生活大爆炸--第10季第20集-美剧-字幕-对白-纯英文-看电影学英语-打印-word版
生活大爆炸--第10季第3集-美剧-字幕-对白-纯英文-看美剧-电影学英语-打印-word版
It's pretty late. You think we got timeto run somemore simulations on the cooling system? Sure, I'm still figuring out the thermoacoustic expander. Oh, while you do that I am going topump cerebral spinal fluid through my brain cellsto remove the metabolic by-products of the day's thoughts. What?It's called sleep and it's my bedtime.Nighty-night, y'all.Hey, hey, hey, you're not going anywhere.We only have two months to deliver this to the Air Force because of you.I know, I was there.Well, wake up!We're gonna put in a lot of late nights.How late?Well, I don't know, midnight, 1:00.One o'clock?I'm not a raccoon.If you're tired, have some coffee.What? You have some coffee.I am having coffee!- And look how irritable it's making you! - Guys!We're not gonna get anything done if we start fighting. Now, can you please try to soldier through?Fine.I don't think I can go much longer.It's been three and a half minutes, wake up!I had a bad dream that my best friend became a tyrantand forced me to stay up all night to work.Oh, I had a good dream that when I carried you to bed,I let your head hit the wall and I laughed.Good morning.What is this?Well, we didn't see you last night,we're not gonna see you today,so we thought we could have breakfast together.Oh, that is so nice.Ow, it does hurt!So, what are you guys gonna do today?Well, Sheldon was supposed to go to this party with me this afternoon, but I don't think that's happening.Oh, that was never happening.Oh, I'll go.I like a party.Well, to be honest, it's not like a "party" party,it's more like a gatheringwhere scientists of different disciplines get togetherto share their workand keep current on what's going on in other fields.I don't know why I called it a party, sorry.It's okay, I'll still go.You don't think you'll be bored?Oh, I'll have some wineand listen to people go on about crap I don't understand.I mean, how is it any different than every single day of my life?I won't be there.Look at that, it is a party.Sorry I have to work all weekend.It's okay.Thanks again for breakfast.Well, I didn't get to see you last night.It was the least I could do.You shouldn't have made the alarm code his birthday.So, what should we do today?Oh, I appreciate it,but you don't have to spend your day off with me.Well, I don't mind.Oh, you want go to the mall and look at baby stuff?Not really.Oh, come on, we could share a pretzeland get sideways glances from racist old ladies.I get enough of that when I take Howardto my grandmother's for Christmas.Oh, I know,why don't we get started on clearing out the baby's room?Isn't it a little early for that?You have to get to it eventually.Oh, there's so much junk in there, it's embarrassing.How can you be embarrassed around me?I'm gonna be in the room with you when you give birth.I don't think you are.You didn't think I was gonna be in your kitchen this morning, yet here I am.Hey, kid.Huh, what?You look tired.Why don't you have an energy drink?Everyone's doing it.Oh, no, thank you, those have caffeine in them.Oh, sorry, I thought you were cool.I am cool.This is Yoo-hoo,chocolate milk's delicious watery cousin.All right.But if you ever want to feel like you have superpowers,try one of these.Superheroes take performance-enhancing chemicals?You bet.You know why Hulk is so strong?Steroids.You know why Batman wanders around at nightgetting into fights?Scotch.I am facing a great deal of work.And I do like things better when famous people also like them. Here.It's on the house.The first one's free?Flash, how do you stay in business?You want to know my secret?I bought stock in Marvel.I bought stock in Marvel.Hi, Bert.This is my friend, Penny.- Hi. - Hey, come on in.I'll gonna go turn on some rock music.That's a geology joke.Bert's a geologist.And a joker.How early are we?Oh, actually, we're an hour late.I suddenly wish Sheldon was here.I don't even know where to begin.Well, in The Sound of Music, Julie Andrews says,Well, in The Sound of Music, Julie Andrews says,"Let's start at the very beginning.A very good place to start."Oh, I was gonna start at the end.Thank God you're here.Well, I think the first thing we should get rid of isthat tone.Sorry.I should probably keep this in case we have a girl.Oh, that's a nice one.Was it yours when you were little?My dad built it for me.Wow, it's so cute.This was the husband and this was the wife.They'd go out on adventures together.Cruises, skiing, horseback riding.That was really me just duct taping them to our dog.Oh, and did they have kids?They did,but the mommy and daddy didn't like them,so they shipped them off to an orphanageI made out of a shoebox.Yeah, that's not worrisome at all.Not every girl dreams about being a mom.Sometimes you think you're never gonna have kidsand one day you wake up and you're pregnant.And it doesn't matter that your career's going great right now and that you and your husband never even got to go anywhere taped to a dog!I skipped spin class for this.Why is it taking him so longto get a drink out of a vending machine?Oh, it's complicated.He finds pushing that little doorand reaching up into the machine uncomfortably intimate. Gentlemen, I am ready to work.To quote The Martian, "Let's science the feces out of this!" That's The Martian the book and The Martian the movie, not Marvin the Martian.Although to quote Marvin the Martian,"I claim this planet in the name of Mars."Are you okay?Oh, I'm fantastic, never been better.I had my first energy drink and I feel great.Hey, you guys want to wrestle?We can do arm, thumb, mud, sumo.Nah, we're not fat enough, or wearing diapers.You wanted him awake.So should we talk to each other or mingle?I don't know where everyone is.Yeah, I mean,I could see him eating one or two guests,but not a whole party.Well, I guess this is kind of a bust.You don't have to stay.I'm gonna start cleaning up.Okay.I feel so bad about leaving him here.Oh, it's funny, I was just thinking the same thing about you. Hey, listen,could you not say anything about thisto the people at the university?You know, 'cause...you're you and I'm me, and it's kind of embarrassing.Wait, what do you mean "she's her"?Well, you know how Amy's the coolest girl on campus, right? - No. - No.Oh yeah, everybody thinks so.What?You tell me about your foot fungus, but this is a secret?I'm sure it's just 'cause I'm dating Sheldon.Mm, actually, I think Sheldon's popularbecause he's dating you.Now Sheldon's popular?What is happening?Maybe we should break for lunch.What time is it?According to the world's worst cuckoo clock, it's 2:00.My head hurtsand I'm more tired than ever.Why don't you just go home?No, I can do this.I just, I just need another energy drink.Oh, no.What?I want another one.So?That's a craving.That's a sign of chemical dependency.You only had one.No, I know,but plenty of things are addictive after a single exposure.I mean, crack cocaine, nicotine, Pringles.You know once one pops one just can't stop.You can't develop a problem that fast.You want to bet? Oh, great,now I'm addicted to gambling.We can't afford to lose any more time.Well, this probably won't work, but has anyone ever tried to just haul off and whoop the crazy out of him?That's not helpful.It's fun to think about, but it's not helpful.Hey, Sheldon, we are on a serious time crunch.We can't do this without you.Can you please pull it together?I'm sorry. Yes, of course.Thank you.Just, please, bear with meif I display symptoms of caffeine withdrawal.No worries.You guys stink.You guys stink.Sorry I flipped out on you.I think it's just hormones.I think you were mean before you were pregnant, but it's fine.So, uh, instead of cleaning out the room,why don't we just decide on a theme for the nursery? Does it really need one?Of course it does.Didn't your baby room have a theme?Well, it doubled as my dad's office,and he was a cop,so I guess the theme was bloody homicide photos. Oh. Mine was Winnie the Pooh.But anyway...why don't we just take a step backand start with a color?Right? There are so many amazing ones.Red, blue, green, purple...Are you just gonna name all the colors?Well, not now.I don't care what color the room is.Okay, well, I'm just trying to help you.Well, you're not, so just drop it!I'm clearly upset. Why aren't you following me?Sorry! Sorry!And when Amy started using a solution of chromic acid and white vinegar to clean all her lab equipment,all of a sudden, everybody was doing it.You trend setter!Just the right idea at the right time.Okay, okay, so Amy's cool, Sheldon's cool.- Tell me about Leonard. - Who?Leonard Hofstadter.Oh, him. I guess he's all right.Apparently he tricked some hot girl into marrying him. That's me, I'm her.You know, he didn't trick me.He just wore me down.It makes sense you two are friends.I mean, hot girls always stick together.And you thought this wasn't gonna be a great party. You know, I had no ideaCaltech is exactly like my high school.Well, it's not exactly like it.We're all extremely smart.Wow... you popular girls are mean.I'm gonna get some coffee. You want some?Uh, you're really going to have caffeine in front of me when I'm trying to get my life back on track?Uh, okay, let's pretend you do have a problem.- I do. - You don't.- Yeah, but I do. - No, you don't!But let's say you do.And don't say you do, because you don't!Now, wouldn't you think that throwing yourselfinto your work would be the best way to deal with it? - With what? - Your problem.I thought I didn't have a problem.That was painful to watch.So where are we going?I don't know.Okay.How Thelma and Louise of us.How Thelma and Louise of us.Raj, why don't I care about anything?I'm sorry?It's my baby.I-I should care about nurseries and colors,and I don't-- what's wrong with me?Well, crime-scene photos near your crib spring to mind.I keep waiting to feel excited,but it's not happening.What if it never happens?Bernadette, come on, look,you're overthinking this, okay?You're gonna be an amazing mom.Even if you don't believe it,I know you have maternal instincts.Once, I was supposed to babysit my brothers.Our neighbor found them naked in the backyard eating crickets. Happy and well-fed.You see, that's what I'm taking from that story.Leonard, can I ask you a question?Is it about the rotational symmetries you should be figuring out or your fake caffeine problem?Howard, can I ask you a question?No.All right, I'll just toss this out to the room.Um, I was thinking that the best wayto fight my addiction is by weaning myself off in steps. Now, I couldn't find a caffeine patch,but I did find what claims to bea mind-boosting caffeine suppository.Yeah.You know, the interesting fact about the rectum...Sheldon!We are dealing with an impossible deadlinefrom the Air Force because of you.So have an energy drink, don't have an energy drink.Order suppositories and shove 'em wherever you want,I don't care!You don't shove them.They come with an easy-glide applicator. Right. Listen to me.We can't do anything until you do your part. So get up in front of this whiteboard and do it! - I can't. - Yes, you can.No...I can't figure out the math.I've been racking my brain for days,and I've got nothing.Seriously?I can't do it.I'm not as smart as I think I am.I'm so sorry. This is all my fault.It's okay, we'll figure something out.But what if we can't?It'll be fine.You'll see.Sheldon?Buddy?When the baby gets here,you gotta teach me that.Thank you so much, Bert. This was great.My pleasure.You girls want to take homea two-gallon tub of potato salad?I think we're good.Okay, well, thanks for coming by.You're nice people.Well, so are you. In fact, you know what?We will never take you for granite.Did you get that? Granite?A little geology joke.You need to leave.I'm in love with both of you now.- Okay. - Bye.Uh, pull over.What? Why? Who are you calling?You're gonna rat me out to Howard, aren't you? You're such a snitch, no wonder I don't like you. Whoa, I'm calling my dad, okay?He's got experience dealing with pregnant ladies because he's an OBGYN.And experience with crazy ladiesbecause of my mom.Hello, Rajesh.Are you calling to ask for money?What? No.Are you calling to ask for things that cost money? No.Great. What's up?This is my friend, Bernadette.She's pregnant, and she's a bit worried,so I thought maybe you could talk to her.Of course. What seems to be the trouble?Something's wrong.I don't care about any of the baby stuffevery other mom is so into.Honestly, I'm not even sure I like babies.Look, some people are baby people,and some people are not baby people.It doesn't mean you won't love your own baby.But I thought I'd be more excited.Oh, being excited isn't a guarantee of anything.Rajesh's mother was thrilled when she was pregnant with him. After he was born, she doted on his every move.And you know what happened?He broke her heart, moved halfway around the world,and dates only poor white women.So you never know.Thank you. I feel better now.- I don't! - Good.Bernadette, I hope you have a daughter.Uh...I don't know how to say this.Well, you could try starting with "sir".Right. Sorry, sir.He said start with it, not end with it.Sir...We've hit a bit of a snag.We're already behind schedule.The computations required toovercome the deployability issuesare more significant than we thought.I understand that we're under contract,and I don't know what the consequences of violating that are, but, uh... we're not gonna be able to deliverin the time we promised.How long do you need?We-We're thinking... two years.All right.That's it?You're okay with that?You think you're the first government contractorwho isn't gonna deliver on time?We're still waiting for a big space laserReagan ordered to beat the commies.Thanks for understanding, sir.Yes, thank you so much.We-We really appreciate it.All right, pressure's offWanna see a movie?Popcorn's on me.。
生活大爆炸--第10季第21集-美剧-字幕-对白-中英文对照-看电影学英语-打印-word版
All right, we're about to go live. 好啦节目马上开始直播Everyone on their A-game! 大家拿出最佳表现Good energy! 精神点Hello. 大家好I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper. 我是谢尔顿·库珀博士And I'm Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler. 我是艾米·菲拉·福勒博士And welcome to a special retrospective, 欢迎收看特殊回忆集where we will take a look back at the history of Fun with Flags我们将回顾《有趣的旗帜》这一节目的起源on an episode we're calling... 请收看这一集...Fun with Flags: Behind the Flags: A Retrospective. 《有趣的旗帜: 旗帜背后回忆特辑》♪ Wondering how it all began ♪ ♪ 好奇节目如何开始 ♪♪ You'll need a good attention span ♪ ♪ 得超长待机不打盹 ♪♪ For information and entertainment ♪ ♪ 无论知识还是娱乐 ♪♪ That's equally effective ♪ ♪ 这个节目统统都有 ♪♪ It's fun with flags ♪ ♪ 有趣旗帜 ♪♪ Behind the flags ♪ ♪ 旗帜背后 ♪♪ A retrospective ♪ ♪ 回忆特辑 ♪♪ Flags. ♪ ♪ 旗开得胜 ♪Mind you, when we say behind the flags 提醒大家我们说旗帜"背后"we don't literally mean these flags. 不是指这两面旗帜的背后That's just where we have dinner. 它们背后是我们的餐桌Now, I'm sure many of you are wondering 好了我相信你们很多人都好奇how Fun with Flags began. 《有趣的旗帜》是如何开始的So let's hear from some people who were there 让我们听听见证我们节目开始的at the very start. 老朋友们怎么说H-Howard. Flashback sounds. 霍华德记忆闪回音效Could have played that on my harp. 明明我用竖琴也能弹Just roll the clip. 你乖乖播影片就对了So tell us in your own words 用你们自己的话about that magical moment when Fun with Flags was born.告诉大家《有趣的旗帜》开始时那魔力的瞬间I honestly don't remember. 说真的我记不得了Sure you do. 你肯定记得I was telling you both the story 我当时正跟你们俩说about how Haiti and Lichtenstein 海地与列支敦士登两国discovered they had the same flag. 是怎么发现与对方用了同样的国旗It was at the Summer Olympics of 1936, 当时正值1936年的夏季奥运会and two plucky nations... 这两个勇敢的国家Oh, wait. I remember. 等等我想起来了Oh, and do you remember what you said? 那你还记得当时对我说什么了吗Yes. Please find someone who cares. 记得拜托去找愿意鸟你的人And that's exactly what I did. 于是我真的这么做了I found a lot of someones. 我找到了很多愿意鸟我的人Almost 200. 有将近两百人呢Many of them on purpose. 很多人还是强迫中奖And now we're going to turn it over to you, the viewers, 现在我们要听听你们怎么说各位观众to call in and share your favorite Fun with Flags moments.请踊跃来电分享你们最喜爱的节目时刻And-and don't get discouraged if the phone lines are jammed. 如果发现电话占线千万别气馁Just keep trying. 继续尝试拨打就对了Oh, thank God! 老天保佑Welcome to Fun with Flags! 欢迎致电《有趣的旗帜》Hey, Sheldon. 你好谢尔顿Hey, Amy. It's Bert. 你好啊艾米是我伯特Hello, Bert. 你好啊伯特What is your flag-related comment or query? 你有什么跟旗帜有关的评语或疑问呢I have a girlfriend. 我交到女朋友了And what does that have to do with flags? 这跟旗帜有什么关联呢Nothing. I just wanted everyone to know I have a girlfriend. 没关联我就是想告诉大家我交到女朋友了Bert, you're tying up the line. 伯特你别占着线路了My apologies to all of you 在此跟试图打进来trying to call in with legitimate flag comments. 分享与旗帜有关评论的各位道歉All right. W-We have our next caller. 好的下一位观众打进来了Her name's Rebecca. 她的名字叫丽贝卡Should we get lunch or you want to eat at the zoo? 我们是先去吃饭还是在动物园里吃Oh, Howie, I don't need food 华仔我不用吃饭as long as I can look at my phone? 我玩手机就能玩饱I don't like when you imitate me. 我不喜欢你模仿我You want to hear my Stuart? 那你想听我模仿斯图尔特吗It's been a while since I've gone on a date. 我有好一阵子没跟人约会过了You mind if we watch the monkeys doing it? 不介意看一下猴子交配吧I said that to you in confidence. 这是我私下跟你说的好吗This is supposed to be our family fun day. 这应该是我们的家庭欢乐游What's so important on your phone? 你手机上有什么事那么重要I'm on the day care's Web site. 我在看托儿所的网站Stop looking at that. The day care's great. 不用看了那家托儿所很赞It's on campus. 就在我校区里My office is two minutes away. 离我办公室就两分钟路程There's nothing to worry about. 没什么好担心的What if she likes the people who work there more than us?万一她对托儿所员工的喜爱胜过我们怎么办She already likes soap bubbles more than us. 她对肥皂泡泡的喜爱已经胜过我们了When I go back to work, 一旦我回去工作we're gonna leave her with these people. 我们就要把她交到这些人手里We don't know anything about them. 而我们完全不了解他们They're highly-trained educators with background checks. 他们都是通过背景调查训练有素的教育工作者They're even required to be current on all vaccinations.甚至要求身上所有疫苗皆要在有效期内You leave her with me, and I'm not any of those things. 你也让我照顾她啊可刚才说的我一样都没有Where's Howard? 霍华德人呢He took the day off. 他请一天假Oh, let's take advantage of his absence 那我们快把握他不在的机会and tell the kinds of jokes only physicists get. 多说一点只有我们物理学家才懂的笑话I'll go first. 我先来Okay, here. 来听好了Uh, Heisenberg is pulled over by a police officer. 有天德国物理学家海森堡开车被警察拦下And the policeman says, 警察对他说Did you know you were going 85 miles per hour? 你知道你刚才开到了时速137公里吗And Heisenberg says, 然后海森堡说Darn it, now I don't know where I am. 靠现在我不知道我在哪里了表明"粒子的位置与动量不可同时被确定" 海森堡曾提出过不确定性原理- So Howard back Monday? - Yeah. -霍华德周一回来是吗 -对Hey, guys. 伙计们- Oh, hello. - Want to join us? -你好 -要坐下来一起吃吗But he's a geologist, and I have more physics jokes. 可他是个地质学家而我还有很多物理笑话要讲呢Oh, quick! Sit! 快请坐So, Sheldon says you have a new girlfriend. 谢尔顿说你交了新的女朋友Yeah, which he rudely announced on my flag show. 对啊他在我旗帜节目上无礼地宣布这消息People were so upset about it 人们对此超级不爽的no one else called in the rest of the night. 以致于当晚后来再也没有人打电话进来Sorry. I couldn't help myself. 抱歉我克制不住自己I guess I just love love. 大概我只是太爱爱情Well, I'm very happy for you. 我为你感到由衷高兴Hey, we're all having dinner tonight. 我们今晚一起吃晚餐Why don't the two of you join us? 不如你们俩也加入我们吧Yeah, wh-- Hold on. 是啊等一下We don't know anything about this woman. 我们对这个女人一点都不了解What do you want to know? 你想了解什么Is she a geologist? 她是地质学家吗- No. - Oh, great. See you at 7:00. -不是 -很好晚上7点见How about after this we go see the exotic bird show?我们看完这个就去看奇珍异鸟表演怎么样Not a good idea. 这主意不好My hair is a coveted nesting material. 我的头发是鸟类梦寐以求的筑巢材料Learning anything? 有学到什么吗Well, sloth babies cling to their mothers' bodies 树懒宝宝一直粘着妈妈不松手for almost a year. 这过程差不多有一年I'm going back to work after only four months, 而我在短短的四个月后就要回去工作了so I've learned I hate myself, I hate sloths, 所以我学到我恨我自己我恨树懒and I hate you for bringing me here. 我恨你把我带来这里Me I get, but that sloth is pretty cute. 你恨我我懂可那只树懒还挺可爱的It's not just the sloth. 不仅仅是树懒Polar bears nurse their cubs for almost eight months.北极熊喂养幼熊的时间也差不多有八个月The orangutan mother builds her baby a new home every night.母猩猩每天晚上都给她的宝宝弄个新窝And what do I do? 而我呢I choose my career over my child! 我选择了事业舍弃了孩子Told you we should have gone to Legoland. 早跟你说我们应该去乐高乐园Can't believe Bert has a girlfriend and I don't. 真不敢相信伯特都有女朋友了而我却没有I thought you were taking a break from women 我还以为你要在花丛中歇歇脚to focus on your career. 好好专注你的事业Oh, grow up. 成熟点好吗Don't you have any friends he can date? 你没有朋友可以介绍给他了吗Hey, I already set up Howard and Bernadette. 我已经把伯纳黛特介绍给霍华德了It's your turn to ruin some poor girl's life. 该轮到你去毁掉某个可怜妹子的人生了Oh, hey, guys. Come in. 你们好呀请进Thanks. 谢谢Everyone, 各位this is Rebecca. 这位是丽贝卡She's younger and far more attractive than he is. 她不但比他年轻长得还比他好看千百倍They're copying you two. 他们俩在模仿你们俩呢What are you making? 你在做什么Chicken. 鸡肉Birds mess with my hair, I come back hard. 鸟儿蹂躏我的头发我得加倍蹂躏它们同类Finally get Halley down? 哈雷终于睡下了吗Yeah, eventually. 是的终于She's still not happy about taking a bottle, though. 不过她还是很抗拒用奶瓶喝奶Look, if you're not ready to go back to work, 如果你没准备好回去上班we'll figure something out. 我们会想到解决办法的No, I'll be fine. 算了我会没事的It might be good for her. 这对哈雷来说或许是好事Howard's mother was around him all the time, 霍华德他妈就一直陪在他身边and he's a world-class mama's boy. 结果把他惯成世界级的妈宝I mean, wh-why would you say that? 你为什么要这么说Go ahead, have a tantrum; that'll prove me wrong. 来啊发脾气啊那恰恰证明我是"错"的It would be nice to raise Halley to be a little more independent其实把哈雷养育成比你更独立的人than you were. 也没什么不好啊I guess. 大概吧It wasn't until college that I learned 我到了上大学才知道you can put a thermometer in your mouth. 原来温度计可以放嘴里On that charming note, dinner is served. 听完这么有趣的事晚餐也好了So is this your first time dating a scientist? 这是你第一次跟科学家约会吗'Cause I'm thinking of starting a support group. 因为我打算弄一个互助团Actually, I'm not new to this. 其实我不是第一次了I was engaged to a Scientologist. 我曾跟一名科学神教信徒订婚教主曾是科幻小说家与科学并无关联科学神教是一个争议颇大的"宗教"Bert, Rebecca. 伯特丽贝卡I'd like to apologize for my insensitive comment earlier. 我要为我之前无心说错的话道歉Don't worry about it. It's fine. 别担心没关系啦See? It was fine. 瞧人家说没关系I didn't need a time-out. 我不用出门思过It wasn't a time-out. Let's get some food. 不是真的出门思过我们吃东西吧You made me sit on the stairs and think about what I did. 你让我出门坐在楼梯上悔过自己的所作所为Get your food! 去拿吃的So how did you two meet? 你们俩怎么认识的Oh, it's such a cute story. 这是一个有爱的故事We met on a dating Web site. 我们在一个约会网站上认识的Is that it? 就这样吗Oh, sorry. The end. 抱歉全剧终That's nice. 挺好的I haven't had much success meeting people online. 我在网络交友这方面还从未成功过I didn't either, until I revamped my profile. 我也是直到我修改了我的个人档案What'd you do, delete your photo? 你做了什么删掉自己的照片吗- Go. - Fine. -出去 -好吧And don't you slam that door. 你敢摔门试试Aw, man. 可恶Did I say something wrong? 我说错什么了吗No, it's always him. 不说错话的永远是他So, Bert, you were telling us how you updated your profile? 伯特你刚说到你更新了自己的个人档案Right. I wasn't getting any responses, and then I added, 对之前没有一个人理我然后我加了一条recent $625,000 MacArthur grant winner. 最近刚获得天才奖与奖金62.5万美元and five minutes later, 结果五分钟后I met my soul mate. 我就遇到了我的灵魂伴侣I was wrong. You can come back in. 是我错了你可以进来了So, Rebecca, how did you become a personal trainer? 丽贝卡你是怎么当上私人健身教练的呢I came to Los Angeles to be an actress, 我来洛杉矶是想成为演员and things didn't really work out. 但结果并不尽如人意I'd say she's copying you again, but... 我本来想说她又在模仿你可是......I'm getting tired of sitting in the hall. 我真的不想再被赶出门外I'd love a personal trainer. 我很需要一个私人健身教练I haven't seen my abs since they opened a Shake Shack 我下班路上开了一家网红奶昔店后on my drive home. 从此腹肌是路人I could give you some free sessions. 我可以免费给你上几堂课Oh, is that offer for everybody? 听者有份吗Nice try. I'm not going. 省省吧我不会去的Where's your bathroom? 洗手间在哪里Mm, just down there. 就在里面She's so perfect, sometimes I think she isn't real. 她真的太完美了有时我都怀疑她不是真人And then she goes to the bathroom, and I know she is. 直到她去上厕所我才能确定她是真人Aw, that's so weird. 真的好甜蜜好诡异哦I'm sorry, Bert, 恕我直言伯特but aren't you worried she's only with you for your money?你不担心她和你在一起只是为了钱吗She better be. On our first date, 就希望她是啊我们第一次约会I bought her an 80-inch flat-screen. 我就给她买了一台80寸的平板电视Your first date? 第一次约会就买了Did you even measure her walls? 你有量过她家电视墙有多大吗You know, on our first date, 我们第一次约会时Leonard used a coupon to buy me a pretzel. 莱纳德用折价券给我买了椒盐脆饼And we lived happily ever after. 从此我们就过上了幸福快乐的生活The end. 全剧终Well, guess I'm ready to go. 我准备出门了Have a great first day back. 祝你复工第一天愉快You have everything she needs for day care? 托儿所要用到的你都给她准备好了吗Yep, all in the bag. 好了都装到包包里了Good. 很好Okay, sweetie, 好了宝宝Mommy's gonna go to work now, so you have fun today. 妈妈要去上班了你今天玩得开心哦I told her if day care is anything like prison, 我跟她说了如果托儿所跟监狱情况一样find the biggest baby and knock him out. 那就去把最大只的宝宝打晕就对了Bye, cutie. 再见小可爱I'm gonna miss you. 我会想你的I'm gonna be waiting right here tonight when you get home. 我今晚会在家里等着你回来Stop, you're gonna make me cry. 别这样你害得我都想哭了Great, now everybody's crying. 这下好了现在大家都哭了At least Halley's not. 至少哈雷没哭啊That's good. 那很好啊She's not gonna see us all day, and she doesn't even care! 她一整天都见不到我们而她根本不在乎Who's ready to laugh? 准备好要被逗乐了吗Okay. So... 开讲啦Feynman, Einstein and Schrodinger walk into a bar. 费曼爱因斯坦和薛定谔一同走进酒吧里Feynman says, 费曼说It appears we're inside a joke. 看样子我们身处一个笑话里Einstein replies, but only to an observer 爱因斯坦回答但仅仅是对who saw us walk in simultaneously. 看见我们一起走进来的人而言[相对论]To which Schrodinger says, 薛定谔对他说道可发现一只死猫[人]或活猫而非又死又活的叠加态薛定谔的猫这实验中如果实验者观察[酒吧]内部if someone's looking in the window, I'm leaving. 如果有人从窗户望进来观察我就立马走人That's actually funny. 其实还挺好笑的You should send that to Jimmy Fallon. 你应该把这笑话发给脱口秀主持人Oh, hello. Join us. 你好一起坐吧Hey, sorry if last night was awkward. 抱歉啊昨晚气氛有点尴尬Actually, it got me thinking 事实上我开始思考that I shouldn't flaunt my money to find love. 我不应该用炫富的方式换取爱情I might break up with Rebecca. 我可能会跟丽贝卡分手Wow, that's a big step. 这是个很重要的决定I think it shows a lot of character. 这很能表现出你高尚的品德I'm gonna hold out and see if I can find 我要等等看看看会不会有a hot young blonde who likes me for me. 年轻性感的金发妞单纯喜欢我这个人That's a good one. 这笑话真好笑Okay, now, Leonard, you tell a joke. 莱纳德轮到你说笑话了How's she doing? 她还好吗She's great. Look. 她很开心你看I see a wall... 我看到墙floor... 地板some Asian baby... 某个亚洲娃There she is. 看到她了See? Nothing to worry about. 看到没没什么好担心的Thank you. 谢谢Okay, I'm gonna try and get some work done. 好了我得试着处理工作了Yeah, me, too. Love you. 好我也是爱你Love you, too. Bye. 我也爱你再见How is she? 她怎么样了What are you doing here? 你在这里干嘛Can't a guy hang out at a college he doesn't go to 一个男人就不能到一所他没读过的大学and stare at a baby that isn't his? 盯着看一个不是他生的宝宝吗I get it. 我能理解I haven't even made it to my office yet. 我都没走到办公室就忍不住来看她了Is it weird if we just stand here and watch her all day? 如果我们一整天就站在这看她会不会很怪Probably. 大概会吧We should go. 我们该走了Yeah. 是啊Or we could take her to the aquarium. 又或者我们可以带她去水族馆I'll get her, you grab her bag. 我去抱她你去拿她的包包Hang on, Halley, we're busting you out of there! 撑住哈雷我们来救你出来了What are you looking at? 你在看什么Comments from our Behind the Flags retrospective. 在看《旗帜背后回忆特辑》的评论Get this, people are calling it 听听这个有人夸这一期the longest one yet. 至今为最漫长的一集Hello? Anybody home? 有人在家吗Is that Bert? 是伯特吗It's Bert. 是伯特I think it's Bert. 听起来好像是伯特Hey, what's up? 怎么了I broke up with Rebecca. 我和丽贝卡分手了You know, good for you. 这对你来说是好事呀No, I miss her. 才怪我想死她了I don't know why I listened to you. 我不懂当时为什么要听你的He's not wrong. 他说得没错It was your crackpot idea that he deserves love. 都是你瞎扯什么他值得被爱You know, you need to start raising your hand 下次你想说话时before you speak. 必须先举手Yes, starting now. 是的从现在开始Bert, you're a good guy; you deserve a woman 伯特你是个好人你值得被一个爱你who's interested in more than just your money. 而不是只爱你的钱的女人爱She was also interested in walking around my house 她也爱只穿着小裤裤in her underwear. 在我家溜达Now the only one doing that is me. 现在家里会这样的人只有我了If you're that upset, go get her back. 如果你这么难过就把她追回来吧I tried. 我试过了She's not answering my calls. 她都不接我的电话了Which really hurts because I bought her that phone. 一想到电话还是我买给她的就心如刀绞I made a huge mistake. 我真是犯了一个大错No, you didn't. Okay? 不你没有做错Look, Bert, when I had money, 伯特以前我有钱时I dated lots of girls who weren't right for me. 我和好多不合适的女孩约会过And then I gave up my money, 后来我放弃了万贯家财and now I'm alone and living with my friends, 如今我孤身一人借宿在朋友家and somebody else should probably talk now. 拜托谁快点来把这个话头接走Look, sweetie, 亲我说relationships aren't about money, okay? 恋爱并不是靠金钱维系的It's about respect and having things in common 而是靠相互尊重和共同之处and... 以及...Yes, Sheldon? 什么事谢尔顿You and Leonard don't have anything in common. 你和莱纳德就没有任何共同之处呀Maybe you should break up. 也许你俩也该分手You called on him. 你自找的Guess who's home from day care? 猜猜谁从托儿所回来啦It's Halley. 是我们的小哈雷Unless somebody else put an X on the bottom of their kid's foot.除非有别人也在宝宝脚底做了X记号You realize they called when you took her. 你们一接走她托儿所就给我打电话Guess who's home from the aquarium? 猜猜谁从水族馆回来啦Sorry again for barging in. 抱歉突然来打搅You don't have to go. You're welcome to hang with us. 别走嘛我们都很欢迎你一起玩Actually, our friendship group is at capacity. 事实上我们的朋友小团体已经满员了But if anybody drops out, you're at the top of the list. 但如果有人退出你将是第一候补团员Unless it's Raj, 除非是拉杰退出in which case, we'll probably get a person of color. 那样的话我们会需要补充一个有色人种You guys are nice, but I'm just gonna 你们人太好了但是我准备buy Rebecca a Jet Ski and see if that gets her back. 买一台水上摩托来唤回丽贝卡芳心I feel bad for Bert. 我真替伯特不值So he's using his money to attract a mate. 其实他用他的钱来吸引女性Is that any different than me using my intelligence 和我用我的智慧来吸引艾米to attract Amy? 有什么不同吗Or Leonard using his power of groveling to get Penny?莱纳德不也用他的卑躬屈膝去吸引佩妮吗It's totally different. 差别可太大了Bert's money might run out, 伯特的万贯家财有尽时but I can beg until the end of time. 我的跪求大法无绝期All that and he's shorter than me. 不光如此他还比我矮Sheldon, what did Amy have that attracted you? 谢尔顿艾米有哪些地方吸引你Oh, so many things. 数不胜数呀Her mind, her kindness, 她聪慧的头脑善良的品行and especially her body. 尤其是她绝妙的身体Really? 真的吗Relax. We're the same blood type. 别多想我和他的血型一样He knew he could harvest an organ. 他知道我的器官可以捐给他She does look happy. 她看起来挺开心的See? This is the right thing for her. 看到没这才是对她好的选择Let's all just go to work. 我们上班去吧Anytime. 想走时就吱一声Let me just say good-bye. 让我告别一下就好Halley. Look at Mommy. 哈雷看看妈咪Over here, honey. 我在这里呢宝贝Say good-bye to Mommy! 跟你老妈说拜拜Look at me! 快看老娘Look at your mother! 看一眼生你养你的亲妈呀All right, we can go. 好了我们走吧Hello. 大家好I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper. 我是谢尔顿·库伯博士And I'm Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler. 我是艾米·法拉·福勒博士Based on the glowing reception 基于我们最近播出的of our recent Behind the Flags retrospective, 《有趣的旗帜: 旗帜背后回忆特辑》反响非凡we thought you might like to see how it all came together.我们想你们大概想看看它的制作过程So welcome to tonight's episode... 欢迎收看今晚的特辑Fun with Flags: 《有趣的旗帜:Behind the Behind the Flags: 旗帜背后回忆特辑的A Retrospective Retrospective. 背后回忆特辑》Ooh, we already have our first call. 已经有一位观众来电了Hello, you're on Fun with Flags. 您好欢迎致电《有趣的旗帜》The Jet Ski worked. I got her back. 水上摩托成功了我的爱人又回来了。
生活大爆炸--第10季第19集-美剧-字幕-对白-台词-纯英文-看美剧-电影学英语-打印-word版
You know, downward-facing dogcomes from the Sanskrit phrase adho mukha shvanasana. Oh, that's beautiful. What does it mean?"Downward-facing dog."Yeah, I guess they don't have Sanskritfor "Butts up and heads down."Hey, we wrote the Kama Sutra.If it involves butts, there's a word for it.I thought we were getting breakfast before work.Oh, right, sorry.It's my fault. I asked Penny to do yoga with me.If you want, I can get ready in five minutes.It's cute that you think that.Don't worry about it.Hey, can I ask you a favor?Would you mind taking Cinnamon for a walk?Sure. You're living here for free.I guess I owe you.Bye, Cinnamon. Be a good girl.- Yeah, bye, sweetie! - Bye!Yeah, yeah, bye, Leonard.Okay, and tree pose.Well, she's done.Things have been going really wellwith the infinite resistance gyroscope.That's great. How so?Oh, the project is classified.I can't tell you.Oh, I suppose I could redact the classified parts.All right, um, I came up with an elegant solution to the...I used the...And then I...And that did it.Wow, I wonder what they're redacting.Why don't you ask me what I'm working on?Oh, very well. What have you been working on?And feel free to honk during the boring parts.I'm doing some experiments to showthat the signal to move a muscle occursbefore you know you even decided to move it. W... So you're attempting to pinpointwhere consciousness resides in the brain.Yes, I'm trying to figure out the nanometerand the attosecond, precisely where and whenan event of awareness takes place.Well, what do you know?Here I was, waiting to be bored with biology,and instead you tickle my intellectual fancy.Which, unlike my body, is an okay place to tickle.You know, when I was six,I wanted to marry the gorilla from Good Night, Gorilla. Maybe I was onto something.Gentlemen, the most interesting thingjust happened with this spoon.Unless it was singing "Be Our Guest," I doubt it.Unless it was singing "Be Our Guest," I doubt it.Yeah, I picked it up without thinking about it.Which raises a neuroscientific question,when did I decide to pick it up?The bigger question is, what are you gonna eat with that spoon? You didn't get any food.He does raise an interesting point.Amy is studying the time lag between intent and awareness, and I realized that appliesto the measurement problem in quantum mechanics.Now, I recognize there will be a time lagbetween me saying that and you Googling what it means,so I'll wait.I understand it, Sheldon.Yeah, me, too.I'm sorry, I spaced.Are we still talking about the spoon?It's nice to see you taking an interest in Amy's work.Well, don't get me wrong.Neurobiology's nothing more than the scienceof gray squishy stuff.But, you know, when it connects to physics,gas up the Ford, Martha, we're going for a drive.So did you confront Jennifer?I was going to, but she called in sick.And guess who else called in sick.- Paul. - Paul.Who's Paul?Oh, you met him at the office Christmas party.He's married to Nancy.Oh, sure. Wait, Nancy?I bet Jennifer gets a promotion out of this,which is so unfair because I work twice as hard as she does. Don't worry, Jerry won't be fooledby that type of behavior.Jerry?It didn't work for Randy, it didn't work for Tina,it sure as hell isn't gonna work for Jennifer.Well, I hope not.I just hate when people play those kinds of games.Tina?With your sales record, you have nothing to worry about.I went to your office Christmas party?You know, I like harp lessons,but I'm thinking of switching to elevator repair lessons. What are you working on?I was thinking about your experimenton the neuroscience of decision making,and I realized,if we connect it to the measurement problem in quantum mechanics, we have a chance to disprove the role of consciousnesswe have a chance to disprove the role of consciousnessin the Copenhagen Interpretation.Wait, are you saying if we combine my experimentwith your calculations,we can determine the precise moment in timewhen the wave function collapses?It could be the most inspired combinationsince I mixed red Icee into my blue Icee.It was like drinking 2/7 of the rainbow.Sheldon, this is really interesting.Yeah, and this one won't stain my teeth purple.You know, we've never collaborated professionally before.Are you worried it might affect our relationship?That is a valid point.Perhaps we should establish some ground rules.Well, that would make me feel better.All right, let's start right now.Uh, rule number one,no using sexuality to get your way.That's a ridiculous rule.Is it?Okay, how is that?I can actually feel the toxinsbeing pulled out of my skin.Well, this is a moisturizing mask.Oh, well, then I can actually feelthe moisture going into my skin.Hey, I hope you don't mind,I used a little of your eye cream last night.I thought someone looked brighter and tighter.I'd still like to know who Jerry is.Don't worry about it. Hey, after this,how about we all go out and do something together? That would be great. Thank you.You want to go shopping?Ooh, yes. Fun.Or we could do something we'll all enjoy,like play a board game.♪ Imagine me and you, I do ♪♪ Imagine me and you, I do ♪♪ I think about you day and night ♪♪ It's only right to think about the one you love ♪♪ And hold her tight ♪♪ So happy together ♪♪ I can't see me lovin' nobody but you ♪♪ For all my life ♪♪ When you're with me ♪♪ Baby, the skies will be blue ♪♪ For all my life.♪I believe I've made some progress on our ground rules.Oh, good. What are they?Okay, uh, number one:in matters of physics,I have the final say.In matters of neuroscience, you have the final say. Unless I disagree.Oh, here.Number two: when we publish, my name goes first. Oh, subsequently, if we win any awards, I speak first.I don't want to be talking when the orchestra plays us off. Can I see that?Oh, of course.I'll get that back.Like all my underwear, that notebook says"Property of Sheldon Cooper."Sheldon, if we're gonna have ground rules,I'll tell you the first ground rule--I make the ground rules.I'd write that down, but I can't now, can I?I mean, they didn't say anything,but I just kind of felt like I was beinga weird third wheel.Huh, so you can tell what that feels like.Interesting.Anyway, I figured I can hang out with my friendsand have fun, too.Well, if your idea of fun is riding in a minivanto Target for diapers,things are about to get nuts.Oh, it's just nice to be with peoplewho are happy to have me around.Isn't that right, Halley?Well, at least someone had the courage to say it. Thank you, you are a good citizen.Told you.Go ahead, throw my underwear out the window. Same thing's gonna happen.Terrific.Do you want to hear our new set of ground rules? Fire away.Number one: we're on the same team,we're not in competition.That's smart, because Sheldon 1, Amy 0. Number two: disagreements can happen politely. There's no need to call an idea stupid.Aw, someone drew a penis in it.Are you listening?I'm sorry, go ahead.Number three.To avoid getting frustrated, we take built-in breaks and reward our successes with a small treat. Ooh, that sounds fun.Now, we're talking about real treats, right?Not Bible verses like my mother used to give me. Whatever you want.So, shall we get to work?Biology and physics coming together--Biology and physics coming together--this is like the peanut butter cup of the mind. Oh, I know what I want my treat to be!♪ Imagine me and you, I do ♪♪ I think about you day and night ♪♪ It's only right ♪♪ To think about the girl you love ♪♪ And hold her tight ♪♪ So happy together ♪♪ If I should call you up, invest a dime ♪♪ And you say you belong to me ♪♪ And ease my mind ♪♪ Imagine how the world could be, so very fine ♪♪ So happy together ♪♪ I can't see me ♪♪ Lovin' nobody but you ♪♪ For all my life... ♪Wow, look at that.Yes, this is remarkable.So we're agreed: it's complete garbage.By the way, your name can go first.I mean, I'm glad they're getting along,but it's starting to make me uncomfortable.Well, are you worried he's like another man in her life?A little, until I saw them in matching tops, so... Nice. 174 diapers.That ought to get us to Wednesday.Well, have you talked to them about it?Well, what am I supposed to say--"Stop having fun without me"?This one says that every time I go out.See? I listen to you.Look, Raj just gets along with women.I-I know,but he was my friend first.It's like she's stealing himand they're just having the best timedoing all their dumb girly stuff together.You sure you don't fit in?You sound like a catty bitch to me.I don't know where we went wrong.Yeah, the math is so inelegant.I'm not even sure it makes sense.Well, don't give up. Maybe we can fix it.Can you stop breathing so loud?I can hear your nose whistling.I can hear your face talking, so we're even.All right, either blow your noseor teach it to play "Camptown Races."Fine. Fine. You want me to blow my nose?Here, I'll blow it.Better?No, I can still hear it.Oh, wait, that's me. Never mind, it's fine.You know, you're exhausting.I knew working together was a bad idea.Hold on.I see what's wrong here.We did the propagation only to the occipital lobe,not to the prefrontal cortex.That would mean that this delayed parametershould be increased 250 milliseconds.Oh, that is much better.Yeah, boy, if good ideas came out of your brain the way mucus comes out of your nose, we'd be in good shape. Now, take a sip,swirl it around your mouth,and try to notice the flavors,the tannins, the textures.Well?I probably should have spit out my gum first.Yeah. You know,the last couple of weeks have been pretty rough,but, uh, staying here with you guyshas really helped take my mind off of it.Well, we've loved having you around.Right, sweetie?Leonard?Yeah, when did he leave?Yeah, that's rude.You know, it's nice to spend time with peoplewho don't talk about work like it's some kind of soap opera. Jennifer still trying to sleep her way to the top?Yeah.You should be happy someone wants to do the stuff with Penny you don't want to.Yeah, I wish I had that with Howard.Wait.What? What do I make you do?Let's see, the magic store,the Doctor Who convention,the National Belt Buckle Collector's meet and greet.It said right there on the invitation,"Buckle up for fun."It's not my fault you didn't listen.I'm sure I'm overreacting.You're entitled to feel how you feel.If you don't like it, you should just talk to her.I don't want to sound like a jealous baby.Oh, then maybe you shouldn't talk to her.You know, I had a feelingyou were using the wrong computational model,but I didn't say anything 'cause you're so sensitive.Just because I am easily botheredby light, heat, sound, smell and the way birds look at me does not mean I'm sensitive!I wonder what kind of success we'd haveif we defined measurement as the first momentthat an action potential is seen by the visual cortex.That is a daring and insightful solution.We're finally making progress.I wish we could do it without fighting.What if the fighting is the reason we're making progress?I suppose it's conceivable thatthe hormones associated with our fight-or-flight response could be sharpening our cognitive processes.Well, if that's the case,then your grandparents mumble and have bad posture. How dare you speak that way about my Grammy-- Hey, wait a second. Wait.Delta "T" could equal alpha sub-zero.It seems we have a choice to make.Abandon all ground rules in the name of science, or... give up collaborating for the sake of our relationship. There's only one clear choice.- Science it is. - No, you bonehead!Name-calling, that is perfect.Now, when I get to this equation here,really let me have it. You know?I-If it helps, I'm not the sharpest dresser.Anyway, I know it's silly, but since Raj moved in,I've been feeling a little left out.Well, sweetie, that's crazy.No, no, Penny, don't dismiss his feelings.Thank you. I just feel...Hang on, I'm not sayingthat his feelings aren't crazy.I just don't want him to think thatthis isn't a safe place.Well, to be truthful...Well, why wouldn't this be a safe place? I mean,he's surrounded by his wife and one of his best friends.I don't want to speak for Leonard.Thank you. I...But when you're insecure,no amount of external validationcan ever make you feel safe.Yeah, you're right.You know, you're really sensitive about this kind of stuff. - I'm a good listener. - Yeah.Hey, Olsen twins...What?Well, I-I mean, I'm sitting right here.You're talking about my feelingsand somehow leaving me out of the conversation.I'm sorry. What did you want to say?I don't know, you pretty much covered it.Can you read them back?"Revised ground rule number one:We are on the same team, but it is a competition." Excellent. Excellent.And on a related point, you're going down, punk. "Revised ground rule number two:There are definitely stupid questions.And those who ask them can be told soright to their stupid face."I love that one.Thanks, babe."Number three:Fair topics for insult includeEducational pedigree, scientific field,intellectual prowess, and mamas."Yeah, that list is strong.Like your mother's urge to be promiscuous with sailors.。
