英语绕口令大全爆笑
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英语绕口令大全爆笑整人
英语绕口令大全爆笑整人[1]
1.Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?
你能够像罐头工人一样装罐头吗?
2.I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish,but if you wish the wish the witch wishes,I won’t wish the wish you wish to wish.
我希望梦想着你梦想中的梦想，但如果你梦想着女巫的梦想，我就不想梦想着你梦想中的梦想。
3.I scream, you scream,we all scream for ice-cream!
我叫喊，你叫喊，我们都喊着要冰淇淋!
4.How many cookies could a good cook cook if a good cook could cook cookies?A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.
如果一个好的厨师能做小甜饼，那么他能做多少小甜饼呢?一个好的厨师能做出和其它好厨师一样多的小甜饼。
5.The driver was drunk and drove the doctor’s car directly into the deep ditch.
这个司机喝醉了，他把医生的车开进了一个大深沟里。
60个搞笑的英语绕口令_绕口令
60个搞笑的英语绕口令(1)Six thick thistle sticks. Six thick thistles stick.(2)She sells sea shells by the sea shore.The shells she sells are surely seashells.So if she sells shells on the seashore,I'm sure she sells seashore shells.(3)"Surely Sylvia swims!" shrieked Sammy, surprised."Someone should show Sylvia some strokes so she shall not sink."(4)A Finnish fisher named Fisher failed to fish any fish one Friday afternoon and finally he found out a big fissure in his fishing-net.(5)Where is the watch I put in my pocket to take to the shop because it had stopped?(6)Bob bought a big bag of buns to bait the bears' babies(7)A snow-white swan swiftly to catch a slowly-swimming snake in a lake.(8)Mr. Cook said to a cook: "Look at this cook-book. It's very good." So the cook took the advice of Mr. Cook and bought the book.〔9〕 A flea and a fly were trapped in a flue, and they tried 1 / 6to flee for their life. The flea said to the fly "let''s flee!" and the fly said to the flea"Let's fly!.Finally both the flea and fly managed to flee through a flaw in the flue.〔10〕Peter Piper picked a peck of picket prepared by his parents and put them in a big paper plate.〔11〕The rat-catcher can't catch caught rats.(12〕Six silly sisters sell silk to six sickly senior citizens.〔13〕Ten tiny tortoises tried to talk to twenty timid toads.〔14〕How many cuckoos could a good cook cook if a cook could cook cuckoos?〔15〕Three thumping tigers are tickling trout.〔16〕Sheep shouldn't sleep in shaky shacks, should they?〔17〕A spoiled boy destroyed a toy for joy.〔18〕Nick had a big pig with thick sticky skin.〔19〕Cat, cat, catch that fat rat!〔20〕Some say sweet-scented shaving soap soothes sore skin.〔21〕Big blue balloons bounced by Billy's brown bike.〔22〕Five fine funny frogs frowned on furry furniture.〔23〕The nurses in skirts washed thirty dirty shirts.〔24〕If a chow chews shoes, how does he choose which shoes2 / 6to chew?〔25〕Little Willie's wooden whistle wouldn't whistle.〔26〕Better beat a bit of butter to make a better batter.〔27〕Lots of little London Lamplighters light London's lots of little lamps.〔28〕Shadows shade the sheltered shallows.〔29〕His shirt soon shrank in the suds.〔30〕As the roaring rocket rose, the restless roosters rollicked.〔31〕The next number is neither nine nor nineteen.〔32〕Sally Sue sat sadly saying sixty-six syllables to silly Sandy.〔33〕The frozen fishermen threw their frozen fish back in again.〔34〕An elevator on Everest is an Everest elevator.〔35〕Swan, swim over the sea. Swim, Swan, swim!swan, swim back again. Well swum, Swan!〔36〕I see seven seagulls soaring southwards silently.〔37〕Tommy Tye tried to tie his tie but tugging too tight tore his tie.〔38〕The dude dropped in at the Dewdrop Inn for a drop of 3 / 6drink.〔39〕Mrs Snelling's selling six sick six-shilling sheep.〔40〕Tiny Tommy Tortoise talked to Tessie Turtle on telephone ten times today.〔41〕Sixty-seven sacks of salt sitting side by side.〔42〕Can Christmas come twice?If Christmas can come twice, when else can Christmas come?〔43〕With one hand her husband hit her hat into a high hole.〔44〕Mrs Claton collects coconut cookies and crunches while she's counting crutches.〔45〕The man with fair hair dare not repair their chairs there because there is a bear there.〔46〕Master Carl asks his class not to go to the parks to play cards.〔47〕 When a doctor doctors another doctor, does he doctor the doctored doctor the way the doctored doctor wants to be doctored or does he doctor the doctored doctor the way the doctoring doctor wants to doctor the doctor?〔48〕 How much wood would a woodcutter cut if a woodcutter could cut wood? He'd cut as much wood as a woodcutter could ifa wood cutter could cut wood.4 / 6〔49〕Nina needs nine knitting needles to knit naughty Nita's knickers nicely.