关于打台球的搞笑段子

关于打台球的搞笑段子
English Response:
1. Why did the snooker player bring his hairbrush to the table?
Because he wanted to improve his cue grooming.
2. What do you call a pool player who always misses?
A chalk artist.
3. Why did the pool player get lost?
Because he couldn't find his cue in the ball rack.
4. What do you call a pool player who never wins?
A cue-mmunity service worker.
5. Why did the pool player get a new cue?
Because his old one was too chalk full.
6. What do you call a pool player who's always bragging?
A cue-braggadocio.
7. Why did the pool player refuse to play with his friends?
Because he said they were a bunch of cue-ball breakers.
8. What do you call a pool player who's always getting
in trouble?
A cue-riminal.
9. Why did the pool player get arrested?
Because he was caught cue-ing up trouble.
10. What do you call a pool player who's always losing?
A cue-loser.
中文回答：
1. 为什么斯诺克选手把梳子带到球桌旁？
因为他想改善球杆的造型。

2. 把总是打不进球的台球选手称为？
粉笔艺术家。

3. 为什么台球选手会迷路？
因为他找不到球杆架上的球杆。

4. 把从来赢不了的台球选手称为？
社区服务工作者。

5. 为什么台球选手买了一根新球杆？
因为他的旧球杆粉笔太多。

6. 把总是吹嘘的台球选手称为？
吹毛求疵者。

7. 为什么台球选手拒绝与他的朋友一起玩？
因为他认为他们是一群破坏者。

8. 把总是惹麻烦的台球选手称为？
罪犯。

9. 为什么台球选手被逮捕了？
因为他被发现制造麻烦。

10. 把总是输球的台球选手称为？
失败者。