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搞笑GIF护校学生练习打针的样子,实在是太可怕了
搞笑GIF护校学生练习打针的样子，实在是太可怕了
3小时前搞笑大蛮1、熊孩子玩水枪，结果拿反了...2、大叔这是滑冰?各位请勿模仿啊!3、护校学生练习打针的样子，实在是太可怕了4、读拼音写汉字，这么填没毛病5、战马关公身上纹，果然是个社会人6、道高一尺，魔高一丈，我猜中了开头，却没有猜中结尾7、这哪里是拔罐?这根本就是拔缸啊8、这狗子的毛色好特别!9、战斗民族的救护车果然厉害，仔细一看，只有三个车轮…10、男人一旦骚起来就没有女人什么事了11、给孩子剃头剃一半没电了。
搞笑GIF:妹子这样恶搞闺蜜，还能继续做朋友吗?搞笑GIF:看了这么内涵的宣传语，女人们结婚还好意思要彩礼不?搞笑GIF:妹子撩汉遇到他女朋友，好尴尬!。
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发花絮朋友圈的文案短句
发花絮朋友圈的文案短句1. 拍摄花絮来啦,大家快来看我这难得一见的奇葩表情包~2. 拍照时的NG镜头,我的各种鬼脸全都曝光啦,快来围观吧!3. 我的百变造型你喜欢哪个?拍摄花絮曝光啦,奇葩表情包get!4. 拍照吃土也要美,各种狼狈不堪的瞬间全曝光,快来看我的糗样~5. 千辛万苦换了个造型,结果拍出来超难看,笑cry了,花絮get!6. 这些都是我的不为人知的狂野面孔,拍照NG镜头曝光,惨不忍睹!7. 大家快来围观我这难得一见的萌态,拍摄花絮捕捉到了我的奇装异服~8. 为了拍出好看的照片我可谓是煞费苦心,各种NG镜头全曝光,来吧互相伤害啊~9. 拍照时我的各种鬼脸都被摄影师捕捉到了,快来看我这绝无仅有的奇形怪状吧!10. 我的丑照中文案集锦来啦!拍摄花絮曝光我的百变造型,从傻白甜到高冷霸气任你选~11. 拍摄时光我就知道肯定有丑照,果然各种狰狞的脸全曝光了,捂脸~12. 这些都是我拍照时的NG镜头,哭笑不得的表情包全出来了,快来围观!13. 为了给你们看靓照我可没少吃苦头,各种狼狈不堪的瞬间都被摄影师捕捉到了!14. 拍照这么多年,我的丑态早晚要曝光,果然捕捉到了我的极品奇葩表情,来吧互相伤害啊!15. 这些都是我拍照时的些许小插曲,大家可以欣赏我的狼狈与奇葩,拍摄花絮get!16. 拍照时的我简直就是魔鬼的化身,所有惊悚瞬间被摄影师录制下来了,快来围观!17. 为了给你们看美照我已经煞费苦心,这些都是我的NG镜头,惨不忍睹!18. 我的丑照被曝光了!各种奇形怪状的表情包全出笼,快来围观取乐吧!19. 这些都是我拍照时的小插曲,令人捧腹的各种表情被摄影师捕捉到,快来看!20. 拍照时的糗样全曝光!我的鬼脸奇葩表情被全部捕捉,快来围观我这绝无仅有的Ensemble!21. 为了给你们拍美照我已丢弃了所有羞耻心,各种狼狈模样全曝光,快来看我出糗的精彩瞬间!22. 我的丑照被摄影师发掘出来了!奇葩的表情包全曝光,快来欣赏我这难得一见的Ensemble吧!。
纯文字表情包又来了快来拿走~
纯文字表情包又来了，快来拿走~
一点资讯为你私人定制的资讯客户端搞笑内涵图：本该注射的东西，为什么要口服？它趣2天前有个失恋的闺蜜也是苦逼我被她强吻了搞笑大蛮2天前
哈士奇是移动的表情包，那柴犬绝对就是戏精！一点也不输二哈哈士奇搞笑视频1小时前纯文字表情包又来了，快来拿走~最热表情包昨天1条评论关注播放GIF播放GIF播放GIF播放GIF播放GIF播放GIF播放GIF播放GIF播放GIF好梦~晚安~明天继续加油~点击展开全文订阅搞笑37531.4万人订阅参与精彩评论，表达你的观点^_^相关阅读搞笑内涵图：今天真倒霉，你们可能都不信我竟然被一个轮子给撞伤了10图应用内查看笑抽了没1小时前多图搞笑GIF：妹子你居然能夹碎核桃？肯定经历过苛刻的训练吧应用内查看多玩节操君1小时前
多图爆笑GIF：骨架小就是好衣服穿反了也不怕爆笑哥哥2小时前多图搞笑内涵图：哥们，如果送外卖还送妹子的话给我来一份麻辣米线笑抽了没2小时前多图内涵段子：我出差一个月，你是不是怀孕了！爆笑监狱2小时前上拉加载更多发表去应用内评论。
网上搞笑的GIF表情包怎么截取制作
GIF成为了我们的日常必备的聊天内容，给我们添加了很多的乐趣，那网上搞笑的GIF表情包怎么截取制作呢？
1、在电脑上运行迅捷GIF制作工具，在网上搜索会有很多的制作工具，为了节省大家的时间，直接安利吧！在电脑上安装此GIF制作工具之后，会看到两个选择按钮，其实功能是一样的，只是一个可以添加文件进行编辑，一个直接在线录制；
2、以在线录制为例，点击“启动屏幕录制”会自动跳出一个录制界面，打开要录制的素材，同时点击“开始”即可录制，录制结束之后，点击暂停；
3、录制完成之后会自动跳到编辑页面，可以对录制的GIF进行编辑，可以在GIF中添加文字、水印等等；
4、最后点击右上角的“另存为”，下方会有对制作的GIF的保存位置和名称的修改，然后点击“应用”即可，等待一会就可以了。
上面是网上搞笑的GIF表情包怎么截取制作的步骤，希望可以帮助到你!。
冈本かの子(日文原文)
――お母さん、そのお孃さんはおいくつです。
母親は、こゝに至つて穴にも入りたく、身の置きどころもない樣子をして、手をむやみに磨り合はせてゐたが、顏はぐつと、斜にうつ向けたまゝ、答へたくないものを答へる調子でいつた。
――あの、それが、九つなのでございまして……。
これを聞くと西原氏は、おう！ と虎のやうに叫んで、坂下目がけて驅け出した。口惜しいやうな、悲しいやうな、剽きんなやうな、何とも名状しがたい氣持ちがあとから押すやうで、西原氏は、毬のやうな身體のはずみを、坂から三四丁先きの我家まで一氣に飛ばした。そして家に有合せた酒をむやみに呑んで、誰にとも知れない恥かしいわく／＼した氣持ちで、呑んで呑み拔いた酒に醉ひつぶれて仕舞つた。
ころがせ、ころがせ、びいる樽とめて、とまらぬものならば赤い夕陽の、だら／＼坂をころがせ、ころがせ、びいる樽。
西原氏は、嫌味のないさつぱりした調子で、あの坂でつくつた自作の童謠を口ずさみ、しみじみと愉快氣に童男型でありながらまた大人風をも備へた大兵の體を振つた。
――この謠をですね、醉つて私は唄ひながら、あの坂を降りて東京市内から自宅の方へ歸つたものですよ。さうですよ。朝か、晝ごろ出れば大がい夕方醉つて私は市内から歸るのでしたよ。
いくら忠告してもこの人がたった一つよこさないものはフランス製の西洋寝巻（ねまき）だ。洋行からわたし達がかえるとき巴里（パリ）に置いて来たこどもが訣（わか）れしなに父のこの人に買って呉（く）れた寝巻だ。厚いラクダの毛。これをこの人は夏冬なしに寝巻に着る。夏は毒ですよ、といってもききはしない。そして枕につくとき云（い）う「こどもはどうして居（い）るかな」
经典小笑话大全爆笑
经典小笑话大全爆笑1、八一到了，带上祝福，带上老婆，带上孩子，请你检阅，这就是今晚陪你一起吃饭的全部阵容，你要负责，带上钱包。
2、儿子大龄未婚。
父：你都这么大了，到了该找老婆的时候了。
子：是呀，我知道。
但在茫茫人海中，我去找谁的老婆呢？3、昨天问男友，是不是其实你是富二代，一直考验我啊？男友兴奋的说，我也一直觉得我是富二代，是不是我爸考验我啊！4、金钱是一种有用的东西，但是只有在你觉得知足的时候，它才会带给你快乐。
所以你应该多余的钱交给我：别动，打劫！5、男朋友：为什么我每次吻你的时候，你老是闭上了眼睛呢？女朋友：表示我没有看见啊。
6、经常有人问我：你还好么？你看起来很累。
你看起来有疑问。
你生气了么？你生病了么？我都会统一回复：我就长这样。
7、柳宗元被逮了，在狱中遇到了李白，问因何入狱，李说："造谣罪，飞流直下三千尺，人家量了，没那么长"。
8、早晨扣门的第一屡风儿是我对你的忠心问候；深夜不落的星星是我献给你的晚安祝福。
9、网上岁月如飞刀，刀刀无情催人老。
**身体最重要，上网不要熬通宵。
为把身体保养好，两点以前睡觉觉。
10、列车启动了，列车员叫一位漂亮女士把门关上，女郎说：我还没和妹妹吻别呢！列车员：把门关上好了，其余的事我来负责。
11、小鸟的梦想是自由飞翔；小猪的梦想是长的壮壮；小鱼的梦想是畅游海洋；你的梦想是——稻草一筐：趴在里面下个蛋吧！12、甲：你为啥哭得这么惨？乙：我被女友往背上打了一掌。
甲：你的女友又不会用铁砂掌，打一掌至于痛到大哭吗？乙：可她会用仙人掌！13、如果你是一杯咖啡，我愿是一粒糖，微微地甜在你心间。
如果你是一张白纸，我愿是颜料，为你谱画出五彩缤纷的人生！14、一个迷路的精灵，他送了我一个装满幸福的宝盒，开启的瞬间幸福洒向正在看短信的您，愿您及家人永远幸福、天天快乐！15、粉丝问郭德纲：郭先生的粉丝数量近期终于超越了苍井空老师，郭先生对此有何感想？郭德纲：光头的终于干过光身子的了！16、喜鹊来，妈妈说这是喜鸟是客；燕子来，妈妈说这是益鸟是客；乌鸦来，孩子问你也是客人吗？乌鸦叫：Yes，吾乃黑客！17、从家里带了条大半年没用过的旧毛巾，到公司抹办公桌。
30张搞笑图片大合集，我看一次笑一次
30张搞笑图⽚⼤合集，我看⼀次笑⼀次1.看我的晚饭，你们没吃过吧，哈哈哈哈~
2.扎⼼吗？兄弟？
3.这是个什么玩意⼉？
4.吃饱好⼲活？
5.过分啦啊~
6.以毒攻毒？
7.你说的有道理~
8.葫芦娃：嘚，妖精，放了我爷爷~
9.⽤⼀次就扔吗？
10.我在⽹上买了对⼉美瞳，然后到东北以后........差点没吓死我~
11.我的卸妆⽔冻住了，这是让我冰敷吗？
12.“沙雕室友的朋友圈”~
13.有点惨，可是我为什么想笑？
14.⽼师：早这样不就⾏了？
15.谁有我的朋友厉害？
16.哈哈哈哈哈哈~
17.那是为什么呢？
18.⽐起⽼⿏我更害怕这个⼥⼈
19.这是啥？哈哈哈哈哈哈~
20.有点慌啊~
23.不要问我它是怎么上去的，因为我也不知道~
24.来，最新的遛狗⽅式，⼤家学起来~
25.吓得我掉了⼿⾥的鸡腿~
26.兄弟，挺住，此时你的队友还在来的路上~
27.哈哈哈哈，亮点不是上边，⽽是底下评论~
28.请？你给我请⼀个看看
29.你看看⼈家！
