三打白骨精中英文对照搞笑版

三打白骨精中英文对照搞笑版人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空、E：猪八戒、J：沙僧、B：白骨精、B1：B变

成的村姑、B2：B变成的太婆、B3：B变化成的老头、N：哪吒

T: Wukong,where we are now?

悟空我们现在到哪里了

S: Bajie,map!

八戒地图

E: (摸出，递给S) S: oh ，master，look！(凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）哦师傅你瞧啊！

T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you don't take these pictures of beautiful girls with you! 八戒我告诉你多少次啦不要老是带美女图啦！

E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)

哦师傅原谅我这次吧

T: (缩手)No,i tkink i will take this untill we get to west ,ba

jie,map.

没门，我想就由我暂时保管，直到我们到达西天，取得真经，八戒地图

E: But……

T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?

E: (递)Here.Em……i am so hungry now,(坐)and i can not move

anymore,

奥师傅我肚子饿扁了，再也走不动了

S: Fat Pig!

肥猪

E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I

will……….

死猴子如果你再敢说这俩个字，我就，我就

S: You will what(凶相)?

你就要干嘛啊

E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).

呵呵我就帮你抓虱子啊！

S: Hm!

T:（轻咳）Wukong,I am hungry too，would you bring us some food?

悟空我也饿了你能帮我们去找点吃的吗？

E: You see ,master is hungry,too!

你看我们师傅也饿了

T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my las t meal!

八戒不要忘了谁把我上一餐的饭给吃了

J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away。

what can we do？

但是师傅如果大师兄走了，有妖怪来我们怎么办

T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?

这倒是一个问题悟空你有什么办法吗？

S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）

E: This is…..?

这是？

S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from

master’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if

you stay in it!

T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more knowledgeable! ,

knowledge is power!

哦悟空你真是越来越知识渊博哦，知识就是力量啊

S: ok i am going to find some food ,Bye!(走)

好的我去找吃的啦拜拜

T；ok it is the show time,

好的现在是我们展示自己的时间啦

（放音乐《穷开心》三师徒开始跳舞）

。。。。

T:i am a little tired, Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗

地主》我有点累了我们打牌吧

B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?it is easy,ha ha ha (变成B1)

传说中的电网小菜一碟嘛哈哈哈

B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?

能加我一个吗

T: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing card now,and three people are

enough.哦女士我们现在在斗地主三个人足够了

B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance!

T: oh chance

嗯机会

B1: Double King!

一对k

T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are so clever. Come in and teach

me!(准备开电网门)

S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)

B1: （倒)Ah……

T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!

S: She is a monster!

T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)

S: Oh,please don’t……

T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主

题曲，走音离谱)

S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)晕去

T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!

B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)

哈哈哈哈孙悟空我马上就给你一个教训

B2:Daughter daughter ,where is my daughter ?Hello,have you

seen my daughter?

悟空醒看到老妇

T: you Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什

么，T挡)

S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2

躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)

E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T)

J: Look,(伸食指)how many?

T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(B变成B3)

B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊

狂奔过去）

S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)

T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住)You have killed

three lives!

S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!

不他们不是人是妖精

T: Monster?i think You are the real monster! you,go!!you,go!!it

is the wrong way ,你走错啦

妖精我看你才是真正的妖精，你走，走哪儿来的回哪儿去吧（孙走错

唐指出）你走错啦这边

S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造“假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》

E: Master, brother Monkey is.......

师傅猴哥真的走啦

T: Don't say that guy !

B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)