四人英语话剧剧本《新梁祝外传》(搞笑版)
梁山伯与祝英台 英语情景短剧------
你们两个在干什么? 英台，你竟然背叛我， I will kill you!!!
你伤害了我，还 一笑而过
文才，快拿出 你的葵花宝典
神马葵花宝典，我只 有新华字典！
新华书店售价： 24.9
在我这只要15元，欲购 从速，童叟无欺
Oh, darling, you must kill me?
Sure !!! Now ， I hate you as I love you before!
但 当 时 的 我 们 是 多 么 相 亲 相 爱
I don’t want be killed
Please don’t kill me
So….
原来梁山伯与祝英台的爱情 是这样的。。。
End..
本故事纯属恶搞，如有雷 同，纯属巧合
希望大家多投我们一票
One day .I will kill you
In NEW YORK
Shanbo Liang has been to the Fivth Ave in New York
哇！帅哥，Could you please give me your QQ number?
姑娘真是 天生丽质！ 公子不也是风 流倜傥吗?
英语情景短剧-----新梁祝外传
参演人员： 冯丹：旁白 米琨：梁山伯 王宏宇：祝英台 友情客串-冉宜骏：马文才 友情客串-宋雅萍：老师
•本故事纯属虚构，如有 语法错误，纯属搞笑成分
PPT制作---税志君 王宏宇
I have a dream
This is BBC..
Columbia University
花 开 须 折 直 须 折 ， 莫 待 无 花 空 折 枝 。
劝 君 莫 惜 金 缕 衣 ， 劝 君 珍 惜 少Байду номын сангаас年 时 。
梁祝剧本完整版
剧名：梁祝外传角色：梁山伯祝英台马文才英母英父旁白第一幕：祝英台依依不舍梁山伯挥泪惜别旁白：Zhu Yingta i will go abroad to study.LiangShanbo go to the airpor t to see yingta i off.梁山伯上场梁： Yingta i, Yingta i, whereareyou?Ican’tfindyou.祝：Here ！！梁: Yingta i ，you will go abroad.Idon’twantloseyou.祝: Y ouwon’tloseme. I’llmarryyouassoonasI’mback. Wait for me just for two years.梁Justfor two years? It meanstwenty years,or even two hundre d yearsfor me, how can get throug h this?祝: don’tbesochildi sh, we will have a beauti ful future afterI come back . My heartbelong s to you .梁：ok, ok. I know I can do nothin g to change your mind . Just take of yourse lf .and I will wait for you here till you come back .（依依不舍《梁祝双飞》响起不见不散）祝：yeah. Take care of yourse lf too.(看手表)oh，this is the time I really should go .梁：OK，沙扬娜拉两人分别逐步后退，表现出难舍难分的感情。
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小口剧本：梁祝（搞笑版）第一幕地点：祝英台家中。
椅子三把，桌子一张。
人物：英台母（下简称英母），英台父（下简称英父），马公子，管家及随从数人。
（英台父气冲冲上场，英台母追上）英母：老公，老公啊~（拉住英父）英父（怒气冲冲的转身）：再说什么也没有用，英台的婚事绝对不能这么草率！英母：可是老公啊，人家马公子可是郑重其事，明媒正娶的啊……（被英父打断）英父：我跟你说过多少遍了，现在是改革开放的新时代，孩子的婚事不能再由父母操办……（被场外音打断）场外音：马公子聘礼到~（一个管家模样的人快步走上，手执一份礼单）管家：我家公子派小人给二老送来这些礼品，不成敬意，还望笑纳。
（打开礼单宣读，随从们双手捧礼品上场）茅台一瓶~云烟一条~钻石首饰一套~肯德基外带全家桶一份~家庭影院一套~正在运输途中~凯迪拉克一辆~正在厂里维修~法国巴黎埃菲尔铁塔一座……英父、英母：啊管家：啊错了错了，是法国巴黎埃菲尔铁塔参观券一套~还有西湖龙井北京烤鸭十八街麻花陕西泡馍东北大锅菜王志和臭豆腐都已经差人送进厨房钦此~~~~（英母跪下，双手毕恭毕敬接过礼单，管家下场）英母：老公啊，看看看看，人家马公子派人送来这么多礼物，咱家英台是非他莫属了……英父：你一个妇道人家知道什么，看看马公子那副德行，怎么看怎么像马桶……（此时马公子已经上场，站在英父身后）马公子（掏出手帕擦汗）：多谢伯父没说我长的像冯巩。
英父（闻声回头）：你~马公子（啪的一声打开折扇）：不错，在下就是闭月羞花沉鱼落雁才高八斗貌似天仙玉树凌风赛潘安一枝梨花压海棠人送外号上天下地无所不能美貌与智慧并存、英雄与侠义的化身——马德才。
（掏出一把一分的纸币向空中一撒，作天女散花状）英母（赶忙迎上去）：哎呦~马公子，快快请坐~（对场外）如花，快去给马公子沏茶~（弯下腰去捡钱）（场外一男音：是，夫人。
）马公子（慢慢坐下）：伯父伯母，不知在下和英台的婚事……英母：哎呦~那还用说嘛，当然是~（被英父打断）英父：免谈！（怒气冲冲冲地站起来，指着。
有关现代版梁山伯与祝英台的英语短剧本_1
有关现代版梁山伯与祝英台的英语短剧本篇一：梁山伯与祝英台英语话剧剧本zhuyingtai:Ihavelikedliangshanboforalongtime.Today,Ideterminetoshowm yfeelingstohim.but,Ineedtoaskthemagicmirror.zhuyingtai:magicmirror,canIaskyouaquestion.magicmirror:yingtai,Iamamagicmirror,Iwillhelpyou.zhuyingtai:whoisthemostbeautifulgirlsintheworld?magicmirror:oh，baby,thatIsyou!zhuyingtai:en``en``Ideterminetoshowmylovetoliangshanbo. magicmirror:It'sfunny,yingtaia,Totellhimyourlove.bravely. zhuyingtai:butIhavealwaysbeendressedasaboy,hedidn'tknowI'magirl.magi cmirror:oh,mybaby,Ithinkheisfallinginlovewithyou,Youarelovely,beautiful ,smart,Youarethebestgirlintheworld.zhuyingtai:en,Thankyouforgivingmethecouragetome,Iwillsucceed. zhuyingtai:a,shangbo.Liangshanbo:a,yingtai.zhuyingtai:Theclothesyouweartodayisveryhandsome.Liangshanbo:oh!Tha nks.Youlookcharming,too.zhuyingtai:oh!Really?Infact,I……havesomethingtotellyou.Liangshanbo:whatisit?Ifeelveryhonoredtocanhelpyou.zhuyingtai:un~It’salittledifficulttosay.Just…just…(shy!)Liangshanbo:Justwhat?zhuyingtai:Just…Iloveyou!!(determined).Liangshanbo:oh,mygod.Isittrue?zhuyingtai:en.Liangshanbo:Thankstogod,actually,I'vealwayslovedyou.zhuyingtai:shanb o.Liangshanbo:yingtyai```(等一会儿)，howdoyoualsolikeboy.zhuyingtai:oh,mygod,I'magirl,hadbeendressedasam an.Liangshanbo:what?oh,shit,Iliketheman,Iamagay.篇二：梁山伯与祝英台英文版话剧稿《梁山伯与祝英台》英文版话剧主角：梁山伯、祝英台、马文才配角：男、女考官、女主持人画外音：梁山伯梦想有朝一日成为ccTV的主持人，梁山伯是外语盲，但吃苦不忘学习，尤其擅长模仿马丁·路德金的演讲。
梁祝歪传PPT (英语搞笑话剧)
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The First scene
• 祝英台依依不舍 梁山伯挥泪惜别
机场十八里相送
Airport farቤተ መጻሕፍቲ ባይዱwell
The second scene • 英母喜爱马文才 英父痛批贪婪心
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美国 祝家
The Furthest Distance
in The World is not between life and death . But when I stand in front you , yet you do not known he is so
handsome.