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REFCAPR1INR2INR3INADS8509 SLAS324C–OCTOBER2004–REVISED APRIL2010 16-BIT250-KSPS SERIAL CMOS SAMPLING ANALOG-TO-DIGITAL CONVERTERCheck for Samples:ADS8509FEATURES DESCRIPTION•250-kHz Sampling Rate The ADS8509is a complete16-bit samplinganalog-to-digital(A/D)converter using state-of-the-art •4-V,5-V,10-V,±3.33-V,±5-V,and±10-V InputCMOS structures.It contains a complete16-bit, Rangescapacitor-based,successive approximation register •±2LSB Max INL(SAR)A/D converter with sample-and-hold,•±1LSB Max DNL,16-Bit No Missing Codes reference,clock,and a serial data interface.Data canbe output using the internal clock or can be •SPI Compatible Serial Output with Daisy-Chainsynchronized to an external data clock.The ADS8509 (TAG)Featurealso provides an output synchronization pulse for •Single5-V Supplyease of use with standard DSP processors.•Pin-Compatible with ADS7809(Low Speed)The ADS8509is specified at a250-kHz sampling rate and12-Bit ADS8508/7808over the full temperature range.Precision resistors •Uses Internal or External Reference provide various input ranges including±10V and0V •70-mW Typ Power Dissipation at250KSPS to5V,while the innovative design allows operationfrom a single+5-V supply with power dissipation •20-Pin SO and28-Pin SSOP Packagesunder100mW.•Simple DSP InterfaceThe ADS8509is available in20-pin SO and28-pinSSOP packages,both fully specified for operation APPLICATIONSover the industrial-40°C to85°C temperature range.•Industrial Process Control•Data Acquisition Systems•Digital Signal Processing•Medical Equipment•InstrumentationPlease be aware that an important notice concerning availability,standard warranty,and use in critical applications of TexasInstruments semiconductor products and disclaimers thereto appears at the end of this data sheet.All trademarks are the property of their respective owners.ADS8509SLAS324C–OCTOBER2004–REVISED This integrated circuit can be damaged by ESD.Texas Instruments recommends that all integrated circuits be handled with appropriate precautions.Failure to observe proper handling and installation procedures can cause damage.ESD damage can range from subtle performance degradation to complete device failure.Precision integrated circuits may be more susceptible to damage because very small parametric changes could cause the device not to meet its published specifications.PACKAGE/ORDERING INFORMATION(1)MINIMUMNO MINIMUM SPECIFICATIONRELATIVE PACKAGE PACKAGE ORDERING TRANSPORT PRODUCT MISSING SINAD TEMPERATUREACCURACY LEAD DESIGNATOR NUMBER MEDIA,QTY CODE(dB)RANGE(LSB)ADS8509IBDW Tube,25SO-20DWADS8509IBDWR Tape and Reel,2000 ADS8509IB±21685–40°C to85°CADS8509IBDB Tube,50SSOP-28DBADS8509IBDBR Tape and Reel,2000ADS8509IDW Tube,25SO-20DWADS8509IDWR Tape and Reel,2000 ADS8509I±31583–40°C to85°CADS8509IDB Tube,50SSOP-28DBADS8509IDBR Tape and Reel,2000 (1)For the most current package and ordering information,see the Package Option Addendum at the end of this document,or visit thedevice product folder on .ABSOLUTE MAXIMUM RATINGSover operating free-air temperature range(unless otherwise noted)(1)UNITR1IN±25VR2IN±25VAnalog inputs R3IN±25VREF+V ANA+0.3V to AGND2–0.3VCAP Indefinite short to AGND2,momentary short to V ANADGND,AGND2±0.3VV ANA6VGround voltage differencesV DIG to V ANA0.3VV DIG6VDigital inputs–0.3V to+V DIG+0.3VMaximum junction temperature165°CStorage temperature range–65°C to150°CInternal power dissipation700mWLead temperature(soldering,1.6mm from case10seconds)260°C(1)All voltage values are with respect to network ground terminal.ADS8509 SLAS324C–OCTOBER2004–REVISED APRIL2010ELECTRICAL CHARACTERISTICSAt T A=–40°C to85°C,f s=250kHz,V DIG=V ANA=5V,using internal reference and0.1%,0.25-W fixed resistors(seeFigure29and Figure30)(unless otherwise specified)ADS8509I ADS8509IB PARAMETER TEST CONDITIONS UNITMIN TYP MAX MIN TYP MAX Resolution1616Bits ANALOG INPUTVoltage range(1)Impedance(1)Capacitance5050pF THROUGHPUT SPEEDConversion cycle Acquire and convert44m s Throughput rate250250kHzDC ACCURACYINL Integral linearity error–33–22LSB(2) DNL Differential linearity error–22–11LSB No missing codes1516Bits Transition noise(3)11LSB±10-V Range Int.ref.with0.1%external fixed–0.50.5–0.50.5 Full-scale%FSRresistorserror(4)(5)All other ranges–0.50.5–0.50.5Full-scale error drift Int.ref.±7±7ppm/°C±10-V Range Ext.ref.with0.1%external–0.50.5–0.50.5 Full-scale%FSRfixed resistorserror(4)(5)All other ranges–0.50.5–0.50.5Full-scale error drift Ext.ref.