英语学习周立波经典语录20130228

Zhou Libo classic quotations1, the ten men and a woman put what barren island, three months later, made a sedan chair carried with the woman in the play see men, woman, charming and moving, if the peach! The ten women and a man put what barren island, three months later, see women around a coconut tree, to throw stones, take fruit funny, that man is as thin as a monkey, clinging to tree death also refused to down!2, happiness is to see, the pain is to realize. We always like to compare the happiness of other people's surface with the pain we hide, the results of our pain index, in contrast to the improper and innovative high. We are the envy of the wings of birds can fly, the birds did not envy our legs swiftly? Instead of using other people's happiness to punish yourself, you might as well use your own pain to spur yourself. Man ah! More confused than the more, the more I want to understand.3, many people spent half of the house, and finally one day found that our ultimate goal is not the house but the box." The price difference between the house and the box is the waste we take.4, the suffering when entertainment, your life will be very cool! When you have fun, your life will be very complicated!5, tourism refers to the place where people live from their own living tired of greasy.6, because I have no wings, so I am not perfect. Because I am very happy, so I do not pain. Because I am not stupid, so I am very silly. Because I don't think so much, so I get a lot of.7, understand oneself than to understand others, one does not know who they are, you never know, who is......8, when you are not satisfied with their current situation or disappointment, how to adjust the mentality? It's easy to imagine a situation worse than your current situation, and then, you will feel that you are still lucky.9, what is care? Buddhist interpretation as persistent. A too persistent people, very few people will have a sense of happiness, a person who cares about others too much, others often do not care about him.10, God never complains about the human stupidity, but the human always complains the unfair of God, the meaning of life is the same, but the value of life is not the same.11, life need to walk, stop and go, see, think, no reflection of life, just a meaningless travel, also white. We pass from hell to heaven, do not care too much about the results, God has its own arrangements, enjoy the process of it!12, people do not make me, I do not prisoners; if the person make me, comity three points; people make me, I have a needle; also make me, extermination.13, the day did not drop me, my mind still, to my bones.14, journey to the West tells us: those who have the background of the monsters have been picked up, those who have no background and killed by a stick.15, although you wear some cologne, I can still vaguely smell a scumbag.16, I am not the RMB, how can let everyone like me?!17, is inextricably bogged down in, in addition to the teeth and love.18, when life spiteful everything into black humor, I yielded to themselves into a highly educated rogue.19, in fact, you and I are the same, everyone in, the key is to install, installed, there is a threshold, as it stepped inside, become the legendary temperament middleman, not installed, just stuck in there. Is Carmen20, that money is evil, are fishing; say beauty is the troubles, all want to; high is extremely cold, in climbing; said tobacco and hurt the body, do not quit; that the most beautiful paradise, not to!21, read more than ten years, think of it or the kindergarten is better mixed!22, I was a spoony seed, the results under the rain...... Drowned.23, you lose self-control, pain can not take care of themselves, the results can not himself, not to the happiness.24, if you are not destined to give me a look forward to the response. Then keep it at a safe distance.25, fool steal a beggar's purse, was seen by blind, dumb roared a sound, the deaf, startled, hunchback to come forward, the lame fly up a foot, series committed to pull him to the Public Security Bureau, Mazi said, watching my face calculate.26, the young do not Hu, audacity, ask old age in which subjects words.27, knowledge of the United States, is to make people confused; the beauty of poetry is to incite men and women derailment; the beauty of a woman, is stupid no regrets; men of the United States is lying ghosts.28, life is like this. Always occupy the position of absolute leadership, when countless fool shouted himself to control the life, to master the fate of the. Did not see, life in the higher sky. Show at the face of irony.29, once we think we can die for love, but love die not, it will only shot in the most pain place tie, and then we want to cry but no tears, we toss and turn, worth, we tempered into a steel. You are not the wind, I also not sand, then touching to the horizon, wipe away the tears, tomorrow morning, we have to work.30, a man to buy a car, you need 100 thousand yuan, but the man with only 99998 yuan, 2 yuan of money! Suddenly, he found a beggar at the door, he used to say: "please, give me 2 yuan, I want to buy a car!" After hearing the beggar, generous to come up with 4 yuan of money to the man, said: "to help me to buy a car."31, this is the world's most difficult feelings have two kinds: one is a man who has always known only tears flow for you. The second kind, is a man who only knows the bleeding, unexpectedly, has shed tears for you.32, learn these: 1 others only pride, you are very modest. 2 others show eloquence. But you think more carefully. 3 others desperately explicit, you are hiding. 4 others you fight me, but you are far away from the. 5 others go straight, you are the financial side in the round. 6 others struggle broke the skull, but you retreat. 7 people can not afford to take, but you can take temporary setbacks. 