〔50〕I don't know why Joan showed a yellow coat to the goat in the snow.〔51〕I slit a sheet, A sheet I slit. Upon the slitted Slitted Sheet, I sit!〔52〕A Big black bug bit a big black bear.Where's the big black bear the big black bug bit?〔53〕Begging for the bactine and clamouring for calamine!〔54〕 Moses supposes his toeses are roses, But moses supposes erroneously. For moses, he knowses his toeses aren't roses as moses supposes his toeses to be!〔55〕The sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick.〔56〕 Peter Piper picked a peck of pickle peppers. A peck of pickle peppers Peter Piper Picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickle peppers, where is the peck of pickle peppers Peter Piper picked(57)Neither father nor mother likes this weather.(58)A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.(59)Betty Botter had some butter,"But," she said, "this 5 / 6butter's bitter.If I bake this bitter butter,it would make my batter bitter.But a bit of better butter--that would make my batter better."(60)So she bought a bit of butter,better than her bitter butter,and she baked it in her batter,and the batter was not bitter.So 'twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.6 / 6。
搞笑的英语绕口令集锦
导语：英语绕⼝令可以帮助⼈们练习发⾳,同时还具有⼀定的实⽤价值。
接下来⽆忧考要给⼤家分享的是搞笑的英语绕⼝令⼤全，欢迎⼤家的借鉴阅读！ 搞笑的英语绕⼝令1 1、if you stick a stock of liquor in your lockerit is slick to stick a lock upon your stockor some joker who is slickeris going to trick you of your liquorif you fail to lock your liquor with a lock. 2、i’m a sheet slitter.i slit sheets.i’m the sleekest sheet slitterthat ever slit sheets. 3、i’m not the fig plucker,nor the fig plucker’s son,but i’ll pluck your figstill the fig plucker comes. 4、love’s a feeling you feel when you feelyou’re going to feel the feeling you’ve never felt before. 5、mommy made me eat my m&ms. 6、old mr. hunthad a cuddy puntnot a cuddy puntbut a hunt punt cuddy. 7、she sells sea shells on the sea shore;the shells that she sells are sea shells i’m sure.so if she sells sea shells on the sea shore,i’m sure that the shells are sea shore shells. 8、sister suzie sewing shirts for soldierssuch skill as sewing shirtsour shy young sister suzie showssome soldiers send epistlessay they’d rather sleep in thistlesthan the saucy, soft short shirts for soldiers sister suzie sews. 9、the batter with the butter is the batter that is better! 10、the big black bug bit the big black bear,but the big black bear bit the big black bug back! 11、the sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick 搞笑的英语绕⼝令2 A big black bug bit a big black bear, made the big black bear bleed blood. A big black bug bit a big black bear. Where's the big black bear the big black bug bit? A bitter biting bittern bit a better brother bittern, and the bitter better bittern bit the bitter biter back. And the bitter bittern, bitten, by the better bitten bittern, said: "I'm a bitter biter bit, alack!" A bloke's back bike brake block broke. A box of biscuits, a batch of mixed biscuits. A flea and a fly flew up in a flue. Said the flea, "Let us fly!" Said the fly, "Let us flee!" So they flew through a flaw in the flue. A flea and a fly were trapped in a flue, and they tried to flee for their life. The flea said to the fly "Let's flee!" and the fly said to the flea "Let's fly!" Finally both the flea and fly managed to flee through a flaw in the flue. A laurel-crowned clown! A lusty lady loved a lawyer and longed to lure him from his laboratory. A noisy noise annoys an oyster. 搞笑的英语绕⼝令3 Betty and Bob brought back blue balloons from the big bazaar. Betty beat a bit of butter to make a better batter. Betty better butter Brad's bread. Black bugs' blood. Brad's big black bath brush broke. Bright blows the broom on the brook's bare brown banks. Brisk brave brigadiers brandished broad bright blades, blunderbusses, and bludgeons - balancing them badly. 搞笑的英语绕⼝令4 Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie? Cedar shingles should be shaved and saved. Cheap ship trip. Cheryl's chilly cheap chip shop sells Cheryl's cheap chips. Chop shops stock chops. Crisp crusts crackle crunchily.。
搞笑英语绕口令
