《出租车司机》英语话剧剧本

《出租车司机》英语话剧剧本

A Taxi Driver

by Sofia Chen

一天出租车司机Tommy遇到了很多奇怪的事情。烦人的女孩、孕妇、抢匪、不管事的警察，甚至还遇到了鬼。。。

Cast

Robber

Police officer

Betel nut girl

Ghost student

Taxi driver

Pregnant woman

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Summary

This story talks about a poor taxi driver, Tommy, who meets many strange things in one day. First, he carries a Betel Nut Girl who wants to harass him. Second, a pregnant woman makes him feel nervous. Third, he carries a robber and meets a police officer who only manages traffic. At last, he carries a ghost student.

Tommy: Hello, my name is Tommy. Serving you is my honor. Where would you like to go?

Betel nut girl: Hi! Tommy. I’m going to Chong-Shan North Road, please. Tommy:Ok, Chong-Shan North Road, no problem. Um? I remember there’s only a Chong-Shan East Road. Miss, are you sure you’re going to Chong-Shan North Road?

Betel nut girl: Um, I’m not sure. You just drive. Maybe I will remember where it is later.

Betel nut girl: How old are you? Are you married? You’re probably not married since you’re so young. Do you have a girlfriend?

Tommy:Um…miss, we are almost at Chong-Shan East Road. Do you want to have a look?

Betel nut girl: Oh! Not here. By the way, don’t you feel tired after driving all day long? Maybe I can help you relax.

Tommy:What…what do you want to do? Take your hands off me or I’ll scream! Betel nut girl: I did nothing! You just missed a nice chance. Stop the car, I want to get off.

Tommy: (Relived) Great! The total is 155 dollars, Thank you.

Betel nut girl: Um! Take it!

Pregnant woman: Hey! Taxi!

Pregnant woman: Thanks. You are real a very kind man.

Tommy: Where are you going?

Pregnant woman: Hospital, please.

Tommy:You’re going to the prenatal checkup, right? It must be very tiring carrying a baby.

Pregnant woman:Yeah. It’s almost nine months.

Tommy: Woo. Congratulations.

Pregnant woman: Thank you.

Pregnant woman: (screaming)

Tommy: Are you ok?

Pregnant woman: (screaming)

Tommy:Is it time now? Are you going to deliver your baby now? I will drive as fast as I can. Stay down.

Pregnant woman: (screaming)

Tommy:We’re almost there.

Pregnant woman: (screaming)

Tommy: Here we are.

Pregnant woman: Are we at the hospital? Well, how much is it? Tommy:Aren’t you going into lab or?

Pregnant woman:Me? Are you kidding? It’s still a long time before the expected date of childbirth.

Tommy: What? Well, what were you just doing?

Pregnant woman: Oh, I was just practicing! This is my first time to have a baby, you know. Practice makes perfect! I need to be ready so it will go smoothly.

Tommy:Practice! All right… well, the total is one hundred twenty dollars. Tommy: This woman was so strange! I thought she was going to deliver the baby in my car!

Robber: Get out of here, quickly!

Tommy: A strange pregnant woman just got off my car and now here comes a robber.

Tommy: Where do you want to go?

Robber: Shut up! Just drive!

Tommy:Hey…Hey. Be careful, there’s no eye in bullets.

Robber: Shut up! Just drive your car.

Tommy: Ok! Ok! You are the boss.

Robber: Hum…your gold necklace is very good looking. If it were on my neck, that would be nice.

Tommy:Oh…com…come on, don’t do this to me. This is a fake one. I just try to look tough by wearing it.

Robber: STOP nonsense!! Don’t treat me like a fool, I warn you! I will shoot you!

Tommy: OK! OK! Take it easy. My mouth is sealed.

Robber: .... I don’t want to do this …really… but I have 6 brothers, 7 sisters and 8 kids to feed. I even have to sell chewing gums, raise pigs. The worse of all, my husband ju st got out of the jail…I really have no choice.