±2±2ppm/°C Bipolar zero error(4)–1010–55mV Bipolar zero error drift±0.4±0.4ppm/°C10-V Range–55–55 Unipolar zeromV 4-V and5-V–33–33 error(4)RangeUnipolar zero error drift±2±2ppm/°C Recovery to rated accuracy after1-m F Capacitor to CAP11ms power downPower supply sensitivity–88–88+4.75V<V D<+5.25V LSB (V DIG=V ANA=V D)AC ACCURACYSFDR Spurious-free dynamic range f I=20kHz90999599dB(6) THD Total harmonic distortion f I=20kHz–98–90–98–93dBSINAD f I=20kHz83888588dB Signal-to-(noise+distortion)–60-dB Input3032dB SNR Signal-to-noise ratio f I=20kHz83888688dB Full-power bandwidth(7)500500kHz SAMPLING DYNAMICSAperture delay55ns Transient response FS Step22m s Overvoltage recovery(8)150150ns(1)±10V,0V to5V,etc.(see Table2).For normal operation,the analog input should not exceed configured range±20%.(2)LSB means least significant bit.For the±10-V input range,one LSB is305m V.(3)Typical rms noise at worst case transitions and temperatures.(4)As measured with fixed resistors shown in Figure29and Figure30.Adjustable to zero with external potentiometer.Factory calibratedwith0.1%,0.25-W resistors.(5)For bipolar input ranges,full-scale error is the worst case of–full-scale or+full-scale uncalibrated deviation from ideal first and last codetransitions,divided by the transition voltage(not divided by the full-scale range)and includes the effect of offset error.For unipolar input ranges,full-scale error is the deviation of the last code transition divided by the transition voltage.It also includes the effect of offset error.(6)All specifications in dB are referred to a full-scale±10-V input.(7)Full-power bandwidth is defined as the full-scale input frequency at which signal-to-(noise+distortion)degrades to60dB.(8)Recovers to specified performance after2x FS input overvoltage.ADS8509SLAS324C–OCTOBER2004–REVISED ELECTRICAL CHARACTERISTICS(continued)At T A=–40°C to85°C,f s=250kHz,V DIG=V ANA=5V,using internal reference and0.1%,0.25-W fixed resistors(seeFigure29and Figure30)(unless otherwise specified)ADS8509I ADS8509IB PARAMETER TEST CONDITIONS UNITMIN TYP MAX MIN TYP MAX REFERENCEInternal reference voltage No load 2.48 2.5 2.52 2.48 2.5 2.52VInternal reference source current11m A (must use external buffer)Internal reference drift88ppm/°CExternal reference voltage range 2.3 2.5 2.7 2.3 2.5 2.7V for specified linearityExternal reference current drain Ext.2.5-V ref.100100m A DIGITAL INPUTSLogic levelsV IL Low-level input voltage–0.30.8–0.30.8VV IH High-level input voltage 2.0V DIG+0.3V 2.0V DIG+0.3V VI IL Low-level input current V IL=0V±10±10m AI IH High-level input current V IH=5V±10±10m A DIGITAL OUTPUTSData format(serial16-bits)Data coding(binary2'scomplement or straight binary)Pipeline delay(conversion resultsonly available after completedconversion)Data clock(selectable for internalor external data clock)Internal clock(output only when EXT/INT Low99MHz transmitting data)External clock(can run EXT/INT High0.1260.126continually but not recommended MHz for optimum performance)V OL Low-level output voltage I SINK=1.6mA0.40.4VV OH High-level output voltage I SOURCE=500m A44VHi-Z State,±5±5m A Leakage currentV OUT=0V to V DIGOutput capacitance Hi-Z State1515pF POWER SUPPLIESV DIG Digital input voltage 4.755 5.25 4.755 5.25VV ANA Analog input voltage 4.755 5.25 4.755 5.25VMust be≤V ANAI DIG Digital input current44mAI ANA Analog input current1010mA POWER DISSIPATIONPWRD Low f S=250kHz7010070100mW PWRD High5050m W TEMPERATURE RANGESpecified performance–4085–4085°C Derated performance(9)–55125–55125°C Storage–65150–65150°C THERMAL RESISTANCE(q JA)SSOP6262°C/W SO4646°C/W (9)The internal reference may not be started correctly beyond the industrial temperature range(–40°C to85°C),therefore use of anexternal reference is recommended.V DIG V ANA BUSY CS R/C TAG DATA DATACLKSYNCR1IN AGND1REF CAP AGND2R2IN R3IN SB/BTC EXT/INT DGNDPWRD R1IN AGND1REF CAP AGND2R2IN R3IN SB/BTC EXT/INT DGNDNC NC NC NC V DIG V ANA BUSY CS NC NC R/C NCTAG PWRD DATA DATACLK SYNCNC ADS8509SLAS324C –OCTOBER 2004–REVISED APRIL 2010PIN CONFIGURATIONSDW PACKAGESO-20(TOP VIEW)DB PACKAGE SSOP-28(TOP VIEW)ADS8509SLAS324C–OCTOBER2004–REVISED Terminal FunctionsTERMINALDESCRIPTIONNAME DB NO.DW NO.I/OAGND122–Analog ed internally as ground reference point.Minimal current flow.AGND297–Analog groundBUSY2517O Busy output.Falls when a conversion is started and remains low until the conversion is completedand the data is latched into the output shift register.CAP65–Reference buffer capacitor.2.2-m F Tantalum to ground.CS2416–Chip select.Internally ORed with R/C.DATA1713O Serial data output.Data is synchronized to DATACLK with the format determined by the level ofSB/BTC.In the external clock mode,after16bits of data,the ADS8509outputs the level input onTAG as long as CS is low and R/C is high(see Figure8and Figure9).If EXT/INT