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The third scene 马文才志疏学浅舍重金 英父母笑纳彩礼嫁爱女
3 billion dollars???
3 billion dollars !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!
3 billion dollars????? ????
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The forth scene
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祝英台越洋提分手 梁山伯闻此怒结怨
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The fifth scene
梁山伯家中练口语 怒气生欲赴美行刺
The sixth scene 马文才一副空皮囊 梁山伯抱得美人归
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梁 祝 歪 传
The Distorted Story of the Butterfly Lovers
• 梁山伯和祝英台恋爱了， 这个 你懂的…… • But 英台为了美好的未来 将要去美国深造… • 不料马文才横刀夺爱... • A interesting story is beginning…...
• Shanbo and Yingtai are in love…… • But Yingtai will go to America for the future, just about 2 years…… • Unexpectedly,Ma Wencai emerges between two of them…… • So……
四人英语话剧（四人讨论）
四人英语话剧（四人讨论）第一篇：四人英语话剧(四人讨论)口语课上，口语老师要求大家一组为单位表演话剧。
于是，甲，乙，丙，丁，四人一组开始了关于话剧的讨论。
丁：啊呀！你们说我们英语课表演什么啊？Oh!What shall we perform in English lesson? 甲: 对啊对啊。
我们干什么啊？En, that’s a question!What shall we do? 丙：我随便，只要能演就行。
不难背就好。
It’s up to you ,I have no idea.Please not too hard to recite.乙：要找4个人演的，大概要什么类型的呢？Four persons...What’s type?丙：喜剧吧，轻松，幽默，又吸引人。
Comedy is better.It is funny, relaxed, and attractive.一起：是的是的。
I agr ee with you./I think so./that’s great./yes, that’s what I mean, then…丁：要不我们演童话吧，大家都听过，不长，也不会太难。
How about fairy tale? Everyone has heard this and it’s not difficult at all.甲：白雪公主，灰姑娘。
Snow White…Cinderella… 乙：人不够的Cause we do not have enough person!丁：**演白雪，**演毒皇后，**演王子。
Snow White….Evil Queen….Prince… 丙：那七个小矮人，屠夫呢？What about the Seven Dwarfs and butcher? 乙甲:是猎人，不是屠夫。
Hunter!Not butcher!丁：西游记吧？正好四个人。
I think we can choose the Journey to the West.Just fourpersons!It’s suitable…丙：恩，那还是中国的四大名著之一呢Yes, it is one of the China’s four great classics.甲：但，我们选哪一章呢？But, which chapter should we choose? 乙：当然是猪八戒背媳妇了，我演美女！Of course, The Zhu Bajie carries his wife.I play a beauty!音乐（Music~）起~~【音乐（music）：猪八戒背媳妇表演者（actor）：甲（Zhu Bajie）乙（Beauty）道具（prop）：红盖头（a red cloth）甲：（蒙头找人状）Beauty, Where are you? 乙：（一边笑傲一边躲）END】丙：停停停。
英语搞笑话剧剧本(四人)
英语搞笑话剧剧本(四人)-CAL-FENGHAI.-(YICAI)-Company One1甲:Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie<Avatar>Yeah, you are right, I'm the director-- Cameron Diaz, applaud , thank you....Recently, I will direct a new movie called < Avatar 2 >, today, there will be a audition and I will select three actresses who can getthe chance to perform in this film with famous actress---Anne Hathaway,OK, let's begin. At first , talent show, number one, let's welcome.乙:(风情万种,妖娆妩媚地走进来,给观众一个飞吻):oh,honey,dear,sweet,darling director, the most beautiful charming, sexy girl is coming , every body knows me, right Yeah, I'm Nicole Kidman, open your eyes as big as you can and hold your breath, there will be a unique, fantastic dance show for you, I believe that all of you will be crazy about it ,(打个响指) come some music.(搞笑舞,自由发挥). (跳完,鞠躬,向观众谢幕), thank you,(面向导演), honey, is it a wonderful performance甲:(作目瞪口呆状),乙:(在甲眼前晃手),oh, darling, are you Ok?甲:eh...my god, have you use some stimulant drugs this morning, you make my nerves nervous. Get out , next one.乙:oh no ...sweet ,you break my heart...(掩面离去)丙:oh it seems to be serious. God bless me(画个十字架,镇定地走到甲面前,伸出手), nice to meet you, director.甲:(与之握手),nice to meet you too,so, introduce yourself please.丙:I'm Celine Dion, you know, I don't have too many achievements, I just won five Grammy awards, 12 World Music Awards, 7 American Music Awards , 21 Juno Awards and(做沉思状) oh, I forget it , a Oscar Award, (同学鼓掌,乙作安抚状),oh, calm down, calm down,it's just a piece of cake for me ,you know, I....甲:ok ,stop, time is limited, just begin丙:OK!!! I'll use my first signature song to conquer you --my heart will go on, just enjoy it.near, far, wherever you arei believe that the heart does go ononce more, you opened the door(甲stop stop,丙不理,继续作深情状) and you're here in my heart,and my heart will go on and on.甲:guard ,guard,help,drag this mad woman out.Oh, I'm dying,hope the next one will give me a surprise丁:(对着乙的背影,沉思状)to be,or not to be,it's a question!(走到甲面前牵起她的手做亲吻状),I'm glad to see you,my dear princess.甲(做娇羞状):oh, it's really a big surprise,so what's your name?丁:My name Oh, wait a minute. Do you know Trish Regan(甲,白痴的摇头),eh..,it's ok,then how about Robin Meade(摇头),and Melissa Theuriau(摇头),(丁,情绪激动),you know nothing, how can you sit in here.甲(指门,气愤状),you you you.....丁:ok ok, it doesn't matter, you needn't learn about them, but you must know me, the most famous hostess who will catch up with those person and become the greatest poet---oprah!甲:I don't care who you are, just show me your talent.丁:ok ,listen,one poem,I have had found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her. When I lost her, I regret. It’s the most pain in the world. If God can give me another chance, I will say there words to her “I love you”!