生活大爆炸--第11季第4集-美剧-字幕-对白-纯英文-看电影学英语-打印-word版
It feels like it wasn't that long agowe were here doing this for Halley.'Cause it wasn't.Which reminds me, before we leave,let's get you a vasectomy.Oh, that's sweet, but today is all about you.So, you two ready to find out the sex of this baby? - Yeah. - Absolutely.Is Halley hoping for a little brother or a little sister? Well, she's nine months old,so unless it jingles or is in my bra, she doesn't care. And how about you two?You know, for the first one, we really wanted a girl, but this time around, we don't have a preference. Yeah. Boy, girl, as long as it's healthy.Well, it's a boy.Come on, you can't really be disappointed.Hey, I barely know how to be a man myself.Now I have to teach someone?As the saying goes, those who can't do, teach? Don't you want a little version of Howard?I already have a little version of Howard.Now I'm having a son?I'll have to teach him how to play sports,and-and watch sportsand-and-and-and-and-and...He just ran out of man things. He's in trouble.It's okay. We're all here to help.Yes. And this baby will have plenty of manly role models. Now, I'm certain that whatever Bernadette can't teach him, Penny can.Uh, she can pee into a bottle.Anything with a neck wider than a nickel.Howie, there's a lot of amazing things you can teach a son. Yeah. You do always know how to pick just the right antacid.I don't know if I can teach that.It's just something I was born with.Come on. You can build things.You were an astronaut.That's true.You know, as a kid, I used to make model rockets.That'd be pretty cool to do with a son.Model rockets. Finally, something interesting.What is your preferred mode of recovery?Sheldon, we're helping our friends.And we got to model rockets, yeah?It was a tedious road, but well worth the effort.- So, have you thought of any names? - Amy.We finally got to model rockets.Why are you turning back?Hey, where are you going?Back to the dry cleaner. Look at this.They didn't get the stain out of my Starfleet uniform.Well, if you didn't make me wear the green body paint in bed, you wouldn't have to get it dry-cleaned so much.Nah, it's worth it.Hey, wait, it's your mom.Oh, too bad. She just missed me!Hey, Beverly.Oh, hello, Penny.Uh, Leonard just left.He's gonna be so upset he mssed your call.Why?Because he...Yeah, I don't know.How are you?Did you mean personally or professionally?Um, personally?Like, what'd you do last night?I had Cuban food at the home of a manwith whom I shared unsatisfying intercourse.Wow. Okay.And to anticipate your next questions,roasted pork and sideways missionary.Sure. Sure. 'Cause you were full.I haven't looked at all this stuff in years.Had it.Had it.Burnt down my garage with it.I had three model rockets as a kid,and that was the largest space program in India.You have a replica Saturn V?Yeah. My dad bought it before he, you know,abandoned our family.Lucky duck.Could never bring myself to open it without him.It's silly.No, it's not silly.I always wanted my dad to build rockets with me,but he wasn't interested.Ah, yes, disappointing fathers.Tell me about it.I remember for my 16th birthday, my dad bought me a Mercedes. Like, a little one, like a starter Mercedes.He had barely handed me the keysbefore he had to rush back to work.I didn't see him again till, like,pretty late that night.Anyway......as angry as I was with him leaving,building this stuff is probably what led meto become an engineer.I suppose, in his own way,my dad also encouraged me to pursue science.I mean, he is the one that taught methat flatulence is combustible.And also, polyester gym shorts don't burn.They melt.Yeah, I guess I'm an astrophysicist because,as a kid, I said I like to look at the stars,so my dad sent me to Hawaii to visit the Keck telescope.是世界上口径第二大的光学/近红外线望远镜Screw you. My pain is real.You know what? Forget the past.What do you say you and me build this rocket?That sounds like it could be a real bonding experience for us. Right?Oh, I see.Oh, you think that's a positive.So, you don't want to hang out with Sheldon and Howard? No, they were bonding over their sad childhoods,and my stupid parents were always there for me.What's all this?I'm just boxing up all the clothes Halley's outgrown.Guess we won't need them anymore.Oh, well, slow down.I'm sure there's some you could reuse for a boy.Daddy's little girl?Okay, well, what if we, uh, change it to say,Daddy's little girl magnet?Boom! Boy shirt.What about this?Uh, okay.Uh, pull off the skirt, slap a lightning bolt on the front, and you got baby Flash.Stick a long sleeve under it.Boom! Baby Sheldon.Wow, you're really good at this.Oh, please.This isn't my first time turning girl clothes into boy clothes. Why? You got your sister's hand-me-downs?Yeah, that.Oh. I should've brought peanuts.You can't eat peanuts. You're allergic.If you die, who's going to drive me home?I'm not gonna eat them.It's a thing they do at JPL.负责开发与管理无人空间探测任务When the Ranger mission finally had a successful launch, 发射过9次只成功过5次there were peanuts in the room.Ever since then, they have them at every launch.That sounds like a silly superstition.It's more of a tradition.Oh! I do love a tradition.Could you pull over at the next peanut store?I don't think that's a real thing.Oh, don't be pedantic.Any nut store will do.I-I don't think we can get peanuts out here.Ah, well, then this whole day's ruined.Now that I think about it, maybe it is more of a superstition. Whew! That was close.Oh, uh, hey, Beverly, you called my phone, not Leonard's. Actually, I was hoping to speak with you.Is this a good time?Uh, that depends.What time is it where you are?Uh, just after 5:00.Yeah, that counts.Yeah, that counts.What's up?Well, I enjoyed our conversation the other day,and I was hoping to continue it.Really?Uh, yes. You may find this surprising,but I don't have a lot of what you would call girlfriends. What?Of course, there are my female colleagues,but, uh, they're all Freudians,so the only boy that I can dish about is my father.so the only boy that I can dish about is my father.Uh, well, you know, I'm here for you.What do you want to talk about?Well, last time, we focused on my life.If we're going to be real girlfriends,we should talk about you as well.Well, you know, if we're gonna be real girlfriends,we should get a third girl we can trash behind her back. Oh, so we'd be catty.Oh, I like it.What about Sheldon's fiance?She seems a bit dour.Ooh, dour? Meow.All right.Here we go.L-minus ten, nine...Wait, what are you doing? It's T-minus?I was an astronaut. We used L-minus.But this is a Saturn V,and when they launched those, they said T-minus?It's my rocket! We're doing it my way.Fine.I'm not saying I know why your dad left,but I think I'm getting an idea.L-minusten, nine, eight,seven, six...'Cause you're kind of bossy....five, four, three, two,one...I remember them going up higher.Well, that's perfect.I mean, the one thing I thought I could do with my son, I can't even do that right.Well, if you want to see it again, I got it on video. Looks pretty cool in slow motion.Thank you for your support.- You're welcome. - I was being sarcastic.How dare you!Sheldon, what am I gonna do?I mean, what do I know about raising a boy?What do you know about raising a girl?Oh, my God, you're right.Well, I don't know if that was sarcasm or not.So, either you're welcome, or hey!Leonard, did you really just text me from the couchto put extra mustard on your sandwich?I was worried you might not check your e-mail.I swear to God, I will throw this out.That one was not me.Oh, wait, it was just your mom.My mother's texting you?Yeah. We've been talking a lot lately.Why?She sick of talking to the magic mirror on the wall?No, I think she's lonely.She's been reaching out.Okay, just be careful.You think you're getting close to her,and the next thing you know, you're featured in a bookcalled He's Doing It On Purpose: Raising a Teenage Bed-Wetter. No, it's not like that.You know, she's been opening up about her life,and she's actually been really supportive about mine.- Really? - Yeah.I've been telling her about my job,and she said she was proud of me.Well, that's great.Never told me she was proud of me.Even when I stayed dry for a whole month.Do you not want me to be friends with your mom?Well, let's be clear.I-I married you to hurt her.You're kind of ruining it.Reason number 13 to feel good:as a launch, it was bad,but as an explosion, it was glorious.Reason 14,you still have all your fingers,and boys prefer a dad with fingers.Thanks for trying,but you're not gonna be able to cheer me up.Well, how about this, then?You quit your whining before I give yousomething to cry about, young man.What?Those are comforting words my father would often say. Did it help?I turned out great.You tell me.Let's get going.Are you gonna be this mopey all the way home?I don't know, maybe.There any chance you'd be cheered upby an amazing trigonometry riddle?Well, if you can't answer that,there's no way you're gonna get this riddle.Oh, hey, hey, what do you think?Just because it's a boy, I don't think you need toput a picture of genitals on his shirt.But that's a baseball bat with two little baseballs. Okay, and now I see it.So, you know, I understand whyHoward is nervous about having a son,but are you really upset about it?No, I'm fine.It's just, I grew up with a bunch of brothers,so I thought it'd be nice for Halley to have a sister.Is that wrong?Of course it's wrong.You don't know what this little boy's gonna be like. Maybe he'll be rough and tumble,or maybe he'll be sweet and sensitive,or maybe he'll be all those things, like me.You're rough and tumble?You bet I am, bitch.But I'm also sensitive and regret saying that.- Hey. - Hello.You got a sec?Sure. What's up?Penny's been talking to my motherlike they're best friends, and it's kind of freaking me out. Okay...I'm pretty sure they're not best friends.'Cause you can only have one best friend.And Penny has that, and it's me.Oh, really? Is she FaceTiming with you right now? Because she's FaceTiming with my mom, and believe me, that is not a face you want to spend time with.Hmm. Well, I have been pretty busy lately.Maybe I've been neglecting our friendship.Penny knows I have a complicated relationship with my mother; it's like she doesn't even care.And with everything going on at the laband planning the wedding,I just, I have so little free time.Penny doesn't know how manipulative my mother can be.Did you know there's such a thing asreverse, reverse, reverse psychology?Because... there is.I mean, she must feel so abandoned.She's used to me being there all the time,but now I have my own life,and she's just gonna have to accept it.And why is my mom proud of Penny and not me?I mean, the real question is: why is Penny so afraid of me growing as a person?I'm good at stuff, too!I deserve my own life!Okay, well, thanks.Good talk.You know, studies have shownthat people distracted by emotional issuesare poor drivers.What about people distracted by irritating passengers?That would be hard to test,because irritating is a subjective quality.Strongly disagree.Can I drive?No.You can't drive.You don't even have a license.Actually, I do.Really? Since when?Three years ago.I went on a bit of a license kick.I'm also a commercial fisherman.Then why don't you ever drive yourself?Honestly, I barely passed my test.And the one time I drove on my own,I made a U-turn, got dizzy, threw up and walked home. You really want to drive?It seems like the perfect time.The roads are straight, there's no one around,and you don't seem to care if you live or die.Live, Sheldon. I want to live.That makes things a little trickier,but I'll do my best.Hi, Pen...Oh, hello, Leonard.Hello, Mother. How are you?- Fine. And you? - I'm great.Well, it's been lovely catching up.Wait. Hang on. We need to talk.Oh, brother.I want to know, why aren't you proud of me?Well, isn't the real question,"Why aren't you proud of yourself?"No, that is a question-- and I ask it a lot--but let's stick with the one I asked you.But why do you think I'm not proud of you?Because you never say it.But two days into chatting with Penny,and you can't stop telling her how great she is.She is great.Honestly, of all of my children's spouses,she's the one that I'm most impressed by.Seriously?Yes.She's confident, she's thoughtful,and she never complained about you once.I know what kind of strength that takes.So, Penny's your favorite?I suppose she is.You married well, Leonard, and for that I am proud of you.I don't... I don't... I don't know what to say.I'm also proud of how hard you're trying not to cry. Thank you.Would you like to hang up now?Yeah, here it comes.Your hands are at 10:00 and 2:00.Good. Steady on the gas.Okay.Now you're gonna want to slowly switch lanes. Why?Because there are only two,and you're not in either of them.Attaboy. Well done!Thank you.The last time I drove, I was terrified,but this is fun.You're doing great.You're a good teacher.Your son is going to be lucky to have you as a father. Thanks.Do you think I could try going a little faster?Go for it, champ.Ow.Sorry.Just ease on the gas, and...Oh, too much! Too much!Why was I scared of this? This is exhilarating! No, it's not! Slow down!Don't tell me what to do! You're not my father!Do you know how fast you were going?112.Let me see your license.- Okay, here's the plan. -No.Fine.There you go.You know what, you can just keep it. You know what, you can just keep it.。
生活大爆炸--第12季第12集-字幕-对白-纯英文-看电影学英语-打印-word版
Previously on The Big Bang Theory...So I told my mom she just needed to back off.This is our wedding,and if anyone's gonna design the floral arrangements, it's going to be my man.Thank you.I mean, I-I'm not trying to be a Groomzilla, but... this is my specialty.Everything okay?Yeah, it's just Anu's doorbell camera.I helped her install it.You can't look at it. That's spying.Who the hell is this guy?Ooh, let me see.So you're still talking to your ex-boyfriend?Yes, and I'm not gonna apologize for that.And you need to delete that app from your phone. Because you're hiding something from me?No, because you should trust me!How can I trust you?! I barely even know you! Then what are we doing?I don't know.Oh! Aah, sad man!Oh! Aah, sad man!This is so great.Why don't we do it more often?Because you have two kids,I have Sheldon,and Penny's apparently in the gym all the time,'cause damn, look at her!Yeah, so impressive how you manageto bounce back after having no babies.Ah, another reason why we don't do this more often. You've come to a giant metal door.I check the door for traps.There are no traps.I use my wizard eyeto see what's on the other side of the door.Hey, that's sort of like how you used a doorbell camera to spy on your fiancee.No, it's nothing like that.Your wizard eye reveals a monster.- Oh. Is it alone and unloved? - I guess.I open the door and say, "Hey, Raj."I have a bottle of champagne for you.Oh, we didn't order this.It's from the gentleman at the end of the bar.Oh. Well, if we drink it,does that mean we're making a promise?'Cause I am happily married, although I will watch. We're not gonna do anything.Really? So all that work's for Leonard?Why don't you just call her?I'm sure you guys can work this out.I don't want to talk about it. Let's just play. Okay, the cyclops tells youthat the enchantress you seek is stayingat the Inn of the Dwarven Lords.Really? An inn?Anu is a concierge at a hotel.That's a little insensitive,don't you think?I hadn't noticed that before you mentioned it. Well, now that I've mentioned it, how do you feel? Bad.Shame on you.- Hey, ladies. - Zack!Hi. You guys know Zack.- Yeah. - Of course.Did-did you send this over?I did. I asked for the most expensive one they have. They said it was $200,and I said I want a more expensive one.And then, they said it was $300.But it-it was the same...Don't.Thank you, but you shouldn't have spent so much. Nah. It's cool.I sold my company for a boatload of money.And then I bought a boat.Then I got married.Guess where.On your boat?No, but that would've been awesome!Well, congratulations.Hey, you and Leonardshould come over and have dinner with us on our boat. Yeah, that would be so nice.Leonard was just saying how he was hoping to have dinner with one of your ex-boyfriends on his expensive boat.- Well, then this worked out perfect! - Oh, yeah.Hey. How was game night?Oh, off the charts.Literally. Sheldon rolled a number so high,it wasn't on any of these charts.That's funny.Wow. I should not have driven home.How was ladies' night?It was fun. Amy got drunk and kept telling usthat Sheldon's chest is smooth like a porpoise.Well, it does squeak when you touch it.And we ran into Zack.Oh. Yeah? How's he doing?- He got married. - Oh. Well, that's nice.Yeah, and he sold his company for a fortune and retired. Huh.And you ended up with me, so everybody wins.Wait. You're not jealous of Zack, are you?What? Oh, absolutely not.In fact, he should be jealous of me because I have you.And a dungeon with over 30 rooms left unexplored because no one thought to search for secret doorsunder the wizard's throne.Oh. You know, I'd like to go exploring.Really?Well, I'll get the dice back out.Well, I'll get the dice back out.Go away, Raj!Go away, Raj!What are you doing?I'm winning you back Love Actually style.I don't know what that means.Really? You've never seen Love Actually?If you want to watch it right now, I'll just wait.I have nothing to say to you.Look, we both made mistakes.I am so sorry that I spied on you.I didn't mean to, but I know it was not okay.Now, do you want to apologize to me?You also said you don't trust me and that you barely know me.I really thought this would be more of a back-and-forth thing. Honestly, Raj, why do you even want to marry me?You know, family and India and stuff.Here's what I think.All of your friends are married,and you don't want to be left behind.And honestly, that's not a good enough reason.Uh, okay, well, how is that differentthan what you're doing?Worried that you wastedso many years dating the wrong people, and now,you're just looking for a shortcut.You're right. It's not different.Okay, so we agree.- Yeah. - Great.Wait. What did we just agree on?That we shouldn't see each other anymore.You know what?Why don't you shut the door, and I'll just do the cards?Why don't you shut the door, and I'll just do the cards?Uh, do you remember Penny's ex-boyfriend Zack? Leonard, I remember all of Penny's ex-boyfriends.If you'd like, I could list them alphabetically.No, thank you.Fun fact. You would thinkZack would be the last one on the list,but she also dated two Zekes.Well, apparently, Zack sold his companyfor a ton of money and retired.And that bothers you?I don't know. I mean...I guess so. Yeah.It doesn't seem fair.I work hard.I'm really smart.I've made substantial contributions to my field.But Zack gets to be rich,while I'm still working for a paycheck?Well, a lot of people you don't know are rich.That doesn't seem to bother you. Mark Zuckerberg, Sultan of Brunei, Gordon Letwin.Who's that?He's one of the first 11 employees of Microsoft.Yeah, well, I don't have to hang out with Gordon Letwin. - Well, that's too bad.He helped create the HPFS file system.Oh, the stories he could tell.Penny told him we'd go have dinner with him and his wife on their stupid boat.Well, just tell her you don't want to go.Well, then, she'll think I'm being jealous and petty.So you want to seem mature and confident.I make one mistake, and she says she doesn't want to marry me. - Like she never screwed up. - Did she?Well, she agreed to marry me.Honestly,I think you dodged a bullet.I don't think she was right for you.Howie, shh.What?You can't bad-mouth Anu.They're gonna get back together,and you're gonna look like a jerk.I mean, remember when we broke up,and Penny said all those mean things about you?What did she say?I don't want to get into it.Some of it was hurtful, most of it was true.So I'm just supposed to lie to my friend?I don't want you to lie to me.No one's gonna lie to you.Lie.She says the only reason I'm marrying heris because all my friends are married,and I don't want to feel left out.Oh, that's nonsense.No. She's right.Now what do I say?[扎克之前的生意是菜单设计公司]So, Marissa, how did you guys meet?Oh, it's a pretty funny story.We met in a bookstore.That is funny.Yeah, I was just there using the bathroom,but this one had a stack of books, like, this tall. Oh. So, you really like to read?Oh, no. I work there.Yeah, she is super smart.Seriously, you name, like, any book,she'll tell you if she's heard of it.Go on, try her.Oh, uh, well, uh...Catcher in the Rye.Nope.Look at that, Penny.I guess we both like nerds.So, uh, we gonna take this thing out?Nah. It's a little choppy tonight.Yeah, that's okay-- this is nice, sitting under the stars. It's actually kind of peaceful.Well, it's a beautiful boat.Thanks, man.We love it.Although, he's so tall he bangs his headalmost every time he goes downstairs.After the first couple, you don't even feel it.Where are our manners?Zack, let's get our guests something to drink.Oh, you got it, babe.I can't believe that guy's rich.Ooh, watch your head.That was a close one.Are you jealous?I know, I know, I shouldn't be.He's super sweet. I should be happy for them.Oh, it's driving me crazy, too.- Really? - Yes. I was trying to pretendlike it wasn't so you wouldn't think I was petty.Wha-- turns out we're both petty.I love you so much.Cheers, guys.- Aw, thanks. - Thank you.So listen, I got to be honest.We sort of have another reason for asking you here. We want to have a baby,but we can't do it on our own.It could be because of the gameme and my frat brothers used to playwhere we kicked each other in the balls over and over. But the doc says there's no telling.We just don't know.You went to college.And Zack's always admired youbecause you're the smartest person he knows.Okay, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa.You know, this has been such a nice evening.Let's all just stop before anyone says any more things. Leonard, would you be the father of our baby?Aw, you said a thing.Wow, this is really flattering.And also really weird, right?Oh, just to be clear,you don't get to... you know.No, I...- I got it. - Just because I slept with your wifedoesn't mean you get to sleep with mine.We... we get it,but... thank you for saying it out loud.You're welcome.I know it's a big ask, but it would mean so much to us. Yeah, and we really don't want a stranger's, you know...- I know. - ...sperm.And Zack's always talked about what a great guy Leonard is.I...I really don't know what to say.Really? You don't know what to say?You know, I-I think we should talk about this. Oh, yeah. Definitely, you guys should talk, yeah. Take your time.He means privately.- Right. Sorry. - Sure. Yep.- Come on, Zack. - Okay. Yeah.You really think those two should be parents? There's nothing wrong with them.Hello, Daddy.Did you install a camera to spy on your fiancee? What?!No!That's what her parents told mewhen they said they were calling off the wedding. But I told them you would never do such a thing. Thank you.I mean, I did install a cameraand I did spy on her,but I did not install it to spy on her.Well, that's not going to be our story.Our story is that she's a liar.And-and old. An old, dirty liar.Oh, no. She's-she's actually great.I'm the one who screwed up.Well, don't say that to them.She's bad. You're good.They have to pay me back for my wedding deposits.This is all my fault.I should have... I should have just trusted her.So you're saying you still want to get married?Fine. Then I'll call her parentsand we'll straighten this whole thing out.I don't think she wants to marry me.And honestly...she deserves someone better.Rajesh, you need to stop being so hard on yourself.You're a good man.Y-You've never told me that.You're also a dope.That you've said.But your heart's in the right place,and you deserve happiness.So you just need to figure out what you want,and if that means cancelling the wedding, we cancel the wedding. Thank you.But figure it out quickly, or I'll be celebratingmy next birthday with a lot more elephantsand marigolds than I expected.And Leonard just stood there with a big, dumb smile on his face, like he was watching a puppy and a monkey make friends. Well, I can see how he'd be flattered to be asked.It's not flattering. It's creepy.Well, something can be both flattering and creepy.You know, just the other night, Sheldon said that my feet looked like Richard Feynman's hands.Really? So you'd be okayif someone wanted to use Sheldon as their sperm donor?Oh, absolutely not. I am the only handmaid in this tale.有生育能力的女人"使女"是被圈养的生殖机器So Leonard's really considering this?Yes. We got in a huge fight about it.He said, well, if I don't want to have his baby,then why shouldn't someone else be able to? Do you believe that? What?Well, there is a deep-seated biological driveto pass on your genes.It's only natural.So you're on his side?Well, viewing Leonard as a mammal,it's perfectly understandable.But viewing him as your husband, he stinks.And we hate him.Really? Zack wanted you to donateyour genetic material for his baby?Yeah. So I'd be helping out a couple who really want a baby, and they were gonna pay us, and Penny freaked out about it.- That doesn't make any sense. - I know.They wanted you?Yes, Sheldon, they wanted me.- I'm smart. I'm nice. - I'm smart. I'm nice.And I can eat cheese without clearing out a room.Are you upset he didn't ask you?Of course not. I just think it's interestingthat of all the people he knows,he thinks you're the best choice.Well, he does.I don't see why Penny is so against this.Well, perhaps Penny's worried that you haven't considered the emotional toll of knowing there's a child out therewho is biologically yours but not actually yours.Wow, that's really insightful.Yeah, I'm taller than you and I don't have asthma.Those people are crazy.Come on, I know you're there, and I know you know it's me. - You're just making this harder. - Look...you were right.I was doing this for the wrong reasons.You deserve to marry someone who knowshow amazing you are... and who proposesbecause he doesn't want to spend a single day without you. Not... not because he wants to catch up to his friends. Thank you.And I want you to know, I think I could be that man.Raj, I'm not gonna marry you.- I'm not asking you to. - Then why are you here? Because I like you.Okay? I like you.I-I like you enough to start this relationshipat the beginning, not in the middle.So...will you go out on a date with me?I don't know.I don't know.Okay.But I warn you,I just got out of a weird relationship,and I might complain about my ex a lot.Maybe he's being weird becausehe doesn't know how to ask for his ring back. Where you been?Just out.All right, look, um...I'm sorry that we fought before.I know this is a really unusual situation,and if you don't want me to do it, I won't. Really?Yeah.We're a team. We're in this together.I'll be right back.What is that?It's a sample cup.Really? 'Cause it looks like the top off the NyQuil bottle. It's the closest thing I could find.- It's a gesture. Shut up. - All right, sorry.So... are you saying you're okay with this?I don't know,but... when I told you I didn't want to have kids,you didn't have a say in that, so...maybe I don't need to have a say in this.Thank you.They couldn't have picked a better person.Are you calling Zack?No, Sheldon. Would you say that last part one more time? Oh, my...。
生活大爆炸--第11季第11集-美剧-字幕-对白-纯英文-看电影学英语-打印-word版
Previously on The Big Bang Theory...Want to grab some lunch?You know what? I don't think so.Oh, let me guess, you're not eatingbecause the mean girls circled your chubby bits in marker? No. That, that right there.That's the reason. You're always making fun of me.Those are just jokes.It's my way of saying that we're friends,and it wouldn't hurt you to drop a few.15 years of constant ridicule.I-I think our relationship has become toxic.What are you saying?I think you and I need to spend some time away from each other. Look, I...I can see you're upset, but...I'm gonna need some ground rules.While we're apart, can I see other needy Indian men?Get out!Get out!Oh, Stuart, two questions:Do you have the new Aquaman,and do you mind if I use your back room to smoke some meat? Well, since it's you asking,I'm gonna guess that's not a euphemism.Why are you smoking meat?And why are you reading Aquaman?I am trying to make Amy a historically accurateLittle House on the Prairie dinner for her birthday, and... 美国大西部拓荒风格儿童小说I want to be able to say I was reading it before it was cool. Wow, well, that's actually really sweet.The dinner thing. The Aquaman thing's dumb.直到新的电影中找了型男演出才翻身Isn't Halley's birthday the same as Amy's?Yeah, but we're not doing anything big 'cause she's one, Bernadette's on bed rest, andI'm lazy.Hey, guys.- Hello. - Hey.Howard.Raj.Excuse me.Really? Is this still happening?I'm willing to make up, but someone's being a baby.Ooh! I do love a riddle. Oh, let me see.See, my first guess would be Halley,but that'd be strange to accuse her of being a baby'cause she is a baby. Um...I suppose it could be Stuart;his head does have a certain milky scent. Although...I-It's me, Sheldon. He-He's calling me a baby.No, I don't know. I saw Leonard put his keys in his mouth today. You're a grown man; act like it.Big talk coming from a guy holding an Archie comic book.Big talk coming from a guy holding an Archie comic book. Hey, werewolf Jughead is not your dad's Jughead.Hey, werewolf Jughead is not your dad's Jughead.Come on, you guys have been friends forever. Quit fighting.I have an extra ticketto the opening of The Last Jedi tonight.It was gonna be Howard's, but you can have it.You two had a good run.Uh, who wants to go see Last Jedi again tonight?- Mm, I'm in. - Me, too.It'll be nice to see the parts I missed while I was blinking.Hey, guys, there's a change of plans.We are having a party for Halley's birthday after all.Turns out Bernadette and "Anyone who's not a heartless monster" thinks that's the right thing to do.I don't like kids, but I do like birthday cake.Oh, wait, will there be sugary icing flowers on it?I don't know.I'll risk it.But if I have a tantrum and have to leave early, you'll know why. - Here you go. - Here you go.See you two there.Are you kidding me?You're not gonna invite me to Halley's birthday?I'm her godfather; that means something.Or-- hear me out on this-- it doesn't.Okay, that's enough.This fight either has to end or get way more entertaining.Don't worry about it 'cause I'm done putting up with him!I know you have a lot on your mind,but when do you think we'll have an answer on those cake flowers? What you reading?Oh, it's your brother's Christmas letter.If there's a picture of his wife and his kidsand his dogs and his horses all in matching pajamas,I beg you to burn it.Aw, the people's pajamas have little horses on them,and the horses' have little people.It's just his chance to brag about how great his life is.Oh, come on, it's nice.You know that nonprofit he works with?They built a hospital in Rwanda.Look at me. I built a hospital in Rwanda.That is a good point. I hadn't thought of it that way.- Hello. - Hey.So this is for Amy's birthday. Can I leave it here?Sure. What is it?A butter churn.Aw, that's what I got her.It's for her surprise frontier birthday dinner.I am making hardtack, boiled salt pork,and because it's a special day, a chewable gob of tree sap.Is that good?Uh, compared to other foods, no.Compared to other parts of a tree?And then after dinner, we will have birthday coitus.Do you think that will also be historically accurate?I assume like the rest of frontier life,it'll be exhausting and short.You're exhausting and short.Hey, Stuart, you're coming to Halley's party, right?You bet.Plus, I live there and I was invited,so it's already better than my tenth birthday party.Great. Can you bring a few things?Sure. What do you need?Balloons, streamers,ice, snacks, a bounce house, face painter,and a couple kids whose parents are willing to lie and say they know me from the Daddy and Me class I've never been to. Where do you and Halley go every week?The important thing is we're together,and if the movie gets too violent, I cover her eyes.Don't stress about this party.She's one; she's not gonna remember.The other day I showed her her toe, and she was shocked. It's not for the baby; it's for Bernadette.She's feeling guiltyabout all the stuff she's missing with Halley.All right.Uncle Stuart's got your back.Ain't no party like a Stuart partybecause Stuart's never invited to parties.Did the electricity go out?I don't know what you mean by "electricity," Ma'am.I am just a farmer boy living in a little house on the prairie. I'm glad you're happy.I wanted to do something special for your birthday.Oh, you did, you did! It's perfect!You do know that my birthday's tomorrow, right?This is just step one of your birthday weekend.Now, would you care to join mefor an authentic frontier dinnermade entirely from scratch?I can't believe you did this. It's amazing!Oh, it's not a big deal.Just to be clear, it was a big deal.I was being modest. You got that, right?Loud and clear.Well, I hope you're hungry.Oh, I'm starving.Oh, good. Starvation is authentic to the time period.If you also have malariaand a deep distrust of Native Americans,we're really cooking with a woodstove.Is that butter?Yes. But don't blow it all on one biscuit.Took me nine hours to make that.I think I got churner's elbow.I know we only have coitus on my birthday,but I don't know if I can wait until midnight.Oh, well, you'll be glad you did.Everyone knows the best foreplayis rigid adherence to a strict schedule.Hey. What are you doing?Oh, I've decided to write my own Christmas letter.So I'm gonna make a list of all the cool things we did this year. Oh, fun. Can I help?Yes. Can you think of a single cool thing we did this year? Uh, well, both of our jobs are going great.Sure. I mean, my Air Force project got taken away,and you're not crazy about selling pharmaceuticals.I'll just write down "Still employed."Oh, we had our second anniversary.Uh, yeah, but we did kind of forget about it,so maybe just write "Still married."Great. Okay.Okay, that's a start.What else?You know, maybe this is enough.Let's look at our pictures; that-that'll jog our memories. What is that a picture of?Oh, uh, that's a mole on my back.I wanted to make sure it wasn't growing.How'd you get a picture of your own back?Sheldon took it. We're kind of mole buddies.Hey, that's a cute picture.Isn't that the day we almost went to the beach? Memorial Day?No, that was the day we almost went to the mountains. That's the great thing about California;you can almost go to the mountainsand almost go to the beach in the same day.Yeah.Look, I'm sorry about not inviting youto Halley's birthday. That wasn't cool.And of course we would love to have you. Here. Thank you.I'd really like to be there.Great, 'cause it's tomorrow, and I need you to plan it. What?Stuart was gonna help,but the free clinic had an open spot for a colonoscopy,and he jumped on it.So-so-so you're just apologizingbecause you need something?Yes, and I think it's pretty mature of me to admit it. Well, that's very insulting.Right again. Are you gonna help me or not?No, I will not help you.But I will help Halley.She's my goddaughter, and I love her.And I have a lot of party favorsleft over from Cinnamon's birthday, so...I hope she likes things that squeak when you chew on them. Sh-She's a human being, not an animal.But that actually would be a hit.Can I get you anything else?No, thanks. I think I'm good.You sure? There's still plenty of pork fat.Although, if we don't eat it,I suppose we could turn it into soap.That might taste better.I think I'm just gonna go over here and sit on the couch. Oh, great.Then we will move on to stage two:the pitching of woo.Ooh.Should I read you some bawdy 19th century limericks? Okay.Oh, here."There once was a priest from Terre Hautewho purchased a sheep and a goat..."Hold on a second.Is it getting hot in here?Well, I didn't even get to the dirty part yet.No, I-I'm serious.Do you think there was something wrong with that food? Frontier scallops? I shouldn't think so.My stomach's feeling a little weird.Yeah. Uh, mine, too.I'm sure it's just the first sharp cramps of arousal.No. Th-This doesn't feel right.Hey, hey, save that sexy talk for the bedroom.You know, if you'll excuse me,I am just going to go freshen up.Sheldon?I'll be out in a minute.I don't have a minute!I can't believe you pulled this all together overnight.Uh, if I had more time, I could have gotten the Blue Man Group. 表演时会浑身涂成蓝色One of them goes to my dry cleaner.Who, by the way, hates him.You really saved the day.Well, it's not for you. It's for Halley.And I'm sure she'd appreciate it,if she knew what's going on or who you are. Morning.Happy birthday.Yeah, sure.Did you sleep at all?No. You?I passed out on the toilet once.I don't know if that counts.Feel any better?I feel terrible.Well...should we make love now?How can you even think about sex?Hey, I'm a man; I have annual needs just like anyone. And besides, it's our birthday tradition.You think you can do itwhile I lie perfectly still and you don't touch me?I can try.Want to do it again?Morning.Morning."Kept Fern alive"? Who's Fern?No, the fern. The one in the bathroom.We're really calling that brown thing alive? Okay.So, how long have you been working on this?Oh, couple hours.I took a break to try to beat my high score on Mario Kart. Well, did you do it?Do you see it on the board?Okay, this is silly. Our lives are great.I think so, too.So then why is this bugging you so much?I guess it feels like everyone's moving forwardand we're stuck.What do you mean?Well, we've been married two years.Should we think about what's next?Like buying a house or having a baby?Look, I want to do all those things someday,but there's a bunch of stuff I want to do first.Okay, like what?I don't know, stay thin and have money.No, no, I-I'm serious.If there's things we want to do, let's start doing them. Okay. Well, we've never been on a big trip together.I would love that.Okay, there's something for your letter: "Considered going on a trip."It's just a day trip,but we could take the ferry out to Catalina.Great, let's do it.Amy's in the bathroom and I need to...!It's like I can hear the ocean already.Okay. Thanks for letting me know.Hey, what's going on?Bernadette's sister's kids are sick and they're not coming. But they're the whole reason the cupcakes are vegan!- How's the party coming? - Good!Great! Our friends should be here any second!Those are the only other people you invited?What about the kids from the Daddy and Me class? Oh, grow up.- Uh-oh. - What?I left the food out.You afraid it's gonna go good?How are you feeling?Ugh. My stomach aches, I got the chills,my mouth tastes weird,it hurts to swallow,and I've got a little double vision.Yeah.I'm feeling better, too.Well, this party's a disaster.Don't blame the party!You know how many favors I had to call inwith my bounce house guy to get Wonder Woman?Is that Wonder Woman?Technically, it's a Chinese knockoff calledHappy Strong Swimsuit Lady.Then I take it back; it's a great party.Well, you can sit here and sulk if you want.I'm gonna go celebrate Halley's first birthday.Which I planned with no help from you.What are you doing?It's a bounce house! I'm gonna go bounce in it!You're supposed to take your shoes off before you go in there! You know what?I'm stressed about my daughter's birthday party.I don't need your attitude.Well, I worked really hard on this,and you haven't even said thank you.Oh, I'm sorry. Thank you.Thank you for blaming mefor everything that's wrong in your life!Thank you for walking out on our friendship!You are welcome!And thank you for mocking me for all of these years!Thank you for making it so easy!Why are you being such a jerk?Because you're my best friend and you hurt my feelings! Well, you're my best friend and you hurt my feelings!I can't believe you shoved me!Well, I can't believe you shoved me!But it was kind of fun, wasn't it?!- It was! Do it again! - Gladly!Okay, now at the same time!Oh, oh, that was awesome!Yeah, okay, this time, knees, then feet.One, two, three.Again! Again!Hello.You made it.How you two feeling?Oh, a little better.Those books should have been calledLittle Outhouse on the Prairie.Halley's awake and ready for her party!Be right up!Ooh, I want to see the birthday girl.I'd love to see her.Walk slow, it takes a while to get this bra back on. You know...it's still your birthday.It is.And... we are both... feeling better.We are.And there's no one in that bounce house.No.Great.Let's go jump for a bit,and then find a bedroom to have coitus in.。