搞笑英语绕口令1、a gazillion gigantic grapes gushedgradually giving gophers gooey guts.2、a rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets of scarborough; after falling into a slough, he coughed and hiccoughed. "3、a twister of twists once twisted a twist.and the twist that he twisted was a three twisted twist.now in twisting this twist, if a twist should untwist,would the twist that untwisted untwist the twists.4、aluminum, linoleum, aluminum, linoleum, aluminum, linoleum5、as one black bug, bled blue, black blood. the other black bug bled blue.6、betty botter bought some butter but she said the butter’s bitter. if i put it in my batter it will make my batter bitter. so, she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter and she put it in her batter and her batter was not bitter. so ’twas good that betty botter bought some better butter.7、dr. johnson and mr. johnson, after great consideration, came to the conclusion that the indiannation beyond the indian ocean is back in education because the chief occupation is cultivation.8、dust is a disk’s worst enemy.9、how much dew does a dewdrop dropif dewdrops do drop dew?they do drop, they doas do dewdrops dropif dewdrops do drop dew.10、how much ground could a grounghog grind if a groundhog could grind ground?11、how much myrtle would a wood turtle hurdle ifa wood turtle could hurdle myrtle?a wood turtle would hurdle as much myrtle as a wood turtle could hurdle ifa wood turtle could hurdle myrtle.12、i know a boy named tatewho dined with his girl at eight eight.i’m unable to state what tate ate at eight eightor what tate’s tête à tête ate at eight eight.13、i see a sea down by the seashore.but which sea do you see down by the seashore?14、i slit a sheet, a sheet i slit, upon a slitted sheet i sit. 15、if coloured caterpillars could change their colours constantly could they keep their coloured coat coloured properly?。
搞笑英语绕口令
You can be cunning, sleek, and foolish, but you must stick to a bottom line, which is called character.悉心整理助您一臂（页眉可删）搞笑英语绕口令1、a gazillion gigantic grapes gushedgradually giving gophers gooey guts.2、a rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets of scarborough; after falling into a slough, he coughed and hiccoughed. "3、a twister of twists once twisted a twist.and the twist that he twisted was a three twisted twist.now in twisting this twist, if a twist should untwist,would the twist that untwisted untwist the twists.4、aluminum, linoleum, aluminum, linoleum, aluminum, linoleum5、as one black bug, bled blue, black blood. the other black bug bled blue.6、betty botter bought some butter but she said the butter’s bitter. if i put it in my batter it will make my batter bitter. so, she bought some better butter, betterthan the bitter butter and she put it in her batter and her batter was not bitter. so ’twas good that betty botter bought some better butter.7、dr. johnson and mr. johnson, after great consideration, came to the conclusion that the indian nation beyond the indian ocean is back in education because the chief occupation is cultivation.8、dust is a disk’s worst enemy.9、how much dew does a dewdrop dropif dewdrops do drop dew?they do drop, they doas do dewdrops dropif dewdrops do drop dew.10、how much ground could a grounghog grind if a groundhog could grind ground?11、how much myrtle would a wood turtle hurdle if a wood turtle could hurdle myrtle?a wood turtle would hurdle as much myrtle as a wood turtle could hurdle if a wood turtle could hurdle myrtle.12、i know a boy named tatewho dined with his girl at eight eight.i’m unable to state what tate ate at eight eightor what tate’s tête à tête ate at eight eight.13、i see a sea down by the seashore.but which sea do you see down by the seashore?14、i slit a sheet, a sheet i slit, upon a slitted sheeti sit. 15、if coloured caterpillars could change their colours constantly could they keep their coloured coat coloured properly?。
【优质】英语绕口令大全爆笑-范文模板 (5页)
【优质】英语绕口令大全爆笑-范文模板本文部分内容来自网络，本司不为其真实性负责，如有异议或侵权请及时联系，本司将予以删除！== 本文为word格式，下载后可随意编辑修改！ ==英语绕口令大全爆笑绕口令是一种非常有意思的句子，大家是否了解英语的经典绕口令呢？学习这些英语绕口令，不但可以感受到快乐还可以学习英语知识，一举两得哦！这是一篇英文绕口令大全，大家快点来学习吧！英语绕口令大全爆笑英语绕口令【1】1、please, paul, pause for applause.2、"shall i show you the shop for shoeand shirts?" shirlesaid to shelley.3、do you agree, if you are free to come to tea with me bthe sea?4、cannercan can what thecan can but can not can thingcan't be canned.5、bill'big brother ibuilding a beautiful building between two big brick blocks.6、paul called from the hall that he had slipped on the floor and couldn't get to the door.7、i'd bumtiebefore the price beginto rise.8、 a snow-white swan swam swiftlto catch a slowlswimming snake in a lake.。
有趣英语绕口令