甲(起鸡皮疙瘩状):oh, I can't stand, show you the door,丁(转身离开,继续台词):If there is a time limit, I hope, it is (回头,对甲)10 thousand years.甲:oh, it's really a terrible ,awful, horrible day,why it is such difficult to find an excellent actress.Oh, I'm dying,you three, come here,三人跑进来,乙妩媚状:honey, you like my dance,right?丙镇静状:director,you like my singing,right?丁深情状:princess,you like my poet,right?三人同声:we are past,right?甲:eh..Thank you for your eh..Wonderful performance,but,I'm sorry to tell you ....(接电话) WhatNobody comes here except they three,oh...god.(挂电话,低头),you three,(抬头),pass!三人欢呼,说:we make it,we are superstar!乙(甜蜜状):that's very sweet of you,we love you so much(飞个吻)甲:you know, you are not good enough now, but I'm look forward to your progress.Do you have confidence?三人齐答:yes,we do!甲伸手,三人搭上,同声,fight,fight,fight!。
新梁祝外传
英语搞笑话剧《梁祝歪传》（搞笑中学生英语小品剧本）人物：梁山伯祝英台马文才英母英父第一场景：祝英台依依不舍梁山伯挥泪惜别背景音乐上海滩梁山伯上场梁：Where is my Yingtai(此时，背景音乐少女时代的Gee 祝英台上场彰显笑点英台请注意表演) 梁: Yingtai ，I love you so much and I’ll miss you so much.祝: I love you, too! Don’t worry.BoBo, I on ly love you in this world. I’ll marry you as soon as I’m back. Wait for me just for two years.梁: I’ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean.祝: I’ll kiss you from the other side. Wait for me. BoBo, this time I really should be going.(依依不舍背景音乐响起不见不散两人分别逐步后退)第二场景：英母喜爱马文才英父痛批贪婪心英母：darling darling。
（拉住英父）英父：( 怒气转身) No matter what you Say, it is useless. The child's wedding could not be so hasty.英母：but darling ,Mawencai was so cool and so rich, There is no doubt that this is matched for marriage. An d……..(被英父打断)英父：I told you many times, we could not decide yingtai’s wedding.英母：darling….The Furthest Distance in The World Is not between life and death .But when I stand in front of you, yet you do not know he is so handsome. The furthest distance in the world is not between poor and rich, but when he stands in front of you, yet you can not see his love to yingtai.英父：Oh, honey, you are so knowledgeable, 哼哼，give me a kiss，give me a kiss.英母：嘘……..look, too many people…作害羞状英父：easy…拿雨伞挡住然后Kissing第三场景：马文才志疏学浅舍重金英父母笑纳彩礼嫁爱女（马文才上，拿折扇）马：I love yingtai so much. I hope I can make it.马：aunt……(注意回音效果)英母：文才……(注意回音效果) 马：哎……英母：oh，That was you，come in ，sit down please!马：aunt, I love yingtai so much，you know . here are my gifts，100 bottles of 国窖1573 .马：喝了1573，腿也不疼了，腰也不酸了，一口气能上三楼了，一瓶顶过去五瓶马: 他好，我也好（整个广告过程面向观众，突出效果）母：What else?马：three Benz and a big house in the seaside and so on .I hope you will like them!母：there is no doubt that yingtai must be yours , you are so handsome.父：NO way ! (大怒指着马) 马：that’s why?英父：I will ask you some questions ,listen ….马：OK英父：Do you know who is张国荣, who is张曼玉,马：I don’t know.英父：do you know who is 科比布莱恩特, who is姚明马：I don’t know.英父：Do you know 黄岩岛and 钓鱼岛belong to China马：I don’t know.英父：Do you see yourself? you look like a pig who know nothing? （转向英母）You ask me to Take yingtai to marry him how I can trust him ?英母：I have no words.马：but aunt have accepted my 3 million dollars and gifts.父：money ？You think money can buy everything?True love is priceless！Only 3 m illion dollar…. only 3 million dollar…. only 3 million dollar…. （逐渐反应过味来）OK OK You give me 3 million dollar and yingtai belongs to you 把女儿拉过来，推给马文才（注意背景音乐陶喆今天你要嫁给我）马：Oh,娘子……第四场景：祝英台越洋提分手梁山伯闻此怒结怨电话铃声响梁: Oh, honey, I miss you so much, miss you every minute every second. Oh my dear. Are you listening to me?祝: Listen, Liang Shanbo. I’m calling to tell you that I loved you. But I think you’d better find a better girl.梁: What? Pardon?祝: Because I’ll get married. My parents had taken me to marry Ma Wencai He is so handsome, just like 刘德华. So rich, even richer than比尔盖茨. And he is good at 葵花宝典。
四人英语话剧剧本新梁祝外传搞笑版
四人英语话剧剧本新梁祝外传搞笑版SANY标准化小组 #QS8QHH-HHGX8Q8-GNHHJ8-HHMHGN#《新梁祝外传》L:梁山伯 Z:祝英台M:马文才旁：英母英父(1)《take me to your heart》旁白：at airport zhuyingtai is going to study English in American,liangshanbo see her off.（机场送别）梁:Yingtai ，I love you so much and I’ll miss you so much.！Z祝:I love you, too! Don’t worry.Shanbo I only love you in this wild world.I’ll marry you as soon as I’m back. W ait for me just for two years.梁: I’ll ki ss you across the Pacific Ocean.祝:I’ll kiss you from the other side. Wait for me. BoBo抱走，走出几步回头再抱祝：this time I really should be going.依依不舍旁：when zhuyingtai study in American,their parents are planing to take her to marriage Mawencai But now liangshanbo don't know anything……..英母：darling darling。