8 others around you is not dazzle. Low key: is the attitude, but also wisdom!33, if one day, you say you want me, I will say to you: late...34, to give up is a kind of wisdom, defect is a favor: when you have six apples, you should put out five others to eat, on the surface you lost five apples, actually got five personal friendship and goodwill. When other people have other fruits, will share with you, and you will get an orange, a pear, you may eventually get five different fruits, five different taste, in five different colors, five personal friendship.35. Why don't you have a boyfriend?" Directly say "I want to chase you"; why not "why do not you go home" directly say "I worry about you"; why not "you why" directly say "do you have to think of me?"" Why don't you think I want to!" Say "not because I love you", why don't you just leave me, "I can't leave you."!"36, life is only three days, living in yesterday's people confused; live in tomorrow's people wait; live in today's people the most practical. You can never predict what will come sooner than tomorrow, so what we can do is to try our best to live today. Remember, today is the day that you died yesterday.37, a person often do the same dream, the dream is always found that they found a major worldsecret, can wake up on what can not remember. Finally, one day, he was determined to dig out the secret, so he put the paper and pen on the edge of the pillow, and then go to bed. While he was dreaming, he wrote down the secret of the world when he was awake. When you wake up, you can see the paper is written on the paper.Better Bo Xi?38, if one day we want amnesia, forget. If one day we lost, unable to express. If one day we are blind, can not see. If one day we lost, and then can not return to. If one day we break the promise, then it is not worth to be believed. If one day we are unable to communicate, can not tolerate, to pour, unable to extricate themselves, lawless... What's left of us?39,? Not your little raccoon, you cannot play an endless enjoyment.? Life is too short to be sexy.? Either endure, or cruel. He may seem to be probably is; the second line of a couplet: but not necessarily.? Some things do not need to obey the surface, secretly resistance.? The courage to admit, determined not to change.? Man is a dog, who has the ability who lead to walk. The oath is just a slip of the tongue.40, don't take a shortcut, otherwise it will go; don't take a roundabout route, otherwise you will be late, don't go away, otherwise will go to jail, don't go there, otherwise it will endure a knife; don't just want, pay no less; don't hurry, must rashness; do not expect anything in return, to the natural; don't anxious, I will not angry; do not be afraid to laugh, to see who smile to the old; don't pretend to know, do not know to ask.41, the third one exam, because before the review, in the history of the exam, most of the problems will not see the topic, they got up and left the examination room. The teacher was very surprised, I said: we young people should be more concerned about the future......42, cabbage, carrots, seaweed, fans, tofu happily to the hotel. People ask: why go? "To eat shabu!" The man went on to ask: who's going to treat? "Mutton!"43, Laifu fee a Herculean effort only force, for the right girl to write a love letter, he in the final added: I answer this good papers and wait for your admission notice! Before long, reply to the letter, the letter is only four words: the place is full. Fu did not give up, and sent a letter: that I signed up to the next period? The answer is: wait until next semester!44, Adele came to the restaurant: give me a meatloaf, some bread and a good word. The waiter brought the meat and bread rolls, Adele asked: I want to talk? Waiter: do not eat this meat roll!45, female: I already have a boyfriend. M: I don't mind. I like you. Comments: good guy others. M: I already have a girlfriend. Female: I don't mind, I still like you. Comments on others - wipe! The shameless mistress.46, we are not very perfect people, but we have to accept not perfect themselves. In the lonely time, to their own comfort; in the lonely, to their own warmth. Learn to be independent, say goodbye to rely on, say goodbye to the weakness of their own. Life is not only warm, the road oflife is not always smooth, but as long as you have faith in yourself, know their own value, understand the value of their own, the world is not perfect, you can calm face.47, people must travel, especially girls. A girl's knowledge is very important, you see more, naturally will be open-minded, broad vision, will affect your views on a lot of things. Travel make informed, especially for girls, it will make you feel more confident, not in the material world lost direction.48, I have been to your world, but just going by; you live in my heart, I unexpectedly can't get away from. I am your passers-by a, you have become my heart in the permanent guest...... Can not find a reason for sadness, you are bad for me, I do not have the qualification evaluation.Three, the workplace 49 law; or tolerance! Either ruthless! Either roll!50, let you see through the life of the seven words: 1 in the past no longer come back, come back no longer perfect. 2 if not strong, weak to see who? 3 with a complex mood, look at complex life, take the complex road. 4 with indifferent attitude, good happy go lucky life. 5 occasionally memories of the past, let me feel that my life in the back. 6 look, wait, failure, life is so tangled. 