绕口令1. Can you can a can as a canner can can a can你能够像罐头工人一样装罐头吗2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.我希望梦想着你梦想中的梦想,但是如果你梦想着女巫的梦想,我就不想梦想着你梦想中的梦想;3. I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice-cream我叫喊,你叫喊,我们都喊着要冰淇淋4. How many cookies could a good cook cook if a good cook could cook cookiesA good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.如果一个好的厨师能做小甜饼,那么他能做多少小甜饼呢一个好的厨师能做出和其它好厨师一样多的小甜饼;5. The driver was drunk and drove the doctor's car directly into the deep ditch.这个司机喝醉了,他把医生的车开进了一个大深沟里;6. Whether the weather be fine or whether the weather be not.Whether the weather be cold or whether the weather be hot.We'll weather the weather whether we like it or not.无论是晴天或是阴天;无论是冷或是暖,不管喜欢与否,我们都要经受风霜雨露;7. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked彼德派柏捏起一撮泡菜;彼德派柏捏起的是一撮泡菜;那么彼德派捏起的泡菜在哪儿8. I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.我有一种想法,但是我的这种想法不是我曾经想到的那种想法;如果这种想法是我曾经想到的想法,我就不会想那么多了;9. Amid the mists and coldest frosts,With barest wrists and stoutest boasts,He thrusts his fists against the posts,And still insists he sees the ghosts.雾蒙蒙,冰霜冻,手腕儿空空,话儿涌,只见他猛把拳头往柱子上砸,直说自己把鬼碰;10. Badmin was able to beat Bill at billiards, but Bill always beat Badmin badly at badminton.巴德明在台球上能够打败比尔,但是打羽毛球比尔常常大败巴德明;11. Betty beat a bit of butter to make a better batter.贝蒂敲打一小块黄油要做一块更好的奶油面;12. Rita repeated what Reardon recited when Reardon read the remarks.当里尔登读评论时,丽塔重复里尔登背诵的东西;13. Few free fruit flies fly from flames.没有几只果蝇从火焰中飞过去;14. Fifty-five flags freely flutter from the floating frigate.五十五面旗子在轻轻漂浮的战舰上自由的飘扬;15. There is no need to light a night light on a light night like tonight.for a bright night light is just like a slight light.像今夜这样明亮的夜晚,就不需要点一盏夜灯,因为明亮的夜灯也会变得微弱;16. A pleasant peasant keeps a pleasant pheasant and both the peasant and the pheasant are having a pleasant time together.一位和气的农民养了一只伶俐的野鸡,而且这位和气的农民和这只伶俐的野鸡在一起度过了一段很美好的时光;17. How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets如果裁纸机能裁纸的话,一个裁纸机能裁多少张纸呢18. Mr. See owned a saw and Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See.西先生有一个锯,萨先生有一个秋千;现在在萨先生看见西先生之前,西先生的锯锯断了萨先生的秋千;19. If you're keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts, buy a cunning stunning stunt kite.如果你非常相要好的风筝和精彩的表演,就去买一只漂亮的,灵巧的风筝吧;20. Ted sent Fred ten hens yesterday so Fred's fresh bread is ready already.特德昨天给弗莱德送去了十只母鸡,所以弗莱德的新鲜面包已经准备好了;21. A Finnish fisher named Fisher failed to fish any fish one Friday afternoon and finally he found out a big fissure in his fishing net.一个名叫费希尔的芬兰渔民在一个星期五的下午未能捕捉到任何鱼,结果他发现他的渔网上有一个大裂口;22. Franc's father is frying French fries for his five fire-fighter friends after they finished a fire-fighting in a factory.在结束对一家工厂的灭火战斗以后,弗兰克的父亲在为他的五个消防队员朋友炸制法式土豆炸薯条;。
搞笑英语绕口令大全
搞笑英语绕口令大全1. Please, Paul, pause for applause.2. "Shall I show you the shop for shoes and shirts?" Shirley said to Shelley.3. Do you agree, if you are free to e to tea with me by the sea?4. Canners can can what they can can but can not can things can't be canned.5. Bill's big brother is building a beautiful building between two big brick blocks.6. Paul called from the hall that he had slipped on the floor and couldn't get to the door.7. I'd buy my ties before the price begins to rise.8. A snow-white swan swam swiftly to catch a slowly swimming snake in a lake.9. It is a fine thing to sing in spring, I think.10. Famine and failure faced the frightened farmer.11. I am amazed it is a craze these days to dance to music of Jazz.12. In winter the weather in Wales is wild.13. I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know.14. Mike likes to write by the nice bright light at night.15. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.16.The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep sick.17.Dry august and warm doth harvest no harm.18.The cuckoo es in April, and stays the month of May; sings a song AT midsummer, and then goes away.19.Money the best friend of the masses, the support of the classes, the aim of the lasses, the ruin of the asses.20.Avery's army's armory.21."What ails Alex?" Asks Alice. "What ails Alex?" Asks Alice. "What ails Alex?" Asks Alice.22.If assist a sister-assistant, will the sister'ssister-assistant assist me .23.Are Archie and Audrey's archery arrows as arty as Artie's archery arrows?24.Ava ate eighty eggs. Ava ate eighty eggs. Ava ate eighty eggs.25.All Al's sly allies lie. All al's sly allies lie.All al's sly allies lie.26. The small ball did fall from the top of the tall wall.27. Bill's big brother is building a beautiful building.28. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but ifyou wish the wish the witch wishes.29.If two witches watched two watches,which witch would watch which watch?30.Betty Botter：Betty Botter bought a bit of butter. The butter Betty Botter bought was a bit bitter And made her batter bitter. But a bit of better butter Makes batter better. So Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter, Making Betty Botter's bitter batter better.31.Peter Piper：Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick? But if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, Were they pickled when he picked them from the vine? Or was Peter Piper pickled when he picked the pickled peppers. Peppers picked from the pickled pepper vine?32.How much wood would a woodchuck chuck?：How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck would chuck wood? as much wood as a woodchuck would chuck ,if a woodchuck would chuck wood.33.No name: Bird three flowre bee lock key，sock shoe ghost boo one two， shovel pail monkey tail wave whale，farmer rake duck lake candle cake.。
英语绕口令爆笑整人
英语绕口令爆笑整人英语绕口令大全爆笑整人英语绕口令大全爆笑整人[1]1.Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?你能够像罐头工人一样装罐头吗?2.I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish,but if you wish the wish the witch wishes,I won’t wish the wish you wish to wish.我希望梦想着你梦想中的梦想，但如果你梦想着女巫的梦想，我就不想梦想着你梦想中的梦想。
3.I scream, you scream,we all scream for ice-cream!我叫喊，你叫喊，我们都喊着要冰淇淋!4.How many cookies could a good cook cook if a good cook could cook cookies?A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.如果一个好的厨师能做小甜饼，那么他能做多少小甜饼呢?一个好的厨师能做出和其它好厨师一样多的小甜饼。
5.The driver was drunk and drove the doctor’s car directly into the deep ditch.这个司机喝醉了，他把医生的车开进了一个大深沟里。
6.Whether the weather be fine or whether the weather be not.whether the weather be cold or whether the weather be hot.We’ll weather the weather whether we like it or not.无论是晴天还是阴天。
英语绕口令笑话
英语绕口令笑话英语绕口令笑话英语绕口令笑话【一】1. 1、blake’s black bike’s back brake bracket block broke.2、blue glue gun, green glue gun.3、caution: wide right turns4、each easter eddie eats eighty easter eggs.5、elizabeth has eleven elves in her elm tree.6、elizabeth’s birthday is on the third thursday of this month.7、fresh fried fish, fish fresh fried, fried fish fresh, fish fried fresh.8、freshly fried fresh flesh9、green glass globes glow greenly.10、he threw three balls.11、he threw three free throws.12、here’s an easy game to play. here’s an easy thing to say:13、how many cookies could a good cook cook if a good cook could cook cookies? a good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.14、how may saws could a see-saw saw if a see-saw could saw saws?15、how much oil boil can a gum boil boil if a gum boil can boil oil?16、i thought a thought. but the thought i thought wasn’t the thought i thought i thought. if the thought i thought i thought had been the thought i thought, i wouldn’t have thought so much.17、i wish i were what i was when i wished i were what i am.18、i wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, i won’t wish the wish you wish to wish.19、i wish you were a fish in my dish20、if two witches would watch two watches, which witch would watch which watch?英语绕口令大全【二】while we were walking, we were watching window washers' wash washington's windows with warm washing water.当我们走路时，我们看着清洁窗户的'人用暖水清洗华盛顿的窗户。
搞笑绕口令大全英语
导语：《英语绕⼝令⼤全_》由⽆忧考为需要⼤全作⽂素材的朋友精⼼收集整理，仅供参考。
内容如下： 1、A flea and a fly flew up in a flue. Said the flea, “Let us fly!” Said the fly, “Let us flee!” So they flew through a flaw in the flue。
⼀只跳蚤和⼀只苍蝇飞进烟道⾥。
跳蚤说：“让我们飞吧！”苍蝇说：“让我们逃跑吧！”就这样，它们就飞越了烟道⾥的⼀条裂纹。
2、A tutor who tooted a flute tried to tutor two tooters to toot. Said the two to their tutor, “Is it harder to toot or to tutor two tooters to toot?” ⼀个吹笛的导师尝试教两个吹笛者吹笛。
那两个学吹笛的问导师：“吹笛难，还是教两个学吹笛的⼈吹笛难呢？” 3、All I want is a proper cup of coffee made in a proper copper coffee pot, you can believe it or not, but I just want a cup of coffee in a proper coffee pot. Tin coffee pots or iron coffee pots are of no use to me. If I can’t have a proper cup of coffee in a proper copper coffee pot, I’ll have a cup of tea! 我只想要⼀杯⽤真正铜制的咖啡壶煮的正统咖啡。
信不信由你，我只想要⼀杯⽤真正铜制的咖啡壶煮的正统咖啡。
锡制的咖啡壶和铁制的咖啡壶对我⽽⾔也是没⽤的。
英语绕口令的大全爆笑_绕口令