（拉住英父）英父：怒气转身 No matter you Say what is useless. The child's wedding could not be so hasty.英母：but dearling ,Mrs Ma was so cool and was born noble family, There is no doubt that this is matched for …….. 被B打断英父： I told you many times, Now is a new era of reform and could not decide the yingtai”s wedding.英母：darling….The Furthest Distance in The World Is not between life and death .But when I stand in front of you ,Yet you do not known that he is so furthest distancein the world Is not when I stand in front of you,Yet you can not see his love to yingtai.马文才上，拿折扇，音乐《非》起马：I love yingtai so much. It's doesn't matter if you see me or not,I'mstandingright there with no emotion.It's doesn't matter if you love me or not,love isright there and it is not going to change. Let me embrace youor let me live in your heart to eternity, silence?love,calmness joy.?英母：oh。
改编版英语剧《梁祝》剧本
改编版英语剧《梁祝》剧本旁白,There was a special girl called zhuyingtai,who was native lovely, and eager tobreak the traditional.Now, she is studying in Qingdao Technological University.第一幕 ,学堂,,梁、祝摇头读书,老师 ,Ma wen cai马文才: Yes sir老师: You are late again马文才: Yes but老师: You are always late马文才: Yes sir老师: I'll punish you马文才: Yes sir(梁起鞠躬)梁山伯,Sir please forgive him马文才: It's none of you business老师: You stand there马文才: Yes老师: Hold the basket马文才,Hold this basket.老师,Don't move, I'll come bace later 梁山伯: Mr ma, Let me help you马文才: You?祝英台: Shan bo ,leave him alone马文才: Shut up,Who are you? see?see? "shan bo, leave him alone",马文才倒地,马文才: You! How dare? (打祝)梁山伯: Ma wen cai,what are you doing?We are classmates!马文才: Who is it? Woo..woo..earing earing !How strange，(老师进)老师: Ma wen cai,马文才: Yes老师: What are you doing?马文才: Nothing , nothing老师: Shao bo ,Ying tai,Leave him alone, class is off梁山伯.祝英台,Yes sir(祝做鬼脸)祝英台: Shan bo,Are you ok? I'm really sorry 梁山伯: All right,It's ok,You are my best friend,I'll protect you祝英台: Thank you(梁祝下)马文才: You,you !You just wait第二幕,祝房间内,旁白,At evening zhuyingtai is waiting liangshanbo and hoping to give him asurprise,but something unexpected happened. (音乐起马打手上)马文才: ,笑 , zhu yingtai,Do you know who I am,I'll give you alesson,(对打手说Let us go.)银心: Miss Miss祝英台: What?银心: why are looking so happy?I'm calling sever times. 祝英台: Doyou know what?银心: what?祝英台: He said: To protece me is his responsiblility 银心: He? whois he?祝英台: liang shan bo银心: liang shan bo? Great please tell me tell me. 祝英台: You are (), but he does't know I'm a girl. 银心: Don't worry, He would know that.马文才: What? she is a girl打手,A girl，,老师上,老师: ma wencai , what are you doing?祝英台听到声音出来发现马文才惊叫祝英台: Ar ,Oh ma god ,he knows银心: He knows what?祝英台: He knows I'm a girl.What should I do? 老师: What happened?第三幕旁白,Ma wencai fell in love with Yingtai.So one day he invitedYingtai to have apicnic.But ,unfortunately,Yingtai took shanbo along with her.(马提篮子上)马文才: Everything is ready.Yingtai come here. 祝英台:Beautiful day, Isn’t it?马文才: Yes it is祝英台: Wencai, could you prepare picnic for us? 马文才: It is my pleasure.祝英台:Shanbo, do you mind me asking your questions . 梁山伯: Of course not.go ahead.祝英台: Do you have a girlfriend?梁山伯: Girlfriend ? No,no .no money;no cars ;no big house;no great parents; evenno mobilphone; How dose girl love me .祝英台: That is great.梁山伯: What do you mean?祝英台: Nothing!梁山伯: I don’t wanna a girlfriend! I have you! You’re my best friend!祝英台: Really!梁山伯:yes马文才:Yingtai , come here ! everything is ready.祝英台: Shanbo,let’s have a rest!k. 梁山伯: O马文才:Oh ,what is a big apple! How wonderful!Do you want to eat? 祝英台:Thank you. shanbo , here you are .梁山伯:Oh ,so lovely ,thank you ! Yingtai马文才: How delicious ,Here you are..祝英台: Thank you (祝英台剥好香蕉给梁山伯,两个人相互谦让推来推去).马文才: What is a small orange !I will have it.(打雷声起) Oh ,打雷! Let us go !Hurry ,hurry ; come on!马文才: Yingtai ,come here !A good place.祝英台: That’s Grea t! shanbo come here.(把马文才推出亭子)马文才: You you .you push me, my heart is broken祝英台: Stop ,stop , do not touch me .I have something to tell you.I am a girl.梁山伯:Yingtai, are you kidding me , you are a girl? ( ). We went to classroomtogether ; We went to 寝室together ; We went W.C together ; We almost did everything together . But I never thought , you were a girl . It is impossible ;It is impossible .Yingtai , you really give me a big surprise ; You are a girl . 祝英台,Yes , I am a girl .梁山伯:Wonderful! I’m not a gay，第四幕旁白,One day when Yingtai hasn’t arrived at home yet,Mawencai and his father were there already.马文才爸,Hahaha,hahaha . This is a big deal .,马文才,A big deal,.Iwill deal witheverything ., 马文才,Everything,.My son and your daughter will get married .,马文才,Get married,祝英台爸,But ,but……(祝英台妈,Hold住,Hold住)马文才爸,But what?祝英台爸,But I should ask her first. 马文才爸,Ask her ?祝英台爸,Yes !马文才爸,You are her father , you can decide . As a girl ,she must obey you . And my站好),my son is so handsome. son is (看了一眼马文才,马文才赶紧祝英台,Wait ! Marry me is not so easy!,祝英台一家人商量对策,马文才爸,What? Who is she?(生气)马文才,Yingtai ,啊 the girl who I loved!,害羞+猥琐,祝英台,Mawencai,if you want to marry me,you should have a PK with Liangshanbo andwin it.马文才爸,Shut up ! I think it was unnecessary! 马文才, Dad! Trust me!I will win!旁白,主持人,,Ladies and 乡亲们，中央电视台~中央电视台~我们在青岛理工大学1号演播大厅为您现场直播MA&L世纪PK~请观众朋友们准备好你们的掌声和尖叫。
英语话剧《新梁祝外传》剧本
a very sad story. We all feel very sorry for them.
