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[标签:标题]篇一：英语-西游记英文搞笑剧本孙悟空Monkey ( M for short ) 白骨精Jenny White ( J for short )唐僧Tang Seng ( T for short ) 黄袍怪Yellow ( Y for short )沙僧Sha Seng ( S for short ) 猪八戒Pig ( P for short )Act 1（J 照着镜子上台）（这时，电话铃响了起来，J不耐烦地接过听筒，于是，一个更另她心烦的声音就在电话那头响起。

）Y: Hello! It’s me.J: I know it’s you. You call me every day ，it has 400 years 。

Y: And today, I’ll ask the same question again.Will you marry me?(J对这位契而不舍的追求者已厌烦到了极点。

)J: You wish ! I get one more pimple. How bad!Y: Ah! I just call to tell you the meat of Tang Seng can make you beautiful and Tang Seng will come to our place.We can go and catch him together.J: ok ,ok,. I will have a rest.(不待Y说完，J就没好气地挂断了电话。

)Y；Refuse me again .I will never give up.(说罢，好不威风的下台去了)J: How nasty he is! ( 她想了想，说) But Tang Seng is really good for me.（拿起一副望远镜。

J便观察起T的行踪来。

)J: ( 欢喜万分) Ah-ha,(M握着金箍棒在前面探路,打电话给T)M：Hi,master.T; monkey,where are we ?M; DaHuangZheng,JieShouShiM; Ok，we are coming.(P在前面摇摆走着，T随后，可怜S提着许多行李上台)M；master，please（指着一休息地方）（J拿起一纸筒，把耳朵凑上去偷听T师徒四人谈话）T: Monkey! You are great, thank you very much ,I am happy to be your teacher and...... (P懒洋洋地突然打断)P: Sir! I’m so hungry.T: I’m hungry too. Monkey, go and buy some food。

三打白骨精英文口语剧本

Three Times’ Beating Monster4个人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空Z：猪八戒M：白骨精 M1：变小女孩 M2：B变老婆婆M3：变老头T：I am Dongtu Datang monk（僧侣）, go to the westwards for Buddhas and scripturesS: The front is the deep mountains and forests，Emitofo,please be carefulZ: Emitofo,the weather is so hot,We take a break and then goS: (画圈)I am afraid there is a monster in the mountains, You must not go out of this circle，I'm going to pick some fruit.（妖怪出现，八戒看傻眼）M:Fruit, fresh fruit!(看一眼他们)So hot a day, a little fresh fruit.Z:（一直盯着看然后往出走）ok,niceT: (拉住Z)The monkey said not to get out of the circle.Z:Emitofo,look at her,just a little and beautifulgirl,it is ok.T: (看看然后点头)ok(出圈妖怪准备吃T,S突然出现打死M)M：Damn monkey，I'll be back soon.T:Why do you bully the little girlS: Emitofo,she is a monster.Z:what? She's not a monster.S:I have a piercing(眼神锋利的) eye, I can seeitT:I cant believe that,but thething just this once.（过度到情景二）M:daughter,my dear daughter,where are you? Sir,Did you see my daughter?Z:(小声凑到T跟前说)oh my god,the mother came to find her daughter!(对M说)No，No，we have never seen your daughter before.M:(看到书包哭喊)oh ,this is my daughter’s bag ,you kill her ,I must kill you(伸出魔抓再次扑向T，S出现打死)M:Damn monkey, I'll be back again.T：Monkey! How could you kill two people .You are too cruel,I must punish you.(念咒)S：（抱头喊）Why don't you believe me ,they are monsters!T:you are impenitent!You're not my apprentice.you go!（S走）（场景三）M：hey man , did you see my wife and daughter?TZ惊恐，T愧疚的想说被Z拦住Z:My big brotherhas to help your wife find your daughter.M: so that monkey has gone (露出危险的笑)（绑住T Z）M:You are stupid, I can become a little girl, wife, the old man ,Damn Monkey stopped me ,but you help me get rid of him.(大声笑)Now I will eat you!T:WuKong ,I was wrong about you.S:Monsters, where to escape(举棒子扑向M，M死)T：WuKong ,I'm sorry I misjudged you.Z:Monkey brother ,I am sorry .S:It’s all right .Let's keep going to the Western Paradise.。