is low,data isvalid on both the rising and falling edges of DATACLK,and between conversions DATA stays atthe level of the TAG input when the conversion was started.DATACLK1612I/O Either an input or an output depending on the EXT/INT level.Output data is synchronized to thisclock.If EXT/INT is low,DATACLK transmits16pulses after each conversion and then remainslow between conversions.DGND1410–Digital groundEXT/INT139–Selects external or internal clock for transmitting data.If high,data is output synchronized to theclock input on DATACLK.If low,a convert command initiates the transmission of the data from theprevious conversion,along with16-clock pulses output on DATACLK.NC5,8,10,––No connect11,18,20,22,23PWRD2618I Power down input.If high,conversions are inhibited and power consumption is significantlyreduced.Results from the previous conversion are maintained in the output shift register.R/C2115I Read/convert input.With CS low,a falling edge on R/C puts the internal sample-and-hold into thehold state and starts a conversion.When EXT/INT is low,this also initiates the transmission of thedata results from the previous conversion.If EXT/INT is high,a rising edge on R/C with CS low ora falling edge on CS with R/C high transmits a pulse on SYNC and initiates the transmission ofdata from the previous conversion.REF76I/O Reference input/output.Outputs internal2.5-V reference.Can also be driven by external systemreference.In both cases,bypass to ground with a2.2-m F tantalum capacitor.R1IN11I Analog input.See Table2for input range connections.R2IN33I Analog input.See Table2for input range connections.R3IN44I Analog input.See Table2for input range connections.SB/BTC128I Select straight binary or binary2's complement data output format.If high,data is output in astraight binary format.If low,data is output in a binary2's complement format.SYNC1511O Sync output.This pin is used to supply a data synchronization pulse when the EXT level is highand at least one external clock pulse has occurred when not in the read mode.See the externalclock modes desciptions.TAG1914I Tag input for use in the external clock mode.If EXT is high,digital data input from TAG is outputon DATA with a delay that is dependent on the external clock mode.See Figure8and Figure9.V ANA2719I Analog supply input.Nominally+5V.Connect directly to pin20and decouple to ground with0.1-m F ceramic and10-m F tantalum capacitors.V DIG2820I Digital supply input.Nominally+5V.Connect directly to pin19.Must be≤V ANA.CS R/CExternal DATACLKCS Set Low, Discontinuous Ext DATACLKR/C CSExternal DATACLKR/C Set Low, Discontinuous Ext DATACLKCSR/CBUSYExternal DATACLKCS Set Low, Discontinuous Ext DATACLKADS8509SLAS324C –OCTOBER 2004–REVISED APRIL 2010TIMING REQUIREMENTS,T A =–40°C to 85°CPARAMETERMIN TYPMAXUNIT t w1Pulse duration,convert 40ns t d1Delay time,BUSY from R/C low 620ns t w2Pulse duration,BUSY low2.2m s t d2Delay time,BUSY,after end of conversion 5ns t d3Delay time,aperture 5ns t conv Conversion time 2.2m s t acq Acquisition time 1.8m s t conv +t acqCycle time4m s t d4Delay time,R/C low to internal DATACLK output 270ns t c1Cycle time,internal DATACLK110ns t d5Delay time,data valid to internal DATACLK high 1535ns t d6Delay time,data valid after internal DATACLK low 2035ns t c2Cycle time,external DATACLK 35ns t w3Pulse duration,external DATACLK high 15ns t w4Pulse duration,external DATACLK low15ns t su1Setup time,R/C rise/fall to external DATACLK high 15ns t su2Setup time,R/C transition to CS transition 10ns t d7Delay time,SYNC,after external DATACLK high 335ns t d8Delay time,data valid 220ns t d9Delay time,CS to rising edge10ns t d10Delay time,previous data available after CS,R/C low 2m s t su3Setup time,BUSY transition to first external DATACLK 5ns t d11Delay time,final external DATACLK to BUSY falling edge 1m s t su3Setup time,TAG valid 0ns t h1Hold time,TAG valid2nsPARAMETER MEASUREMENT INFORMATIONFigure 1.Critical TimingR/CBUSYSTATUSInternal DATACLKDATA8starts READCS, EXT/INT , and TAG are tied lowBUSYSTATUSExternal DATACLKDATA Nth Data(N+1)th Data TAG = 0No more data to shift outNo more data to shift outTAG = 0TAG = 0TAG = 0TAG = 0R/CEXT/INT tied high, CS and TAG are tied lowt w1 + t su1 starts READt ADS8509SLAS324C –OCTOBER 2004–REVISED APRIL 2010PARAMETER MEASUREMENT INFORMATION (continued)Figure 2.Basic Conversion Timing (Internal DATACLK -Read Previous Data During Conversion)Figure 3.Basic Conversion Timing (External DATACLK)EXT/INT tied high, CS tied lowt w1 + t su1 starts READRising DATACLK