Now I’m going to tell you a new story about Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai. Three years ago, Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai came to Wuhan New East College to study English together. It was a very good place for them to learn English. Liang Shanbo loves English very much and he learned American spoken English from Deng Dafu. And Liang Shanbo was very good at imitating Martin Road’lecture.
M: Oh, darling, don’t be afraid. (马文才看了看梁山伯，傲慢地说：) You! Get out, get out of here right now! Or I’ll call President Bush!(否则我就call布什总统)
L: (梁山伯也看了看马文才，调转面对观众说：) 死靓仔呀，又真系几靓下哦！难怪英台变心啦！看来我要好好跟他谈一谈才行。(于是梁山伯又转身对马文才说：) You can’t speak to me like that! I’m from China! I’m Liang Shanbo. Don’t you know? Zhu Yingtai is mine. You can’t get her from me.
小口剧本梁祝搞笑版
---------------------------------------------------------------范文最新推荐------------------------------------------------------小口剧本梁祝搞笑版第一幕地点：祝英台家中。
椅子三把，桌子一张。
人物：英台母（下简称英母），英台父（下简称英父），马公子，管家及随从数人。
（英台父气冲冲上场，英台母追上）英母：老公，老公啊~（拉住英父）英父（怒气冲冲的转身）：再说什么也没有用，英台的婚事绝对不能这么草率！英母：可是老公啊，人家马公子可是郑重其事，明媒正娶的啊……（被英父打断）英父：我跟你说过多少遍了，现在是改革开放的新时代，孩子的婚事不能再由父母操办……（被场外音打断）场外音：马公子聘礼到~（一个管家模样的人快步走上，手执一份礼单）管家：我家公子派小人给二老送来这些礼品，不成敬意，还望笑纳。
（打开礼单宣读，随从们双手捧礼品上场）茅台一瓶~云烟一条~钻石首饰一套~肯德基外带全家桶一份~家庭影院一套~正在运输途中~凯迪拉克一辆~正在厂里维修~法国巴黎埃菲尔铁塔一座……英父、英母：啊？1 / 21管家：啊错了错了，是法国巴黎埃菲尔铁塔参观券一套~还有西湖龙井北京烤鸭十八街麻花陕西泡馍东北大锅菜王志和臭豆腐都已经差人送进厨房钦此~~~~（英母跪下，双手毕恭毕敬接过礼单，管家下场）英母：老公啊，看看看看，人家马公子派人送来这么多礼物，咱家英台是非他莫属了……英父：你一个妇道人家知道什么，看看马公子那副德行，怎么看怎么像马桶……（此时马公子已经上场，站在英父身后）马公子（掏出手帕擦汗）：多谢伯父没说我长的像冯巩。
英父（闻声回头）：你~马公子（啪的一声打开折扇）：不错，在下就是闭月羞花沉鱼落雁才高八斗貌似天仙玉树凌风赛潘安一枝梨花压海棠人送外号上天下地无所不能美貌与智慧并存、英雄与侠义的化身——马德才。
英语搞笑话剧剧本(四人)
甲:Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie<Avatar>? Yeah, you are right, I'm the director-- Cameron Diaz, applaud , thank you....Recently, I will direct a new movie called < Avatar 2 >, today, there will be a audition and I will select three actresses who can get the chance to perform in this film with famousactress---Anne Hathaway,OK, let's begin. At first , talent show, number one, let's welcome.乙:(风情万种,妖娆妩媚地走进来,给观众一个飞吻):oh,honey,dear,sweet,darling director, the most beautiful charming, sexy girl is coming , every body knows me, right? Yeah, I'm Nicole Kidman, open your eyes as big as you can and hold your breath, there will be a unique, fantastic dance show for you, I believe that all of you will be crazy about it ,(打个响指) come some music.(搞笑舞,自由发挥). (跳完,鞠躬,向观众谢幕), thank you,(面向导演), honey, is it a wonderful performance?甲:(作目瞪口呆状),乙:(在甲眼前晃手),oh, darling, are you Ok?甲:eh...my god, have you use some stimulant drugs this morning, you make my nerves nervous. Get out , next one.乙:oh no ...sweet ,you break my heart...(掩面离去)丙:oh it seems to be serious. God bless me(画个十字架,镇定地走到甲面前,伸出手), nice to meet you, director.甲:(与之握手),nice to meet you too,so, introduce yourself please. 丙:I'm Celine Dion, you know, I don't have too many achievements, I just won five Grammy awards, 12 World Music Awards, 7 American Music Awards , 21 Juno Awards and(做沉思状) oh, I forget it , a Oscar Award, (同学鼓掌,乙作安抚状),oh, calm down, calm down,it's just a piece of cake for me ,you know, I....甲:ok ,stop, time is limited, just begin丙:OK!!! I'll use my first signature song to conquer you --my heart will go on, just enjoy it.near, far, wherever you arei believe that the heart does go ononce more, you opened the door(甲stop stop,丙不理,继续作深情状) and you're here in my heart,and my heart will go on and on.甲:guard ,guard, help, drag this mad woman out.Oh, I'm dying, hope the next one will give me a surprise（丁上场）甲(做厌恶状):oh, it's really a big surprise. What an ugly woman! (Ofcourse, I won’t let you pass.) Why do you come here?丁: Distinguished director, please give me a chance. I walked 25000km for a year just to compete in this interview. Please give me a chance, please.甲( ):OK, so what’s your name?丁: my name is Gaga Su.甲(上下打量)：EN…ok ok, I’ll give you only 30s. OK?丁:OK, that’s enough. Thank you, thank you.I’ll just present a poem I love best. The Furthest Distance in The World.The furthest distance in the world世界上最遥远的距离Is not between life and death不是生与死But when I stand in front of you而是我就站在你面前Yet you don't know that I love you你却不知道我爱你The furthest distance in the world世界上最遥远的距离Is not when I stand in front of you不是我就站在你面前Sir, time is out.甲：Oh, no no no, just go on.Yet you can't see my love你却不知道我爱你But when undoubtedly knowing the love from both 而是明明知道彼此相爱Yet cannot be together却不能在一起The furthest distance in the world世界上最遥远的距离Is not being apart while being in love不是明明知道彼此相爱却不能在一起But when painly cannot resist the yearning而是明明无法抵挡这股思念Yet pretending you have never been in my heart 却还得故意装作丝毫没有把你放在心里That’s all, thank you.（另外两人跑进来,乙妩媚状）乙：Honey, you like my dance, right?丙镇静状: Director, you like my singing, right?丁深情状: Princess, do you like my poem?甲(沉迷状):。
英语搞笑话剧剧本四人