生活大爆炸--第10季第23集-美剧-字幕-对白-中英文对照-看电影学英语-打印-word版
Previously on The Big Bang Theory... 《生活大爆炸》前情提要- What's this? - Oh, nothing, -这是什么 -没什么just some math we don't need. 一些我们用不着的数学This is a different approach. 这是另一种方案You trying to get the guidance system even smaller? 你们是想把这个导向系统做得更小吗It's just a... theory. 这只是纸上谈兵Well, it's not even worked out. 都还没算出来呢I want this. 我要这个方案Uh, but we've already met the agreed upon specs. 但我们已经做到之前约定的规格了Going smaller would require weeks' worth of new computations.将规格变小需要花好几周重新计算So get the kid with the two shirts to do it. 那就让那个长袖套短袖的小孩做啊Sir, I mean, if I may, 长官请容许我说一句uh, we've put a lot of thought and effort 我们已经花费大量的心思和功夫into this current prototype. 在现在这台原型机上It's a really elegant solution, 这真的是一个完美的方案了and most importantly, it works. 最重要的是它可以实现You both make excellent points. 你们俩说得都非常有道理And thank you for presenting it so articulately. 感谢你们如此清晰地表达出来Make this. 把这个方案做出来Make this. 时至今日Champagne, 香槟- champagne, - Thank you. -香槟 -谢谢and for the world's tallest second grader, apple juice. 以及全世界身高最高二年级生的苹果汁No bendy straw, some party. 连可弯曲吸管都没有好一个派对啊Hey, a-a toast. 敬个酒Thank you all for your support 谢谢你们在while we worked on our Air Force project. 我们做这个空军项目时给予的各种支持And please know that 希望你们明白we could not have done it without you, 我们的成功有你们的一份功劳so cheers. 干杯Cheers. 干杯You know, it's nice of you to acknowledge us, 很感激你愿意答谢我们but this is your accomplishment. 但这是属于你们的成就Yeah, you guys did this all on your own. 对啊你们仨齐心协力把它完成了Without me. 三缺一To success without Raj. 敬抛下拉杰并获取成功一杯So what happens next? 那接下来呢Phase two, 第二阶段we test it, perfect it, 测试它再完善它and hope to live long enough to see the movie 然后祈祷自己命长到足以based on our lives starring more attractive versions of us.看到由超帅气演员来扮演我们的传记电影Yeah, I'll definitely live long enough-- 我肯定能活够久vitamin C. 维他命CFirst thing tomorrow morning, we're back at it. 明早第一件事就是我们仨继续开工Without me. 继续三缺一I hope his character doesn't make it into the movie; 希望他这个角色不会被写进电影里he's kind of a bummer. 太扫兴了Leonard Hofstadter. 莱纳德·霍夫斯塔德Access granted. 允许进入I don't care if this thing's burning out my retinas; 就算这玩意会烧掉我的视网膜也没关系it makes me feel special. 它让人家感觉好特别Now, before we field test, I think we... 在我们实地测试前我们...What the hell? 什么鬼Where is everything? 东西都去哪了Who else has access to this room? 还有谁有进入许可It's a secure lab in a classified facility; 这是机密建筑里的安全实验室only the U.S. Government and us. 只有美国政府与我们才可进入This is very disconcerting. 好令人不安啊But the movie did just get good. 但我们的电影一下就精彩了起来Sir, I-I-I'm sorry but I just don't get it. 长官抱歉但我就是想不明白Y-You came into our lab in the middle of the night 你大半夜跑进我们的实验室and took our prototype and all of our research 拿走我们的原型机与实验成果and didn't even tell us? 完全不知会我们一声吗Sounds like you get it. 听起来你已经想明白了啊Well, why would you do that? 你为什么要这么做You guys completed phase one, we'll take it from here. 你们完成了第一阶段剩下我们来接手就行Where did you move it? 你把东西转移到哪里了I can't tell you that. 无可奉告Are you implementing phase two? 你要施行第二阶段计划吗I can't tell you that. 无可奉告Wait, so you're just going to take all the work 所以你打算抢走我们we've done for the last year and toss us aside? 去年一整年的成果然后把我们一脚踢开That one I can tell you, yes. 这个我能告诉你们是的This is all very upsetting. 这好令人伤心啊I'm sorry to hear that. 听到你伤心我也很遗憾As you know, the primary focus of the United States military 毕竟美国军方的主要焦点就放在is people's feelings. 照顾人民情感上了If that's sarcasm, please save it for our enemies. 如果你是在讽刺请留去讽刺我国的敌人Well, I may be moving out soon. 我可能很快就搬走了I think I found a place to live. 我找到地方住了Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. 真不想听到你要搬走Really? 真心的吗You kept sending me apartment listings. 你一直给我发公寓租赁广告Um... well, I... 这个嘛我...yeah, you got me. 好吧我无力反驳Where are you moving? 你要搬去哪里And when? But a-also where? 什么时候搬还有搬去哪里Bert has a room for rent. 伯特有一间房出租So you're gonna be roommates with Bert? 所以你要跟伯特当室友吗Uh, no, it's, uh, pretty private, actually, 不是其实那房间挺私密的it's over his garage. 在他的车库楼上So the only time I'll see him is when he pulls his car in,所以我唯一会见到他的时间是他停车进来does his laundry or practices drums in my dining room. 洗衣服或在我餐厅练鼓的时候Well, good for you. 那挺好的I actually have a little news myself. 其实我也有个消息要分享Okay, we're just gonna circle back to when he's moving out? 好吧话题会回到他什么时候搬走吗Okay, that's cool. 算了没关系I was, uh, asked to be a visiting researcher at Princeton. 我受邀赴普林斯顿大学任访问学者Hey, that's amazing. 太厉害了- Good for you. - Congratulations. -真棒 -恭喜你Thanks, but the thing is I'll be gone for a few months 谢谢但问题是我得离开几个月and I don't know how Sheldon's gonna feel about that. 我不知道谢尔顿会对此作何感想Oh, come on, he's a grown man, he can take care of himself. 拜托他是个成年人完全可以照顾自己You really believe that? 你真的这么认为吗Once again, you got me. 我再次无力反驳How can you work on something for a year 你努力了一年的心血and they just take it? 他们怎么可以就这样夺走I can't believe the Air Force would treat us like that. 真不敢相信美国空军会这样对我们You know, I have a good mind to stop paying my taxes. 我很想从今天开始不再交税It's too bad I enjoy doing them so much. 我超享受计算税费的过程可惜了The Air Force did it again. 美国空军又出手了They're erasing our lives! 他们要抹去我们的生活Third floor, wrong apartment. 这是三楼走错公寓了Although, if anyone's gonna clean out your apartment 不过如果有人要把你们公寓清空and disappear, it'd be Penny. 然后消失那人一定是佩妮She might disappear, 她可能会消失but she's definitely not cleaning anything. 但要想她会清任何东西那是不可能的It's okay, everything's here. 没事一切都在Oh, hey, what's going on? 发生什么事了You won't believe it; 说了你们也不会信the military confiscated our project. 军方没收了我们整个项目- What? - You're kidding. -什么 -开玩笑吧Why would they do that? 他们为什么要这么做They wouldn't say. 无可奉告I feel so betrayed. 我深深地觉得被背叛了You know, all my life I thought Uncle Sam was a friendly uncle我此生一直以为山姆大叔[美国政府]是who brought you presents. 友好会送人礼物那种大叔Turns out he's the other kind. 结果他恰恰相反Sheldon, I'm so sorry. 谢尔顿真是太遗憾了Thank you. Can we just talk about something else? 多谢关心我们能聊点别的吗Yeah, what's going on with you guys? 对啊你们有什么消息要分享吗Give us some good news. 给我们来点好消息Amy's got some news. 艾米有话说Yeah, um... 是的Raj is moving out. 拉杰要搬走了Oh, no. 不要啊When? 什么时候You doing okay? 你还好吧Not really. 不好Want me to put on some Neil Diamond? 用我给你放尼尔·戴蒙德的歌吗Want me to put on some Neil Diamond? 美国杰出老牌歌手That always makes you feel better. 你每次听了都会开心点No. 不用了Then you'll get all sexed up and I'm not in the mood. 你听一听就会开始发情而我现在没心情I mean, an entire year wasted. 整整一年都白费了You might be forgetting another accomplishment of the past year.你或许忘记了去年你还有一项成就Yeah, yeah, we brought life into the world. 是是是我们还将一个小生命带来人世Really? 不是吧That's the importance you put on us having a baby? 你就这么形容我们生孩子的重要性吗I'm happy about it, but, I mean, it's not like I did much. 我对此当然开心啊但我又没怎么出力I mean, after the first three minutes 我是说前三分钟过后it was pretty much all you. 剩下的都是你的功劳So, did you tell him about Princeton yet? 你跟他说了去普林斯顿大学的事了吗No, I'm waiting till he's in a good mood. 还没我想等他心情好时再说Oh, sweetie, you might not live that long. 亲爱的那你可能活不到那个时候I don't know, maybe I shouldn't go. 我不知道或许我不该走Oh, stop it, he'll be fine. 别闹了他会没事的I guess. 应该吧And he'll have you and Leonard 反正他还有你和莱纳德right across the hall the whole time. 你们就住在对门Oh, damn, wait, you know, maybe you shouldn't go... 糟糕等等或许你不该走Got to go. 挂了啊Morning. 早上好I apologize for exceeding my allotted bathroom time. 我为占用超过分配好的如厕时间道歉Are you feeling okay? 你还好吗Not really. 不好Apparently grief can make one less regular. 显然悲伤会影响人如厕的规律性Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. 听到这个消息我也很难过No, I sat and I sat, but to no avail. 我坐在马桶上等了又等但徒劳无功Oh, the-the more details, the more sorry. 细节越多我越难过Well, maybe this'll cheer you up. 或许这个能让你开心一点I made your favorite oatmeal... 我做了你最喜欢的燕麦片plain. 什么都没加What's the occasion? 今天是什么好日子啊No occasion, I just wanted to do something nice for you. 没什么我只是想做点让你开心的事You're so kind. 你人真好You know, I don't know how I ever got by without you. 真不知道认识你之前我是怎么活过来的That's sweet, but you... you did just fine on your own. 你嘴真甜但你之前一个人也活得好好的Well, I thought that, too, 我本来也以为是这样but I've come to realize, I am completely dependent on you. 但我逐渐意识到我对你十分依赖Sheldon, you're, you're being silly. 谢尔顿说什么傻话No, to wake up every morning and know you're there 不每天早上醒来知道你在身边is a great comfort to me. 我都感到很安心Mmm, tasteless. 寡淡无味How do you do it? 你手艺怎么那么巧You know, what you need to do is 你现在要做的就是put this Air Force project behind you 忘掉这个空军项目and just dive into something new. 把精力投入新的研究Well, there is our quantum cognition experiment. 倒是可以投入我们的量子认知试验You and I could spend more time on that. 我和你可以多花点时间在那上面Oh, I don't know, 我说不好I mean, let's say we succeed in proving 就算我们成功证明了that our consciousness creates reality. 我们的意识创造现实I mean, what will we have really accomplished? 那也算不上什么伟大成就You know, a loaf of bread's still three bucks. 一块面包还是卖三块钱啊I'm confused. 我不懂了You're always saying that you want to spend more time with me.是你总说希望有更多时间和我相处That is true, I have said that. 对我是这么说过Well, a lot, it's very annoying. 你整天说真的很烦Has something changed? 发生什么变化了吗Um, is there something that you're not telling me? 你是不是有事瞒着我I was offered a summer research fellowship at Princeton.我得到了普林斯顿大学的夏季研究奖学金Princeton? 普林斯顿吗A fine institution. 很不错的大学The place where Albert Einstein taught. 阿尔伯特·爱因斯坦教过书的地方And where Leonard got his PhD, 莱纳德也是在那里拿到博士学位so it may have gone downhill. 所以那学校可能没落了Yeah, that's the one. 对就是那所Well, that's wonderful. 这是很棒的消息Congratulations. 恭喜你Well, I-I haven't accepted it yet. 我还没接受I wanted to talk to you first. 我想先跟你商量一下Wh-What is there to talk about? 有什么好商量的You have to take it. It's important. 你必须接受这很重要So are you. 你也很重要Thank you, but I'll be fine. 谢谢但我不会有事的Are-are you sure? 你确定吗Yes. I may have lost my guidance system and my girlfriend, 是的虽然我可能失去了导向系统和女友but I still have a colon full of yesterday's meals 但我结肠里还有昨天吃的食物to keep me company. 陪伴着我Although, thanks to your high-fiber breakfast, 不过因为你做的高纤早餐I'm sure that'll be leaving me, too. 它们很快也要离我而去了Really? 真的吗He doesn't put raisins or banana slices or anything in it?他都不往里面加葡萄干或香蕉片那些吗I don't think plain oatmeal was the point of that story. 我觉得纯燕麦不是这件事的重点I mean, I like a little brown sugar... 我是喜欢加点红糖啦Guys. 姐妹们- Sorry. - Sorry. -抱歉 -不好意思You're still gonna go, right? 你还是会去的吧I don't know. 我也不知道Sheldon's so vulnerable right now. 谢尔顿现在那么脆弱Oh, come on. Look, if the roles were reversed, 听着如果你们角色调换he'd be on the first train to New Jersey, 他会马上坐第一班火车去新泽西or the second train if there were teenagers on the first one. 如果第一班上有青少年的话他会搭第二班Well, distance might be nice. 再说距离不见得是坏事啊The last time a big project ended for Howie, 上次华仔完成一个大型项目后he wouldn't stop following me around. 我到哪儿他都要跟着He even went with me to get a mammogram. 我去做乳腺X光检查他也要一起去Well, what's wrong with that? 那有什么问题No, he wanted to get one with me, 他想跟我一起做检查like some kind of weird couple's massage. 跟某种诡异的情侣按摩似的And yet you bore his child. Neato. 然而你还是给他生了孩子厉害You're excited about this opportunity, right? 你还是对这个机会感到兴奋的对吧Of course. I get to be part of the first team 当然了我能成为第一组to use radon markers to map the structures that... 使用氡标记来映射结构...Okay, a simple yes will do. 行了说"是的"就够了You have to go. 你一定要去I know, but what if Sheldon... 我知道可如果谢尔顿...Okay, listen to me. Your relationship can handle 听我说就算分隔两地一阵子being long distance for a while. 你们俩的感情也不会受影响It's not like you two are very physical. 你们俩本来"亲密"接触也不多Hey, you don't know what goes on behind closed doors. 你又不知道我们关起门来都干了什么A lot of lectures? 总给你讲课吗All right, so you know. 看来你还真知道I'm telling you, if you don't go 相信我如果你不去you'll end up regretting it. 你会后悔一辈子- Wait up! ?- Oh, great. -等等我 -又来了You left something at home. 你有东西忘记带了哦A big hug! 人家的爱心大抱抱I found it right next to these kisses. 还有人家的爱心小亲亲It's too late for me. 我已经没救了Save yourself. 你快逃吧So, are you excited to have your own place again? 又要有自己的窝了开心吗I am, but I'll miss you guys. 开心不过我会想你们的Ah, we'll miss you, too. 我们也会想你的Wha... you could try saying that without smiling. 那...你说这话时能把那抹窃笑抑制住吗I'm trying. This is the best I can do. 我努力过了实在是忍不住呀What are you doing? 你在干什么What does it look like? 你们看起来这像什么I'm playing sad harmonica... 我在吹奏悲伤的口琴曲in an apartment as empty as my heart. 在一间四壁空空犹如我心空空的公寓里Why? 发生什么事了I got the blues. 人家忧郁了My baby done left me. 我的宝贝要离我而去Come on, Sheldon. 拜托谢尔顿Amy's only gone for a few months. 艾米不过是去几个月而已And now that I'm moving out, your old room is empty, 现在我搬走了你的旧房间也空出来了so you can stay there whenever you want. 你随时随地都可以回去住啊Uh, could I talk to you in the hall for a sec? 能和你在过道上聊两句吗Yeah, sure. 可以呀Sheldon, you're being silly. 谢尔顿你别犯傻了Am I? 我在犯傻吗Yesterday I had an Air Force project, 昨天我还在负责空军项目a girlfriend who lived with me, 有个同居的女友and my good friend Raj right across the hall. 好朋友拉杰就住在我对门Do you really care about that last one? 你真的在意最后这一点吗No, but that list was sounding a little thin. 不在意他是给我这单子凑数的Instead of dwelling on the negative, think about this. 别光想不好的事换个角度看问题Your girlfriend was given an amazing opportunity, 你的女朋友得到了如此珍贵的机会which gives you an opportunity 也让你可以借机向她to show her that you're a loving and supportive boyfriend. 展现你是个能给她爱与支持的男友So trick her. 所以要唬弄她All right, let me start again. 让我重新说一遍Uh... you and Amy... 你和艾米Can I get my stuff? 我能先把东西拿出来吗Sounds like it's gonna be a while. 听起来你们还得聊好长一段时间呢I missed you. 人家好想你Come here, let's talk. 过来我们聊聊Ooh. Sounds serious. 听起来很严重Have I been a bad boy? 是我做错事了吗Am I gonna get a spanking 你要打人家的小屁股了吗- 'cause you know I... - Just listen. -你知道我... -安静听我说I don't know if you realize this, 我不知道你有没有发现but whenever you're between projects, 但每次你手上没有项目时you tend to get a little insecure. 你就变得没有安全感A little clingy. 有点黏人I know and I'm sorry. 我知道人家错错啦Oh, oh, oh, okay, stop. 好了好了住手Stop. 停下来I love when you're affectionate, 我喜欢你情深款款的时候but this is not coming from a good place. 但你这不是正常的反应Well, excuse me, 哎哟喂but what did you do when you worked on that allergy drug 那你上次花了两年时间研发过敏药for two years and the FDA shut down your project? 最后研究却被药监局枪毙时呢I signed us up for ballroom dance class. 我替咱俩报名了交际舞的课Okay, and what did you do 很好还有你那一次when they took you off the antifungal team? 被踢出抗真菌团队的时候呢I made us have a baby. 我逼着你让我怀孕了So? 所以结论是Bring it in. 放马过来吧And now the movie just got rated "R." 本电影刚刚被评为限制级You going somewhere? 你要去哪里吗No, but you are, 不是你要走so I got you this as a present. 所以我送你这个作为礼物Sheldon, that isn't necessary. 谢尔顿你不用这么做No, it is. 不我需要Leonard pointed out to me 莱纳德告诉我that I'm not always a loving and supportive boyfriend,我并不是一个时常能给予你爱与支持的男朋友so here's some quality luggage. 所以我给你买了高质量的行李箱Thank you. 谢谢The salesman said it could survive a plane crash, so... 售货员说坠机这箱子都不会摔坏所以... Perhaps you should fly inside it. 也许你应该坐在箱子里面飞Does this mean you're okay with me going? 这是说你同意我离开吗Well, I'm not looking forward to it, 我并不期待but it is a wonderful opportunity 但这是千载难逢的机会and you need to take it. 你必须接受Besides, Princeton is in New Jersey, 而且普林斯顿在新泽西so it's not like you're gonna want to stay. 所以我也不用怕你想落地生根Uh, I know it's not your birthday, 我知道今天不是你的生日but if you're interested... 但如果你有性趣...- I am. - Okay. -我有 -好Oh, and just to be clear, 我得说清楚I'm not being intimate with you in order to keep you from going. 我和你亲热并不是为了把你留下I wasn't thinking that. 我没这样想Well, no, it's just, I'm just warning you, you know, 不我只是警告你if you find yourself 3,000 miles away 当你发现自己在五千公里之外and craving a-a hit of this, you know... 渴望得到这诱人的身躯...I can't Skype it to you. 我不能通过视频给你That's a risk I'm willing to take. 我愿意冒这个险All right, then. 那好吧Let's go to the bedroom, remove our clothes, 我们进卧室除去衣衫fold them neatly... 叠得整整齐齐...and engage in frenzied lovemaking. 再开始狂野性爱What if we don't fold our clothes at all? 如果我们不叠衣服呢I'd... or... 我...或者what if we fold them? 如果我们叠起来呢Well, here's your key back. 钥匙还给你们Thank you. 谢谢As soon as I have the place set up I'm gonna have you guys over.我把家里布置好就请你们过去玩Oh, we would love that. 感谢邀请I really can't thank you enough for taking me in. 你们收留我我真是感激不尽You know, I was in a pretty low place in my life, and... 我处在人生的低谷还有...Oh, Amy, you naughty vixen. 艾米你这个顽皮的小妖精Anyway, uh, as I was saying, 总之我刚说到I was at a pretty low place in my life and, uh, 我处在人生的低谷中还有if it wasn't for friends like you... 如果没有你们这样的朋友My goodness, that form of stimulation 我的天这种刺激方式is highly efficient. 太高效了I can't compete with that. Bye. 哥比不过他们拜Should we give them their privacy? 我们应该给他们点隐私吗I want to, but I don't think I can. 我想但我做不到- Whoopee! - Okay, I'm good now. -爽 -好了听够了Okay, the car is waiting. 车在等我Do you want to walk me downstairs? 你要送我下楼吗Of course. 当然Here, here, let me. 让我来拿I've been doing a little research on New Jersey, 我对新泽西做了下调研and I was delighted to learn 我很高兴地得知that their chief agricultural product is sod. 他们的主要农产品是草皮- Is it? - Hmm, yes. -是吗 -没错Yeah, perhaps I've been harder on them than they deserve. 也许我以前对他们的态度太严厉了Do you think it's possible 你觉得有没可能you might enjoy being on your own for a little while? 你会享受一段独处的时光呢It's hard to say. 很难说I've never really lived by myself. 我从来没真正一个人住过What if I become strange and eccentric? 如果我变得古怪又神经怎么办I'll love you no matter what. 无论怎样我都爱你Howard Hughes saved his urine in milk bottles. 比如霍华德·休斯把自己的尿存在牛奶瓶里Howard Hughes saved his urine in milk bottles. 电影制片人导演企业家We'll cross that bridge when we come to it. 真有这天船到桥头自然直- And you'll text me when you arrive at the airport? - I will. -你到机场后会发短信给我吗 -会And when you're at the gate? 到登机口也会吗And if you see any actors from Game of Thrones in first class?如果你在头等舱看到《权力的游戏》里的演员呢I don't know what they look like, but sure. 我不知道他们的样子不过我会的- And don't forget to Skype me when you arrive. - I won't. -到了后别忘跟我视频 -好的- And every morning. - Got it. -每天早上 -明白Now of course, my 9:00 A.M. is your noon, 当然我这边9点你那边已经是中午了so let's avoid the whole "Good morning," 咱们直接避免"早上好""Good afternoon" minefield, "中午好"的误区and let's just say, "Hello." 直接说"你好"吧Good thinking. 想得真周到And just remember, I am proud of you 记住我为你感到骄傲and I support you in all that you do. 你做什么我都支持你Thank you. That means a lot. 谢谢你意义重大Oh, and one last thing. 还有一件事If you find yourself working with a male scientist 如果你在工作中碰到一位男性科学家who's as smart as me, as tall as me 他和我一样聪明一样高大and has hair like Thor, 留着雷神索尔的发型well, then I want you to step away from the situation 我要你马上远离现场and call me immediately. 立刻给我打电话。
生活大爆炸--第12季第14集-字幕-对白-中英文对照-看电影学英语-打印-word版
Ooh, it's freezing out here. 外面要冷死人啦Would you like me to... heat things up? 那你想要我为两人... "加温"一下吗No, I want to get in the hot tub before I lose a toe. 不我想在冻掉脚趾前先进浴缸里Oh. That is bright! 这好亮啊Yeah, a new neighbor put in floodlights. 是啊新来的邻居装的照明灯So, shall we? 行要下水了吗No. I don't want to take my robe off under a spotlight. 不要我才不想在聚光灯下宽衣解带This is a candle body. 本姑娘的身体只能在烛光下看Howdy, neighbors! 好哇邻居们We haven't met yet. I'm Andy. 我们还没见过面我叫安迪Oh. Hello. Nice to meet you. 你好幸会啊You know, your new balcony kind of looks right over our fence.你家新的阳台对我家有点一览无遗啊You might want to put up some trees. We can see everything. 你们可以考虑一下种点树我们能看到一切You can, but it's okay if you don't. 看得到但不代表非得看So, can you turn your lights off? 能麻烦您把灯关掉吗Sorry, they're motion-sensored. 抱歉是运动感应灯They'll go off in a minute. Just try to stay still. 很快就会自己关掉你们保持不动一会就行What are we gonna do about this? 这事我们该怎么办I say we wait until his lights go off, 我觉得我们就等到灯自己关掉and then I make hot, motionless love to you. 然后我跟你来一场火辣无动的性爱Don't move. It's go time. 别动上场时间到啦And his new balcony looks right down on our hot tub, 他家的新阳台能俯瞰我家的按摩浴缸which meant we couldn't do anything. 而我们一点办法都没有So you gave your kids Benadryl for nothing? 所以孩子没事你也给他们吃镇静晕车药啊Why do I share with you? You're such a yenta. 我干嘛要跟你分享这些事你就是个长舌妇Are we done talking about 我们还没聊完Howard's failed conjugal relations? 霍华德失败的夫妻关系吗I have an actual Nobel Prize crisis to deal with. 我有个事关诺贝尔奖的危机得解决呢Has anything changed since the last time you talked about it? 从你上一次说这事至今情况有任何变化吗Is there anything you can do about it?--没有- No. 有任何你能做的事吗-Then shut up or go wait in the car!--没有- No. - 那就闭嘴不然就去坐车上等Excuse me. 打扰了Remember you all came here to check out my cool new laser?还记得你们来是要看我的酷炫新激光吗Oh, right. I'm gonna go wait in the car. 对哦那我先上车等了The best part is that it's europium-based, so... 它最赞的地方就是以铕为...And then Andy said if we want privacy, 然后安迪说如果我们想要隐私we should plant some trees. 我们应该去种点树The only way I know how to do that is to give a dollar 我唯一知道的种树方法就是捐一块钱and a tree shows up in Israel. 以色列的某处就有人帮我种树Okay. Anyway, so because it's europium-based... 言归正传由于是以铕元素为...Hey. I need some help with a meteorite I found. 我找到的一颗陨石需要人帮忙Ah. I'd be happy to. 我很乐意帮忙Oh, no, I meant Raj. 不是你我是想找拉杰I really need an astrophysicist. 我很需要一位天体物理学家的帮忙This is exactly like a dream I had. 这跟我一个梦里的场景一模一样Except in the dream, you're Gal Gadot. 除了在那梦中你是盖尔·加朵[美女演员]I don't really have dreams, when I sleep or in life. 我这人没什么梦睡觉中还是现实生活中都没有Anyway... 反正呢...I X-rayed this meteorite, and it looks like there's 我用X光照了这个陨石感觉上some sort of organic signature inside of it, 它的内里貌似含有某种有机特质but I could really use another opinion. 我想请其他人来看看有何想法Well, great. Let's go check it out. 没问题我们去看看吧Cool. I'm gonna stay here and show Howard... 很好我就留在这里给霍华德展示...I want to see it! 我也想看Okay. Well, thanks for stopping by. 行吧感谢你们来这一趟啊Screw them. That's cool. 管他们的这个酷爆了Hey, I'm not sure we're in the right line. 我不确定我们该来的是不是这里- Is this for the city zoning office? - Yes, it is. -这里是城市分区局吗 -是的Or, as we call it here, "The zone zone." 或者是我们这里称呼的"区区"No, we don't. 我们没有这么称呼That's Linda. 刚说话的是琳达Ignore her. She's going through the change. 别理她她年纪到了在某"期"间Now, how can I help you? 有何能为两位效劳呢Our neighbor built a balcony 我们的邻居加盖了一个阳台that looks right into our backyard, and we're trying to see 能直接看进我家后院我们想知道if there's anything we can do about it. 能不能做任何事来阻止他Well, you have come to the right place. 那你们真是来对地方了You know, a lot of people handle this type of thing online, 很多人都是在网上处理这种事情but I always say nothing beats the human touch. 但我总说没有什么比真人接触更棒的了Oh, but don't worry. 你们放心I'm not gonna actually touch you. 我不会真的要触碰你们We had quite the informative meeting on that. 我们为这个举办过富含教育意义的研讨会了We just want a little privacy in our backyard. 我们只是想要在后院能有些隐私You know, for... 你懂的... 要...Maybe we should've done this online. 或许我们就应该在网上弄No, no, no, no. The zone zone is a safe zone. 别啊区区是个能安心分享的区Stop saying "Zone zone"! 别再说"区区"了So, is there anything we can do? 所以我们有任何能做的事情吗Absolutely. Do you know if they have permits for the balcony? 当然啦你知道他们加盖阳台有没有许可吗Oh, no. We were hoping you could check. 不知道我们还希望你能帮我们查呢I certainly can. I just need you to fill out a form, 我的确可以只需要你们填一张表and we have them available in Armenian, Chinese, 我们这里有提供亚美尼亚语中文Cambodian, English, Farsi, Korean, Spanish and Vietnamese. 柬埔寨语英文波斯语韩文西班牙语与越南语的表格Well, English, obviously. 很明显我们要一份英文版的Well, we're not allowed to presume. 我们不允许先入为主That was a whole other meeting. 另一场深刻的研讨会谈过这事So we just fill out the form and that's it? 我们只需要填那张表就行了吗Oh, no. No, you need to fill it out, 不不只你们得先填好and then you need to bring it down to the Office of Code Compliance.然后得拿去建筑许可局那边Now, if your neighbors don't have a permit, 如果你们的邻居没有许可证you can file an official complaint, but if they do have a permit, 你就可以提出正式投诉但如果他们有许可then you have to make the case that the balcony constitutes 那你就得提出那阳台有a nuisance, an encumbrance or an encroachment, 妨碍利益造成产权负担或侵占土地的证据and you have to decide which, 而且你得决定是哪一种because they are three totally separate forms. 因为那是三种完全不同的表格This is starting to seem like more trouble than it's worth. 开始感觉这事费力又讨不了好啊I know, right? 对啊就是说啊-Yeah.你还好吧-- You okay? - 没事Great, 'cause you just bought that whole row of Batmans. 那就好因为你刚把这一排《蝙蝠侠》全包了Sorry, I... 抱歉了我...And now you bought Aquaman. Good choice. 现在你还买了《水行侠》好眼光If you want cold medicine, 如果你想要感冒药Stuart has the entire run of DayQuils, 斯图尔特有全系列某牌感冒药including the rare "DayQuilt" misprint from 1996. 包含罕见的1996年的错印版本What can I say? I'm a collector. 我能说什么我是个收藏家Thanks, but I'm fine. I think it's just allergies. 谢谢但我没事啦应该只是过敏-Hey.-大家好啊- Hi, guys. - 你来啦Oh, heads up. 先说一下If that Aquaman feels wet, it's not a gimmick. 如果《水行侠》湿湿的不是特殊营销手段Leonard sneezed on it. 是莱纳德打喷嚏在上面了-Uh, it's just allergies.你生病了吗-- You sick? - 应该只是过敏Oh. So, check it out. 你听我说This meteorite that Bert found is really cool. 伯特发现的这个陨石超屌We did a spectrographic analysis, and there's... 我们对它做了光谱分析它...there's definitely something going on inside. 里面绝对大有玄机Well, hey, I-if you want, 那... 如果你们需要we could use my new laser to cut it open. 可以用我的新激光来把它切开啊Well, thanks, but Bert's got this water-cooled, 谢谢好意但伯特有这台水冷的diamond-bladed saw. 金刚石锯Well, sure, but with my laser, you'd get a thinner slice, 行吧但用我的激光你就能得到更薄的切片which would make for a better sample. 这样的样本质量也更好You're not gonna cut open a meteor, are you? 你们不会是想要切开一颗陨石吧Have you not learned anything from comic books? 你们没从漫画里学到任何教训吗Space viruses? Pod people? 太空病毒外星人I sell nothing but warnings. 我这里卖的全都是血淋淋的警告啊C-Calm down, Stuart. 冷静啊斯图尔特You're being a little crazy. 你有点发神经Oh, is he? Is he being crazy? 他有吗他有神经吗Or is he the only one around here who's making any sense?还是他是在场唯一脑子清醒的那一个It's nice they found each other. 他们能找到彼此真是太好了Yeah. Uh, so, anyway, you want to use my laser? 是啊话说回来你想用我的激光吗Eh, sorry. It's kind of Bert's thing, 抱歉这算伯特的项目and he wants to do it his way, so... 他想用他的方式所以...Okay. 行Yeah, that's cool. 没事啦Just seems dumb to not use the laser. 只是觉得不用激光有点蠢Not as dumb as unleashing a plague on mankind, 哪能比得上释放太空瘟疫蠢呢but, hey, what do we know? 但我们懂个什么啊Literally nothing. 什么都不懂We spent half the day down at the city planning office,我们今天花了半天时间泡在城市规划局and didn't solve a thing. 什么都没解决Now we have to go back tomorrow. 我们明天还得再回去一趟The planning office? You lucky ducks. 规划局吗你们俩真幸福Yeah, this one made me go for ice cream 这家伙就让我一起去买冰激凌and talk about her day. 然后聊她一天发生的事Spoiler alert: it was fine. 剧透警告她没事It wasn't fine. I got trapped in an elevator. 哪里没事我被困在电梯里了I may have missed a few details. 我可能漏听了一点细节The bottom of my cone was drippy. 那时我的冰激凌底开始漏了So now we have to download all these forms and fill them out.我们得下载那些表格然后全填了We get it. Your life is great. Stop rubbing it in. 我们都听懂了你们很幸福别再显摆了Yeah, quit it. 对啊别晒幸福了Is one of the forms the 599B/C? 其中一个表格是编号599B/C的吗Because, if so, it has a doozy of a typo. 如果是这份上面有可多错别字了I don't know. 我不知道All right, well, I don't want to spoil anything, 好吧我也不想剧透什么but you might want to start practicing your "Siglature."但你们最好开始练习一下自己的"谦名"Sheldon, if you like this stuff, 谢尔顿如果你喜欢这类东西- why don't you come and do it with us? - Or instead of us? -你何不跟我们一起去呢 -或替我们去Do you mean it? 你们是真心的吗No, no, wait, it's too late. You can't take it back. Yes. 不不太晚了你们不能收回我答应Well, Amy, looks like the elevator 艾米感觉被困电梯里might have been the high point of your day. 有可能是你今日的心情巅峰啊Hey, where's Raj? 拉杰呢Uh, he's working with Bert. 他跟伯特在合作项目They're probably cutting their stupid meteorite open 估计他们正在用傻逼金刚石锯with their stupid diamond saw. 切开那颗傻逼陨石down.Yeah. I'm just a little run--- Are you okay? - 没事只是有点流鼻水-你没事吧It might be a head cold. 有可能是小伤风吧Purell. 洗手液Purell. 洗手液Purell. 洗手液Purell. 洗手液Can I top anybody off? 有人还要续洗手液吗It's just so frustrating. 真的好不爽啊I-I know my laser would be way more efficient. 我知道用我的激光肯定更有效率They're gonna lose so much meteorite due to kerf loss. 他们会因为切割损失浪费很多陨石Mm. I'm sorry your friends won't let you play kerf with them. 很心疼你朋友不跟你一起玩切割Don't make it sound childish. 别说得好像哄小孩It's the scientific word for dust. 那词的意思是灰啦What was wrong with "dust"? 那为什么不直说"灰"就好了呢Are you sure you're not just a little jealous? 你确定你不是只是嫉妒吗No. It's just, my way is better, but they won't even consider it. 才不是呢我的方法更好但他们考虑都不考虑Oh, well, it's their loss. Look, why don't you go to bed. 那这样是他们的损失你先上床睡觉吧Ah, it's okay.--- I'll run out and get you some medicine. 不用-我出去给你买点药Stuart gave me some when I was at the comic book store.我在漫画店的时候斯图尔特给我了一点Really? You're taking medicine from Stuart? 不是吧你从斯图尔特手里拿药吗Doesn't he need, like, all of it? 他难道不是每一颗药都很关键吗Mm, he's got plenty. 他有很多啦His pill caddy is, like, this big. 他的药盒有这么大呢All right, well, why don't you go to bed. 那你先上床躺着吧I'll sleep out here on the couch. 我今晚睡沙发No, no, no, you take the bed. I'll stay out here. 别别别你睡床吧今晚我睡这里Even better. Sweet dreams, snot bag. 那更好了祝美梦鼻涕虫See what I'm talking about? 看到我说的意思了吗Oh, yes. 是的Oh, that is textbook encroachment. 这是教科书式的侵占土地啊And I know because I have the textbook. 我能肯定是因为我有那教科书First edition. 首版呢Watch what happens when you move. 看看如果你动了会怎么样Oh, boy, you weren't kidding. 天啊你们还真不是瞎扯Oh, those are 10,000 lumens if they're a lumen. 如果那是光那就是1万流明的万丈光芒Well, you know what they say: 常言道when life give you lumens, make lumen-ade. 当生活给你流明光你就做成流明水Was that a joke? 这是笑话吗Yes. 是啊Based on the premise that "lumen" sounds like "lemon"?笑点是来自光通量单位"流明"音似"柠檬"吗Yes. 是的That's hilarious. 还真好笑Okay, what is the setback on property lines in this neighborhood?你们这区的建筑退缩尺度是多少Oh, I don't know. 我不知道啊It must be on the permit from when you built your deck. 你们造这个平台的时候许可上会有写啊Uh, yeah, my dad built this. 我爸爸盖的这个平台We didn't do the whole permit thing. 我们没去申请什么许可Here we go. 要发作啦Are you saying 你的意思是I'm standing on an unpermitted deck? 我正站在一个无许可的平台上It's been here for years, Sheldon. It's fine. 谢尔顿都已经盖了好几年了没事的How did the inspector not flag this 检查员当时来你们家when he came to check out your bathroom renovation? 检查浴室装修的时候怎么没提出示警Are you telling me that I have showered 你不会是告诉我我曾经在in an uninspected bathroom? 未受检查过的浴室里洗过澡吧You showered in our house? 你在我们家洗过澡吗You made me hold your children. What did you expect me to do? 你让我抱过你的小孩你要我怎么办You think you know people. 知人知面不知心啊You do know them, Sheldon. 你知道他们的心啊谢尔顿Yeah, but-but do we? Do we really know them? 但是是真的吗我们是真的知道人家的心吗Yes! 是啊They're rule breakers, Amy. 艾米他们可是规则破坏者And you know what we do with rule breakers? 你知道我们该怎么对待规则破坏者吗Complain about them to our spouse 跟自己的伴侣不停地抱怨他们until she's ready to drive into oncoming traffic? 直到伴侣受不了开车冲向对面的车阵中You can't cross a double yellow line. 你不能穿越双黄线啊What is this, the Purge? 你以为是电影《人类清除计划》啊So, I guess you're not gonna help them? 所以我想你是不打算帮他们了Oh, I'm gonna help them-- 我要帮他们help them get on the right side of Johnny Law. 帮助他们投入守法的怀抱Oh, you can't turn them in. 你不能去举报他们啊The city's gonna make them rip out 市政府会让他们把所有的装修all the work they've done and do it over. 全部都拆了然后再重新盖It would be the end of your friendship. 到时候你跟他们的友谊就毁了What choice do I have? These are the rules. 我能有什么选法律就是法律Sheldon, I am begging you. Please, don't do this. 谢尔顿我求你了别这么做You know who doesn't get permits for their decks? Animals.你知道谁才不会为平台申请许可吗动物Animals don't have decks. 动物才没有平台Oh, really? I have one word for you: beavers. 是吗那我送你一个词海狸Bert? Raj? 伯特拉杰Can't believe they're gonna cut that 真不敢相信他们要用这个with this punk-ass diamond saw. 垃圾金刚石锯切Geez. 要命了Geez. 在此处排队Oh, hey, look. 你看看"Siglature." "谦名"-下一位Hello.-- Next! - 你好Hi! Welcome to the zone zone. 你好欢迎来到区区Oh, that's funny! 真好笑Hey, I also have a joke for you. 我也有个笑话回敬你Lumen-ade. 流明水Maybe I told it wrong. 可能我讲得不对Well, how can I help you? 有何能为您效劳呢If I know someone in violation of the building code, 如果我知道某些人违反了建筑条例should I turn them in? 我应该举报他们吗Interesting question. 这问题很有意思Yeah, I know. Because, on the one hand, 我知道因为一方面Confucius says we owe a greater responsibility 孔子说过我们对亲近之人的责任to people we're close with rather than to society at large. 大于对整个社会的责任But, on the other hand, Socrates says that 但另一方面苏格拉底说过we're obligated to obey all laws, even unjust ones. 我们必须遵守所有法律哪怕是不公正的法律And then, furthermore, if we're entertaining rules 此外如果我们把破坏规则about when it's okay to break the rules, 当作儿戏I should-- where does it end? 我应该... 那什么时候能到头Well, for me, it ends at 5:00. 对我来说 5点到头Well, I just-- I don't know what to do. 我不知道怎么办了All I can tell you is that the building codes 我只能告诉你建筑条例are there for everyone's safety. 是为了所有人的安全Oh, so you're saying I have no choice but to turn them in. 你是说我别无选择必须举报他们I did not say that. 我没这样说But would you? 但你会这样说吗And remember that I laughed at your "zone zone" Joke. 别忘了你的"区区"笑话我可是有捧场It's not even a joke! 那根本算不上是笑话Oh, is that Linda back there? 后面的是琳达吗Yeah. 是的How are her hot flashes? Any better? 她的更年期潮热好些了吗Leonard, what are you doing?! 莱纳德你做什么Showing you that this is the better way. 让你们看这是更好的办法Stop! Whatever's inside there is dangerous! 住手里面的东西很危险And pretty. 而且很漂亮What is that? 这是什么Are you okay? 你还好吗Yeah, I'm fine. I'm just feeling a little... 我没事只是觉得有点......hungry. 饿Stop eating Bert! 别吃伯特了Keep eating Bert! 继续吃伯特What? What?--莱纳德- Leonard. Leonard! 怎么了-You're having a bad dream. 你做噩梦了Oh, thank God. 谢天谢地I was eating my friends. 我梦到吃自己的两个朋友Well, one friend and one acquaintance. 应该算一个朋友一个认识的人You know what, Bert's okay. Two friends. 伯特也挺好算是朋友吧Let me see if you're running a fever. 让我看看你有没有发烧Yeah. 好Oh, yeah, you're burning up. 烧得很厉害Geez! Are you okay? 天啊你还好吗That depends. What-what color are my eyes? 得看情况我的眼睛是什么颜色I don't know, brown? 我不知道棕色No, green. No, wait, brown. 不绿色等等棕色Oh, good, I'm awake. 很好我醒了Howie, someone's here to see you. 华仔有人找你Hello. 你好Hey. What's going on? 有什么事Can you come over here? 你能过来吗Sheldon, the deck is safe. You can walk on it. 谢尔顿平台很安全你可以走上来Oh, that gets the heart going. 害人家小心肝砰砰跳So, what's up? 有什么事I went down to the city Code Compliance Office to turn you in. 我去建筑许可局举报你Are you kidding? 开玩笑吗But I didn't do it. 但我没有举报I filled out the form and then realized 我填表时发现that the unwritten rules of friendship 友谊的不成文规定are more important than the written rules 比阿尔塔迪纳市of the city of Altadena's Zoning and Planning Department. 区划规划部的成文规定重要多了Really? "Aw"? 有必要感动吗And you'll be happy to know that, while I was there, 我相信你会很高兴听到我在那里时I did look into your neighbor's balcony, 查了你邻居家的阳台and it is encroaching on your property line. 的确侵占到你家的土地I had all this pent-up snitch energy, 我想举报你的那股冲动劲儿正无处发泄so I reported him hard. 所以我狠狠举报了他一番What did they say? 他们怎么说He's going to have to remove it. 他必须拆掉So the good guys win? 好人胜利了吗Well, I don't know if I'd call you the good guys. 我不知道能否称你们为好人You're enforcing a law on him 你们把法律强加在他身上that you're willfully ignoring yourselves. 但你们却故意自己不遵守法律Uh, all right, fine. 好吧So the morally compromised guys win. 所以没啥道德感的人胜利了Apparently so. 显然是的Now, if one of you'd be kind enough to take me home, 现在你们谁送我回家I need to use my bathroom. 我要用我家的厕所What's wrong with the one here? 我家厕所有什么问题I'm sorry, I want to live. 抱歉我想活下去Hey. You guys got a second? 你们有时间吗Leonard, I told you, buddy. We don't need to use your laser. 莱纳德我跟你说过了我们不用你的激光Yeah, all we need is Terry Brad-saw. 我们只需要泰瑞·布拉德锯That's what I named my saw. 这是我用明星名谐音哏给锯子取的名No, I-I just wanted to apologize for yesterday. 不我想为昨天的事道歉I just-- I think I was jealous, you know? 我想我嫉妒了Sheldon and Amy might win a Nobel Prize, 谢尔顿和艾米可能赢得诺贝尔奖and now you guys have this cool meteorite project. 现在你们有这么酷的陨石项目--Yeah.真的你嫉妒我们-- Really? You're jealous of us? 对I even had this crazy dream last night where I ate you both. 我甚至做了疯狂的梦梦里我吃了你们俩Seriously? 真的吗I know. I was pretty out of it. 我知道挺夸张的Who'd you eat first? 你先吃了谁Oh. Uh, you. 你Nice. 很好This is just delightful. 真是太舒服了Do you think he knows we're the ones that got him in trouble?你觉得他知道是我们把他供出去的吗--I do. I met his wife. She seems really nice.谁在乎- Who cares? 我在乎我见过他的老婆-人挺好Sorry about the noise, neighbor! 抱歉这些嗓音邻居No problem! 没关系Hey, you guys know a Sheldon Cooper?! 你们认识谢尔顿·库珀吗No, we do not! 不不认识Is it just me or has no one been in the store for hours? 是我的错觉吗还是店里空了几小时Yeah, it is weirdly quiet. 的确安静得很诡异Nobody's in the street. 街上没人Huh. Well, that's strange. 真奇怪You thinking what I'm thinking? 你的想法和我的想法一样吗They cut that meteorite open and unleashed a space plague? 他们切开陨石释放了宇宙瘟疫Exactly. 正是Let me just lock up here. 我把门锁好Okay. So what do we do? 好我们怎么办Uh, well, if this is a worst-case scenario 如果发生最坏的情况and we're the last two people alive, we're gonna, 我们是最后两个大活人我们就得...we're gonna have to rebuild civilization. 我们就必须重建文明社会Do you have any special skills? 你有什么特别技能吗I can draw. 我会画画How 'bout you? 你呢I can play clarinet. 我会吹单簧管Oh, I didn't know that. 我都不知道呢Yeah, ten years. 吹了十年You know, it, uh, might also be up to us to 可能还要依靠我们两个repopulate the Earth. 重新繁衍地球人I'm okay with that. 我没意见So... shall we? 要开始吗Wait here. I'm gonna brush my teeth. 等等我先去刷牙Sorry, we're closed! 抱歉我们打烊了Sorry, we're closed! 结束营业This is going on Yelp! 我会在网上给你差评。