change DATA, t w1 + t su1 Starts READTAG is not recommended for this mode. There is not enough time to do so without violating t d11.ADS8509SLAS324C –OCTOBER 2004–REVISED APRIL 2010PARAMETER MEASUREMENT INFORMATION (continued)Figure 4.Read After Conversion (Discontinuous External DATACLK)Figure 5.Read During Conversion (Discontinuous External DATACLK)ADS8509SLAS324C–OCTOBER2004–REVISED PARAMETER MEASUREMENT INFORMATION(continued)EXT/INT tied high, CS tied low t w1 + t su1 starts READFigure6.Read After Conversion With SYNC(Discontinuous External DATACLK)t w1 + t su1 Starts READTAG is not recommended for this mode. There is not enoughtime to do so without violating t d11.Figure7.Read During Conversion With SYNC(Discontinuous External DATACLK)E x t e r n a l D A T A C L KC SR /CB U S YS Y N CD A T AT A GFigure 8.Conversion and Read Timing with Continuous External DATACLK Tied High)ReadAfter Conversions (Not Recommended)Copyright ©2004–2010,Texas Instruments Incorporated 11E D A T A GFigure 9.Conversion and Read Timing with Continous External DATACLK Tied High)ReadPrevious Conversion Results During Conversion (Not Recommended)S F D R − S p u r i o u s F r e e D y n a m i c R a n g e − d BT A − Free-Air Temperature − 5CT H D − T o t a l H a r m o n i c D i s t o r t i o n − d BT A − Free-Air Temperature − 5CS N R −S i g n a l -t o -N o i s e R a t i o − d B707580859095100−402585T A − Free-Air Temperature − 5C−402585S I N A D − S i g n a l -T o -N o i s e a n d D i s t o r t i o n − d BT A − Free-Air Temperature − 5CS I N A D − S i g n a l -T o -N o i s e a n d D i s t o r t i o n − d B657075808590110100f i − Input Frequency − kHz657075808590110100S N R − S i g n a l -t o -N o i s e R a t i o − d Bf i − Input Frequency − kHzTYPICAL CHARACTERISTICSSPURIOUS FREE DYNAMIC RANGETOTAL HARMONIC DISTORTIONvsvsFREE-AIR TEMPERATUREFREE-AIR TEMPERATUREFigure 10.Figure 11.SIGNAL-TO-NOISE RATIOSIGNAL-TO-NOISE AND DISTORTIONvsvsFREE-AIR TEMPERATUREFREE-AIR TEMPERATUREFigure 12.Figure 13.SIGNAL-TO-NOISE RATIOSIGNAL-TO-NOISE AND DISTORTIONvsvsINPUT FREQUENCYINPUT FREQUENCYFigure 14.Figure 15.Copyright ©2004–2010,Texas Instruments Incorporated 13707580859095100105110100S F D R − S p u r i o u s F r e e D y n a m i c R a n g e − d Bf i − Input Frequency − kHz−70−75−80−85−90−95−100−105110100T H D − T o t a l H a r m o n i c D i s t o r t i o n − d Bf i− Input Frequency − kHzI n t e r n a l R e f e r e n c e V o l t a g e − V T A − Free-Air Temperature − 5CB i p o l a r Z e r o S c a l e E r r o r − m VT A − Free-Air Temperature − 5CT A − Free-Air Temperature − 5C F u l l S c a l e E r r o r − %F S R1011121314151617181920−40−25−1052035506580S u p p l y C u r r e n t − m AT A − Free-Air Temperature − 5CSPURIOUS FREE DYNAMIC RANGETOTAL HARMONIC DISTORTIONvsvsINPUT FREQUENCYINPUT FREQUENCYFigure 16.Figure 17.INTERNAL REFERENCE VOLTAGEBIPOLAR ZERO SCALE ERRORvsvsFREE-AIR TEMPERATUREFREE-AIR TEMPERATUREFigure 18.Figure 19.FULL SCALE ERRORSUPPLY CURRENTvsvsFREE-AIR TEMPERATUREFigure 20.Figure 21.P e r f o r m a n c eESR − Resistance − WH i t sCode16384327684915265536I N L − L S B sCode16384327684915265536D N L − L S B sCodePERFORMANCEvsHISTOGRAMFigure 22.Figure 23.INTEGRAL NONLINEARITYFigure 24.DIFFERENTIAL NONLINEARITYFigure 25.Copyright ©2004–2010,Texas Instruments Incorporated 15255075100125A m p l i t u d e − d Bf − Frequency − kHzFFT (20-kHz Input)Figure 26.BASIC OPERATIONTwo signals control conversion in the ADS8509:CS and R/C.These two signals are internally ORed together.To start a conversion the chip must be selected,low,and the conversion signal must be active,low.Either signal can be brought low first.Conversion starts on the falling edge of the second signal.BUSY goes low when conversion starts and returns high after the data from that conversion is shifted into the internal storage register.Sampling begins when BUSY goes high.To reduce the number of control pins can be tied low permanently.The pin now controls conversion and data reading exclusively.In the external clock mode this means that the ADS8509clocks out data whenever R/C is brought high and the external clock is active.In the internal clock mode data is clocked out every convert cycle regardless of the states of CS and R/C.The ADS8509provides a TAG input for cascading multiple converters together.READING DATAThe conversion result is available as soon as BUSY returns to high,therefore data always represents the conversion previously completed even when it is read during a conversion.The ADS8509outputs serial data