英语搞笑话剧剧本四人 LELE was finally revised on the morning of December 16, 2020甲:Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie<Avatar> Yeah, you are right, I'm the director-- Cameron Diaz, applaud , thank you....Recently, I will direct a new movie called < Avatar 2 >, today, there will be a audition and I willselect three actresses who can get the chance to perform inthis film with famous actress---Anne Hathaway,OK, let's begin. At first , talent show, number one, let's welcome.乙:(风情万种,妖娆妩媚地走进来,给观众一个飞吻):oh,honey,dear,sweet,darling director, the most beautiful charming, sexy girl is coming , every body knows me, right Yeah, I'm Nicole Kidman, open your eyes as big as you canand hold your breath, there will be a unique, fantastic dance show for you, I believe that all of you will be crazy aboutit ,(打个响指) come some music.(搞笑舞,自由发挥). (跳完,鞠躬,向观众谢幕), thank you,(面向导演), honey, is it a wonderful performance甲:(作目瞪口呆状),乙:(在甲眼前晃手),oh, darling, are you Ok?甲:eh...my god, have you use some stimulant drugs this morning, you make my nerves nervous. Get out , next one.乙:oh no ...sweet ,you break my heart...(掩面离去)丙:oh it seems to be serious. God bless me(画个十字架,镇定地走到甲面前,伸出手), nice to meet you, director.甲:(与之握手),nice to meet you too,so, introduce yourself please.丙:I'm Celine Dion, you know, I don't have too many achievements, I just won five Grammy awards, 12 World Music Awards, 7 American Music Awards , 21 Juno Awards and(做沉思状) oh, I forget it , a Oscar Award, (同学鼓掌,乙作安抚状),oh,calm down, calm down,it's just a piece of cake for me ,you know, I....甲:ok ,stop, time is limited, just begin丙:OK!!! I'll use my first signature song to conquer you --my heart will go on, just enjoy it.near, far, wherever you arei believe that the heart does go ononce more, you opened the door(甲stop stop,丙不理,继续作深情状)and you're here in my heart,and my heart will go on and on.甲:guard ,guard,help,drag this mad woman out.Oh, I'm dying,hope the next one will give me a surprise丁:(对着乙的背影,沉思状)to be,or not to be,it's aquestion!(走到甲面前牵起她的手做亲吻状),I'm glad to seeyou,my dear princess.甲(做娇羞状):oh, it's really a big surprise,so what's your name?丁:My name Oh, wait a minute. Do you know Trish Regan(甲,白痴的摇头),eh..,it's ok,then how about Robin Meade(摇头),and Melissa Theuriau(摇头),(丁,情绪激动),you know nothing, how can you sit in here.甲(指门,气愤状),you you you.....丁:ok ok, it doesn't matter, you needn't learn about them, but you must know me, the most famous hostess who will catch up with those person and become the greatest poet---oprah! 甲:I don't care who you are, just show me your talent.丁:ok ,listen,one poem,I have had found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her. When I lost her, I regret. It’s the most pain in the world. If God can give me another chance, I will say there words to her “I love you”!甲(起鸡皮疙瘩状):oh, I can't stand, show you the door,丁(转身离开,继续台词):If there is a time limit, I hope, it is (回头,对甲)10 thousand years.甲:oh, it's really a terrible ,awful, horrible day,why it is such difficult to find an excellent , I'm dying,you three, come here,三人跑进来,乙妩媚状:honey, you like my dance,right?丙镇静状:director,you like my singing,right?丁深情状:princess,you like my poet,right?三人同声:we are past,right?甲:eh..Thank you for your eh..Wonderful performance,but,I'm sorry to tell you ....(接电话) What Nobody comes hereexcept they three,oh...god.(挂电话,低头),you three,(抬头),pass!三人欢呼,说:we make it,we are superstar!乙(甜蜜状):that's very sweet of you,we love you so much(飞个吻)甲:you know, you are not good enough now, but I'm lookforward to your you have confidence?三人齐答:yes,we do!甲伸手,三人搭上,同声,fight,fight,fight!。
英语搞笑话剧剧本(四人)
英语搞笑话剧剧本(四人)-CAL-FENGHAI.-(YICAI)-Company One1甲:Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie<Avatar>Yeah, you are right, I'm the director-- Cameron Diaz, applaud , thank you....Recently, I will direct a new movie called < Avatar 2 >, today, there will be a audition and I will select three actresses who can getthe chance to perform in this film with famous actress---Anne Hathaway,OK, let's begin. At first , talent show, number one, let's welcome.乙:(风情万种,妖娆妩媚地走进来,给观众一个飞吻):oh,honey,dear,sweet,darling director, the most beautiful charming, sexy girl is coming , every body knows me, right Yeah, I'm Nicole Kidman, open your eyes as big as you can and hold your breath, there will be a unique, fantastic dance show for you, I believe that all of you will be crazy about it ,(打个响指) come some music.(搞笑舞,自由发挥). (跳完,鞠躬,向观众谢幕), thank you,(面向导演), honey, is it a wonderful performance甲:(作目瞪口呆状),乙:(在甲眼前晃手),oh, darling, are you Ok?甲:eh...my god, have you use some stimulant drugs this morning, you make my nerves nervous. Get out , next one.乙:oh no ...sweet ,you break my heart...(掩面离去)丙:oh it seems to be serious. God bless me(画个十字架,镇定地走到甲面前,伸出手), nice to meet you, director.甲:(与之握手),nice to meet you too,so, introduce yourself please.丙:I'm Celine Dion, you know, I don't have too many achievements, I just won five Grammy awards, 12 World Music Awards, 7 American Music Awards , 21 Juno Awards and(做沉思状) oh, I forget it , a Oscar Award, (同学鼓掌,乙作安抚状),oh, calm down, calm down,it's just a piece of cake for me ,you know, I....