三打白骨精的英文剧本

三打白骨精的英文剧本，我演过，相当成功，（人物可删减的）人物：T唐僧 S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒 J：沙僧B：白骨精 B1：B变成的村姑 B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头 N：哪吒T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?S: Bajie,map!E: (摸出，递给S)S: Look,master (凑近T)………(T、S一齐转向E)T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you! E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the westE: But……T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….S: You will what(凶相)?E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!T:(轻咳)Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?E: You see ,master is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away…..T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?S: No problem!(安装)(B已躲在一旁偷看)E: This is…..?S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s books. So I made this. No mon ster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power! S: Bye!(走)T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?T: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and three people are enough.B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a master-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门) S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1: (倒)Ah……T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t……T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)S: (咬牙切齿)You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many?T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it(哭喊)S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)T: (想阻止，未及)You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!S: (悲，离去)(音乐，营造“假”悲伤气氛)《人鬼情未了》E: Master, brother Monkey is.......T: Scratch! Don't mention that guy any more!B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)T: (惊)You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.T: Wukong?E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can't understand......What happened?S: Master,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in orde r to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out?S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal?S; Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(对T)I've called the police.N: (摇醒B)You are under arrest .(出示证件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and will be against you in a court of law!(带走B)T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)S: What?T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)(音乐响)《敢问路在何方》(这个放伴奏)T: Let's go guys!( 歌)S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah...... Sleeping on the ground again we set out.T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year go on. You wonder where the road is. The road is under your feet.T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet..Three Times’ Beating Monster人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空E：猪八戒J：沙僧B：白骨精（何平）B1：B变成的村姑B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?S: Bajie,map!E: (摸出，递给S)S: Look,boss (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the westE: But……T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?E: (递)Here.Em……we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….S: You will what(凶相)?E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?E: You see , boss is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away…..T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）J: This is…..?S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of ele ctricity from boss’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power! S: Bye!(走)T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?J: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1: （倒)Ah……T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t……T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many?T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it(哭喊)S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造“假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》J: boss, brother Monkey is.......T: Don't mention that guy any more!B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)T: （惊）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.T: Wukong?E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can't understand......What happened?S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out?S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)S: What?T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）(谢幕)三打白骨精中英文对照搞笑版人物：T唐僧 S：孙悟空、 E：猪八戒、 J：沙僧、B：白骨精、B1：B变成的村姑、B2：B变成的太婆、B3：B变化成的老头、 N：哪吒 T: Wukong,where we are now? 悟空我们现在到哪里了 S: Bajie,map! 八戒地图E: (摸出，递给S) S: oh ，master，look！ (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）哦师傅你瞧啊！T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you don't take these pictures of beautiful girls with you! 八戒我告诉你多少次啦不要老是带美女图啦！ E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回) 哦师傅原谅我这次吧T: (缩手)No,i tkink i will take this untill we get to west ,bajie,map.没门，我想就由我暂时保管，直到我们到达西天，取得真经，八戒地图 E: But……T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?E: (递)Here.Em…… i am so hungry now,(坐)and i can not move anymore,奥师傅我肚子饿扁了，再也走不动了 S: Fat Pig! 肥猪E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,Iwill……….死猴子如果你再敢说这俩个字，我就，我就 S: You will what(凶相)? 你就要干嘛啊E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤). 呵呵我就帮你抓虱子啊！ S: Hm!T:（轻咳）Wukong,I am hungry too，would you bring us some food? 悟空我也饿了你能帮我们去找点吃的吗？E: You see ,master is hungry,too! 你看我们师傅也饿了T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal! 八戒不要忘了谁把我上一餐的饭给吃了J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away。

英文版孙悟空三打白骨精

• 原来悟空已经识破了白骨精的奸计，是故意离开的，看到白骨精终于露出了原形，悟空奔过来，一棒拍死了白骨精。
• 悟空：Don’t touch my master. • （不要碰我师父。） • 沙僧：Oh，our hero is back！ • （哦，我们的英雄回来啦！） • 八戒：Monkey brother…… • （猴哥……） • 唐僧起来，迷茫的问悟空。 • 唐僧：What……what happened ？ • （发生什么了？） • 悟空: Boss, your IQ needs increasing! This monster
changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!（师父，你被她骗啦，她只是变成了三个不同的变身而已。）
• 唐僧：But how did you find it？ • （但是你是怎么发现的呢？） • 悟空：Monkey’s feeling. • （猴子的直觉。） • 哪吒: I am coming. • （我来啦。） • 悟空：You are too late，哪吒. • （哪吒，你怎么来那么晚啊。） • 哪吒：Where is the criminal？ • （罪犯在哪儿呢？）
told you don’t take these pictures of beautiful girls with you.
• (八戒,我告诉你多少次啦,不要老是带美女图啦!) • 八戒：Oh，boss，forgive me. • (噢,师父,原谅我这次吧!)
• 唐僧: (缩手)I’ l keep it for you until we reach the west. • 我先暂时保管,直到我们到达西天,取得真经 • 八戒: But…I really need it .my boss • 唐僧: Emitofo, nothing is lust, lust is nothing! Map? • 沙僧: (递)Here. Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain! • (没门,.八戒,地图!) • 八戒：Oh，boss，I am so hungry now，and I can not move