英语绕口令的大全爆笑1：dust is a disk’s worst enemy.2：i see a sea down by the seashore.but which sea do you see down by the seashore?3：a gazillion gigantic grapes gushedgradually giving gophers gooey guts.4：how much myrtle would a wood turtle hurdle if a wood turtle could hurdle myrtle?a wood turtle would hurdle as much myrtle as a wood turtle could hurdle if a wood turtle could hurdle myrtle.5：a rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets of scarborough; after falling into a slough, he coughed and hiccoughed. "6：i slit a sheet, a sheet i slit, upon a slitted sheet i sit. 15、if coloured caterpillars could change their colours constantly could they keep their coloured coat coloured properly?9、how much dew does a dewdrop dropif dewdrops do drop dew?they do drop, they doas do dewdrops dropif dewdrops do drop dew.7：as one black bug, bled blue, black blood. the other black bug bled blue.8：betty botter bought some butter but she said the butter’s bitter. if i put it in my batter it will make my batter bitter. so, she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter and she put it in her batter and her batter was not bitter. so ’twas good that betty botter boug ht some better butter.9：dr. johnson and mr. johnson, after great consideration, came to the conclusion that the indian nation beyond the indian ocean is back in education because the chief occupation iscultivation.10：a twister of twists once twisted a twist.and the twist that he twisted was a three twisted twist.now in twisting this twist, if a twist should untwist,would the twist that untwisted untwist the twists.。
有趣的英语绕口令
有趣的英语绕口令集团标准化工作小组 #Q8QGGQT-GX8G08Q8-GNQGJ8-MHHGN#英文绕口令1. Can you can a can as a canner can can a can你能够像罐头工人一样装罐头吗2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.我希望梦想着你梦想中的梦想，但是如果你梦想着女巫的梦想，我就不想梦想着你梦想中的梦想。
3. I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice-cream!我叫喊，你叫喊，我们都喊着要冰淇淋！4. How many cookies could a good cook cook if a good cook could cook cookiesA good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.如果一个好的厨师能做小甜饼，那么他能做多少小甜饼呢一个好的厨师能做出和其它好厨师一样多的小甜饼。
5. The driver was drunk and drove the doctor's car directly into the deep ditch.这个司机喝醉了，他把医生的车开进了一个大深沟里。
6. Whether the weather be fine or whether the weather be not.Whether the weather be cold or whether the weather be hot.We'll weather the weather whether we like it or not.无论是晴天或是阴天。
60个搞笑的英语绕口令集锦
导语：搞笑的英语绕⼝令有哪些?下⾯是©⽆忧考⽹为⼤家精⼼整理的关于英语搞笑绕⼝令⼤全，欢迎阅读! (1)Six thick thistle sticks. Six thick thistles stick. (2)She sells sea shells by the sea shore.The shells she sells are surely seashells.So if she sells shells on the seashore,I'm sure she sells seashore shells. (3)"Surely Sylvia swims!" shrieked Sammy, surprised."Someone should show Sylvia some strokes so she shall not sink." (4)A Finnish fisher named Fisher failed to fish any fish one Friday afternoon and finally he found out a big fissure in his fishing-net. (5)Where is the watch I put in my pocket to take to the shop because it had stopped? (6)Bob bought a big bag of buns to bait the bears' babies (7)A snow-white swan swiftly to catch a slowly-swimming snake in a lake. (8)Mr. Cook said to a cook: "Look at this cook-book. It's very good." So the cook took the advice of Mr. Cook and bought the book. 〔9〕 A flea and a fly were trapped in a flue, and they tried to flee for their life. The flea said to the fly "let''s flee!" and the fly said to the flea"Let's fly!.Finally both the flea and fly managed to flee through a flaw in the flue. 〔10〕Peter Piper picked a peck of picket prepared by his parents and put them in a big paper plate. 〔11〕The rat-catcher can't catch caught rats. (12〕Six silly sisters sell silk to six sickly senior citizens. 〔13〕Ten tiny tortoises tried to talk to twenty timid toads. 〔14〕How many cuckoos could a good cook cook if a cook could cook cuckoos? 〔15〕Three thumping tigers are tickling trout. 〔16〕Sheep shouldn't sleep in shaky shacks, should they? 〔17〕A spoiled boy destroyed a toy for joy. 〔18〕Nick had a big pig with thick sticky skin. 〔19〕Cat, cat, catch that fat rat! 〔20〕Some say sweet-scented shaving soap soothes sore skin. 〔21〕Big blue balloons bounced by Billy's brown bike. 〔22〕Five fine funny frogs frowned on furry furniture. 〔23〕The nurses in skirts washed thirty dirty shirts. 〔24〕If a chow chews shoes, how does he choose which shoes to chew? 〔25〕Little Willie's wooden whistle wouldn't whistle. 〔26〕Better beat a bit of butter to make a better batter. 〔27〕Lots of little London Lamplighters light London's lots of little lamps. 〔28〕Shadows shade the sheltered shallows. 〔29〕His shirt soon shrank in the suds. 〔30〕As the roaring rocket rose, the restless roosters rollicked. 〔31〕The next number is neither nine nor nineteen. 〔32〕Sally Sue sat sadly saying sixty-six syllables to silly Sandy. 