甲:ok ,stop, time is limited, just begin丙:OK!!! I'll use my first signature song to conquer you --my heart will go on, just enjoy it.near, far, wherever you arei believe that the heart does go ononce more, you opened the door(甲stop stop,丙不理,继续作深情状) and you're here in my heart,and my heart will go on and on.甲:guard ,guard,help,drag this mad woman out.Oh, I'm dying,hope the next one will give me a surprise丁:(对着乙的背影,沉思状)to be,or not to be,it's a question!(走到甲面前牵起她的手做亲吻状),I'm glad to see you,my dear princess.甲(做娇羞状):oh, it's really a big surprise,so what's your name?丁:My name Oh, wait a minute. Do you know Trish Regan(甲,白痴的摇头),eh..,it's ok,then how about Robin Meade(摇头),and Melissa Theuriau(摇头),(丁,情绪激动),you know nothing, how can you sit in here.甲(指门,气愤状),you you you.....丁:ok ok, it doesn't matter, you needn't learn about them, but you must know me, the most famous hostess who will catch up with those person and become the greatest poet---oprah!甲:I don't care who you are, just show me your talent.丁:ok ,listen,one poem,I have had found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her. When I lost her, I regret. It’s the most pain in the world. If God can give me another chance, I will say there words to her “I love you”!甲(起鸡皮疙瘩状):oh, I can't stand, show you the door,丁(转身离开,继续台词):If there is a time limit, I hope, it is (回头,对甲)10 thousand years.甲:oh, it's really a terrible ,awful, horrible day,why it is such difficult to find an excellent actress.Oh, I'm dying,you three, come here,三人跑进来,乙妩媚状:honey, you like my dance,right?丙镇静状:director,you like my singing,right?丁深情状:princess,you like my poet,right?三人同声:we are past,right?甲:eh..Thank you for your eh..Wonderful performance,but,I'm sorry to tell you ....(接电话) WhatNobody comes here except they three,oh...god.(挂电话,低头),you three,(抬头),pass!三人欢呼,说:we make it,we are superstar!乙(甜蜜状):that's very sweet of you,we love you so much(飞个吻)甲:you know, you are not good enough now, but I'm look forward to your progress.Do you have confidence?三人齐答:yes,we do!甲伸手,三人搭上,同声,fight,fight,fight!。
相声小品剧本《新梁祝外传》梁山伯学英语的故事。
三一文库（）/其他范文/相声小品剧本《新梁祝外传》梁山伯学英语的故事。
中英文双语话剧《新梁祝外传》剧本旁白：话说梁山伯和祝英台三年前一同来到刚刚成立的武汉新东方书院学习英语。
梁山伯酷爱口语师从口语老师邓大付学习美国口语，尤其擅长模仿马丁路德金的演讲。
（旁白暂停，邓英文“ihaveadream”）。
祝英台一心梦想出国，梦想有朝一日成为bbc主持人（旁白暂停，祝英文“thisisbbc….）最终祝英台以托福和gre高分的成绩被哥伦比亚大学录取。
在祝英台临走的那一天，梁山伯十八里相送在天河机场与祝英台缠绵告别。
l:yingtai，iloveyousomuchandi’llmissyousomuch.！z:iloveyou,too!don’tworry.shanboionlyloveyouinthiswildworld.i’llm arryyouassoonasi’mback.waitformejustfortwoyears.l:i’llkissyouacrossthepacificocean.z:i’llkissyoufromtheotherside.waitforme.bobo旁白：一周以后，祝英台从美国打来越洋电话。
l:oh,sweetie,yintaiimissyousomuch,missyoueveryminuteeverysecon d.ohmydear.areyoulisteningtome?z:listen,liangshanbo.i’mcallingtotellyouthatilovedyou.butithinkyou’d betterfindabettergirl.l:what?pardon?z:becausei’llgetmarried.l:married?towho?z:to英俊潇洒风流倜傥玉树临风的mawencai..heissohandsome.sorich,evenricherthanyuminhong.andh eisgoodat葵花宝典。
英语话剧《新梁祝外传》剧本
英语话剧《新梁祝外传》剧本《新梁祝外传》剧本角色：梁山伯（男主角）祝英台（女主角）鲍旭（梁山伯的好友）白展堂（祝英台的父亲）李庆安（祝英台的追求者）田天士（祝英台的追求者）张云川（梁山伯的追求者）场景：梁山府、祝府、茶楼、花满楼等地第一幕场景：梁山伯、鲍旭、白展堂坐在梁山府中。
白展堂：梁山伯，你不觉得我们这些单身汉有点寂寞吗？梁山伯：对啊，自从祝英台姑娘搬到镇上以后，我失去了一个知心的朋友。
鲍旭：祝府的祝英台可是个大美人，早些年为何不好好追求呢？梁山伯：我一直觉得我们只是朋友，没想到她在我心里的位置已经变得那么重要了。
场景转换：祝府中。
第二幕角色：祝英台、李庆安、田天士。
祝英台：（独白）我一直觉得梁山伯只是我最好的朋友，但是最近他对我有些不同的眼神，让我心里有些莫名的感觉。
田天士：祝姑娘，你已经是红颜知己的位置，如果愿意，我可以给你更多的爱和关怀。
李庆安：不，我才是最适合祝姑娘的人。
我对你的感情已经深如海底。
祝英台：我需要时间想想。
请给我一些空间。
场景转换：茶楼。
第三幕角色：梁山伯、张云川。
张云川：梁山伯，我听说你喜欢祝英台？梁山伯：是的，但我也不敢奢求什么。
我们只是好朋友而已。
张云川：你完成了多少次练习后的琴曲，你就会明白你们之间的真正关系。
场景转换：花满楼。
第四幕角色：梁山伯、祝英台。
梁山伯：祝英台，我决定了，我对你的感情已经超过了友谊的范畴。
我愿意追求你，无论遇到多大的困难。
祝英台：（感动）梁山伯，我也对你有着同样的感情。
我们一起走过的岁月已经足够了。
场景转换：祝府中。
第五幕角色：梁山伯、祝英台、鲍旭、白展堂、李庆安、田天士、张云川。
白展堂：祝姑娘，我看你们两个人在一起真是天作之合。
鲍旭：是的，你们之间灵魂的共鸣远超越了其他人的感情。
田天士：尽管我心中不舍，但我衷心祝福你们。
李庆安：梁山伯，祝姑娘，你们一定要幸福。
剧终。
英语话剧
新梁山伯与祝英台之春游L:梁山伯Z：祝英台S：四九Y: 莹心话说祝英台化身男儿，梁山伯一同在```大学读书多时。
祝英台家境殷实，实乃小康，父亲是地方县委书记。
与马文才父母关系甚好，其父母乃地方首富。
梁山伯家境贫寒，父母均为农民，但他成绩优异，年年得奖学金。
其分别有好友四九，莹心。
It’s said that Z studyed in Hubu University disguised as a man for quite a long time . Z comes from a well-off family which is fairly prosperous. And her father is a county secretary who has a good relationship with the richest people in his county-- MaWencai’s parents . And her best friend is Yinxin. while , LiangShanbo is in a poor condition , for his parents are all farmers . However , he really do well in study . So he gets scholarship each year . Sijiu is a boy who have brotherly relationship with L.And now , they’re梁：英台兄，还是东湖好啊，英台兄你看那边花儿开得多么绚烂啊！Brother yingtai ,it’s still East Lake that is beautiful,look,how Gorgeous the flowers are !Z：是啊，还是出来好，在家宅了几天啊，电影都被我看完了。
