经典英文搞笑句子

经典英文搞笑句子

导读：1、我只为人民币服务，谢谢。

I just for the service, thank you.

2、我喜欢的人，都在硬盘里。

I like of the person, all in the hard disk.

3、人又不聪明，还学人家秃顶！

People don't clever, also learn bald!

4、走自己的路，让别人打车去吧！

Walk yourself's road, let others take a taxi.

5、姐从来不抄袭，但没说不复制。

Elder sister never copied, but didn't say don't copy.

6、傻与不傻，要看你会不会装傻。

Stupid and not dumb, should see you will be.

7、从天堂到地狱，哥只是路过人间。

From heaven to hell, elder brother just passing by.

8、将薪比薪想一下，算了，不想活了。

Think about it than will pay salary, calculate, don't want to live.

9、路漫漫其修远兮，不如我们去打的。

I see road, why don't we go to take a taxi.

10、众里寻他千百度，没病你就走两步。

He found thousands of baidu, you take two steps have no disease.

11、种草不让人去躺，不如改种仙人掌！

Grass don't let a person to lie, it is better to switch to a cactus!

12、泼出去的水，老子连盆子都不要了。

Pour out the water, Lao tze even basin all don't.

13、如果这都不算爱，那我宁愿卖白菜。

If this is not love, then I would rather sell cabbage.

14、穷耐克，富阿迪，流氓一身阿玛尼。

Poor Nike, adi rich, rogue armani.

15、晚上想想千条路，早上起来走原路。

Night think about one thousand road, go up in the morning.

16、天上不会掉馅饼，因为我们不相信。

Heaven will fall pie, because we don't believe it.

17、男人的实力，就是你兜里的人民币。

The strength of a man, is your pocket renminbi.

18、人家有的是背景，而我有的只是背影。

The others have their background, while the back there is only me.

19、老子不打你，你就不知道我文武双全。

Lao tze not hit you, you don't know my coursework in both.

20、自从得了精神病，我的精神就好多了！

Since the lunatic, my spirits revived.

21、千万别混日子，当心日子把你给混了。

Don't dawdle, be careful days give you mixed up.

22、不想叛师的徒弟，都是不成才的徒弟。

Don't want to be rebellious division apprentice, apprentice is not to become a useful person.

23、烧香的不一定是和尚，还可能是熊猫！

Burn incense and may not necessarily be a monk, but also may be a panda!

24、您复杂的五官，掩饰不了您朴素的智商。

You complex facial features, not hide the simple IQ. You

25、人人都说我丑，其实我只是美得不明显。

Everyone said I ugly, in fact, I'm just beauty is not obvious.

26、没有女人的日子里，我以调戏男人为乐。

No woman, I to flirt man for fun.

27、照相是要抢时机的，刻意的永远不会好。

Photography is to take the timing, deliberately never good.

28、拍脑袋决策，拍胸脯保证，拍**走人。

Head decision-making, clap breast, suckers.

29、再丑的人也能结婚、再美的人也有单身。

Ugly man can marry again, again beautiful people also have a single.

30、有一种爱叫放手，手放开后，请你快走。

There is a love called to let go, let go, you go quickly.

31、别惹我，否则我会让你死得很有节奏感。

Don't mess with me, otherwise I'll let you die very have rhythm.

32、早上刚一起床，就有一股睡午觉的冲动。

As soon as the morning wake up, there is a take a nap.

33、每次临时抱佛脚的时候，佛总是给我一脚。

Every time to cram, always give me a foot.

34、您别看我长得像没头脑，其实我是不高兴。

You don't see I look like don't mind, actually I'm not happy.

35、人生就像卫生纸，没事的时候，尽量少扯！

Life is like toilet paper, nothing, as far as possible pull!

36、瞧你这长相，不用化妆就能去演**片了。

See you this appearance, you don't have to makeup for horror films.

37、如果回帖是一种美德，那我早就成为圣人了。

If the reply is a virtue, then I would have become a saint.