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糗事百科- 24小时内最最尴尬的糗事糗事百科再来一则，发生在我和另外一名美国留学生之间。

当时他们都已经被诸如“戊、戌、戍、戎、戒”或者“己、已、巳”这样的汉字给折腾得快疯了，我很得意，经常有意无意就在他们面前夸耀中文的博大精深。

结果有一天，这老美终于忍不住了。

那天我又跟他们说起中文里关于“妻子”有多少种说法，“吃饭”又有多少种说法，如此等等。

说着说着，这老美突然问了我一句：“K，你们中文里关于做Ai，有多少种表达方法？” 我听他这么问，也没想许多，就拿出张纸来开始给他写，穷举了从文雅的云雨交媾到粗俗的XX（注，此为屏蔽）等大概三十来种中文里关于做Ai的表达方式，完了把纸递给他，心想：你小子这下得服气了吧？孰料那老美接过纸后扫了一眼，淡淡说道：“K，我们英语里关于做Ai的表达方式实在是太多了，一张纸写不下，今晚回去我e-mail给你吧。

” 我愣住了，茫然地点了点头，说了声好。

那天晚上，我在自己的邮箱里看到了下面这份长得不像话的列表……(from )English words and phrases for sexual intercourse: A AardvarkingAdam and Eve'ing ItAztec two-step BBaking cookiesBaking the beanBaking the tube steakBallingBangingBashing the beaverBeast with two backsBeating cheeksBeating it upBeating someone up with an ugly stick Beating that thing upBeaver bustingBeing in a woman's BeefBeing up to one's ballsBeing up to ya nuts in gutsBig BangingBoarding the ham train to Pussyopolis Boffing your brains outBoinkingBoom-boomingBone dancingBoningBonkingBoofingBoppingBouncing the bearded clamBreedingBuffing the beaverBumping and grindingBumping belliesBumping fuzziesBumping ugliesBurying the baby legBurying the boneBurying the generalBurying the weaselBurying the weenieBush patrollingBustingBusting a nutBusting the cherry (first-time intercourse) Buttering the muffinBuzzing the BrilloBuzzing the honey hole CCarnal gymnasticsCatholic roulette (especially without the use of birth control) Cave exploringChecking the old crude oil!Chodna (Hindi)ChoppingChurning butterCleaning her pipesCleaning the carpetCoger / Cogiendo (Latin American Spanish. Warning! In Spain, it just means "picking up" or "grabbing", while in Latin America means "urbhacked！:)ing")Coming togetherCooping the chickenCrackin'Crashing the custard truckCrawling across the floor like a water spiderCreaking bed syndromeCreamin'Culear(Spanish)Cunt bustingCunt poking (also applies to masturbation) Cunt thumpingCutting the mustard DDancing the buttock jigDancing the matrimonial polkaDancing the mattress jigDefloweringDevirginationDiddlingDinky tickleDipping the gravy boatDipping your wickDiving in the darkDiving for pearlsDoggy styleDoing a lewd infusionDoing a load of laundryDoing dirty work at the crossroadsDoing itDoing some bed-pressingDoing some ladies' tailoring Doing some muff diving Doing some nose painting Doing some one armed banditry Doing some rump workDoing some up hill gardening Doing the act of darkness Doing the backseat mambo Doing the Adriano Macchietto Doing the backstrokeDoing the bad thingDoing the bed boogieDoing the four-legged fox trot Doing the funky chicken Doing the choresDoing the deedDoing the dirty danceDoing the featherbed jig Doing the four-legged frolic Doing the hokey-pokeyDoing the horizontal bop Doing the horizontal exercisesDoing the horizontal hula Doing the horizontal hustle Doing the horizontal Jog Doing the horizontal mambo Doing the horizontal polka Doing the horizontal tango Doing the humpty dance Doing the Humpty Dumpty Doing the mattress dance Doing the mattress mambo Doing the mommy-daddy dance Doing the nastyDoing the naughtyDoing the tube snake boogie Doing the tubesteak fandango Doing the uglyDoing the wild thingDoona danceDrillingDrilling for oilDrilling for cervixDrilling the ditchDriving home EEcchi (Japanese)Enjoying a flesh session Exchanging bodily fluids F Feeding the dummyFeeding the kittyFeeding the muffinFilling the cream doughnutFeeding the yoniFinding a hot dog in a jungleFitting end to endFitting her clap flapFixing her plumbingFlopping in the hayFooling aroundFollando (Spanish)FornicatingFraternizingFuckingFucking his/her brains out G Genital exerciseGetting a belly full of marrow puddingGetting a