四人英语话剧剧本《新梁祝外传》(搞笑版)

Take Me to Your Heart
Action（一）
旁白：At the airport, Zhu Yingtai is going to study English in America,Liang Shanbo was seeing her off.（机场送别）
梁: Yingtai ，I love you so much and I’ll miss you so much.
祝: I love you, too! Don’t worry.Shanbo. I’ll marry you as soon as I’m back. Wait for me just for two years.
梁: I’ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean.
祝: I’ll kiss you from the other side.
(抱走，走出几步回头再抱)
祝：This time I really should go
Action（二）
旁：When Zhu Yingtai is studying in America ,her parents are planing to marry her to Mawencai，but liangshanbo doesn't know it…
英母：darling darling…
（拉住英父）
英父：(怒气转身) No matter what you say is useless. The child's wedding can not be so hasty.
英母：But dearling, Mr. Ma is so handsome and so rich, There is no doubt that this is matched for marriage. And…
(被父亲打断)
英父：I have told you many times, it is a new era of reform and opening-up now. We could not decide the wedding of our child.
英母：D arling….The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death .But when I am standing in front of you, yet you do not know that Ma Wencai is so handsome.
(马文才上，拿折扇，音乐《非》起)
马：I love Yingtai so much. It doesn't matter if you accept me or not. It doesn't matter if she loves me or not ,love is right there and it is not going to change.
英母：Oh, Wencai，you are coming，sit down please!
马：Uncle, here are my presents，50 bottles of Maotai , three Benz and I have a big house and so on .I hope you will like them! If you promise the wedding, I will feel beyond happy .
母：There is no doubt that Yingtai must be yours , you are so handsome.（被父亲打断）
父：(大怒指着马）NO way !
马：Why?
英父：Since you asked me so sincerely,let me tell you. Do you know who is张国荣and who is Yaoming? And who is Du Minjun?
马：En,…I don’t know.
英父：Do you still know who I am and who you are?
马：…I don’t know.
英父：What do you think of yourself? You even know nothing about modern society！（转向英母）You ask me to marry our daughter to him, how can I trust him?
英母：…I have nothing to say...
马：But, aunt has accepted my 3 million dollars and presents.
父：Money ？You think money can buy everything? True love is priceless！Only 3 million dollars… only 3 million dollars….（逐渐反应过味来）OK,you give me 3 million dollars and I will marry Yingtai to you (掏出钢笔来准备签字)
Action(三)
旁：A week later, Zhu Yingtai calls Liang Shanbo from America.(一周以后，祝英台从美国打来越洋电话。

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梁: Oh, honey, I miss you so much
祝: Shanbo. I’m calling to tell you that I love you. But I think you had better find another girl.
梁: What? Pardon?
祝: Because I’ll get married. My parents wanted me to marry Ma Wencai. He is so handsome. So rich, even richer than Yu Minhong. And he is good at 葵花宝典。

I love his money as well as his charming appearance.
梁: What are you talking about? I’ll give you some color to see see.
祝：Shanbo, If life deceives you, don't be sad, don’t be impatient, believe me. Everything will go well, everything will pass by.
梁：FUCK you. I’ll kill you! I will go to America to kill you!
祝: America? You can come to America? Haha, your English is so terrible.
旁:Liang S hanbo can’t face the reality that Zhu Yingtai gives up him,and in order to kill zhuyingtai, he decides to improve his English and go to America. Everyday, he reminds himself that he has a dream.
梁：Today, my friends, even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. I have a dream that one day I will kill Zhu Yingtai in America. It is a dream that deeply roots in my heart, in my heart.
Action（四）
旁：A year later,liang Shanbo found Zhu Yingtai in America.
梁: Zhu Yingtai, long time no see, do you still know who I am. I’m here to kill you.
祝: Liang….Shanbo. （转向马文才）Oh, Wencai. He is crazy. He will kill me. 马: You! Get out of here.
梁: You! Get out of here!
旁：Looking at Liang Shanbo, such a strong man he is. Ma Wencai thinks twice and finally decides to leave
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马: OK you are stronger than me. I will get out of here right now!
祝: Please do n’t go. Just stay, please. He will kill me.
马: I know! But if I stay, he’ll kill me by the way..
祝: You have told me that you are good at 葵花宝典?
马: Sorry, I’m not good at 葵花宝典. I’m just good at 新华字典
祝: Oh, you are a big liar. Just get out of here!! (to Liang Shanbo) Oh, darling, you must kill me?
梁: Yes, I have to. Because I hate you more than I can say.
祝:Do you still remember when we were young, we listened to the MP3, you said you would love me forever. Don’t kill me, ok? Shanbo.
梁: No way! Wherever you go, whatever you say, I’ll kill you. I only know I was born to love you or to kill you. Now I can’t love you, the only choic e is to kill you.
祝: Once upon a time, there was a true love in front of me, I didn’t cherish it. If I could meet him again, I wish to say I love you. If you would ask me how long I would love him, I should say ten thousand years. That man is you, The only man I love in this wild world is you. Only you. (sing)
梁:You must be kidding me！
祝: Please believe me, you know I love you. I love you just like Lao Shu ai Da Mi. I want to marry you.
梁: Really?
祝: Oh, of course. Please don’t kill me
梁: To kill or not to kill that is a question. My god, who can tell me?。