〔33〕The frozen fishermen threw their frozen fish back in again. 〔34〕An elevator on Everest is an Everest elevator. 〔35〕Swan, swim over the sea. Swim, Swan, swim!swan, swim back again. Well swum, Swan! 〔36〕I see seven seagulls soaring southwards silently. 〔37〕Tommy Tye tried to tie his tie but tugging too tight tore his tie. 〔38〕The dude dropped in at the Dewdrop Inn for a drop of drink. 〔39〕Mrs Snelling's selling six sick six-shilling sheep. 〔40〕Tiny Tommy Tortoise talked to Tessie Turtle on telephone ten times today. 〔41〕Sixty-seven sacks of salt sitting side by side. 〔42〕Can Christmas come twice?If Christmas can come twice, when else can Christmas come? 〔43〕With one hand her husband hit her hat into a high hole. 〔44〕Mrs Claton collects coconut cookies and crunches while she's counting crutches. 〔45〕The man with fair hair dare not repair their chairs there because there is a bear there. 〔46〕Master Carl asks his class not to go to the parks to play cards. 〔47〕 When a doctor doctors another doctor, does he doctor the doctored doctor the way the doctored doctor wants to be doctored or does he doctor the doctored doctor the way the doctoring doctor wants to doctor the doctor? 〔48〕 How much wood would a woodcutter cut if a woodcutter could cut wood? He'd cut as much wood as a woodcutter could if a wood cutter could cut wood. 〔49〕Nina needs nine knitting needles to knit naughty Nita's knickers nicely. 〔50〕I don't know why Joan showed a yellow coat to the goat in the snow. 〔51〕I slit a sheet, A sheet I slit. Upon the slitted Slitted Sheet, I sit! 〔52〕A Big black bug bit a big black bear.Where's the big black bear the big black bug bit? 〔53〕Begging for the bactine and clamouring for calamine! 〔54〕 Moses supposes his toeses are roses, But moses supposes erroneously. For moses, he knowses his toeses aren't roses as moses supposes his toeses to be! 〔55〕The sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick. 〔56〕 Peter Piper picked a peck of pickle peppers. A peck of pickle peppers Peter Piper Picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickle peppers, where is the peck of pickle peppers Peter Piper picked (57)Neither father nor mother likes this weather. (58)A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,but the stump thunk the skunk stunk. (59)Betty Botter had some butter,"But," she said, "this butter's bitter. If I bake this bitter butter,it would make my batter bitter.But a bit of better butter--that would make my batter better." (60)So she bought a bit of butter,better than her bitter butter,and she baked it in her batter,and the batter was not bitter.So 'twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.。
有趣的英语绕口令
有趣的英语绕口令1、blake’s black bike’s back brake bracket block broke.2、blue glue gun, green glue gun.3、caution: wide right turns4、each easter eddie eats eighty easter eggs.5、elizabeth has eleven elves in her elm tree.6、elizabeth’s birthday is on the third thursday of this month.7、fresh fried fish, fish fresh fried, fried fish fresh, fish fried fresh.8、freshly fried fresh flesh9、green glass globes glow greenly.10、he threw three balls.11、he threw three free throws.12、here’s an easy game to play. here’s an easy thing to say:13、how many cookies could a good cook cook if a good cook could cook cookies? a good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.14、how may saws could a see-saw saw if a see-saw could saw saws?15、how much oil boil can a gum boil boil if a gum boil can boil oil?16、i thought a thought. but the thought i thought wasn’t the thought i thought i thought. if the thought i thought i thought had been the thought i thought, i wouldn’t have thought so much.17、i wish i were what i was when i wished i were what i am.18、i wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wishthe wish the witch wishes, i won’t wish the wish you wish to wish.19、i wish you were a fish in my dish20、if two witches would watch two watches, which witch would watch which watch?21、if you notice this notice, you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.22、it’s not the cough that carries you off, it’s the coffin they carry you off in!23、little red lorry。
60个搞笑的英语绕口令集锦