生活大爆炸--第10季第20集-美剧-字幕-对白-中英文对照-看电影学英语-打印-word版
Hey, Leonard, if you're not busy tomorrow, 莱纳德如果你明天不忙的话I have to do a little reception after work. 我明天下班后有个小活动Oh, I would, 我愿意去but we need to make a push on the air force project. 可我们明天要赶工弄一下空军的项目Oh, are you sure? 你确定不来吗We're celebrating our new A.D.D. Drug, 是要庆祝我们的注意力缺失症新药and it'll probably be over in, like, six minutes. 到时候估计六分钟就结束了Did you say you guys are working on the guidance system tomorrow?你刚才说你们明天要弄导向系统吗Yeah, why? 对啊怎么了Well, Sheldon said that he was gonna work with me 谢尔顿说他明天要跟我一起弄on our quantum perception project. 我们的量子认知研究呢We've had this planned for a week. 我们一周前就计划好了Well, he reconfirmed with me this morning. 他今早还跟我重新确认过时间呢Guys, before this gets ugly, remember, 两位在事态开始恶化之前别忘了the winner gets Sheldon. 赢的人得到的可是谢尔顿Hey, Raj, do you want to go with me tomorrow? 拉杰你明天想跟我一起去吗Are you asking because you want me there or out of pity? 你邀请我是希望我出席还是可怜我Actually, never mind, don't answer. 算了别回答了I'd love to. 我愿意去Hello. 大家安安Why did you tell Leonard you're working on 你为什么跟莱纳德说你明天- the gyroscope tomorrow? - Because I am. -要跟他弄陀螺仪的项目 -的确是啊But you said you were working with me. 但你答应我要跟我一起做我们的项目Someone's got two dates to the nerd prom. 某人邀了两妞去参加宅男舞会呢I have a plan to work on both projects simultaneously. 山人自有妙计我有办法同时做两个项目And for your information, the summer conference 顺便告诉你加州理工学院的on algebraic topology at Caltech is nerd prom. 代数拓扑夏季大会才是真的宅男舞会呢I'm sorry, what is this plan you have? 抱歉不知阁下有何妙计Well, I'm not needed at both places at the same time. 我不需要同时出现在两个地方啊And I can also free up extra hours with simple tricks, 我用些简单小技巧就能腾出几小时such as using a minimal amount of words to convey my point. 比如表达意见时做到言简意赅When does that start? 你什么时候能开始这样Soon. 快See, I could've said "In the near future," 你看我本来可以说"快开始了"but I didn't say "In the near future," 但我没有说"快开始了"'cause "In the near future" is three more words than "Soon." 因为"快开始了"比"快"多了3个字"In" one, "the" two, "near" three, "future" four. "快"是1 "开"是2 "始"是3 "了"是4See "In the near future" is four, "Soon" is just one, "快开始了"4个字而"快"是1个字four is more than one; saving time already. 1字比4字少所以就省下了时间Genius. 天才I was gonna say, 我本来想说"Why does anyone think Sheldon's a genius?" "为什么会有人觉得谢尔顿是天才"But I didn't. 但我没说出全部Gentlemen, I've got Amy up and running. 先生们我帮艾米开好头了Shall we get to work? 我们该开始了吗Uh, before we do, what are you wearing, 在开始前我想问你背着什么啊oh, friend who we pretend is normal? 我们假装你一切正常的这位朋友These are hydration backpacks. 这是补水背包Eh, for efficiency, whenever I'm thirsty, 为了效率这包在我口渴时I have access to water. 能让我直接补充水分Eh, when I'm hungry, I have lentil soup. 而当我饿了时我有扁豆汤It's getting harder to pretend. 越来越装不下去了Anyway, Sheldon, we're at a decision point 谢尔顿我们现在到了这决策点to run the xenon stream through the cryocooler 是让氙气流通过低温制冷机or through the vacuum filter. 还是通过真空过滤器Run down the pros and cons of each for me. 说说看两者的优缺点Well, if we run the xenon stream through the cryocooler, 如果我们让氙气流通过低温制冷机it'll be cooled immediately before it reacts with the conduction. 它会立即冷却不会跟导管起反应Oh, sorry, uh, carrot chunk. 抱歉胡萝卜丁卡着了You can just feel the time being saved. 节省时间的感觉太强烈了Ah, I'm back, you got me for eight minutes. 我回来啦我可以在这八分钟Sheldon, this is silly. 谢尔顿这样太蠢了You can't expect us to do quality work 你这样进进出出with you popping in and out like this. 我们怎么有办法做出高质量的成果The coefficient isn't lambda, it's lambda sub one. 系数不是Λ是Λ₁And over here, you should consider the possibility 而这边你应该考虑一下that the brain itself is in two different quantum states. 大脑本身处于两种不同量子态的可能性And lastly, do you have any little soup crackers? 最后问一下你有配汤小饼干吗The rate of spinning for the central axis centrifuge 中央轴离心机的旋转速度has to be four revolutions per second. 必须是每秒钟4转It can't be four revolutions, it's got to be seven. 怎么会是每秒钟4转必须得是7转Seven?! 7个鬼Look at the board, it's four. 看清楚了必须是4转Oh, my God, it's seven! 天啊是7转好吗- Four! - Seven! -4转 -7转It's five and a half. 是5.5转Son of a bitch, it's five and a half. 我了个去还真是5.5转B.R.B., that's short for "Be right back." 马回就是"马上回来"的缩写I'm saving so much time! 我省下了好多时间啊The two signals meet up in the corpus callosum 两个信号在脑胼胝体相遇and T equals zero. 而T=0And I know a boy who just earned a slurp of soup. 而我知道某个小男孩值得嘉奖一口汤Incredible. 太厉害了Sheldon, I didn't expect that you could work on both projects, 谢尔顿我原以为你无法同时兼顾两项目but I, I was wrong. 但我真是大错特错啊You know, I felt the same way about the spork. 我一开始也对插勺有这种感觉Uh, solids and liquids handled by one utensil? 一种餐具就想一次解决干的跟稀的That'll never work. 怎么能行呢And spoiler: works. 剧透警告真的能行I got to admit, 不得不承认we didn't think you'd be able to do two things at once. 我们本来并不觉得你能同时兼顾两边Yeah, I felt the same way about the platypus. 我一开始也对鸭嘴兽有这种看法You know, bird and mammal in the same creature? 禽类与哺乳类合而为一的物种No way. 怎么能呢And spoiler: way. 剧透警告真的能Oh, thanks again for letting me use your laptop last night. 再一次谢谢你昨晚借我用你电脑No problem. 没事Was just doing my taxes. 我就是上网报个税Okay. 好Actually, if I could... 其实要是我能...if I could just check one more... 要是我能再查看一下...Already cleared the browser history. 我已经把浏览器历史记录删了You're a good woman. 你真是个懂事的好女人What you working on? 你在忙什么Trying to catch up on office e-mails before I go back. 在回去上班前看看办公室的电邮往来记录Oh, that's right, maternity leave's almost over. 对哦你的产假快休完了Ah, you excited? 要上班了你兴奋吗Yeah, I mean, I'll miss Halley, 当然我是说我肯定会想哈雷but it'll be nice to get out of the house, 但这样也挺好可以走出家门be intellectually stimulated. 活动活动脑子Go out to lunch instead of, you know, be lunch. 出去吃午餐而不是当别人的午餐That's great, good for you. 不错啊这样挺好的Yeah, I mean, with you and my parents, 是啊反正有你和我爸妈she's gonna be fine. 她会没事的Ah, of course she is. 那是当然And that day care is great. 那家托儿所也不错It is. I went to check it out, 的确我特地去查看过and they are very cautious about letting strange men with no kids他们对于没孩子的陌生人从窗户偷窥这一点peek in the windows. 表现出非常警惕的态度Plus, I, I think I'm setting a good example for Halley, 再说了我觉得我给哈雷树立了很好的榜样to show her that women can be mothers 让她知道女人就算当了妈and still have satisfying careers. 仍可以拥有令人满意的事业Sure, she won't know where I went or if I'm ever coming back. 当然她不会知道我去了哪我还会不会回来That'll just make the ten minutes between when I get home等我回到家她还有十分钟就要睡觉了and her bedtime even more special. 于是那十分钟变得更弥足珍贵Uh, other than burp you or give you a bottle, 除了帮你拍奶嗝和给你个奶瓶外I don't know what to do right now. 我真不知道该怎么办了It's okay, I'm just being emotional about this. 没事我情绪过于激动了Can you not tell Howard? 拜托别告诉霍华德好吗Well, don't you think it'd be healthier 你不觉得告诉他你怎么了if you told him what's going on with you? 更有利于你身心健康吗Don't you think it'd be healthier 那你不觉得作为一个成年人if you had your own apartment, grown man? 拥有自己的公寓更有利于你的身心健康吗Your secret is safe with me. 我会替你保密的Hey, since when do you do laundry on a Thursday? 你什么时候开始周四洗衣服了Oh, I had an accident at work, 我今天上班出了点意外I slipped and fell on my soup sack. 我脚一滑摔到我的汤袋上了You know, there was a time I would say "What's a soup sack?" 曾几何时我会问"什么是汤袋" But... I'm glad we're past that. 但...我很高兴多嘴时光已过去了You know, there was a time I would say "God bless you," 曾几何时我会说"愿神保佑你" and then you would say "If you must invoke an imaginary deity, 而你会说"如果你一定要祈求虚构的神灵保佑how about Thor?" 求雷神索尔怎么样"And I would say, 于是我会说"How do you know I didn't mean Thor?" "你怎么知道我说的不是雷神"And then you would say "Touche," 然后你会说"说得好"and that there ends the tale 而从那刻起of why I no longer say "God bless you." "愿神保佑你"这话与我从此是路人Well, we have had some fun, haven't we? 咱俩这一来一往的时光也挺美不是吗Oh, yeah. 是的So, Leonard tells me you've had a busy day. 莱纳德跟我说你忙得像只陀螺Oh, I did. 没错It hasn't stopped. 现在还转着呢I figured out a solution for our navigation system 就我在预浸泡裤子想把扁豆弄出来的时候while I was pre-soaking lentils out of my pants. 我想出了我们导向系统的一个解决方案Are you getting sick? 你是不是要生病了Of course not. 当然不是I'm too busy to be sick. 我太忙没空生病Well, you're pretty delicate. 你身子挺娇弱的Maybe you shouldn't be pushing yourself so hard. 或许你不该把自己逼这么紧- I'm fine. - All right. -我好得很 -好吧Well, we'll just pretend that you didn't catch a cold 那我们就假装你看《冰雪奇缘》- watching Frozen. - I... -看到感冒的事没发生 -我...That didn't happen. 才没有呢You also got a nosebleed watching Up. 你看《飞屋环游记》的时候还流鼻血了Just do your laundry! 少废话快洗你的衣服Stuart, you didn't have to make dinner. 斯图尔特你不用特意做晚饭Yeah, well, I felt bad about upsetting you this morning. 没事早上害你不开心我挺不好意思And to be honest, I'm not the biggest fan of your meatloaf. 而且老实说我不太喜欢你做的肉卷Hey, what's for dinner? 晚餐吃什么Meatloaf. 肉卷Oh, cool. 好吧Stuart made it. 斯图尔特做的Oh, cool. 好哒Hey, I was thinking maybe we take 我在想或许我们可以Halley to the zoo this weekend, 周末带哈雷去动物园get in a little family time 在你上班前before you go back to work. 享受一点家庭时光Sounds great. 听起来不错Speaking of which, 说到这个for day care, it'll be easy for me 关于托儿所我不介意送她去to drop her off, unless you want to do it. 但如果你很想送她我也可以让给你Hmm, guess it should be me. 看来是得我来送了I can't do it; 我送不了they have a picture of me on file now. 他们有我的照片记录在案You okay? 你没事吧Of course, why? 当然怎么了Well, I don't know, you seem a little upset. 我不知道你看起来有点不开心- No, I'm fine. - You sure? -我没事 -你确定吗Why don't you think she's fine? 你干嘛觉得人家有事She sounds fine, she looks fine. 她的声音听起来没事她的样子看起来也没事If I saw her on the street I'd say, 如果我在街上看到她我一定会说"Damn, that girl's fine!" "靠这妞没事[正点]"Sheldon, you're sick, go back to bed. 谢尔顿你生病了躺回床上吧I am fine. 我没事Here, eat your toast. 给吃你的吐司Sorry. 抱歉It's okay, now I don't need butter. 没事这下黄油都省了Well, perhaps I am a little under the weather. 或许我是有一点受了风寒It's nothing a little cold medicine and tea can't fix. 但吃点感冒药喝点茶就没事了You need sleep. 你需要睡眠What I need is to get to work. 我需要的是去工作Well, I don't want your germs around me. 我不想被你的病菌传染What? You hold my hand, you kiss my mouth, 怎么你牵我的手亲我的嘴就行but you draw the line at 102 fever? 但我发烧到39度就过界了吗What happened to our love? 我们的爱情怎么了Sheldon, are you okay? 谢尔顿你没事吧What's going on? 怎么回事How'd I get here? 我怎么会在这里I don't know, we came home from work and we found you. 我也不知道我们下班回家就看到你在这儿了Home from work? 下班回家What time is it? 现在几点9:00. 9点9:00?! 9点了W-What happened to 8:00 and 7:00 那8点和7点还有之前那么多点and all the other o'clocks? 都到哪儿去了Wait, you don't remember? 等下你不记得了吗Well, I remember waking up in the morning, 我记得早上起床Amy rubbing Vicks on my chest. 艾米在我胸口抹感冒舒缓膏And her hands were like two frozen chunks of tundra. 她的手又冰又糙像两大块冻土I took some cold medicine to... 然后我吃了点感冒药就...I took cold medicine. 我吃了感冒药You did seem a little loopy 你来实验室时when you showed up at the lab. 看起来的确有点呆滞At-- at the lab?! 实验室Why am I naked from the waist down? 为什么我的下半身是赤裸的I don't know where your pants are, 我不知道你的裤子在哪里but we did find your underwear in a pot on the stove.但我们倒是在炉子上的锅里发现你的内裤My pants are missing, I don't remember anything. 我的裤子不见了我什么都不记得了Penny, this is your youth. What do I do? 佩妮你青春在断片中度过分享下经验I don't know, 我不知道check your body for tattoos? 检查一下有没有新纹身吧Leonard, would you be a lamb... 莱纳德你能不能当个贴心的宝宝...She's kidding! 她在逗你的Wait, wait. Where's my bag? 等等我的背包呢- My phone and my wallet are in my bag. - It's right here. -我的电话跟钱包都在里头 -在这里Where's my notebook? My notebook's gone. Oh, no. 我的笔记本呢我的笔记本不见了不要啊Okay, it's just a notebook, what's the big deal? 不过是本笔记本而已有什么大不了的What's the big deal? 有什么大不了的It's full of classified information about the air force project!里面全是关于那个空军项目的机密信息How could you lose that? 你怎么能把那个弄丢了呢It's okay, I'm sure we'll find it. 没关系我们一定能找着Look, it's got to be around here somewhere. 肯定就在这里的某个角落Maybe it's wherever your pants are. 也许跟你的裤子在同个地方Nope, pants in the microwave, no notebook. 不裤子在微波炉里笔记本不在Ah, hello. 你好Look, something's going on with Bernadette. 伯纳黛特好像有心事She say anything to you? 她有跟你说什么吗Well, nope, not a word. 一个字都没说Come on, be honest. 别这样跟我说实话Did you tell her I tried her breast pump? 你是不是告诉她我偷用过她的吸奶器No, but I did mention it to my therapist. 没有但我倒是跟我的心理医生提过Well, I know she's mad at me about something. 反正她肯定是在生我的气Well, what have you done that would upset her? 你做了什么会惹怒她的事Oh, gosh, how much time do you have? 那要看你有多少时间听Well, why don't you just start with the worst thing? 要不你先说最严重的那件事呗Hmm, let's see. 我想想啊Okay, here we go: six years ago, 好来吧六年前I got a call that Bernie's great-aunt, Trixie, died. 我接到一通电话说妮妮的姨婆特里克茜去世了And? 然后呢And I forgot to give her the message. 然后我忘记转告她That's terrible. 太过分了The terrible part is, ever since then, 真正过分的是从那之后I've been sending Bernie 我以特里克茜的名义Christmas cards from Trixie. 每年都给妮妮寄圣诞贺卡Howard! 霍华德Let me finish-- and one card had five dollars in it 听我说完有张贺卡里还夹了五块钱I took from Bernie's purse. 是我从妮妮的钱包里偷的The notebook isn't in the bathroom. 笔记本不在浴室里I can't find it, either. 我也找不到How can he not remember a day? 他怎么能失忆一整天呢Well, people who are abducted by aliens lose time. 被外星人掳走过的人会不记得那段时间I mean, maybe it happens to the aliens, too. 可能那也会发生在外星人自己身上吧Well, it's not across the hall. 不在对面的屋子里That's it. I'm in breach of my security clearance. 已成定局了我违反了保密协议I'm going to prison. 我要去蹲大牢了And you know what happens to people like me in prison.你们也懂我这种可人儿进监狱会有何下场I'll be forced to be some large man's tutor. 我会被迫当某位大佬的私人教师You're not going to prison. 你不会进监狱的But, boy, it is funny to think about. 可是想想那个画面还真是乐开怀You really can't remember anything? 你真的什么都想不起来吗I'm trying. 我在想啊Wait a minute. Hey, let me see your phone. 等等给我看看你的手机Why? 为什么Well, it's-- it's possible 手机有可能it was tracking everywhere you went. 记录下你去过的所有地方Phones can do that? 手机还有这个功能吗Yeah, it depends on the privacy settings. 是的得看你隐私设置了Oh, tha-- that's so cool. 这功能好酷啊How do you-- how do you turn that thing off? 要怎么... 怎么样才能关掉啊Relax. 淡定I know when you "go for a run," you stop for a donut. 我知道你"去跑步"时中途吃了个甜甜圈I don't even run there, I drive. 我不是跑过去的我是开车去的Hang on, I can see every place you went. 稍等我能看到你去过的所有地点了What does it say? 记录怎么说Uh, you were in the building, 你在这栋楼里you were at the university, 你到过大学then you were somewhere on Colorado Boulevard. 然后你到了科罗拉多大道上的某处Where? 哪里Wait, hang on. 等等Did you go to a cowboy bar? 你有去过牛仔酒吧吗I-- no! 我...怎么可能That is preposterous. 太荒谬了Maybe. 有可能Hey, how's it going? 你还好吗Fine. 好啊Good. Love you. 好吧爱你哦- Love you, too. - Love you more. -我也爱你 -爱你更多Okay, you won. Can I finish what I'm doing? 行你赢了我能继续做事了吗Sure, sorry. 抱歉Something on your mind? 你有事吗No, no, nothing. 没没事Okay, well, maybe I'm just feeling like 好吧我只是觉得something's bothering you. 你好像有烦心事Nope, all good. 不我好着呢Prove it, make love to me right now on the kitchen floor. 为了证明和我在厨房地板上滚一炮吧No, what is wrong with you? 才不要你脑子有病吧Aha, you are upset. 看吧你就是不开心I don't know a lot about women, but I know I upset them. 我虽不了解女人但我知道我让她们不开心了Howard, I'm sorry if I'm being weird, 霍华德抱歉我可能举止有点怪but it has nothing to do with you. 但这件事和你没有关系It doesn't? 真的跟我无关吗No. 没有I didn't want to tell you, but... 我不想告诉你但是...I'm having a really tough time about going back to work. 我心里对于回去工作这件事挺不好受Okay, well, I get that. 这样呀我明白It was hard for me when I went back. 当我陪产假结束时也很难过- It was? - Of course. -真的吗 -当然啦I missed you and the baby 我万分思念你和宝宝and being able to watch Ellen every day. 还有每天能看《艾伦秀》的快乐时光I just don't know what the right thing to do is. 我只是不知道什么才算是正确的选择If I go back to work, I'm abandoning Halley. 如果我回去上班我就像抛弃了哈雷If I don't go, 如果我不上班I'm giving up everything I worked for. 那就放弃了我以前奋斗的事业It's like there's no right choice. 感觉就没有一个正确的选择Look, I don't know what the best decision is, either. 我也不知道什么才算是正确的选择But whatever we choose, if we're not happy, 但不管我们如何做只要不开心we can undo it. 那我们就换一种选择I guess. 也许吧And the best part is: Halley won't remember a thing. 而最棒的是哈雷完全不会记得这些事Babies are cute, but they're dumb. 宝宝们虽然可爱但也傻呼呼的I mean, I-I go like this, 你看我把脸遮住she thinks I'm gone. Then magically I'm back. 她就觉得我不见了手打开我又回来了Honestly, why are we saving for college? 老实说我们干嘛还费劲给她存大学学费呢I'm not crazy about you calling our baby dumb. 我不喜欢你说我们宝宝蠢Well, she gets it from me. 她这点遗传了我Speaking of which, 说到这个I have some news about your Aunt Trixie. 我要告诉你一些特里克茜姨婆的事Does this place look familiar? 这地方看起来眼熟不It's hard to say. 很难说Hey, Sheldon's back! 谢尔顿回来了Sheldon! 谢尔顿It's getting clearer. 我开始回想起一些了You gonna buy another round for the house? 你还要请大家再喝一轮吗Uh, n-no, thank you. 不谢谢了We now know why MasterCard sent me a fraud alert.懂为什么万事达卡给我发异常消费警告了Ask him. 问问他呀Um, yes. 好的Howdy, partner. 干哈呢兄弟Do you happen to recollect if I left a notebook 你有没有捡到我在这旮沓in these here parts? 掉的一本笔记本啊These here parts? 还这旮沓It's called fitting in. By the way, good luck. 我这叫融入环境所以祝你好运吧Here you go. 给你Thank goodness! 谢天谢地One top secret quantum guidance system. 最高机密量子导向系统You understood the math? 你能懂里面的数学吗No, but Sheldon told me all about it. 不懂但是谢尔顿详细地给我解释了一遍He told everybody. 他给大伙都解释了一遍That's just great. 太好了Oh, don't worry, 别担心he made us pinky swear we'd keep it a secret. 他让我们拉勾发誓保守秘密了I swear... 我发誓I swear... 我发誓...not to tell anyone... 绝不告诉任何人...not to tell anyone... 绝不告诉任何人...the top secret military information 这个我要告诉大家的I'm about to tell you. 军事绝密The top secret military information 这个我要告诉大家的I'm about to tell you. 军事绝密We really need to skedaddle. 我们必须赶紧撤了Thank you. Bye. 谢了再见See you. 再见Should probably erase this. 还是把这个擦了吧Thank you for making me tea. 多谢你帮我泡茶You're welcome. How is it? 不用谢好喝吗Yummy. And warm on my back. 真好喝还让人家背后也暖暖的Do you need anything else? 你还需要什么吗You know exactly what I need. 你知道我需要什么Fine. 好吧♪ Soft kitty, warm kitty, ♪ ♪ 软猫猫暖猫猫 ♪♪ Little ball of fur ♪ ♪ 小毛球猫猫 ♪♪ Happy kitty, sleepy kitty ♪ ♪ 笑猫猫困猫猫 ♪♪ Purr, purr, purr. ♪ ♪ 呼噜呼噜呼噜 ♪That's nice. 真好听Now in German. 用德语唱一遍♪ Weiches Kätzchen, warmes Kätzchen ♪ ♪ 猫咪软软猫咪暖暖 ♪♪ Ai mi gui che dan ♪ ♪ 猫咪小毛球 ♪♪ Liebes Kätzchen, müdes Kätzchen ♪ ♪ 猫咪萌萌猫咪累累 ♪♪ Schnurrt, schnurrt, schnurrt. ♪ ♪ 噗噜噗噜噗噜 ♪Great. 真美妙Now Mandarin. 用普通话唱。
生活大爆炸--第11季第3集-美剧-字幕-对白-纯英文-看电影学英语-打印-word版
Some news of our wedding,I have sent you all a "Save the date" e-mail.Oh, exciting. You guys picked a date?Better. I picked 80 dates.And I need you to save them all until we narrow it down.I thought we agreed on June 15.That's the day after Flag Day.Everyone'll be partied out.It's a date-- just pick one.It's not just a date-- it's a textbook optimization problem. There is a perfect date-- just like there'sa perfect room temperature and a perfect dessert.Mm. There's no perfect dessert.Yellow cake in the shape of a dinosaurwith chocolate frosting,a scoop of vanilla ice cream on the side,not touching.You'll see.You'll have it at our wedding.You wanna bet?You give me enough time,I can do the same thing with a wedding date--it needs to be on the weekend,uh, not near any of your birthdays,or the weekend of Comic Con.Ooh, you could get married at Comic Con.- No! - No!We just need a weekend datethat's completely boring and uneventful.Too bad you didn't get your ducks in a row,'cause tonight would have been perfect.Good morning.Good morning.I know today is Apple Jacks day, but... we're all out. That's fine. I'll have anything.Really?Yeah. You know...whatev."Whatev"?I like this side of you.You know what I like?Smooth jazz.Hey, just a reminder--- I'm going out for drinks after work. - Oh. Great.Just a reminder-- you're pregnant.I'm not drinking, just taking a new coworker out.Oh. Just a reminder-- you're married.Female coworker.She's new in town, and I want to make her feel welcome. And let her know the office is full of liarsbefore everyone tells her I'm mean.Is she single?I'm not setting her up with Raj.- What about Stuart? - Are you listening?I want her to think I'm not mean.Okay. Well, it's just...we have two single friends.Howie, I just met this woman.Why don't I wait a little and get to know her?Maybe I won't like her, and then I'd be happyto ruin her life with Stuart or Raj.That's all I ask.So, you guys lived with Sheldon for a long time...- Long time. - So very long.By the way, congratulations again on your engagement. Yeah. You got a good one.Thanks. So, it's strange,Sheldon was talking in his sleep last night,and he seemed like a totally different person.He was relaxed and...loose and calm.Well, Sheldon's a complicated man.He said "Whatev."Give him a brain scan-- that might be a tumor.Well, I think the wedding planning is really stressful for him, and that can trigger sleep talking.Well, maybe this is a part of Sheldon's personalityhe's been repressing.I mean, I think we dream about thingswe wish we could be in real life.Really? What do you dream about?Oh. Uh... being the wife of Leonard.Mostly that.I choose to believe you.Well, as much as we've studied the brain,there's still a lot we don't know about dreams and their function.You know, even psychologists are divided on it.Mm, it's true-- Freud thought dreams were about sex,Adler thought they were about dominance...后者不同意前者看法因此退出并自成一派Then again, mine are just about being married to this little guy. Well, now it's just edging into mockery.Well, moving to a new city was a little scary,but the job seems great.Everyone's really nice.Oh, they are. Super nice.I mean, only one them took you out tonight--but it's not a competition.Thanks again.You know, we could have gone somewhere more pregnancy-friendly. Oh, it's okay. One of the great things about being pregnantis drinking cranberry juice out of a wineglassand watching people freak out.Bernie!Oh, damn.Hey! What are the odds?Yeah, seren-frickin'-dipity.Hello.- Rajesh. - Stuart.Hi. Ruchi.Ruchi is my coworker.But that was probably in your briefing packet.What's wrong?Well, I found the perfect wedding date.- That's terrific! - No, it's not.It was May 19, 1996.We would have had a lovely wedding.And our honeymoon would have coincidedwith the first appearance of the Hale-Bopp comet.于1997年4月1日过近日点Sheldon, you were 16.And in Texas-- no one would have batted an eye.Oh, wait, it's no good.That's the day that Jon Pertwee, the third Doctor Who, died. And it's in the past.Hey-hey, I said it's no good-- just let it go. Sheldon...I appreciate you trying to make this wedding perfect,but it's making you miserable.No, the wedding isn't making me miserable,the calendar is.Why can't there just be one week each monthfor famous people to die?Well, they've already arranged to die in threes--会有另外两个与死者有关系的人也跟着过世what more do you want from them?This is so frustrating. Why can't I find a perfect date?I found the perfect way to say hi to cowboys.I'm just saying maybe there's a part of you deep down that... just wants to relax a little, you know?Kick back.Say, "Whatev."Whatev?I'm sorry, you're really not gonna finish that word?I-I'm just trying to make a point...Finish the word, Amy.Fine. Er.Er, er, er.Thank you.Only now you owe me three more whatevs.Oh, you were born in Trivandrum.Have you ever been to the Kuthira Malika Palace?No, I haven't.Me, either. What a small world.I've also never been there.I've never been lots of places.Go on, quiz me.I'm sorry, we're being rude talking about India.Oh, yeah, you know, if you and Bernadettewant to talk about America, that's cool with us.Here, let me get you started.Hamburgers. Am I right?So, what do you guys do?Well, I am an astrophysicist,so if you ever go out at night and look up at the stars,that's kind of my office.He sells comic books to children.Actually,I own my own store.Uh, I-if you'd like to check it out sometime,I'm running a new promotion--buy anything, get taken out for a reasonably priced dinner. Yeah, yeah, Stuart's struggling financially.But he doesn't let that get him down.He believes in himself.Even though the whole world has made it clearhe should not.Thank you.A-And, you know, Raj, I think it's greatthat you no longer live off your parents like a spoiled child. You live over someone's garage like a...failed adult.Yeah, well, you live with her.Oh, it's not like that.He rents a room from me and my husband. Who, by the way, is no prize, either.Oh, I don't care.You know me-- I just go with the flow. Beach, public pool...They both sound awesome.On second thought, beach.I'd like to befriend a seagull.That is crazy.Yeah. Will you e-mail that to me?Have you played this for him?No. I'm worried he'll say I violated his privacy. Listen how happy he sounds.I'm up for anything,as long as I'm with you.- What are you listening to? - Nothing.Oh, come on, I want to hear.We don't need GPS.Let's just see where the road takes us.I see why you turned it off.That guy sounds like an idiot.Honey, that's you.Don't be silly. My voice is deep and sonorous. Like a Caucasian James Earl Jones.为《星球大战》系列电影中的黑武士配音"Luke, I am your father." See?It is you.I recorded you in your sleep.Oh, look-- a hitchhiker.I bet he has some interesting stories.That's me?It's you.So you spied on me in my sleep?Sheldon, I'm sorry.You've been doing this every night.I couldn't help but wonder if it meant something.Well, it doesn't.Are you sure?I mean, the prefrontal cortex regulates impulse control.So it's plausible that when we're asleep,aspects of our personality that we repress might come out. Don't try to put science lipstick on your New Age pig!And for the record,you make noises when you sleep,and I've never accused you of repressing your inner chainsaw. If you want me to object at your wedding,If you want me to object at your wedding,just give me one of these.This picture of Galactus eating a planet looks likeThis picture of Galactus eating a planet looks likemy preggo wife destroying a coffee cake.Oh, yeah, I see it.I'm just saying, you should bow out.Why should I bow out?Uh, because we all know how this is gonna end.That's what my doctor said, too, but I'm still here.Okay, look, I think that she and I have more in common. Because you're Indian?So just 'cause she's brown, you get to date her?Yes!And the next time we meet a womanwho's pale and cadaver-like, she's all yours.Howard, Bernadette was there last night.Did she say anything when she got home?Yeah, she said, "Why'd you tell those idiots where I was? Thanks a lot."Okay, how about we flip a coin?Look, hang on. Doesn't this girl get a word in all of this?And isn't that word "No"?Ruchi said she wanted to hang out with both of us.Why don't we just do that?Oh, fine. Let's hang out as friends and see what happens. Yeah, and if something grows out of it, just worry about it then. Also what my doctor said.Hey, this isn't your laundry night.I know. Laundry on a Wednesday.It's the madness my life has become.Why is this sleep-talking thing bothering you anyway?It's simple.I don't like the ideathat my mind might be keeping an entire personality from me. Dr. Jekyll's other personality was Mr. Hyde.杰基尔和海德代表了善与恶两种性格Mr. Hyde.Didn't have a postgraduate degree.Is it possible that you're stressedbecause you're scared about getting married?I mean, it is a big change,and you're not good with little changes.Well, that's nonsense.You name one little change I was upset with.Uh, when they changed the green Skittle from lime to apple. That is not the rainbow I grew up tasting.All right, fine. Let's start over.Is it possible that the sleep-talking is a part of your brainthat's telling you everything's gonna be okayand you just need to relax a little?So you're proposing that the self is an illusion,and that we actually have multiple centers of consciousness that are communicating with one another?In laymen's terms, yeah.Huh. Interesting.So you don't believe there's a Cartesian selfthat underlies the flux of experience?Maybe in my twenties, not anymore.Okay. Well, assuming you're right,what would you suggest I do?Well, I would start with something small,see if it makes your life any better.Um, you can learn to meditate, take a yoga class.Oh. You know, I have always been intrigued by flip-flops. The official footwear of the laid-back fellow.Okay, sure.Of course if my feet are gonna be exposed,I'll need to update my tetanus booster.Oh, yeah. Makes sense.Yeah. And while I'm there, I may as well get a flu shot- and a mole check. - Sure.You know, I've never had a mole check.You know, I've never had a mole check.Well, it's been nice knowing you.Here you go.Thanks.It's too bad Stuart couldn't make it. He seemed fun.Oh, yeah, he is. I love him dearly, yeah.Not to say that I don't worry about him.What's to worry about?You know what?I'm talking out of school.Speaking of which, he's allowed to live near them now. Speaking of which, he's allowed to live near them now. Hey, guys.- Oh, great, Stuart. You're here. - Yeah, Stuart.Yeah, I did... I didn't think you were gonna make it.Mm. I believe that.Sorry, guys. It's work. I've got to take it.I'm so glad you made it, Stuart.Oh, yeah, so glad.I can't believe you went behind my back!Which clearly means I want this more!You want to play a game of "Who's more desperate" with me? 'Cause you're in the big leagues now, Bucko.L-Look, Ruchi and I are really hitting it off.Please let me just have this one!I'm not going anywhere.I'm like a fungus you can't get rid of.Sorry.So what's going on?Oh, you just missed Stuart's funny storyabout the fungus he can't get rid of.Raj didn't tell me about tonightso he could be alone with you.Really?That's a little weird.Just a little? Because I can work with that.Look, guys, I'm not interested in dating anyone right now. I'm just looking to make some friends.Yeah, I totally understand.But if you were gonna date someone,would it be me or Stuart?I think I'm gonna go.Uh, uh, uh, uh, Ruchi, I'm sorry.If you still want to hang out as friends, I'd like that. Thanks, Stuart. I'd like that, too.And the fungus is under the toenail.Hello.So, um, I, uh...I got flip-flops.Good for you.Oh, my God, what happened?!After I got the flip-flops,I realized that the tops of my feet were exposed, so, um, I-I put on some sunscreen,which caused my feet to become slippery.And predictably, one of them fell offand went down a sewer grate.Now, normally, I would have walked away,but this is a new, laid-back me, so,instead of getting upset, I just reached down to grab it. That's when I touched something furry......which I'm telling myself was a damp toupee.When the toupee licked my hand......I screamedand hopped down the street on my remaining flip-flop. - Can I just ask... - No, this is a long story.Why don't we please save your questions till the end? So, I-I finally came upon a bus benchwhere I sat and removed one of my shirtsand, uh, fashioned it into a makeshift shoe.Not a waterproof shoe.That is relevant to the next part of my story.The ankle-deep puddle of warm apple juice.Apple juice?Maybe, maybe not.I'm telling myself a lot of things, Amy.What happened to your other flip-flop?Oh, well, that involves what I am telling myself was a... melted candy bar.Okay. I-I'm sorry.Is there anything I can do to help?Yes. I want you to be in charge of our wedding.Just you tell me where and when,and I will show up with a boutonniereand close-toed shoes and a...a Star Trek uniform underneath my tuxedo.That last part is non-negotiable.Are you sure that's what you want?As sure as I'm about to go bathe in Purell.- I love you. - I love you, too.You know, ever since I was a young girl,I-I've dreamed of a June wedding,maybe on a cliff overlooking the ocean at sunset. Sure.Sounds wonderful.Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go clean up. Outdoor wedding.I know what I'll be using that cliff for.I call this meeting of the Council of Sheldons to order. Let's take roll.Science Sheldon?Present.Texas Sheldon?Howdy.Fanboy Sheldon?Greetings.Germaphobe Sheldon?Say it, don't spray it.Where is Jock Sheldon?Not the time, humorous Sheldon.Ok, new business.Do we grant layback Sheldon a seat on the council? 拖了很久才去领奖Hey, whatever you guys want. I'm just chill like Bob Dylan. Negative.Heck no!I don't feel well.Can we kick him out too?。
生活大爆炸--第11季第8集-美剧-字幕-对白-纯英文-看电影学英语-打印-word版
Can we start the movie?Before Sheldon gets here?Last time we did that, he didn't talk to us for a month. So do it!Hold on. Where is he?Well, according to his text, he was on the second floor, then he stopped to tie his shoe.All tied, and...- Hello! - Hi.Sorry we're late.Amy took forever tying my shoe.All right!Who's excited to see a documentary?Oh, I know this one.Nobody ever.Hey! This one's going to be great.This is about the rivalrybetween a cool renegade scientist, Nikola Tesla,and his arch-nemesis, Thomas Edison.It's the greatest scientific feud of all time.I mean, you can forget about Leibniz and Newton.莱布尼茨的微积分数学符号被更广泛地使用Done.So, Tesla's the one that invented the electric car? No, Penny.No, the car is just named after him.Okay, you don't have to be so smug about it.You know, you went to see that movie Itbecause you thought it was about scary I.T. Guys. because you thought it was about scary I.T. Guys.Tesla was a genius who invented our electrical grid. Edison just wanted to get rich and famous.Didn't he invent the lightbulb?That's what he wants you to think.But without the foundational work of Ebenezer Kinnersley, Warren de la Rue and James Bowman Lindsay,you wouldn't know Edison any more than you know Ebenezer Kinnersley, Warren de la Rueor James Bowman Lindsay.Isn't he sexy all fired up?He really gets my current alternating,if you know what I mean.if you know what I mean.Edison was kind of a publicity hog and a bully.Yeah, he electrocuted an elephant named Topsyjust to make himself famous.用交流电电死了这只因伤人被判死刑的大象If I had an elephant named Topsy,he would want for nothing.Also, he'd be named Jumbo.And worse than that, Edison filmed the first on-screen kiss, so he's basically a pornographer.Although every time I put that in Wikipedia,someone takes it out.Is your current still alternating?We're lucky there aren't any elephants in here.You know, that documentary last night was actually- better than I thought it would be. - Really?Should've been about Samuel Morsethe way they telegraphed that ending.the way they telegraphed that ending.I already pretended to laugh at that joke once.Do I have to do it again?Yeah, I'd appreciate it.Samuel Morse. You kill me.Leonard, can you drive me to work?Yeah, sure. Oh, hey, the guys and Iwere talking about going to see the Tesla coilat the observatory later on, if you want to join.Oh, I'm sorry, I can't. I'm busy.- Why? What are you doing? - Leonard, what are you doing? He said he can't go. Make a sad face, move on.It's fine.I couldn't tell you even if I wanted to.- What does that mean? - Leonard!Sad face, sad face.I mean, I would like to, but I just can't, you know, because it's classified and top secret.Hold on, are you still working for the military?I'm so glad you figured that out!It was killing me keeping it a secret!I thought they fired you guys.They did, but then they hired me back.Well, you better not be working on our project, because we're a team.Leonard, there is no "I" in team.However, there is an "I" in"I'm working with the military and you're not."There's five of them, in fact.I got a big surprise for you.Is it pie and ice cream?Wow, did I oversell it.It's Raj and Ruchi!- Hello. - Hey. Hi.Hey, what are you two doing here?We won't stay long.I just wanted to drop something offfrom me and the girls at work.None of the girls at work like me enough to get me a gift. Okay, so you'll know why everyone at the officehas the same handwriting.I really appreciate the thought,but it's not necessary. I'll be back soon.Don't worry about work. You take all the time you need.Yeah, just turn off your brainand let your uterus do its magic.It's the star of the show now.Okay, wasn't sure how long I should let you guys stay. Now I know! Get out!Good to see you. You look amazing.Thanks for coming!That bitch.Oh, come on, he means well.He's just trying to impress his girlfriend.I'm talking about Ruchi.She's after my job.Why do you think she said, "Take all the time you need"? Because she was being nice?No, she's trying to steal my projects while I'm at home taking care of this useless plant and my dumb family.I'm only saying this because I love youand because you can't reach me from that bed,but you sound a little crazy.I love you, too, but I could fling this card in your eye like a ninja throwing star.I don't believe you.Why would the military want Sheldon?I don't know. Target practice?Well, he better not be working on our guidance system. That was my idea.Why don't we call Colonel Williamsand find out what's going on.Great. I want answers and he'd better give them to us. Hello, gentlemen.Hi, sir. Um, Leonard has a question.Hey, is Sheldon working on our project again?Did he say that?No, he wouldn't tell us.Huh. So he can keep his mouth shut.How do I get him to do that?Is he working on our guidance system or not?Dr. Cooper contacted us with an idea on how to modify your technology into a communication system,and it seemed interesting.But our team developed that technology.And he was your team leader.Well, who said he was team leader?He did.And I like that kind of "take charge" attitude.We can have "take charge" attitudes.Then why didn't either of you ask to be team leader? We didn't want to step on anyone's toes.Yeah, so we were just waiting for you totell us who you thought-- Okay, I hear it.