in either straight binary or binary two’s compliment format.The pin controls the format.Data is shifted out MSB first.The first conversion immediately following a power-up does not produce a valid conversion result.Data can be clocked out with either the internally generated clock or with an external clock.The pin controls this function.If an external clock is used,the TAG input can be used to daisy-chain multiple ADS8509data pins together.INTERNAL DATACLKIn internal clock mode data for the previous conversion is clocked out during each conversion period.The internal data clock is synchronized to the internal conversion clock so that is does not interfere with the conversion process.The DATACLK pin becomes an output when EXT/INT is low.16Clock pulses are generated at the beginning of each conversion after timing t 8is satisfied,i.e.only the previous conversion result can be read during conversion.DATACLK returns to low when it is inactive.The 16bits of serial data are shifted out the DATA pin synchronous to this clock with each bit available on a rising and then a falling edge.The DATA pin returns to the state of the TAG pin input sensed at the start of transmission.EXTERNAL DATACLKThe external clock mode offers several ways to retrieve conversion results.However,since the external clock cannot be synchronized to the internal conversion clock care must be taken to avoid corrupting the data.When is set high,the and signals control the read state.When the read state is initiated,the result from the previously completed conversion is shifted out the DATA pin synchronous to the external clock that is connected to the DATACLK pin.Each bit is available on a falling and then a rising edge.The maximum external clock speed of28.5MHz allows data to be shifted out quickly either at the beginning of conversion or the beginning of sampling.There are several modes of operation available when using an external clock.It is recommended that the external clock run only while reading data.This is discontinuous clock mode.Since the external clock is not synchronized to the internal clock that controls conversion slight changes in the external clock can cause conflicts that can corrupt the conversion process.Specifications with a continuously running external clock cannot be ensured.It is especially important that the external clock does not run during the second half of the conversion cycle(approximately the time period specified by t d11,see the TIMING REQUIREMENTS table).In discontinuous clock mode data can be read during conversion or during sampling,with or without a SYNC pulse.Data read during conversion must meet the t d11timing specification.Data read during sampling must be complete before starting a conversion.Whether reading during sampling or during conversion a SYNC pulse is generated whenever at least one rising edge of the external clock occurs while the part is not in the read state.In the discontinuous external clock with SYNC mode a SYNC pulse follows the first rising edge after the read command.The data is shifted out after the SYNC pulse.The first rising clock edge after the read command generates a SYNC pulse.The SYNC pulse can be detected on the next falling edge and then the next rising edge.Successively,each bit can be read first on the falling edge and then on the next rising edge.Thus17clock pulses after the read command are required to read on the falling edge.18Clock pulses are necessary to read on the rising edge.Table1.DATACLK PulsesDATACLK PULSES REQUIREDDESCRIPTIONWITH SYNC WITHOUT SYNCRead on falling edge of DATACLK1716Read on rising edge of DATACLK1817If the clock is entirely inactive when not in the read state a SYNC pulse is not generated.In this case the first rising clock edge shifts out the MSB.The MSB can be read on the first falling edge or on the next rising edge.In this discontinuous external clock mode with no SYNC,16clocks are necessary to read the data on the falling edge and17clocks for reading on the rising edge.Data always represents the conversion already completed.TAG FEATUREThe TAG feature allows the data from multiple ADS8509converters to be read on a single serial line.The converters are cascaded together using the DATA pins as outputs and the TAG pins as inputs as illustrated in Figure27.The DATA pin of the last converter drives the processor's serial data input.Data is then shifted through each converter,synchronous to the externally supplied data clock,onto the serial data line.The internal clock cannot be used