英语双语西游记故事：三打白骨精

Monkey Hit Lady White Bone Thrice The Tang Priest (San zang) and his three disciples were on their way to the Western Heaven to obtain Buddhist scriptures. One day they were traveling in a high mountain. When Monkey (Wukong) saw it was cloudy and misting in the valley, he knew this mountain was bound to harbor fiends. He drew a magic circle with his cudgel on the ground to protect his master. He told Pig and Friar Sand to protect the Tang Priest and for the three of them not to leave the circle. He then went to have a look at the mountain and pick some fruit to bring back to eat. This mountain did indeed have a corpse fiend called Lady White Bone, who had been here for a thousand years. It had heard that anyone who ate a piece of the Tand Priest’s flesh will live forever, so it tried three times to capture him. The first time it changed itself into a young, beautiful girl holding a basket of food. With her charming smile, she almost succeeded in talking the master and his two disciples into coming out of the circle. Just at the last moment, Monkey came. Monkey came. Realizing that she was an evil spirit, he raised his cudgel and hit her. The fiend changed into a gust of smoke and fled. The second time the fiend turned itself into an old woman, who walked towards them leaning on a stick with a crooked handle. Monkey recognized it and struck it again. Like the first time, the fiend fled. The third time it turned itself into an old man, sitting before a hut waiting for the Tang Priest to come. Monkey saw through the fiend’s disguise, raised his cudgel and struck it down. The fiend this time left a piece of cloth from the cloud, saying: “ If you’re as kind as a Buddha, how can you kill? Keep Wukong with you and no scriptures will you get.” Sanzang believed the writing. He blamed Wukong for killing three people one after another, and forced him to leave. Without Monkey, Lady White Bone captured the Tang Priest easily and invited its mother to eat Sanzang’s flesh together with it. But, Wukong came just in time to save him. He killed the old fiend on the way to its daughters’, impersonated it, then got into the cave and saved the Tang Priest. 三打⽩⾻精唐僧师徒去西天取经。

ThreeTimes'BeatingMonster三打白骨精

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我也可以玩吗？
❖ J: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.
❖ 不好意思，姑娘。我们在斗地主，三个人够了。
❖ B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!
❖ S: Electric net! I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!
❖ 伏魔圈！只要待在里面，就没有妖怪能接近！
❖ T: Em……ok，we will stay in it!
❖ 嗯……好的，我们会呆在里面的！
❖ S: Bye!(飞走)
lesson!(变成太婆) ❖ 哼!孙悟空，让我教训一下你！ ❖ B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter? ❖ （长老）请问，你们见过我女儿没？ ❖ T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住尸体)No,sorry! ❖ S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell! ❖ 好你个妖怪，我打死你！ ❖ E&J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T) ❖ 师傅，你还好吧？
❖ 俺老孙去也。
❖ T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》
❖ 我们斗地主吧！
❖ B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)
❖ 哈哈！伏魔圈？太小儿科了吧。
❖ B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?
Hale Waihona Puke ❖ 噢，机会来了！炸弹！❖ T: Bomb?(打出)

