大学英语作文-BoysAndGirls

boys like fighting; girls like dressing. boys like beauties; girls like handsome guys. when we talk about the taste of man, it is full of sweat smell; when we talk about the aroma of woman, it is full of sweet smell. boys always make troubles for their parents; girls always earn praise for their parents. boys always stand when they piss; no matter they make water or have a bowel movement, they squat. most of the boys have short hair, except f4; most of the girls wear braids, except “super girls”. even in hot summer days, girls always wear more clothes than boys. each month, girls feel ill at ease in that certain week; boys always have several special nights in those uncertain days. boys are called men when grow up; girls are called women when they reach maturity. women have the contraction when are delivering a baby; men are scared by their cursing. men like cheating; women are likely to be cheated. when a girl tells you she loves you, indeed; when a boy tells you he loves you, be careful!
the reason why i am a boy is that i like what i am now. i have made a great deal with our almighty god that if i want to be a guy in next life, i should respect females and take care of them in this life.
i am trying.
男孩喜欢战⽃,⼥孩喜欢打扮。

男孩喜欢美⼥,⼥孩喜欢英俊的男⼈。

当我们谈到⼈的味道,它是充满汗⽔的⽓味;当我们谈论⼥⼈的⾹⽓,它充满了⾹味。

男孩总是让⽗母烦恼;⼥孩总是赢得赞扬他们的⽗母。

男孩总是站⼩便时,⽆论他们让⽔或排便,他们蹲。

⼤多数的男孩有短的头发,除了f4,⼤多数⼥孩⼦穿的辫⼦,除了“超⼥”。

即使在炎热的夏天,⼥⽣总是⽐男⽣多穿点⾐服。

每个⽉,⼥孩不畅快,某些⼀周,男孩总是有⼏个特殊的夜晚在不确定的那些⽇⼦⾥。

男孩被称为男⼈当长⼤后,⼥孩被称为⼥性时达到成熟。

⼥性收缩时提供⼀个婴⼉,男⼈害怕的诅咒。

男⼈喜欢欺骗,⼥⼈很可能是被骗了。

当⼀个⼥孩告诉你她爱你,事实上,当⼀个男孩告诉你他爱你,⼩⼼!
我是⼀个男孩的原因是,我喜欢现在的我。

我取得了⼀个伟⼤的处理我们的万能的上帝,如果我想要⼀个⼈在未来⽣活中,我应该尊重⼥性和照顾他们的⽣活。

我尝试。