for this configuration.The preferred timing uses the discontinuous external data clock during the sampling period.Data must be read during the sampling period because there is not sufficient time to read data from multiple converters during a conversion period without violating the t d11constraint(see the EXTERNAL DATACLOCK section).The sampling period must be sufficiently long to allow all data words to be read before starting a new conversion.Note,in Figure27,that a NULL bit separates the data word from each converter.The state of the DATA pin at the end of a READ cycle reflects the state of the TAG pin at the start of the cycle.This is true in all READ modes,including the internal clock mode.For example,when a single converter is used in internal clock mode, the state of the TAG pin determines the state of the DATA pin after all16bits have shifted out.When multiple converters are cascaded together,this state forms the NULL bit that separates the words.Thus,with the TAG pin of the first converter grounded as shown in Figure27the NULL bit becomes a zero between each data word.Copyright©2004–2010,Texas Instruments Incorporated17.Figure27.Timing of TAG Feature With Single Conversion(Using External DATACLK)ANALOG INPUTSThe ADS8509has six analog input ranges as shown in Table2.The offset and gain specifications are factory calibrated with0.1%,0.25-W,external resistors as shown in Figure29and Figure30.The external resistors can be omitted if larger gain and offset errors are acceptable or if using software calibration.The hardware trim circuitry shown in Figure29and Figure30can reduce the errors to zero.The analog input pins R1IN,R2IN,and R3IN have±25-V overvoltage protection.The input signal must be referenced to AGND1.This minimizes the ground loop problem typical to analog designs.The analog input should be driven by a low impedance source.A typical driving circuit using OPA627or OPA132is shown in Figure28.The ADS8509can operate with its internal2.5-V reference or an external reference.An external reference connected to pin6(REF)bypasses the internal reference.The external reference must drive the4-kΩresistor that separates pin6from the internal reference(see the illustration on page1).The load varies with the difference between the internal and external reference voltages.The external reference voltage can vary from 2.3V to2.7V.The internal reference is approximately2.5V.The reference,whether internal or external,is buffered internally with a buffer with its output on pin5(CAP).The ADS8509is factory tested with2.2-m F capacitors connected to pins5and6(CAP and REF).Each capacitor should be placed as close as possible to its pin.The capacitor on pin6band limits the internal reference noise.A smaller capacitor can be used but it may degrade SNR and SINAD.The capacitor on pin5stabilizes the reference buffer and provides switching charge to the CDAC during conversion.Capacitors smaller than1m F can cause the buffer to become unstable and may not hold sufficient charge for the CDAC.The parts are tested to specifications with2.2m F so larger capacitors are not necessary.The equivalent series resistor(ESR)of these compensation capacitors is also critical.The total ESR must be kept under3Ω.See the TYPICAL CHARACTERISTICS section concerning how ESR affects performance.Neither the internal reference nor the buffer should be used to drive an external load.Such loading can degrade performance.Any load on the internal reference causes a voltage drop across the4-kΩresistor and affects gain. The internal buffer is capable of driving±2-mA loads but any load can cause perturbations of the reference at the CDAC,degrading performance.It should be pointed out that,unlike other competitor’s parts with similar input structure,the ADS8509does not require a second high-speed amplifier used as a buffer to isolate the CAP pin from the signal dependent current in the R3IN pin but can tolerate it if one does exist.。
电脑上怎么制作搞笑的GIF动态图
王境泽以“真香定律”火爆整个表情包界，不仅仅如此，表情包在我们日常聊天中使用也较为广泛，表情包不仅可以活跃聊天的氛围，还可以缓解尴尬，但是很多人都没有自己制作过属于自己的GIF吧！那电脑上怎么制作搞笑的GIF动态图呢？
1、手机中有很多的GIF制作工具，但是功能都比较单一，而且操作不是很方便，所以今天小编带给大家的是一个电脑端的GIF制作工具；
2、在电脑上安装迅捷GIF制作工具，可以对已有视频或者图片直接进行GIF的编辑，也可以直接在线录制哦！
3、运行之后会出现两个选择，一个是“启动屏幕录制”，一个是“启动GIF编辑器”，直接在线录制的话选择前者，其他的都可以选择后者；
4、小编直接录制一个GIF吧！点击“启动屏幕录制”会出现一个录制框，可以录制电脑上出现的任意内容，录制框的大小也是可以调整的；
5、录制完成之后，出现的编辑栏可以对GIF自定义编辑，比如常用的是文字和水印等等，可以添加自己想要添加的内容；
6、最后一步就是将制作好的GIF保存起来，同时GIF的保存位置和名称是可以直接在保存前设置好的。
上面是电脑上怎么制作搞笑的GIF动态图的方法，希望可以帮助到你！。
小笑话大全笑破你的肚子