60个搞笑的英语绕口令集锦导语：搞笑的英语绕口令有哪些?下面是###为大家精心整理的关于英语搞笑绕口令大全，欢迎阅读!(1)Six thick thistle sticks. Six thick thistles stick.(2)She sells sea shells by the sea shore.The shells she sells are surely seashells.So if she sells shells on the seashore,I'm sure she sells seashore shells.(3)"Surely Sylvia swims!" shrieked Sammy, surprised."Someone should show Sylvia some strokes so she shall not sink."(4)A Finnish fisher named Fisher failed to fish any fish one Friday afternoon and finally he found out a big fissurein his fishing-net.(5)Where is the watch I put in my pocket to take to the shop because it had stopped?(6)Bob bought a big bag of buns to bait the bears' babies(7)A snow-white swan swiftly to catch a slowly-swimming snake in a lake.(8)Mr. Cook said to a cook： "Look at this cook-book.It's very good." So the cook took the advice of Mr. Cook and bought the book.〔9〕 A flea and a fly were trapped in a flue, and they tried to flee for their life. The flea said to the fly"let''s flee!" and the fly said to the flea"Let'sfly!.Finally both the flea and fly managed to flee through a flaw in the flue.〔10〕Peter Piper picked a peck of picket prepared byhis parents and put them in a big paper plate.〔11〕The rat-catcher can't catch caught rats.(12〕Six silly sisters sell silk to six sickly senior citizens.〔13〕Ten tiny tortoises tried to talk to twenty timid toads.〔14〕How many cuckoos could a good cook cook if a cook could cook cuckoos?〔15〕Three thumping tigers are tickling trout.〔16〕Sheep shouldn't sleep in shaky shacks, should they?〔17〕A spoiled boy destroyed a toy for joy.〔18〕Nick had a big pig with thick sticky skin.〔19〕Cat, cat, catch that fat rat!〔20〕Some say sweet-scented shaving soap soothes sore skin.〔21〕Big blue balloons bounced by Billy's brown bike.〔22〕Five fine funny frogs frowned on furry furniture.〔23〕The nurses in skirts washed thirty dirty shirts.〔24〕If a chow chews shoes, how does he choose which shoes to chew?〔25〕Little Willie's wooden whistle wouldn't whistle.〔26〕Better beat a bit of butter to make a better batter.〔27〕Lots of little London Lamplighters light London's lots of little lamps.〔28〕Shadows shade the sheltered shallows.〔29〕His shirt soon shrank in the suds.〔30〕As the roaring rocket rose, the restless roosters rollicked.〔31〕The next number is neither nine nor nineteen.〔32〕Sally Sue sat sadly saying sixty-six syllables to silly Sandy.〔33〕The frozen fishermen threw their frozen fish back in again.〔34〕An elevator on Everest is an Everest elevator.〔35〕Swan, swim over the sea. Swim, Swan, swim!swan, swim back again. Well swum, Swan!〔36〕I see seven seagulls soaring southwards silently.〔37〕Tommy Tye tried to tie his tie but tugging tootight tore his tie.〔38〕The dude dropped in at the Dewdrop Inn for a drop of drink.〔39〕Mrs Snelling's selling six sick six-shilling sheep.。
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英语绕口令大全爆笑
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2 shall i sh u the shp fr shes and shirts? shirle said t shelle
3 d u agree, if u are free t e t tea ith e b the sea?
4 anners an an hat the an an but an nt an things an’t be anned
bill’s big brth er is building a beautiful building beteen t big bri bls
6 paul alled fr the hall that he had slipped n the flr and uldn’t get t the dr
7 i’d bu ties befre the prie begins t rise
8 a sn-hite san sa siftl t ath a sll siing snae in a lae
9 it is a fine thing t sing in spring, i thin
10 faine and failure faed the frightened farer
11 i a aazed it is a raze these das t dane t usi f azz
12 in inter the eather in ales is ild
13 i n u n i n that u n i n that u n that i n
14 ie lies t rite b the nie bright light at night
1 peter piper pied a pe f piled peppers
16the sixth si shei’s sixth sheep si
17dr august and ar dth harvest n har
18the u es in april, and stas the nth f a; sings a sng at idsuer, and then ges aa
19ne the best friend f the asses, the supprt f the lasses, the ai f the
lasses, the ruin f the asses
20aver’s ar’s arr
21hat ails alex? ass alie hat ails alex? ass alie hat ails alex? ass alie
22if assist a sister-assistant, ill the sister’s sister-assistant assist e
23are arhie and audre’s arher arrs as art as artie’s arher arrs?
24ava ate eight eggs ava ate eight eggs ava ate eight eggs
2all al’s sl allies lie all al’s sl allies lie all al’s sl allies lie
26 the sall ball did fall fr the tp f the tall all
27 bill’s big brther is building a beautiful building
28 i ish t ish the ish u ish t ish, but if u ish the ish the ith ishes
29if t ithes athed t athes,hih ith uld ath hih ath?
30bett btter：bett btter bught a bit f butter the butter bett btter bught as a bit bitter and ade her batter bitter but a bit f better butter aes batter better s bett btter bught a bit f better butter, aing bett btter’s bitter batter better。