- Are we done? - No, no.I am taking charge right now and telling youthat it is not okay with us if...Okay, bye.Hey. I just got your text. Everything okay?Yeah, there's just something I need to ask you.Oh, Bernie, I'd be thrilled.It's not be my birth coach.Okay, that hurts, but luckily I know how to breathe through it.I need you to find out if Ruchi's trying to stealmy projects at work while I'm on bed rest.She's not that kind of a person.She's-she's generous and charitable.You're just saying that 'cause she's sleeping with you.Yes, that's my favorite charity.I know I sound paranoid, but I'm feeling really vulnerable.If there's anything you could find out, it'd be great.And if she is up to anything, what are you gonna do? Nothing.I'll just calmly talk to her and explainthere are certain boundaries that need to be respected.It's really for the benefit of everyone at the company.Uh, okay, what you're saying sounds nice,but the way you're saying itis causing my testicles to take cover in my abdomen.What do you want to watch?Oh, why don't you pick.Okay, how about comedy?Eh, I already laughed today.I know. It was when I stubbed my toe.Still funny.Drama?Nah, I've already seen someone cry today.It really hurt, Sheldon!We talked to Colonel Williams.He told us everything.I'm sorry, can we do this another time?Amy's just about to realize she wants to watch a Hulk marathon. What's going on?Sheldon went to the Air Force behind our backs.I did nothing of the sort.I had an ideafor a neutrino-based communication system,I presented it to them, and they were interested.But y-your communication systemwas based on our guidance system.And sonar is based on bats.You don't see them hanging upside downin a patent attorney's office.You know what, you like to think that you're just like Tesla, but the truth is you're exactly like Edison.You take that back.No, he's right.You are a bully, a credit hog and a self-promoter.And if anyone around here is like Tesla, it's us.Yeah.Can you believe they said I was just like Edison? Yeah, and in front of a lady, no less.Well, you are building on their workand taking the credit for it.That's a classic Edison move.Oh, yeah?Well, if I'm Edison and you love me,then what does that say about you?I honestly don't know.Okay.Well, I have to Google some stuff about Mrs. Edison.I'll be right back.You know whose fault this is?I do.Yours.No, my mother's."Go make friends, Sheldon."What happens?20 years later, they call me names.I don't think what they called you is the point here.Oh, yeah? How would you feelif I called you the name of a neuroscientist you didn't like? Do you know the name of any neuroscientist?Of course.Not me?Then no.Do you think they're right, Amy?Do you think I'm like Edison?Sheldon, I don't think you're upsetbecause of what kind of scientist they said you're like.I think you're upset becauseyour friend'' feelings got hurt.You're right.I care too much about other people's feelings.It's always been my fatal flaw.Sheldon, I don't think...No, no, not now, Amy. I'm growing as a person. Ah, that was fun.Put her there, buddy.I am not fist bumping you after we have sex.You're the one who wanted to keep things casual. There's a difference between casual and weird.Not the way I do it.So, um... how was, how was your day?Like, how's-how's work?Oh, great.With Bernadette gone,I'm getting to handle all her projects.Well, she's-she's not gone.She'll be back soon.Not too soon, let's hope.So it turns out Ruchi is totallytrying to take over Bernadette's projects.Wow, she just told you that out of the blue? Yeah, yeah, we had just made love.It was so beautiful.Our caramel-colored bodieswere entwined like erotic taffy...Get to the point!Uh, sorry, uh, yeah.I-I asked her about work, and she just admittedshe has her eyes on Bernadette's projects.Can't believe she would take advantageof a pregnant lady like that.So what did you do?What do you think I did?I made small talk for 20 minutes and had sex again. You have to say something to Bernie.I don't know. If I do that, she's gonna confront Ruchi, and then Ruchi's gonna stop sleeping with me. Raj, you can't go on sleeping with a womanwho's trying to screw over your friend.Can't or must?You know, that guidance system was my idea.You figured out how to make it work.We didn't even need Sheldon.Let's not forget your idea was based on my theory.Hey, we're bagging on Sheldon here! Focus!I guess it was pretty smart using our quantum technology as the basis for a communication system.Be even better if he swapped out the helium for xenon. Ooh. So instead of having to keep it at negative 271 degrees, you'd only have to keep it at negative 108.It would be way more efficient.And xenon has a bigger nucleus,so coherence would make it an easier signal to see.You're brilliant!We should tell Sheldon.You're an idiot!We don't tell Sheldon.We go to the military behind his backand we screw him like he screwed us.All right, you're right, you're right, we don't need him.We can do this all on our own.- Do you think you can do the math? - No.But if someone else does it,I can double check the crap out of it.I want you to know, I did what you asked.I talked to Ruchi and found out what's going on at work.So is she trying to steal my projects?No, not trying to, sounds like it's a done deal.Here, have a brownie.I'm gonna kill her.Okay, don't take this out on Ruchi.Is she trying to take your job? Yes.Is she parking in your space? Yes.Did she get a laugh at a meeting yesterdayby calling you "Pregnadette"? Big one.But you would've done the exact same thing, and you know it.I never would've undermined a coworker.What? Oh, please. Wh-What about that guy Eric,who you told it was "Bring Your Cat to Work Day"when you knew your boss had asthma?That was just a hilarious prankthat ended with me getting a corner office.All I'm saying is before you attack Ruchi,maybe you should take a long hard look in the mirror, because you know what you'll see--apart from radiant skin and luxuriously thick hair? Hypocrisy!It is thick.So what do you think? Can you make it work?Uh, I just need to use the cross sectionto calculate the probability of the interaction.Can we help?Yes.Why don't you run get me a can of Pringles.Leonard, I was--What's Kripke doing here?Oh, he's just helping us develop a better, more efficientneutrino comm system that we're gonna pitch to the military,making yours obsolete.Yeah, Leonard thought of it.- It's genius. - Oh, thanks.You see, instead of using liquid helium...- Good God, man, shut up! - Right, sorry.You didn't tell me we were doing this just to stick it to Sheldon.Oh, well...I messing with you. This sundae just got a cherry on top!Fine. Good luck to you.The military is already interested in my system,and my math is worked out.His still has a big gap in it.Where?There.Can I ask you a question?Does a drug still count as an antidepressantif its number one side effect is uncontrollable weeping?I don't know. I always feel better after a good cry.I've been trying to ask Bernadette,but she's not answering any of my texts.Yeah, uh, listen, I think she might be a little threatened by you, you know, because you can tie your own shoes and laugh without peeing.Did she say something to you?No.I mean, well, kind of.But it's okay. She's just hormonal.And, you know, don't worry, I stood up for you.I don't need you to stand up for me.You're not my boyfriend.Look, I care about you,and you can say that this doesn't mean anything,but the truth is we're in a relationship, okay?And you're gonna have to figure out some way to deal with it.I can't believe she dumped me.This is tough for me, 'cause I can.Sorry things worked out like that.Because I'm in pain or because you don't have a spy anymore? Let's just leave it at "I'm sorry."You're already sad.Based on Kripke's calculations,I think this is gonna work.Maybe we should pitch it to Colonel Williams today.Why limit ourselves to the U.S. Military?I bet there's a lot of other places we could take this.Without committing criminal espionage?You know, it's easy to shoot an idea down, Leonard.Well, I suppose congratulations are in order.You set out to destroy me, and you achieved your goal. What are you talking about?The military canceled my project,because they're going with yours.That's impossible. We haven't even pitched it yet. Well, Colonel Williams said another team at Caltech came up with a more efficient neutrino comm system. Damn it!Excuse us.Kripke.What's up, fellas?Did you screw us over?Ooh, I can't tell you that.It's classified.Why did you tell Barry Kripke your idea?This is all your fault.No, it's your fault.If you would've come to us in the beginning,none of this would've happened.Well, if it helps, you all behaved terriblyand you deserve what you got.Well, that doesn't help at all.You know, sometimes your social skills are very poor. Can't believe we let Kripke use us like that.You know, maybe you're all more like the guywho didn't invent the electric carand less like the guy who didn't invent the lightbulb. She's right. Maybe we're all a bunch of Teslas after all.Didn't Tesla die penniless, forgotten and insane? You may have a point about her social skills.He wasn't insane.He did fall in love with a pigeon.Well, if we're gonna call Tesla crazyfor loving something small and unappealing, might as well put Penny in a padded cell right now.。
生活大爆炸--第11季第14集-美剧-字幕-对白-纯英文-看电影学英语-打印-word版
Space is the mirror of the soul.Are we looking beyond, or are we looking within? I'm looking at my shoes.This is making me a little motion sick.When we gaze out at the immensities of space, we understand them because there are immensities within us as well.I'm Dr. Rajesh Koothrappali,and thank you for taking a walk with me... through the stars.That pause gets longer every show.I believe...you're right.Hey.Can I get a picture with you?Absolutely.And if you post it on social media,I suggest the hashtag "Koothra-poet."Thank you. The show was great.Well, I can't take all the credit.I have pretty good co-stars.The stars.Do you say that to everyone?Only to beautiful women.And okay women.Okay.Uh, just to clarify: you're the first kind.Okay.Thanks for coming.What did you handsome gentlemen think of the show? Uh, you can turn it off now.It's sweet of you to say, but I don't think I can.Look at this cute picture of Halley in the bath.Aw, that's great.Want me to send it to you?No, on your phone it's cute, on my phone it's a crime.I also have a pretty cute picture to share.What is that?An equation.Isn't it perfect?Sometimes I just stare at it,and I think "I can't believe that came out of me." Well, since we're sharing pictures,I have one to contribute.Please don't let it be you and your dog in the bathtub. It's not.But don't swipe.What are we looking at here?Well, that's me and a beautiful womanand my watch showing the time as 2:30 in the morning. So, state's exhibit "A"?No. I met her at the planetarium a few days ago,and she invited me out for a drink. Oh, good for you. H-Hey,w-what's the Hindi word for "Dog"?- Kutta. - You kutta.Bow-bow.That's Hindi for woof-woof.I am seeing her again tonight.You know, I also have a date tonight. But don't worry, it's not another woman. It's string theory.Bow-bow.Sorry, he's a kutta, you're not.- Hi. - ?Hello.What you doing?Oh, taking another picture with my baby. Look how big he got.It's fun to see you this excited.Aw, thank you, that's so...- Don't sit there! ?- What, what?I, uh-- sorry.I-It's part of my organization system. That's-that's where those papers go. Okay. Um, how about if I just...slide this notebook...You know what, it's fine.I'll just be in the bedroom.No, no. Uh, this is your apartment, too.Uh, look, I'll-I'll stop for the nightand clean this up.Well, that's very considerate, Sheldon.I know.See, I'm trying this new techniquewhere I imagine how I would feel in someone else's position. Y-You mean empathy?Oh, I thought I came up with it.Well, regardless, I-I appreciate the effort.Thank you.It's really hard.Morning.Good morning.Aw, you didn't have to cook me breakfast.Well, I wasn't sure how I did last night,and I wanted to finish strong.You don't need to worry.Last night was great.Ah, well, you say that now,but wait until you taste this.Oh, my God, this is amazing.Which is why I keep an omelet pan in the trunk of my car. Well, thank you, it's delicious.My husband never cooked for me.Oh, uh, y-you were married.Yeah. Well, technically, I guess I still am.Is that "technically,"like, the paperwork hasn't gone through,or "technically,"like, he's in the closet watching us right now?No, no, we're separated.Do you mind if we talk about something else?Of course.Uh, you know, my secret to making great omelets is thatI beat the egg whites separately.Speaking of which, how long have you been separated? About two weeks.That is not a lot of weeks.In fact, that's the bare minimum to get to the plural "weeks." Doesn't matter.He moved out, I moved on.Oh. Good.Yeah, do you mind me asking what he does for a living? He's a firefighter.Oh. Interesting.A potentially jealous man who's handy with an ax.It's-it's okay, though.He's almost had two weeks to cool down.Okay, the next drug is Romatrol.Oh, I know this one.We're actually pushing it really hard.It treats mild dermatitis.Uh, correct. And who can it be prescribed to?Adults and children who have absolutely, for sure, stopped growing.Right again.And what are the side effects?Oh, shoot, shoot.Mm, remember the mnemonic.Ah-- GRAVY, yes. G-R-A-V-Y.Okay, gastric distress, redness,anal leakage, vasculitis and...yellow eyes.Oh, uh, so close.- It's actually yellow discharge. - Oh, right.That's why we went with "Gravy."He knows he doesn't live here anymore, right?Maybe he's experiencing memory loss because he took... - Flaxitrite. - Yeah.- Thank you. - Uh, Sheldon, what are you doing?Oh, I was just checking in on my old roomto see what you've done with it.Why?Well, I could use a place to work in the evenings, and... - No. - Well, it's just that- there's not a lot of space in our apartment... - No. Well, and I feel like Amy's been having...No.And since you're not...No.It's...No.No.That is our room now,and we're gonna turn it into a gym.Do you really expect me to believe that?- No. - No.So I guess what's bugging meis that they only broke up 13 days ago,and now I'm dating her.So, am I, like, the good guy in my movie,or the bad guy in their movie?Pretty sure you're the weird friend in our movie.I like her, okay?I just, I-I don't know how I feel aboutbeing the third wheel in a relationship.Says the guy in my bed with my wife.Guys, I mean, he's around, okay?He's apparently not happy about the breakup, and based on the sweatpants he left at her place, he's, like, a medium to large man.Maybe those are his "after the holiday" pants, like you have.I don't know.I mean, do you think it's too soon for her to be dating?If you and Bernadette broke up,like, how long would you wait?Oh, well, I don't even want to think...Eight days.What?Two days to cry. Six days to hit the gym.First of all, you already look amazing.Aw, that's sweet.I'm gonna give him an extra day of crying.The answer is still no.You can say we wouldn't know you're here, but we'd know. Because you'd be here!So, who was that?I can't believe you hung up on me!What the hell?What are you doing here?I am proving you wrong.I've been working back there for hours.You had no idea.Do something.What the hell? What are you doing here?I-I am trying to respect Amy.Okay, look, you have an office at work.Why don't you go there?I can't go to the office every time I have a brilliant thought. I'd basically be living there.Sounds good, do that.No. No, the campus isn't safe at night.There's raccoons and undergrads just walking aroundlike they own the place.Look.I need somewhere to work in the evenings.You have a space you aren't using.Just take a look at my proposal.What is this?A rental agreement.I will only use the room for work.I-I won't sleep here, I won't eat your food,I won't even use your bathroom.So you can just walk in any time of the day or night? Well, he does that now.At least this way we'll get paid.I am Dr. Rajesh Koothrappali,and thank you for taking a walk with me......through the stars.I-I think that one was too long.Yeah, you're right. I totally felt it.Should we, uh, run it again?Please, God, no.Can I help you?Which one of you is Rajesh Koothrappali? Really? You're not surewhich one of us is Rajesh Koothrappali?I am. I was just trying not to be racist.I'm Nell's husband.h-here's the thing-- I didn't knowthat she was married until after...After what?I'm...I'm really sorry.Well, that doesn't make me feel better. Wh-What would make you feel better?I want you to stop seeing my wife. Done. Nice to meet you. Bye.What am I gonna do?Hey, buddy, do-do you want to talk?I thought we were gonna start a family. Next thing I know, it's over.It's gonna be okay.How is it gonna be okay?You're sleeping with my wife.I mean, besides that.Can I get you anything?A glass of water?A laser show?No, thank you. ?Oh, good.'Cause I don't, I don't even know how to turn it on.I'm sorry.I shouldn't have come here.I guess I just wanted to see who she replaced me with. Don't say that.What you two had was special.No one can replace you.Did she say that?No.I should go, right?Stay.Okay, I'll call you later.Look, if it makes you feel any better,I barely know her.And she had sex with you?Nell tells me you're a fireman.What's that like?Okay, I-I-I'm really uncomfortablewith him back in that room.Why? He hasn't made a peep all day.Y-Y-You don't get it.All the years that we lived together,he drove me crazy the whole time.And now he's not.Exactly.D-Don't look at me like that.It-it-it means he did it on purpose.It was a choice.That-That's like finding out Godzilla could've had Arby's instead of Tokyo.I don't think they have Arby's in Japan.Not my point.Sheldon.Sheldon!I'm sorry. Am I being too loud?No, you're being perfect and you know it.Would you like me to be a less considerate tenant? No. Yes. What...?Stop messing with me!Hey, I was wrong.There's an Arby's in Okinawa.He was best friends with her older brother,but he didn't even notice her.And then years afterward,they randomly bumped into each other at the DMV. Two hours later, they were in love.You can really see the sparkle in his license photo.He told you all this at the planetarium?No, no, we went to House of Pies.He got banana cream. I got coconut.We did halfsies.You did pie halfsies with another man?You mean other than you?Yeah.I feel bad for him, Bernie.He's a, he's a good guy.Well, if you're uncomfortable with it,maybe stop sleeping with his wife.I don't think the sex is the problem.I know for a fact I was just okay.For the record, I'm the one who introduced you to House of Pies. Sheldon?Oh, Leonard.Sorry, I just, I had to get out of there.What did he do now?Nothing. He's being a dream.Don't give me that look.That's how Penny looked at me. I'm not crazy.Penny and I have the same "You're crazy" look?That's kind of sweet.I know how to deal with Sheldon being Sheldon,but Sheldon being a-a rational, thoughtful person?I'm clueless. I-It's likewhen my mom called last year to sing happy birthdayand I-I just threw up.Well, if it gets to be too much,you can always send him back over here.I made a deal with him,and besides, that wouldn't be fair to you.Well, actually, I miss him.He's been over there a lot.Well, great. Tell him he can come back.I can't. He's thinking of me and my feelingsand trying to be respectful.That's what he's doing to me, too, the jerk!Stop that.Hey, your mad look and Sheldon's constipated look are the same. This is nice.It is.She used to kiss me like that.You okay?Yeah. Yeah, I'm sorry.Yeah.Oh, God, I'm so alone.Sorry, I can't do this.What's going on?I met Oliver the other day.Wait, you tracked down my husband?No, that would be weird.He tracked me down, then we spent the evening together.I don't believe this.He-he only did it because he cares about you.No, he did it because he's possessive and jealous.Really? I didn't get that at all.He made me feel very comfortable.Well, I'm glad you two hit it off.You know, I don't think that you're being very fair to him. You're taking his side?No, but I should point out thathe did offer to go to counseling, so at least one of you is trying. You're crazier than he is.I'll tell you what, just give him one more chanceand if it doesn't work out,I'll be happy to keep sleeping with you.You would?Either way, you've got yourself a fella.Like, how nice is that?Hey, Sheldon.Hello.So, your contract provides for a three-day trial period,and I don't think this is working out.So, to put it in legal terms,the party of the first part would likethe party of the second part to get out.What time does the trial period end?12:00, noon.Yeah-- what does it say after that?Eastern Standard Time.Eastern Standard Time.That was three hours ago.And, uh, since you didn't exercise your right to revoke, I exercised my right to extend,triggering this long-form rental agreement......of which you're already in violation.This is just a-a bunch of paper.You can't enforce this.Hire a lawyer. Let's find out.This is not happening.Be that as it may,page nine says that you have to provide mewith lemon-flavored sparkling waters, so... chop-chop. Hey, how'd it go?Well, apparently he's not leavingand I have to go get him sparkling water.Why are you smiling?I don't know. It just feels right....through the stars.Hey, buddy.I talked to Nell.She was pretty upset after you left.- Yeah, I'm sorry. - No. No, no, no.She told me that you said something so creepythat I seemed great in comparison.I know exactly what it was.I... no, actually,there was a couple of things it could've been.Whichever one it was, it was creepy.Anyway, uh, I went over to comfort her,and we talked, and I think we're gonna give it another chance. I'm so happy for you!We should celebrate.House of Pies?You know it.Should we invite Nell?Do we have to?Nah.。
生活大爆炸--第11季第12集-美剧-字幕-对白-纯英文-看电影学英语-打印-word版
Hey, can you do me a favor?Can we try to avoid talking to our friends tonightabout our wedding plans?I'll do you one better.I'll avoid talking to our friends entirelyand play on my phone.It's just, I haven't picked a maid of honor yet,and I'm having trouble deciding between Penny and Bernadette. Ah, understandable.They are quite similar--both blonde former waitresses who married beneath them. Penny is my best friend,but I was Bernadette's maid of honor,and I think she kind of expects it.So if anyone brings it up tonight,just maybe you can help me change the subject.How about this?I dominate the conversation so hard,no one has a chance to get a word in edgewise.I don't know.They might see that coming.What if we have a code word?Ooh, now you're speaking my catamaran.That's my code word for "language."Okay, fine, catamaran.That's our code word.No, that's my code word. Get your own.Okay. Uh, pretzels.You hear me say pretzels, you change the subject.Rhinos are my least favorite animals at the zoo.What?Oh, I'm sorry. I thought we started.Hey, just-just hold the gate still while I screw it in.You know, I don't know how I feelabout all this baby-proofing.If Halley can't teach herself to walk down the stairs,then maybe that's nature's way of sayingthe Wolowitz line ends here.That's funny. I always thoughtHoward was nature's way of sayingthe Wolowitz line ends here.Me, too, but life does find a way!Hey, Halley can't reach the liquor cabinet.Why did you baby-proof it?How did you know we did?Fair point.Bernadette still going stir-crazy?Oh, a little.Two months of bed rest-- it's kind of rough.Really? That sounds great. How do I get that?You'd either have to break your hip or let Howard knock you up. Now, either way, you'll get flowers the next morning.She's actually been keeping herself busydoing wedding research for you.Oh, she-she doesn't have to do that.She wants to. After all, you were her maid of honor.Sheldon, tell your funny story about pretzels.Oh, right. Yeah, oh, yeah.Did you know that we've been thinkingof having pretzels at our wedding? Hmm?No, no. No, no, no, no, no. I'm sorry.No, rhinos. We're having rhinos at our wedding.No! I got to go.I'm gonna need some help.Someone baby-proofed the front door.Sheldon, what am I gonna do about my maid of honor?I mean, Bernadette gave me all these bridal magazines.She even folded down the pages with the good dresses.I get it.You know, Leonard once borrowed my Edmund Scientific catalogue and dog-eared some pages.Never got 'em straight again.Well, that is exactly the same thing.You really understand my dilemma.Actually, I do.My mother is pushing for my brother,Georgie, to be my best man,and I hate to disappoint her again.I already rejected her savior and her LinkedIn invitation. How are we gonna make these decisionswithout anybody getting upset?Well, what if we take emotion out of the process,and base it on empirical metrics?Then we aren't really making the decision;the data is.So we can hurt our friends' feelingswithout taking any responsibility?Me likey.But how do we apply quantitative metricsto something as subjective as choosing a wedding party? That decision only seems subjective.In reality,people in a wedding party perform very specific functions, and some will perform those better than others.- If I may use a superhero analogy... - You may not. Okay, I'll use real people.Um, if a certain dog-like loyalty is useful,then it's Leonard, hmm?If, uh, having a PEZ dispenserfilled with TUMS is an advantage, Wolowitz, yeah.If a best man with fake testicles hangingfrom his truck is important,well, then, my brother's back in the running.Okay, I see your point.So we break down each of the rolesinto their component parts,and then design specialized tests for each.Exactly. Boy,if I had known getting married was going to involve so much science, I'd have proposed years ago.So Leonard, tell everyone your news.Oh, oh, I'm starting a book.That would be big news from Penny,but you've read a book before.He means he's writing a book.I do. It's something I've been thinking about for a long time. Yeah. It's about a brilliant physicistwho solves crimes using science.Oh, Leonard...It's not about you.He probably has to say that for legal reasons.They gave us plain rice instead of fried rice.Well, no fair!I SoulCycled this morning.I'm entitled to a pile of fat rice.Well, I would say that this constitutes a catering crisis.I agree. Who's gonna step up and handle it?Doesn't matter. This is fine.Penny?What?You know what? I'll take care of it.You know what? I'll take care of it.You know what? I'll take care of it.You know what? I'll take care of it.You know what? I'll take care of it.Done.You didn't make him feel bad, did you?Actually, he was laughing.I'm really impressed at how you handled that, Howard. Please.I've been sending food back my entire life.One of my first full sentences was,"I had breast milk for breakfast""Excuse me, b-before we start eating,I-I would like to make a toast.- Oh, nice. - Oh, nice.If only I could think of one.Someone else go.Hey. Here's the sewing kit you asked for.Ooh! A minute, 19.Quick.You were timing me?Yes. I am going through a bit of a timing phase.How long will it last?We'll find out.What did you need the kit for?Oh, um...Sh-Sheldon was squatting down to pick up a fork and he ripped his pants.Oh, someone's gonna be sore tomorrow.Oh, quick thinking.But for future lies,this is as far as I can squat.Penny gets 20 points for the sewing kit. Yeah, minus five,because this is mine.because this is mine.Well, she's still pulling a commanding lead.Did Bernadette even try to send us a sewing kit? She did. Amazon, standard shipping,not even Prime.We could've done that ourselves.That's what she said.Maybe we're being old-fashioned,defining these roles by gender.You know, historically, the best man's rolewas to defend the bride and groom in combat.I mean, if that's not Penny,I don't know what we're doing here.I see your point.Okay, we are officially open to a best woman and a gentleman of honor.Oh, those names are terrible.One point off for you.What am I being tested for?Oh, it's not important. But if you don't pass,none of this matters.Okay, what's the next test?Loyalty.We need to choose someone who has our backs, someone who will keep our secrets even from each other. Well, I don't have any secrets from you.Do you have secrets from me?Yes.Oh, that has been weighing on me for years.Come here.Would you call yourself a loyal and trustworthy friend? Yeah, I like to think so.Great. Because I need to tell you something about Howard, but you can't tell him that I told you.Nope. Don't want to hear it.Do not like to engage in gossip.Okay. I respect your integrity.Is it about his special underwear?Because I already know. And that's all I'll say.Fine, it has a charcoal filter in it.It's really sweet of you to come by and keep me company. Agreed. Uh...So, listen, I have a secretthat I need to tell someone.But you can never say a word.Not even to Howard.I'm your girl. Lay it on me.Really?You keep things from your husband?No, I tell him everything.Don't be a child.Okay. Here it is.I can control the thermostatin Leonard's apartment with my phone.And when he makes me mad,I turn it up, slightly.Oh, hey. I didn't know you were here.What are you two talking about?Literally, nothing interesting.Oh, you're good.Oh, you're good.Okay, getting to the ceremony on time. Leonard, quick. I need you to get meto Arcadia within the hour.The train store's having a sale.Why can't Amy drive you?Because of the tradition that I cannot see Amy on the day of the train store sale.Please, please see a doctor.Just wait- Next test. - one second.Is it getting hot in here?I'm sorry. Where were we?How well do our friends know us?So I was talking to my favorite aunt...Aunt Doe, right?Exactly.Did she ever figure out what that thing on her knee was? Turns out it was a chocolate chip.Hmm. Makes sense, she does like to bake.Yes, she does. Damn, you are a thoroughbred.You know, dealing with cold feetis an important part of being both best man and maid of honor. Maybe we should test for that ability.You really think you might get cold feet?Actually, I was talking about you.Amy...if there's one thing in this world I'm sure of,you are right to be worried.Good night.Howard.I've had my eye on this limited edition Swamp Thing,but now that I'm about to buy it,I'm having second thoughts. What do you think?I don't know, Sheldon, it's pretty expensive.Yes, but what if it will make me happy, you know,waking up and seeing it every morning for the rest of my life? Really, a walking clump of swamp grass?Yeah, well, Bernadette's no prize either!Hey, what you doing?Sheldon gave me a brain teaser. It's kind of fun.It's about a group of people at dinner,and you have to figure out where they can sit without fighting. Oh, yeah, is this the one where Mr. Greencan't sit next to anyone eating meat,and Uncle Light Bluewon't sit next to any of the darker colors?Yeah, did Sheldon send it to you?Amy did. I solved it already.- Really? - Yeah.Same way I solved my jury duty summons,I threw it away.No, no, no, no, no.Uh, Aunt Orange can't sit next to the barwithout Ms. Pink saying,"Jesus thinks you've had enough whiskey."Did Sheldon and Amy give you guys that puzzle, too? Yeah. Is it just me or have they been acting strange?I don't think they're acting.Yeah, the other day,Sheldon made me take him to the train store.We didn't go inside. He just said,"Nicely done," and then we went home.Yeah, and Amy gave me this plastic ringand told me to hold on to it.- I got one, too. - Yeah, same.Yeah, me, too.But-but Cinnamon ate it.I-I'll get it back tomorrow.I have to say, this is going pretty well.It is.I-If experimenting on humans is morally wrong, then I don't want to be morally right.Hey, are you testing usto see who gets to be in your wedding?-- Yes. No.Wha-- they're rating us.And I'm in last?Don't panic, there's still time.Look, it's a marathon, not a sprint.You know what, this is so insulting.I-I don't even want to be your stupid best man.-- Yeah. Me neither.W-W-Wait, wait.Just out of curiosity, which one of you figured it out?I did.Impressive.Hello, Stuart.Oh, hey, Sheldon.Can I interest you in a cappuccino?When did you start selling those?Oh, someone left it here, but it's still warm.Say four bucks?No, thank you.Oh. Everything okay?Well...I secretly experimented on my friends,and now none of them want to be my best man.So, you know, normal wedding drama.Sorry.Probably have to use my stupid brother.So get ready for a wedding toast delivered by his armpit. Well, if you really don't want to use your brother,I'd be your best man.Really?Yeah, we're friends.Plus, it'd be nice.Never really been called the best before.Never really been called the best before.Or a man, for that matter.Okay, well, uh, thank you, Stuart.That's a very generous offer.My pleasure.I-I understand the best man usually receives a present. That's true.Can never have too much Claritin.You're still working on Sheldon's dumb brain teaser? Oh, my God, Dr. Purple's a woman! Of course! Oh, that feels so good.Hello.I believe I owe the three of you an apology.No argument here.By experimenting on you,I realize I've violated your trustand possibly the Geneva Convention.and possibly the Geneva Convention.Is that it?No.So as to not upset any of you further,I've asked Stuart to be my best man,and he's agreed.You're all still invited to the bachelor party.Uh, he's thinking Costco and the theme is browsing. You picked Stuart over one of us?Well, I wanted to choose one of you,but you all turned against me.Picking a best man isn't about keeping score.But you're all my friends.I mean, if I didn't collect data,how could I possibly choose among the three of you?Well, that's actually kind of sweet.Is it? Perhaps I said it wrong.Look, this is your wedding, just pick whoever you want.You don't need to worry about anyone else but yourself.You've kind of been training for this your whole life.Thank you, Leonard.And if it helps... these two are quitters.Hey, what you making?Uh, well, I spilled the cheese packet,so we're having mac and nothing.Yeah. I'll just have the mac."Nothing" gives me gas.Why are you in such a good mood?Mm, I just talked to Sheldon.He apologized about the tests and asked me to be his best man. Uh, great. After all you've done for him, he should've asked you. And Amy's your best friend.I'm sure she'll come to her senses and pick you.Okay, she's not my best friend. We're not 12.If she wants Bernadette to be her maid of honor,I really don't care.Sounds like you care.No, I mean, it-it's just annoying.You know, we talk every day. We see each other all the time. She's always there for me, and basically--oh, my God, Amy's my best friend.You okay?No, my best friend didn't ask me to be her maid of honor.I'm pissed!So, bottom line, what you did was wrong and cruel,which the mother of my children finds oddly appealing.So she still wants to be my maid of honor?Maid of honor, hit woman, whatever you need.Make the call.Look, I know this is your wedding,and you can do whatever you want,but if you think anyone but me is gonna be your maid of honor, then you're an idiot because you are my best friend.Too late. Bernade...Bestie!Stuart, I'm sorry if it's weirdSheldon made me best man instead of you.It's okay.I was best man for two whole days.No one can take that away from me.Except for Sheldon, when he did.Although, if you want to be a part of the wedding party,I suppose you could be the flower girl.Sold.Well, I thought Halley was gonna be the flower girl.Oh, that's much better.Sorry, Stuart, you're out.Hey, so is Bernadette okay with me being maid of honor? Actually, I haven't had the courage to tell her.I guess I should do that.Uh, yeah.Although, as maid of honor,your job is to make my life easier.Damn it.Hey, Stuart, you still want in on this wedding?Not that much.Fine. I'll do it.But do me a favor and unlock the liquor cabinet first.。
生活大爆炸--第11季第7集-美剧-字幕-对白-纯英文-看电影学英语-打印-word版