英语双语西游记故事：三打白骨精

英语双语西游记故事：三打白骨精Monkey Hit Lady White Bone ThriceThe Tang Priest (San zang) and his three disciples were on their way to the Western Heaven to obtain Buddhist scriptures. One day they were traveling in a high mountain. When Monkey (Wukong) saw it was cloudy and misting in the valley, he knew this mountain was bound to harbor fiends. He drew a magic circle with his cudgel on the ground to protect his master. He told Pig and Friar Sand to protect the Tang Priest and for the three of them not to leave the circle. He then went to have a look at the mountain and pick some fruit to bring back to eat.This mountain did indeed have a corpse fiend called Lady White Bone, who had been here for a thousand years. It had heard that anyone who ate a piece of the Tand Priest’s flesh will live forever, so it tried three times to capture him. The first time it changed itself into a young, beautiful girl holding a basket of food. With her charming smile, she almost succeeded in talking the master and his two disciples into coming out of the circle. Just at the last moment, Monkey came. Monkey came. Realizing that she was an evil spirit, he raised his cudgel and hit her. The fiend changed into a gust of smoke and fled. The second time the fiend turned itself into an old woman, who walked towards them leaning on a stick with a crooked handle. Monkey recognized it and struck it again. Like the first time, the fiend fled.The third time it turned itself into an old man, sitting before a hut waiting for the Tang Priest to come. Monkey sawthrough the fiend’s disguise, rais ed his cudgel and struckit down. The fiend this time left a piece of cloth from the cloud, saying：“ If you’re as kind as a Buddha, how canyou kill? Keep Wukong with you and no scriptures will you get.” Sanzang believed the writing. He blamed Wukong for killing three people one after another, and forced him to leave. Without Monkey, Lady White Bone captured the TangPriest easily and invited its mother to eat Sanzang’s flesh together with it. But, Wukong came just in time to save him. He killed the old fi end on the way to its daughters’, impersonated it, then got into the cave and saved the Tang Priest.三打白骨精唐僧师徒去西天取经。

西游记三打白骨精英语搞笑剧本

Three Times’ Beating Monster人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空E：猪八戒J：沙僧B：白骨精B1：B变成的村姑B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头once upon a time,there was a story about The T ang Priest (San zang) and his three disciples were on their way to the Western Heaven to obtain Buddhist scriptures.It is said that they had had 81 struggles and finally got the books.They were known for their persistent .But in fact the thing is that......J: Here we are!With green mountains around us and bright river along the mountains .What a lovely day!T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?S: Bajie,map!E: (摸出，递给S)S: Look,boss (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the westE: But……T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?E: (递)Here.Em……we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….S: You will what(凶相)?E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food? E: You see , boss is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away…..T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）J: This is…..?S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)That poor thing can never stop me from having delicious dinner. Now I've changed into a girl.B1: (接近三人，望着)Hey,guys!Can I join you?J: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people areB1: All right I'll watch you then.(在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)S: (回来，看见B1)Dai!You ugly monster!(上前就打)B1: （倒)Ah……help!T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t……T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱) S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many?T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊)S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造“假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》J: boss, brother Monkey is.......T: Don't mention that guy any more!B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)T: （惊）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr T ang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.T: Wukong?E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can't understand......What happened?S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out?S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声) S: What?T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）(谢幕)。

三打白骨精中英文对照搞笑版

三打白骨精中英文对照搞笑版人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空、E：猪八戒、J：沙僧、B：白骨精、B1：B变成的村姑、B2：B变成的太婆、B3：B变化成的老头、N：哪吒T: Wukong,where we are now?悟空我们现在到哪里了S: Bajie,map!八戒地图E: (摸出，递给S) S: oh ，master，look！(凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）哦师傅你瞧啊！T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you don't take these pictures of beautiful girls with you! 八戒我告诉你多少次啦不要老是带美女图啦！E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)哦师傅原谅我这次吧T: (缩手)No,i tkink i will take this untill we get to west ,bajie,map.没门，我想就由我暂时保管，直到我们到达西天，取得真经，八戒地图E: But……T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?E: (递)Here.Em……i am so hungry now,(坐)and i can not moveanymore,奥师傅我肚子饿扁了，再也走不动了S: Fat Pig!肥猪E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,Iwill……….死猴子如果你再敢说这俩个字，我就，我就S: You will what(凶相)?你就要干嘛啊E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).呵呵我就帮你抓虱子啊！S: Hm!T:（轻咳）Wukong,I am hungry too，would you bring us some food?悟空我也饿了你能帮我们去找点吃的吗？E: You see ,master is hungry,too!你看我们师傅也饿了T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my las t meal!八戒不要忘了谁把我上一餐的饭给吃了J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away。