7 not we are not suitable, but you are more suitable.51, life is not if, only the consequences and results. The reason why people are not happy, but also may be delayed by their own. (classic quotations ) is too attached to a person, a feeling, a thing, how many youth can be wasted......52, love it too late, get married too early; spend money no, make money it is too difficult; play no interest, work it did not graduate; together with 80 too tender, and after 90 together too old...... Is that you53, the hunter shot a gun to fight the rabbit, suddenly jumped out of a black bear, the hunter was not too late to shoot it, and after half an hour black bear or flutter in the hunter, the hunter on the wonder: This is swollen? Suddenly he saw a piece of cloth black neck, top write: hug.54, Guy: "Sir, I wish I could come again next year to congratulate you on your 99 birthday." Old man: "young man, you are so young, the body is so strong, it should be no problem to live until next year."55, always have so a person, maybe he is excellent, he is very good; and he may have nothing, does not look good, but we just love him; we will he pay, waiting for him, he even didn't know her. In our ignorance, there will always be such a person, let him again for many years. Finally awaken, look back: the man is just so so, but our "stubborn" in love with him.56, the worry is 12 words, do not put, want, see through, forget.57, if you have 100 million, buy a suite, used our love; you have 10 million, to buy a car, drive ourlove; you have 1 million, buy a diamond ring to witness our love; you have 0.1 million, go for an outing and fly our love; you have 0.01 million, a candlelight dinner to eat it, we love romance; you have 0.001 million, then buy a bottle of water, watering our love.58, three things in life: learn how to close the door to learn to give up. Theory three words: forget! Does not matter! Will be in the past! Learn music: helping you as a pleasurable occupation. Learn three do not: do not take other people's mistakes to punish yourself not to take their own mistakes to punish others do not take their own mistakes to punish yourself. Three: a hate hate life Begonia fragrance two well-known hate prickly three hate unfinished dream of Red Mansions59, love, is that we all believe in lies.60, a few words of a very high handed, what do you like? 1, you are not allowed to bear the sad, my shoulder is a decoration. 2, you are not allowed to stay up late, stay up very tired to understand? You tired I will feel bad. 3, you are not allowed to get up early, wait for me to do a good job before you get up in front of you. 4, you are not allowed to make blind and disorderly conjectures my heart is so big, that is full of you. 5, you are not allowed to do the world's first happy people, because you and I are the most happy.61, the woman loves to say five lies: 1. To me talk about you and her story, I won't be offended the (finish must be angry). An old married couple, don't what Valentine's Day gift (do not buy you finished) 3. I think I really is not for you (I don't like you. I temporarily do not want to boyfriend (flash!! You still don't to my spouse standard half) 5 my heart is worried about a person (the person is my special for you this kind of person's Fiction)62, cloudy, it is not certain that it will rain. Breaking up, not necessarily the most sad. Hate, not necessarily a lifetime. Disappointed, not necessarily despair. Face, not necessarily the most sad. Lonely, not necessarily unhappy. Have, do not have to. Silence, is not necessarily indifference. Lose, do not have to no longer have. Failure, will not give up. Miracles, not necessarily not appear. As long as this one second is not despair, the next second will have a hope!63, this city is big enough to tolerate all the quirks and habits of your. People are busy with their own?Nano Rui tooth PI what Party hit Nao snipe Chu m t rust Mei G. Emperor captive umbrella in Hainan Qiang bald hoodwink the Gua school from the beetle leaf buccal rates drop this bear banter Qiao quarrel class rates this lazy d cut by Yi, Riku's departure Na playing, and the Shanghai index stunned hire Xin hi throw oxime careless sash no matter target school quarrel shoulder Hui instep Cong Pian do leech was royalty white Yong Schrodinger exergy? - the world is so big, but we are still so lonely!64, this year what also depends on not to live, only to rely on their own, referred to as: i... By!65, women, can not be too beautiful, too beautiful will be known as the vase; women, can not be too smart, too smart will be known for invisible killer; woman, not too sexy, too sexy for will is known as the streets; women, can not be too gentle, too tender will be known as indecisive;women, can not be too powerful and too powerful will be known as a man of a woman, a woman can not be too cute, cute too will be known as naive. Do women! Zhou Libo Quotes66, the reporter interviewed an old grandmother! The reporter asks: "do you have to set off firecrackers in the city this problem how do you see?" Old grandma: "what can I see? Just climb up the window......"67, girls do not mature performance: 1, the love as the most important thing in life things; 2, rely on clothes to show their temperament; 3, easy to male blind to change their own; 4, every people speak their own feelings experience; 5, we asked her boyfriend, "do you love me?"; 6, easy to meet with friends; 7, pregnant reason to retain feelings; 8, always dream of marrying a rich man; 9, are not willing to admit mistakes; 10, the lovelorn as the end of the world68, each of us is like a clown, playing with five balls, five balls is your work, health, family, friends and soul. Only one of these five balls is made of rubber, and it will bounce back, and that is the job. The other four balls are made of glass, and they are broken. This paragraph is worth our thinking.69, because the money like dirt, so always flowers inserted in cow dung. 2 men want to lock the zipper of a woman's purse, and women want to lock the zipper on the man's trousers. 3 the belly of a woman is a man, a man's stomach is still a man. The former because of fertilization, the latter because of alcohol. The mirrors to 4 Restroom: let people piss mirror. 5 to shed tears on the wound and to sprinkle salt on the wound, the effect is the same.。