Hey, uh, who's free tonight?- Oh, I think I'm... - Hang on.We've made this mistake before.It's how we wound up at his cousin Deepak's Tupperware party. Hey, you use that collapsible bowl all the time,and you know it.And it's not like that.I just thought we could, you know, hang out and go to a bar.- Sure. - ??Sounds fun.And watch cricket.And watch cricket.That sound you hear, ironically, crickets.Hey, guys.Hey, Bert, how you doing?Well, you know,we geologists always get a little sad when Rocktober's over.- Wordplay? - Yes.Funny wordplay?What do you think?Trust your gut.Sheldon, I've got these four-billion-year-old meteorites.I thought maybe they'd show signs of neutrino interactions.I could really use someone like youto help me with the math.Oh, so they would act as natural dark matter detectors.That sounds interesting.It does, but it's still geology.Sorry, Bert, I don't have time to play rocks with you.I'm not asking you to play rocks.I'm asking you to collaborate on a research project. Although, if there's time,I guess we could play a round of zinc, zinc, piece of quartz. Does sound better than cricket.Thank you for asking.Unfortunately, I have real science to do.But you feel free to rock on.That's how you do it.All right.Sheldon, what are you doing?Bert's one of the top guys in his field.And somewhere there's a mime who's top in his field,but you don't see me rushing to collaborate with himon new ways to be stuck in a box.Also something I would watch instead of cricket.Hello.Hey, Sheldon.I've been thinking about it,and I suppose I-I could help you with your research.What changed your mind?Bert, I'm a gift horse.Don't look me in the mouth.Sorry. I'm happy you want to help out.If it's easier for you, we could just work at your office.No, no, no, not my office, no.Uh, let's-let's do it here,in-in the evenings, after everyone's gone home.I just have to see if my evenings are free.That's a joke. They are.Okay. Well, then I will see you tonight.Well, you know what?Close the blinds. We can start right now.I don't get how you can enjoy cricket.It makes no sense.Did you just come here to complain?Yeah. That's the sport of my people.Ooh, that's Ravichandran Ashwin. He's amazing.He makes Hardik Pandya look like Bhuvneshwar Kumar.Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, save some syllables for the rest of us. Hey, I think that's Bernadette's friend over there.Oh, yeah.Hey, Ruchi!I-I hope this isn't awkward.The last time we met, I kind of embarrassed myself.Let's see if you can go two for two.- Hey, guys. - ?Hey.Hi. ?Are you here by yourself?Yeah, I couldn't convince anyone to come watch cricket with me. Tell me about it. I had to drag this guy.You're more than welcome to join us if you'd like.Thanks.Arre uske taang pay ball kar!What'd she say?Uske taang pay ball kar.Oh, that clears that up.Well, no, she's telling the bowler to bowl a yorker.It's the most brutal ball in cricket.I was at the match when Shoaib bowled back-to-back yorkers. Well, I was there, too! What a coincidence!Well, there were 120,000 people at that match, so...Yeah, India, right? Everywhere you go,there's, like, 120,000 people.So what do you think of our chances at the World Cup?Ah, World Cup.You know, it'll all depend if Kohli's batting in form.I know. It doesn't even matter how many all-rounders you have. Isn't that the truth?You know, I was the best leg spinner in my high school? Yeah, like, I bowled the meanest googly.Speaking of googlies, I'm gonna go.I've been modeling different types of dark matterand the traces they would leaveon the zircon inside your meteorite.What's this one here?That's actually a dark matter model of my own creation.I call it the Cooper boson.Cool. I got to name a rock once.I named it Moderately Sedimented Shale. Guess I kind of pooped the bed on that one. You know, Bert, I've got to say,this work has been surprisingly engaging. Yeah, it's pretty cool.Hello, Amy.What do you mean, where am I?I'm in my office.No, I'm at your office and you're not here.I thought I'd surprise you with dinner.For future reference, the best surprisesare the ones I know about three days in advance. Where are you?It's a surprise. Doesn't feel so good, does it? Well, I have food.I thought we could eat together,but I guess if you have other plans...What?! I'm here!Exactly where I said I was.Let's eat.Hello.Hey, buddy, what's up?Um, I need to talk to Penny alone.What can I do for you?Just a minute, I want to make sure Leonard can't hear us.I've got a box of cupcakes.Okay, we're good.I'm working with Bert, but I don't want anyone to find out.Well, you just told me, so strong start.Penny, this is serious.My reputation is on the line.What are people gonna think when they see us collaborating?I don't know. Poor Bert?I am a respected theoretical physicist.I aspire to win a Nobel Prize someday.But nobody's gonna take me seriouslyif they find out I've been dabbling in geology.Well, why not? They're both sciences.And I know because they're classesmy high school counselor said "weren't for me."They're very different.Physics answers the question:what is the nature of the universe?Geology answers the question: what'd I just trip over?All right, well, then don't work with Bert.- Oh, but I like the work. - Then work with him.Yeah, but I'm ashamed of the field.- Then don't work with him. - Yeah, but we could prove dark matter. - Then work with him. - But I just think that people...How many times are you gonna do this?My record is 14.Okay, this is about science.Why'd you come to me?Well, because it's also about my reputation.And somehow you manage to hold your head highdespite your checkered past.Checkered past?It's a figure of speechreferring to how sexually promiscuous you were.Really?Well, I've got a figure of speech abouthow sexually promiscuous you can go be with yourself. And what is it?Look, while Bernadette's on bed rest,we're gonna have to divide and conquer.I've got one monitor for her, one for the baby.Which do you want?I'll take the baby. She's less emasculating.Good morning!- Scones? - ?Ah, thanks.They're all for you; I already had breakfast at Ruchi's.You're kidding. You slept with her?Well, there wasn't a lot of sleeping involved.I mean, she slept, I stayed awake.I was afraid of snoring 'cause I didn't have my special pillow. Howard!Can you help me to the bathroom?!Well, at least the romance is still alive.So, you and Ruchi?Yeah, I'm sorry. I know you liked her, too,but we just bumped into each other last night and hit it off. No, that's fine.You're my friend and I'm happy for you.Oh, thank you, Stuart.Plus, I don't know how you're gonna screw it up,but I know you will.What's there to screw up?She just wants to keep things casual.Oh, great, that's how you're gonna screw it up.Hey, I can be casual.I should get a haircut; this thing's going south fast.So Ruchi and I decided to keep things casual.What? What?I can handle casual.Why do you keep doing that with your face?Because you keep saying stupid things with yours. Okay, fine.I'm not great at casual relationships,and I don't want to scare her off.All right, just give her some space, all right?Don't call, don't text, don't e-mail.That's crazy.What if I see a sunset that reminds me of her?All right, when do you see her next?Uh, we're having dinner tonight.Okay, put a rubber band around your wrist,and any time you start planning your weddingor naming your children,I want you to stab yourself in the hand with a fork.What's the rubber band for?To slow the bleeding.Hey, how's Bernadette handling bed rest?She lies around all dayeating Mallomars and hollering at me,so her transformation from my wife to my mother is complete. Congratulations. I know that's what you were hoping for. Sheldon, you left your jacket in my office last night.Uh, oh. No-no, I didn't.That's-that's not my jacket.Then why does it say,"Property of S. Cooper. Stop touching it"?It sounds like someone named Scooperdoesn't want you touching his jacket.Are you guys working together on that meteorite project? Yes, fine, you found me out.I'm doing geology.Just, please, don't tell anyone.Are you embarrassed of me?Oh, no, no, no, not you.No, just the work that you've devoted your entire life to.If you're ashamed to be working with me,then I don't want to work with you.Sheldon, that was pretty rude.Well, what do you expect? He's a geologist.This place seems nice.Uh, but not too nice.Yelp called it "Good for groups."Would you care to buy the lady a...?No! Get out of here!Sorry about that.I just, I hate when someone assumes two people are datingjust because they look likethey would make beautiful babies together.Are you sure you're okay with this?Honestly, Ruchi, I don't have a lot of experiencewith casual relationships.I have some experience with serious relationshipsand a ton of experience with no relationships.You're funny.Glad it came off that way.Uh, so tell me about your day.How's work going?Well, I spent the morning reviewing side effects for our fungal cream, so it was a lot of ooze and pus.♪ Almost paradise ♪♪ Almost paradise ♪♪ We are knocking on heaven's door ♪♪ Almost paradise ♪And then I had to catalog itby color, viscosityand percentage of blood.Sounds wonderful.What you got there?A rock.Did some mean boys throw it at you?It turns out I'm the mean boy.Although I did drop it on my own foot, so kind of.What's going on?What if there was something I wanted to do,but I was worried other people would think less of me?Is that other person me, and does it happen in the bedroom, in which case I think I'm cool with it?No.It's about working with Bert on...You know what? I'm not even gonna say it.I am just gonna say the letter it starts withand "Ology.""G"-- Oh, no, that's not gonna work.Geology?Yes. But we parted waysbecause I was worried about my reputation.Sheldon, you've never cared what people thought,even when you really, really should.That dinner with my parents comes to mind.If I'm not gonna use "Your momma" jokeswhen I meet your mother, why'd I bother to learn them?I'm just saying, if you think the work is interesting,nothing else should matter.You're right, Amy.That is sage advice.Which is surprising, considering your momma is so dumb, she... Nope.She studied for a urine test.I was supposed to go back to India and get married,but I realized it wasn't what I wanted.So I called off the engagement and moved out here.Well, if he wasn't your soul mate, he wasn't your soul mate. Oh, God, please tell me you're not one of those.One of whats?I want to say teenage girls, but that sounds mean.Come on, you don't believe that everyone has one perfect match? Of course not. That's ridiculous.I mean, what if your soul mate lived halfway across the world? You'd never meet.Yes, you would.I can give you, like, 20 exampleswhere that happened to Kate Hudson alone.where that happened to Kate Hudson alone.You know what?People get upset when I talk about this.Let's just change the subject.No, no, no. No, it's-it's fine.Are you saying that you don't believe two people fall in love? Of course they do.It's just that what people call "Love"is actually a series of biochemical reactionsin the brain that fade over time.Yes. Like the old song,Yes. Like the old song,"When a man has a biochemical reaction for a woman."Raj, we're scientists.We don't need to feel threatened just because we understand the mechanisms that give rise to romantic feelings.It doesn't take anything away from the experience.Yes, it does.Actually, it takes everything away from it.Love isn't just science.Okay? It's-it's spiritual.It's an acknowledgment of a mysterythat's greater than ourselves.It's what makes people write songs and poems,and what has kept The Bachelor on TV for 21 magical seasons.Don't you think the fact that love is given away as a prize on a game show slightly undermines your argument?Uh, yes.But I've never missed an episode,and I dare science to explain that.Bert.Bert, Bert.Bert, Bert, Bert.What do you want, Sheldon?I would like us to work together again.I promise to keep my geology comments to myself, because while some of them are funny, all of them are mean. Well, this is awkward.Leonard, what are you doing here?Bert asked for my help.Yeah, he's an excellent scientist,and he doesn't tell me what time I can go to the bathroom.It's called bladder training.When you're in your 80s, you'll thank me for it.Look, Sheldon, you were a jerk to Bert,and he walked away from you.So I feel like there's a lot he could teach me.Bert, please.I know I behaved poorly in the past,but things will be different this time.You'll see.Come on, let me in.We'll have some laughs,we'll calculate some isotope ratios.I'm sorry, Sheldon.So you just shut the door in his face?I got to start writing this stuff down.I mean, Ruchi's nice.We're just so different.I know. Sometimes when you're dating,you meet weird people.I once met a girl who didn't like juggling.And she still doesn't.So you're not gonna see her again?What's the point?We're never gonna be in a real relationship.Right, so you'll only be in a physical one?Exactly.Why would I want to spend time with someone like that? Someone who is just interested in sex?Yeah.- Raj, do you real... ?- Whoa, hold on.Give him a chance. He's gonna get this.I don't think he is.What is there to get?She doesn't want to fall in love.At that point,all we are is two single peoplewho find each other attractive and enjoy having-- Oh, got to go!So how was your night with Ruchi?Oh, great.We ordered in some food, we had sex, I left.I didn't even ask if she enjoyed it.I can field that one for her.I mean, I did get a little misty when we said good-bye, but I played it off as allergies.I don't know if she bought it.Again, I know.Sheldon?You okay?Sheldon.。
生活大爆炸--第10季第16集-美剧-字幕-对白-台词-纯英文-看美剧-电影学英语-打印-word版
Go!Come on, Raj!You can do this!There's no way.What is happening?This is an Euler's Disk.It's a physics toythat demonstrates angular momentum,potential energy, and kinetic energy.Aw, look at you watching sports.We're betting to see if Koothrappalican hold his breath longer than the disk can spin.Its weight and smoothness,along with the slight concavity of the mirror,means it can spin for a long time.But Raj is from India,which means he's no slouch at holding his breath. Okay, I want in. Ten bucks saysI'll lose interest before that thing stops spinning.Hey, Sheldon, I found a great restaurant for date night. Kind of busy right now.Oh, an Euler's Disk! Fun!Yeah, we're seeing if Raj can hold his breath longer than it. Oh. Immature.How ya doing?He's not gonna make it.- Yes, he is! - You know,deep-sea divers holding their breath for several minutes have shown elevated markers of a proteinthat can signal brain damage.Yeah, see, what's happening here signals brain damage. My God, how long does this thing spin for?Ha! You're interested! You're out ten bucks!- It's slowing down! - Dig deep!Like when we bet you couldn't fit into Howard's pants! He's not gonna make it!Yes, he is!Come on, Raj! It's like your favorite movie!You're just Waiting to Exhale!You're just Waiting to Exhale!Yeah! I knew you could do it!And j.. and just so you know,my favorite movie...is Princess Bride.is Princess Bride.Hello, Rajesh. How are things by you?Good, good.Uh, listen, I just wanted to let you knowwhen you get my credit card bill,it might be a little high this month.Well, you're a grown man with a steady job.Why wouldn't you spend all your father's money?Oh, Daddy, you're so rich and funny.Yeah. So what else is going on with your life?Uh, well, I was dating a woman at the university,but we broke up.I'm sorry to hear that.I know you are. That's why you just bought me a new iPad. And before you start,I am not interested in you arranging a marriage for me. Oh, I gave up on that a long time ago.You did?It's too much work.You're an adult who can't get bywithout an allowance from his parents.Women don't want that.Wh-What are you saying, that y-you're giving up on me? What kind of father gives up on his son?I have six children,five of whom are married and self-sufficient.I don't think I'm the problem.I can't believe what I'm hearing.This is deeply hurtful.You're also too sensitive.Women don't want that either.The food here's supposed to be great.Don't fill up on chips.Oh, I won't. I have a trick.I only eat equilateral triangles.Isosceles, isosceles,oh, scalene...You didn't see that.Oh, look. It's Bert, at the bar.We should go say hi.Why?Because that's what you dowhen you see someone you know in a public place.I have multiple restraining orders that say otherwise. Sheldon, there's a difference between greeting a friend and following a celebrity into a bathroom.If the judge couldn't explain it to me,I don't see how you will.- Hi, Bert. - Hello.Oh, hey, guys.What brings you here?- Oh, we're having date night. - Nice.I'm meeting someone, too.Oh, really. Anybody we know?I doubt it. I met her on G-Harmony.That's a Web site for geologists to find love.That's a real thing?Yeah. Their slogan is "we're all about datingand not the carbon-14 kind."and not the carbon-14 kind."Well, have a lovely evening.Thanks. You, too.If you think that's more fun than talking to Zachary Quinto through a stall door, you're crazy.You know, we could've come to you guys.You didn't have to bring the baby here.Oh, it's okay. It's good to get out of the house.And the car ride puts her to sleep.Aw, that used to work with Sheldon.Yeah, until someone left him in the drugstore parking lot and he freaked out.Who forgot to crack the window?Hello!Someone's been shopping at Gucci.Yeah, I saw something for Halley and I couldn't resist. That's so sweet of you.Yeah, it's a crushed velvet baby cape.Oh, no, now we have two.- That must've been expensive. - Yeah, it was.But it's my father's money and I'm mad at him.What's going on with your dad?And if you really want to hurt him,I look great in Chanel.It turns out he doesn't care if I'm married or if I'm single. He's basically given up on me.Oh, I'm sure that's not true.It is. He stopped trying to find Indian girls for me to marry. All you did was complain when he did that.Leonard, he's hurting. Let him feel how he feels.- Thank you, Penny. - Yeah.Shoes, I'm a seven-and-a-half; boots, I'm an eight....MSN Search,...MSN Search,AltaVista,AltaVista,and... Ask Jeeves.and... Ask Jeeves.You?Sorry, I don't have a list of defunct search engines that I miss. Hey. Looks like I got stood up,- so I'm gonna head out. - Oh, no.Are you sure you don't want to give her a few more minutes? Nah, G-Harmony recommends after two hours,it's time to cut bait.I'm so sorry.Bert, I insist that you join us.You really wouldn't mind?Not at all. Amy?Fine with me.Thanks. I'll go grab a chair.Sheldon, that was so sweet of you.Well, I could deduce by his facial expressionand body language that he was sad.So the part where he got stood up didn't clue you in?You want me to look at him and listen to him?My father thinks the reason I can't make a relationship work is because I'm spoiled.I'm sorry, is he waiting for someone to disagree?Just because he helps me outdoesn't automatically mean that I'm spoiled.All right, how much exactly does he pay for?Okay, I'll tell you,but please don't judge me.He pays for my car, my rent, and my credit cards.I'm trying, but I'm judging.Maybe your dad's right.Yeah, women do like a man that can support himself.But Bernadette makes more money than Howard.She basically supports him.Yeah, maybe your dad's right.Good question. Let's see.Infoseek,Infoseek,WebCrawler,WebCrawler,oh, HotBot.oh, HotBot.Okay, literally any other topic.All right. How did you guys meet?Actually, we met online.Our-our first date was at a coffee shop.Although, unlike your date, she actually showed up.Oh, he looks sad again.Well, I really envy your relationship.Other than you two only having sex once a year,you're the perfect couple.You-you know about that?Uh, yeah, everyone at the university does.Were you aware of this?No. No, I only told Leonard, Howard, Raj,Kripke, uh, Professor Wu, Professor Klein,and a lunch lady in the cafeteria.How everyone else found out is a mystery to me.Why aren't you talking to me?Because I'm mad at you.Well, now I'm sorry I asked.Sheldon, it's humiliating.Thanks to you, my colleagues are gossiping about our sex life. What is there to gossip about?We barely have one.That's why they're doing it!Is it safe to assume you're not speaking to me again?If you're not answering because you're not speaking to me, perhaps we could come up with a signal!That works!You don't need your dad's money.- You can get by on your salary. - Yeah.Well, we work at the same place as you, and- we've always been fine. - Oh, please.Look in the mirror. You both look ten years older than I do. All right.Hang on. We can figure this out.Let's just go over your expenses. How much is your rent?I don't want to say.Is it really that high?I don't want to say because I don't know how much it is. You don't how much your rent is?My father pays for it! Do you know how much your rent is?! Yeah.Well, then double it,because my building's a lot nicer than this dump.Do you know how much your car costs?Not really.Well, how much do you spend on food?The housekeeper does the shopping.Oh, my God, you really are spoiled.I'm spoiled?!Your baby has a cape that costs $300!I'm going to bed.Well, wait.This is our first fight as a couple who live together. So?I'm not sure of the protocol.Television teaches usthat the man's supposed to sleep on the couch,but of the two of us, you're clearly more sofa-sized.I'm not sleeping on the couch'cause you don't know what's private and what's not. This isn't fair.You've discussed aspectsof our physical relationship with Penny.That's different!She's a close friend, not the lady in the cafeteriawho cuts the crust off your sandwiches!That lady has a name.I don't know what it is,but one time, I accidentally called her mom?Sounds like you're gonna need a cheaper place to live. When you moved here, you didn't have a lot of money. How'd you get by?Well, sometimes you can get free foodand Wi-Fi from the neighbors.Just knowyou might have to marry one of 'em.Hey, you guys let Stuart live with you.Why not Raj, too?What-what are you doing? I...I-I-I schlepped the baby over, I brought imported beer.Why don't you like me?Well, I thought we were best friends!We are!That's why I'm sad my best friend's gonna be homeless.I'm sorry, Raj. We really just don't have the space.What if he lives in your garage?What if you stop helping?!Guys, I'm not living in a garage!Wait. Why are we talking about our placewhen Sheldon's old room is sitting there perfectly empty? That's a great idea.Raj, if you need a place to stay,of course you are welcome here.Thank you, but if I'm gonna just take advantage of my friends, I might as well keep on relying on my father.Okay, only if you're sure.Whew.Yeah.Amy?Amy?- Amy? - Yeah?Not exactly the welcome wagon, but I'll take it.What is this?I'm mapping basic topics of conversationand with whom they can be discussed.I call these circles Zones of Privacy.Don't Google thatunless you want to see pictures of people's genitals. This circle contains only me and you.It represents subjects we only share with each other-- details of physical intimacy, bathroom habits. Although, as I'm saying it,I may need to add Dr. Fink in here.Are you really worriedabout revealing secrets to Stephen Hawking?No, I was just excited to list him as a friend.Well, I do appreciate you working on this.I'm sorry you were embarrassed.And now I understand thatsome things are just between you and me,and in the event of redness and swelling, Dr. Fink. What's that little dot in the middle?That's reserved for thoughts I don't share with anyone. Interesting.You really have secrets you don't tell me?Of course.Can I hear one?No, they're private.Why? Are they naughty?A little.Fine.Two years ago......I got my driver's license.What?!Why didn't you say anything?!I like being chauffeured around.It makes me feel important.So when I got up at 4:00 A.M. to drive you across the desert to an antique train museum, I didn't have to?No, you didn't.But keep in mind,I felt extremely important.What?!Hello, Father.We need to talk.All right.I have come to an important decision.I will not be accepting your money anymore.I'm a man, and I can take care of myself.That's wonderful!Yes, that is wonderful!You will no longer be able to accuse me of being spoiled!I am so proud of you.Dad, I'm trying to tell you off,and you're ruining it with your delight and relief.Oh, no, my grown son is going to stop spending all my money. Where did I fail as a father?!Yeah, that's right.Keep asking yourself that!But I still love you very much, so don't cut me out of the will. Oh, you brought your own lunch.Good for you.Yeah, I'm making a bunch of changes.This morning, I fired my dog walker.Oh. How's the dog gonna go to the bathroom?Uh, I gave her an Imodium.That's tomorrow's problem.Excuse me. May I have your attention, please?I have recently been made awarethat my personal relationship with Amy Farrah Fowlerhas become water cooler gossip.And I just want to say, shame on all of you.We're scientists.Our minds should be focusedon the advancement of human knowledge,not the intimate details of other people's lives.He's right.And I'm sorry for the part I played in this.Thank you, Bert.You're a good man. That woman who stood you upand humiliated you last night really missed out.That doesn't paint me in the best light.Oh. Oh, I'm sorry.Correction: That woman not only had vigorous coitus with Bert... she also tipped him a dollar for a job well done.- That better? - Not really.All right, well, to sum up-- focus on science,keep your nose out of other people's business,and, uh, whoa, for a good time, call Bert.What brought that on?Well, last night Amy was angry with mebecause I'd been foolishly telling peopleabout certain personal matters.That's understandable.Oh, I know that now.At first, I thought she was crankybecause of her horrific menstrual cramps, but......it turns out, no, she was genuinely mortified.。
生活大爆炸--第12季第19集-字幕-对白-中英文对照-看电影学英语-打印-word版
Previously on The Big Bang Theory... 《生活大爆炸》前情提要We conclusively proved super-asymmetry, 我们确切证实了超不对称性理论and yet somehow we-we still feel like imposters. 然而莫名地仍觉得自己是冒名顶替者Yeah, there should be a term for that. 应该有形容这种情况的词Oh, for crying out loud, there is a term for that! 我的老天确实有个词能形容It's called "Imposter syndrome," 就叫做"冒名顶替者综合征"and you don't have it, because you can't have it 但你们没得这种病因为如果真是冒名顶替者if you are imposters, and you are! 就不会得这种病而你们的确冒名顶替了We're the ones who discovered super-asymmetry, 是我们发现了超不对称性so if anyone's gonna feel like they have imposter syndrome,所以如果有谁觉得自己得了冒名顶替者综合征it's us, because we're not imposters, they are! 那也是我们因为我们不是冒名顶替者他们才是You're imposters and you're frauds! 你们是冒名顶替者也是骗子Is that what I would've sounded like? 我如果发神经病也是像这样吗Yikes.--- Yeah. 要命了-对Sheldon, look at this. 谢尔顿你看这个Wait a minute. 等等How do I know this isn't one of those joke phones 我怎么知道你这个不是整人电话that squirts water in my face? 会往我脸上喷水的那种Because that's not even a thing. Look. 因为根本就没有这种东西快看啦You got called into human resources? 你被人事部传唤了吗I'm sure it's because I insulted Pemberton and Campbell 我估计是因为我骂了彭伯顿和坎贝尔in a room full of Nobel Laureates. 还是在一群诺贝尔得主面前骂的You did do that. 你的确是这么做了It was awkward. People didn't know where to look. 当时可尴尬了大家都不知道该看哪This is a twist. 真还挺新鲜Usually you're the one getting called into H.R. 通常都是你被人事部传唤Yeah, now it's Amy. 现在是艾米Who knew you were married to such a bad girl. 真没想到你娶了个"坏女孩"啊I suppose the signs were always there. 我想其实一直都有征兆吧I mean, she did recently go to that rave at the mall. 她最近还去商场里参加了狂欢派对It was a Spencer's Gifts. 是卖搞笑跟整人玩具的店好吗There was music and a strobe light. 有音乐还有闪光灯If that isn't a rave, then I don't know what one is. 这都不是狂欢派对那什么才是啊You don't know what one is. 你还真不知道什么才是Guys, come on, I think I'm in trouble. 你们别闹了我可能要惨了It's no big deal. I used to get called into H.R. all the time. 不是什么大事啦我以前也总被人事部传唤Ms. Davis is great. Pro tip, 戴维斯女士人很好教你小秘诀if you find strong women sexy, 如果你觉得强大的女人很性感do not say it out loud. 绝对别说出口Oh! She wants to see me, too. 她也要求见我All right, let's get our story straight: 好我们来对一下供词This is all your fault. 这全是你的错Relax. 放轻松You're probably just gonna get a slap on the wrist. 或许只是高高举起轻轻落下Maybe, but do not ask for that, on the wrist or anywhere else. 或许吧但千万别主动说想让鞭子落在哪个部位Thank you both for coming. 谢谢你们俩来这一趟President Siebert asked that I be a part of this conversation塞伯特校长要求我一起出席这次会谈to help us calmly discuss what went wrong 来帮助我们平静地讨论哪里出了错and how we can better move forward. 以及如何踏出进步的脚步迈向未来We are not here to point fingers, 我们不是来指出谁对谁错so, Dr. Cooper, please stop that. 所以库珀博士请停止你的行为President Siebert, would you like to start? 塞伯特校长你想先开始吗This is all my fault. 这全是我的错I assumed you knew the Nobel Prize was good 我以为你们知道诺贝尔奖是好东西and we wanted to win it, so that's on me. 我们想赢回这个奖这是我的锅-No.所以是他...-- Oh, so... - 不是I think what President Siebert is trying to say is that 我想塞伯特校长的意思是this is a setback and we should adopt a different strategy. 这对得奖起了反效果我们需要想想新方法Like maybe you two keep your traps shut. 比如以后两位免开尊口"Traps." That's a fun old word. Where's that been? "免开尊口" 好有意思的成语怎么好久没人用了I-I'm sorry. I-I just-- I-I snapped. 我真的很对不起我就突然理智线断了Oh, you're sorry! It's all better then! 你说对不起啊情况一下子就变好了呢Listen up, you have a shot to win a Nobel Prize, 听好了你们有机会赢得诺贝尔奖and you're blowing it. 现在要被你们搞黄了I think what President Siebert is trying to say 我想塞伯特校长的意思是is that you have a shot to win a Nobel Prize 你们有机会赢得诺贝尔奖and you're blowing it. 现在要被你们搞黄了Uh, that's exactly what he said. 这还是他的原话啊Yes, but I said it in my calming H.R. Voice. 是啊但是用我平静的人事部嗓音说的The science world is a small community. People talk. 科学界的圈子很小大家肯定会八卦I'm sure by now everyone knows about your tantrum. 我猜现在整个学界都知道你发飙的事了- All right, well, what can we do? - Nothing. -好啦那我们能做什么挽救 -什么都别做Let me make this absolutely clear for you. 我现在跟你们说清楚You two are done talking. 你们俩别想再说一句了We're canceling your speaking engagements and your interviews.我们要取消你们所有谈话的活动与访问You're gonna lie low and let us do damage control. 你们得低调做人让我们做损害控制Well, if that's what you want, that's what we'll do. 如果你想这么做我们就这么做You two winning the Nobel Prize is very important to us,你们俩赢得诺贝尔奖对我们至关重要and not just to the university. 这不只是对学校重要Dr. Fowler, you would be only the fourth woman 福勒博士你会成为第四个to win a Nobel Prize in physics. 赢得诺贝尔物理奖的女性I don't need to tell you 我想不用我提醒你just how inspirational that would be 这事会对下一代的年轻女孩to a generation of young women. 带来多大的鼓舞与激励Uh, yes, of-of course, I know. 当然我明白So, the next words out of your mouth 所以你们下一次开口说话should be on a stage in Stockholm when you're saying... 是在斯德哥尔摩的领奖舞台上说tack för denna ära 塔克佛迪娜阿辣...which is Swedish for, "Thank you for this honor." 也就是瑞典语的"谢谢你们给我这份荣誉" Jag visste det. 有维斯特迪特...which is Swedish for, "I knew that." 也就是瑞典语的"我懂"Dr. Cooper... 库珀博士- You want me to shut my trap? - I do. -你想让我免开尊口吗 -是的Hey, check it out. 你快看That looks like the moped you used to have. 看起来跟你以前那台电瓶车好像啊It wasn't a moped. It was a scooter. 不是电瓶车是小摩托车好吗How's that better? 有比较好吗You do not want to walk into a scooter bar 你可千万别走进一家小摩托车友酒吧and ask that question. 然后问这问题Well, does take me back. 真是让我想起了过去Yeah, the two of us, cruising around town looking for women. 我们俩兄弟骑着它四处找妹子Looking and looking and looking. 这里也找那里也找到处都找Remember that time one looked back and said hi? 还记得有一次那姑娘转头跟我们打招呼吗Oh, yeah. 记得We drove away so fast. 我们飞一般地溜了Hey, I forget, why did you sell the scooter? 我有点忘了你为什么卖了摩托来着I finally got my woman. 我找到了我的妹子了啊Then my woman made me sell it. 而我的妹子叫我卖了它So apparently, if we win, 所以如果我们赢了I'll be the fourth woman ever to win a Nobel in physics.我会成为史上第四个得诺贝尔物理奖的女性Wow, that's a big deal. 这可是一件大事呢Yeah, tell me about it. 这还用说吗This morning, I blew through my antiperspirant in, like, an hour.今天早上我一小时内就用完了我的止汗剂Plus, Sheldon's freaking out 'cause we got in trouble. 再加上我们惹事后谢尔顿就一直坐立难安Well, I've got him distracted for a while. 没事我成功分散他注意力了Doesn't he know how to solve those? 他不是会解那玩意吗Normally, yes, but I switched the stickers around, so... 本来是会的但我换了一下贴纸所以...I don't even think it's possible to solve... 我觉得可能解不回去了Solved it. 解开了What? No, you didn't. 什么你才没呢Not the cube, but the puzzle of why I couldn't solve the cube. 不是解开魔方是解开为什么我拧不回Solution: you switched stickers 2, 9, 32, and 51. 解答是你换了第2 9 32 51格的贴纸Really? This thing has numbers? 真的假的这东西还有号码的吗Anything has a number if you assign it a number, 只要你指派任何事物都可以有号码friend number four. 四号朋友Top five, not bad. 前五名呢不错啊This is so frustrating. 好烦啊I can't believe the university expects us 真不敢相信大学居然要求我们to just sit back and do nothing. 闭嘴坐好什么都不许做Sweetie, you just need to relax. You know what I like to do? 亲爱的你得放宽心你知道我喜欢怎么做吗Numb your brain with alcohol and watch a reality show 用酒精麻痹大脑再看真人秀where wealthy people pick fake arguments with each other? 看有钱人怎么吵假架来博镜头Hey, don't knock it until you've wasted 你没试过在这上面浪费几百小时生命a couple hundred hours of your life. 就别随便评论好吗I'm sorry, but this is, it's hard for me. 我很抱歉但这对我来说太难了Usually I self-soothe by doing science, 通常我都是靠着科研来舒缓情绪but now science reminds me of the Nobel Prize 可一做科研就让我想起诺贝尔奖and the idea that we may not win one, and that makes me angry, 一想到我们可能赢不了我就来气which makes me want to self-soothe by doing science, 一来气我就想用科研来舒缓情绪and on and on and on. 接着就是无限恶性循环So that's been my today. 这就是我今天的经历Hey, how about a massage? 不如去按摩一下吧No, the only person who touches me is my wife. 不行世上唯一能碰触我的人只有我老婆And even I have to let him smell my hand first. 就算是我也得先让他闻闻我的手Okay, well, what about Reiki? 好吧那不如试试灵气疗法吧It's like massage but without touching. 类似按摩却不需要肢体接触Then what is it? 那是什么玩法Well, I place my hands near your body 我把手放在你身体旁边and allow the universal energy field 让宇宙能量场to manifest its healing powers. 来展现它的疗愈能力Okay, I know 我懂啦it sounds crazy, but it really works; ask Leonard. 听起来很疯狂但真的有效不信你问莱纳德Yeah.--- It really does. 对吧-真的有用No. 才怪Oh, uh, how about a sensory deprivation tank? 那感官剥夺水箱怎么样Oh, that's interesting. 听起来很有趣It's supposed to be very calming. 据说特别能让人平静下来Floating in a warm pool of liquid 漂浮在温暖的液体里in a dark, soundless space. 在黑暗寂静的空间中Oh, I don't know how I feel about 我不知道我被剥夺感官后being deprived of all my senses. 会如何反应What are you talking about? All you ever do is complain 你在说什么呀你不是时时刻刻都在抱怨about how things smell, feel and sound. 万物难闻难受又难听吗Oh, I'm right here. Why are you shouting? 我人就在这里你大声嚷嚷什么呀What do you say? We could both use a break. 你觉得如何我们可以一起放个假Come on, I'll do it with you. 来嘛我和你一起做Okay, but not in the same tank. 好吧但不能泡在同一个水箱里I already shared a uterus with my twin sister. 我已经和我的双胞胎姐姐泡过同一个子宫了I don't need to go through that again. 我可不想再经历一次- Are your eyes closed? - Yes. What is it? Show me. -你闭上眼睛了吗 -闭着呢到底是什么快让我看看Okay, open them. 睁开吧You bought me a scooter?! 你给我买了一辆小摩托吗No, I bought me a scooter! 才怪我给自己买了一辆小摩托Then why did you make me close my eyes? 那你为啥要我闭眼睛I wanted to see the expression on your face 我想看看当你看到我高兴时when you saw how happy I was. 是什么表情呀Wait, one second. 等等Won't Bernadette be mad when she finds out? 伯纳黛特看到不会生气吗She's not gonna. I'm keeping it here at the university. 她才不会知道呢我会把车留在学校里My dad kept a secret at work, too, 我爸爸也在工作场所保留了一个秘密but it was his receptionist. 不过那是他的接待员小姐Hey, would you mind if I ride it sometimes? 你介意我偶尔来骑一下吗Yeah, whenever you want. 没问题想骑就骑吧Check it out. 看看That there, son, 这个乖乖is 12 horses of "Eye-talian" thunder. 可具有十二匹意大利猛男马力呢Have either of you done sensory deprivation before? 你们俩有谁体验过感官剥夺水箱吗-Never.没-- No. - 没体验过Okay, just a heads up. 好的友情提醒一下People have different experiences in the tanks. 每个人在水箱中都有不同的体验Uh, some people experience perfect calm. 有的人会非常平静Some people sleep. 有的人会睡着Some people even reported having visions. 还有人声称看到了幻象But if at any time you feel uncomfortable, 但如果你感到不舒服just press the panic button and say, "Bebe." 请马上按下紧急按钮并呼唤"碧碧"That's a stupid word. 这个词也太蠢了That's my name. 那是我的名字What do we push if we feel uncomfortable? 如果我们不舒服我们该按哪里All right, are you ready? 好了你们准备好了吗I'm not saying this is why we came, 虽然这不是我们的来意but can I close the lid on him? 但可以让我帮他盖上盖子吗No. 不行No. 还是不行Shall we? 开始吧One second. 等一下--水的酸碱度是在7.2Yes.-- Is the pH between 7.2 and 7.8? 是的-7.8之间吗- Is the water drained and replaced after each use? - Yes. -每次使用后水都换新吗 -是的-Yes.-盐度值是30%吗- Is the saline level 30%? - 是的Yes.- Does your filtration system use ultraviolet light to kill bacteria? - -你的过滤系统是用紫外线来杀菌的吗是的-I don't need to get in. I'm relaxed already. 我不用进去了我现在就够放松了Bebe. 碧碧What's wrong? 怎么了Nothing. I just wanted to make sure it worked. 没事我只是想确认一下好不好使Also, I changed my mind. 还有我改变主意了It's fun to say your name. 你的名字念起来挺好玩的Bebe. Bebe. 碧碧碧碧Hey, what you got there? 你拿的什么呀Just tossing out this old helmet I don't need. 我只是要把这个没用的老头盔给扔了I thought you were at the park. 你以为你去公园了呢We were. The kids got sleepy. 我们去了不过孩子想睡觉了Great story. I need to make a phone call. 很好等我打个电话先Howard, why do you look all guilty? 霍华德你怎么看起来充满罪恶感Like when I catch you deleting your browser history? 就像我抓到你删除浏览器记录时一样Never mind. 没事了Hmm, this is nice. 这样真不错It's sort of like floating in space. 这就像是漂浮在太空中But better because my eyeballs haven't frozen. 但我的眼球没有冻住所以更好Ooh, colors. 五彩斑斓It's infinite iterations 这是曼德尔布罗集合中of the "Nautilus" section of the Mandelbrot set. 鹦鹉螺部分的无限迭代呀That's some good stuff. 真是好东西Wow, this is really dark. 这里可真黑啊There's no difference between my eyes being open or closed. 不管我睁眼还是闭眼都感觉不到区别呢Open, closed. 睁眼闭眼Open, clo-- nope, same thing. 睁眼闭算了都一样Ooh, pretty. 哇好美丽You winning a Nobel Prize would be an inspiration to all women. 如果你获得了诺贝尔奖对所有女性都是一种鼓舞All women, Amy, and you're blowing it. 所有女性艾米可你搞砸了I was gonna be a scientist, but since you lost, 我本来要成为一名科学家可因为你输了I'm just gonna give makeup tutorials on YouTube. 我现在只能在油管频道上开设化妆课了Look all the infinite Mandelbrot sets. 看看这无止境的曼德布洛特集合Here a brot, there a brot, everywhere a Mandelbrot. 这里布洛特那里布洛特到处都是曼德布洛特Thanks for letting us down. 谢谢你让我们如此失望I'm gonna marry a dope and have his dopey children. 我现在要嫁给傻瓜给他生一群小傻瓜了- You're such a disappointment. - I can't do science. -你真是太令人失望了 -我不能从事科研了- Way to not go, girl. - Disappointing. -下得一手烂棋 -太失败了I am woman, hear me bake.---- Math is too hard. 我是妇女只配下厨数学真的太难了- Disappointment. - You're letting us down. -令人沮丧 -你让我们失望- You're letting us down. - You're blowing it. -你让我们失望 -你搞砸了- Disappointment. - You're blowing it. -失望透顶 -你搞砸了Okay, hour's up. Let's see how they're doing. 一小时到了看看他们如何吧Hey, buddy, how you feeling? 老兄你还好吗Five more minutes? 再玩5分钟嘛Hey, Amy. Relaxed? 艾米放松了没I'm a failure! I can't do this! 我是个失败者我做不到Can someone close her lid? 谁来把她的盖子关上She's kind of harshing my mellow. 她把我的平和心情都打破了That tank was amazing. 那个水箱太神奇了It was like Disneyland, but the rides were in 35 dimensions. 就像是在迪斯尼乐园但坐的是35维度的过山车And instead of Mickey, I had my picture taken 而且和我合照的不是米奇with the concept that time is an illusion. 而是时间即幻觉的概念That's great. I'm so happy for you. 真不错我为你高兴哦Uh, yeah, a little constructive criticism: 我提一个建设性的批评You're saying you're happy, but you're using your mean voice. 你嘴上说很高兴但你用了非常刻薄的声音Thanks for pointing that out. 谢谢你指出来Now you got it. 现在好了Sheldon, I'm freaking out. 谢尔顿我都要崩溃了Well, is this still about the Nobel Prize? 还是因为诺贝尔奖的事吗Yes, it's about the Nobel Prize! 是因为诺贝尔奖的事And back to the mean voice. 刻薄的声音又出来了It's just-- it's too much pressure. 压力太大了You know? It was bad enough when I was letting us down. 我让我们俩失望就够糟糕了But now, if I don't win, it's like I'm letting all women down. 但现在如果我没赢我就让所有女性失望了Hang on. 慢着What-what are you doing? 你在做什么I'm googling what to do when someone's freaking out. 我在搜索有人崩溃时应该怎么做Uh, whoa, it says here 这上面说that a walk can be calming. 散步能让人平静下来Bye. 拜You still mad? 你还在生气吗Are you still a jackass? 你还是混蛋吗Now, now, I asked you first. 好了我先问你的I can't believe you were sneaking around my back like a child. 真不敢相信你这么幼稚背着我使坏I just didn't want you to worry. 我只是不想你担心No, you just didn't want to get caught. 不你只是不想被抓现行I'm sorry, but you telling me what I can and can't do 抱歉但你告诉我什么能做什么不能做is pretty damn emasculating. 真的有损我的男子尊严Emasculating? 有损男子尊严You were about to ride bitch on a moped with another man.你准备和另一个男人贴着骑电瓶车It's a scooter. 那是摩托车It can go on some highways. 可以开上某些高速公路What if you fell? 万一你摔了呢What if you got hurt? 万一你受伤呢I don't want to raise two small children 我可不想养两个幼儿and one large vegetable. 加一个大大的植物人I'm sorry, but I need to have something in my life 抱歉但我需要人生中有点东西- that reminds me I'm still a man. - You do. -提醒我我还是个男人 -你有You have a wife and two children who need their father. 你有妻子还有两个需要父亲的孩子I know that. 我知道Uh, well, you don't act like it. 你表现的并不像你知道Why do you want to ride that stupid thing anyway? 你为什么要骑那个愚蠢的东西I don't know. 我不知道Maybe I just miss the freedom I had as a younger man. 也许只是想念年轻时的自由What freedom? You lived with your mother. 什么狗屁自由你和你妈一起住You had a curfew. 还给你规定了宵禁时间It wasn't a curfew; it was just a time of night 那不是宵禁那只是定了某个时间where if I got home after that, she would be mad. 如果我晚于那个时间回家她会生气You know what? I'm done talking about this. 知道吗我不想再说了I will!--- Do whatever you want. 我会的随便你吧-I just want you to ask yourself if that tiny, ridiculous scooter 我只是希望你问问自己你是否想死在is the hill you want to die on. 那辆又小又可笑的摩托上Oh, yeah, this feels good. 对感觉好极了Born to ride, buddy. 天生就是骑机车的料伙计Yeah, watch out, ladies. 对小心了女士们All right, well, wish me luck. 好了祝我好运吧You won't need luck. 你不需要运气Yeah, only condoms. 只需要安全套He sees that car, right? 他看到那辆车了吧I tried to console her, but nothing seemed to work. 我想安慰她但似乎都不管用Okay, when you say you consoled her, 你说你安慰她what exactly does that mean? 是怎么安慰的I took a walk, I came back, 我出去散步回去后she was still upset, so I came here. 她还在难过所以我过来了Well, I don't see what else you could've done. 我不知道你还能做什么了呢You know, I know she's unhappy, but I don't know how to help. 我知道她不开心但我不知道怎么帮她Maybe you can't. 也许你帮不了Sometimes people are upset, 有时候别人难过and all you can do is be there for them. 你能做的只是在旁边陪伴And while I'm there, what do I do? 我陪伴时要做什么Nothing. 没什么Oh, so like what you're doing right now to help me. 就像你现在帮我的这样You're up. 到你了Sheldon, maybe you don't know what to do 谢尔顿也许你不知道怎么做because Amy's always taking care of you. 是因为艾米总是照顾你Of course. 当然And by calming down, I've taken away the one thing 我出去冷静她不能照顾我that gives her comfort: caring for me. 我带走了唯一能给她安慰的东西That's what you heard? 你从我的话中理解出这意思吗Yes. 是的No, I need to have an emotional meltdown 我需要来一个情绪崩溃so she's forced to focus on me and forget about herself. 她就能被迫注意我忘了自己No. Th-That's not even close to what-- 不根本差得十万八千...Uh, you know, actually, that might be your best move. Yeah. 其实也许这是最好办法Amy. Thank goodness you're home. 艾米你在家真是太好了I don't know if you can tell, but I am literally losing my mind. 我不知道你能否看出来但我字面上失去理智了You are? 是吗Isn't it obvious? I just used "literally" figuratively. 还不明显吗我都乱用了"字面上"这词Like a crazy person. 像个疯子那样[许多人常乱用]What is going on with you? Are you okay? 你怎么了你还好吗No, I am not okay, so I suggest you start focusing on me 我不好所以我建议你关注我to the exclusion of your own feelings. 忘掉自己的那些心情Sheldon, whatever you're doing, 谢尔顿不管你在做什么I-I don't have time for it right now. 我现在没时间I'm sorry. I know you're upset, 对不起我知道你很难过but I don't know how to make it better. 但我不知道怎么让你好受些I don't know how you can, either. 我也不知道你能怎么做I mean, I don't know if anybody can. 我不知道能否有人让我好受些I just-- 我只是...I feel like I'm letting everybody down. 我感觉我让所有人失望I'm about to hold you. Would you like to smell my hand first? 我准备抱你你想先闻我的手吗I'm fine. 不用Thank you. 谢谢♪ Soft kitty, warm kitty ♪ ♪ 软猫猫暖猫猫 ♪♪ Little ball of fur ♪ ♪ 小毛球猫猫 ♪♪ Happy kitty, sleepy kitty ♪ ♪ 笑猫猫困猫猫 ♪♪ Purr, purr, purr ♪ ♪ 咕噜咕噜咕噜 ♪That helps. 有帮助Shh, I'm singing. 安静我在唱歌♪ Soft kitty, warm kitty ♪ ♪ 软猫猫暖猫猫 ♪♪ Little ball of fur ♪ ♪ 小毛球猫猫 ♪Raj said you got $800. 拉杰说你卖了800块Jerk. 臭小子On a positive note, the scooter helped Bert meet a girl. 往好的一面看摩托帮伯特认识了一个女生Oh, that's nice. What does she do? 太好了她做什么的She's an E.R. Nurse. 急诊室的护士No.-- Oh, no. 没事-不是吧-It was a real meet-cute. 那是一场美丽的邂逅She popped his arm back in the socket, 她把他错位的胳膊接回去and when he came to, they exchanged phone numbers. 他醒来后他们交换了电话号码Ms. Davis? 戴维斯女士Dr. Fowler, how can I help you? 福勒博士有何贵干You were right about this Nobel Prize bigger than I am. 你说得对诺贝尔奖比我本身重要and you were right that, like it or not, I am a role model. 你说得对不管喜不喜欢我都是榜样But you are wrong to keep me on the sidelines. 但你让我当旁观者是错的I am smart, I'm capable, 我聪明我有能力and I can make a difference. 我可以带来改变Well said. You make a strong case. 说得好观点强而有力Damn right,'cause I'm a strong woman 那是当然因为我是强而有力的女人wearing a strong man's deodorant! 擦的是强而有力男人的止汗剂Well, how about have a seat? 不如坐下吧Maybe you'd like a glass of water? 想喝杯水吗You have anything with a little more kick? 有没有带劲一点的Seriously, Dr. Fowler 别闹了福勒博士this is human resources. 这里可是人力资源部You're right. I-I don't know what I was thinking. 你说得对我不知道我是怎么想的You want ice, you're out of luck. 要冰块就没有了。