shove in your blind eye Getting aheadGetting beef in yo tacoGetting carpet tunnel syndrome Getting creamyGetting downGetting freakyGetting funkyGetting horizontalGetting into someone's pants Getting it onGetting it up her gutsGetting Jack in the orchard Getting jiggyGetting laidGetting oatsGetting parallelGetting someGetting some front door action Getting some of that slippery action Getting some stank on the hang lowGetting thereGetting your cane waxed Getting your chimney swept out Getting your end wetGetting your hair cutGetting your jolliesGetting your leather stretched Getting your lizard drained Getting your nuts cracked Getting your oil changed Getting your rocks offGetting busyGetting your freak onGiving a hole to hide in Giving a woman a shotGiving hard for softGiving her a hosingGiving her a patGiving her the business Giving her the high hard one Giving it upGiving juice for jellyGiving kitty a taste of cream Giving someone a stabGiving someone the worksGiving the dog a boneGiving the monkey a banana Glazing the donutGoing at itGoing belly-to-bellyGoing down underGoing fishingGoing halfsies/halfers on an orgasm Going like a rat up a drainpipe Going spelunkingGoing to townGoosingGrabbing some snatchGreasingGreasing the monkeyGreasing the poleGreasing the wheelGreasing the axleGrinding your toolGrowling at the badger H Haciendo el amorHammeringHarpooning the mustached whale Hauling your ashesHavingHaving a bit of curly greens Having a bit of fishHaving a bit of giblet pieHaving a bit of porkHaving a bit of split mutton Having a bit of sugar stickHaving a bit of summer cabbage Having a bit of the cramstick Having a bit of the old in & out Having a hot roll with cream Having a joy rideHaving a noonerHaving a piece of tailHaving a pokeHaving a quickieHaving a rootHaving a shag (British)Having a squeeze and a squirtHaving a turn on your backHaving an uppy downyHaving it offHaving nookieHaving one's way withHaving some afternoon delightHaving the beasty rendezvousHeading SouthHiding the gerbilHiding the salamiHiding the sausageHiking the South RimHippity dippityHitting it/Hitting that shit/Hitting that thing HobblingHitting a homerHooking upHoppingHopping on the good footHorizontal bop/hula/polka/mambo/tango/wahira Horizontal HussleHorizontal Monster MashHorizontal sheet shuffleHorizontalizeHosingHot beef injectionHumping IImpalingImpregnationIn and outIntroducing CharlieInvasion of privacy JJabbingJazzingJiggingJigglingJodiendoJuicingJumping her bones KKatydiddlingKnobbingKnocking boots Knocking mops Knowing LLancingLayingLaying cableLaying some pipe Laying the trackLifting a leg on someone Lighting one's fire Lighting the lamp Linking itLosing the matchLying feet upLyricism of the masses Logging on M Making a babyMaking a deposit Making basketsMaking ends meet Making grass sandwiches Making her gruntMaking itMaking baconMaking babiesMaking loveMaking sauceMaking the beast with two backsMaking whoopeeMicrosoftingMingling limbsMixing your peanut butterMounting NNailingNipping the bean bagNookie (when spelled "nooky" it means the vagina) O Ol' in out, in outOopsOverachieving PPacking the frankPainting the doorParallel parkingParking (the car, the bus, the Audi)Parking the beef bus in Tuna TownParking the pink Plymouth Parting the beef curtain Parting the Pink Sea Passing the gravyPaying the rentPeeling your best end Performing carnal gymnastics PhallicizingPicnicking in the lawn Piece of ass, getting a Piecein' itPiggingPlanting a manPlanting your seedPlaying at in-and-out Playing at tops-and-bottoms Playing cars and garages Playing doctorPlaying hanky panky Playing hide the hot Dog Playing hide the pickle Playing hide the