三打白骨精

三打白骨精~黄色：唐僧红色：孙悟空蓝色：八戒绿色：妖精（荒郊野岭）T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, not to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the westE: But……T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,Iwill ,I will……….S: You will what(凶相)?E: (软禁)I will give you a comfortable massage.（按摩，猪装作给猴子揉肩捶背）S: Hm!well-behaved~(微笑)T:(轻咳)Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some foo……d?E: You see ,master is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!E: But master ,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away…..T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?S: No problem!（在地上画圈）(B已躲在一旁偷看)E: This is…..?S:safe net! No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more clever! Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)T: I am eager to play cards,but we“sanqueyi”..(音乐《斗地主》) B: Hm!Hm!safe net?You are too childish.(变成B1)B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?E: wonderful. We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and it happen to lack one person.beautiful girl,come in,come in(热切的)T:but…E:No problem!（准备出圈）S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1: (倒)Ah……T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what you have done! You killed her! S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t……T:It’s too late!S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!(ppt鬼魂飘过)B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)S: (咬牙切齿)You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2, S 再打死B2)E:Oh, Two lives!T: Po hou, you,you…PPT（两个尸体）B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊)S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)T:you have killed three lives!（ppt三个尸体）S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,gun!! S: (悲，离去)(音乐，营造“假”悲伤气氛)E: Master, brother Monkey is.......T: Shut up! Don't mention that guy any more!B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走) T: (惊)You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(抓住唐僧)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)T: Wukong?E: Oh,Brother Monkey!Our hero is back!T: I,I am wrong.thank you,my dear（么么哒~）❤鸣谢：演员等等等~啦啦啦~。

英语话剧剧本三打白骨精

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八戒：好好的，画什么圈呢。 Z:Why do you draw a circle? 沙僧：大师兄一片好心哪。 Z: Our eldest brother is with his best intentions. 悟空：八戒、沙僧，好好保护师傅，我马上就回来。 Bajie, Shaseng take good care of Master, I’ll be back soon. 沙僧：大师兄，放心去吧。 S:Eldest brother, just go ahead. 八戒：走得这么辛苦，还要呆在这猴子画的圈里。 Z:We’re so tired, and have to stay in the circle. 沙僧：二师兄，不要这么说，好好休息一下，等待大师兄回来吧。 S:Second brother, don’t complain. Let’s have a rest and wait for the big brother.
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S:Don’t hurt my master! Look what I have!
• • • • 唐僧：悟空，不得伤害无辜。 T:Stop! Wukong! You must not hurt an innocent person! 唐僧：悟空，你怎能伤害无辜。 T:Wukong! How can you do that? You can’t hurt an innocent man!
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悟空：那里有妖精，师傅，不要去那里。我们走别的路吧。 S:The monster is there. Master, let’s take the other way. 唐僧：明明是一个老头，哪来的妖精 T:Be quiet!He’s really an old man, not a monster. 唐僧：老施主，我们是去往西天取经的和尚，经过此地，想在此歇息一阵，不知方便否？ T:Sir, we’re monks.We’ll go to the west. 老头：东土高僧前来，老朽自然高兴。只是今天早上我女儿外出送饭，至今未回，老伴出去寻找也不见踪影，不知高僧一路上是否看到？ B: I’m glad to see you! Did you see my daughter and wife? 八戒：你看，你看，都说不是妖怪，都怪这猴哥，把他们全打死了。 Z:Look. I have told you that they were not monsters. It’s the monkey’s fault. 老头：什么？我的女儿和老伴都被这猴子打死了？还我的女儿和老伴来。这位师傅，你怎么有这样的徒弟？还敢去西天取经？ B:What? My daughter and wife were killed by the monkey? Bring them back to me. Sir, how can you be his master? How dare you go to the west? 唐僧：施主，你没事吧！ T：Sir, are you okay?

中英小品剧本《孙悟空三打白骨精》

中英小品剧本《孙悟空三打白骨精》人物：唐僧、孙悟空、猪八戒、沙僧、白骨精、女儿、老头、老太婆、四小妖场景：三座假山音乐开始，唐僧师徒四人走上，唐僧做骑马状，孙悟空在前面打望，八戒跟在唐僧周围，沙僧挑担跟后。

唐僧：徒弟们，前面地势险要，难以行走，大家要小心哪!Apprentic,theroadisrough,watchyourstep!悟空：师傅，放心吧。

有我呢。

Master,don’tworry,I’mhere.八戒：没事的，猴哥在前面探路。

Yes,nothingdangerous,brothermonkeyisahead.师徒四人做艰难行走的样子，在舞台上兜一圈，之后唐僧停下，三位徒弟围上来，唐僧作擦汗的样子。

