超搞笑英文作文高中

超搞笑英文作文高中
1. So I was walking down the street, minding my own business, when I saw a dog wearing sunglasses. I mean, who does that? It was the funniest thing I've seen all week.
2. My grandma is the queen of unintentional comedy. Last week, she tried to use the TV remote to change the channel on the microwave. I couldn't stop laughing for hours.
3. Have you ever had one of those moments where you trip over absolutely nothing and everyone sees it? Yeah, that happened to me last week. I swear, the ground just jumped up and grabbed me.
4. I went to a comedy show last night and the comedian was on fire. I was laughing so hard, I almost fell out of my chair. I haven't laughed that much in ages.
5. My little sister is a walking, talking comedy show.
She's always saying the funniest things without even realizing it. I should start writing them down and make a book out of it.
6. I once tried to impress my crush by telling a joke, but I completely messed it up. I ended up laughing at my own failure, and she just looked at me like I was crazy. It was so embarrassing, but now I can laugh about it.
7. My dad thinks he's a comedian, but his jokes are so bad, they're actually good. I don't think he realizes that we're laughing at him, not with him.
8. The other day, I accidentally sent a text meant for my best friend to my boss. It was something totally inappropriate and I wanted to crawl into a hole and die. But looking back, it's pretty hilarious. I mean, who does that?。