weeniePlaying hide the salamiPlaying on the hair courtPlaying pickle-me, tickle-mePlaying the slotsPlaying the squeezeboxPlaying tiddlywinksPlaying post officePlookingPlowingPlug and playingPluggingPlugging the beef lodgePlugging the main cable into her love socket Pocketing the stakePokingPoking in the whiskersPoking the bearded trianglePoking the piePole jumpingPolishing the jewelPopping it inPoppin' it to herPopping one offPorkingPoundingPounding the porchPounding the puppyPraying with the knees upwardProbing the membraneProfessional wrestlingPulping the garbagePumpingPunching the apePunching the chipmunkPutting a bun in the ovenPutting the bee in the hivePutting the boots to someonePutting the devil in Hell (from Boccaccio's 14th-century novel The Decameron)Putting your root downPutting your snake in the grassPutting sour cream in the burritoPutting the candle in the pumpkinPutting the beef in the tacoPutting the devil into HellPutting the "Lew" in LewinskyPutting the puppy in the dog house Q Quickie/Quicky (hurried intercourse) R RammingRavishingRear attackReading Religious PoetryReceiving a guest in the foyerRiding someoneRiding the hobby horseRiding the baloney ponyRiding the pink ponyRiding the ponyRiding the skin bus into Tuna Town Ringing her bellRockingRocking itRocking offRocking the casbahRogeringRolling in the hayRolling the cigarRomping in the hayRootingRoughing up the suspectRubbing baconsRubbing one outRump splittingRunning the naked wheelbarrow race S Saucing the clamSawing off a chunkSchloppingSchtuppingScrewingScroggingScrumpingSexercizingSewing up the hatchet wound ShaggingShaking a skin coatShaking the sheetsShock and aweShooting the moonShucking the oysterSimple in-and-out procedure, a (My Cousin Vinny reference) Sinking it inSinking the Bismarck - (taken from the infamous WWII German battleship that wasthought, at the time, to be unsinkable)Sinking the soldierSkinning back a freakSlammingSlamming the saussageSlapping meatSlapping skinSlaying the dragonSlicking WillieSliding down the banisterSlipping someone the hot beef injectionslipping in the pork swordSlipping someone the tube steakSmashingSoaking the sheetsSowing your [wild] oatsSpankin' the catSpawningSpearing the bearded clam SpelunkingSpinning the cheeseSplitting the uprights Stabbing the troutStar-gazing on your back StickingStirring her gutsStirring the cauldron Storming the trenches Straightening the meat curtains Stretching leatherStroking the newtStuffing the beaverStuffing the tacoStuffin Martha's muffin Sucking the sugar-stick Sweating the sheetsSweaty rompin' Sweetening the potSwiping the V-card TTakingTaking a belly-rideTaking a breakTaking a turn in the stubbleTaking an albino pissTaking it downtownTaking it to the car washTaking "old one-eye" to the optometrist Taking the flesh Boat to tuna town Taking the starch out of someone Tango/ingTappin that assTaxingTearing off a pieceTelling a bedtime storyThreading the needleThrowing a leg overThrowing another log on the fire Throwing the meat at herTowellingTrading a bit of hard for a bit of softTraining through a tunnelTrimming the buffTuna Town UUgh ugh VValidating your parking passVaginal bungee jumpingVaginal masturbationVarnishing your caneVatican roulette (especially without the use of birth control) Visiting down underVisiting the Netherlands WWalking the dogWallpapering the closetWatering the lawnWaxingWaxing the poleWetting the hoseWetting your wickWham, bam, thank you, ma'amWhitewashingWhoopieWinding the kinetic watchWinding up your clock Windsurfing on Mount Baldy Womb masturbation WoohooWorking the hairy oracle Wrestling Z ZallywhackingZiggy-wiggling ZoinkeringZug ZugZwooshing the swoosh。