唐僧：走了半天，已经饿了，在这里歇息一下。

悟空，你看看哪里有人家，去化些斋来吧!We’vewalkedsofar,I’mhungry.Let’shavearest.Wukong,pl easegotogetsomefood.悟空：好吧，我马上去，但只怕这荒山野岭，没有人*，化不到斋饭，先让我去看一看。

Ok,Iamgoingrightnow,butI’mafraidIcan’tgetanyfoodforId on’tseeanyhouseshere.悟空作蹦跳状，踏上其中一座山头顶，手搭凉棚，作四处观望状，再跳下山来，跑到唐僧面前，单腿跪下禀报。

悟空：师傅，这里确实没有人*，但我看见远处山上有一片红*的地方，好象是桃子熟了，等我去摘一些来，拿给师傅和师弟们充饥。

Master,there’sreallynopeopl earoundhere,butIseesomepeac hes.I’llgotogetsomeforyou.唐僧：好吧，快去快回。

Allright!Comebacksoon.悟空转身欲走，又想起了什么。

转过身来，对大家说。

悟空：师傅，这里山势险峻，*风阵阵，只怕有妖精出没，待我画一个圈把你们围起来，我没有回来，你们不要踏出圈外。

英语话剧剧本三打白骨精

• T:She is a really bad spirit, isn’t she? • 八戒：师傅不要信那猴头，这是猴哥使的障眼法来骗您的。
• Z:Master, don’t believe that monkey, He’s tricking you. • 沙僧：二师兄，不得胡说！
• S:Elder brother, don’t say that. • 唐僧：悟空，出家人慈悲为怀，即便那女子是妖怪，
• 白骨精：看我怎样把唐僧抓回来。
• B:Just wait and see! • 八戒：女施主，我们几个是去西天取经的，路过此地，现感到饿了，不知道女施主有没有斋饭施舍
• Z:Madam, we are all going to the west for Buddhist scriptures. And we feel hungry right now. Could you please dole us something?
• Z:Why not eat the nice meal? How can we get full with these peaches? Master, please eat these steamed bread. 悟空：你这妖精，不准打我师傅的主意，否则我饶不了你。
• S:Don’t hurt my master! Look what I have!
• 悟空：你这妖怪，看打！
• S:You spirit,.Watch! • 沙僧：师傅，请不要念了
• S:Master, please stop! • 唐僧：悟空 • T：Wukong! • 唐僧：怎么真有妖怪? • T:There is a real monster here. • 沙僧：师傅，大师兄没打错，这老头确实是个妖怪，是白骨精变

英语双语西游记故事：三打白骨精

三打白骨精英文剧本英语话剧

三打白骨精英文剧本英语话剧第一篇：三打白骨精英文剧本英语话剧Monkey Subdues the White-bone DemonRoles:Monkey King(M)猴哥 Pig(P)八戒Tangseng(T)唐僧 Shaseng(S)沙僧White-bone Demon(W)白骨精 White-bone Demon’Servant(Ws)Young Girl(G)年轻女孩Old Lady(L)老妇人Fortune teller(F)先知Narrator: It’s a very day in the journey to the west, the four monks are travelling in the rolling mountains,in which lives white-bone demon.And she is quite excited to be informed that Tangseng is coming.师徒四人西天取经，白骨精途中等待。

（1桃花朵朵开）（White-bone Demon with her servant behind steps in the stage）Ws: madam, here is the fresh blood!You look so well today!W: Aha, of cause!A monk called Tangseng is coming and it is said that one who has eaten his flesh will never die or grow old!What a precious opportunity for me it is!I will turn into a beautiful girl to win his heart!（White-bone Demon spinsherself and turned into abeautiful young girl，then waited for the monks to come.）M: master, I feel that there is some evil in this area!(让三人站在呼啦圈内)you three stay in this magical ring and I will go to search for some food!See you later!(悟空跳出舞台)G：oh, god gives me such a wonderful chance!(整理妆容，伴奏2音乐起，走猫步上台)P: hey, master!Have you got the smell of a beauty? T: Absolutely!Er, actually I find she is walking toward us!G: How do you do, lovely monks? My name is snow white.You must be hungry after such a long journey.Here is some bread for you!P: oh, what a kindhearted girl!Baby, I do hungry very much!Shall we eat the bread together?S: I think she may be a demon!Be careful, pig!（八戒压根不理他，色迷迷的走出呼啦圈，走向美女）P: you are such beautiful，and I’m such handsome.Shouldn’t we be a suitable couple? G: yes, I’d love to!（音乐3my love will go on响起八戒与少女一起做泰坦尼克中的经典动作。