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Champagne, a champagne, 香槟香槟a champagne with a packet of Splenda in it. 一杯加了一包代糖的香槟- You know what I call this drink? - A waste of champagne? -你知道我把这配方叫什么吗 -叫浪费香槟No. A Dr. Cooper. 不是叫库珀博士Because... 因为...He's also sweet and bubbly. 他本人也是甜到冒泡All right. 行吧A... A toast to Sheldon and Amy 敬谢尔顿与艾米and the publication of your super-asymmetry paper. 成功发表超不对称性的论文We are so proud of you guys. 我们好为你们感到骄傲Thanks.--- Cheers. 谢谢-干杯Ooh! That is PhD-licious. 真是博士级的好喝啊So, have you guys gotten any feedback yet? 你们的论文收到任何反馈了吗Well, there are some comments online, 网上是有一些评论but we haven't read them. We decided we don't care 但我们没读我们决定了不要去- what people say about our work. - Good for you. -管网上的那些言论 -干得好People online can be so mean. 网上的人有时候可恶毒了I posted a picture of myself on Instagram, 我在社交平台发了张照片and some jerk said I looked so skinny I might disappear. 就有傻逼说我瘦到快要消失了And yet, somehow she soldiers on. 但她还是坚忍地活下来了Although, Amy and I did give the world a gift. 不过呢我跟艾米给了这世界一份礼物It would be nice to read some of the thank-you notes. 读读一些人的感谢函也是不错I'm surprised you're interested in some stranger's opinion.我挺惊讶你居然会对陌生人的看法有兴趣Well, as I always say, 正如我常说的a stranger's just a friend who hasn't complimented me yet.陌生人只不过是还没夸过我的朋友罢了Okay. I'll read them. 行我来读读If any of them accuse you of being too pretty,如果有人指控你漂亮过了头Penny can help you through it. 佩妮可以陪你一起度过Okay, here's one from Dr. Saltzberg at UCLA. 加州大学的萨尔茨伯格教授说... Wait, no, stop. I don't want to know. What if he's mean? 等等别读我不想知道了万一他嘴很毒呢Well, what if he's complimentary? 万一他嘴抹了蜜呢I want to know. 我想知道了Okay. He says... 好的他说...- I don't want to know. - All right, just... -我又不想知道了 -够了给...let me see it. 给我看看Okay, this is... this is really positive. 这个... 非常正面的评论呢Wow, it's, like, really positive. 妈呀这简直要夸到天上了He says it might be the discovery of the decade. 他说这可能是近十年最大的发现He's right. They love it! 真的呢大家都在夸This is so exciting. 这真是太令人兴奋了Oh, this may be the Dr. Cooper talking, 有可能是这杯库珀博士上了头but pour me another Dr. Cooper. 但是再给我倒一杯库珀博士吧Hey, Penny and I were thinking of getting 我跟佩妮在考虑a big paintball game together. 组织一场漆弹大战Oh, Leonard, why does she want to shoot you? 莱纳德为什么她想射爆你狗头了She doesn't want to shoot me. 她没有想要射爆我啊- Who doesn't want to shoot you? - Penny. -谁不想射你了 -佩妮No, that doesn't sound right. 不这听起来不太对She just wants to play paintball. 她只是想玩漆弹了而已It combines my love of whimsy 这活动融合了我的无厘头with her love of making grown men cry. 与她对把成年男人弄哭的喜爱Sounds fun. Bernadette and I are in. 感觉很有意思我与伯纳黛特加入- You don't need to ask her? - No. I've been pretty annoying lately. -不用先问过她吗 -不用我最近挺烦人的She's gonna want to shoot me. 她肯定也会想射爆我的狗头Dr. Cooper. 库珀博士Ah, President Siebert. 塞伯特校长What are you doing in the regular cafeteria? 你怎么在凡人的食堂吃饭呢You're a superstar. 你可是个超级巨星No offense, worker bees. 无意冒犯工蜂们You should join me in my private dining room. 你应该来我的私人饭厅吃饭Dr. Fowler is already there. 福勒博士已经在那里了Can I bring my friends? 我能带我的朋友们一起吗No. 不能- Can I bring my tater tots? - Yes. -我能带上我的薯球吗 -可以All right, let's go. 很好那走吧Welcome to the inner sanctum. 欢迎来到内部密厅Oh, I do love a good sanctum. 我确实喜欢好的密厅Sheldon, look at my fruit plate. It's got kiwi on it. 谢尔顿快看我的水果盘里面有猕猴桃呢Ugh. I don't like kiwi. 我不喜欢猕猴桃Neither do I, but it's so fancy. 我也不喜欢但看起来好奢华Well, this is nice. 感觉真好Why have we waited so long to do this? 我们怎么拖了这么久才这么聚Because you never invited us. 因为你从没邀请过我们Well, the important thing is you're here now, 最重要的是你们来了and we're so excited about your work. 我们都对你们的成果感到很兴奋This paper's going to do big things for all of us, 这论文会对我们有巨大的帮助so if there's anything that you need... 所以如果有任何需要...You know, actually, I could use some barbecue sauce for my tots.如果能给我的薯球来点烧烤酱就好了Oh, wait. No. Ketchup. 等等不还是番茄酱吧Can we have some barbecue sauce and ketchup over here? 可以给我们来点烧烤酱与番茄酱吗Both? 两种都上吗So this is how the other half lives. 原来上等人都是这么活的I just want you to know that you have our full support,我想让你们知道学校将会倾全力支持你们and we're organizing a big media push. 我们还会组织盛大的媒体造势Articles. Interviews. 报导采访Oh, you want us to do interviews? 你想我们受采访吗Well, we're thinking a divide-and-conquer approach here, 我们的想法是走各个击破的路线where you do the interviews, 你负责受采访and Sheldon stays here and holds down the fort. 而谢尔顿留在校园里坚守大本营You know... 你懂吧in case there's an emergency. 以免出现紧急情况What kind of an emergency would there be in physics? 物理界是能有什么紧急情况啊I don't know, maybe there's an object in motion 不知道啊可能某个运动中的物体that won't stay in motion. 它不保持运动Or a reaction that's equal but not opposite. 或者有个作用力它只有相等但不相反的反作用力It sounds like you don't want Sheldon to do the interviews.您的言下之意似乎是不想让谢尔顿受采访It's not that we don't want Sheldon to do the interviews, 不是不想让谢尔顿接受采访it's just that we really want you to do the interviews. 我们只是更希望你来接受采访Without Sheldon. 不要带谢尔顿Now, wait, wait, 等等等等are you trying to exclude me? 你想把我摒弃在外吗Look, Sheldon, you're a brilliant man, 谢尔顿你聪明绝顶but your people skills are... 但是你跟人打交道的能力实在是...This is not barbecue sauce! 这不是烧烤酱This is steak sauce! What are you trying to pull? 这是牛排酱你想干嘛呢Like that. 如我所述This is ridiculous. 胡说八道It is my work, too, and I am perfectly capable 这论文也有我的功劳我完全有能力of keeping it together for an interview. 胜任一次采访任务Okay. Say somebody asks if you feel your work 好吧假设有人说你的研究is derivative of the work of Professor Joseph Polchinski.是从约瑟夫·波钦斯基教授的研究中衍生而来Seriously, can we get this man some barbecue sauce!? 快点给这位先生赶紧上个烧烤酱吧Would you mind stocking these? 你能把这些货清点一下吗Actually, I'm not on the clock today. 事实上我今天不上班I'm just hanging out with my boyfriend. 我只是来陪我的男友Ah, cool. Huh. 好吧That's me, right? 男友是指我吧Oh, I forgot to tell you-- 我忘记告诉你了I broke up with you, and now I'm 我已经和你分手现在dating... that guy. 我在和... 他交往I know you're joking, 我知道你在开玩笑but my flight-or-flight response doesn't. 但我的"逃跑还是逃跑"的应激反应可不知道Isn't it fight-or-flight? 应该是"战斗还是逃跑"的压力应激反应吧Not for me. 对我来说不是的So I told my mom she just needed to back off. 所以我让我妈不要再插手了This is our wedding, 这是属于我们的婚礼and if anyone's gonna design the floral arrangements, 如果需要指派一人负责花卉布置it's going to be my man. 那必须得是我男人Thank you. 谢谢I mean, I-I'm not trying to be a groomzilla, 我不想变成怪兽一样的新郎but... this is my special day. 但... 这可是我的大喜之日Someone texting you? 有人给你发短信吗Uh, no. It's just my, 不只是我的uh, doorbell camera. 门铃摄像头Oh. I got one of those for my place, but I never installed it. 我家也有一个不过我从没去安装Oh, it's easy. I can do it for you. 很简单我可以帮你装You're gonna love it. It's how I found out 你会喜欢的我就是借此a raccoon was stealing my cheese-of-the-month club.发现一只浣熊偷走了我奶酪俱乐部的邮包What did you do? 你做了什么Nothing. I didn't want to piss it off. 什么也没做我可不想让它生气It was, like, huge from eating all the cheese. 它吃了那么多奶酪以后长得可大只了Hey. We're doing a big paintball game on Saturday 我们周六有一场漆弹游戏if you two want to join. 你俩想加入吗Oh, my roommate asked me to help her move out on Saturday.我的室友周六要让我帮她搬家呢Ugh. That sucks. 太惨了Sucks for her. I'm playing paintball. 是她惨了我要去打漆弹I-I didn't know your roommate was moving out. 我不知道你室友要搬走了啊Yeah. I've been looking for a new one, 是的我一直在找新的室友but... so far no luck. 但... 还没找到You hear that? 你听到了吗She needs a roommate. 她需要一个新室友What do you think, Stuart? 你怎么想斯图尔特Uh, I-I-it, uh... 我... 我...Flight. 逃跑Flight. 逃跑That was hard to watch. 真是惨不忍睹Okay, I need you to be honest with me. 你得老实回答我How do I look? 我看起来如何A little shorter, but as we age that happens to all of us. 你变矮了不过随着年纪增长大家都会变矮的Come on, help me out here. 拜托给点意见I've got a bunch of interviews today. 我今天要接受好几个采访呢Well, no one'll notice. They never met you before. 没人会注意到变矮他们以前都没见过你Sheldon, I'm nervous, 谢尔顿我好紧张and I wish you were coming with me. 我很希望你也能和我一起来If it helps, I wrote up some possible questions 如果对你有帮助的话我帮你写下了and answers for you. 一些可能出现的问题和答案"Whom do you love more, "你更喜欢谁Sheldon the scientist or Sheldon the man?" 科学家谢尔顿还是男人谢尔顿""Answer: Sheldon the scientist, "回答科学家谢尔顿but by such a slim margin that it's statistically insignificant."但其微弱的领先优势在统计上来说可谓微乎其微"Well, you really managed to capture my voice. 你真是掌握了我说话的方式Well, don't worry. I'm sure you're gonna do great. 别担心你一定会表现很好Thank you. 谢谢wait---Waitwait.--- Okay, bye. 等等好走了- You forgot the cards. - Love you, too. -你忘了带卡片 -我也爱你Really? She asked you to move in with her? 真的吗她要你搬去和她同居Yeah, she was hinting around about it, 是的她一直在暗示这件事but I think I handled it pretty well. 不过我应对得游刃有余"Pretty well"? "游刃有余"You ran out of there so fast, if it was a cartoon, 你逃得那么快如果是在拍动画片there would have been a Stuart-shaped hole in the wall.墙上会砸出一个斯图尔特形状的洞出来Was she mad? 她生气了吗Uh, no. I talked to her after. 没有我之后和她聊了She said she's fine. 她说没事-You'll find someone new.Yikes!- Oh, no. 你会找到新女友的-好惨-Everything okay? 没事吧Yeah, it's just Anu's doorbell camera. 没事是安努的门铃摄像头I helped her install it. 我帮她装上了You can't look at it. That's spying. 你不能看吧这算是偷窥Who the hell is this guy? 这个男的是谁啊Ooh, let me see. 让我看看He's got... bags. 他手上提着... 袋子He's probably just delivering food. 他大概是个送餐的吧Why is she hugging him? 她为什么要拥抱他Maybe she doesn't have tip money? 也许她手边没零钱给小费W-Wait, why is she inviting him into the house? 等等她为什么要邀请他进屋She's a good tipper? 也许她给小费很大方Do you ever feel guilty that we get to eat 我们可以在高级饭厅用餐in the fancy dining room 而我们的朋友while our friends have to eat in the regular one? 只能在普通食堂吃饭你会不会内疚啊Yes. Wait, did you say "guilty" or "happy"? 会等等你刚说"内疚"还是"开心" "Guilty." "内疚"Oh, then no. 那不会In fact, take a picture of me with the garlic knots to send them. 其实照我手举蒜结面包的照片发给他们There's my MVP-- 这不是我的MVP吗Most Valuable Physicist. 最有价值物理学家Thank you. 谢谢And my star of NPR Science Friday 还有我在国家公共电台《科学周五》and a potpourri of popular podcasts. 及一众最火播客节目中的明星I don't know if I'd use the word "star." 我不知道用"明星"这个词会不会太夸张啦I would. 不夸张I got an early look at the interview you did for Wired,我已经预先看过你为《连线》杂志做的采访and it is glowing. They loved you. 精彩至极他们可喜欢你了That's great. Thanks for telling me. 太好了谢谢你告诉我Congratulations, Amy. 恭喜你艾米- I'm so proud of you. - And that headline-- -我真为你骄傲 -大标题就是"The Neurobiologist Who Revolutionized Physics." 《彻底改革物理学的神经生物学家》I'm sorry. The who who did what to-- huh? 不好意思你说谁彻底啥来着Oh, hey, how did your interview go? 采访做得怎么样啦Okay, I guess. 还行吧You don't sound very happy. 你好像不是很开心啊Oh, why wouldn't she be happy? 她怎么会不开心呢She's the neurobiologist who revolutionized physics. 她可是彻底改革物理学的神经生物学家Sorry. 真抱歉This should be fun. I've never played before. 应该会很好玩我以前从没玩过Oh, fair warning-- it can get pretty ugly out there. 提醒你一下玩起来可能会六亲不认Okay, well, remember, I'm your fiancée. 好吧记住我可是你的未婚妻Oh, I remember. Do you? 我记得很清楚你呢All right, we need two teams. 好了我们要分成两队Who wants to be the captain? 谁想当队长Oh, me. 我Uh, sure. Why not? 好吧有何不可All right, why don't you pick first? 不如你先选队员Okay, um... Leonard. 好的莱纳德Yeah? 什么事No, I'm picking you. 我选你First? For a team? 我第一个被选为队员What is happening? 天有异象啊All right, I take Bernadette. 好吧我选伯纳黛特Really? You're picking her over me? 不会吧你选她却不选我Yeah, 'cause she's vicious and can hide behind a mushroom. 是啊她下手够狠还能躲在蘑菇后面Um... Sheldon. 谢尔顿Raj. 拉杰Amy. 艾米I'll take Anu. 我选安努Howard. 霍华德All rightie. 好咧Come on, pick me, pick me. 拜托选我选我I will take... Stuart! 我选斯图尔特Yes! 好棒Okay, guys, we need some people to stay here and guard the flag 各位我们要留部分人在这里保卫旗帜and some people to move out and try to capture theirs. 剩下的人出去抢他们的旗子Okay. Sheldon, do you want to stay here and...? 好的谢尔顿你想留在这儿...What? Hold down the fort? 'Cause that's all I'm good for. 什么坚守大本营吗因为我只适合这个Is that what you were going to say? 你打算这么说吗You know that's not what he meant. 你知道他不是这个意思Oh, why don't you go out there? 那不如你出去吧Maybe you'll be the neurobiologist 没准你能成为彻底改革who revolutionizes paintball. 漆弹的神经生物学家呢Stop it. You're being ridiculous. 够了你太不讲理了Am I? Maybe it's just my poor people skills. 是吗也许我只是不擅长跟人打交道Oh, it's definitely your poor people skills. 当然是因为你不擅长跟人打交道了All right, the choices are-- get shot at 好了选项有中弹or stay here and listen to them fight. 或留在这听他们吵架Shot at. 选中弹This is pretty exciting, sneaking around like this. 玩这个好刺激呀偷偷摸摸跑来跑去Oh, so you like sneaking around. Good to know. 原来你喜欢偷偷摸摸我知道了What's that supposed to mean? 这话是什么意思Nothing. Never mind. 没什么当我没说Let me see if the coast is clear. 我看看外面是不是安全了See anybody? 有看到人吗Yes, I saw a strange man going into your house the other night! 有我前几天晚上看到一个陌生男人进你家What? 什么But out there, there's nobody. 但战场上没人I'm hit. 我中弹了I said I was hit! 我说我中弹了Sorry. 对不起Why do you keep shooting me? 你干嘛一直射我Why don't you want to move in with me? 你为什么不想搬来跟我同居I-I didn't say I didn't want to. 我没说我不想啊No, you just ran away. 你只是落荒而逃了Stuart? 斯图尔特Stuart?! 斯图尔特Did you run away again? 你是不是又逃跑了No! 没有Bang, you're out. 砰你出局了What?! I'm not out. 什么我才没出局You didn't even shoot me. 你都没开枪射我I'm not gonna shoot you from right here. 我不会在这朝你开枪的It's too close. It's gonna hurt. 距离太近了你会疼的Oh, come on. It's not gonna hurt that bad. 少来又不会有多疼I'm telling you, from this distance it's gonna... Ow! 我告诉你这么近被射中真的会... See? That hurt! 看到没超疼All right. Fine, you can shoot me. 行吧你可以开枪射我No, I'm not gonna shoot you. Ow! 我不会开枪射你的Aah, you were right. We're way too close. 你说得对我们离得太近了See, I told you it's gonna hurt... 是不是我说了会疼吧I can't believe you're taking this out on me. 你竟然把气撒在我身上I was just trying to get publicity for our paper. 我不过是为了宣传我们的论文By making it seem like it was your idea? 办法就是将它变成你的个人结果吗I didn't write the headline, Sheldon. 标题不是我写的谢尔顿Did you even read the article? 你有读过那篇报道吗Because I talk about you continuously. 因为我不断提到你I know, and it just made you sound modest and charming. 我知道这显得你谦虚迷人Why can't you just be proud of me? 你为什么不能为我骄傲呢I am proud of you. 我为你骄傲Really? Because you sound jealous. 是吗你听起来嫉妒了Well, I'm that, too. I've seen Inside Out. 我也嫉妒我看过《头脑特工队》I know I can feel two things at once. 我知道我一次可以有两种情绪Well, now I feel three things. 现在我有三种情绪Who shot you? 谁把你射成这样Denise, uh, Denise, Denise, Denise, Denise, 德妮丝德妮丝德妮丝德妮丝德妮丝Denise, Denise, Denise, 德妮丝德妮丝德妮丝Denise, Denise, Denise, Denise 德妮丝德妮丝德妮丝德妮丝and me when I was running from Denise. 我逃离德妮丝时误伤了自己What is up with you two? 你们俩怎么了Well, it's kind of hard to explain. 很难解释you know when things are going great, but you worry 你们知道当事情进展一切顺利时你却担心that any minute you might screw everything up? 你有可能分分钟搞砸一切那种感觉吗Yes.- No. - 知道-不知道-If you really like her, you can't let fear get in the way. 如果你真的喜欢她不能被恐惧打败You have to move forward. 你必须勇往直前And at a certain point, the fear of losing her goes away? 到了某一天害怕失去她的恐惧感会消失吗I will let you know. 我有了经验就告诉你- You were spying on me? - That is not the point. -你监视我了吗 -这不是重点The point is who was that man? 重点是那男人是谁Fine. That was my ex-boyfriend. 告诉你那是我的前男友Some of his stuff was still at my house, 他还有东西在我家and he stopped by to pick it up. 他去我家拿And did you give it to him? Did you give him his stuff? 那你"给"他了吗你把他的东西给他了吗If "stuff" means sex, then no. 如果"东西"指上床没有If "stuff" means his Waterpik, then yes! 如果"东西"指他的水牙线有I got the flag! 我拿到旗帜了I'm gonna make a run for it. Cover me! 我要跑路掩护我So you're still talking to your ex-boyfriend? 所以你还在跟前男友联系Yes, and I'm not gonna apologize for that. 对我不会为这事道歉And you need to delete that app from your phone. 你要从手机上把那个应用删掉Because you're hiding something from me? 因为你有事瞒着我No, because you should trust me! 不因为你应该相信我How can I trust you?! I barely even know you! 我怎么相信你我都算不上了解你Then what are we doing? 那我们在做什么Why are we planning a wedding? 我们为什么要策划婚礼I don't know. 我不知道Aah, sad man! 可怜的男人Oh. It's you. 是你I can't believe you shot me! 我不敢相信你射我I can't believe I did, either. 我也不敢相信Right in the chest. 正中胸口Sorry. That's gonna leave a bruise. 抱歉会留下瘀伤的Yeah, a big one. 对很大一块- Does it hurt? - A little. -疼吗 -有一点Want to kiss it and make it better? 想亲亲那里让我不那么疼吗I do. 我想Where are you going? 你去哪里Home. 家Don't worry. I'll wave to the doorbell when I get there. 别担心我到的时候会向摄像头挥手Wait, wait, wait. 等等At least let me drive you. 至少让我开车送你That's okay. I'll Uber. 没事我在网上叫车We can take you. 我们可以送你Come on, Sheldon. 走吧谢尔顿But I should warn you, we're in a bit of a spat. 但我要警告你我们在吵架At least I think we are. Amy, are we still in a spat? 至少我觉得是艾米我们还在吵架吗Are you ready to apologize? 你准备道歉吗We are. 还在吵架-Sorry. Sorry. I didn't see anything.-- Get out! - 抱歉我什么都没看到出去Actually, could I...? 那个能不能给我...Ooh, thank you! 谢谢Wow. That's a lot of bruises. 好多瘀伤Yeah, well, you shot me a lot of times. 对毕竟你把我射成蜂窝That's not even counting the bruises on the inside. 这还没算上心里的内伤'Cause I hurt your feelings? 我伤害了你的感情吗Let's hope that's all it is. 希望只是这样Ah, look, I'm sorry that I freaked out. 听我说抱歉我吓坏了It's just that things are going so good with us, 只是我们之间进展太顺利and I'm afraid that if we go too fast, I am gonna mess it up. 我害怕如果我们进展太快我会搞砸I get that. I don't want to mess things up, either. 我明白我也不想搞砸Um, I got you something. 我准备了东西给你It's a key to my place to show you that I'm serious. 这是我住的地方的钥匙让你明白我是认真的Thank you. 谢谢Well, isn't this technically 但这基本上不是a key to Howard and Bernadette's place? 霍华德和伯纳黛特家的钥匙吗Yes, so don't ever use it or let them know that you have it. 对所以不要用也不要让他们知道你有钥匙- Come here. - Uh, no. -抱抱 -不要I appreciate it, but seriously, this is all bruise. 谢了但说真的全是伤Kiss? 亲亲Gently. 温柔点I'm about to start recording. Are you guys ready? 我要开始录音了你们准备好了吗Sheldon, are you ready? 谢尔顿你准备好了吗- Absolutely. - Great. -当然 -很好So, Dr. Cooper, my first question is for you. 库珀博士第一个问题是问你的Oh, goody. 太好了Would you say that your paper is an extension 你觉得你的论文是约瑟夫·波钦斯基教授of the work of Professor Joseph Polchinski? 研究成果的延伸吗I'll be in the car. 我去车上了。
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We're pinned down! 被敌人包围We can't get through! 我们冲不出去了Sheldon, get over here and help! 谢尔顿快过来帮忙Okay, one second. 好马上来Sheldon, why are you jumping up and down? 谢尔顿你干嘛在原地上下蹦I'm trying to shoot. 我试着开枪呢Then use the shoot button, 那你按开枪钮啊not the "Wonderful thing about Tiggers" button! 不是按"演示跳跳虎的强项"钮That's it, we're dead. 结束了团灭Okay, challenge them again. 申请再战Doing it right now. 战书已下Oh, they can't. 他们打不了There's an important Little League game tomorrow. 明天有场重要的9到12岁儿童棒球大赛呢No wonder they beat us, they're jocks. 难怪能虐我们人家是运动员What happened to me? 我这是怎么了I used to excel at these things. 我曾叱咤游戏界Kids are always better at video games. 小孩子向来比较会打电玩Well, I don't like it. 我讨厌这样Mm, if it makes you feel better, you still dress like a child. 有句安慰的话不知该不该讲你穿着还像小孩No, but it's not just video games. 不不只是电玩I downloaded the new O.S. For my phone, took me a week 我给手机更新了版本我花了一周to stop accidentally texting kissy faces to everyone. 才不再意外给人发送亲亲表情Oh, so our love is not real? 所以我们的爱情是假的吗Well, I-I know how you feel. 我懂你的感觉I tried one of those electronic Japanese toilets, 我试着用过日本的全自动马桶practically shot myself across the room. 结果差点把我弹飞出厕所I guess I just need to face it, 看来我不得不承认I'm no longer a wunderkind. 我不再是少年神童Now I just wonder what's for lunch. 我现在只是少根筋不知中午吃啥儿童Hot dogs. 热狗I didn't know you could drink while you're breastfeeding. 我都不知道哺乳期可以喝酒Yeah, they say the yeast in beer helps with milk production. 人家说啤酒里的酵母有助产奶I'm pretty sure that's a myth, let me check. 我敢说这是不实传闻我查查Ruin it for me and I'll break this glass over your head. 查出来我不能喝我就用这杯子打爆你头To denial. 敬自欺欺人一杯Oh, I'm gonna get another. 我去续杯You want food? 要吃的吗Yeah, breastfeeding burns, like, 5,000 calories a day. 要哺乳每天会消耗掉5000卡热量Do not touch that phone. 敢碰你手机试试Penny? 佩妮Oh, Zack. Hey. 扎克你好啊What are the odds of running into you here? 得多巧啊能在这里碰到你Well, it's a bar, so pretty good. 这是间酒吧所以不需要多巧Uh, what's new? 有何新鲜事Oh, tons of stuff. 挺多的呢Put artificial grass in my backyard, got engaged, 后院种了人工草皮订了婚had a scary mole that turned out to be Sharpie. 疑似皮肤癌的痣后来发现只是记号笔印迹Well, congratulations. 恭喜你啊That's what my dermatologist said. 我的皮肤科医生也这么说No, on-on getting engaged, good for you. 是恭喜你订婚太好了Oh, thanks. How about you? 谢谢那你呢Hey, how's Leonard? 莱纳德最近好吗Is he still smart? 还那么聪明吗Yes, yes, he's working for the government 还好还那么聪明他正在为on an infinite persistence gyroscope. 政府研发无限持续陀螺仪Of course, the first time I say it right, 果然我第一次说正确he's not even here. 他人就刚好不在I love that little guy. 我可喜欢这小个子了Hey, we should all have dinner sometime. 或许我们该找一天一起吃饭Uh, yeah, sure, I'll check with Leonard. 可以啊我再问一下莱纳德Cool, I'll check with Sara. 太好了那我也问下莎拉Sara, pull up my calendar. 莎拉[Siri] 调出我的日程表It never works for me. 这功能从来没好使过I've been thinking about our recent humiliation. 我一直在想我们这次遭人羞辱的事You're gonna have to be more specific. 你得说得更详细才知道哪次At the hands of those teenagers. 被孩子们羞辱More. 还不够详细Boy teenagers. 被少年们羞辱Oh, the video game. Yeah, that was bad. 电玩啊是啊太惨了I started doing some reading on cognitive vitality, 我开始去阅读一些有关认知活力的文章and I came across an area of research called "Super-aging."读到了一个有关"青春永驻"的研究领域You know who's a super-ager? Jennifer Lopez. 你们知道谁青春永驻吗珍妮弗·洛佩兹You know who's a super-ager? Jennifer Lopez. 美国知名大牌女歌手Like, what is her secret? 她的不老秘方到底是什么啊Now, this is rare. 这情况还真罕见I don't know which one of you I want to stop talking first.我不知道自己想先让你们俩哪个闭嘴The theory is that if you really tax your brain, 这理论是说如果你狠狠磨炼你的大脑the neurofibers will become thicker 脑神经纤维会变得更粗壮and the glial cells more lustrous. 神经胶质细胞更有光泽Like JLo's hair. 就像珍妮弗的秀发Boy, it is neck and neck right now. 两位真的是不相上下啊How is super-aging any different 那保持青春永驻跟than, like, doing crossword puzzles? 做填字游戏有什么区别Well, it's not just doing simple cognitive tasks. 不再是做些简单的认知任务就行了You need to push your brain out of its comfort zone 你得逼你的大脑走出原本的舒适区and reach mental exhaustion. 再使其达到精神疲惫的状态I drive you to work every day, 我天天开车载你上班my brain must look like the Hulk. 我的大脑估计得强壮得像绿巨人If you really want to challenge yourself, 如果你真的想挑战自己极限you could learn to speak Hindi. 你可以试着学印地语啊Jab mein aat saal ka tha Maine seekha tha. 我八岁那年就学会了Could you say that in English? 你能用英语说吗I actually, I never learned Hindi. 我其实从没学过印地语Hey, you ready to go? 你准备好出发了吗Yeah, I guess. 大概吧What's the matter? 怎么啦Honestly? It's a little strange having dinner with your ex-boyfriend, 说实话跟你的前男友吃晚饭感觉有点怪and it's not like we have a lot to talk about. 又不是我们有很多话可以聊What? He loves you, okay? 干嘛他超喜欢你好吗And he's interested in your work. 他对你的工作很感兴趣You could talk about the infinite perspective... 你可以聊你的无限远景...I swear I know it. 我发誓我真知道叫什么It'll be fine, let's just go. 没事啦我们走吧Well, and his fiance will be there, so you know, 而且他的未婚妻也会在你懂吧if the conversation lags, we can talk about their wedding. 找不到话聊时就可以聊他们的婚礼Come on, I spent an entire plane ride 干嘛啦上次坐飞机with you talking about the trailer for Deadpool 2. 我听你聊了整路的《死侍2》预告片I knew you weren't asleep. 我就知道你在装睡Hey, guys. 两位好呀- Hi. - Hey, where's your fiance? -你好 -你的未婚妻呢Oh, she couldn't make it. She had an emergency. 她来不了她有急事Oh, no, what happened? 不会吧发生什么事了I didn't ask. 我没问What smells so good? 什么东西那么香Raj is teaching me to make croissants. 拉杰在教我做牛角包Is this part of your super-aging? 这是你保持大脑青春永驻的方式之一吗Yes. Yeah, it seemed daunting at first, 没错一开始我觉得会很难but then I realized, 但之后发现it's like the chemistry set I had as a kid. 这跟我小时候家里的化学实验装置一样Only, when your brother eats this, 区别在于当你哥哥吃掉这个后no one has to call Poison Control. 没人需要打电话给中毒控制中心Okay. 好了Shall we? 尝尝吧Oh, my God. 天啊It's light, it's flaky, it's buttery. 既脆又酥充满牛油香味You don't need to have sex with him, just eat one of these. 你不用跟他滚床单吃个牛角包就能高潮了Yes, it is delicious. 是啊确实很好吃Wha... Physicist, baker, lover, 不过物理学家面包师爱人what can't I do? 世间哪有我做不到的事啊Well, clearly mental tasks are not enough. 显然只做脑力劳动还不够Maybe you need to challenge your motor skills. 也许你还得挑战一下运动技能For the last time, I am not having a tickle fight with you. 我再说最后一遍我不会跟你来挠痒痒大战You want a real challenge, 你想来个真正的挑战吗try keeping me from eating more of these. 试试阻止我继续吃牛角包啊You're just using food to mask the fear 你只是在利用食物掩饰内心that you're fundamentally unlovable 觉得自己不会有人爱and therefore going to be alone forever. 注定孤独终老的恐惧Damn it, he's good at that, too. 我靠他连这个也那么强Thanks. 谢谢Wow, working on a top secret government project, 为政府研发最高机密的项目that is so cool. 那真是太酷了Do you have a bodyguard to keep spies away? 你有保镖帮你吓跑间谍吗I have Sheldon, that keeps most people away. 我有谢尔顿他能吓跑大部分人I miss that guy. 我想念那个小哥He's like the Swedish Chef Muppet. 他就像《大青蛙布偶秀》的瑞典厨师I don't know what he's saying, but he's funny. 我听不懂他都在说些什么但他很搞笑Oh, I know what he's saying, and he's not, he's not funny. 我倒是知道他在说些什么他绝对不搞笑So, Penny, what's going on with you? 佩妮你最近怎么样How's the job? 工作还顺利吗Uh, it's okay, I'm still in pharmaceutical sales. 还不错我还在做医药销售She's doing amazing. 她可棒了She can actually make a side effect, 她能把有10%可能性like 10% chance of liver failure, 会出现肝功能衰竭的副作用sound like a 90% chance of liver success. 说成有90%可能性能令肝脏恢复正常Yeah, lying isn't my favorite part of the job. 说谎不是我这份工作值得骄傲的方面Actually, I'm not crazy about a lot of it. 事实上很多方面我都不满意Hey, if you're not happy there, I've been looking 如果你不喜欢那份工作for a new head of sales at my company. 我公司正想请个新的销售主管And we don't sell drugs, just menus, 我们不卖药只卖菜单so the only lie you'll be telling 所以你唯一要说的谎是is we print on recycled paper. 我们用再生纸印菜单We don't. 其实不是Oh, that's a nice offer. 这工作邀请不错You know, we'd make a great team. 我们一定会合作无间Or as we say in the menu business, 或者用我们菜单界的话来说I can't do this without "Me N U." "你我做菜永不孤单"Right, 'cause it spells "Menu." 懂了因为结尾就是"菜单"Yeah, right? It's funny. I got a lot of menu jokes, 多幽默啊我有很多关于菜单的笑话but that's my favorite. 但我最喜欢这个All right, this is everything. 好啦道具都在这儿了What do you want to learn? 你想要学哪样It really doesn't matter, as long as it's challenging. 其实都无所谓只要能挑战自我就行了Okay, well, how about, oh, I teach you 好吧不如我教你几招some close-up... magic. 近景魔术Howard, I'm trying to make myself uncomfortable, 霍华德我是想让自己难受not everyone else. 不是想祸害其他人So you wanted to learn something physical 你想学点考验体能的and you came to Howard Wolowitz? 却来找霍华德·沃罗威茨吗Hey, the circus arts are very physically and mentally demanding.马戏艺术对于体能和心理素质都有很高的要求Have you ever tried to juggle? 你试过玩抛接球吗Yes, I'm juggling my love for you 试过我现在就在挣扎and my embarrassment of you right now. 该"抛"弃对你的爱还是"接"住对你的嫌弃And it's hard, isn't it? 挺难的不是吗So the key is, 关键技巧在于the moment one ball is at the top of its arc, 当一个球升到最高点时you toss the next one. 你再抛出下一个Okay, I think I got that. 好我应该学会了Uh, h-hold on. 且慢There's a, an old saying in juggling. 抛接球界有句老话Is it "I'm going to die alone"? 是"我注定孤独终老"吗No, it's "If you want to have fun, start with one." 非也是"万丈高楼平地起欢喜抛接一颗起" Yours we think, but we do not say. 你那句我们心里明白但不会说出来All right, just toss it up and catch it a few times, 好了你先抛接几次get comfortable with it. 熟悉一下感觉Okay. 好的Just to be on the safe side, 出于安全考量问一下am I in any danger of getting juggler's elbow? 我会不会得"抛接肘"这类的运动伤害No. 不会Are you sure? 'Cause I'm feeling a twinge. 你确定吗我开始感觉到刺痛了See, that wasn't so bad. 你看刚才不算太糟吧He even picked up the check. 他还付了饭钱呢Yeah. 是啊Although, when he was trying to figure out the tip, 不过他计算小费该给多少时I'm pretty sure I saw smoke coming out of his ears. 我看到他算到耳朵都冒烟了You're not really considering working for him, are you? 你不是真的考虑去他公司上班吧Well, maybe, I mean, it seems kind of perfect. 有可能啊那职位挺适合的I have sales experience, 我有销售经验and I've been a waitress, so I have restaurant experience, 还当过服务员所以也有餐厅相关经验and if he's figuring out my Christmas bonus, 而且如果是由他来计算我的圣诞奖金we could buy a boat. 说不定我们能买艘船呢Don't you think it might be a little weird 你不觉得为前任打工to work for someone you used to date? 有点怪吗You work with Sheldon, you tell me. 你和谢尔顿共事你说呢Yeah, it's weird. 是的超级怪Okay, are you seriously jealous of me working with Zack? 我和扎克一起工作你真的会吃醋吗No, no, I-I'm not jealous, I just think 我才不是吃醋呢我只是觉得you have got a good thing going where you are right now, 你现在明明干得不错and you make great money 收入也很不错and you haven't slept with any of your coworkers. 也没和同事睡成一片Great, so you want me to stay at a job I'm not happy at? 那你是宁愿我做一份不开心的工作了You okay? 你没事吧You kind of look like Zack trying to figure out that tip. 你的表情就和扎克算不出小费时一样Of course I don't want you to be unhappy, 我当然不希望你工作不开心but I also want you to be smart, 但我更希望你更明智一点and working for an ex-boyfriend isn't very smart. 为前男友打工显然不是明智之举You don't have to stop, just slow down, I'll jump out. 你不用停慢慢减速我自己跳车Amy, look, I'm on a unicycle! 艾米快看我在骑独轮车How did you get from croissants to a unicycle? 你是怎么从牛角包跳到独轮车上的I hurt myself juggling. 我抛接球时伤到自己了Where did you get it? 你从哪里找来这玩意的Howard said I could borrow it, 霍华德说可以暂时借给我Bernadette said forever. 博纳黛特让我永远别还了Have you tried letting go of the rope? 你试过不靠绳子自己骑吗What, are you crazy? I'm on a unicycle. 你疯了吗我骑的可是独轮车All right, well, have fun. 好吧那你慢慢玩Wait, I need help getting down. 等等我需要有人帮我下来Well, what do you want me to do? 你想要我怎么做Drag out our mattress and put it over here, 先把我们的床垫拖出来放在这里then go across the hall, get their mattress 然后去走廊对面把他们的床垫拖过来and put it over here. 放在上面But before you do any of that, 但在做这些事之前scratch my nose. 快帮我挠一下鼻子So you told her she was being dumb? 所以你说了她很蠢No, I told her she was being not smart. 不我说她做的不是明智之举Which was dumb. 这太蠢了Why did you even go to dinner with the guy? 你为什么要和他一起吃晚饭呢We covered this, I'm dumb. 我们才刚说过啊我蠢呗So he's my ex-boyfriend, who cares? 就算他是我的前男友又如何呢I can't believe Leonard would be so insecure. 真不敢相信莱纳德如此缺乏安全感Really? 真的吗I have no trouble believing that at all. 我觉得这事非常好理解呀And Zack's engaged. 扎克都已经订婚了Leonard has no reason to feel threatened. 莱纳德根本没理由担心We're talking about the same Leonard, right? 我俩说的是同一个莱纳德吧So you think it's fine if she works for Zack? 你觉得她为扎克工作没问题吗I don't know, maybe. 我不知道也许吧Well, he is much more attractive than Leonard. 他的确是比莱纳德好看多了Yes, 没错but that's gonna be true of a lot of guys she works for. 但她的历任老板中这样的人也不少Yeah, but she also used to sleep with Zack. 可她以前还跟扎克一起睡过Again... 就像我刚才说的...I would never let Howard work with an ex. 我就不会让霍华德和他的前任一起工作What, you wouldn't trust him? 什么你不相信他吗I wouldn't trust her. 我是不相信他的前任He's thin and sexy like a Jewish greyhound. 我家华仔可是一条苗条性感的犹太小灰狗Yeah, that-that is the sexiest dog. 是是是那还真是最性感的一种狗呢And I'd like to think Howie wouldn't take a job 我想华仔也不会接受I was uncomfortable with. 会让我不爽的工作- 'Cause he's scared of you? - Terrified. -因为他很怕你吗 -怕得要死Yeah. 没错You know what? I'm with Leonard, this isn't cool. 我支持莱纳德这样是不对的Thank you. 谢谢I disagree. 我不同意Penny is a strong, independent woman. 佩妮是一个独立而坚强的新女性The more you try to control her, the more she'll push back. 你越想掌控她她反抗越强烈So you think it's okay? 所以你觉得没问题吗Oh, no, she's gonna leave you for someone, 不她命中注定要抛弃你might as well get it over with. 还不如早死早超生What are you doing? 你在干什么呀I'm returning this stuff to Howard. 我准备把这些东西都还给霍华德Well, Bernadette made me promise if you didn't want it, 博纳黛特要我保证如果你不想玩了we'd give it to a homeless clown. 就把它送给流浪的小丑What happened to learning the unicycle? 你怎么不继续学独轮车了Oh, I stopped that, it was dumb. 我不想学了太蠢了Uni, bi, tri, menstrual, 独轮两轮三轮月经周期[轮]all cycles are dumb. 带轮的东西都很蠢You said juggling was dumb, too. 你还说抛接球也很蠢呢Well, it is. 的确蠢啊If I wanted to hold three things at once, 我想一次性拿住3个东西I'd wear cargo pants. 穿条多口袋裤子就好啦Sheldon, is it possible that 谢尔顿有没有这种可能when things get really difficult, 每当事情变困难时you just give up? 你就放弃了Are you calling me a quitter? 你在说我是半途而废的人吗Well, if you honestly... 如果你凭良心...This conversation is over. 对话到底为止His mother warned me. 他的妈妈警告过我Everybody warned me. 每个人都警告过我Actually, he warned me. 说起来他自己都警告过我You want to talk? 你想聊聊吗That doesn't seem to be where I shine. 这貌似不是我的强项How about I just give you one of these? 不如让我给你点个赞吧Look, we can have a reasonable conversation 我们可以坐下来理性地谈一谈and I won't get mad. 我保证不生气I don't like it after sex, and I don't like it now. 我在爱爱后不喜欢这手势现在也不喜欢- Yeah, sorry. - Yeah. -好吧抱歉 -好All right, just come here. 过来吧Look, I get me working with Zack is weird 我知道和扎克一起工作很奇怪and I don't want you to be uncomfortable. 我也不希望你心里不爽Well, thanks. 谢谢And I don't want you to be stuck at a job you don't like. 我也不想让你干不喜欢的工作Then what do we do? 那我们怎么办呢Well, I don't love it, but if you really want to take this job, 虽然我不高兴但如果你真的想要这份工作I'll find a way to deal with it. 我会试着接受这件事No, I know you'll try, but it'll make you miserable, 我知道你会试但这会让你很郁闷which will make me miserable, and... 然后我也会很郁闷所以...I'm just gonna stay where I'm at for now. 我还是不要换工作了No, no, no, no, you're-you're unhappy there 不不不你做得不开心and then you're gonna blame me for making you stay, 反而会怪是我让你留下的and it's fine, I'll just-- I'll suck it up. 别管我我忍就是了You don't need to do that, it's okay. 你真的不用这么做没关系Yeah, see, now I feel terrible, 现在我不好受了like I'm being selfish and holding you back. 好像我太自私拖了你的后腿What? Say something. 怎么了说话啊Yeah, that is pretty annoying. 这手势的确挺让人不爽的I made you tea. 我给你泡了茶Thank you. 谢谢I'm sorry I called you a quitter. 抱歉我说你半途而废It's okay, I stopped being upset about that. 没事我已经不生气了And no, the irony is not lost on me. 对我知道我没坚持生气挺能证明你的观点What are you reading? 你在看什么This article says the peak age for making 这文章说诺贝尔获奖者a Nobel Prize-winning discovery is 40. 取得大发现的巅峰年纪是40岁So? 那又怎样So I'm running out of time. 我没多少时间了That's ridiculous, you're a brilliant man. 太荒唐了你是个超级有才气的人The best years of your life are still ahead of you. 你人生的大好年华还在眼前Oh, you have to say that, you're sweet on me. 你必须这么说你爱我Well, if you're really worried about your career, 如果你真的为事业担心maybe you should consider spending a little less time 也许你应该考虑少花些时间with video games and comic books. 在电玩和漫画书上I thought you were sweet on me. 你不是爱我的吗Okay, fine, let's say you never win a Nobel Prize. 好吧假设你这辈子没有赢得诺贝尔奖Let's say you spend your life doing solid scientific research假设你这辈子一直在做踏实的科学研究surrounded by friends and loved ones 你身边全是朋友和爱你的人who appreciate you, 他们欣赏你not for what you've accomplished 不是因为你的成就but for who you are as a man. 而是因为你这个人Wouldn't that be a life well-lived? 不也不枉此生了吗You're so cute. 你真可爱I'm gonna go learn how to walk on stilts. 我要去学踩高跷So many warnings. 那么多警告全当耳边风Okay, are you sure about this? 你确定吗Absolutely. I just want you to be happy. 当然确定我只希望你开心And maybe a little turned on about how selfless I'm being. 最好我的无私能令你有点小性奋Penny, what's up? 佩妮什么事Hey, uh, so I've been thinking about it 我考虑过了and I want to take the job. 我想接受这份工作Oh, bad news. 坏消息When my fiance found out that I was offering a job 我未婚妻发现我给前女友to my ex-girlfriend, she said it was a stupid idea 提供工作她说这样做很蠢and threw a shoe at me. 还扔鞋子砸我Oh, so there's no job? 那么没工作吗Nope, just a little bump on my forehead. 没唯一有的是我额头上的包Okay, thanks anyway. 好吧还是谢谢了Bye. 拜Well, his fiance thought 他未婚妻觉得the idea of us working together was stupid. 一起工作是件愚蠢的事You were right, I was wrong. 你是对的我错了Aren't you gonna say anything? 你不打算说什么吗Not if I want to be doing this later. 无需多言我只想做这个手势Hey, I didn't know you were home. 我不知道你在家Where you been? 你去哪里了I went to see your mom. 我去见你妈妈了Seriously, where were you? 说真的你去了哪里I just told you, your mom's. 我刚说了你妈妈家Why? 为什么Well, since you find my magic tricks so embarrassing, 因为你极度鄙视我的魔术I got to wondering 我想知道what cool hobbies you had as a kid. 你小时候有什么酷爱好What'd she say? 她说了什么She didn't say much of anything. 你妈没说什么But she said a lot! 但她说了很多Hi, Bernadette, remember me? 伯纳黛特还记得我吗First of all, that's not what she sounds like, 首先她不是这样说话的she's from South Carolina. 人家来自南卡罗来纳州I can't believe you made fun of me all these years 真不敢相信你嘲笑了我这么多年while you were a closeted ventriloquist. 你自己却是个深柜腹语者Okay, it's not like I wanted to be a ventriloquist. 不是我自愿想成为腹语者I was in beauty pageants and I needed a talent 我当时参加选美我需要一项才艺besides spreading rumors 不能光靠散播谣言that the other contestants were pregnant. 说其他参赛者怀孕了Well, since you enjoyed 既然你很享受getting rid of all my stuff, you know, 扔掉我的东西maybe we should throw this little lady in the wood chipper.也许我们应该把这位小姑娘扔进碎木机No! 不And the little lady has a name. 这位小姑娘有名字的Which is? 叫什么Tammy Jo St. Cloud. 黛咪·乔·圣·克劳"Tammy Jo St. Cloud." "黛咪·乔·圣·克劳"Oh, and I'm a dork for juggling. 而我玩抛接球就被笑是死宅Sorry, you're not a dork. 对不起你不是死宅男You're a clown. 你是小丑Tammy Jo, don't say that, 黛咪·乔别这样说you'll make him feel bad. 他会感到难受的Look at him, 看他what reason he got to feel good? 他凭什么自我感觉良好All right, very funny. 好了非常好笑Don't listen to her, 别听她的she's been in a box for, like, 25 years. 她被关在盒子里25年了Yeah, back when his haircut was fashionable. 对我被关之前他的发型还很流行呢That's enough, put her away. 够了把她拿开Oh, big daddy, 老爹爹I don't think so. 你想得美You marry Miss Bernie, you marry me. 你娶了妮妮小姐就是娶了我We all family now. 我们现在是一家人了All right, you're freaking me out. 好了你吓着我了Don't be that way. 别这样If you don't mind a few splinters, 只要你不介意少许的木片毛刺we can have us a menage a trois. 咱们就一妻一妾这样过吧I'm doing it. 我成功了I'm doing it. 我成功了I'm tall and I'm doing it! 我好高我成功了Ah, man. 真扫兴。
