生活大爆炸--第10季第20集-美剧-字幕-对白-纯英文-看电影学英语-打印-word版

Hey, Leonard, if you're not busy tomorrow,

I have to do a little reception after work.

Oh, I would,

but we need to make a push on the air force project.

Oh, are you sure?

We're celebrating our new A.D.D. Drug,

and it'll probably be over in, like, six minutes.

Did you say you guys are working on the guidance system tomorrow? Yeah, why?

Well, Sheldon said that he was gonna work with me

on our quantum perception project.

We've had this planned for a week.

Well, he reconfirmed with me this morning.

Guys, before this gets ugly, remember,

the winner gets Sheldon.

Hey, Raj, do you want to go with me tomorrow?

Are you asking because you want me there or out of pity? Actually, never mind, don't answer.

I'd love to.

Hello.

Why did you tell Leonard you're working on

- the gyroscope tomorrow? - Because I am.

But you said you were working with me.

Someone's got two dates to the nerd prom.

I have a plan to work on both projects simultaneously.

And for your information, the summer conference

on algebraic topology at Caltech is nerd prom.

I'm sorry, what is this plan you have?

Well, I'm not needed at both places at the same time.

And I can also free up extra hours with simple tricks,

such as using a minimal amount of words to convey my point. When does that start?

Soon.

See, I could've said "In the near future,"

but I didn't say "In the near future,"

'cause "In the near future" is three more words than "Soon." "In" one, "the" two, "near" three, "future" four.

See "In the near future" is four, "Soon" is just one,

four is more than one; saving time already.

Genius.

I was gonna say,

"Why does anyone think Sheldon's a genius?"

But I didn't.

Gentlemen, I've got Amy up and running.

Shall we get to work?

Uh, before we do, what are you wearing,

oh, friend who we pretend is normal?

These are hydration backpacks.

Eh, for efficiency, whenever I'm thirsty,

I have access to water.

Eh, when I'm hungry, I have lentil soup.

It's getting harder to pretend.

Anyway, Sheldon, we're at a decision point

to run the xenon stream through the cryocooler

or through the vacuum filter.

Run down the pros and cons of each for me.

Well, if we run the xenon stream through the cryocooler,

it'll be cooled immediately before it reacts with the conduction. Oh, sorry, uh, carrot chunk.

You can just feel the time being saved.

Ah, I'm back, you got me for eight minutes.

Sheldon, this is silly.

You can't expect us to do quality work

with you popping in and out like this.

The coefficient isn't lambda, it's lambda sub one.

And over here, you should consider the possibility

that the brain itself is in two different quantum states.

And lastly, do you have any little soup crackers?

The rate of spinning for the central axis centrifuge

has to be four revolutions per second.

It can't be four revolutions, it's got to be seven.

Seven?!

Look at the board, it's four.

Oh, my God, it's seven!

- Four! - Seven!

It's five and a half.

Son of a bitch, it's five and a half.

B.R.B., that's short for "Be right back."