三打白骨精英语剧本 (2)

三打白骨精英语剧本引言《三打白骨精》是中国古代文学名著《西游记》中的经典故事之一。

讲述了孙悟空等人与白骨精斗智斗勇的故事。

本剧本采用英语编写，以便帮助英语学习者更好地理解和学习这个经典故事。

登场人物•孙悟空（Monkey King）•猪八戒（Piggy）•唐僧（Master Tang）•白骨精（White Bone Demon）•二郎神（Erlang Shen）•牛魔王（Bull Demon King）•蜘蛛精（Spider Demon）第一幕场景：花果山孙悟空正在花果山上玩耍，猪八戒正在一旁大口吃东西Monkey King: Oh, what a beautiful day it is! I am so happy to be here on Flower Fruit Mountain. Hey Piggy, come and play with me!Piggy: I’m busy eating, Monkey King. Don’t bother me.Monkey King: Fine, if you don’t want to play, I’ll go myself. Monkey King starts jumping around and exploring the mountain.Piggy: (finishes eating) Wait, Monkey King! I want to play too.•孙悟空和猪八戒在花果山上尽情玩耍 *场景：洞府孙悟空和猪八戒返回洞府，唐僧正在修行Master Tang: Welcome back, my disciples. I am glad to see you both. Have you had fun on Flower Fruit Mountain?Monkey King: Yes, Master. We had a great time playing and exploring the mountain.Piggy: It was so much fun, Master.Master Tang: That’s good to hear. Now, let’s continue our journey to the West. We must bring the scriptures back to China.第二幕场景：荒野孙悟空、猪八戒和唐僧正在穿越荒野Monkey King: Master, I sense that we are not alone. I think there might be some demons nearby.Piggy: Oh no, not demons again. I am getting tired of fighting them.Master Tang: Don’t worry, my disciples. We will face any challenges that come our way. Be prepared.孙悟空、猪八戒和唐僧遇到了白骨精White Bone Demon: I am the White Bone Demon. I have been waiting for you, Master Tang. Give me the scriptures, and I will spare your lives.Monkey King: We will never give you the scriptures, White Bone Demon. Prepare to be defeated!•孙悟空、猪八戒和白骨精展开激烈的战斗 *第三幕场景：天界二郎神正在天界看到孙悟空和猪八戒的战斗Erlang Shen: What a fierce battle! I must go down and help Master Tang and his disciples.二郎神下凡帮助孙悟空、猪八戒和唐僧战胜白骨精White Bone Demon: I underestimated you, Monkey King. But remember, I will be back.Monkey King: We will be ready for you, White Bone Demon. Let’s continue our journey, Master Tang.第四幕场景：火焰山孙悟空、猪八戒和唐僧在火焰山遇到牛魔王和蜘蛛精Bull Demon King:Haha, Master Tang, you won’t get past me.Spider Demon: That’s right. We will stop you from bringing the scriptures back to China.Master Tang: We will not be discouraged by your threats, Bull Demon King and Spider Demon. We will fulfill our mission.•孙悟空、猪八戒和唐僧与牛魔王和蜘蛛精展开战斗*第五幕场景：妖精洞孙悟空、猪八戒和唐僧最终到达妖精洞Monkey King: We have finally arrived at the Spider Demon’s lair. We must defeat her and take the scriptures.Piggy: I am tired of fighting, Monkey King. Can’t we just take the scriptures and leave?Master Tang: No, Piggy. We must fight for what is right. Let’s go!•孙悟空、猪八戒和唐僧与蜘蛛精展开最后一场决战*Spider Demon: You may have won this battle, but I will not give up. I will continue to cause trouble in the mortal world.Monkey King: We will be ready for you, Spider Demon. Now, let’s take the scriptures and return to China.结尾场景：唐僧庙孙悟空和猪八戒将经书交给唐僧Master Tang: Thank you, my loyal disciples. You have shown great bravery and determination on our journey to the West.Monkey King: It was an honor to accompany you, Master Tang. We have learned a lot from this journey.Piggy: Yes, Master. We have grown a lot and become better disciples because of it.Master Tang: Now, let’s continue our mission to spread Buddhism and bring peace to the land.•孙悟空、猪八戒和唐僧继续他们的旅程，为了佛法和世界和平努力。