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If Bruce Banner's driving a rental car 如果布鲁斯·班纳在开租来的车时and turns into the Hulk, do you think he's covered, 变身成了绿巨人浩克车坏了保险赔吗or does he need to add the Hulk as an additional driver?还是租车时他得先加上浩克为附加驾驶才行You really need a girlfriend. 你真的该交个女朋友了Mailman's here! 邮差来啦Aw. Remember when he used to get at excited to see us?还记得他当年看到我们也这个兴奋劲儿吗Do you have any mail for Dr. Sheldon Cooper? 有给谢尔顿·库珀博士的信吗I do, but I can't hand it right to you-- 有不过我不能直接给你I have to put it in the box. 我必需得先放进邮箱里And that is what separates the U.S. Postal Service 这一点就能看出正经的美国邮政服务from those hippies at FedEx. 与快递公司不正经的快递员的差别Oh, goody! 太好啦What is so exciting? 什么东西让你这么兴奋It's a letter from Dr. Wolcott. 是沃尔科特博士寄来的信We've been corresponding about my string theory research.我们一直有通信讨论我的弦理论研究Wait. Robert Wolcott? Like Wolcott's Theorem Wolcott? 罗伯特·沃尔科特沃尔科特定理的那个人吗The very same. 就是他Didn't he go crazy and cut off all contact with people? 他不是发疯然后跟所有人断绝联络了吗Yeah, he was driven mad by a friend 对啊他是因为他的朋友who kept wanting to talk about the Hulk's car insurance! 整天想聊浩克的汽车保险给逼疯的Oh. He's invited me to his cabin for the weekend, 他邀请我这周末去他的木屋to discuss a breakthrough he's had. 聊聊他最近的新突破- His cabin? - Yes. He lives off the grid, -他的什么木屋 -他隐居世外up in the mountains. 住在山里So you're gonna go to the middle of nowhere 所以你要到渺无人烟的地方and spend the weekend with a crazy man you've never met?跟一个你素未谋面的疯子度过周末吗Yes. Why? 对啊怎么了No reason. Have fun. 没什么玩得开心Oh, nice one. 厉害Hey, Penny, that's what you sound like when you read. 佩妮你读书的时候听起来也是这样What?---喂- Hey! 干嘛啦He said it. 是他说的Sheldon, what are you doing? 谢尔顿你在干嘛I am decoding Dr. Wolcott's letter 我在解码沃尔科特博士的信using this book as the key. 这本书是解密的密钥Aren't conversations more fun when they're in code?用密语做的交谈是不是比普通的更有趣呢Yes. But I'm using a code where "Yes" means "No." 对的但我的"对的"是"不对"的密语Oh. I got it! 我解出来了He's given me directions to his cabin. 他给了我去他木屋的路线He seems a little paranoid. 他有点太神经兮兮了吧He is not paranoid. 他才没有神经兮兮你在干嘛Following his instructions.--- What are you doing? - 遵从他的指示Leonard, you are not letting Sheldon go alone this weekend. 莱纳德不许你让谢尔顿这周末独自赴会I am a grown man-- I don't need somebody to chaperone me. 我是大人了我不需要谁来当我监护人I just need him to drop me off, pick me up, 我只需要他送我去结束后接我回来and pack me a sack lunch. 再帮我包一份午餐就行Don't look at me. 别看我When the music stopped, you were holding Sheldon. 当音乐结束之时是你握着他的手Amy can't take him-- it's her bachelorette party this weekend. 艾米不能带他去她的单身女郎派对是这周末Yes, it is-- 是的呢because I'm getting married! 因为老娘要结婚啦Are you gonna be doing that all weekend? 你这一整个周末都打算这样吗Yes. Do you know why? 对你知道为什么吗Because you're getting married! 因为你要结婚啦All right, Leonard, 好吧莱纳德looks like you're driving me. 看来得你开车送我了But maybe you could drop me at the bottom of the mountain.但你到时候在山脚下放我下就行了I want him to think I'm cool. 不想被他看见我要人送都不酷了That's great, everyone's got weekend plans. 太好了大家周末都有安排Amy has her bachelorette party, 艾米有单身女郎派对and Sheldon's gonna go to the woods and get hunted for sport.谢尔顿要到森林里被人当狩猎的猎物Yeah, as someone who has to track him every time 身为每次他在宜家走丢时he gets lost in IKEA, 负责找到他的专人I feel like I'd be really good at that. 我感觉我也会是狩猎他的一把好手Leonard, you cannot drop him off. 莱纳德你不能放他下车就走You have to stay with him and keep him safe. 你得跟他待在一起确保他的安全-Fine.- Howard, you have to go and keep Leonard safe. -霍华德你得去确保莱纳德的安全-好吧I get it-- and you want me to go and keep Howard safe. 我懂你也想要我去确保霍华德的安全Uh, just say yes, or he's gonna want其实我...-- Actually, I... - 你就说是不然这家伙-to come to the bachelorette party. 会要来我们的单身女郎派对Are you sure you're gonna be okay this weekend? 你确定这周末你可以吗Of course. 当然啦No, I'm much more concerned about you. 其实我更担心的是你I know how you gals behave when the men are away. 我知道男人不在时你们女人都是什么德行You do? 你知道吗I've read The Bacchae by Euripides. 我读过诗人欧里庇得斯的《酒神的女信徒》Drinking wine, riding panthers... 喝喝小酒骑骑豹子Proof that girls have gone wild for over 2,500 years. 证明了女人野有着超过2500年的历史Well, I wish I could say none of that is gonna happen, 我也想跟你说不会发生那些事but Penny is planning it, and she is the reason 但是是佩妮在筹办而她也是我I own those underwear with writing across the butt. 会拥有屁股上有字的内裤的始作俑者Well, just be careful, 凡事小心and use protection. 记得使用防护措施What do you think is gonna happen? 你是觉得我们会做什么啊I don't know. But it's going to be sunny, 我不知道啊但周末艳阳高照and you burn easily. 你又容易晒伤It'll be fine. 我会没事的I'm sure there'll be some drinking and some dancing, 我估计会喝点酒跳点舞and then a mailman'll probably show up 然后会有个邮差出现and take his clothes off... 开始脱掉他的衣服...Nicholas is going to take his clothes off? 尼古拉斯要来脱衣服吗No, not our mailman. 不是不是我们的邮差A dancer pretending to be a mailman. 是扮成邮差的舞者Impersonating a federal employee? 冒充联邦雇员吗Oh, where's the after-party, prison? 你们的庆功宴在哪举办监狱吗It's sweet that you're worried about me. 你担心我的样子好有爱Well, of course I'm worried about you-- 我当然担心你啦I want you to be safe. 我希望你平平安安And I want you to be safe. 我也希望你平平安安I will be. I'll have my friends with me. 我会的我的朋友们会陪着我If anything should go wrong, I can use them as human shields. 如果出了什么事我可以拿他们当人肉盾牌For most of human history, 在人类历史中的大多数时候time was believed to be an objective part of reality. 时间都被认为是现实客观存在的一部分But with the contributions of Immanuel Kant, 但根据伊曼努尔康德的理论science and philosophy... 科学与哲学...When I said you should make a playlist for the road trip, 当我叫你搞个旅途歌单I meant music. 我是说让你找点音乐This is better than music-- 这比音乐更好this is a lecture on nonlinear time. 这是关于非线性时间的讲座呢Sounds like it's just on regular time. 听起来只是正常的时间而已Yes. But I put it on shuffle. 没错但我调成了随机播放This is nice. 真好呀The four of us haven't taken a trip like this 我们四个人上次这样一起出行since Leonard's bachelor party. 还是莱纳德的单身派对And now here we are for Sheldon's. 现在到了谢尔顿的单身派对Yeah, uh, Leonard... 没错那个莱纳德As Sheldon's best man, I need to inform you 作为谢尔顿的伴郎我要通知你们that this is not a bachelor party. 这不是一个单身派对And tell them why. 告诉他们原因Because you're a tiresome scold. 所以你这人碎碎念抱怨不停No. It's because a bachelor party 才怪因为单身派对is typically a hedonistic blowout 是一场只追求肉体欢愉的where no pleasures of the flesh are denied. 享乐派对I'm not interested in that. 我对此毫无兴趣How is that not exactly what I said? 这和我刚才说的有什么区别Okay, now, 好了I promised Sheldon things weren't gonna get too crazy tonight.我向谢尔顿保证过今晚不会太疯狂Should I be worried? 我应该担心吗Oh, just about who you're marrying. 你只需担心你要嫁的那个人Just come on. 快来吧Welcome to your... 欢迎来到你的...bachelorette party! 单身派对It's a quilting bee! 大家缝聚会My bachelorette party's a quilting bee! 我的单身派对是大家缝聚会Isn't it perfect? 是不是很完美Yeah, instead of oiled-up strippers and sex toys, 没错抛开那些油光光的脱衣舞男和性玩具we thought: what does Amy like? 我们认真地思考艾米到底喜欢什么Amy likes the quilting bee! 艾米最爱大家缝聚会了Well, this place is creepy. 这地方太诡异了Why? 为什么Well, did you see his vegetable garden? 你没看到他的菜园吗Heirloom tomatoes in April. 在四月种纯种番茄Creepy. 太诡异了Okay, listen. 好了听着Dr. Wolcott is a brilliant topologist. 沃尔科特博士是顶尖的拓扑学家We need to set some ground rules so that you don't embarrass me. 我们得制定一些基本规则免得你们丢脸No magic. No whining. 不许变魔术不许发牢骚You-- just no. 还有你什么都不许Uh, how come he gets to whine? 他怎么就能抱怨呢Dr. Wolcott? 沃尔科特博士Dr. Wolcott? Dr. Wolcott? 沃尔科特博士沃尔科特博士That's a lot of locks. 这是开了好多道锁呀Mm. That was a lot of knocks-- they were made for each other. 他也敲了好多次门这俩是绝配.Dr. Cooper--- Dr. Wolcott. 库柏博士-沃尔科特博士Uh, who are these people? 这些人是谁呀Oh, these are my friends. I wrote about them in my letter. 他们是我的朋友我在信里介绍过Oh, letter? I didn't get a letter. 信我没收到过信呀Well, that's because I just sent it this morning, you know? 我今早才把信寄出来So score one for linear time. 看来是线性时间赢了Well, um, I don't normally allow strangers into my house. 我一般不允许陌生人进我的房子But when you do, you-you let them out, right? 但如果进来了你也会放他们离开吧Dr. Cooper, if you can promise me 库柏博士如果你能保证these men share your intellect and academic rigor, 这些人像你一样聪明又严谨yeah, I suppose they can join us. 那我可以让他们加入You guys might need to wait in the car. 你们可能得在车上等我了Well, let me show you around. 我来给你们介绍一下This is the chair where I do most of my thinking, 这是我思考大部分事情的椅子my thinking about work. 用来思考工作上的事Now, my thinking about people who have wronged me, 思考那些待我不好的人时I do over there. 我用那把椅子I've always said that I should get a grudge chair. 我一直说我需要一把用来怨恨的椅子- Leonard, have I not always said that? - Mm, you have-- -莱纳德我是不是一直说呀 -你说了- but you were worried you'd spend too much time in it. - Yeah. -但你担心自己花太多时间在上面了 -对That was a real concern. 这是真的Oh, my God, this tomato is amazing! 我的天这个番茄太好吃了I can eat it like an apple. 我可以就像啃苹果一样吃掉它My secret is I fertilize it with my own manure. 我的秘密就是用自己的粪便施肥The look on your face. 这表情千金不换It's a sort of grin. You want to know what kind? 这微笑的弧度想知道跟哪个部位的像吗So, Dr. Wolcott, 沃尔科特博士in your letter, you said you had a new mathematical approach 你信中提到你有一种最新的数学理论that would help me conceptualize the dimensions in string theory?可以帮助我将弦理论中的维度概念化Uh, yes, yes, yes, yes. But before we get started, 没错没错但我们开始前I am going to need to collect everybody's phone. 我需要先把每个人的手机没收了Why?Oh. 为什么Because they're little listening devices, aren't they? 因为他们可都是小型窃听器呢Yes, for people to spy on you and steal your work. 可以被想盗取你成果的人利用Yeah, what happened to the good old days 回想一下过去的好日子where if someone wanted to steal your work, 如果想盗取你的心血they had to hire a prostitute to seduce you? 还得请个妓女来勾引你Who told you about that? 谁告诉你这件事的Just making a joke. 我只是开个玩笑Yeah, it's not funny when it happens. 真的发生的时候就没那么好笑了All right, now, 好了you're probably going to want to start with this notebook here. 你可以先从这个笔记本开始--Here we are.我的天-- Oh. Oh, my. 开始吧no offense, Dr. Wolcott, but I'm not sure this makes any sense. 无意冒犯沃尔科特博士这内容无意义啊That's because I've written it all backwards. 因为我都是倒着写的You... Wow. 你哦哇That's "Wow" backwards. 我这是倒着说的"哇哦"Hmm. You know... 那个...- I still don't get it. - Well, plus the numbers are letters -我还是看不懂 -对了里面的数字其实是字母Oh.and the letters are numbers. 字母其实是数字I love him. 我爱死他了Are you having fun? 你开心不Yeah. 开心I just, uh, finished sewing this top to bottom. 我已经从上边缝到了下边Now I'm gonna sew it side to side. 现在我要从左边缝到右边Pace yourself. 慢慢来Some more tea? 喝茶不Oh, lovely. 太好了Seriously? What the hell? 你们怎么了这都是啥玩意呀怎么了What?--- Huh? - 怎么回事This is my bachelorette party, tea and quilts? 这是我的单身派对喝茶和缝被子吗Well, you said you didn't你自己说不要太疯狂的want anything crazy.Yes, but I said it like, "I don't want anything crazy."没错可我说的方式是 "我不想太疯狂了" Which clearly means I wanted something crazy. 意思就是我要疯我要狂I mean, is this how boring you think I am? 难道你们眼中的我就是这么无趣吗Penny, she asked you a question. 佩妮她在问你问题呢Of course not. 当然不是了So you thought that I would like quilting? 所以你们觉得我喜欢缝被子吗- Well, don't you? - Of course I like quilting! -那你不喜欢吗 -当然喜欢了It's the slowest way to make a blanket! 这是制作一床被子的最慢方式But this is my bachelorette party! 但这是我的单身派对It's supposed to be fun and wild and full of bad decisions. 那就应该放纵不羁做些错误决定Hey, we can make bad decisions. 我们当然可以做错误决定She had two kids back-to-back and I thought you'd like this, 她接连生了两个孩子我误以为你喜欢缝被子so we're off to a good start. 这还不算做错误决定吗Come on, let's go somewhere we can do body shots 来吧让我们找个地方-Yes.在裸身酒保身上喝男体酒-- off shirtless bartenders. - 没错I don't know. That might be too much. 真的吗会不会太过了All right, you know what, 没错那这样吧why don't we stay home, have a little wine... 我们还是留在家里喝点小酒...What are you not getting about this?! 你们怎么就体会不到我的潜台词Dr. Wolcott, your work on time is revolutionary. 沃尔科特博士你的成果是革命性的I would say thank you, 我想说谢谢你but, in my theory of time, 但在我的时间理论中you've already called my work revolutionary, 你已经赞扬过我的成果具有革命性I've already thanked you, 而我也已经谢过你了and I hate repeating myself, 我不喜欢重复说一句话so let's move on. 所以我就不说了Wait a minute, are-are you saying that time 等等你是说时间和空间一样has multiple dimensions, the same as space? 都具有多维性吗No. No, I'm not saying it-- 不不是我说的the math is saying it. 是数学计算说的Though it is the math that I invented, 当然这个数学计算是我想出来的so, yes, I guess I am saying it. 所以我想也可以等同于我说的You understanding any of this? 你能懂任何一点吗I haven't understood anything since poop tomato. 我从粑粑番茄之后就什么都搞不懂了My goodness, 我的天this is incredible. 这真是太神奇了I'm just not seeing where string theory fits into all this,See, I-我就是不清楚如何把弦理论代入其中and that's where I think that you and I 所以我想在这点上could be of help to each other. 你和我可以一起合作Thank you. I'd be honored. 谢谢我真是荣幸All right. Allow me to show you my most recent journal. 我给你看看我最新的论文吧Sheldon's right. 谢尔顿说得对This guy, this guy's brilliant. 这家伙真是个天才Yeah, I mean, he's a little... kooky, 没错虽然他有点神经兮兮but a mind that can reconceptualize time 但他聪明到可以重新概念化时间probably has a reason for keeping a jar 那么他用罐子收集自己剪下来的脚趾甲of toenail clippings that we just don't understand. 一定也有我们无法理解的原因了I could spend months up here just going through his math.我光看他算的内容就能在这待上几个月I think Sheldon might. 我想谢尔顿可能会Great. Who's gonna tell Amy 太棒了谁去告诉艾米we lost her fiance to a madman in the mountains? 她的未婚夫被深山里的疯子抢走了Hey, I drove. 我出力开车了This is so exciting. 好令人激动呀Can we do a body shot? 我们能不能喝男体酒I've always wanted to do a body shot. 我一直想试试男体酒Also, what's a body shot? 还有男体酒到底是什么It's when you take a drink out of a stranger's belly button. 就是你用陌生人的肚脐盛酒来喝No, thanks. 免了谢谢What if they have an outie? 如果他们肚脐外凸怎么办Does it just spill everywhere? 就流得到处都是吗Okay, look, we've got all night. 我们有一整晚时间Let's just take it easy. We can... 放松点我们可以...I'm getting married! 我要结婚啦Here you go. First round is on the house. 给第一轮免费Hey there. 你好呀Do you do body shots? 你提供男体酒服务吗Oh, she said she didn't want one. 她说她不想玩这个了Mind your business. 少管闲事Cheers! 干杯Cheers! 12分钟后Amy? 艾米Amy? Should we get her home? 艾米我们要不要送她回家Why? She's sound asleep, and we have sliders coming. 为什么她睡死了我们又点了迷你汉堡One more round! 再来一轮So, how would this work 这在奇点的情况下in the context of a singularity? 会如何进行Yes, that's-that's a tricky bit to explain. 这部分不好解释I assume you're familiar with non-abelian group theory. 你应该熟悉非阿尔贝群理论吧Oh, and how. 当然You never forget your first group theory. 你永远不会忘记第一次群理论Listen, I'm gonna put on a pot of coffee, 各位我去煮一壶咖啡because there is a lot of math to go through. 有很多数学的部分得过一遍And he said he didn't want a wild bachelor party. 他还说他不想要狂野的单身派对Excuse me? 你说什么Oh, uh, Sheldon's getting married in a month. 谢尔顿一个月后要结婚了Congratulations. 恭喜你Yeah, I'm a married man myself. 我也是已婚男人Oh, really? Is she here? 真的吗妻子也在这儿吗And alive? 还活着吗A-And can people other than you see her? 除了你其他人也能看到她吗She lives in Munich. 她住在慕尼黑It's a perfect marriage. 这是完美的婚姻We focus on our work 我们专注于自己的研究and send each other cards every year on our birthdays. 每年在生日的时候寄卡片给对方Hey, wait, what-what month is it? 等等现在是几月Uh, April. 四月Most years. 几乎每年The point is we give each other space. 重点是我们给彼此空间I give her Europe, she gives me South America. 我给她欧洲她给我南美洲That's where she thinks I'm living. 她以为我住在那儿I-I've never considered a long-distance marriage. 我从没考虑过远距离婚姻Well, listen, if you want to be a great scientist, 听我说如果你想成为伟大的科学家you can't afford to be distracted. 就不能被分心Hey, where are my manners? 我怎么那么失礼You fellas must be hungry. 你们一定饿了吧Do you like rabbit? 你们喜欢兔肉吗-Sounds good.Sure.- 听起来不错-喜欢-Okay. 那好But can you tell the difference between rabbit and squirrel?但你们能分辨兔肉和松鼠肉的区别吗-Don't think so.Probably not.--- 估计没办法应该不行Great! 太棒了We're having rabbit. 我们今晚吃兔肉Be right back! 我去去就回It is amazing how much he's accomplished 他通过脱离日常生活by isolating himself from the distractions of day-to-day life. 获得了如此大的成就实在太惊人了Okay, please don't tell me you want to live like this. 拜托别告诉我你想过这样的生活See, that's the strange thing. 怪就怪在这儿I don't. 我不想What is wrong with me? 我有什么毛病啊Why don't I want this? 我为什么不想要这种生活Look at how cool it all is. 瞧这一切有多酷啊Nothing is wrong with you. You have friends, 你没毛病你有朋友you have a fiancee, you have a full life. 有未婚妻有完整的人生You know what, 知道吗you're right. 你说得对Thank you for bringing me up here. 谢谢你们带我来这儿But I think I'm ready to go home now. 但我想我准备好回家了Really? You don't want to stay for dinner 真的吗你不想留下来吃晚饭and talk more science? 聊更多的科学吗No. No, we better go. 不了我们还是走吧I miss Amy. 我想念艾米了And my phone. 还有我的手机Also, I'm from Texas, 还有我是德州人and I can taste the difference between rabbit and squirrel. 我能尝得出兔肉和松鼠肉的区别Oh, look who's back! 看谁重返人间啦There she is! 她醒了What happened? How did we get here? 发生了什么我们怎么到这儿的You don't remember anything? 你什么都不记得了吗I remember taking some shots, and then... 我记得喝了一些烈酒然后that's it. 就断片了Oh, my gosh, did I pass out? 天啊我醉倒了吗You kind of did. 貌似是的At my own bachelorette party? 在我自己的单身女郎派对上吗I'm so lame. 我真是逊爆了Well, you didn't pass out before you did 你醉倒前还是做了all kinds of fun stuff. 各种好玩的事呀What did I do? 我做了什么What did you do? 你做了什么啊What'd she do? 她做了什么well, you don't remember Riverdancing on top of the bar?你不记得在吧台上跳《大河之舞》了吗well, you don't remember Riverdancing on top of the bar? 爱尔兰传统踢踏舞舞剧I did that? 我跳了吗Yeah, you did! 当然了But I don't know how to Riverdance. 但我不会跳《大河之舞》啊Didn't stop you from teaching all those shirtless firemen. 那也没能拦住你教那些半裸的消防员I saw shirtless firemen? 我看见半裸消防员了吗Saw, smelled, slid down like a pole. 看见闻过还把他们当钢管滑下来Did I flash anybody? 我有没有露奶给某人看How about everybody? 应该问有没有给所有人看I can't believe it. I'm so embarrassed. 真不敢相信我觉得好羞愧You didn't take any pictures, did you? 你们没拍照吧Oh, no, we would never do that to you. 我们绝不会那样对你Yeah. But if there were pictures, 对啊但如果有照片they would be crazy. 一定狂野极了You guys are good friends. 你们真是我的好朋友Dinner! 晚饭来啦Guys? 人呢I can't believe they left without saying good-bye. 他们竟然不告而别Wait a minute, what if they stole my work? 等一下万一他们窃取了我的研究呢Wait a minute! 等一下What if they were never here at all? 万一他们根本没来过呢Wait a minute! 等一下What if they haven't gotten here yet 万一他们还没来到but they're on their way?! 但已经在路上了呢I better tidy up. 我还是赶紧收拾收拾Hello. 你好啊Welcome back. How'd it go? 欢迎回家怎么样了Well, Dr. Wolcott's theories of time 沃尔科特博士关于时间的理论might save my new interpretation of string theory. 或许能拯救我对弦理论的新解读Oh, well, that's exciting. 真令人激动It is. 确实How was your bachelorette party? 你的单身女郎派对怎么样Well, I was in a bar, 我到酒吧去了and I saw some shirtless men. 还看到一些半裸的男人They were firemen, and they fought over me. 他们是消防员为我展开了激烈的争夺But Penny and Bernadette got me out of there 但在胜利者得到我送的战利品前before the victor got my spoils. 佩妮和伯纳黛特就把我带走了I see. 知道了What's the matter? 怎么了You look glum. 你好像闷闷不乐的Amy, would you still love me 艾米如果我不是你以为的那个人if I wasn't who you thought I was? 你还会爱我吗What are you talking about? 你在说什么呢Well, what if it turns out 如果我其实不是I'm not the single-minded, science-obsessed recluse 你当初爱上的那个专心致志沉迷科学who puts his work above everything and everybody else把研究看得比一切人事物都重要的隐士that you fell in love with? 怎么办What if I'm not the straightlaced, 如果我不是你以为的那个buttoned-up, quilting queen you thought I was? 严厉刻板沉默寡言的缝被女王怎么办What if I'm a... 如果我是个Riverdancing wild woman? 跳《大河之舞》的狂野女人呢I'd still love you. 我依然会爱你I'd still love you, too. 我也依然会爱你Do you really know how to Riverdance? 你真的会跳《大河之舞》吗You tell me. 你来告诉我啊I'm the only man you do that for. 你不许跳给其他男人看。
生活大爆炸--第11季第9集-美剧-字幕-对白-纯英文-看电影学英语-打印-word版
Why are they making four more Avatar movies?It's not like the first one is even that good.What are you talking about? You love that movie.You even went as Avatar for Halloween.I remember. That was not a lot of clothes.Hey, guys.I'm, uh, I'm running a special today, uh,buy something, keep having a comic book store to come to. This is awkward.I was actually gonna return this.What's wrong with it?I-I finished it.Speaking of something I find interesting,did anyone read that article about Bitcoin I sent you? Yeah, I can't believe a single Bitcoinis worth about $5,000 now.Wait, didn't we mine some a few years ago?It was seven years ago.Oh, yeah, I remember that.Really? All I can remember from seven years agois I couldn't get Kesha's "Tik Tok" out of my head.♪ Tik Tok, on the clock... ♪ Whoa, welcome home, Kesha. No, we-we definitely mined some.I-I remember sitting in your bedroom and writing the program.I think we ended up with a bunch of it.Wow, and at, like, $5,000 apiece, that's...Sounds like a lot of money, which we agreed to share'cause I-I was totally there. I remember now.I can't believe we forgot about it.It's not that surprising.They were basically worthless when we got them.I wish I knew how much we had.Sheldon, you must remember.Of course I do.Oh, yeah, he and I totally remember.You tell them, Sheldon.You tell them, Sheldon.I can't believe you haven't seen Avatar yet.What is wrong with you?Penny and I just started dating,and you know I don't like big crowds.Because you're afraid Penny will leave you for someone in them? Terrified.Yes, instead of going out,they just stay home and have constant coitus.Well, I didn't want to say it, but I-I do like to hear it.Yes, Ma, I'll be home for dinner.No, I'm not ruining my appetite with candy.Oh, we're having brisket?Be home at 6:00.Maybe we should double date.I'll bring Penny and you can bring your mom.Oh, make your jokes,but my date started a savings account for me.Did yours?- Hey, you guys. - Hey.Oh, Stuart, good. I was wondering,will you be accepting Bitcoin?Well, I don't know what that is, but it's got "coin" in it,and my cash register doesn't, so... yeah.Wait, what's Bitcoin?It's a new online currency that's been developed.Uh, it's just like actual money,except you can't see it, hold it, or spend it on anything.Sounds like the kind of money I'm familiar with.If it's not tangible, how do you knowit's not just gonna vanish tomorrow?Really? You're dating Penny, and you're gonna poke at something that could vanish tomorrow?I'll buy some Bitcoin.I just came into a little extra moneywhen my dad raised my allowance.You don't have to buy Bitcoin.You can mine it.Mine it? Like, mining gold?Sort of. There's a limited amount,and we find it, not by tunneling into the earth,but by using a computer to solve complex mathematical problems.So let me get this straight.We have to write an elaborate programin order to find a fake coin that we can't spend on anything? - Yes. - That sounds fun.Yeah, I'm in.Staying up late, writing code, it sounds like a party.Hey, Stuart.You want to mine some Bitcoin with us?We'll write the program, you bring the snacks?Too rich for my blood.All right, so just the four of us.Before we begin,this may have some unprecedented tax implications.In fact, we should start early 'causewe are gonna be on the phone with the IRS for hours.Did anybody else just get goose bumps?Great, so just the three of us.Oh, yeah. We did it without you.Oh, yeah. We did it without you.And do you remember what happened next?Your mom called my mom and said we were being mean? And after that?You said that someday we'd regret this.And do you know what today is?The day we found out we're rich and none of it is yours? Yeah, that's right! Up top!Yeah, that's right! Up top!Okay, this is the laptop i was using in 2010.The Bitcoin must be on here.So what are you gonna do with your share of the money? Uh, well, as a responsible adult,I'll put that money into a CD, wait for that CD to mature, and then buy a tiger.How about you?Oh, that depends on whether I tell Bernadette or not. Howard, I can hear you. The baby monitor is on.I know. I was joking. I'm gonna put it in a college fund. All right, all booted up.Wow, I-I knew you were single back then,but that is a lot of porn...Science! A lot of science.Wow, you were really into Asian science.I don't see the Bitcoin on here.Hey, maybe it's in that folder marked"Private and Confidential."It's not!It's not!Okay, the program is almost ready to run.Mining for coins sounds so manly.Ooh, we should sing a mining song.Do you know a mining song?I don't know.Does "Tik Tok" by Kesha count?Because it has tunneled its way into my heart. Howard, what's going on?!Are you boys roughhousing?!No, we're not roughhousing!We're scientists! Scientists don't roughhouse!Excuse me, Mr. Grown-up.Aw, man, what happened?It crashed.It's been doing that lately.I think it's got a virus from all the...music I've been downloading.What kind of music?Mostly Asian.Some oldies.Well, we can use my laptop.Howard, I made cookies for you and your little friends! They're not my little friends, and we don't want cookies! Actually, a cookie sounds good.All right, we'll have cookies!Thank you very much!That's right. It must be on my old laptop.That's right. It must be on my old laptop.Well, let's go.Hey, Bernie, you mind if I run to Leonard's and...Get a laptop full of money?Why are you still here?! Go, go, go!So, how's the wedding planning going?Great.Although, we're having trouble agreeing on a location.I thought you were looking at a cliff on the beach.We were, but Sheldon didn't like any of them.Some were too beachy, some were too cliffy.And all of them were too outsidey.Well, weddings aren't about the location.They're about standing up in front of your family and friends and promising that Sheldon will never move back in here. Hi.What are you guys doing?Uh, we have a bunch of Bitcoin on an old laptop,and it could be worth, like, a lot of money.What-- You're kidding.No. We-we could be sitting on a fortune.Okay, let the record show, I did not marry you for money, but you just got way more attractive.Damn it, it's not in here.If only you had someone around with an eidetic memory.I bet they would know what happened to it.If you know, just tell us.Excuse me, but if I recall from seven years ago,you don't want me to be a part of this.Sheldon, you can't still be mad.Oh, please.I have grudges that go back to preschool. Someday, I'm gonna find a grown-up Elaine Dwyer and eat her favorite crayon while she watches.Is that why there's an Elaine Dwyer on our guest list? Yes.That night, I'm going to have the first danceand the last laugh.Sheldon, please.Should I be the bigger man?I think you should.Oh, why'd I ask you?Oh, why'd I ask you?Hey there, pretty lady.I'm not waiting on your table for you.Come on, this one is so annoying.Excuse me, waitress.You guys ready to order?Can you take our picture, please?Oh, sure.Smile!Perfect.Thank you. You may go now.It was nice to meet you,and I mean that politely, not sincerely.What was that?I need to prove to my mother that I'm on a date.If she thinks I faked the picture,I might need you as a witness. What's your name? Bernadette.Hey, sweetie.Everybody good?Yeah.Sure.Fine.--You don't have to whisper, you can just nod your head. Or you could just speak.You having a good day?No, I missed an auditionbecause my computer broke, and I didn't get the e-mail. Would've been a perfect part for me.Was it waitress who ignores her customers? Because that's the role you were born to play.Shut up and eat your burger.Actually, it's a turkey club.Didn't you order a burger?I did, and yet here we are.You know what, if you need a computer,you can use my laptop.Oh, that's sweet, but I'm not gonna take your computer. Oh, it's fine. I-I'm getting a new one anyway.- Are you sure? - Don't be silly.He's desperate to hold on to you.You can get anything out of him.His car, his watch...Maybe a kidney. You already have his testicles.You can start a collection.Oh, my God, that's right. You gave me your laptop. Oh, my God, that's right. You gave me your laptop.That was so sweet.- So you know where it is? - Of course.- All right! - Yes! - Great!I gave it to my ex-boyfriend Zack.- Come on! - No!- Come on! - No!Okay, Zack, thank you so much.We'll be right over.He still has it.I can't believe you took a gift from meand gave it to another man.Really?Of all the things she's given to other men,that's what you're concerned about?Please don't make a big deal about this.It was a long time ago, we were broken up.Which breakup was that?Was that the Saint Valentine's Day Massacre?No, no.This might've been during the Comic-Con Dump-A-Thon.You have names for our breakups?Well, they would really blur together if we didn't.The Comic-Con breakup's easy to rememberbecause Leonard was the saddest Pikachu.Right, and he wiped his nose on your cape,and then you were the saddest Darth Vader.You know, Penny and I aren't the only ones who've broken up. So did Howard and Bernadette.Uh, not to brag, but all my breakups have lasted.Uh, not to brag, but all my breakups have lasted.I'm so sorry to hear about you and Howard.Thanks. I just didn't think he wasthe kind of guy who would be doing weird stuff online. Really? Wow, I thought it was so obvious, but okay.Look, I know it's hard, but I think the best thingto do after a breakup is to take some timeand be by yourself.Yeah, that's healthy.Hey, babe, ready to go?Do as I say, not as I do.Do as I say, not as I do.I cannot believe you're mad.I'm not mad.Oh, really? Tell that to your eyebrows.Bet I could place a quarter between them,and it would just stay there.Fine, I'm mad.I guess I was more upset by our breakup than you.That is not true. Of course I was upset.Didn't seem like it.You started dating the firsttall, handsome hunk you could find.I'm sorry,are you mad that I dated Zack or that you didn't?- Hi. - Hey, Zack.So good to see you guys.Man, we should do this more often.Come over to get laptops back from you?Totally.So do you have it?Of course I do. Penny gave it to me as a gift.You don't get rid of something like that.All right, I'm sorry I gave away your stupid laptop.You should be. We were broken up for, like, five minutes.Are you guys fighting?-- Yeah. No.Are you fighting about whether or not you're fighting?'Cause I've had that fight before.Turns out we were, and I lost.Leonard thinks when we broke up, it didn't bother me.That's crazy.When we were going out, she used to talk about you all the time.In fact, I think she only dated mebecause I reminded her of you.Sure.Because we're both...people?Damn right we are.Oh, also, there was that video about how much she missed you.-- What video? The one on the laptop.I didn't mean to invade your privacy, but I am a huge snoop. Ask my neighbor. She'll tell you.But not right now; she's in the shower.But not right now; she's in the shower.Hello, Leonard.I was gonna write you an e-mail, but I'm a little drunk,and spelling is a sober person's game, so...I feel I owe you a 'splanation.I-- I'm sorry.A 'splanation.Penny. Penny.Penny.Sheldon, go away. I'm making a video.Oh, I'm sorry. I'll come back when you're alone.No, no, no. I am alone.I'm just telling Leonard why I broke up with him.Oh, he knows.The video I want to seeis why you went out with him in the first place.I went out with him because he's great.And if I kept going out with him,I probably would've married him,and that's a little scarybecause I just don't think I'm ready for that.You know, plus I have got to learn how to spell Hofstadter.I-I know there's a "D" in there,but it keeps moving every time I try and write it.Sheldon, what do I do?Try to pass out facedown, so you don't choke on your vomit.I am not gonna pass out.But thank you anyway.-- Wow. I know.There's, like, two more hours of her just lying there.Aw, you love me so much.I married you, jackass.I... I know, and not just out of pitylike everyone said in their wedding toast.You want to see the part where she falls off the chair?-- No. Totally.That's my wife.I got to see that again.- Got the laptop. - Hand it here.Oh, this is so exciting!Hey, when we sell the Bitcoin, are you gonna pay your dad backall the money you took from him over the years? Never even crossed my mind.Okay, here's the Bitcoin folder.Yeah, how much is in there?It's empty.What? Th-That's impossible.Do you think Zack stole it?No, he doesn't know how to steal Bitcoin.I mean, he waves at trucks.Hmm... who could it have been?Sheldon, what did you do?I plotted my revenge.If you get a dish, I'll serve you some cold.What, y-you stole our Bitcoin?Oh, calm down.All I did was sneak onto your computerand download your Bitcoin onto a flash drive. What?I'm not keeping it.I just wanted to watch you sweat.If you want to watch him sweat,walk up a flight of stairs with him.I've waited seven long years, but it finally happened. Where's our money?That's the best part.It's on the Batman flash drive on your key chain.You've had it in your pocket all along. Sheldon...I lost that key chain years ago.Really?D-D-Did you look under things?Well, that is unfortunate.I guess we've all learned a lesson today. What was the lesson?I don't know.I don't know.Huh. What's that?Ooh, Batman flash drive.Pretty cool.Huh, if I erase this,I could probably resell it for, like, ten bucks. Things are finally going my way.。
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Hey, Leonard, if you're not busy tomorrow,I have to do a little reception after work.Oh, I would,but we need to make a push on the air force project.Oh, are you sure?We're celebrating our new A.D.D. Drug,and it'll probably be over in, like, six minutes.Did you say you guys are working on the guidance system tomorrow? Yeah, why?Well, Sheldon said that he was gonna work with meon our quantum perception project.We've had this planned for a week.Well, he reconfirmed with me this morning.Guys, before this gets ugly, remember,the winner gets Sheldon.Hey, Raj, do you want to go with me tomorrow?Are you asking because you want me there or out of pity? Actually, never mind, don't answer.I'd love to.Hello.Why did you tell Leonard you're working on- the gyroscope tomorrow? - Because I am.But you said you were working with me.Someone's got two dates to the nerd prom.I have a plan to work on both projects simultaneously.And for your information, the summer conferenceon algebraic topology at Caltech is nerd prom.I'm sorry, what is this plan you have?Well, I'm not needed at both places at the same time.And I can also free up extra hours with simple tricks,such as using a minimal amount of words to convey my point. When does that start?Soon.See, I could've said "In the near future,"but I didn't say "In the near future,"'cause "In the near future" is three more words than "Soon." "In" one, "the" two, "near" three, "future" four.See "In the near future" is four, "Soon" is just one,four is more than one; saving time already.Genius.I was gonna say,"Why does anyone think Sheldon's a genius?"But I didn't.Gentlemen, I've got Amy up and running.Shall we get to work?Uh, before we do, what are you wearing,oh, friend who we pretend is normal?These are hydration backpacks.Eh, for efficiency, whenever I'm thirsty,I have access to water.Eh, when I'm hungry, I have lentil soup.It's getting harder to pretend.Anyway, Sheldon, we're at a decision pointto run the xenon stream through the cryocooleror through the vacuum filter.Run down the pros and cons of each for me.Well, if we run the xenon stream through the cryocooler,it'll be cooled immediately before it reacts with the conduction. Oh, sorry, uh, carrot chunk.You can just feel the time being saved.Ah, I'm back, you got me for eight minutes.Sheldon, this is silly.You can't expect us to do quality workwith you popping in and out like this.The coefficient isn't lambda, it's lambda sub one.And over here, you should consider the possibilitythat the brain itself is in two different quantum states.And lastly, do you have any little soup crackers?The rate of spinning for the central axis centrifugehas to be four revolutions per second.It can't be four revolutions, it's got to be seven.Seven?!Look at the board, it's four.Oh, my God, it's seven!- Four! - Seven!It's five and a half.Son of a bitch, it's five and a half.B.R.B., that's short for "Be right back."I'm saving so much time!The two signals meet up in the corpus callosumand T equals zero.And I know a boy who just earned a slurp of soup. Incredible.Sheldon, I didn't expect that you could work on both projects, but I, I was wrong.You know, I felt the same way about the spork.Uh, solids and liquids handled by one utensil?That'll never work.And spoiler: works.I got to admit,we didn't think you'd be able to do two things at once. Yeah, I felt the same way about the platypus.You know, bird and mammal in the same creature?No way.And spoiler: way.Oh, thanks again for letting me use your laptop last night. No problem.Was just doing my taxes.Okay.Actually, if I could...if I could just check one more...Already cleared the browser history.You're a good woman.What you working on?Trying to catch up on office e-mails before I go back.Oh, that's right, maternity leave's almost over.Ah, you excited?Yeah, I mean, I'll miss Halley,but it'll be nice to get out of the house,be intellectually stimulated.Go out to lunch instead of, you know, be lunch.That's great, good for you.Yeah, I mean, with you and my parents,she's gonna be fine.Ah, of course she is.And that day care is great.It is. I went to check it out,and they are very cautious about letting strange men with no kids peek in the windows.Plus, I, I think I'm setting a good example for Halley,to show her that women can be mothersand still have satisfying careers.Sure, she won't know where I went or if I'm ever coming back. That'll just make the ten minutes between when I get homeand her bedtime even more special.Uh, other than burp you or give you a bottle,I don't know what to do right now.It's okay, I'm just being emotional about this.Can you not tell Howard?Well, don't you think it'd be healthierif you told him what's going on with you?Don't you think it'd be healthierif you had your own apartment, grown man?Your secret is safe with me.Hey, since when do you do laundry on a Thursday?Oh, I had an accident at work,I slipped and fell on my soup sack.You know, there was a time I would say "What's a soup sack?" But... I'm glad we're past that.You know, there was a time I would say "God bless you,"and then you would say "If you must invoke an imaginary deity, how about Thor?"And I would say,"How do you know I didn't mean Thor?"And then you would say "Touche,"and that there ends the taleof why I no longer say "God bless you."Well, we have had some fun, haven't we?Oh, yeah.So, Leonard tells me you've had a busy day.Oh, I did.It hasn't stopped.I figured out a solution for our navigation systemwhile I was pre-soaking lentils out of my pants.Are you getting sick?Of course not.I'm too busy to be sick.Well, you're pretty delicate.Maybe you shouldn't be pushing yourself so hard.- I'm fine. - All right.Well, we'll just pretend that you didn't catch a cold- watching Frozen. - I...That didn't happen.You also got a nosebleed watching Up.Just do your laundry!Stuart, you didn't have to make dinner.Yeah, well, I felt bad about upsetting you this morning. And to be honest, I'm not the biggest fan of your meatloaf. Hey, what's for dinner?Meatloaf.Oh, cool.Stuart made it.Oh, cool.Hey, I was thinking maybe we takeHalley to the zoo this weekend,get in a little family timebefore you go back to work.Sounds great.Speaking of which,for day care, it'll be easy for meto drop her off, unless you want to do it.Hmm, guess it should be me.I can't do it;they have a picture of me on file now.You okay?Of course, why?Well, I don't know, you seem a little upset.- No, I'm fine. - You sure?Why don't you think she's fine?She sounds fine, she looks fine.If I saw her on the street I'd say,"Damn, that girl's fine!"Sheldon, you're sick, go back to bed.I am fine.Here, eat your toast.Sorry.It's okay, now I don't need butter.Well, perhaps I am a little under the weather.It's nothing a little cold medicine and tea can't fix. You need sleep.What I need is to get to work.Well, I don't want your germs around me. What? You hold my hand, you kiss my mouth, but you draw the line at 102 fever?What happened to our love?Sheldon, are you okay?What's going on?How'd I get here?I don't know, we came home from work and we found you. Home from work?What time is it?9:00.9:00?!W-What happened to 8:00 and 7:00and all the other o'clocks?Wait, you don't remember?Well, I remember waking up in the morning,Amy rubbing Vicks on my chest.And her hands were like two frozen chunks of tundra.I took some cold medicine to...I took cold medicine.You did seem a little loopywhen you showed up at the lab.At-- at the lab?!Why am I naked from the waist down?I don't know where your pants are,but we did find your underwear in a pot on the stove.My pants are missing, I don't remember anything. Penny, this is your youth. What do I do?I don't know,check your body for tattoos?Leonard, would you be a lamb...She's kidding!Wait, wait. Where's my bag?- My phone and my wallet are in my bag. - It's right here. Where's my notebook? My notebook's gone. Oh, no. Okay, it's just a notebook, what's the big deal?What's the big deal?It's full of classified information about the air force project! How could you lose that?It's okay, I'm sure we'll find it.Look, it's got to be around here somewhere.Maybe it's wherever your pants are.Nope, pants in the microwave, no notebook.Ah, hello.Look, something's going on with Bernadette.She say anything to you?Well, nope, not a word.Come on, be honest.Did you tell her I tried her breast pump?No, but I did mention it to my therapist.Well, I know she's mad at me about something.Well, what have you done that would upset her?Oh, gosh, how much time do you have?Well, why don't you just start with the worst thing? Hmm, let's see.Okay, here we go: six years ago,I got a call that Bernie's great-aunt, Trixie, died.And?And I forgot to give her the message.That's terrible.The terrible part is, ever since then,I've been sending BernieChristmas cards from Trixie.Howard!Let me finish-- and one card had five dollars in itI took from Bernie's purse.The notebook isn't in the bathroom.I can't find it, either.How can he not remember a day?Well, people who are abducted by aliens lose time.I mean, maybe it happens to the aliens, too.Well, it's not across the hall.That's it. I'm in breach of my security clearance.I'm going to prison.And you know what happens to people like me in prison. I'll be forced to be some large man's tutor.You're not going to prison.But, boy, it is funny to think about.You really can't remember anything?I'm trying.Wait a minute. Hey, let me see your phone.Why?Well, it's-- it's possibleit was tracking everywhere you went.Phones can do that?Yeah, it depends on the privacy settings.Oh, tha-- that's so cool.How do you-- how do you turn that thing off? Relax.I know when you "go for a run," you stop for a donut.I don't even run there, I drive.Hang on, I can see every place you went.What does it say?Uh, you were in the building,you were at the university,then you were somewhere on Colorado Boulevard. Where?Wait, hang on.Did you go to a cowboy bar?I-- no!That is preposterous.Maybe.Hey, how's it going?Fine.Good. Love you.- Love you, too. - Love you more.Okay, you won. Can I finish what I'm doing? Sure, sorry.Something on your mind?No, no, nothing.Okay, well, maybe I'm just feeling likesomething's bothering you.Nope, all good.Prove it, make love to me right now on the kitchen floor. No, what is wrong with you?Aha, you are upset.I don't know a lot about women, but I know I upset them. Howard, I'm sorry if I'm being weird,but it has nothing to do with you.It doesn't?No.I didn't want to tell you, but...I'm having a really tough time about going back to work. Okay, well, I get that.It was hard for me when I went back.- It was? - Of course.I missed you and the babyand being able to watch Ellen every day.I just don't know what the right thing to do is.If I go back to work, I'm abandoning Halley.If I don't go,I'm giving up everything I worked for.It's like there's no right choice.Look, I don't know what the best decision is, either.But whatever we choose, if we're not happy,we can undo it.I guess.And the best part is: Halley won't remember a thing. Babies are cute, but they're dumb.I mean, I-I go like this,she thinks I'm gone. Then magically I'm back. Honestly, why are we saving for college?I'm not crazy about you calling our baby dumb. Well, she gets it from me.Speaking of which,I have some news about your Aunt Trixie.Does this place look familiar?It's hard to say.Hey, Sheldon's back!Sheldon!It's getting clearer.You gonna buy another round for the house?Uh, n-no, thank you.We now know why MasterCard sent me a fraud alert. Ask him.Um, yes.Howdy, partner.Do you happen to recollect if I left a notebookin these here parts?These here parts?It's called fitting in. By the way, good luck.Here you go.Thank goodness!One top secret quantum guidance system. You understood the math?No, but Sheldon told me all about it.He told everybody.That's just great.Oh, don't worry,he made us pinky swear we'd keep it a secret.I swear...I swear......not to tell anyone......not to tell anyone......the top secret military informationI'm about to tell you.The top secret military informationI'm about to tell you.We really need to skedaddle.Thank you. Bye.See you.Should probably erase this.Thank you for making me tea.You're welcome. How is it?Yummy. And warm on my back.Do you need anything else?You know exactly what I need.Fine.♪ Soft kitty, warm kitty, ♪♪ Little ball of fur ♪♪ Happy kitty, sleepy kitty ♪♪ Purr, purr, purr. ♪That's nice.Now in German.♪ Weiches Kätzchen, warmes Kätzchen ♪♪ Ai mi gui che dan ♪♪ Liebes Kätzchen, müdes Kätzchen ♪♪ Schnurrt, schnurrt, schnurrt. ♪Great.Now Mandarin.。