小笑话大全笑破你的肚子超冷笑话笑破你的肚子篇11、大学的时候，我问一个哥们曼联的战况如何，他激动地说：“曼联输了，贝克汉姆领到两张黄盘下场了！”2、刚上大学，某某训，连长不知道是哪里的口音，喊口令，“向左钻！”“向右钻！”3、大学时候，听见一个女生点菜：“师傅，炒一盘酸辣土豆丝，不要放土豆！”4、中午做饭，妈妈给我一盆胡萝卜：“去，把胡萝卜切成肉丁！”5、当年找工作时，主考官问我哪年毕业的。
我本来是要说2000年的，结果一激动说：“两千年前……”，更瀑布汗的是，主考官竟然“噢”了一声，说：“孔子的学生吧？”6、记得有一次去买一种叫伊丽莎白的水果，我张口就说：“老板，莎士比亚多少钱？”老板当场就呆了……超冷笑话笑破你的肚子篇21、宿舍老四下床找了半天拖鞋，没有，问大家：我的鞋拖到哪里去了？2、单位祝词，一位领导说：“祝大家身体愉快……”憋住，没词了。
3、我有次去买羊肉串，伸出4个手指对老板说：“来3根羊肉串。
”老板懵了：“几根？”我又伸出3个手指说“4根”……5、本人姓朱，管理单位机房。
有次有人打我手机：“鸡科长，你在猪房吗？”当时狂骂那家伙一顿！6、在食堂排队，听见旁边一男生说：“师傅，来碗‘子弹菜花’汤！”（紫菜蛋花汤）哈哈，笑得我喷汤了。
7、20日在米线店吃饭，米线上得很慢，等得我饿得要死，终于按耐不住拍桌咆哮，本想说再不上米线我就把桌子掀了！结果说成：“老板！再不上米线我就把桌子吃了！”全店沉默3秒后爆笑到桌子下面……丢人……8、爸妈吵架，我爸气得说了句：“我给你滚出去！”9、高中的时候打篮球，A得球后，无私地传给了B，B轻松进球。
过了一会，B得球，A大声喊着把球传给他，B却自己把球投出，结果A大怒喊道：“刚才真是瞎了我的狗眼……”全场笑晕。
10、印象里小学时的班长极其严肃，一次自习课，教室里人声鼎沸，班长维护了几次秩序之后终于忍无可忍，站起来一拍桌子怒吼道：“谁再吵，把他嘴打断！”……全班肃静超冷笑话笑破你的肚子篇31、老师问一同学怎么减少白色污染？同学答：把饭盒做成蓝色2、飞机上，一位空中小姐问一个小女孩说：“为什么飞机飞这么高都不会撞到星星呢？”小女孩回答到：“我知道，因为星星会‘闪’啊！”3、有一只北极熊和一只企鹅在一起耍，企鹅把身上的毛一根一根地拔了下来，拔完之后，对北极熊说：“好冷哦！“北极熊听了，也把自己身上的毛一根一根地拔了下来，转头对企鹅说：“果然很冷！”4、美国人∶你看过木头做的杯子吗？中国人∶没有！美国人∶那为什麽你们中国字的“杯“是木字旁？中国人∶“杯“字旁边不是有个“不“字吗！也就是说它不是木头做的。
每日最新幽默段子_每日一句爆笑段子大全
每日最新幽默段子_每日一句爆笑段子大全在非正式场合，说点幽默的段子，能够很好的调动大家的积极性，活跃现场气氛。
以下便是店铺为大家整理的每日一句幽默搞笑段子，希望大家能够喜欢。
每日幽默段子摘抄1. 一个孕妇怀孕了快要生了，睡觉的时候小孩在肚子里动来动去的睡不着，老公问她，你怎么还没睡。
老婆：还不是你儿子在里面动来动去的，老公：他是不是知道自己快要出生了，在里面收拾行李!2. 妈妈长得特别漂亮，总嫌我不好看。
有一天又说我，我终于忍不住反驳：“谁让你不整明白再生出来的!”她说：“告诉你多少次了，你是我捡的!”我说：“那你不挑个好的捡?”“好的谁扔啊!”行!妈，你赢了!3. 今天晨跑的时侯遇见一大胸美女，我笑问：美女，跑步的时候胸一抖一抖的不舒服吧?美女白了我一眼：你们男人一甩一甩的难道很舒服?我沉默了，低头紧跑了几步，哎，我要是有的甩就好了4. 老婆躺床上，娇滴滴的问我“老公，我是你的什么呀?”哥在游戏，想都没想“你是我的优乐美啊!”“那你玩什么游戏，还不快把你的管子给老娘插进来!”5. 恋爱结婚这事儿比的就是谁臭不要脸。
当初有真爱但不敢表白的，毁了一批，在一起之后因为对方家里反对，又难为走了一批，相处的时候因为吵架不好意思跟对方从道歉求和好，又逼走了一批，熬到最后能喜结连理的，都是那些胆大心细脸皮厚的终极英雄。
6. 今天老婆刚回家，刚一进门我就突然地抱住了她，她大声喊道：流氓!我笑道：你再喊我流氓我就把你办了!现在都两个小时了过去老婆仍不停地在喊“流氓流氓流氓。
”7. 暗恋已久的女神表白了;女神：“我喜欢一个人。
”我：“谁?”女神：“我喜欢一个人。
”我：“谁啊?”女神：“我喜欢一个人!”我：“到底谁啊?”女神：“姐喜欢单身!”8. 女：我已经有男朋友了。
男：我不介意，我还是喜欢你。
评论，好痴情的男人。
男：我已经有女朋友了。
女：我不介意，我还是喜欢你。
评论：擦，不要脸的小三。
9. 妈妈教导女儿说：“选择丈夫是一辈子的大事，要多长几个心眼。
写给二次元朋友的生日信
写给二次元朋友的生日信哎呀，今天可是个大日子啊！你知道的，生日就像一场盛大的庆典，大家都在欢呼，气球在空中飘，蛋糕上蜡烛闪闪发光，简直就是个梦幻的世界。
我真想化身为你最喜欢的角色，陪你一起庆祝。
想象一下，咱们穿上cosplay，一起在二次元的世界里狂欢，简直不要太酷！哈哈，太让人期待了。
我还记得咱们第一次聊起动漫的那个瞬间，天哪，那个时候我就知道我们一定能成为好朋友。
你对每一个角色的分析都让我佩服得五体投地，仿佛你是个动漫专家，真是让我叹为观止！每次跟你讨论剧情的时候，我总是觉得时间过得飞快，感觉连时间都想听我们的讨论似的，真的是乐趣无穷啊。
你总能用幽默风趣的方式把我笑得前仰后合，那些经典的台词、搞笑的场景，都在我的脑海里回荡，太有意思了。
说到你最喜欢的角色，哎呀，别提有多好笑了。
每次看到那些可爱的角色，我都忍不住想起你，你的那种痴迷程度，简直可以跟他们平起平坐！你知道吗？你的笑声总能把那些角色的精神传递给我，仿佛他们真的就在我们身边，陪着我们一起打怪升级，简直是太棒了。
说真的，有你这样的朋友，真是我的幸运，像是得到了一个超级大礼包！今天就让我们来点特别的吧！在这一天，我祝你不仅仅是快乐，更要幸福满满，梦想成真！希望你的生活像那些动漫一样，充满奇幻和冒险，像是穿越到了一个美好的平行世界。
每一天都能像打了鸡血一样充满动力，真的希望你能找到属于自己的“神之装备”，让每一个困难都变得轻而易举。
就算遇到挫折，也不要怕，记得总有我在你身边支持你，一起面对那些挑战。
哦，对了，我还准备了个小惊喜！等会儿我会发给你一些搞笑的动漫梗图，希望能给你带来一些欢乐，毕竟今天是你的特别日子嘛！也许我们还可以一起约个线上动漫马拉松，哈哈，哪部剧都行，反正你肯定会有无尽的热情。
想象一下，咱们边看边吐槽，那种感觉真是绝了。
把生活中的烦恼统统抛到脑后，尽情享受二次元的奇妙之旅！祝你在这一年里，不管是工作还是学习，都能如同主角般勇往直前！希望你的生活如同动漫中的大团圆结局，满满的都是笑声与感动。
冷人逗趣爆笑笑话
冷人逗趣爆笑笑话冷人逗趣爆笑笑话(一)1、弥勒佛决定再也不参加酒局了，谁请都不去了。
因为每次不管他已经醉成啥样，只要人家问：“胖子，还喝不喝?”他总是会倒霉催地说一句“呵呵”2、话说多年以后悟空问八戒，当年你与嫦娥究竟是怎么一回事。
八戒叹声气说：当时酒喝多了，听玉帝说让我去完成日常任务，我给理解错了，结果就…3、A：今天早上碰到一个葬礼队，边走边放歌，吓死了。
B：什么歌?A：跟我走吧，天亮就出发………4、黑老大对小弟说：“最近在打黑，我们得跟条子搞好关系。
明天你跑一趟，给他们局长送些龙井茶。
”第二天小弟对老大说：“抓了两个，刚弄聋，什么时候送去?”5、我问一二货的同事说：“如果僵尸来了，你会怎办?”二货说：“我马上拿摄影机。
”我问：“为什么?”这二货来了句说：“看了那么多的僵尸片，没见到僵尸会去咬摄影师的。
”冷人逗趣爆笑笑话(二)1、明明一天没吃东西了，可是我却撑得不行，你们知道为什么吗，因为明明是我弟弟啦!!!2、大街上，远远看到一位老太故意摔倒。
明知为讹钱财，罗本还是快步上前，将她扶起，虚心讨教动作技巧。
3、咖啡提神最有效的时候是泼在衣服上的时候。
4、有的人即使死了，还能时常被人念叨，有的人虽然活着，却整天接不到一个电话。
5、大王的梦想很简单，无非就是三天一只鸡，五天一只羊，顿顿都有溜肥肠。
夜夜当新郎，天天换新娘。
站在村口望，村村都有丈母娘。
6、有个阿姨为防上初中的儿子暑假沉迷网络将网线藏在儿子书包里...这怎么可能找的到。
7、天空飘来七个字：天空飘来五个字：飘来三个字：两个字：一字：哦!8、最瞧不起有些同事明明觉得老板说的话不对，还点头称是，我和这种人不一样，我觉得老板说的话就没有不对的。
9、经常说你胖的人，不会嫌弃你胖。
经常说你矮的人，不会嘲笑你矮。
经常说你笨的人，不会在意你笨。
经常说你傻的人…你打他啊，给他惯的!10、我只不过想做一个简单平凡的有钱人，怎么就这么难呢?!11、温馨提示：近来天气炎热，雷雨频繁，请各位情侣尽量少发誓，以防不测。
笑话的名词解释
笑话的名词解释笑话的名词说明随着时代更新换代，社会生活中会出现各种各样的词语，它的时间比较短暂，有可能是几天，也有可能是几年，甚至更长，以下是我细心整理的笑话的名词说明，欢迎大家借鉴与参考，希望对大家有所帮助。
1、简洁说明汉字：笑话拼音：xiào hua2、笑柄，笑料无需仔细对待的事情；轻松的事；简单的事动词：开玩笑，戏弄2、 Jest①引人发笑的话或事情：他很会说笑话；第一次到上海，闹出不少笑话。
②讽笑：讪笑：不要笑话人家。
③趣事；好玩：趣味多：趣事务笑话。
④文体名；篇幅短小，故事情节简洁而奇妙，往往出人意料，取得笑的艺术效果。
大多揭示生活中乖谬的现象，具有讽刺性和消遣性。
其趣味有高下之分。
三国魏邯郸淳的《笑林》是今见最早的笑话著作，今人所辑《历代笑话集》收集历代笑话较为详备。
3、具体说明（1）、所谓说说笑笑。
唐无名氏《薛昭传》：“昭潜于古殿之西间，及夜，风清月皎，见阶间有三美女笑话而至。
”（2）、讥讽；讪笑。
元王晔《桃花女》第四折：“昨日你家做一塲亲事……没酒没浆，不成道塲，也被人笑话。
”《水浒传》其次回：“尀耐这厮笑话我的棒法。
”《红楼梦》第四十回：“这是我们家的规则，要错了，我们就笑话呢。
”明冯梦龙《喻世明言》第一卷：“三巧儿道：‘也只是平常生活，你老人家莫笑话。
’就取一把匙钥，开了箱笼，接连搬出很多钗钿、缨络之类。
”沙汀《还乡记》四：“他之红脸，缘由很简洁的，他怕一对老年人笑话他袒护老婆。
”（3）、能引人发笑的谈话或故事。
清李渔《闲情偶寄·词曲下·科诨》：“我本无心说笑话，谁知笑话逼人来。
”《红楼梦》第五五回：“说出很多笑话来取笑。
”丁玲《韦护》第三章：“他也讲了一个法国人的笑话，他还仿照那法国人的腔调和神态表演了一段。
”艾芜《笑话一则》：“我们乡下，流行一则笑话。
”（4）、可笑；荒诞。
洪深《香稻米》其次幕：“笑话，我自己又不懂，哪个要你的田，你的二十几亩田地，能值几个钱！”李劼人《天魔舞》第一章：“这只好骗我们自己，其实，恒久骗下去，又何曾骗得到呢？说是骗日本人吗？更笑话了。