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《大话西游》经典搞笑英文版台词（5篇范例）第一篇：《大话西游》经典搞笑英文版台词《大话西游》经典搞笑英文版台词1.你想要啊?你想要就说吧,你不说我怎么知道你想要呢? You want? Speak up if you want!Why do you keep silent?2.你又在吓我You scare me again.3.莫非是一家黑店? Is this a slaughter house?4.长夜漫漫,无心睡眠It's a long night, no mood to sleep.5.如果不能跟我喜欢的人在一起,就算让我做玉皇大帝我也不会开心If I can't be with the one who I love, I won't be happy even if I were Heaven Emperor.6.要不要我把心掏出来给你看看啊? Should I show you my heart?7.可惜快乐永远都是短暂的,换来的只是无穷无尽的痛苦和长叹But happiness is always a flash of time.We only have endless pain.8.有一天当你发觉你爱上一个让你讨厌的人,这段感情才是最要命的When you discover that you’ve fallen in love with a man you hate, this affair is really hurting you.9.可我怎会爱上一个我讨厌的人呢?请你给我一个理由好不好?拜托!But how can I fall in love with a person I hate? Please give me a reason, please!10.爱一个人需要理由吗?不需要吗?需要吗?We don't need any reason to love a person.Don't we? Do we?11.你有多少兄弟姐妹?你父母尚在吗?你说句话啊!我只是想在临死之前多交一个朋友而已.How many brothers and sisters do you have? Are your parents alive? Speak up!I just want to make a new friend when I'm going to die.12.所以说做妖就像做人一样,要有仁慈的心,有了仁慈的心,就不再是妖,是人妖.Being a devil is the same as being a human.We should be kind.If we are kind, we are not a devil, we are a hybrid.13.爱一个人是痛苦的Love means pain.14.这样的话只是得到我的肉体,并不能得到我的灵魂You can just get my body instead of my spirit.15.曾经有一段真挚的爱情摆在我的面前,我却没有珍惜,直到失去才追悔莫及.人世间最大的痛苦莫过于此.如果上天再给我一次机会的话,我一定会对那女孩说三个字:我爱你.如果非要在这段爱情前加个期限的话,我希望是一万年.I have had my best love before, but I didn’t treasure her.When I lost her, I fell regretful.It is the most painful matter in this world.If God can give me another chance, I will say 3 words to her---I love you.If you have to give a time limit to this love, I hope it is 10 thousand years.第二篇：大话西游的搞笑台词《大话西游》这影片相信很多朋友都看过，那么，以下是小编给大家整理收集的大话西游的搞笑台词，希望大家喜欢。

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Three times beat monsters三打白骨精第一幕农夫家农夫一家吃完饭在看电视《新闻联播主题曲》，朱宏强开始播新闻。

朱宏强：Welcome to CCTV news , there are four 和尚 from 东土大唐 to west to get some books , let me tell you who are they.师徒四人出场：朱宏强：people who rides white horse is not only prince ,he may be 唐僧.唐僧: hello ,I am唐僧, have you seen a handsome heshang（和尚） like me, many people think I always talk too much，actually ,they are wrong. Let me tell you a secret, I haven’t ate meat for 3 months.朱宏强:Not all monkeys are thin ,some monkeys may be fat.悟空：Hi, this is monkey, my favorite thing is to beat monsters. Hey, monster ,where to go.朱宏强：zhu bajie may not a ugly man ,he also can be a beautiful girl.八戒：Hello ,every beauties ,I am bajie ，I love all of beauties and I always feel hungry.朱宏强:Not all people who carry luggages （担子） are farmers, he may be shaseng.沙僧：Every audience(观众), I am shaseng, I am honest. I always speak little and do much, so, to choose a husband, I am your best choice.电视机突然坏了老太婆：Hey , what’s going on , honey you should check if there is something wrong with the TV老头：nothing serious , it just ran out of signal.村姑（女儿）：Dady and mommy, I really like tangseng, he is very handsome , I will marry a man like him .老头：forget it , tangseng always talk too much, I can’t stand him, I prefer wukong .老太婆：Oh no, wukong is too thin , to marry him you will become really thin, I think shasheng is better, he is honest.村姑：that’s it ,what about bajie, he is cute.老太婆、老头：No way!老太婆:he is too lazy .老头：Too ugly 。

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