写作业英语搞笑句子短句

写作业英语搞笑句子短句
1. "Homework is like a toothache - it's painful but it's good for you."
2. "If only homework was as easy as 'a, b, c'."
3. "Homework is the 'write' way to a headache."
4. "I have a dream that one day, homework will be optional."
5. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode while doing homework."
6. "Homework: the reason why I can't play outside."
7. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just really good at time management."
8. "Homework is like a puzzle, but with no fun pieces."
9. "If I had a dollar for every time I said 'I'll do it
later', I could pay someone to do my homework."
10. "Homework is the silent killer of my social life."
11. "I'm not saying I'm Batman, but I do have a secret homework cave."
12. "Homework is the reason I'm not a morning person."
13. "Homework is the ultimate test of patience and pen ink."
14. "Homework is like a maze - you start with enthusiasm and end up lost."
15. "I'm not a math person, but I can count the number of times I've wished homework away."
16. "Homework is like a black hole - it sucks up all your time and energy."
17. "If only 'do my homework' was a magic spell."
18. "Homework is the reason I dream of summer."
19. "Homework is like a never-ending story - it just keeps
going."
20. "I'm not avoiding homework, I'm just taking a strategic break."。