 离开这里The one time they're not home. 偏挑这个时候不在OK, we'll just leave, and when we pass her on the stairs, 我们走时在楼梯上碰到的时候…she won't know it's me 'cause we've never met. …她不会知道是我因为我们没有见过啊That's how radio stars escape stalkers. 那是收音机明星的方法She's comin'. 她来了It's me. 是我Uhh, this is it, this is how we're gonna die. 就这样了，我们就这样死的- Ready? - Wait, wait, wait. 预备好了? 等等。
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