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Take Me to Your HeartAction（一）旁白：At the airport, Zhu Yingtai is going to study English in America,Liang Shanbo was seeing her off.（机场送别）梁: Yingtai ，I love you so much and I’ll miss you so much.祝: I love you, too! Don’t worry.Shanbo. I’ll marry you as soon as I’m back. Wait for me just for two years.梁: I’ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean.祝: I’ll kiss you from the other side.(抱走，走出几步回头再抱)祝：This time I really should goAction（二）旁：When Zhu Yingtai is studying in America ,her parents are planing to marry her to Mawencai，but liangshanbo doesn't know it…英母：darling darling…（拉住英父）英父：(怒气转身) No matter what you say is useless. The child's wedding can not be so hasty.英母：But dearling, Mr. Ma is so handsome and so rich, There is no doubt that this is matched for marriage. And…(被父亲打断)英父：I have told you many times, it is a new era of reform and opening-up now. We could not decide the wedding of our child.英母：D arling….The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death .But when I am standing in front of you, yet you do not know that Ma Wencai is so handsome.(马文才上，拿折扇，音乐《非》起)马：I love Yingtai so much. It doesn't matter if you accept me or not. It doesn't matter if she loves me or not ,love is right there and it is not going to change.英母：Oh, Wencai，you are coming，sit down please!马：Uncle, here are my presents，50 bottles of Maotai , three Benz and I have a big house and so on .I hope you will like them! If you promise the wedding, I will feel beyond happy .母：There is no doubt that Yingtai must be yours , you are so handsome.（被父亲打断）父：(大怒指着马）NO way !马：Why?英父：Since you asked me so sincerely,let me tell you. Do you know who is张国荣and who is Yaoming? And who is Du Minjun?马：En,…I don’t know.英父：Do you still know who I am and who you are?马：…I don’t know.英父：What do you think of yourself? You even know nothing about modern society！（转向英母）You ask me to marry our daughter to him, how can I trust him?英母：…I have nothing to say...马：But, aunt has accepted my 3 million dollars and presents.父：Money ？You think money can buy everything? True love is priceless！Only 3 million dollars… only 3 million dollars….（逐渐反应过味来）OK,you give me 3 million dollars and I will marry Yingtai to you (掏出钢笔来准备签字)Action(三)旁：A week later, Zhu Yingtai calls Liang Shanbo from America.(一周以后，祝英台从美国打来越洋电话。
)梁: Oh, honey, I miss you so much祝: Shanbo. I’m calling to tell you that I love you. But I think you had better find another girl.梁: What? Pardon?祝: Because I’ll get married. My parents wanted me to marry Ma Wencai. He is so handsome. So rich, even richer than Yu Minhong. And he is good at 葵花宝典。
I love his money as well as his charming appearance.梁: What are you talking about? I’ll give you some color to see see.祝：Shanbo, If life deceives you, don't be sad, don’t be impatient, believe me. Everything will go well, everything will pass by.梁：FUCK you. I’ll kill you! I will go to America to kill you!祝: America? You can come to America? Haha, your English is so terrible.旁:Liang S hanbo can’t face the reality that Zhu Yingtai gives up him,and in order to kill zhuyingtai, he decides to improve his English and go to America. Everyday, he reminds himself that he has a dream.梁：Today, my friends, even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. I have a dream that one day I will kill Zhu Yingtai in America. It is a dream that deeply roots in my heart, in my heart.Action（四）旁：A year later,liang Shanbo found Zhu Yingtai in America.梁: Zhu Yingtai, long time no see, do you still know who I am. I’m here to kill you.祝: Liang….Shanbo. （转向马文才）Oh, Wencai. He is crazy. He will kill me. 马: You! Get out of here.梁: You! Get out of here!旁：Looking at Liang Shanbo, such a strong man he is. Ma Wencai thinks twice and finally decides to leave.马: OK you are stronger than me. I will get out of here right now!祝: Please do n’t go. Just stay, please. He will kill me.马: I know! But if I stay, he’ll kill me by the way..祝: You have told me that you are good at 葵花宝典?马: Sorry, I’m not good at 葵花宝典. I’m just good at 新华字典祝: Oh, you are a big liar. Just get out of here!! (to Liang Shanbo) Oh, darling, you must kill me?梁: Yes, I have to. Because I hate you more than I can say.祝:Do you still remember when we were young, we listened to the MP3, you said you would love me forever. Don’t kill me, ok? Shanbo.梁: No way! Wherever you go, whatever you say, I’ll kill you. I only know I was born to love you or to kill you. Now I can’t love you, the only choic e is to kill you.祝: Once upon a time, there was a true love in front of me, I didn’t cherish it. If I could meet him again, I wish to say I love you. If you would ask me how long I would love him, I should say ten thousand years. That man is you, The only man I love in this wild world is you. Only you. (sing)梁:You must be kidding me！祝: Please believe me, you know I love you. I love you just like Lao Shu ai Da Mi. I want to marry you.梁: Really?祝: Oh, of course. Please don’t kill me梁: To kill or not to kill that is a question. My god, who can tell me?。