西南大学在职研究生英语课后复习资料

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从教数载，你一定收到过无数的请假条，请假的理由五花八门：自个儿生病；父母亲生病；爷爷奶奶生病；小狗生病；小猫生病；跌倒摔倒；闹钟未响；车船晚点……等等等等。当然，这些理由真真假假。要当面揭穿孩子们的谎话还真不是件容易的事。等等！干嘛一定要当面揭穿？这不，Ralph Mckee Vocational School的写作课老师Frank灵机一动：与其当面让孩子难堪，何不将计就计？一堂创意写作课由此而生。其实，教学也需要创意，你说呢？让我们都跟本文的作者Frank学学吧！

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Excuses, Excuses1

Frank McCourt2

My students forge (编造)the notes. I turned them into a lesson plan.

[1] I was in my third year of teaching creative writing at Ralph Mckee Vocational

School in Staten Island, New York, when one of my students, 16-year-old Mikey, gave

disguise: [dis'ɡaiz] v . 伪装；假装

forge: [f ɔ:d ʒ] v . 伪造

genuine: ['d ʒenjuin] adj . 真实的 lunatic: ['lju:n ətik] adj . 疯狂的；愚蠢的 epiphany: [i'pif əni] n . 顿悟

anthology: [æn'θɔl əd ʒi] n . 选集

me a note from his mother. It explained his absence from class the day before.

[2] “Dear Mr. McCourt, Mikey ’s grandmother who is eighty years of age fell down the stairs from too much coffee 3 and I kept Mikey at home to take care of her and his baby sister so I could go to my job at the ferry （渡轮） terminal （航空站）. Please excuse Mikey and he ’ll do his best in the future. P .S. His grandmother is ok.” I had seen Mikey writing the note at his desk, using his left hand to disguise （伪装） his handwriting. I said nothing.

[3] Most parental-excuse notes I received back in those days were penned by my students. They ’d been forging （编造） excuse notes since they learned to write, and if I were to confront （面对） each forger I ’d be busy 24 hours a day.

[4] I threw Mikey ’s note into a desk drawer along with dozens of （很多） other notes. While my classes took a test, I decided to read all the notes I ’d only glanced at （看了） before. I made two piles, one for the genuine （真实的） ones written by mothers, the other for forgeries. The second was the larger pile, with writing that ranged from imaginative （想

象地，虚假的）to lunatic（愚蠢的）.

[5] I was having an epiphany（顿悟）.

[6] Isn’t it remarkable（非凡的）, I thought, how the students whined（发牢骚）and said it was hard putting 200 words

The notes I had could be turned into an anthology（选集）of Great American

Excuses. They were samples of talent never mentioned（提到）in song, story or

study.

[7] Here was American high school writing at its best ---raw（未加工的）, real,

urgent（紧急的）, lucid（清晰的）, brief, and lying. I read:

[8] The stove（炉灶）caught fire and the wallpaper went up and the fire

department kept us out of the house all night.

[9] Arnold was getting off the train and the door closed on his school bag and

the train took it away, He yelled to the conductor who said very vulgar（粗俗的）