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一些中式英语的例子。 Carefully slip.（小心地滑） To take notice of safe: The slippery are very crafty. = Be careful,slippery slopes. （小心路滑。） To put out Xuanda Expressway（北京四环路）. To put in Jingzhang Expressway.（京张高速公路） = Now leaving Xuanda Expressway,now entering Jingzhang Expressway. Decimbing path. = Descent. （下坡路。） Rain or snow day. Bridge,slow-driving.（河北省所有高速公路） = Slow on bridge in case of rain or snow. Oil gate. / Into. = Filling station.（加油站。）/ Entrance.（进口。） Smoking is prohibited if you will be fined 50 yuan.（字面意义：如果你被 罚 50 元的话吸烟不被允许。） = Smoking is prohibited,penalties for violators is 50 yuan.（不可吸烟，违反者将被罚款 50 元。） Please come down from your bicycle. = Please dismount from your bicycle. If you have trouble ask for the policeman. 或 If in trouble find police = In case of trouble,dial the police. Being urgent call 110 quickly. （北京） = In cases of emergency,please call 110. (110：中国大陆报案电话） Complaining tel.（字面意义：抱怨电话） = Customer service telephone（客 户服务电话）. When you leave car,please turn off door and window,take your valuable object = Be sure to lock your doors and windows and take all valuables with you. Engine room is serious place.（字面意义：机房是严肃的地方） = Engine room: No unauthorised access. （机房重地；重地的意思其实就是闲人免进，只是中文通常 都省略了。） Don't forget to take your thing. = Don't forget your personal belongings. （别忘了拿好你的私人物品） Visit in civilisation,pay attention to hygiene! = Attention to visitors: Be civilised and keep the public places hygiene. Deformed man toilet.（字面意义：变形的人厕所）= Public toilet for the disabled（残疾人厕所）. Carefully meet （字面意义：小心翼翼的见面）= Watch your head （小心碰 头——注意不要撞到头） When you across hard you can ring TEL （号码）.= In case of emergency,please call （号码）.
Danger! Inhibition astraddle transgress.= Danger! No entry.（危险！不准进 入） X Bank Shaoguan Cent Company =X Bank Shaoguan Branch.（某银行韶关 分公司） To run business = Open.（营业中） Drink tea（字面意义：喝茶）= Closed.（休息中） Many Function Hall（多功能厅，字面意义：很多功能大厅）（上海） = Multifunctional Hall We can't stand the sight of mattress fragrant grass = Don't step on the grass Fragrant fragile walnut meat biscuits =type of walnut cookie，由达利集团 制造 Burnt meat biscuit = 一种肉味饼干 Please Drive Correctly（字面意义：请正确驾驶）= 提醒人们按规则驾驶的标 牌 New Shipu Hotel（字面意义：新 Shipu 酒店）= 并不是旅馆（Hotel），而是 一家餐厅（restaurant) Welcome to our fine restaurant（字面意义：欢迎来到我们的餐厅）= 一家旅 馆中的标牌 No gambling promote leagal entertainment = anti-gambling propaganda poster by the Beijing police. Convenient（方便面）= instant noodles,Beijing Haw a thick soup = Hawthorn（一家承德公司制造） Small two pots of heads = 二锅头（erguotou）——一款地道菜式——出现在 北京 Oriental Plaza 餐单上 Deep fried ghost variant,deep fried devil and oil fried ghost = 油炸鬼 = 油 条。 Disabled Elevators（残障电梯，字面意义：坏掉的电梯）（桃园国际机场）= Elevator for handicapped people, Fuck food（中国大陆某超市）= 干货/干货，正确用法应为"Dehydrate Food" 或"Dry Foods"。（注：在汉语中，"干"字又有性交之意，Fuck 即为此意。） Bake the cell-phone（台南火车站厕所）=烘手机即洗手后烘干手部的机器，正 确英文 Hand dryer Long time no see.被天生英语使用者视为是中式英语很好的例子。这个词组据 说是源自于“好久不见”（中文）这些中式英语被来自海外的码头工人用来向水手打招 呼。
Danger! Inhibition astraddle transgress.= Danger! No entry.（危险！不准进 入） X Bank Shaoguan Cent Company =X Bank Shaoguan Branch.（某银行韶关 分公司） To run business = Open.（营业中） Drink tea（字面意义：喝茶）= Closed.（休息中） Many Function Hall（多功能厅，字面意义：很多功能大厅）（上海） = Multifunctional Hall We can't stand the sight of mattress fragrant grass = Don't step on the grass Fragrant fragile walnut meat biscuits =type of walnut cookie，由达利集团 制造 Burnt meat biscuit = 一种肉味饼干 Please Drive Correctly（字面意义：请正确驾驶）= 提醒人们按规则驾驶的标 牌 New Shipu Hotel（字面意义：新 Shipu 酒店）= 并不是旅馆（Hotel），而是 一家餐厅（restaurant) Welcome to our fine restaurant（字面意义：欢迎来到我们的餐厅）= 一家旅 馆中的标牌 No gambling promote leagal entertainment = anti-gambling propaganda poster by the Beijing police. Convenient（方便面）= instant noodles,Beijing Haw a thick soup = Hawthorn（一家承德公司制造） Small two pots of heads = 二锅头（erguotou）——一款地道菜式——出现在 北京 Oriental Plaza 餐单上 Deep fried ghost variant,deep fried devil and oil fried ghost = 油炸鬼 = 油 条。 Disabled Elevators（残障电梯，字面意义：坏掉的电梯）（桃园国际机场）= Elevator for handicapped people, Fuck food（中国大陆某超市）= 干货/干货，正确用法应为"Dehydrate Food" 或"Dry Foods"。（注：在汉语中，"干"字又有性交之意，Fuck 即为此意。） Bake the cell-phone（台南火车站厕所）=烘手机即洗手后烘干手部的机器，正 确英文 Hand dryer Long time no see.被天生英语使用者视为是中式英语很好的例子。这个词组据 说是源自于“好久不见”（中文）这些中式英语被来自海外的码头工人用来向水手打招 呼。